The Bonfire

Crackle Crackle Campers! This one was suggested by admin to "The Bonfire:Campers" group on Facebook Tyler Rose. Thanks Tyler!
This time Dan Soder and Big Jay Oakerson watch Nick Cannon's stand-up comedy special "Stand up, Don't shoot!". If you have a Bonfire video clip you'd like made, smash that like button and throw it in the comments!

[@jonnydaly239]

Nick Cannon is to stand up, what Nick Cannon is to music.

[@kevinquatman4068]

you win the comment section

[@misoguapo2946]

😂

[@highpineapple]

Hahahaha

[@ithinkimarealboy2402]

@@misoguapo2946 kk

[@googull5136]

My god you're right

[@MeTalhaMyGuitar]

"But Do He Miss His Dad Though" 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeLewis14]

Nick Cannon is to comedy what Mariah Carey is to comedy.

[@Gumberculesus]

A tip of the hat to you sir.

[@jay0pee]

solid reference! the drew carey roast.

[@j-boogiebrown9961]

Who said it?

[@jay0pee]

J-Boogie Brown jeff ross!

[@bricecate]

How dare you. She is hilarious

[@victorvega3535]

Man, I slept on the Bonfire 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@josephessman4845]

Saaaaaaaame

[@SirusX1]

Dan going Shakespear has got to be some of the funniest shit i've heard in forever, lmao.

[@alexcoyg3281]

Nick Canon, the Brendan Schaub of comedy

[@erikaw7767]

That's a harsh criticism man

[@alexcoyg3281]

@@erikaw7767 That D though!!!☝

[@erikaw7767]

I do have to say I'd rather watch Brendan Schaub talking about the UFC Nick Cannon doing anything else

[@acetate909]

The Feldog coverage is still my favorite but their Nick Cannon shit is gold. Crackle crackle.

[@goallineextended]

Any time I hear Nick Cannon's name, I hear Dave Chapelle's (TV) son say "Hilarious!"

[@uns33n]

In Jay's accessory corner everyone gets a pass for stupid gloves. At least he is committed.

[@cash4goldteeth]

This is one of those times I wish Patrice was around to give his 2 cents.

[@007johndog007]

Thats every topic on this show for me. The man was a genius!

[@bricecate]

Wouldn't you love to hear him shit all over jussie smollett? God damn I would love to see his opinion on that

[@bracksampson1]

He'd of ripped this apart. God I miss him

[@dankcharnley]

RIP the GOAT

[@jasoncinema]

So goddamn correct! Patrice is missed every fucking day.

[@robotoolecomedy]

I was today years old when I found out Nick Cannon has 3 comedy specials.

[@nitramyellek442011]

Stop with the " I was today years old" shit

[@highpineapple]

@@nitramyellek442011 I was today years old when I agreed with Robert.

[@nitramyellek442011]

@@highpineapple sheeessshhhhhhhh

[@nitramyellek442011]

@BetterThanYou-uj4cd that was 2 years ago, which puts you like 4 years behind that trend. You suck on 2 levels. Congrats!

[@saintshaze3274]

“White people love Nick Cannon cause he makes...... Kevin Hart look like Richard Pryor” If ya get the reference, WU-TANG👐🏽👐🏽

[@Imcrazyman850]

lol Paul Mooney White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X 😂😂😂

[@angieglover159]

I fkg love Dan. He is soooo damn funny. I love when he makes Jay crack up.

[@1amongthefence00]

I love that Jay doesn't try to clown NC for his fashion 😂😂. He doesn't have a leg to stand on

[@jasoncaldwell0613]

Lol Dan Soders joke about the 100 different batman action figures. Man i remember those days.

[@davidbanterford3216]

I hope Nick keeps doing stand up. It's like getting to watch a plane fall out of the sky.

[@Former_Employee]

Aaaaaand you are mentally ill

[@carlosbaja678]

Ever shook hands with a mechanic? I laughed out loud.

[@geofox9484]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2138">35:38</a> Soder’s Christine impression is on point

[@homunculusSZN]

Watching this now that we all know that Nick Cannon has like 300 kids 😂

[@peteard5089]

Airwolf. Also, thank you for your service.

[@scottderrickson4829]

Murphy, Pryor, Rock...Cannon

[@speedrob]

"It's like the shins of a muay thai fighter" 💀

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Rob Gronkowski makes Nick Cannon look like George Carlin. (Apologies to Carlin for bringing him into it)

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Holy shit Gronkowski looked like a robot being controlled by very confused aliens from planet douche

[@oneskinnyhonky]

@@jefflabbecomedy That's what happens when a meathead has their ass kissed their entire lives for being a jock: they assume they're good at everything & that people will applaud no matter what.

[@natedavis4588]

"Clap Shit" was the working title for "Nanette" Ty

[@cocorkiller2322]

Party all the time with Rick James is a badass tune haha

[@grimey5.565]

Good work man I love watching these. Helps bring what they're talking about into light.

[@FullyLaidBack]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1540">25:40</a> for my favorite part

[@Chris-P]

Hahaha love rewatching these, thanks

[@liquidmang]

Ah yes, I had the Ambush Attack green and Gold Batman figure

[@lowlowseesee]

I thought this was about Feldman for the first 20 mins lolololol

[@Former_Employee]

That makes you dum dum dum dum dum

[@nathanmamo3970]

Turns out my boss is out sick today, let the Allan Clark binge begin!

[@buhshmuh]

The real question is why the fuck does jay love drumline?

[@thomasthomas3750]

I'm not gonna shit on the glove

[@stumble-repent-repeat2544]

Cannon’s costume is as stupid as a Feldman costume. A little man pretending. Lol 😂

[@daronj4374]

"Put diamonds on her finger",Eddie Murphy

[@Ean9881]

Nick Cannon is the great value version of Chris Rock

[@sallystruthers1]

Dan Soder is such a delicious dish.

[@sallystruthers1]

Charles T hahahaha!!!!

[@ednakrabapoly]

@@sallystruthers1 a girl can only dream

[@buhshmuh]

Couldn't help but objectify him huh? Hope you don't mind when people comment on how hot a female comedian is.

[@sallystruthers1]

@@buhshmuh lmao no I don't care..... you're a silly goose.

[@buhshmuh]

@@sallystruthers1 i am a funny fowl. Glad to see that you're a good egg

[@Former_Employee]

Dan saying When I use to play with action figures it's like what ? Last week ?

[@hamdogs5768]

Thanks buddy love ya for this one I loved this episode

[@lilsleepy3332]

dan’s british voice sounds like the british host from the gta san andreas talk radio station pls someone tell me they know what i’m talking about

[@lindboknifeandtool]

I’ll regroup, just started SA

[@raytard8500]

The Jason Kelsi speech from the Eagles Superbowl parade

[@raytard8500]

I'll track down the show number and date of the ep....might take a little bit

[@AllenClarkFilms]

That helps tremendously

[@raytard8500]

2.12.18 around minute 42 I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky Think about it every night and day....

[@davidjacquez2244]

You mean the wrestling promo he cut during the parade?? 😂✌️👍

[@philiphied]

Nick Cannon is to standup what Mariah Carey is to sanity.

[@adamlangdon2245]

Thanks for making these beeeedios..it doesn't seem like com central is going to release full bonfire shows anytime soon..they gotta pay these dudes, I spose....I love the Winnie the Pooh episode, I don't know if they showed any clips during that...so I don't know if you could make it better..that would be cool tho...more beedios!!

[@thomaspearce8271]

Nick is to stand up what nick is to stand up.

[@newking6219]

I God I can't wait, the origin of the Cannon bashing.

[@fantomex4249]

"It's like the shins of a muyi thai fighter" 😸😸😸

[@ichiban308]

When Chappelle laughs at his own jokes, you forgive it bc you are laughing too. It's just awkward when Nick Cannon does it bc it's just him falling out to mediocre at best jokes. It sounds like it was written by someone parodying what they think Def Jam comedy sounds like. Just bad.

[@tmac14wr]

It kind of makes me wonder if Chappelle had Nick Cannon on his show, stealing Dave’s kids love from him, because he was friends with Nick or if he was doing a deep inside joke with all the other comics on the show who didn’t respect Nick Cannon as a comic.

[@kingofthefountain3091]

Soder could def host one of those shows

[@donaldduck3078]

You could throw pots down stairs and make something better than drumline

[@nateallen8197]

I love Big Gay Oaferson and Dance Odor.

[@okiedouk]

🙊

[@Misty8097]

Big Jay Wheatabits and Dan Soba

[@newgamer85]

Why they not going this hard on tony hitchcliff or Brendan schuab

[@fantomex4249]

Probably because Nick is suuuuper famous and those guys aren't. While all 3 are horrible in their own right more people are hip to Nick cannon from agt and wilin out

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Tony is a fuckin' BUM, thank you for saying it. But I have to agree with the above comment, probably because Nick Cannon is more of a household name.

[@thomaspearce8271]

Nick is to nick what nick is to nick ……

[@danielfawley4711]

Crackle Crakle

[@turtferguson4831]

Awwww shit! I forgot all about scuba batman

[@skovesk8s]

Does anybody know the episode with shane gillis and the peyronies disease?

[@Hallucinato444]

Why is no one talking about him wearing one glove

[@jeredsteadman4160]

You wouldn't take a ride in my hood 😐😐😐😐😐 oceanside?

[@TonyDanza4Lyfe]

WHOA!! Don’t bring the kings name up!!! Tony danza 4 LYFE

[@dannytsuji807]

sick bideo!!

[@jefflabbecomedy]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1410">23:30</a> But do they?

[@backforblood3421]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="884">14:44</a> It's exactly what Anthony Cumia pointed out that Oprah was doing campaigning for Obama or whatever it was, with her "I ain't here to talk about no books" thing, like she was admitting she was being totally fake on her show for the sake of money and fame.

[@snottydicknose1803]

😮😥 that was his fucking closer....he should be mortified..homie way out of touch

[@bigearsglenn7471]

I liked the knives joke haha 😂 sorry

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Thank you for sharing Glenn, this is a safe place 🤣

[@delta-9969]

wtf nick cannon's stand up is hilarious -- I love his bit about how white people have no souls because they were deprived of melanin in the mountains of caucasus

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Melanin = soul? Why? It could've been funny if he expanded on it, but he didn't because he's a hack who doesn't flesh out his ideas.

[@lesserv1972]

What do you expect from nick jr to nick at night. He was on a kids channels. Now he's a pretend gangsta. And ok as long as he keep makin money he can be ironman if he wants.

[@nonamenolast4648]

What made nick cannon famous I'll never know

[@shinybeast8946]

Mariah Carey

[@cemetrygatecrasher]

do you still make these? Because one of Soder's recent porn drop "I *in love it" would be hilarious if you could crop enough to make it youtube acceptable

[@lowlowseesee]

I saw nick’s stand up recently and was dying laughing lolololol I love an awful comedian like Joe Rogan to make me laugh at their delusion

[@wickedlester5320]

I think comedy is arguably objective. There is funny and not funny and there are those with a good sense of humor those who have no sense of humor. It is a profession and if you suck you will never be remembered.

[@nitramyellek442011]

Nick Cannon is almost as funny as Brendum Shlob

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

I’d believe that nick grew up in the hood but he was a good hood kid. In some circles he wouldn’t have the right to say the n word

[@King-hl5gm]

With bideo 😂

[@sta36ny11]

Nice. Looking for racist Clint Eastwood comp, please

[@WhoIsOlton]

who was it that brought him into comedy, and had to tell him he can't do other people jokes, as in he was sooooooooo clueless he was doing other people's jokes like that's how it works.

[@lowlowseesee]

Rick James awful ass write that Eddie hit lol

[@dankcharnley]

GEE I WONDER IF THEY PUT AN OLD WHITE COUPLE IN THE FRONT ROW OF NICK CANNON"S "comedy" SHOW!

[@orenthalsimpson]

I love the blacks

[@conner6417]

Any of the making a murderer

[@craigrobertson8364]

hey Niick wheres your motorbike?

[@acefrehley490]

for the longest time I thought they were hating on Nick Swardson.

[@justindeforest2516]

Nick Cannon's stand up is horrendous, but let's be honest....Is it any worse then Kevin Hart's last 5 or 6 specials?

[@XmXFLUXmX2]

blacks arent funny

[@whxxp2x]

His dad is seriously an OG to one of SD’s Blood sets. His success is a testament to his father steering home away from that bs. All that notwithstanding, his music is comedy and his comedy is trash.

[@jvogler_art4708]

Having trouble getting through the set even with them roasting it. The cringe is too much for me to bear

[@gayffreysexstein1983]

I love Jay, but his ego at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="152">2:32</a> is tough to listen to

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Almost worse than Schumers last special

[@ToddyTries]

Gary Owen has a story of telling a young nick cannon to stop stealing jokes

[@nateclasen]

Only joke I liked of his was the n- word joke and wh e people impressions

[@babloescobango5143]

Dude all modine segments

[@NA-bn9kc]

Goddamnit that made me fucking cringe 😬 Come on Brotha step that shit up!

[@philiphied]

That kangaroo joke is terrible.

[@Former_Employee]

I thought Nick Canon was white ?

[@Former_Employee]

So now I gotta ask who is Nick Canon?

[@adj4596]

#Dwight Howard and his wildin' out with his pastor trying to catfish a trans person he was involved with ,he is an NBA player that maybe like NPH

[@cal5000]

I prefer "Boogie in your butt" over "Party All The Time"

[@Hallucinato444]

MnM

[@mikeg1511]

Its funny though cuz nick cannons dad was one of the founders of the bloods.

[@buhshmuh]

That doesn't seem very funny to me

[@lowlowseesee]

Nick doesn’t not respect his audiences intelligence at all

[@lesserv1972]

And church puppet show funnier than him.

This guys like a train wreck

[@googull5136]

Nick Cannon is a great comic. Enough of the slander! Wild 'n 'out is like the black groundlings. You're telling me you dont like hip hop themed improv?