The Bonfire - Hansen vs. Sokol

#462 12-19-2018 (with mark normand)
buy me a hot coffee:
paypal.me/crac...

[@MelissaAnn420]

These bonfire tapes are literally saving my life right now.

[@carloseskimo]

hang in there bud

[@wowthatsbrutal]

I don’t have a license to drive and I’m 22 The bonfire is all I’ve had since last summer 😅

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Crackle crackle keep your head up

[@liquidmang]

I hear you mang. Lost my house, job, and Back doing labor work. Just found out my Grandma just died and really thinking about painting the wall with some thot jelly as Danny Sodes (awesome per ewg) would say. Hope you you out the darkness man.

[@Smeagolsthong]

Found my new listening addiction

[@jkbGood92]

I would’ve assumed every pedophile knows Chris Hanson like every criminal in Gotham knows of the Batman

[@BIacklce]

now I just see adam west trying to follow riddler clues to where he molests all his boys.

[@robinrobyn1714]

Batman and Robin. Robin is the 'decoy'..... And Batman then makes his appearance and confronts the pedophile.

[@ashvsthedeadite6091]

Batman walks out, you know who I am!? I don't know, some bat, guy thing??

[@ryanlara83]

The fact that he was so meticulous with the encounter makes me think he was acting like he didnt know who he was. His demeanor never changed from when Chris walked in to when he had been arrested

[@Monscent]

youd think that would be the case eh..but alas

[@fatteusstevens9543]

"Why is there an industrial lighting truck parked outside?" 🤣

[@gmrasha2]

Dan and Jay doing the grizzled women cop has me rolling everytime .

[@Wandernerbar]

" I got 3 kids an 2 still breathing broke me 😂

[@pendafen7405]

A series or movie about her needs to happen

[@gjmarkjesse1324]

@@pendafen7405it already happened. It’s called True Detective: Night Country 😂

[@shanestephens4728]

@pendafen7405 Team her up with Chicago Dicks for the crossover we want, but don’t deserve

[@MrJRYLANDER]

This guy had the ascension of the millennium …

[@jjjsofficial7478]

Licks the ground....."Chris Hansen's been here"😂😂

[@spiralbones]

Gotta say man, I had a really depressing day, but Dan saying "this guy is getting a full belly" really got me laughing.

[@toriallen8874]

Bonfire is my go-to when I'm having a bad day. Hope things gets better.

[@timnoonen1294]

He'll be stuffed full like a calzone going into jail

[@MultiLeonard1000]

Hot coffee! Danny sodes does it again!

[@jefflabbecomedy]

"This guy is just bleeding marinara"

[@isabelleger2815]

I hate I’m on the train listening to this!! I look crazy laughing

[@dproredpilled]

I need to re visit this and Sons of Gary every 6 months or so. These super long edits are my favorites. Thank you.

[@roseghould]

9:17 I know they're pushing 'hot coffee' but I picked up 'landed on the moon energy' right away and have been utilizing it ever since

[@anthemgunaether2914]

Same! It’s genius because the irony is the clown astronauts that SAID they went to the moon (which we all know is bs) had ZERO energy/enthusiasm about when they “returned”. That phrase is gold on so many levels! LOL

[@wizardthreehats5370]

@@anthemgunaether2914 no

[@adamlucashill725]

@@anthemgunaether2914 lmao that's not why its funny at all

[@olsmellyknuckles9653]

@@anthemgunaether2914 I hope you’re joking and not actually retarded but I can’t tell

[@ryanlara83]

I love how Dan says Mark's plugs right after he gets in. Fuckin professionally awesome

[@spiralbones]

Sounds like he just dropped by so Soder knows them by heart. Hot Coffee!

[@AnneHathawayRules]

​​@@spiralbones HOT TEA! ☕ 😂

[@enzolong9085]

Ive seen this TCAP clip but the fact that jay and danhave an hour riff on it gives me new life lmao

[@nr1w0r1d]

Starting to eat a slice is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[@spiralbones]

He should have torn the crust off and been like "I only like the crust", could have plead insanity.

[@sostrongineedmoreofyourmon974]

@@spiralbones he should have ripped the crust off, wrapped the rest of the slice around most of the crust and ate it like a fat drumstick in his hand. Insanity plea guaranteed.

[@notrealy180217]

Hopefully Hanson didn't pay for the pizza. The check would probably bounce.

[@fiendishmaven]

23:24 “WHO PUT ICYHOT IN MAH VAGISIL??” 😂😂😂😂

[@cointelpromusic6375]

38:15 "I wana make sure I shit when they tase me"

[@TheKromusDevice]

Holy shit, this one had me rolling. Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I needed a good laugh lol.

[@jonrosado1035]

When Mark Normand walked in I cheered like glass shattered and Stone Cold came out.

[@skelter1153]

The fact that he thought a "contract" that he drafted himself at home would protect him against prosecution from statutory rape shows that he's totally out of his mind.

[@glandhound]

He was 6 months from being released when the Bonfire episode aired. He was inside for 4 years. Now lives with his parents in their mansion. Yeah, his parents are loaded. He's registered on the list until 2029. Is he out of his mind or just rich? Who knows....

[@huntmine2343]

Yeah that’s every pedophile bro. All of them are out of their fucking minds.

[@nickd7036]

I finally get to watch this with commentary

[@jdsd4580]

I'm happy this channel exists

[@thefallenone1718]

Cinnamon toast Ken?

[@DannyWilliamH]

Her nervousness is making him rock hard lmao

[@lowlowseesee]

Exactly what he wanted lol

[@glandhound]

He also popped a Cialis just before the pizza

[@footytang]

These are so awesome dude. Keep up the good work. Much appreciated.

[@AnneHathawayRules]

"filing her nails over turquoise jewelry" fucking CREASED me 😂

[@johnytwotimes4072]

When it can't get any funnier and then Mark Norman walks into the room 💯🤣

[@joker1087]

he may be funny on stage but on this he’s got back dad jokes. guy brings up no new material. deer in the head lights

[@Zzzinnn]

@@joker1087 you coulndt look any more like a reeetard

[@TonyDanza4Lyfe]

And then it comes to a screeching halt. He suck’s

[@dontpanic9261]

An absolute bonfire staple.

[@BazookaTooth707]

"We can both agree that homework sucks. Now let's get naked" lol

[@xZippy]

Imagine being Jeff Sokol and coming across this.

[@nitcholas]

The Brian Regan cuts are hysterical! Good work

[@nam6128]

Bro no lie the sokol clip always makes me super hungry for some thin greasy pizza 😩

[@michaelcorrigan8129]

Does anyone else think that Sokol looks like Judd Apatow?

[@rawdog1999]

He looks like Tom Segura in the picture where he's wearing a beanie.

[@nobutsure]

No, sokol has more charisma

[@hardpack187]

They likely share more similarities than differences

[@buhshmuh]

Jimmy Kimmel

[@brandonmcmullen6362]

Definitely looks more like Kimmel lol

[@GahMorninJulia]

4:59 😂😂 this made me laugh to the point of needing my inhaler after.

[@tonyp7621]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StrangeTripNH]

Awesome job getting all the footage together

[@napukapu]

thanks for bringing this back

[@charmingjoseph]

YESSSS!!! i've been waiting for you to upload this bit!! thankyou!!

[@maxhell1579]

"I just want someone to fatten his lip."

[@Smoof29]

"I've got a wooly bush and a bad attitude" will be on my gravestone

[@lowlowseesee]

It’s so good

[@renebrown7394]

Already taken😂

[@TheKris2384]

You guys are going to give me a 12 pack from all the hard laughing I get watching your bonfires 😂

[@jamesmelton8993]

I’ll always love Dan’s high pitched nasally singing, “WIN! WIN! WIN!” 😆

[@marz-95]

Big Jay and Soder need to make a podcast where they do commentary on all TCAP and HVP episodes

[@daleorth7690]

41:38c Dan's impression of Brian Regan is killer🤣🤣🤣

[@Laura-fv1oe1]

I love Dan for pronouncing Worcester right.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

When does he talk about Worcester? *Edit: 37:16

[@JohnnyNatrium]

Who the hell doesn't know how to pronounce Worcester Mass?

[@Laura-fv1oe1]

​@@JohnnyNatrium People who aren't from Mass pronounce it "wor-chester" all the time. Idk if you're from here or not but it's to the extent it's a thing to mispronounce it that way as a joke

[@JohnnyNatrium]

@@Laura-fv1oe1 Haha I'm not quite from there... I've lived in the Netherlands all my life so far, but as soon as I learned about the city, I've always known it to be pronounced that way, and I've never heard someone pronounce it wrong myself, apart from other Europeans who may not be internationally well-versed. In fact (though it differs just slightly but that seems to be the accent being more aggressive in the New England region) it's virtually the same as the internationally well-known 'Worcestershire Sauce', which is a thing that is looked down upon when someone ignorantly pronounces it like Wor-chess-ter or Wurr-sess-ter(+shire like the fkn hobbit town out of LoTR if they wanna sound extra stupid, rather than the correct 'wu-stuh-shuh') of course the town in Mass is, like many American cities, named after an older Anglo/Saxon European town.

[@JohnnyNatrium]

@@Laura-fv1oe1 Rochester is the town I'd think of in terms of being pronounced that way - like Roah-Chester, as far as I know; but that name actually has the CH in it. Who reads Worcester and puts the extra H in?

[@ryancrawley220]

Do you think the cops polished off the pizza?

[@BIacklce]

like how dirty vice officers take a taste of the busted coke, the predator sting cops take the 'zza, soda, cookies, subway, etc.

[@MrJRYLANDER]

Thank god i can wear headphones at work….

[@lowlowseesee]

Chris has an amazing voice!!!

[@richardmedina9371]

this is so outstanding

[@monsterguyx]

Ya'll need to print a warning on the cup if you're gonna serve such HOT COFFEE!

[@mpriolo13]

Is it me or does that creep look like Jimmy Kimmel?

[@robinrobyn1714]

HAHA 😂. Someone else said that exact same thing.

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

My first thought!!!! It’s if Jimmy kimmel never went into show business

[@xZippy]

Jimmy Kimmel and H3H3.

[@toddstarks226]

It is Jimmy Kimmel 🙄

[@HappyMealBieber]

his twin brother

[@we_be_nerds3601]

Holy shit their bits of for Brian Regan are amazing

[@caitlynnc.k.4942]

Hot coffee this is insane lol

[@MrJRYLANDER]

I’m surprised that at 13:52 there was no immediate pause, with jokes ensuing for 10 to 15 minutes over his comment…. missed opportunity guys !!!!!

[@jwoahlnt]

I wonder what Mark normands real laugh sounds like

[@chilibeer3912]

I would love to know as well because I don’t think I’ve heard a genuine laugh from him.

[@retrojoe8434]

That dude is soggy. This video is hot coffee though.

[@Nick.random]

“Put a towel down” MN 25:55

[@nolanatlsmusic9067]

After watching this I had a dream that this was really Hansen vs Sokolov from MGS 3 and it's one of the strangest things I've ever experienced, I don't remember many details but it was about as ridiculous as you could imagine

[@juniorsanchez7441]

Damn i kinda wanna kno wat pizza place he got that pie from. This is a hell of a commercial. Looks delicious

[@highpineapple]

From Boston's North End. There's a few places that serve it up like that. Two places to get good pizza - New York and Boston.

[@juniorsanchez7441]

@@highpineapple Im from Chicago our deep dish shits on allll that bs pizza

[@judahsoremy9857]

@@juniorsanchez7441 Then why do you want the pizza that he bought from Boston?

[@TheStealthyPyro]

@@highpineapple both y'all are wrong best pies are in CT

[@lindboknifeandtool]

It’s called planet pizza in Fairfield

[@bernielomax4702]

Anyone who thinks cheaters isn’t staged is a bafoon.

[@thejanitor769]

It's staged?

[@VAcreeper]

Shit, I’d grub down all them slices too once I figured out I was getting locked up

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

I'd start trying to seduce Chris Hansen and acting like that was the plan all along.

[@VAcreeper]

@@TheKitchenerLeslie Well played, my friend… Well played

[@Chromeize]

What they don't think about tho, is now they have to sit on that little metal toilet, squeezing out pizza cheese while the rest of the holding tank watches 🙄

[@VAcreeper]

@@Chromeize They’ll get used to that soon enough! Least of their worries if they ever showed up on my block…

[@joey_ferrari24]

Dude.... the Chris Hansen Experience. Godamn

[@footballerdude93]

crackle crackle yall

[@stevelowry794]

When worlds collide! Wow, Bonfire meets TCAP...well, sort of tcap...this is gold....

[@BrandonLongwell]

He brought pizza and orange juice? I mean, not to gloss over the obvious... But pizza and OJ?

[@BrandonLongwell]

Fucking Ocean Spray at that. Shits' like a dollop of toothpaste is in the recipe.

[@marz-95]

He was supposed to bring vodka to make screwdrivers

[@mylescoffey88]

If not some molls.

[@chrismorale_]

Clarissa Explains It All says "Throw up taste like pizza and OJ" That has has been with me for 30 years.

[@renebrown7394]

Heartburn city

[@kaydawgy1999]

This was so gawdamn good!!!

[@santaclaus3077]

I've never laughed so hard in my life 🤣

[@seanforbes3937]

Best channel on KZbin man

[@geraldrobertson7871]

At some point bro....I don't know......how fast do you move killer?? Holy shit

[@Maddox-wd3xf]

It’s so cool knowing Jeff did 2 1/2 years for showing up

[@Ketacah]

This guy got seven years

[@commander1982]

He also tried to get his name legally changed but the judge denied his request

[@pussydestroyer87]

He ended up serving 2.5 years and is on probation for the remaining 4.5 years. Also 10 years on the sex offender registry.

[@nateclasen]

Yea and served like 2.5

[@Ketacah]

@@nateclasen he prob still has a “tail” now

[@benhathcock2058]

dan's fake eating noises are too realistic

[@Sneezy_duck]

i don’t mean to be rude but you got any garlic sauce?

[@jrwhynot3631]

dude managed to not have any boston accent and then he drops “lawr enforcement “

[@Yoursoul101]

Their Brian Regan is so fucking dead on

[@glockseventeen233]

This is a classic good episode .

[@badrap5566]

"Rip a growler" is hilarious

[@lowlowseesee]

Yes that one sent me. Adding it to my quiver

[@stubstunner]

“Now you’re making me nervous.”

[@verynice210]

I really liked the snap effect at 50:33. Great video

[@BazookaTooth707]

Im so glad Native Dan makes an appearance

[@Women_Rock]

Jeff Sokol looks like he could be a cohost to this show

[@haaken-hj2gh]

Erock, what up man!

[@WulfgangGott]

if I listened to this while driving I would have crashed for sure roflmao

[@mikeropaynus410]

I love how all the staff is in other rooms vehicles and homes and are wearing bulletproof vests for absolutely no fackin reason

[@maxmotors9497]

Man you know how scary the internet can get? You can get irl shot by irc. You can't play around it's a crazy world

[@Lindenrd25]

Right because an internet predator would never carry a gun.

[@lowlowseesee]

No reason my ass. We go mout re guns than people in the US. A predator with a death wish could wreak havoc

[@omgitsjoshiepoo]

Top five bonfire all time lol

[@brianw1734]

Great Show!!

[@mr.martyr8573]

Some of the best riffing in the fuckin business right here yall. Lol

[@davidjohnson4843]

I was a fAt kid i would of got boofed for that pizza

[@cocorkiller2322]

My two fav things.. Bonfire and pedos getting owned! Bahaha great times

[@lowlowseesee]

I didn’t think my tcap could get any better

[@ThizzyWailer]

THE KING HAS RETUNED? sshhhhhhh

[@mattcopeland8833]

Love you all!!!!

[@katepaine984]

Litigious as fuck 😂😂😂😂 dyingggg

[@rellgreen6558]

The 5th Ninja Turtle, Predatello

[@blackmariallc]

The Droopy bits still have me dying from laughter.

[@derekolivas6943]

"did you bring condoms tonight ? " "Sure did !"

[@anthemgunaether2914]

AND A MARRIAGE CONTRACT!

[@derekolivas6943]

@@anthemgunaether2914 sure fuckin did !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fancyrat86]

Takes me back to the peak years of O&A

[@cyberspace667]

Except they’re nicer people and not racist

[@ablackghostmyguy3741]

@@cyberspace667 lmao dude you got no business listening to O&A if you can't handle a few racist jokes

[@cyberspace667]

@@ablackghostmyguy3741 lol I grew up on O&A dude its fine I’m just saying

[@juliangrant9718]

@@cyberspace667 they're not even racist. It's a running joke that Ant is racist because he criticises black culture and black crime statistics. Pretty much everyone does that now. The only honest conversations you could hear about race was through Patrice and Ant. Opie was so uncomfortable talking about race.

[@juliangrant9718]

@@cyberspace667 by the way, have you seen Jay's black baby skits on LOS? A very "O&A" skit.

[@juniorsanchez7441]

I just call you Chris Handsome...

[@jefflabbecomedy]

We can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choss is yaws

[@chloedamone3014]

when i was 15 i was “dating” a 33 year old, I didn't realize what happened to me until I saw this video…

[@viol8r]

Mark is like that socially awkward friend that starts making somewhat funny quips after listening to his friends for so long

[@Nick.random]

25:50 is just a Mark line that is hilarious.

[@Supermoneygang12]

Normand is a beast by himself what are you talking about

[@bigleaguejew3101]

You’re doing gods work 🙏

[@danielguest7841]

Anyone else hungry for pizza?

[@robinrobyn1714]

Sokol was incredibly arrogant.

[@josephberg1586]

Thanks for what You do @Crack Lee Crackle :-) I can't listen to The Bonfire live, so thank you for the "Mash Ups" & what not. At the same time I live in Alabama :-( And I miss Wawa Sandwiches, Ya Yankees(Northern People) :-P Geaux Saints !!!

[@zachfournier3727]

Damn this is one of my fav episodes of tcap too

[@saraforney3940]

Dude at 48 seconds is the best

[@TheJeffissleeping]

Hot Coffee! thanks again Lee

[@MarcDeBenedetto]

Fun fact, the pizza was supreme with pineapple, as the decoy requested.