The Blu Team's Restaurant ( TF2 Animated)

[@kaijuguy19]

The lesson of the day is that to never give people who work at fast food joints a hard time because not only is it cruel and inconsiderate, but you also never know if they'll end up going off the deep end and taking revenge on you horrifically.

[@DDann99]

The same advice goes to thoses who mess with the quiet kid.

[@westernsavage2313]

@@DDann99 It’s amazing how people still haven’t learned either. They still make jokes and bully them regardless of the school shootings.

[@C.A._Old]

Awesome Ever!

[@an_dumbass]

May we do it too Dr bright as well?

[@DirkPittNCC1701]

yeah i mean waiting time is not bat for me i can just read and i would maybe have stayd willingly hoping for some good food since i hadnt done anything bad they would have might given me normal food

[@flashstudiosguy]

Telling Karens they can make a complaint but ONLY if they can catch up with you? A good business stragey.

[@squibtatotomato]

I JUST REALIZED THIS EPISODE FEATURES THE CANNIBAL SNIPER FROM THE BLACK TEAM OF THIEVES EPISODE LOL WHAT A CRAZY SET UP

[@Case-of7xe]

I also like how they didn't punish the polite customers and letting them leave

[@ninjamasterbuilder8675]

I do wonder if some did stay that they would have been fed actual food instead of the mean people

[@pootissandvichhere9135]

Just a reminder. These are 9 hardened mercenaries. Just because they’re on a side job doesn’t mean they’re not dangerous!

[@spikytoaster]

Just literally dudes with guns, the left 4 dead crew would have stomped if they actually gave a damn dont get it twisted autist

[@vuthypun490]

They killed 20 people so not a big deal

[@ratgodlovechez]

@@vuthypun490ngl, I shit out more kills then that

[@vuthypun490]

@@ratgodlovechez how the f I get replied after a month

[@aelsaellie]

​@@vuthypun490youd be more surprised when you get a reply few years later

[@Victor-056]

I kind of like how the L4D survivors are rather polite, seeing as they not only have had to deal with zombies before, but it also makes sense due to their backstories. Nick was a Convict, who only escaped both due to dumb luck and patience. He also was a Gambler, and thus knows how to play the waiting game while keeping his eyes and ears open for changes in the mood. Ellis was a mechanic, meaning he'd have had to deal with situations where his patience would be put to the test. He is also the most easy going of the L4D2 Survivors, to the point of being bros with Nick. Francis can come off as abrasive at times, but he's noted to be welcomed quite well at the Bar he used to Frequent, implying he's at least understanding of waiting times or delays in cooking, as the Greasy Spoon he used to Frequent prior to the infection was in no better state to the BLU Diner, the only difference being there is no Glitching Stove, and the BLU Diner is very clean. Zoey is mainly due to the events of The Passing and The Sacrifice, though it can also be due to her Scholarship days as a Filmmaker, and as a Filmmaker, you have to wait for the correct time and read the mood for the best results. Combine that with what lead to Bill's demise, and Zoey isn't so quick to throw shade. So therefore, aside from Francis questioning on what was taking so long, the Survivors were more than happy to be Civil. (One of the mistakes made by BLU was not providing drinks to reduce their Customer's ire by a little.)

[@moldygg6574]

Nice explanation you got here

[@heavyweaponsguy6284]

We need a sequel like "What if the Heavies from POOTIS ENGAGE AND POOTIS ENGAGE EXTREME VISITED THE BLU RESTURAUNT". Theyd be infinitely stronger then the karens.

[@SapphicSaphira]

Bro wrote a small novel, but ye I agree fullsend

[@well8250]

shoulda gave them pills

[@varuunbadree]

​@@heavyweaponsguy6284I started to fe3l he is the friendly version brother of the hoovydoony We just didn't here blu heavy finish what h3 was gonna say

[@notabizarreguy7932]

the fact that they have guns and are not afraid to use it and know that killing the customer won't give them any negative consequences, yet they are still afraid of the karens really show how powerful the karens in this universe are

[@DaKingKayden]

karens have the ability to remove stars from a resturant's review.

[@jdizzledaplaya2986]

They have death & diplomatic immunity. They're like Doom you can't touch them

[@Victor-056]

@@DaKingKayden Karens are apparently supernatural abominations in that verse, as they have been contained by RED Team. Its likely why BLU Spy tricked them into going to RED Team. He knew that RED would be able to contain them.

[@PP-ek4kt]

Pootis Devil Tops negative diff

[@OtachiKaiju68]

To be fair, the mercs told the customers is if they tried to report things to do authorities, the mercs would’ve nuked the city.

[@unicornman147]

The way the Karens glide around in A pose just kills me lmao

[@Randomdudewhoexists]

Like the average 2fort player

[@cyanaura5044]

4:53 Oh no, every restaurant owner Worst Nightmare. *A Bunch of Karens*

[@yeet-ej8mj]

Aas we can see, the pack of complantus karous joins to atack the lone mangerles in a battle for new teratoriy. The manager runs, while the pack of karens hunt him down and feast upon him. Its a good day for the pack of karans.

[@spynapple_pizza]

Amazing. A plot, a realization, a horror, a jokes - all of this are brilliant. I will leave a positive review.

[@watchulookinat271]

This is actually hit close to home I'm working in a restaurant and dealing with some jerks who can't understand that inconvenience can happen is such a pain in the neck

[@handsomestman]

epic so u fed them piss and a rat burger?

[@watchulookinat271]

@@handsomestman man i wish.....

[@handsomestman]

@@watchulookinat271 dont worry i believe that one day u will do it never lose hope

[@Jet_IsntBorne]

*man getting murdered* “I’m unfazed by this.” *man points at the PTSD ridden sniper and starts laughing*

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

0:46 you witness the Australians' table

[@wearenumberone1111]

at first I thought this would be something like average cafe experience but it turned out to be much more interesting

[@westernsavage2313]

you thought that after watching his other videos that all go from innocent to terrifying?

[@wearenumberone1111]

@@westernsavage2313 yes yes I actually did

[@magikaros]

"ENGINEER, WHERE'S THE STOVE???" "I, AM, THE STOVE!!!"

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

Well, stoves are hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@myleswelnetz6700]

STOVE GAMING!!!

[@baguettetheweirdguy2529]

With every of your mann-made horrors beyond my comprehension you exceed the previous one, well done

[@schooled9543]

Oh holy cow, what an improvement dude! Animation keeps getting better and so far the writing is real fun! Love it!

[@somewhatreal5061]

Thanks :D

[@colea2969]

@@somewhatreal5061 the guy who got his face burned got what he deserved

[@mrlegends7766]

@@somewhatreal5061 why that red heavy with glass was that weird?

[@Yourlocal_ZombieScout]

@@mrlegends7766 hes from an reaction video.

[@Betray_YT]

​@@mrlegends7766 He is Pootis Heavy

[@musicaman8683]

I like how they didn’t punish the polite customers, but I think they may have been taking it too far with the rat burger and piss soda.

[@gonnachangemychannel9449]

its better than eating waffles with literal shit bigger than waffles or having glass shatters in your stomach, rat burger is your best fate in here

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

My dad once went to Ghana as a missionary and ate a live rat.

[@myleswelnetz6700]

That’s punishment enough.

[@calmspectator8573]

I like the new tf2 freaks; Cannibalstrallian and the Pootis Devil. I don’t know what kind of powers the Cannibalstrallian has, but judging by how he acts, he must be just a regular man but he can eat multiple bodies with getting bloated. I like the it when his eyes becomes white and his face is locked in a permanent smile when he finished the bodies. I guess his only power is to appear whenever someone says his name in front of a mirror, so that he can help anyone to dispose a body. But I guess if the person doesn’t have a body to dispose of and says his name as a date, he would get angry and eat the person instead. I can’t wait to see more of this tf2 freak. As for the Pootis Devil, I guess the red heavy from last video must have had this alternate version of himself in him for who know how long. Based on what the alternate heavy said from the last video, there must have been other heavies who have the same powers like him, but it seems that when they reached the limit, they would turn into the Pootis Devil, where they would absorbed items and people to gain power, but it is unclear on what happens when the transformation is complete. From the last video, when the alternate heavy tells the original about those who went down the same path, we get a glimpse of a heavy nearby covered in a red light. My guess is that both the red heavy and blue heavy must have at least encountered or know about HoovyDundy from Pree Spunky, and what kind of powers they have. My theory is that HoovyDundy is a Pootis Devil, where when he tried to be friendly with the other team, but failed horribly. So he got his own alternate to tries to deal with it, and the alternate agreed, not knowing what he is about to experience. After the events that happened to him, leading to the knifes in his back, the alternate snapped and became a Pootis Devil, and becomes the infamous HoovyDundy. As for the original one, he must have been trapped in his own mind, forever alone as he watch the horrors HoovyDundy would commit.

[@williamfiore7545]

cannibalstralian might be similar to painis cupcake, but certainly weaker

[@ratgodlovechez]

16:35 at least heavy’s an understanding guy willing to let innocent bystanders leave

[@d_shadow.]

That was horrific. I love seeing your videos but this was a total horror story. Great work, keep it up! I'll be looking forward to the next episode

[@yahirlopez6600]

15:46 "You people better not try to escape! Unless you're trying to escape directly to H E L L T O W E R!" wow

[@Starberry_Milkshake]

I'm glad that though horrified haven been an accessory to a crime, Stove Engie managed to continue to be a happy lil' fella through out this entire venture,,,well sans the end but I'm sure he'll be fine.

[@storerefs9978]

Holy shit. At this pace, we're going to be watching you make movies by the end the year.

[@RoyalRoseTrue]

The Freaks: The Bad Blu Crew (of Restaurant) The Ovegineer The Karens The 4 Snipers, including Cannibal Sniper The PootisDevil/Heavy Reviewer

[@ChesterManfred]

*O V E N G A M I N G*

[@zackince8803]

STOVE GAMING

[@afbanjagjafdbxcvbrtjwsasdg2825]

simply incredible, i'm a big fan of your storytelling. it seems you've worked in the service industry. awesome use of suspense, downtime, ambience, an actual meaningful story which changes, good gags, music... dang dude, this has it all.

[@juliuscaesar6660]

This channel is a hidden gem

[@Whitesharj]

Sniper: "I am unfazed by this" Soldier: *begins to laugh at sniper" Sniper: D:

[@ChesterManfred]

Never watched this channel before, so I expected an innocent experience with hints of something like "Soldier's Day Off". Then I heard a man's long excruciating scream of pain after getting his crusty pixelated face cooked as stew

[@Thenicesunset1]

11:28 now that’s what I call third-degree murder

[@LDPRxPS3x1]

I deadass love how all of your videos connect to one another and take place in the same universe and canon but simultaneously each have their own little plot so first timers don't end up feeling like they missed out upon watching any of your videos. This is without including your great ideas and animation. Btw, when are we gonna see more of the Duck? You left us with a cliffhanger on that one.

[@lchips-zk2jm]

I love the anticipation in these videos, knowing that at some point its going to twist into something horrifying. I honestly think out of all of the SFM/Gmod channels yours is one of the best ones for purely the story within the videos.

[@leoje1524]

i like how it went to costumers angry to comedy to 4 people murdered and again comedy

[@jdizzledaplaya2986]

As someone who's worked in the fast food industry, this is a very 100% accurate description. Don't work in fast food. I just wanted to know how they made fries at McDonalds and paid for it.

[@lukashaluska8185]

This just went from 0 to 100 real fast. Good work and praise engistove!

[@gnoname5940]

Your vids are always a treat, bro. This turned out to be a real horror story but also was hilarious at the same time. Also noticing the use of Super Mario RPG tracks as background music, that instantly makes it even better. Love your stuff!

[@nathanpierce7681]

this is so wonderfully fucked up and i love how we go from fearing for the two at the register to fearing for the customers the dialogue is also hilarious, love it

[@PantsPlant]

OMG I can't express enough how much I love your videos! They somehow manage to be dark and funny or relatble but also dreamlike at the same time. They feel so grounded(like for example people here are KZbinrs, Fast food workers and Karens exist) but at the same time are completly off the wall. One last thing I feel your vids really match my dreams as a kid and im scared of that... Also I read the secret thing and it makes me even more exited! I'am not gonna tell where it is ,you people are gonna have to find it!

[@DUMPSTERFIREEE]

Enginner stuck in a stove His responds: STOVE GAMING Also Heavy and scout: No ones leaving with emtiy belly Also Heavy and scout at the end: Sorry dude, We are closing up 😆

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

STOVE GAMING!!!

[@C.A.M584]

I noticed the heavy from the last video I have a feeling that he is going to become a recurring character for the videos. The scout also got lucky that they all survived but the cannibalastrallian was really creepy for the fact that he enjoyed eating every corpse in the blue team restaurant but it interests me to know more about him like the heavy food reviews heavy who got angry from scout shooting him.

[@tobyfogg5861]

Most sane TF2 animation

[@tf2spymain703]

These are awesome. It's like a TF2 show we never got, but do. Keep up the amazing content!

[@thomaselliottjohncampbell3024]

Nine mecernaries who literally kill for a living, giving them a hard time is the dumbest decision these people(except for the ones who weren't rude) could have made

[@RIP2UALL]

This was easily one of the best TF2 animations I've seen in a *Long* time. Good stuff!

[@BroskiBallics]

Every upload you amaze me with the animations, keep up the good work!

[@noah-ux2cz]

I’ve always liked good more than sfm and this is a great example why. Not only can it be insane and chaotic, but also reserved and simple.

[@noah-ux2cz]

Gmod not good.

[@midnight5840]

This video was amazing and funny! Good job, man :))

[@chesky-621]

I feel like the reason why the dark green cannibalstrailian(?) goes A-Pose after eating both the rat burger and the pissda is because he’s holding in his puke.

[@raedynoiser1754]

I enjoy the improvements u made the animation!

[@MasterRhino]

Love the improvements in your animations, dude. This whole video was a blast to watch 😄

[@WangelHL2]

Engie getting stuck in the stove should be a cosmetic in tf2

[@sergeantarchdornan3013]

The true lesson is not pissing off the quiet lone eater at a fast food joint

[@CyriakHarrisBiggestFan]

so much good effort, this is so freakin nice man, big kudos

[@ninjamasterbuilder8675]

This feels less like a part of Somewhat Real's series and more like a movie about those who have to deal with mean people while working at a restaurant but lose their minds and kill or feed the bad customers with garbage or things from the toilet instead of real food

[@raboullesfritas]

My theory, Somewhat had a misadventure with clients in the fast food where he's working and he'd ever wished to do that.

[@soildier]

i really cant get over how fine demoman is...

[@dutchvanderlinde8467]

He's just sober

[@tostadaturtle]

seriously. bro is beautiful.

[@Beep_boop_bap]

Fr tho bro is fine as hell

[@superiorfox9361]

I love where this is going with the reviewer heavy 👌

[@denizplays1307]

bruh the algorithm recommended this to me and this gives me nostalgia of old Gmod animations, and the fact that you made it in 2023 is mind-blowing to me! I even checked your other stuff and the improvement is clear as day, respect! So I have this to say, congratulations! you earned yourself a new subscriber!!!

[@Din-Guss]

0:36 dang daisy be looking different also nice video

[@mateololero4091]

that was an amazing video, i leave positive review

[@themechbuilder6171]

me: oh no the karens scout: oh shit the karens! lmao, that furry moment was funny too

[@nadroji6549]

Moral of the story: be nice to those that prepare your food, or else.

[@fluxcptndavey4378]

As someone who's worked in fast food I can confirm that this is what happens nearly every day. Minus the murder although I wish I was lying about that.

[@LDPRxPS3x1]

I've never worked in fast food before but even I hate how some of these people behave. They never consider that the cashier has nothing to do with the food being bad or the food taking too long. Why is it so hard for some people to be decent humans lol

[@dombelly3343]

🤨📸

[@farenhaid13421]

Coming from the guy who made that amazing MEDIC adventure, you deserve more fans dude, absolutely great. That begs the question, how would a RED TEAM fast food joint be?

[@Straswa]

Poor Heavy and Scout, having to put up with the angry customers.

[@FritzyRexha]

From peaceful to dark But worth it

[@nanyayoksay1893]

i love the animations and everything! i am so happy i subbed long time ago! i find them calming and yet very entertaining :D awsome frienddd!

[@retime5929]

Now that's quality customer service!! 12:36

[@Dannybythebanana]

8:58 This statement is funny especially when it's a customer who clearly has no restaurant experience. It looks easy because you think "lol cooking" but it's more than that, especially since we have to deal with customers like them throughout the day.

[@yomikaianimator4689]

*The Menu (Movie) be like:*

[@agentburningbutters3655]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@blacktaylore4]

I used to watch your videos when your channel was still small and I'm glad to see how far you've come, you're getting the recognition you deserve, keep up the great content

[@saucepart2electricboogaloo461]

its refreshing to see a gmod animation where, to put it bluntly, demoman ISNT potrayed using minstrelsy tropes

[@smooshpopper2]

JTHM vibes in the best way, and the blank stare at 20:13 is perfect

[@Xel9000]

"I AM ZE MANAGER" - The manager of this astablishment

[@daotherkorean2509]

I've been binging your stuff. So much charm oozes out of all your animations. You've earned a sub. Keep up the good work!

[@BlackAnormal]

Looking good! 👏🏽

[@somewhatreal5061]

Thank you :D

[@liamerolduffy7738]

@@somewhatreal5061Are you going to make a sequel? Maybe restaurant wars?

[@Bracken1765]

I think this is the first comment

[@Chetatti]

Love those long videos such an interesting story each time

[@UberchargeV2]

Your animation skills keep getting better, and your videos are fun to watch, Keep like this!

[@FloofPuppy]

At first I felt bad for blu team for getting so much shit, but after the first.causality... Ok never mind!! D8

[@insertgamertag5369]

I swear these animations are surrealist master pieces

[@AshleyTheWolf259]

Always BLU having the psychopathic backgrounds. owo

[@RogueRail]

Dude, you did great with this. Not to mention that the texture quality has improved. 😮

[@CaneDoesStuff]

8:45 spys something is visible

[@rileymiller3154]

Blue heavy after hearing black sniper is happy to do the demand Blue heavy "what the actual fuck"

[@SuperNova-uv5ws]

This was truly deranged. Like, there is something very wrong about all of this. If only customers wouldn't treat fast food workers as trash this whole video could have not existed. This is a positive review

[@crashbandicootmsa999]

22:55 bad news of the team blue, the black sniper is Christian brutal sniper

[@rafakisaa1869]

23:05 When you're trying to punish someone, but it turns out to be pleasurable for him.

[@Chomphz]

Missed opportunity for the “Soda” to be “milk”

[@gominho9424]

I love your animations!

[@zacharyvortivask9734]

Thank you for being so talented

[@myleswelnetz6700]

They’re in the wrong business.

[@rottenroads1982]

28:38, Scout's Fingers are broken.

[@cargun72]

Lmao

[@I_KnowWhatYouAre]

This certainly was the video of all time

[@Rullikka]

this video perfectly encapsulates what it feels like to work a customer service job

[@supremeschemes5161]

Lol the engi-stove got built in weapons 13:15

[@flurry6593]

I love the horror aspect in the animated video. This was really well made and got me entertained for the entire experience. Good job mate

[@annikaolazo7294]

Tbh i really like green sniper and black snipers design... i wonder if they will add more team colors like purple yellow like that

[@Destoroyahpng]

No one’s gonna talk about the fact that demos pills and stickies were red?! Edit: Just watched the end. Well played questionably existent

[@Scoutrunner-ln6il]

The fox guy makes me want to say: I don’t wanna live in a hole anymore It makes me feel poor.

[@THE_REAL_SUN.]

WELL THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 1000 QUICKLY