The Boys Are Back in Town (to kill you)

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JerryTerry Halloween Special. Also a landmark achievement - the first time I have ever completed and released a video in time for the holiday it was intended for. I almost intentionally kept hold of this for a month just for tradition's sake.
The phone-holding pumpkin boys were drawn by Scotch ( / scotchi ) and Kirsten respectively.
Some sound effects were used from freesfx.co.uk and zapsplat.com
Since youtube disabled annotations, hiding my secret videos has become a bit rubbish. I just used a card last time (which wasn't "secret" at all!), and I'm considering maybe hiding URLs in the videos in the future. But today it's right here in the description. If you read the description, congrats, here is a tiny secret WIP: • secret siren

[@mr_meow7627]

I just realized, at the start of the song in the top left its "My Computer" at the end of the song it becomes "Our Computer"

[@juniper6259]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2GZm5-dpbKnh9U

[@lemonix5893]

Communism

[@dibbingsauce]

*he was consumed.* *he was fused into them.* *he is now one of the boys.* *he is seeing, perfection.*

[@youraunt]

And the fact that one of the icons said "Joey's head"

[@suomi5475]

And also Internet explorer turns into nothing

[@sea_ferret]

GourdChat has a really weird autocorrect. Whenever I try to type "Lmao I'm dead" it corrects to "Lmao I'm Living happily in a mid-range apartment building with her 2 children (who are not orphans and/or grieving for their mother, who is still very much alive.)" It's really weird.

[@dangerjoe8911]

Roblox be like.... (As if I would even know anything about that)

[@phatcarno8332]

Don't worry keep living where you are at and you'll Be living happily and no where near a ditch!

[@myaursus247]

must be some kind of glitch

[@arcticguy3455]

@@dangerjoe8911 only a roblox insider would know about the horrific chat filter. You play roblox.

[@dangerjoe8911]

@@arcticguy3455 No, I've got a real life.

[@aidensell]

my perception of this song has changed since his new release of "kiss me (kill me)" since we have more lore, it's safe to assume that the world is breaking out into an apocalypse and its genuinely terrifying

[@Archibaldh1pp0]

This apocalypse fuckin slaps tho

[@Listed_Gamer]

@@Archibaldh1pp0 for real, whatever eldritch creature running the show has taste

[@VoidPlugger]

I'm assuming one of the "Boys" pulled the trigger in the new vid at the end

[@sundermc]

this HAS to be all centered with gourdchat (the application in general) because both "the boys are back" and "kiss me (kill me)" have some sort of reference to it, this song is litteraly centered around it and "kiss me (kill me)" has the main character serching up the incident, trying to download the files, it failing, and using the "gourd cop" to help, but in the end leading them to a trap

[@Archibaldh1pp0]

ketchup gourd cop just appears out of nowhere to help him.

[@TwilightFlower9]

This went from "funny parody with a few channel in-jokes" to "the start of a musical computer-based horror story" in one later upload, 10/10

[@BagelBoyboss]

The start of the horror story was actually in Photograph, but okay!

[@hamburger7243]

yeap

[@hamburger7243]

Yeah

[@beaathoney]

@@BagelBoyboss where?

[@BagelBoyboss]

@@beaathoney Photograph. The part about Joey's Head.

[@saintabsinthe]

the single phrase "The Boys' face" has some horrifying implications namely that The Boys are not multiple boys, but in fact, a single entity perhaps some...... amalgamation of several Boys

[@teethpilled3894]

Could also explain the noise it makes when the boys come and get the guy

[@mshoeffling]

there are other implications that its not multiple boys but infact one

[@undertalereacts7519]

Damn it I need not hear such horrible things

[@bedroombleach831]

Maybe of the past victims

[@CrucialDuude]

I think you can see The Boys in the last frames after the BSOD

[@dontmindmejustpassingthrou1119]

*Knocking* “Oh sht! You know that time I told ‘em noooo?” Our man died for us

[@breezierchip8355]

Except chances are this was a text-only chat, and therefore his sacrifice was in vein as 'The Boys' altered what appeared for 'us'.

[@nicccckque3908]

Yeah, but I think anybody with more than 1 brain cell can tell that when your computer glitches out just to say some very suspicious words to you, presumeably to block what was actually being said, we (the person on the other end) would most likely be somewhat freaked out by what was on the computer and perhaps "get away".

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

@@breezierchip8355 I mean the boys were watching anyway, you can see a face in the glitch at the very end of the computer shutdown.

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

And the first time it glitches the power light turns off, but not the other times.

[@breezierchip8355]

@@CollegeDroputPowerpoints I'm like 90% sure that's Joey from Friends.

[@mizuno1361]

I love the implication that “The Boys” aren’t a group of boys independent of one another, but likely one entity with multiple consecutive bodies. (Because that girl who is “living happily in a mid range apartment” apparently slapped the boys’ face, meaning she slapped the boys as a collective despite slapping one.)

[@Jacob-ru3mu]

If you pause perfectly when it glitches you can see a green monster thing latched onto presumably your friends head.

[@dr.cheeze5382]

@@Jacob-ru3mu thats joey from friends with an alien on his head lol

[@Neon99]

What are you talking about? There’s nothing on joeys head?

[@dr.cheeze5382]

@@Neon99 omg you're right! I have no idea what i thought i saw. Please stop looking at joeys head.

[@crispitysmuggity]

After watching “Kiss me (Kill me)”, I think this is a valid theory.

[@SmaMan]

You know that chick who got up and ~~slapped~~ *kissed* the boys' face? Now she's... an eldritch monstrosity looking for a mate.

[@zym5435]

single and ready to mingle

[@unwantedsoup7333]

@@zym5435 and full of eggs

[@augstuffie8609]

@@unwantedsoup7333 how I love all my females

[@lampaddict7885]

@@augstuffie8609 kinky

[@S1LLYL1LGOOB3R]

@@lampaddict7885 ayo wtf

[@blahey8615]

The horrifying part is how you don't have speakers. Meaning that you can only see the text.

[@kingtypo5925]

i’d like this comment but i don’t wanna ruin that perfect 666

[@truji2582]

oh god, we're gonna LIVE.

[@askhowiknow5527]

Blahey Worse yet it’s piped through the PC speaker so it sounds horrendous

[@AllNamesTaken_]

there could be some on the back of the computer.

[@Dinomine22]

ReiZenith there was

[@DJFlare84]

Can we just have a moment of silence for our mysterious friend on the other line who stood up to them like a true Chad and told them "No" when they asked if we could be found, and just sarcastically said we were "livin'". Probs went down like a true badass.

[@ViewingChaos]

Hopefully they bought the protagonist some time before IT came for them as well...

[@davidsample5094]

What an absolute lad.

[@carolineartley2703]

You know, considering it seems to be that guy making the call, it's possible they're both supernatural entities, and he just happens to be on your side. ...Either that, or they stole his voice just to taunt you. Regardless, he was still a good guy.

[@daturaapril6083]

The likes are 666 I cant like it

[@guilhermeadfl]

@@daturaapril6083 now you can give a like :D

[@whomstthefuck5877]

the 'kissed' replacing 'slapped' really be hitting different now

[@RToast13]

Especially since we know that that case took place two and a half months _before_ when this video is set.

[@johannesvonmalos7505]

What do you mean?

[@RToast13]

@@johannesvonmalos7505 Go watch "Kiss Me (Kill Me)". You'll see.

[@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4]

@@RToast13 I noticed that too, after [DEFINITELY NOT WATCHING THESE TWO VIDEOS ON REPEAT FOR A WHILE]. In Kiss Me, the guy trying to hack in clearly is investigating the case involving the boys. Why GourdCop pulls up a different case entirely is beyond me. Based on the error messages, and the ending of Kiss Me, I feel like it’s possible these dark entities, while having effects on the real world, are digital anomalies. Shooting the Kiss Me girl might have killed her physical form, but we clearly released something horrible when we were forced to listen to the song.

[@ashers1930]

@@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4 but why was the girl able to connect through gourd chat? Gourd cop closed the girls chat to make you fall into a trap. When you leave quickly with the disc you can hear the girl saying “kiss me, hide hide”

[@Plasstyre]

It just hit me how connected this and 'kiss me (kill me)' really is. They mention the 'woman that kissed the boy's face', which is the whole premise of 'kiss me (kill me)'. It makes me realize that the boys may indeed be parasitic hosts as well. They try so hard to convince the people behind the computers that they're normal, and that nothing horrible has happened, and even to go as far as to say that the parasite is a good thing, that it seems likely to me that they're either under the control of the same parasite, or one faction lords over the other. The boys could be demons, they could be simple monsters, or fellow parasitic hosts, but they appear to act differently and on their own, comparatively to the poor woman being overtaken in kiss me (kill me). This could just be a crackpot theory, but in some way other than gourdchat and gourdcop, they are intertwined.

[@Plasstyre]

P.S. If you pause your video and use < and > to move the video at the very end, you find an image (albeit I'm pretty sure from friends) of one of the 'boys' with a large parasite placed upon his head. This appears to further the idea that they are of the same kind, or one type of parasite is subservient to the other.

[@redbear66.51]

I once beleaved that gourdchat (much like Halloween 3 in some way) had some sort of infused technology that signals the other infected creatures to the user or infects them into becoming one themselves. Also, I think the parasite itself is a different entity intirely, infecting hosts into becoming mutated monsters, while they are able to spread the mutation to other people. The boys coudl've been a collective entity of other humans that were victims of the parasite, fused together to form an amalgamation. They later on infected the lady in kiss me (kill me), turning her into a deformed corpse.

[@BagelBoyboss]

@@Plasstyre The Boys probably ARE the parasites, my dude. (And also, I heard from somewhere that they are also called "Mindflayers" so be aware of that.)

[@ZiroZenStudios]

In both this and Kiss Me (Kill Me), the same dark text with red and blue highlights is used. I believe that it’s in some way connected to the parasite, since in Kiss Me (Kill Me) it seems to be used only when the girl isn’t speaking of her own will, as there’s a section after it appears where her speech returns to the regular blue text used to signify her words and she’s pleading for whoever she’s speaking to kill her while she’s down. It would make sense to assume the parasite is also affecting some of what’s said here following that same logic, seeing as the darkened text is solely to make the arrival of “The Boys” seem like a good thing.

[@arisafari1855]

@@Plasstyre that’s joey from photograph, an older jerryterry horror video

[@pankushi9837]

heard 'the boys are back in town' last night on the radio when trying to sleep and got completely scared for a solid minuite before being completely confused when i didnt hear the word 'kill'

[@GhostLink92]

There's a verse that says "dressed to kill".

[@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow]

You are forgiven since you're just a child.

[@havocspiral]

GhostLink92 where’s the “dead” bit from?

[@fullmetalanarchist6521]

i think its reconstituted from other words in the song, dead isnt in the normal lyrics

[@henricobridgetroll7902]

@@fullmetalanarchist6521 Did you not see the first reply? It is right in front of you. Oh hey wait, I'm brain-dead

[@papasmurfsmurfy6360]

Props to the guy on the other side for sacrificing his life by not telling the boys where we could be found

[@sticktheman4873]

what a king

[@gameboi2820]

Too bad they f o u n d u s a n y w a y s .

[@croquemaster314]

Too bad they found us anyway

[@jackdog06]

Too bad they found us anyway.

[@antnate578]

To bad they found us anyway.

[@pizzabox9711]

There really is some untapped potential in the absolute, pristine horror of "WARNING: the boys are back. [OK]"

[@henrydawson8096]

The gourdchat really creeps me out. How carved pumpkins have gone from scary to silly to scary again. Why

[@chromerotica]

I'd like to draw attention to the symbolism of gourds/carved pumpkins. Pumpkins and gourds were originally carved and set out to ward off spirits, right? But in this little series, they're the one attracting them, or are used as the thing that spreads them. Somebody in the newest song, Kiss me (Kill me) pointed out that the virus could be spread via air. The best way to spread it from an infected person would be to, yknow, blow their brains out. The impact would shatter the skull and release blood everywhere. Smashing pumpkins could also do this. Or carving them.

[@Mr.FastZombie]

smh why did The Smashing Pumpkins do this 😔

[@Topdoggie7]

I've only seen this done in one other place and that was The Candy Mare where the pumpkins scattered everywhere became vectors for her to infect and be everywhere at once, and when someone smashed them, she got on everyone around her. It's a very lesser seen detail in that massive novella story, but it always struck me as neat. It's so utterly forgotten what they were and could be or do.

[@LucasPucas]

The last thing we hear in Kiss Me (Kill Me) is a gunshot, presumably directed at the infected singer.

[@Topdoggie7]

@@LucasPucas Thus it has spread further with that splatter.

[@kurtisgibson2929]

the gord are elite detectives they look for the monsters not the otherway around

[@Clicxe]

Plot twist Your friend is already dead, this is just the boys trying to get you out of the house

[@eduardoavila646]

This is actually pretty possible

[@exzyyd392]

@@shrilow Maybe it/they're so confident that you can't stop them that they're giving you false hope

[@havocspiral]

Clicxe they’re just hēłqįñg :)

[@salj.5459]

Just like that floating balloon story from the guy who made Uzumaki

[@StudioAREshorts]

It's the tortured soul of your dead friend trying frantically to warn you under the corrupting influence of The Boys.

[@littlesounder1932]

" You know that chick that slapped the boys' face, now she's *Living happily in a mid-range apartment building with her 2 children who are not orphans and/or grieving for their mother, who is still very much alive.* " seems normal

[@xc_gwpl]

Legit

[@Groobis]

such a wholesome ending, i'm glad they were able to sort their differences out.

[@donuko]

Silly.. she KISSED the boys’ face... no one would ever hurt the boys

[@Iangussey]

@@donuko nobody CAN hurt the boys

[@therealisaacmoriahtboi]

And nobody will hurt the boys.

[@polychrome2838]

From Wikipedia: ""The Boys Are Back in Town" is a song by Irish hard rock band Thin Lizzy. The song was originally released in 1976 as the first single from their album Jailbreak. It is considered by Rolling Stone to be the band's most popular song, placing it at No. 272 on the 2021 edition of the "500 Greatest Songs of All Time" list." Ring any bells? "ThinLiz_76 is typing..."

[@teajai45]

What I find interesting is that in the sequel “Kiss Me (Kill Me),” TL76 messages the individual downloading police files to run away.

[@Mobropro12]

​@@teajai45 Probably to relate to the "Voices of Long Lost Loved Ones calling out to Leave Quickly" a few moments later in the lyrics of "Kiss Me (Kill Me)"

[@Megan-bw2ep]

"you know that chick that got up and *kissed* the boys' face, now shes *dead* (Living happily in a mid-range apartment building with her 2 children who are not orphanns and/or greiving for their mother, who is still very much alive)" That part alone definetly ties up with the recent kiss me (kill me) video, funni lore

[@kibbleknight2156]

I actually don't think the song said dead. I think it said "now she's *them.* " It fits with the idea of assimilation / the spread of some sort of parasite or assimilator.

[@ashers1930]

@@kibbleknight2156 it’s dead, the reversed text on the screen ends with alive, so it’s 100% dead

[@redsphinx113]

'Now my blood will spill' sounds so genuine

[@KenshiSri]

that's cos it's an actual lyric from the song

[@chancedavis6216]

@@KenshiSri Not entirely true. Its "The drinks will flow and blood will spill"

[@dogindagrass]

Down at Deno's Bar and Grill

[@tonylilsnifferwaifu8342]

I immediately thought of lemon demon

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

This is somewhat art. You cant really show this to someone without it being very dark. Its different

[@albingrahn5576]

Every one of The Boys was once a victim.

[@anya5635]

But what about the first boy?

[@nicolascage9481]

Anya Panagakos we don’t talk about the first boy

[@goodolnonamee]

@@anya5635 The first boy just wanted some friends. After a couple millenia he's basically met and "befriended" every boy that has lived or ever will live. He commands his legion of Boys to continue hunting, hoping they'll find a new member that won't bore him in a month or two.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

@@goodolnonamee we must appease the boy, he knows no mercy

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

Bring Back the Angry Birds Stella Series It’s hard to argue with your assessment.

[@cyanide_crow7970]

I was at a party, and I was thinkinh about this song. I'm like 'ok, I'm just gonna vibe now'. Ten seconds later the original song starts playing and I nearly shit myself in front of like sixty people.

[@jessr.7191]

Now do the opposite and randomly replace the original with this version within each party's music playlist..! >:-)

[@bunnybleats]

I love the way the part at the end almost starts to sound more like "you brought them back" instead of "the boys are back"

[@11epicnoob]

I have to read the pop-up in order for me to not hear "Boba Fett". Zero clue why i hear it

[@dogerthedog9905]

I keep hearing "The Baphomet" and I am sure that I don't like it-

[@Swankster9000]

the balls are back

[@MentalVideographer]

The most unnerving part of this video is the way that we can see around the side of the computer screen. It makes it feel like the person whose perspective we're seeing is potentially at risk at all times. The first time I watch this, I expected it to end with the camera turning, and there being a jumpscare at the very end.

[@93camping]

Theres techniqually a jumpscare right after the Bluescreen, but it is so quick most people don't seem to catch it immideatly.

[@slamacat9866]

@@93camping you mean.. joey from friends with an alien on his head?

[@93camping]

@@slamacat9866 Is that who that is? Never watched Friends, so I woulden't know, or know what the context of that scene is.

[@slamacat9866]

@@93camping that's fine

[@osanilevich]

@@93camping the icon for both the face and the alien on his head are on the desktop after the call disconnects

[@chaoticfroggy867]

i had to supress the urge to SCREAM this version of the song when it came on the radio i was in the car with my dad and i heard the iconic lil guitar riff melody and my mind SHOT to this i was very confused when The Boys didnt come back in town to kill me

[@lasagnalover1185]

yet

[@dtd1208]

Bruh this exact same thing happened to me recently

[@Jackthemenace5358]

There was a traffic jam. I can now confirm that they’re back in town to-

[@ReddCrystal]

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[@noobethgamingtonthethird]

happened to me last night

[@Ginkami]

Need more of this genre "Regular upbeat song turned into horror through modification of the lyrics alone"

[@fangirl3323]

Agreed

[@AgarthianTrapstar]

Judging by, what we can assume to be a picture from the correspondent's webcam moments after his demise, that "the boys" seem to be some kind of insectoid-like beings that attach themselves to the heads of humans, presumably some kind of feeding behaviour. And the way they're talked about implies that they're a threat that some common folk are aware of, but were not anticipating their return for some time. Addendum: Either the photo is how "the boys" feed or is possibly, judging by Kiss Me, how "the eggs" are transmitted.

[@noahsheeley2618]

Nah mate that's just joey's head with nothing on it

[@user-zj6ks1ph4p]

What are you talking about? There’s Ń̴͙̱̰̜̤͎̪̪̓͌́́̚o̷̠̹̥̙̫̗͕͚̲͓͖͍̔͒t̸̘̫͎̝͖͉͈̫͍̔̑͂̒̉͜͜h̴͍͙̜̰̠̱̅̈́̂ǐ̶̢͈̦̥̩̰̞̹̤͇͓̊͜͝n̴̻̹̰̂͌̓͑̑͗͋͛͌̂̈́͂̕͝͠g̶̮̟̟͈̥͓̬̯̞̠̖̱̉̀̈̀͛̈̎͑̚ ̷̛͇̗̦͙̺͈̭͓͎̟̈̏͋͗̿͛͑͝ȏ̵̞̳͍̣̤̯̟̗̣̘̬̬̟̓̊͆n̵̗̹̜̝̝̟̤̠̅̉ ̵̢̧̛̛͙͎̠̜͈̖̞͔́̅͌̃͑͂͆̀́͑̃̋̾j̶̛̟̥̲͆̀̂̚o̴̯͙̭͇̤̤̖̥̞̞̦͐̈́͆͗͗̊̋̐́̅͠ͅͅẹ̸̪͔͔̘͚̘͕͉̉̆̀ÿ̸̢̢͙̗͓̟͕̪͔͉͔̣́͒̄͂̆̉̿̿͜’̴̢̤͍͎̻̙̩͕̬͓̰̦̝̆̊͆̄s̴͙̬̞̖̱̭̘̟̺̊̉ͅ ̶̧͙̙͉͐̔̌̈̈́͒̀̓̍͒̐̌̊͝ͅh̶̢̼͓̪̘̦̪̝͙̞͓͗ͅè̴̡͉̭͕̥͕͈̱̗̳̱̘a̴̛̜͋͒̕͜d̵͓̩͍̺͙͚̽͊̄̊̆́̀̊̅̕͘͘͘

[@BagelBoyboss]

Hopefully no eggs get laid in MY veins!

[@reeddunnagan]

Maybe it's both and they feed and lay eggs

[@sour_gh0st]

Okay I know everyone is talking about how this is fear inducing and stuff but no one talks about how this song is a absolute addictive blast in this version

[@nuibaba280]

Yeees

[@goodolnonamee]

I gotta say, being in the middle of a little dance when the dude dies felt weird, but it was too good to not dance

[@damnedman0455]

I honestly think this is better than the original, I’ve listened to this over 10 times today

[@eliw.1336]

Implying that it wasn't already?

[@maxbecker7407]

I’ve played this while in survival mode in GTA and my kill count increases when I do it it’s just math

[@joeonyoutube2225]

N O W M Y B L O O D W I L L S P I L L .

[@ajshitshed]

H E R E I T C O M E S . . . *glass breaks*

[@apersonontheinternet7595]

G E T A W A Y , G E T A W A Y

[@cjth3beast265]

S P R E A D T H E W O R D A R O U N D T H E B O Y S A R E B A C K I N T O W N A G A I- neck snaps

[@acommonfbiagent6444]

CJTH3BEAST *[Mid-Duration instrumental pause]*

[@GLXY23]

@@acommonfbiagent6444 THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK THE BOYS ARE BACK

[@Tri__Slosher]

No matter how many times I watch this video, I cannot stop thinking of 'The Boys' as murderous dancing little pumpkins (as shown on the computer).

[@Thirdlittlemariobrother]

i imagine they are like 4-5ish dolls and the size of actual pumpkins so i imagine during 1:31 one just jumped through the window of the person calling us and they all crawled in

[@Stanfordscienceman]

@@Thirdlittlemariobrotherthe other 4 each grabbed a limb and tossed him together

[@Emerald_Raven08]

Could be worse, at least you're not being hunted by the scariest 'stralian skeleton

[@CardboardtheFool]

This song gets even creepier if you listen to the other one in this series, as at around 1:34, as the singer is telling you to "get away" you can hear what can be interpreted as buzzing and egg hatching, as well as a slight heartbeat, just like the one used in Kiss Me (Kill Me)

[@ughhhhaareghh8977]

i always thought the hatching sound was like a bone breaking or being snapped, if you look at the screen when the hatch sound plays it like creases

[@HazardThe2st]

Im think the buzzing and egg hatching are the boys' unhuman sounds and them breaking the singers neck respectively

[@ravenwashere1776]

This information has made me even more disturbed by this song series, thank you!

[@arclain67]

“Oh shit.” “You know that time I told them no?” “Now my blood will spill...” “Here it comes...” “GET AWAY! GET AWAY!” “SPREAD THE WORD AROUND! THE BOYS ARE BACK!”

[@TheTwistedPuppeteer]

my man died tryin to save us

[@isaiah-the-starborn]

*c r a c k*

[@thebeanbox5609]

*CONNECTION* *LOST*

[@clodolcmidnights837]

@@thebeanbox5609 *long instrumental break* The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back The boys are back

[@pato01123]

"SPREAD THE WORLD AROUND! THE BOYS ARE BACK ON TOWN TO KI-"

[@equisde4096]

You know that chick that got up and _KISSED_ the boy's face? now shes _LIVING HAPPILY IN A MID-RANGE APARTMENT BUILDING WITH HER 2 CHILDREN (WHO ARE NOT ORPHANS AND/OR GREIVING FOR THEIR MOTHER, WHO IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE)_

[@JarrahTarrah]

its KISSED (the font's K's are pretty H-like to be fair)

[@equisde4096]

JerryTerry UwU thanks jerry, Im a huge fan of all your work, except ReDoing, I especially like "collection" "real content pls" and "photograph" please do an extention of these songs pls pls UwU

[@nootnootboi7048]

equis de ok, maybe that's a *little* suspicious.

[@hollyfelis4197]

i also just noticed that it says "the boys' face." as in, they all collectively have a singular face.

[@Herocku]

Redoin was one of my personal favorites

[@superspicyboi3596]

I noticed how the clock reads 23:59 in the beginning and in the end, reads 0:00. Our man had a minute to warn us.

[@JohnSmith-sr8pz]

"This video has been claimed and monetized by the copyright holder of the original song. If you're forced to watch an ad before this short video, I'm sorry." Looks like The Boys got him.

[@BagelBoyboss]

Big F in the chat for JerryTerry

[@thom14777]

The fact that the "music video" is on a smaller, screen within our screen really makes it more unsettling

[@Firepal3D]

We're watching a screen, showing a video screen showing a CRT screen, showing Windows 95, showing a call. *DEEP*

[@CallieSqueakz]

Firepal64 Agreed.

[@jauxro]

There's some implied surroundings that you can't see or control

[@ScottCrack]

you know whats even more unsettling. on the computer it has an application called "our computer"

[@comradezach]

Didn’t think I’d find you here cactus

[@crazyfulla]

My fave part is the "Oh shit" its so sudden and panicked like how you'd react if someone just starting banging on your door, i love it.

[@Professional_Rookie]

4 years later and i finally noticed Joey with [nothing on his head] appears in the static just before the computer shuts down

[@bun9548]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PAUSE TO SEE IT CLEARLY IT WAS SO GODDAMN FAST I COULDN'T CATCH IT

[@pilolo57]

@@bun9548 you can nudge the video by a frame with "," and "."

[@thepopo592]

1:17 thats a great foreshadowing for his next song. im surprised he was able to call back to that.

[@NiknAknO]

Also the text that shows up on this screen to lie about stuff is the exact same style of text that shows up after the woman transforms in "Kiss Me."

[@vla1ne]

2:43... I think we know where those eggs came from too.

[@HazardThe2st]

@@vla1ne its just a in-channel joke jerryterry has, joey from friends with something on his head

[@roeorca]

My D&D party and me going to re-pillage and murder the town we already have conquered:

[@PeterDivine]

"Onrac- where lightning can't strike thrice!"

[@humble_lion357]

I may actually use The Boys as a entity in a one-shot for DnD

[@psychicjellyfish9466]

A town which completely believes that you’re all little angels thanks to a series of absurdly lucky persuasion and charisma checks

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

I know I’m a year late but lmao.

[@roguishpaladin]

@@humble_lion357 Don't forget to include Joey's Head.

[@thamyris8953]

After you defeat The Boys to this song, "The Boys are Backing Down" begins to play

[@nuibaba280]

The boys are backing down lmaoooo

[@BKSF1]

that's really good lmfao

[@lampaddict7885]

oh my god this comment is incredible

[@pixwool]

When you run away after killing only one, “The Boys are Tracking Down” plays as they try to find you to get revenge

[@vibethecat4194]

@@pixwool and if you hide, "The Boys are Finding Now" begins to play

[@randomguy3708]

During the corruptions, the contact changes from "ThinLiz_76" to "Joey's Head" later once the desktop corrupts there is "Joey's Head" and then there is "Nothing" above it because there is "nothing on Joey's Head" also it's only then that the time changes from 23:59 to 00:00 I love the attention to detail

[@theoneandonlyandyman]

"What the hell is on Joey's Head" the third video is gonna be photograph by nickelback

[@MrNoob30]

@@theoneandonlyandyman scroll back in Jerry Terry’s videos, “photograph” was the first one

[@bewbug66]

and also before the computer shuts down at the end, it flashes a photo of joey with the 'nothing' on his head

[@randomguy3708]

@@bewbug66 Nice catch

[@oishi_sammich4542]

Makes sense since it seemed as though our friend's neck was snapped

[@wiltedcordypetals]

i love how at the end the phrase "the boys are back" slowly turns into "you can't go back." think its an auditory hallucination, but I like it

[@lelduck6388]

It also sounds like “The government”

[@IGSA101]

I hear "you brought them back".

[@theultimatejack3360]

This sounds unnaturally natural. It doesn’t sound like it was edited.

[@jameson7276]

It definitely sounds edited. It's about as well edited as it could be.

[@theultimatejack3360]

Jameson that’s what I mean. It’s sounds natural because it was edited well, but unnatural because the speech patterns are kinda weird

[@apearchitect5647]

It sounds edited but in a good way,, like when in the beginning he says “no” but on the screen it says “yes” i absolutely love it! it sounds better edited for that reason haha

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

This should be its own genre

[@holysmokes4493]

For anyone reading post-2023, this is where the conspiracy started.

[@DioBrando-dw4fk]

I just realised, our main character can’t hear the music so presumably he has just been tricked by the “boys”

[@panda_the_noob2337]

the person trying to warn him so he can´t hear anything he thinks the boys are his friends not what the boys actually are.

[@joeyfromschool]

I have to hope they’d notice the sudden change in the screens interface, and the fact that the message sender even started with “the boys are back in town” makes me think that the receiver of the message already knows they’re bad news.

[@sergiorubens8475]

@@joeyfromschool yes

[@justsomerandomdude9830]

The boys are fucking awful at tricking then

[@pinkfurret6245]

@@justsomerandomdude9830 Because they don't need to, they're already in town, just look outside.

[@noobethgamingtonthethird]

fun fact : at 1:46 the internet explorer icon looses the internet explorer icon and the text is replaced to "nothing" and the "my briefcase" file becomes a picture of joey tribianni's head with the new text "joey's head"

[@FoolishBaseball]

This is one of my favorite KZbin videos.

[@KatyushaRockets]

You know the chick that slapped the boys face? Now she's dead" Well.... that escalated quickly.

[@buckowens2841]

*Living happily in a mid-range apartment building with her 2 children (who are not orphans and/or grieving for their mother, who is still very much alive)

[@batqrince]

vibe checked

[@sayospecter6731]

I always heard it as "Now she's them." Which isn't in any way less terrifying. EDIT: -Kill- Kiss me

[@SerFifer]

Smooge Shiroganeechan I think it’s “now she stabbed”

[@justsomegoblinwithinternet6231]

*BAM BAM BAM BAM* "oh shit. Remember the time i told them 'no?' Now my blood will spill."

[@internallyinteral]

this song is a gateway drug to Neil Cicierega

[@vesperony353]

THANK YOU someone said it

[@kit_the_inevitable]

oh, absolutely

[@vonnie0_0]

Can’t believe I haven’t made that connection before, you are so freaking right lol

[@docmcmoth]

This is where the bees ought to be found

[@teejay9189]

agreed

[@hrabbits]

I just wanted to let you know I played this song at my wedding

[@tigercarson3013]

What were people's reactions

[@roastchicken401]

yeah what did people think

[@hrabbits]

Those who got it, loved it. Those who didn't get it still loved it because it was close enough to the original song lol. It was a blast

[@jessiesowter]

💀

[@DanielWidrew]

i hope you completely refused to acknowledge that it wasn't the original song

[@Drayiss]

To this day I giggle whenever Simpleflips quotes this. About to die but saves himself? “I told ‘em you were livin’”

[@horsemask]

Somehow you've turned the signature phrase of the song against itself. "The boys are back in town" went from being celebratory to fear-inducing. Great stuff

[@ViewingChaos]

Instead of cracking open a cold one with the boys- The boy’s rib cage is being cracked open by the cold ones...

[@Braaaap.]

ViewingChaos • 5 years ago Wait how is the reply 5 years if the original comment is 3 weeks

[@megamike15]

@@Braaaap. the 5 years ago is part of their user name.

[@megamike15]

the fact the boys might not even be human is just the final nail in the coffin. they could have just been some dudes that got locked up and want revenge. but no they are demons.

[@hi-bw7go]

@@megamike15 And in the song it says here "it" comes :/ is very spooky

[@TheParadox1010]

These are “the boys” described in the ominous memes. Dear god...

[@taliajung1553]

Me 'n the Bois when we get back in town

[@robot5680]

Me and the boys when you didn't pay the blood price on time.

[@TemmieContingenC]

Someone didn't return the slab

[@bearman_1826]

I want "GourdChat" to be a real thing, complete with an Old Web aesthetic and jack o' lantern theme.

[@CorporalCargopants1749]

Don’t forget the possibly parasitic entity known as ‘The Boys’ infecting your computer with a virus that spams error messages that say ‘The Boys Are Back’ and speech to text technology

[@dice7584]

Fun fact: ThinLiz_76, mentioned in the song, is actually a reference to Thin Lizzy, the band that released "The boys are back in town", the original song in 1976 as a part of their "Jailbreak" album.

[@carrotfoot64]

Plot twist: the pumpkins are talking to each other about not wanting to be carved up more. We are the boys.

[@swafty5813]

That's a very interesting take. Honestly makes the song a bit less unnerving. Only by a bit.

[@breezierchip8355]

Unfortunately impossible, as 'The Boys' is a singular entity rather than a group of boys as the name suggests (am grammar nerd) due to how the SPaG is used when describing how The Boys had their face (singular) slapped, it suggests there is one being, which is called 'The Boys' The Boy's - The boy (singular) owns this The Boys' - The boys (plural) own this. At first it could be multiple faces of multiple boys, but the word 'face' is singular, and therefore means 'The Boys' (singular) has one face (singular). (And yes it should be 'has' not 'have', it's one being.) Also, normally you wouldn't capitalize 'The' or 'Boys' so that suggests it's the name of something. 'The boys' isn't a proper noun.

[@roobusmcscroobus]

@@breezierchip8355 The fact that it's one singular entity makes this a lot more menacing...

[@curboi3622]

POV you are the boy

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Not really scary, but I do love pumpkin pie

[@comicthane2184]

If you'd asked me, I'd've told you Neil Cicierega made it.

[@BLCeee]

I was trying to find this song again today and was searching through Neil's channel to find it... JerryTerry is a legend

[@Professor_Utonium_]

OHIO

[@luk4aaaa]

Aye

[@unwelldanny7108]

yes

[@MisterAppleEsq]

His Lord of the Rings video has a brief Boys Are Back in Town meme bit, and this definitely gives me Neil vibes.

[@o0DreamCream0o]

I like to mention that the buttons for “accept” and “decline” turn to “embrace” and “them” when the connection is lost

[@ember2.031]

I always found this song funny, but after the new upload, it is actually terrifying.

[@kommiekeegan]

god this is so good, and actually decently effective horror. there's so much vagueness going on here. are the boys a group of boys, a singular entity, or a hive mind? are they typical murderers or supernatural? why are they trying to kill you? why did they come back to town for the sole purpose of killing you? are they manipulating the computer? there's so much going on here, and all over a really funky remix. i love this video very much

[@thespclflash456]

This is the new year The boys aren't any different

[@brenden2015]

The spclflash We Looked Like Boys

[@YellowFox69]

Bro the computer just has a virus. Simple as that

[@T2G-DJT]

Keeley O'Toole I’m about to leak the connections the Clinton’s and Epstein have. Pray for me Edit: Jesus Christ I heard a gunshot

[@asininebombusab910]

The boys are gonna be back in town during may lol

[@negarhythm]

the typing stops when the singer is like “oh shit” and pops up again at the “get away, get away” part before disappearing again... clever

[@ulsbridgePD_official]

Remember kids: don't talk to strangers online. You never know who's behind the screen!

[@_-Lx-_]

Guess who's back? Terry's back in town, tell the boys!

[@judahosborne8868]

That "NO" and the guy just saying without a doubt "Now, my blood will spill." God damn that's scary.

[@HotSkeleton]

G E T A W A Y , G E T A W A Y

[@cmb9173]

@@HotSkeleton THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN AGAI-*snap*

[@unwelldanny7108]

"NO!" - Cyborg

[@spikeyswords]

the "Nooo" is actually darth vader from starwars. its in the 6th movie i think

[@DONKEYKONG260]

@@spikeyswords it's the NOOOOO line from Revenge of the Sith. When Vader finds out he 'killed' Padme.

[@clyne8835]

Day #32 I've successfully evaded The Boys for now. I think they might finally leave me alone. I'm in an old burnt out gas station. There's plenty of food despite how trashed the place is. Day #33 There's been knocking at my window all day. I'm too scared to check it. Day #36 The boys are back in town.

[@pray7056]

The boys are back in town.

[@uwuuwu2784]

The boys are back in town.

[@jorgecabrales7213]

The boys are back in town.

[@THExRISER]

The boys are back in town.

[@danny_webby]

The boys are back in town.

[@CrudusViscus]

Thanks, Patty

[@luma6052]

THE PEOPLE NEED AN INSTRUMENTAL

[@ChickenTenderBender]

SAY IT LOUDER

[@luma6052]

@@ChickenTenderBender I WILL PREACH THIS TILL THE DAY I DIE, THE PEOPLE NEED AN INSTRUMENTAL

[@amitlad8283]

This is the closest I could find. kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3TUnq2Qj8Sirc0

[@djdexcat]

This legit showed up in my 'watch later' list and I don't know how.

[@kawaiidere1023]

The boys are back in town

[@declantecho1717]

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[@altobug83]

@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans shütt, boomer.

[@altobug83]

@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Moderately alright, millennial

[@beyoncealways2911]

Big Ben Kenobi kinda correct generation x

[@Edward0TheGreat]

I think my favorite thing here is "GourdChat" changing to "GoredChat".

[@Alevuss92]

+

[@Surreal_Sheep]

Embrace Them

[@user-vn1wz3tr1h]

"My Computer" to "Our Computer", too. Nice touch.

[@sahazra]

The Help button disappeared from the menu bar.

[@Atolm4]

Edward R. "Nothing" above "joeyshead"

[@SpinalFluidDrinker]

I love the idea that the boys are trying to cover up the truth by changing the words on the screen

[@umyum3858]

Falling down this rabbit hole because of religiously watching Simpleflips is the pipeline they don't talk about. The Boys are gonna be lookin' for people who watch Simpleflips.

[@ardentlines814]

I just realized this. Unless this chat site has a video recording thing, the actual message never reached him. The person trying to warn him was typing...

[@Vashy_Slashy]

Starboard Lines I don’t get it.

[@InfintyNotDying]

@@Vashy_Slashy They're saying that since the text on the screen reads as positive, the person wouldn't hear the negative and true words (the song). Therefore they won't be able to escape or anything.

[@Vashy_Slashy]

Dead Not Dying ohhhhhhhhhhh I get it now, I kinda thought it was like a call or something since you hear his voice and it shows the pumpkin holding a phone.

[@ardentlines814]

Vash Milam So did I until I thought about it a little more

[@spacialmatter667]

Considering the test goes all HEY THIS IS AN OBVIOUS LIE I think the receiver still got the general message. EDIT: text not test

[@Cabalex]

A group of human beings, most likely of the male gender, have gone back to a collection of buildings holding a small population of people, though it is not stated when they had last occupied the small city.

[@catboyslim202]

They only wish to -commit murder- assist you in your daily life and wellbeing.

[@soundtheartist9212]

I found out about this series from *Kiss Me (Kill Me)* and was disappointed to found out that this video and that one are currently the only videos of this series. I think I'm hooked, but there is no way of knowing if more videos will come out or how long until the next one (given the 3 year gap).

[@raccoonnerd405]

Take a Photo at his Photograph adjustment

[@soundtheartist9212]

@@raccoonnerd405 What does that even mean?

[@raccoonnerd405]

@@soundtheartist9212 Another video that seems to tie into the lore.

[@tor5921]

The fact that one of my plates fell and broke when the song was about to end made me really scared.

[@EmeraldKnight4611]

I want a horror game exactly like this.

[@Sexgaming580]

Me to

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

I made one, here's the gameplay footage: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

@DAVID BRAVO What are you talking about? It's just some gameplay footage. Bruh

[@ro-337]

There is. Kinda. store.steampowered.com/app/558420/Stories_Untold/

[@Scratchydude829]

welcome to the game Is kinda like that

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Honestly this is better than like...100% of creepypasta stories and vids I've seen lmao

[@nullnightsun]

Ya

[@_Sage967_]

whats creepy about this? the boys came all this way to HELP

[@_ArmIa]

Not a terribly high bar to set. I haven’t read a creepypasta worthy of the word “creepy” since 2010.

[@WasabiKitCat]

Bofa D. Snutts There’s a few good ones, but maybe I have a low standard for horror. Most of them are just full of gore though, which isn’t creepy to me or most other people, because descriptions of gore without actually seeing gore isn’t really that effective unless it’s done well.

[@Mochachocakon]

It's also a banger remix

[@MysteryJack]

"You know that chick that got up and (slapped) KISSED The Boys' face?" that wording seems important given the sequel

[@Hidden4125]

the line "i told them you were livin'" makes me smile so much for some reason

[@PxllWav]

This gives me such a specific vibe that nothing else has yet to replicate, but if I watch it too much then I'll get sick of it. This is hell. Edit: Guys I listen to Lemon Demon, I have a Cabinet Man poster for god sake, my boy Neil just doesn't give me the same vibe

[@nucg5040]

gives me major windows 95 vibes for me

[@accuratejaney8140]

Neil Cicierega's "Mouth" album series is similar in the editing prowess and such

[@PxllWav]

@@accuratejaney8140 I knew someone would bring up Neil lmao

[@accuratejaney8140]

@@PxllWav Ah.

[@Ginkami]

Thank fuck I'm not alone on this

[@egg4days909]

Plot twist: you cant hear him talking, so you actually think they are coming to help you

[@panda_the_noob2337]

its true, Its says thin_liz97 is typing not speaking

[@justsomerandomdude9830]

Boy if that text got turned to something helpful but with a threatening color pallet, then the boys are doing an awful job of tricking me

[@soildier]

@@justsomerandomdude9830 BROOOO PROPS TO YOU FOR BEING SMART

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

The inversion of the screen interface makes it obvious.

[@SpringDavid]

I thought the screen inversion was supposed to be me realizing what's a lie on the text, the dude on the other part of the screen says "the boys are back" meaning I've already met with them before

[@An.Alternate.Account]

Hey, I betcha didn't know this but The boys are back in town-

[@FooPanda]

To help me? How swell!

[@thesupersteen4872]

Happy Halloween, and remember, the boys are back...

[@MysteriousJojo]

I think the boys might be back in town, I'll have to do more research on that

[@skeletonwizard708]

I am still unclear on whether the boys are or are not back in town. Please share your results.

[@Koffiee]

Skeleton Wizard I can confirm that the boys are back in town.

[@phoneyogurt]

they are INDEED back in town

[@Poyostar]

they're back In Town...to *H E L P* Us.

[@kardmaster77]

Okay but which boys are back in town? i need to know

[@IMMACUTMAN]

"ThinLiz_76 is typing" I love this because The Boys Are Back In Town is from Thin Lizzy's album Jailbreak released in 1976.

[@dibbingsauce]

thats actually a good detail

[@bytetheproto1354]

I also think that when the dark parts happend text of the boys overlap the other name look in the corner if you want to see

[@TemmieContingenC]

Shoutout to the homie on the other end dying to protect the protagonist & warn them of The Boys.

[@binkeppi]

ThinLiz_76 a real one fr fr 🫂🫂

[@NerdySatyr]

I legit get scared now when I hear the original... like "OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING?! THE BOYS HAVE CHANGED THE SONG!"

[@TheNewOrchestra]

They were askin' if a better remix could be found. I told them "NO."

[@Capnsensible80]

bustin'

[@doveykinsss3337]

Yo wazzap

[@kylelockwood11]

This is essentially the song equivalent of the horrifying duality of “they’ll find us” both being positive and absolutely terrifying. I love it

[@FunkMcLovin]

back here again boys. happy ween

[@destroyingheal3968]

Wait..WHAT IF THE BOYS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD GUYS AND ARE THE ONES WHO TOOK CARE OF THE KISS ME GIRL-

[@ZephanyZephZeph]

1:15 she kissed one of The Boys and became what she did.

[@destroyingheal3968]

@@ZephanyZephZeph she *KISSED HIM*

[@DudeTheNinja]

What if The Boys are some sort of group trying to deal with the hivemind monster seen in "Kiss Me (Kill Me)", and are also hunting down anyone associated with or infected by the monster? As we see in the initial incident log in KMKM, the computer in this video is covered with the same black goo associated with the Kiss Me monster. Maybe The Boys know that the the individual in this video is about to be infected and are tracking them down to mercy-kill them. ThinLiz_76 is hiding "you", as they are also being infected and trying to spread the infection further. The girl that KISSED a Boy is the Kiss Me girl, or rather, tried to but was overpowered/exhausted in some way, leading to the hazmat suit guy (another Boy) to deal with that instance. Maybe I'm just rambling.

[@destroyingheal3968]

@@DudeTheNinja No, you're onto something.. There's also maybe something with the black on red letters when, in The Boys video, the other person lies? We see them appear when the girl is completely taken over by the KMKM. Maybe it's a sign of infection in people? I mean, in the boys, there's a mention of kissing in the black subtext so there might be something to those kinds of texts.

[@destroyingheal3968]

@@DudeTheNinja There's also most likely something anomalous with Gourdchat. There were alot of police reports on it and the gourd character in KMKM would push the person on the computer (Most likely a Boy and alternatively, the father of the person called out to the girl infected by KMKM) to continue watching and prevented people from talking them out of watching more.

[@Chromeno]

My phone turned on gps while watching this.

[@pencilidfbball5517]

RUN the boys are back in you're town

[@mr.dinkles8798]

@@pencilidfbball5517 you're

[@carolineartley2703]

"Your destination is approaching."

[@amihodges4899]

💀

[@charlesparker4928]

The Boys want to - Know Your Location

[@SomeDemoMain]

1:34 Mad respect to the guy on the other end. He gave you a warning and told you to spread the information to keep people safe at the cost of his own life.

[@mulik4609]

The song is very unnerving but I found the "living happily in a mid-range apartment" part to way too funny of a lie.

[@PizzaHutAsuka]

so uh... were ya been jerry? did the boys get to you?

[@FASTERLANEDisBACK]

It pisses me off how this song was claimed even though it's supremely transformative. Record labels need to be brought to heel.

[@fossilfighters101]

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[@Jake_Ro_X]

In fact the original Thin Lizzy song "The Boys Are Back in Town" was already about boys getting in trouble so this just makes it relevant.

[@thecountercounter9127]

Before it was about them getting in trouble. Now the trouble gets you

[@raspberriel]

definitely looks like the username on the fake messages is "JoeysHead." also, notice how the "Help" option in the menu bar goes missing?

[@tabithaprovan957]

@@raspberriel that makes sense the last image is a split second of Joey Tribbiani from Friends from the episode he got his head stuck in the door on Thanksgiving. Must be an inside joke.

[@G0ldkloud]

Sentence mixing will always have a place, AI be damned. There's no way an AI could totally nail the delivery on "Oh shit!" like that. Gets me every time.

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

I dunno who's sillier, The Boys for feeling the need to alter these messages so unconvincingly when the guy already knows thay're bad news, or the friend for so casually saying "You know that time I told them 'no'?" to them about to kill him