The 'Bring Me The Crystals' Song ♪

[@starmilano6147]

This song made me so ungodly horny. I didn't even know it was possible to be this god damn aroused.

[@TheSmollest]

Finaly someone who gets me, thank you

[@mr.manmccheese7240]

This comment made my orifices invert.

[@Cort3xvort3x]

WHAT

[@notimportant3033]

🤨

[@SpyroGamer2008]

Make sure they're nice and long...and firm.

[@Joebotnik]

Huge shout out to the person who lipsynched to this in full Neo Cortex costume with props on stage at Kokorocon 2024

[@NPCarlsson]

I'm sorry, the person who did what now?! Is this a April Fool or are you serious?

[@JJKAIJU]

Given how so much of Cortex’s dialogue wasn’t altered, just auto tuned; this mashup was a match made in heaven.

[@Robert00118]

NO, NO, NO! Not, Auto Tune! He needs crystals.

[@JargonMadjin]

I can imagine Cortex singing this entire song to Crash and then Crash just comes back with a gem

[@Mr.Feather130]

By gem,you mean the blue gen?

[@JargonMadjin]

@@Mr.Feather130 He'll come back with every gem, one by one

[@Mr.Feather130]

@@JargonMadjin and always trust n.brio because gems good. Crystals bad.

[@JargonMadjin]

@@Mr.Feather130 I mean Brio was a man of his word, he helped you destroy the space station after all

[@warioland523]

No no no Crash I said bring me CRYSTALS!

[@SilentManJoe]

Gonna be having this one on loop for a while

[@krim8903]

hi joe

[@Shagaru_Bleed]

Unexpected joe encounter.

[@Perfect-cell3]

Relatable

[@GatorOne-in7hk]

This sums up Cortex’s relationship with his bandicoot “son” perfectly. Crash may be stupid, but he’s never going to listen as long as Cortex wants to conquer the universe.

[@Crow_Rising]

This is the song that played in Cortex's head on a loop after Crash 3. That's why in both timelines he's acting like comic relief from that point on. He really did go Crystal Crazy.

[@SonicDestroyer12]

If Cortex had just done this from the beginning Crash probably would've done what he wanted without question. Very nicely done.

[@Crossy]

The use of the Twinsanity music bits were a nice touch ^^ Excellent work as always 👌😁

[@Mr.Feather130]

Yeah since twinsanity is a really beloved game in the crash bandicoot series

[@danielthomas7222]

The faint Rock Slide Rumber at 0:50 tho, the way you're able to mash Crash elements and even melodies to the instrumentals makes the sentence mixing even better

[@BenjuKatchowee]

Your little Crash mixes are so delightful I love the beatboxing taken from the Evil Twins boss theme used for percussion

[@NPCarlsson]

It was from Rockslide Rumble actually, but they're very similar.

[@BenjuKatchowee]

@@NPCarlsson I would have probably known if I bothered to compare, the evil twins one has much heavier distortion or something on it, oops

[@TetraFan1000]

Such a banger! These *NEVER* *_EVER_* get old, in my opinion. The usage of sentence-mixing and pitch-shifting is brilliant!❤💙😇

[@Tokogawa100]

NPCarlsson´s YTPMV are always great. Cant wait to see how good this one will be

[@PuffyOne1898]

I waited ten flippin’ hours for this, and it really delivers. Amazing job

[@NoahProductionsNP]

Man I appreciate the use of Tag Teams debug camera mode, as well as those hilarious interactions he has with Crash in that game so much. Another classic tune from you, I’m not gonna lie I’ve been bopping it on loop in my car lol

[@ryanwebb309]

3:29 what a smooth transition

[@pass_]

at this rate you could probably drop an entire cortex album

[@DarkWolxx]

Another Cortex masterpiece by NPCarlsson ❤ Thank you so much for this hilarious yet catchy song! xD

[@krystalkremling7199]

I must say, you never disappoint with these Cortex songs.

[@Sara94]

AWW YEAH! I love the Twinsanity-sprinkled track 👌 And I love how a lot of this is just raw Cortex 😂 Very stimulating, NPC!👍👍👍

[@starburstfuntime]

This is sincerely incredible!!! It's such a good mash-up you've created that is the specific kind of niche my little 10 year old crash bandicoot-brained self would lose his whole mind over. I love this!!!

[@fizzy.milkcan3292]

Absolutely love all your Cortex songs, instant addition to my playlist. Keep up the good work!!!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Not since "Activate the Dancebot" have we heard such masterful sentence mixing!

[@heckoffmate1392]

THE song to lose your virginity to. And an unexpected N. Gin verse is always so exhilarating.

[@afreetoplaynoob8556]

this might be one of the best cortex remixes you've made so far; your talent for this kinda stuff is unreal man not only do the vocals sound super clean, but the lyrics fit really well and the instrumental using crash instruments is the cherry on the top great job, as always

[@RABtoons]

Even better than the original, common NPCarlsson W.

[@alexandrasteele2659]

honestly i have the biggest crush on cortex and your covers have fueled that

[@WilliamTheMuddy]

Awesome work! I always love your Cortex songs. Way better than all the "AI cover" garbage popping up all over the place.

[@generalrubbish9513]

AI voices can sound very natural and achieve things that aren't really possible with sentence-mixing, but sentence-mixing will always have its own charm. I think they both have their rightful place, and I've seen YTPs that utilize them both effectively.

[@gapyoukai420]

@WilliamTheMuddy Agreed

[@gapyoukai420]

​@@generalrubbish9513The main thing I dislike about AI voices is that they are effortlessly done compared to sentence mixing which takes both time and effort on behalf of the person making the video.

[@ZPixel17]

@@gapyoukai420As an occasional amateur KZbin Pooper, I love AI voices and most things AI. I havn't dabbled in any significant amount of AI voice stuff so I can't speak for how much effort it takes, but I don't really factor that into my enjoyment of things very much. That being said, I'll always have a huge appreciation for the art of sentence mixing.

[@gapyoukai420]

@@ZPixel17 as long as you appreciate it then it's all good, though I would encourage you to try doing it no matter how bad you think you may be, but take things one step at a time and I wish you luck with future uploads.

[@lightsen]

Your cortex songs are perfection

[@G_guy]

Another Cortex banger by NPCarlsson 🔥🔥🔥

[@Cton9573]

WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE WARP ROOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯

[@فهدالدوسري-ح6ض]

Another masterpiece. Hopefully a certain 8-Bit Drummer sees this one too.

[@theviewer159753]

"Bring me the Likes, Crash. They look like this..." *Proceeds to like video*

[@TheRiszey]

I love your Crash uploads! Thanks for blessing us with this goodness as always! 🥰

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

Dude, you're way too good at doing these amazingly catchy hilarious song parodies/remixes, ahah ^^ Really good work, you rock, lol

[@TheDerpyDeed]

I swear I heard "I apologise for the crude memes used to bring you here" Apology accepted, Subscribed, and liked the video.

[@wikkyman]

Man, why are your cortex songs so dang CATCHY?! Love it 🤩 (almost as much as cortex loves his crystals)

[@joshm7335]

I think this is my new favourite remix made by you. It's so catchy!

[@robertlupa8273]

Can't... stop... listening!

[@cesspoolofdegenerates1914]

This stuff is like crack in audio form. Some of your best work yet imo. keep it up man.

[@Amazing_Johnmihas]

WHAT NO WAY ANOTHER AWESOME SONG . I LITERALLY CAN'T WAIT!!!!😍, IT'S GOING TO BE A BANGER LIKE THE DANCE BOT !! 😎👍

[@Mohkaa]

THE BANGER WE ALL NEEDED

[@xFandomTrashx]

You did it again NPCarlsson! Another banger! 😆

[@peachmickey]

crash and coco dancing to the song at 3:17 is so cute

[@thegodwiwi]

It's always a good day when a cortex song comes out

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

I can't get enough of these Cortex covers

[@RackerTheRascalMashup]

this is one of my favorites you've done with cortex!

[@lukesgamingworld9672]

If there was a ‘Collect The Gems’ song with N Brio’s voice being autotuned.

[@greatsaiyajinman]

I love these Cortex covers! Keep up the great work!

[@cutecharacterpower]

The fact that it doesn't use A.I is pretty impressive ! Well done, I love this !

[@rcjackal1861]

Another banger song. Cortex could release his own album at this rate.

[@johnathanparker2091]

This is such a banger of a song I love it.

[@cyberen]

Dr. Cortex showed up in my dream, demanding crystals from everyone around him. I blame your song.

[@NPCarlsson]

I wish I dreamt about Cortex.

[@Thepluhmaster]

He invaded my dream, stole my arm and turned it into a crystal. When I woke up, my arm was gone.

[@pinstripecool34]

A true work of art. I approve.

[@PiraCAstra]

This really needs more views! I discovered this video a week ago, but I come back everyday since then

[@DianeXD-yk5mq]

OMG! This is another Cortex’s legendary song! ❤

[@scuffedmaskguy3333]

Seeing Cortex angrily driving after Crash was actually pretty cool.

[@TwisterTH]

Another banger of Cortex Sining, great job!

[@AceTrainerSquirtle]

This goes hard! Still waiting on the full version of Bandicoot Stew, though.

[@rikukeyblademaster1575]

You really should make more of these my friend this is actually pretty good

[@dunsparcetv9036]

This song is weirdly catchy and I like it. Even though these are just lines from Cortex and sometime from N.Gin which are just enhanced with a Software it fits the music. I was thinking of actually playing a few Crash games again after I got recommended that video and maybe collect crystals like Cortex said.

[@NPCarlsson]

Wow. The song made you wanna bring him the crystals? That's a compliment and a half :D

[@novideoscorp]

i usually dont like these types of songs with no hard beat like "activate the dancebot" had, but i only like this song, because of how majestic "long firm power crystals" sound like.

[@ChanceJacksonCJ]

This is the best content on youtube, HANDS DOWN!

[@smugsneasel]

I appreciate the inclusion of the Tag Team Racing bits. That game has such charm to it.

[@TioGordo]

sad that site with all cortex lines got deleted :(

[@red_pandaV]

Tio Gordo aqui? caramba

[@scrungomcdungo]

this is amazing :o

[@GamerScottYT]

3:12 Thank goodness this part was in the song i almost forgot the amazing masterpeice i was listening to

[@therawkhawk64]

I see in the description that it says this is a parody, but I'm afraid I don't know what it's a parody of. All I know is I can't stop listening to this song.

[@NPCarlsson]

It also says that in the description :)

[@therawkhawk64]

@@NPCarlsson My bad. I missed the "show more" button thanks to YT's new layout, lol. Either way, your version is going to be stuck in my head for a long time. It's super catchy.

[@NPCarlsson]

Thanks :D

[@nebuchadnezzar8683]

Order truly gonna have a serious meltdown of rage after this song Is done. I hot some better "Crystal Gems" In mind for true "upgrades".😉💎

[@DanielLave25280]

Well NPCarlsson You Done It Again An Awesome Song

[@mattyoufat1000]

I wonder what crash was bringing instead of crystals?

[@BenjaMage]

Probably gems.

[@Shinobi_Fox]

This was actually awesome!!

[@squirevwg552]

I am so going to play this loud everywhere I go. It needs to be known!

[@milousymas]

This song is so cool, can I make a animation with this song please?

[@catalyst539]

Only just recently discovered this. It is *p e r f e c t.*

[@Michael_Matsuzaka]

The way N. Gin so quickly and cheerfully agrees not to touch the crystal... gives me the feeling he's content to watch... 😱🫣

[@YaboiFoxTale]

This is the alternate universe version of Sara94's 'Gimme More'

[@Sara94]

Accurate. Seems according to this timeline, even N.Gin's starting to lose it!

[@YaboiFoxTale]

​@@Sara94Plot twist: Power crystals are actually pink kryptonite that's why it's making everyone more and more gay coded

[@Sara94]

@@YaboiFoxTale "You mean... gayer?" - Lex Lang 😃Where can I order pink kryptonite pls? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@YaboiFoxTale]

@@Sara94 Hahaha

[@doctorneocortex1996]

Surprisingly catchy!😈💎🌎

[@IanWhite-f2f]

this is art you are an artist

[@MrModez]

Absolute Banger! 🔥

[@toxic_gin]

as soon as i herd what song this was a parody of instantly so excited XD

[@acemarvel1564]

Dr Neo Periwinkle Cortex: b-b-b...... BANDICOOT

[@haizhe9527]

another amazing YTPMV ❤

[@aso8782]

Another masterpiece from you!

[@SnuuySnuuy]

I'm curious did you always have an interest with making music remixes or was it something that just sorta happened? even your first ytpmv with the spongebob lipstick song was pretty good

[@TheGielnik]

It really was a crime for Crash 4 to not have any crystals in it

[@NPCarlsson]

I guess the logic was, in Warped they said there weren't any left and they had to travel to different time periods to get them. Although, I suppose they also do that in 4. Also, they're clearly were more somewhere cos Twinsanity and Tag Team had them.

[@craz5326]

Still, the fact that AU Tawna knows about Crystals means that they exist in other dimensions. Meaning that Crash 4 could've had crystals

[@razpootis5802]

I've become addicted to this song.

[@CJ-ln5ov]

1:56 Oh, so he says “simpleton” at the end! I don’t remember whether you made that YTP or not, but “You furry F*CK!” has been ingrained in brain for years.

[@NPCarlsson]

Yeah, haha. I did that in Five Nights at Foster's.

[@Bonehead_Gaming2007]

You always manage to surpass your previous song

[@lilhedgehog8576]

OMG! I NEVER KNEW THEIR WAS A FAN SONG FOR THIS GAME!

[@El_Omar2203]

I love this so much

[@barbtheunicorn5516]

The perfect villian song dosnet exi-

[@clownymoosebean]

"Long and Firm." Crash can attest to this, given how he 'stores' them sometimes.

[@setsers1]

Banditastic!

[@gabrieldias9137]

Amazing😁💯💥.Wonderful work

[@Horneroid]

I always wondered what Nolan North N-Gin would sound like with the robot filter.

[@Mr.Feather130]

This is definitely a certified crystal moment

[@Ilonadark]

Wow tu la super bien réalisé barvo 🎉👏

[@ThePuffmeister]

I cant stop listening to this. so damn catchy

[@raikodante5652]

😂 i love the little hehehehe parts of this song 2:12 2:58