The Bonfire - Dave Coulier

#640 12-10-2019
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[@onanotherlevel85]

In 2004, Coulier did stand up to a half-filled gymnasium at the college I was going to. The entire audience walked out. I have never seen anything like it.

[@krikeydial3430]

Dude I can't make it through this video he is so bad.

[@edmunddonnelly3881]

Did college students even know who Bullwinkle was?

[@commanderjonson2610]

@Alison Smith lol yeah but i gotta say damn good harmonica player 😅

[@earthsucks9555]

What college?

[@bernielomax4702]

@@earthsucks9555Whats A Matta U

[@looseyfur74]

Came for the feldog. Stayed for the coulier

[@defaultusername123]

*PRYOR* *CARLIN* *COULIER*

[@krikeydial3430]

i'd be using that super cool sense of humor to get a piece of aunt becky.

[@adamberndt4190]

So your the reason KZbin wouldn't let me use Adam B as my name...lol

[@jeremywilson6387]

3,2,1 can't argue that.

[@lunchbag_larry]

i love when voices i know get put in situations i don't

[@griffith8840]

the segway from scooby doo to homeland security is GOAT status

[@Former_Employee]

What Segway?

[@Former_Employee]

He cut... Cutted.... Cuted... It outted.

[@ShinRyojin]

I honestly believe that Kenny Bania from Seinfeld is based on Coulier.

[@PawAshtraysMatter]

I'd agree BUT Kenny never did honk-honk noises etc lol

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

🤔

[@natedavis4588]

My buddy took me to a "comedy" show in Seattle once, turned out to be Michael Winslow. Sat super close so I had to fake laughter through the sadness I felt for him..

[@booognish]

I could imagine on the right combination of drugs and/or alcohol that shit would be great..

[@jordanrock3494]

Winslow's the man.

[@GLPitt1]

Winslow is more talented than Coulier. Yes his shtick gets old aftet about 15 minutes but he was great as Jones in the Police Academy films. And I saw him at a free 4th of July thing and he was entertaining but he kept it short and to the point about 20 minutes of "voicestrumentalism" and out. The crowd went nuts for him.

[@matthewmattix1258]

At least Winslow is a good actor.

[@thdgcfx]

His comedy kills brain cells

[@WallyTony]

In 2020 I watched Dave at a casino near Pendleton, OR in front of about 60 fans. He legit did jokes I remebered from when I was 12.

[@goatboy3562]

Uncle Joey touched me once, he touched my heart.

[@gtx-808]

You mean your fartbox 😆

[@UpsonPrattJr.]

That's beautiful. Either way.

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

​@@UpsonPrattJr.✂️👇👍

[@kanescrimes4848]

People who like Dave Coulier's stand-up are the same people that get excited when the character of a movie says the movie title during the movie. "omg he said it he said it!"

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

They're also huge fans of The People's Eyebrow and can always smell what The Rock is cooking.

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

So you’re saying you love Dave Coulier?

[@GLPitt1]

"I'll give you Collateral Damage!"

[@ShinRyojin]

They’re also the same people who applaud when the plane lands.

[@zrayburton]

Oh… also known as the Titular line.

[@Jesus.X]

Lol at dave preening with the harmonica solo like some rock god.

[@GLPitt1]

He is 100xs more talented a harmonica player than he is a comedian.

[@booognish]

Jesus.. this is purely on the power of Full House.. Which was a pretty basic shitty sitcom that somehow ascended to classic status based on nostalgia and. Reruns? Idk. This is truly unbelievably bad.

[@mattjindrak]

I used to sing a song when I was little that was "Dave Coulier, oh Dave Couli-oh!' To the tune of the Tail Spin theme. It might have sucked but it made my mom laugh.

[@highpineapple]

Made me laugh, too. Lol

[@pete2799]

AND a chipmunk voice? What cant dan do?

[@kanescrimes4848]

Dave Coulier has nightmares thinking about Uncle Jesse's rebel ways.

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

I literally screamed NOOO DAVE when he started the african music bit

[@trumerothetru7964]

That was the best part

[@onetoolfan]

I'm so excited to watch this, I've always hated Dave coulier

[@Ajm52284]

I don't even hate him specifically, but man.... What a total knob....

[@GLPitt1]

I don't hate him. But I think it's bullshit that he is somehow a comedian. He is more like a Top 40 radio DJ or Game show host. I don't get how anyone could watch him do 30 minutes or more of stand up.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Holy hell, I thought Full House was cringey dreck. Nothing I love more than when The Bonfire rips into some hack material. Merry Christmas Campers!

[@rdp430]

ive never experienced painfully unfunny until now lol

[@paitis14]

00:25 when Jay laughs that hard it's instant gold

[@timmmychanga]

This is therapeutic and I ❤ all of you!

[@DKCG0113]

Fawkin homerun Coulier!

[@misstrKevin]

Double gun Dave!

[@seansolidworks4736]

Cut it outt

[@redcat10]

He’s like a beaver or sumptin

[@mattq78]

Fawkin cartoon characters! I was like, I'm bugs bunny or somethin cuz

[@JBGC916]

Hes a real full house! Tssss tssss

[@danielpenrodii2389]

I once worked with a guy who was Dave’s bodyguard for three years. The stories he would tell were wild!

[@macleandancy8029]

Dave is Facebook funny.

[@ThomasWilson4]

One of the best videos you could have put together and you nailed it!

[@BazookaTooth707]

People praise Chet Hanks for his Jamaican accent but Dave's African accent was the og version.

[@BIacklce]

before nigerian guy there was doo doo orsen, before doo doo orsen there was Dave Coulier

[@soulsmoke01]

Who? Who in the absolute fuck praises Chet Hanks for anything besides being a moron 😂

[@scottnowell4975]

Fucking brutal

[@onlyofficial]

Wow I don't know who's comedy is worse,dave or nick cannon?

[@BIacklce]

Coulier because this kills with the Branson crowd

[@alanhoffar7770]

couliers voices are at least good even if there are no jokes, nick cannons stand up is just...nothing

[@notrealy180217]

@@alanhoffar7770 daddy nick cannon is hilarious....

[@colletti914]

@@notrealy180217 Yeah well nick cannon just took away ur school clothes. And yes i am cussin in the house...SHIT!

[@shanestephens4728]

Yes and yes

[@kanescrimes4848]

Dave Coulier once stole some of Jodi Sweetens meth and then sold it back to her.

[@seanforbes3937]

I feel so bad for the coulier fangirls

[@KEVINHOMIE]

I doubt there’s any

[@evanwright3443]

I can't imagine being a comedian that long and your still hitting people with dated impressions from 20+ years ago and still thinking it's relevant lol the hungover bullwinkle still gets to me though..

[@brutallyhonest123]

Have you heard Soder’s impressions? Dead wrestlers and Sam Elliott?

[@evanwright3443]

@@brutallyhonest123 yea but he's not doing Sam Eliot and macho man impressions every show

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@brutallyhonest123point is, it’s his old schtick that’s not related to comedy really. Sometimes you play this hits. This shut is just sad

[@lindboknifeandtool]

It seems like some celebrities see others successfully reviving their careers with a “remember me?” Kinda thing, but to carry your legacy forward directly is just odd man

[@kanescrimes4848]

Dave Coulier once got head from the woodchuck puppet with a flesh-light stuffed in its mouth.

[@brokenfunnibones]

Did he finish?

[@KEVVYOFFICAL]

Dave Coulier, those two girls and their dad, and the immediate cast of Full House disliked this video.

[@meatwad376]

I hate how much of my life I wasted growing up watching full house

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

I don't understand how enough people missed it enough to bring it back... and they were cool with NO OLSON TWINS!

[@FOREVERGREEN_MUSIC]

You could’ve wasted it watching FRIENDS

[@GLPitt1]

He was funnier on Full House when the writers wrote most of his jokes. Lol.

[@skelter1153]

Sam, be fair to yourself. It's not like you had much of a choice. That sht was fkng *ON ALL THE TIME* . They saturated the living fk out of the American Working Class with that sappy horsesh*t.

[@Former_Employee]

​@@moneyonsquirtlehah. What a weird but accurate combination of things to recommend

[@johnsheetz6639]

He thin till his manager said, cocaine... cut, it, out

[@JonAthan-tm7ud]

Dan's African accent is insanely good

[@radiusone216]

It's good, but have you heard Nick Mullen's from the CumTown podcast? (Who I think co-hosted a couple of episodes of The Bonfire too). In particular his bit where he does the crab from the Little Mermaid in an African guy voice

[@akingaard3535]

Jamaican

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Laughing my ASS off 😂😂

[@Wurm3333]

The “whoa” at 1:32 kills me man

[@amandaszymczak388]

I can't even finish this video...its so painful an embarrassing 🤣 he must know it's not good...I'm fighting to not say cringe! Ya did bad Dave!

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

14 yr old girls say “cringe”

[@amandaszymczak388]

Good thing I didn't say it...., that wouldn't be lit at all fam! 🤣

[@ClintEatswood]

He's American. Don't try to pawn him off on us Canadians, Jay! He's your problem!

[@Lordeightbane]

No he’s your problem

[@whiteydiamond]

@@Lordeightbane the fuck?

[@Lordeightbane]

@@whiteydiamond Canada can take him and his stupid voices . The US doesn’t even like him anymore; he worn out welcome by season 3 of full house

[@francisg5207]

Sorry this man is an honorary Canadian we traded him.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

0:01-0:04 is the epitome of everything that bothers me about Dave Coulier. It's like staring into the Abyss Of Lameness. So unfunny, yet so pleased with himself. So uncool, but he has long hair. He stares right into the camera with a confidence that says, "I know you're laughing because I'm so wacky when I need to be... I go balls out, and you love it."

[@user-gv8xf9ul5j]

Still better than gringo papi

[@TheAnanaki]

He's like an unlikable Bruce Campbell

[@Mobeast99]

“Evil Jacob laugh”

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Coulier had a show on Nickelodeon before Full House... I believe it was called Out Of Control. That's how he met Alanis... she was on You Can't Do That On Television. I wonder if she was underage!?

[@ihavegivenup2887]

He looks like Jeff Daniels with all the negative traits of Robin Williams, just not as quick

[@JasonWrightArt]

Does his show come with a firearm for my mouth?

[@PeacefulJoint]

Yes but it's bring your own bullet

[@highpineapple]

@@PeacefulJoint That's where they get ya

[@tobe1207]

Soder should do some videogame voice acting

[@rodneycaldwell1310]

I almost lost it

[@quinnkuenzi7837]

Does anyone know what episode they first do the scare tactics "sing for he's a jolly good fellow"

[@johngreystone]

He is from Detroit not Canada

[@aaizner847]

The African music impression was actually pretty impressive. Not funny, but pretty good.

[@lancegoodthrust546]

Believe it or not, Yaakov Smirnov is doing better than Dave, A PHD in psychology and owns his own theater. But we all can't have a beaver puppet to bail us out of bits.

[@HotNickles918]

I wish I could get excited for something as much as these girls get excited for this comedy

[@2pacfan56]

Or how excited Jacob gets when he sees Joey logano

[@HotNickles918]

@@2pacfan56 such a classic

[@jotun.616]

Dont hate. That callback from fud to bullwinkle on the phone got grin from me lol

[@J_i_z_z_y]

Alanis had an HBO special and she addressed the thing about Dave being the guy in the theater and she totally denied it saying she had more boyfriends then just him

[@BazookaTooth707]

Sounds like someone trying to make themselves sound cooler than they actually were, and her bs story still doesn't help lol

[@Stitchlii]

When meh comics make fun of meh comics

[@kanescrimes4848]

Dave Coulier's a prop comic without props.

[@towersofgiza]

He has a harmonica tho

[@kanescrimes4848]

@@towersofgiza I know, but my expression still suits him, that's the point. Expressions are different from literal statements.

[@GorbyP]

You can stop writing these "jokes" you are bombing and it's really cringe

[@kanescrimes4848]

@@GorbyP 1- They're 2 days old so I already stopped 2 days ago dummy. 2-The cringe is purposeful/part of the joke sentiment. 3- They all got likes>Bombing Stop trying to pacify your ego, it's the most cringe thing any human can do....and you also come of as stupid when doing so.

[@kanescrimes4848]

@@GorbyP You didn't get anything right. Wanna try again?

[@dynamicvoltage9765]

Even back then Coulier's impersonations were dated...10 years from now he'll start doing Arnold and Jerry Seinfeld

[@cubeincubes]

This is somehow below the belt and completely over my head

[@abccoy]

Dave would have made me laugh when i was 8

[@BIacklce]

Haha haha woo

[@DeathbySkullfxxx]

Never understood, when hes doin Bullwinkle(aside from how he thinks hes funny) why he puts his hands up as antlers, and starts moving them around... as if theyre appendages that function

[@DABA2024]

This man invented the brilliant ‘cut it out’ bit and thought “yes. I will run with this for 40 years.” Somehow, the commentary is even worse.

[@gabrielrosenberg6734]

He's from Michigan

[@nickd7036]

Nick should shove his Cannon inside Dave's Coulier

[@3ShotTGK]

Can someone tell me they heard that drop at around 16:54

[@Mobeast99]

What was that

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

Metal slip compression. Artificial material origin. Possibly from the video they are reviewing. Can confirm?

[@Mopopolis]

9:24 DJ Lou is the best lol

[@PUTUPSHUTUPSTANDUP]

woooooooooood?

[@Jguthro]

The silverdome was in Michigan and she's not staying in character with the red wings Jersey on she probably is from Michigan where the show is

[@homicidalking1]

lol Clipping Dan's Russian accent in there. You didn't have to do my boy like that.

[@hershysquirts187]

10:45

[@baalzebub5000]

His fan base was all boosted many times.

[@Shonuff42080]

Dave's from Michigan

[@bluechalk6275]

Look, I gotta say it: Tom Myers is way funnier

[@jhgfdsertuiokjhg]

17:55; the teens’ accents are so funny. Canadian?

[@Evs78101]

This guy is the reason behind Jagged Little Pill….whatever happened to predictablilityyyy, the milk man, the paper boy, evening tv! 😂

[@chrismorale_]

No wonder comedians kill themselves. Alaaata introspective thoughts parlayed into jokes here. Sheeesh

[@Jay-fx4tx]

Ah...now I see whete Bonnie Mcfarlane got her "humor" from.

[@xCoffeeNWeedx]

lmao covid has ruined me, i get repulsed every time that girl coughs

[@tch8787]

the brunette chick is really regretting forging a friendship with the blonde one...if one of my friends asked me to see anyone from full house id immediately ask where the trash can for friends is

[@vinny667]

every other time i try to listen to these guys ol' forehead is eating with his mouth right on the mic.

[@976charlie9]

He makes me mad.

[@Madd_Slapper]

I feel like I have to admit that I kinda liked that Elmer Fudd bit

[@scottnowell4975]

But not brutal enough

[@gophukyurselvs3621]

When I was a little kid born in the early 80s, I grew up, listening to Eddie Murphy , Richard Pryor, Andrew Dice Clay. I remember growing up feeling like an outcast because I was the only one not watching full house. Turns out I was just a kid with good taste.

[@chuckaubry767]

His comedy sucks but full house was legit as a kid.

[@tllhy1591]

I knew every PRYOR AND MURPHY CONCERT OR ALBUM BY HEART BY THE TIME I WAS IN 6TH GRADE!!! IT'S ALL I DID???

[@danielpenrodii2389]

No…Full House was a hit show, this guy just stinks at standup. Slow your roll!

[@JokersNtheOddball]

Wtf happened to dave?

[@caarrll7117]

Didn’t Dave host Americas favorite videos too???

[@poison7512]

It's comedy for unfunny people. Just look at that crowd.

[@kittykatBflat]

YES please drag this mess of a human being. Canada does NOT want this I assure you.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

If you told me Dave Coulier was the "Not-Jim Carrey" guy in Dumb and Dumber, I would believe you. That movie is the same kind of lame that Dave Coulier lives and breathes.

[@trashteamracing8262]

Dumb and Dumber hasn't really held up that great, but you can see why it was funny at the time. It has it's moments. This is just sad.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

@@trashteamracing8262 Because everything else sucked that year? It was at the top of the heap of suck?

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

@@trashteamracing8262 Finally! Proof they aren't the same person and have been in the same room at the same time! kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6CWiKB4i9KXeMk

[@alexclark4968]

Rip Bob Saget. You were so much more talented than Dave Coulier

[@meatwad376]

Bob Saget was a terrible comic

[@gophercakes311]

I wanted to disagree with Jays assessment of Canada and Comedy, but it's true. Skankfire fans are an anomaly. Young Sheldon fans are the standard.

[@Former_Employee]

Two words. Kids. In. The. Hall.

[@MEEG0L]

Dave Coulier SUCKS!

[@hardpack187]

THIRD!!

[@Intranasal]

I hate to break it to you, i was the original third. I know that must be a massive blow, and seemingly out of nowhere, and for that I’m truthfully sorry. But see I was here as the third person, viewing this video, seeing the two comments and then I accidentally accepted an update, which I intended to dismiss, this update took an hour, and when I returned here you were. I’m sorry for failing us both

[@hardpack187]

@@Intranasal FOURTH!!

[@johnbrownell7715]

Man I hate when Jay says something that's both dismissive AND wrong. Why do you suppose Dave Coulier always wore a Detroit Red Wings jersey? Do you think maybe it's because he's from fucking Michigan? "Well he's from Canada" he says like we all love corny comedy. Well fuck that, Dave Coulier is on you America! Jay is funny but he's just so stupid.

[@gooberthoreau]

Lol. This dude has zero comedic senses. No timing, no instincts, so awful.

[@BIacklce]

and yet he was on the same stage as Jerry Seinfeld at a point, this is why the 90s was a dark age of comedy

[@brentalanadamlandgrave7635]

My goodness...all these years later, it's so evident how painfully cringe Coulier is. How'd he ever get Alanis Morrisette?? What's wrong with her?? Yikes.

[@brokenfunnibones]

Even as a kid i found this dude obnoxious