The Bonfire - Stories with Normand

#386 08 06 2018
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[@dylankmitchell1992]

“You cut her open and slept in her? Like you were on Hoth?” Holy shit 😂

[@pocketsand457]

Man, I love kevin hart. He cracks me up everytime.

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

He sucks

[@brianbonn5733]

@@goatmansasquatch1485 idk, he was pretty funny throughout this

[@Duenschissdoktor]

do you really still find that funny?

[@brianbonn5733]

@@Duenschissdoktor funnier than naming yourself Squirward

[@Duenschissdoktor]

@@brianbonn5733 ?

[@BazookaTooth707]

The caller talking about the truck driver girl with the smelly snatch killed me

[@deadgrandma9407]

I think Family Guy's Live Studio Ostrich is actually Mark Normand.

[@Burtsreallyfatandadrunk]

This is highly accurate..

[@uriah9559]

ahh-HAA

[@nateclasen]

Lmaooo I love and understand this so much im getting angry

[@migzydrift]

Hah! 👏😂😕🤔🤣

[@sophiesmall3126]

Underrated response

[@BazookaTooth707]

How did Mark's truckholding joke not get more laughs? That was gold.

[@jasonyount6036]

It’s a new genre “Truckolding” - 🤣🤣 Normand rules🤣🤣

[@DavidJackson-vj2oi]

Tomato sauce like it was a skunk 😂

[@DrawntoWater]

Love some Normand. Comedy!

[@stubbboss2402]

anything with the super queef is going to be a funny time!

[@BazookaTooth707]

Comedy 👈👉

[@DoooBeeDoooBeeDooo]

How Mark reacts to Jay's stories is so fun , and very brotherly.

[@3rdeye931]

They’ve definitely fucked

[@bradfitzgibbon8270]

Normand is so delightfully awkward and his self depreciating comedy is second to none.

[@dylanstandingalone]

I think if Normand keeps going and stays in the game, he's gonna be a legend!

[@bluedregs2745]

Eeahh i'd probably blow him if I had the chance

[@ithinkimarealboy2402]

@@dylanstandingalone I think he has already 'made it' and is getting better all of the time. An example of a 'legend' who is not funny enough to be considered a legend is Dice. This statement may catch some heat but that's just my opinion.

[@shanestephens4728]

@@imavileone7360 “I’m a size-Queen. I love big....clits.”

[@Dingleberrycrunch36]

@@ithinkimarealboy2402 yeah from my pilgrimage across the comedy podcasts over the last year, its clear that Dice is a joke in himself among real comics. Rests on his laurels. Like the band Kiss

[@citylimit33]

lolol mark normand would fuck a mop in a wig if it looked at him the right way 😂😂

[@jotun.616]

Normand needs to develop a more sincere sounding laugh lol either that or stop humoring ppl. He always just sounds like hes being a dick.

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Thanks for updating the archive of KZbin uploads

[@BigShaneGillis]

I grade this upload A+

[@treyturner1778]

That civil rights comment about the water fountain was way too underrated

[@shanestephens4728]

Even tho he messed it up but we still love big Kev

[@briankinney1412]

On another show he described his explosive diarrhea like a "civil rights fire hose".

[@916mw]

It was mediocre

[@squishmitten664]

"Reach around and grab my dick.." lmfao nearly lost my shit

[@johnytwotimes4072]

100th thumbs up! You know what that means? I'm the 100th person with no life at all 😅😅😒🤔😣

[@johnytwotimes4072]

@Jay Slays it was just a little bit of self depreciating humor. I was so happy to be the 100th person who liked this and immediately after I thought about my the low bar I'm setting for my accomplishments. I just didn't want to type all of that out in the comment section but alas....

[@EastboundAndDowns]

1:09:49 That truck horn drop is just a testament to DJ Lou's greatness.

[@wyattlewis8559]

followed swiftly by Soder with "WOW! It fucking knocked your dick over?!"

[@ElkinsEric]

“I’m a dancer” and Jacobs “awwww yeah” drops are by far my favorites

[@davewalker5040]

I've heard this about 5 times and I'm just realizing how many times Jay interrupts mark and Dan. Jeez.

[@hughjass7101]

Good. Mark sucks

[@stellviahohenheim]

cry about it some more

[@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk]

Damn Jay, nobody likes that corny Marilyn Manson.

[@codycook29]

He was good in the late 90s

[@justinloyd8315]

Or Rob Zombie. Music might be worse than his movies.

[@1sthander373]

@@justinloyd8315 Manson,Zombie..etc are all "Gimmick" acts that dont focus on being Great Musicians but more on Stage Effects,Looks,Appearing evil..etc. Similar to What Alice cooper did or Ozzy/black Sabbath/Kiss Difference is..they were Original/Pioneers/Legends Manson/Zombie are Not. And...Zombies Devil's Rejects/Halloween1 aren't Bad. Rest are Shit D- WTF? level "movies" Not worth the Disc they're printed on.

[@francisg5207]

1000 Corpses ans rejects r good. Halloween 1 was shit

[@barrymccockner6450]

Just saw Mark and Jay live and they were great!

[@jbiswasted]

New genre called Truckolding

[@zachsimon9475]

Haha! Comedy, yes!

[@ohnofawkitsme4263]

Hey hey

[@prooney1031]

Comedy. We’re really doing it folks

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Drink that drink bitch

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Come here

[@kylewhitmore304]

"Nice cleavage ma'am. Don't get mad you brought it"

[@drewprosser8861]

Can we get new sound bytes of mark freaking out about the high wasted hoe

[@Mostly.Peaceful]

Those tickets still available?

[@buckets_of_lead]

The second that guy said he went down on the trucker everyone listening yelled in disgust. I know I did.

[@georgeemery3295]

I love how the guys roasted that dudes clearly fake motorcycle hookup story

[@williamfoster5150]

Congratulations to Mark Vestibule 👏 For coming out the closet to his family this past weekend

[@williamfoster5150]

Your father will talk to you someday

[@nicholaswojton8258]

Normand Does Rule

[@badmunkyedc1]

Let me get those tickets!

[@blackphillip8486]

Is it true Normand boned up that AT&T chick from the commercials? Heard someone murmur that on a podcast but could never verify, if so much respect! 🎉👏👏👏🤠👍

[@phanatic215]

That last dude's story was unnecessarily long. He could have told that story in 30 seconds.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

At least the payoff was worth it. Sure he could've chopped it down a bit, but better than calling in with a dud.

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

mark is genius i hope all find him out man!! he's fast sharp with shit he says if ya not ready!! he n joe list fit together man but he has anxiety i suffer it so i see it clear, he is legit a bastard son of norm macdonald gotta fuckin be!!!...

[@buttafan4010]

It's a bio-weapon ... from Fort Detrick.

[@Hornnnnnn]

this was gold

[@zakkhoran2884]

Comedy!

[@ericwhatley5831]

🤣🤣💀 Great episode

[@napukapu]

Do you have that white supremacist documentary, Tim Dillon was in studio for that one. Love you CLC.

[@bryankelly7158]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYGZnGdsgrmrfMk

[@jjay__]

Love Normans Seinfeld impersonation

[@ryanvogel9610]

COMEDY

[@bradleymcgivney5305]

omg i wish i heard this live so i couldve called in with a story

[@CharlieAndBergs]

It’s like Marshall’s

[@123G-r4d]

30:00 Timestamp

[@armondoserna2342]

Uhm toilet wine

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

Comedy!

[@jjay__]

Damn, thats a lot of ads

[@iluvmeadow]

How many u got? I only have 3

[@jjay__]

@@iluvmeadow it was over 10 a week ago

[@seanpages__]

Holy shit I'm just hearing this?!

[@seanpages__]

Dude your obsessed with me.

[@RealCuckerTarlson]

Are those Manson tickets still available?

[@williamfoster5150]

When Marks lady goes out of town. He tags STANK all over New York

[@williamfoster5150]

@Mark Vestibule congratulations for coming out the closet

[@XxxXxx-er7pn]

Haven't listened but allready giving it a thumb up

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

We know it will be gold

[@slapshot6ful]

Me too, crackle crackle muthafuckers

[@slapshot6ful]

And mark normand? Yes please

[@xaviermoreau-raymond9269]

Haven’t read this yet but imma thumbs up it

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

I jerked off this morning

[@biguprochester]

😘🐢

[@Ster916]

50:00 song?

[@Mopopolis]

Marilyn Manson - Evidence

[@Tim_Tuesday]

Darude-sandstorm

[@Sonkhonkett]

"Why's it purple?"

[@baalzebub5000]

Did you guys say hello fresh?

[@sticky4158]

The campers need to be on the prowl and scoop up Normands website for him... Then sell it for 5000 pennies to him lol...

[@FURTHER_ADO]

I know the girl Norman hooked up with. Hint " my VAGIIINA"

[@yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092]

That doesn't narrow it down, like at all.

[@916mw]

@@yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092 Howard sterns daughter. I figured that out in 2 seconds

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

How old is this

[@1sthander373]

2-3 Years ago

[@Freezzerman]

I have the same porn taste as two of my comedy hero's, Ava Addams hell yeah.

[@mateo77ish]

Anybody else getting ads every 5 minutes?

[@Freezzerman]

Pro tip, skip to the end of the video and press replay.

[@ElkinsEric]

Nope. Just 3 ads for the whole thing.

[@randomdude189]

So nice when mark isn’t with joe. Joe just isn’t funny

[@nicktheknife479]

Fuck yourself guy

[@ColoradoKeith]

christine sounds like a disgusting mess

[@ACEMAINE813]

What's she disguised as? And how can you tell by her voice?

[@ColoradoKeith]

@@ACEMAINE813 keep listening to the podcast she is pretty depraved

[@1sthander373]

@@ColoradoKeith it's Not a Podcast. It's a Radio show On Sxm #95 Mon-Thurs 6-8pm

[@paulelroy6650]

Mark is hilarious but has an awful and weird voice

[@williamfoster5150]

I disagree. He sounds like a 40's radio news caster. I think its hilarious

[@williamfoster5150]

@Mark Vestibule even less people care what your worthless ass thinks

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