This is the full infomercial for The Bullet Express food processor. This is my favorite informercial of all time! Enjoy!
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@KevboKev8 жыл бұрын
What happened to "good" "quality" infomercials like these to help with my insomnia. Only thing around is the damned Shark vacuum.
@JessycaLunawoona7 жыл бұрын
Ikr? I miss these...
@thehoosierfortheuk48387 жыл бұрын
+Wolf With “Bad” Attitude you mean Extenze with Lawrence and Kim chambers?
@havenofearmfishere6 жыл бұрын
Kevbo Kev a
@c.w.r.7945 жыл бұрын
Why is every commercial nowadays for life insurance or mesothelioma?
@c.w.r.7945 жыл бұрын
Wolf With Attitude Mesothelioma...
@DizzyedUpGirl6 жыл бұрын
Granny is sick of their shit. This is not the first time she's been disappointed in this family.
@DizzyedUpGirl6 жыл бұрын
Aunt Martha too. She's like, "this family will be the death of me". Her and granny didn't speak for 4 years, their mutual disgust for this family is what brought them back together.
@leelalo66253 жыл бұрын
She is done with these new aged contraptions.
@cindytaylor42623 жыл бұрын
@@leelalo6625 grandma is hangry!
@ang81583 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣I nearly fell outta my chair!! We must have the same kinda Gma's lol
@robertp1813 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mngalahad6 жыл бұрын
I like how they invited everyone else just to show them how much better they are than the rest of their family.
@plushbatfan6 жыл бұрын
Mngalahad Do you like Sesame Street characters like Snuffy?
@Mngalahad6 жыл бұрын
Dream Big Productions is that the elephant like character whose parents get a divorce? If so, i like him. Hes really cute.
@plushbatfan6 жыл бұрын
Mngalahad Yes the Aloysius Snuffleupagus.
@GigawingsVideo6 жыл бұрын
Implying it never happened irl. Just wait until Thanksgiving dinner.
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby5 жыл бұрын
Mngalahad they have a pessimistic aunt, an impatient granny and friends who are either airheads or gluttons. It’s not hard for them to do. 😂😂😂
@lebronthegoat36704 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to a nice family dinner and then experiencing a full fledged infomercial from the host
@blackkatt9017 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
🐐
@cat-le1hf Жыл бұрын
it's like having an family member who fell for the amway scam
@mr.mcnerdo Жыл бұрын
I feel like I would be that kind of a host. “Howdy guys! Ready for a horrible time with me nonstop talking?”
@brianc46326 ай бұрын
Sounds like an MLM pitch.
@EjPwned6 жыл бұрын
My childhood 😭😭😭😭 Who else remembers watching this when you woke up early on Saturday mornings???
@richf52565 жыл бұрын
Yup I remember
@snausages434 жыл бұрын
I always watched these in the middle of the night.
@onedirectionforever10444 жыл бұрын
Remember those watching in late night till midnight.
@onedirectionforever10444 жыл бұрын
What a nostalgia.
@Captain_Wet_Beard4 жыл бұрын
My sister just sent me this and the magic bullet one for birthday nostalgia
@philipdiaz30107 жыл бұрын
"Watch this, now watch, now look, are you watching. Watch this. Watch."
@missbleach8767Ай бұрын
😵💫
@Rawk4Life7 жыл бұрын
"How about a 15 second nachos supreme to hold you over?" It took him 26 seconds. LIAR!
@AshliDawn147 жыл бұрын
Rawk4Life I love these infomercials but that's exactly what I think every time he says it takes so many seconds. it ways takes longer lol.
@DeathnoteBB6 жыл бұрын
Lol this aired back before people would know unless they timed it with a watch
@Sweetumskitty17894 жыл бұрын
DeathnoteBB So counting wasn't a thing in 2000ish?
@johnnyhotcakes52174 жыл бұрын
He did the same thing with the magic bullet, it just takes 1 2 3 seconds and its done, he pressed it down 3x and held it for a few seconds each time lol
@karenlizhenriquez2314 жыл бұрын
More like 30
@xdamatox628 жыл бұрын
Wife called her husband fat...woman made fun of her aunt cause she can't cook as fast as the damn machine and mick makes fun of "granny's false teeth" these guys are like an a real family....this damn thing must work!
@georgewang29477 жыл бұрын
Using plain pureed tomato as your pizza "sauce"? Potato au gratin without making a roux? And no one is adding any salt whatsoever. More like flavorless express.
@posysdogovych20657 жыл бұрын
Making pizza dough in 35 seconds? Fuck that. You need 5 minutes just for the yeast to dissolve and around an hour for the dough to rise.
@ashleybelaire18827 жыл бұрын
George Wang I make potatoes au gratin without making a roux all the time... always have
@ashleybelaire18827 жыл бұрын
But I get what you're saying... it definitely is b.s
@techykun7 жыл бұрын
There's a better way to speed up the yeast dissolving by putting it in the oven by low temperature for under 5 minutes. Any chef genius would know that.
@katiebayliss98876 жыл бұрын
George Wang I'm taking you to Flavortown.
@Stopitstoptalking8 жыл бұрын
Aunt Martha fell in a deep depression after hearing the comment "Even you can't make it that fast Martha" but who knew Martha was a meatloaf expert? Rip aunt Martha
@gazzalenbrick63815 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joycollins37185 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tasertag75135 жыл бұрын
Lol
@onedirectionforever10445 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gabrielgomez24835 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TeaganD8 жыл бұрын
I like how in the beginning the two kids come in, and then 2 seconds later, they're completely gone.
@jeaninepanzone38997 жыл бұрын
Teaze there gonna eat with the family after nick and Mimi finish,
@Razzy13127 жыл бұрын
They're in the living room playing video games.
@jeffreybetancourt866 жыл бұрын
They drowned in the pool in the back yard
@ElizabethzW.6 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Betancourt why? 😂😂
@rogercurtis98766 жыл бұрын
Teagan gone forever ....
@charchar234cj7 жыл бұрын
Will somebody give aunt Martha the award for outstanding supporting actress already
@KadeSutherland5 жыл бұрын
charchar234cj they should
@candice51864 жыл бұрын
Word lol
@tonyjurkas27912 жыл бұрын
Poor Granny is getting snubbed.
@SaintBrokenDay316 Жыл бұрын
Her first lines are exactly what i picture an older lady saying about some new fangled invention
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
🐻
@linkfan1606 жыл бұрын
"A little bit of cream cheese" *Puts in four bricks*
@daniellueke47175 жыл бұрын
a LiTtLe BiT oF cReAm ChEeSe
@UseTheScience4 жыл бұрын
@@lookcatchu two
@Sweetumskitty17894 жыл бұрын
MODERATION QUEEN tWO SHOts of VODkA!
@marig164 жыл бұрын
@@UseTheScience So glad someone commented this!!!! "Two shots....."
@SENPAI.Popaii4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣
@wyssmaster Жыл бұрын
The shot of him frantically spinning the pizza to catch the avalanche of cheese is topped only by the shot that immediately follows it of the pepperoni shooting out like it's trying to save itself from this mess
@taarang8 күн бұрын
Oh your comment is priceless! I just cracked my ribs laughing
@TwistyMcFisty7 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed they made a salad that was able to unmix itself.
@arlenekitty16 жыл бұрын
And they had a cheese cake that had more batter in it that what they poured into the cheesecake pan, as well as a pie with small ovals in the covering pie crust on top lol
@aleksandrrozentsvit83904 жыл бұрын
Same with apple pie. I was screaming on the screen to tell them mix the apples with the sugar & spices
@heyyyyitsLisa103 жыл бұрын
And did they pre-core the apples?
@daisydaze28866 жыл бұрын
Poor Ralph McFatass these people invite him with the promise of food just to make fun of him for being a fatty the whole time
@DinoSarma4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Hazel is down for the fatty loving. If you've seen the Bullet Express one, it hints at it.
@heinandwilson4 жыл бұрын
hahhahahah
@Rigbone644 жыл бұрын
You hate to see it
@justinm.14 жыл бұрын
Dino Sarma You mean Magic Bullet? 😜
@UnderAGlassMetropolis4 жыл бұрын
He's grotesque.
@Olole7 жыл бұрын
I wonder what they talk about at the the dinner table when it's not about the bullet express
@thetruth97467 жыл бұрын
Olole sex
@knocknockify6 жыл бұрын
Probably about which ones will be swapping rooms tonight
@shelletemisfit97996 жыл бұрын
Whispering about Micks cheese addiction behind his back
@BoHista236 жыл бұрын
Why they talk about Martha's new Sham Wow of course!
@jaredbarton61616 жыл бұрын
The original Magic Bullet, of course.
@eugie738 жыл бұрын
Granny: “it's a pain in the..." Mick: “Aaas I was saying..."
@caseyj56377 жыл бұрын
So cringey lmao
@rogercurtis98766 жыл бұрын
Lol freaking granny
@eisleenakamasu52346 жыл бұрын
Get recked granny
@Imadeyoumad2885 жыл бұрын
What part?
@OikPoinFive5 жыл бұрын
Colon Music
@deliuslyndon83407 жыл бұрын
That turkey meatloaf is an abomination
@newper4 жыл бұрын
Cooked to a beautiful pale gray.
@tavern24684 жыл бұрын
Finally someone says it
@debgib0073 жыл бұрын
It looked horrible.
@tavern24683 жыл бұрын
@@debgib007 it looked like a puréed human with blood sauce. GIMME GIMME!
@RootTheLucario3 жыл бұрын
maybe it might go good with some human organs
@frankenoise Жыл бұрын
1:41 Pepperoni just flying everywhere 😄
@ritamariealan938 ай бұрын
They cut that shot IMMEDIATELY 😭😭
@taarang8 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Mngalahad6 жыл бұрын
12:58 thanks for letting me know this was a paid advertisement for the bullet express. I almost thought it was the recording of a real family.
@cupcakeadventures87706 жыл бұрын
Mngalahad 😂😂😂😂
@GigawingsVideo6 жыл бұрын
If they want to make it more real they need to add a black sheep in the family acting like an asshole and creepy uncle speaking in innuendos.
@TheGtracer19946 жыл бұрын
I mean, the Magic Bullet was filmed the day after Mick and Mimi's massive orgy
@OikPoinFive5 жыл бұрын
GigawingsVideo like Berman from part 1 ?
@heinandwilson4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahh
@TeaganD7 жыл бұрын
"This is not a food processor.Now lets make a turkey meatloaf." *puts on the Food Processor attachment*
@Rawk4Life7 жыл бұрын
It's a "meal mixer attachment" lol.
@covertyankee6 жыл бұрын
And all those attachments along with the base only take up the space of a two slice toaster!
@LaurenEveCreates5 жыл бұрын
And tomorrow we'll make turkey sloppy joes! - Adam Sandler
@SENPAI.Popaii4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@darrenclements3 жыл бұрын
You've never seen meatloaf done like this before ... no mick love, that I haven't - looks like grey sludge :)
@fastflash67757 жыл бұрын
I dare you to take a shot everytime they say "A little bit"
@Razzy13127 жыл бұрын
You'll only end up drinking a little bit.
@jaredbarton61616 жыл бұрын
Fast Flash Alcohol poisoning is no joke, my dude.
@lindseyemra91956 жыл бұрын
That's been know to kill people!!!
@ChocoQueen242 жыл бұрын
Or take a drink every time Mick says "Are you watching? Did you see that? Take a look at that? etc."
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
@@ordinarychef 🧑🍳
@misterroboto17 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! This looks more like an "adult swim" type parody than an actual informercial lol.
@Rayman24577 жыл бұрын
Vincent Laflamme Like a Cinco commercial?
@MomoKunDaYo4 жыл бұрын
Lmao these were the best to watch high with your friends
@nicoleackerman2054 жыл бұрын
I remember I watched this at my grandmas house because she did not have cable and this was the only thing on. 😂😂
@moxxy86264 жыл бұрын
Too many cooks
@darrenclements2 жыл бұрын
Jeez Rick :)
@anthonyburkett5186 жыл бұрын
Ralph shouts: "LET'S GET TO THE FOOD!!!" as he has a whole platter of nachos and cheese. 2:29
@UBvtuber5 жыл бұрын
Bruh just stole the entire thing for himself.
@icecranberry21484 жыл бұрын
That's supposed to be the joke.
@mitcheljoseph4 жыл бұрын
These comments are making me cry loool
@coltino994 жыл бұрын
What a pig eh????
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
@@icecranberry2148 🧊
@wesva27787 жыл бұрын
"The last time many of these people were seen alive. Rumor has it they all went to a dinner party but nobody ever saw any of them leave. Neighbors say that at night, loud noises such as explosions, electricity humming and what they are convinced are muffled human screams. are heard. Occasionally bright lights emanate from the basement windows while simultaneously causing rolling blackouts in the area."
@joshduncan36937 жыл бұрын
Mick: "Have you ever tasted meatloaf as good as that?" Martha: (takes a microscopic bite and barely chews it) "I don't believe it. This is fantastic!"
@charchar234cj7 жыл бұрын
Josh Duncan ha! Can we also talk about the "low LOW price of just SIX payments of 19.99!" *whispers* plus shipping and handling
@Nocturne226 жыл бұрын
Aunt Martha's so fucking shady, I love it.
@venushayes39306 жыл бұрын
Josh Duncan Right, lol
@gabby84855 жыл бұрын
Josh Duncan omg I was thinking the same thing
@candice51864 жыл бұрын
That meatloaf recipe was terrible
@safinmurshed14606 жыл бұрын
nothing is seasoned at all like the pizza sauce is quite literally tomato juice
@gregallsmagic2 ай бұрын
I don’t know what it is, but I love watching infomercials. No matter how bad the product or acting is, something about infomercials are nostalgic.
@JorgeRodriguez-bp7by7 жыл бұрын
They're all ganging up on Martha 😂😂
@Mngalahad6 жыл бұрын
Jorge Rodriguez ... haha marta, can you make nachos like this?... haha this is so fast, unlike marta's food processor... so marta, your husband is still dead, right?...
@ronniefranklin25866 жыл бұрын
Mngalahad holy shit. XD
@siddharthchoudhary42786 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@Bowiebonolennon19826 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised no one called Martha an “ignorant slut”...
@alwaysshit2 жыл бұрын
you gotta love the mountain of nachos, pepperoni sliding off the pizza, calling the onions the perfect consistency and then slicing it more, putting milk and onions together, how they filmed the ketchup shot twice, the spam looking meatloaf, incorrect timing, how the zucchini isn't shredded despite not flipping the plate, the seemingly endless attachments considering they never clean them, how she shoved sugar straight onto the pie, the weird uneven crimps with literal dentures, martha taking the tiniest bite, berries teleporting onto the cheesecake, and no juicer i love infomercials
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
🍳
@kpelmao8754 Жыл бұрын
@@missbleach8767💵
@xysarenottheprize9 ай бұрын
And the salad magically unmixing itself. 😂
@saulthechicanootaku4 ай бұрын
Spoilers, they actually used a fork to crimp the pie. I know that as they left the fork by the pie
@Passionate_Aria17 күн бұрын
Poetry lol
@edgarrazo96813 жыл бұрын
9:33 "So, Martha, how much time would it take you to make a cheesecake like this from scratch?" "To make cheesecake I need my big stand mixer." "That... That wasn't the question, Martha."
@mattng27612 жыл бұрын
She said at least 20 minutes for her to make cheesecake from scratch
@CShannon1991 Жыл бұрын
@@mattng2761I think I rather occupy my 20 minute time of making cheesecake because I find it quite relaxing with baking.
@muhammadlee86288 жыл бұрын
Aunt Martha stays being judgmental from a distance
@StripyTigers3 жыл бұрын
I love how he shook the salt and pepper into the meatloaf but they’re both grinders...
@joehagg24293 жыл бұрын
LOL good eye
@kaylabrownell12683 ай бұрын
Oh my God they are LMAO!!!
@darkprose6 жыл бұрын
"Look, can you see that? Are you watching? I want you to notice something. Are you ready? Look at that. Did you see it? Did you look? Look at this. Did you miss it? Watch it again. Can you see that? No, not that, the other thing. Just watch this, guys. Oh, you missed it. Just kidding. Have a look at this. And while you're doing that, I want you to notice something...." I don't want this guy to die, I just want him to suffer.
@Pyliah6 жыл бұрын
That literally had me in tears laughing so hard.
@MelodyJ_123 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GuibarianDolthis15 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@ryangreen43054 жыл бұрын
I came here for the Bullet Express. I stayed for the comment section.
@GiantPetRat7 жыл бұрын
Okay so I legit just watched all 20 minutes of this the whole way through, because this shit is MAGICAL. My face. It hurts.
@vickig70277 жыл бұрын
Araxie Rose me too. especially scrolling through the comments while it plays... pure gold
@mlggrape91538 жыл бұрын
OMG the pepperoni looks like it's 5 years old
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
🍇
@brickinthewal33984 жыл бұрын
Ralph look so sad when they told him they were done they crushed that man's spirit.
@stacymiller53117 жыл бұрын
That "meatloaf" was SO liquified. lol
@mochs625124 жыл бұрын
And Martha took the smallest bite possible
@cathyedwards28444 жыл бұрын
McNugget pink meat.
@rdu2393 жыл бұрын
more like meat pudding
@leelalo66253 жыл бұрын
It was like Mimi tried to cook for the first time with easy bake oven skills.
@dandeleon2764 Жыл бұрын
You know the second everyone looked away, Martha trashed that piece of loaf in the garbage
@harryforster6026 жыл бұрын
“A liiiiiitle bit of cream cheese” Adds a mountain of cream cheese
@skeNGk3 жыл бұрын
Keto af
@mikedupont35852 жыл бұрын
And two shots of vodka.
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
@@skeNGk 🐱
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby5 жыл бұрын
Granny and Auntie are moods if I’ve ever seen any.
@ThatGuyBobby3 жыл бұрын
God, when she said "even you can't do it that fast Martha" you could just feel the pain in her eyes as she heard it.
@MrHarshz2 жыл бұрын
Love how everything they need appears magically beside the bullet express , all prepped up and good to shove inside the bullet express .
@rhiannonsapp70997 жыл бұрын
The grandma was fucking iconic
@Bloombaby993 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the swinger parties Mick and Mimi host. Everybody is skeptical to go because they're afraid those two will want to sell them something.
@GlitchManOmega Жыл бұрын
"I'm not interested in anything you're selling!"
@Slavic-King19176 ай бұрын
"No thanks Mick, im just here for the shots and ass!"
@alexlea8967 жыл бұрын
Martha actually did an alright job with the shitty script
@gingerfloofy7 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how Mick says " A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITLE bit of.."
@user-pp9sw9qg7d9 ай бұрын
This is my second Magic bullet, and I have to admit that for the price it delivers really well kzbin.infoUgkxCKuMxLnvr6fJd_M4SE-n7trcGj3zEUHq Considering that there are other products twice and even four times more expensive, I think that for one person this is just right. The only problem is that you have to make sure that your vegetables and ice are cut into small pieces because it won't chop and blend well. I made the mistake of putting whole baby carrots with a cup of mixed greens, and it wasn't pretty.. Also be careful not to overfill it, because it will overflow. As long as you follow the manufacturer's instructions for use, you should be happy with this purchase.
@G.S.Holland4 ай бұрын
The Magic Bullet infomercial was the golden age of infomercials. I will not lie and admit that I would stop what I was doing and watch it every time it came on. It was just so wild and bizzare. Who were all these people? Why were they all under one roof? What happened the night before? Some crazed orgy of blood letting and demonic sacrifice? It had all the best characters. Vernon, who demanded that people don't be so loud. Clearly hung over. Hazel coming in at the right moment with the cig hanging out of her mouth, "Did somebody say muffins?" The whole thing is just captivating. Their sequel, the Bullet Express commercial, was up there with the best of them as well. They don't make them like that anymore.
@jpsateriale14206 жыл бұрын
“Just a little bit to cream cheese” SHE ADDS THE 4 BLOCS **just a splash of vodka
@ladycplum5 жыл бұрын
That's gonna be one bland pizza without basil and oregano and all the other tasty spices
@snausages434 жыл бұрын
And salt
@mike91mdk4511 ай бұрын
10:20 she's so excited she starts giving him a handy under the counter
@ladycplum8 жыл бұрын
Sheesh Mick, would you like some chips with your cheese?
@neophuchane12826 жыл бұрын
If you placed all of the accessories on the table it would take up way more space than the toaster
@user-zu7mm8ni8x7 жыл бұрын
These people are more rude than peppermint patty at charlie browns thanksgiving lunch
@ElizabethzW.6 жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson 😂😂
@ericasawyer89853 жыл бұрын
Perfect comment!!😆😆😆😆😆
@MrDeSouza913 жыл бұрын
You sir, have just won this comment section!! 😂😂😂
@Dax02938 жыл бұрын
8:05 Oh my God, you destroyed his spirit. He just wanted to help
@vickig70277 жыл бұрын
Morphic c lmao omg
@KempuraChicken7 жыл бұрын
Morphic c You win.
@san68865 жыл бұрын
im snortinf
@kbarts3162 жыл бұрын
Hello darkness my old friend 😂
@latinolawdog5067Ай бұрын
"And we're gonna just pop Ralph's goodwill and enthusiasm in the bullet and 3......2.........1........"
@markxxx217 жыл бұрын
Most of these dishes made as demonstrated would not work. That apple pie would be awful for instance.
@charlie_mario62925 жыл бұрын
Markxxx these motherfuckers are whiter than the coke they’re on
@perunplague97943 жыл бұрын
It looked disgusting, she just dumped a bowl of sugar on top.
@tanania2 жыл бұрын
Like AT LEAST MIX THE APPLES AND SPICES LOL
@ladycplum2 жыл бұрын
For one thing, that pizza would be bland as hell without your usual pizza sauce seasonings on it. Badly shredded tomatoes do NOT a pizza sauce make!
@ladycplum2 жыл бұрын
@@tanania And did you notice the pitiful little amount of cinnamon Mick sprinkled on top of the crust? (which looks terrible, I might add)
@user-os6vx6qf9z7 жыл бұрын
It's pretty easy to tell Mick hates his co-star, Mimi, because he always has a frown when she's in the limelight and interrupts her when he can.
@Ser_Arthur_Dayne4 жыл бұрын
He does totally interrupt her lol, what a hater.
@meganbrowning3 жыл бұрын
She did the same thing to him in the Magic Bullet commercial. She even took stuff straight from his hands!
@leelalo66253 жыл бұрын
What will bond them again? Acidic pizza?
@supanutte93574 жыл бұрын
The new meme house characters, everyone..
@rdu2393 жыл бұрын
Everybody has a Ralph in their social circle
@gentlemanjester6374 жыл бұрын
What most people don't know about this commercial is that this is a real, actual family. And two weeks after this infomercial was filmed, almost all of them were found dead, all forced into a woodchipper which had the words "BULLET EXPRESS" plastered on the side with duct tape. The culprit? Ralph. Ralph had always been an insecure man, and he had many friends and therapists to help him. His family, however, were always mocking him. Always making him the butt of their jokes. His humiliation on national television was the last straw. Over the course of the two weeks following this, he murdered everybody who had taken part in this infomercial, leaving Mick for last.
@aquatadevore93352 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best comment EVER!
@Angelcat7102 жыл бұрын
He also killed the children in the beginning of the commercial before murdering everybody else to cause suffering to his other family members who have wronged him in the past before they were next.
@steveholthaus41812 жыл бұрын
Dude that is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blastofo2 жыл бұрын
You should turn that into a screenplay bro.
@myragingwhormoans Жыл бұрын
ashamed to admit you had me in the first half
@ClandestineSnowman3 жыл бұрын
amazing how fast cooking goes when all your ingredients are measured and prepped in little bowls that you can dump together...
@jessica_19944 ай бұрын
took me back to my childhood when i was sick in the middle of the night LOL
@hannahc17907 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who just thinks "major cross contamination!" After he handles the raw turkey breast, then goes to touch everything else. And then NEVER goes to wash his hands??
@WerewolfLord6 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Johnson Not really, but did you expect it to? It is pretty good for what it does, though.
@TheIkaika7776 жыл бұрын
Hannah C, you do know they stop and restart filming all the time, right? You can see the perpetual edits.
@kodakexpressmorrinsville23835 жыл бұрын
@@TheIkaika777 i'm sure you can see mimi pouring ketchup onto the meat loaf twice..
@isetmfriendsofire5 жыл бұрын
Haven't you ever heard of...movie magic?
@Bloombaby993 жыл бұрын
You don't want to know what he was handling before all that food....
@cooperpendergast236 жыл бұрын
WHERE ARE THE SEASONINGS??
@debgib0073 жыл бұрын
He used A LIIIITLE salt and even less pepper.
@R3putaytion136 жыл бұрын
Who else is on an infomercial binge
@depressedglub323 жыл бұрын
Used to love watching these when I was sick or when I couldn't sleep when I was younger. Brings back alot of memories.
@familyguy5784 жыл бұрын
This is also my favorite infomercial of all time. I was legitimately excited whenever it started up on the TV when I was a kid. I am looking at this now because I am looking to buy one now that I am an adult and have my own money. The kid version of me would have cried if he'd known I might own one in the future. I was so mesmerized. What simpler times.
@liquidbismuth1044 Жыл бұрын
Bruh.
@Passionate_Aria17 күн бұрын
lol this and “Magic Bullet” 😹
@user-xd5pp2ts8p7 жыл бұрын
What's that? You've looked through your local grocery store can't find pre-peeled potatoes and pre-cored apples, *or* even make cheesecakes that magically decorate themselves? Just become a person in an infomercial! After all, anything's possible when you signed your brand-new Faustian contract.
@troywright3594 жыл бұрын
lol
@bart2344656 жыл бұрын
This is essential viewing for all drama students.
@YourMom-zn5pl6 жыл бұрын
Aunt Martha is me at ever family gathering and everyone else is all of my family constantly questioning my life
@Mordecai154 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@supsarah134 жыл бұрын
"I can finally slice this onion without crying" honey, we've got other things to cry about
@Mau5068 жыл бұрын
That's not a pizza, that's a mess!
@broqui72jzbtches707 жыл бұрын
I dont like how they made the pizza, because they shredded the tomatoes instead of mixing them with other ingredients for the marinara sauce.
@thequadrupleagent413028 күн бұрын
Sounds like something Gordon Ramsay would say
@btr19652 жыл бұрын
10:20 is that guy getting a handy under the table ??
@hoagie197811 ай бұрын
Looks like it. 🤣
@AwesomeFDO789 Жыл бұрын
That lady to the smallest possible bite of that meatloaf and said it was good.
@TheKillmaster4427 жыл бұрын
Question: "How long would it take to make a cheesecake?" Answer: "I use a big stan mixer" That was not the question Madame
@TeaganD7 жыл бұрын
omg
@vickig70277 жыл бұрын
simon b have some compassion! It's Martha for God's sake... she hasn't been the same since Donny got back from the war
@mitcheljoseph4 жыл бұрын
LOL. I laughed out loud.
@brettnorris31404 жыл бұрын
HAHA LOL
@alice-nw1xq3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kazutoification8 жыл бұрын
4:36 Ketchup is in a zig-zag pattern, but then it's not afterwards. rip
@thebrickboy1038 жыл бұрын
+Kazutoification Good catch
@Kazutoification8 жыл бұрын
+thebrickboy103 I also just noticed there were two kids in the beginning. And those pepperonis on the pizza... And the cut to the meatloaf was just insane! XD
@thebrickboy1038 жыл бұрын
Kazutoification Thanks for pointing these things out to me. I never noticed those watching the infomercials. Let me know if you find anything else
@Kazutoification8 жыл бұрын
+thebrickboy103 Food suddenly appears and disappears. The pizza? Mimi was cutting it and then they just forget about it. The ingredients just happen to pop up! THEY'RE WIZARDS! Also, the one lady had a magazine, but then it's gone. There are grapes in the background, but then it's wine later on.
@caseyj56377 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with the meatloaf (besides being made from turkey)?
@oejsy6 жыл бұрын
she does,, not understand how pizza sauce works
@ChristianGiaconiBonaguro5 жыл бұрын
You must be American...
@charlie_mario62925 жыл бұрын
Christian Giaconi-Bonaguro whyl
@ChristianGiaconiBonaguro5 жыл бұрын
@@charlie_mario6292 us Italians crush tomatoes, we don't, "make a sauce."
@charlie_mario62925 жыл бұрын
Christian Giaconi-Bonaguro yeah well that’s why you guys lost WWI
@TapionXG35 жыл бұрын
@@charlie_mario6292 you fucking savage. Lol
@somewhere3673 жыл бұрын
Hear me out. A sitcom with but every episode is an infomercial where they use the product to solve some kind of daily struggle they have.
@liquidbismuth1044 Жыл бұрын
That sounds like hell.
@caseyj56377 жыл бұрын
Martha always looks like she's smelling something bad lol
@Felamine6 жыл бұрын
Martha looks like she smells bad. I bet she's one of those ladies who wears a whole bottle of perfume every day, enough to give your nasal passages a chemical burn as soon as the smell hits your nostrils.
@ericasawyer89853 жыл бұрын
@@Felamine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hollered!!!
@slickl96083 жыл бұрын
Oh Martha! Typical Martha.
@sunshinefirecracker7 жыл бұрын
Them winning over surly Aunt Martha with that turkey meatloaf, really sold it. "This is fantastic!"
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
☀️🧨
@jcampton16 жыл бұрын
I can get a knife and chopping board faster than Ralph can!
@Allynics7 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice when they made the salad they mixed it up, and at the end the salad was perfect again? And when did they get time to garnish the cheesecake? 😂
@empresskrissy15272 жыл бұрын
Plus the crust goes up the sides of the cheesecake after it's cooked. When you see Mimi forming the crust, she doesn't push it up the sides. Who makes apple pie with the skins still on the apples??
@svinjamaria4 жыл бұрын
Ralf’s Bizarre Depression - Pride is Breakable
@xxStaroftheShow8 жыл бұрын
That looks cool -- but also a mess-maker. Question, if it is just you using that machine, who is gonna be there to turn the plate consecutively so the food doesn't fall all over the floor and make a deathly mess???
@joehagg24293 жыл бұрын
OMG that’s all I can think about.
@adamthevirgo92972 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest, with all that other food there, that family ain’t touching that salad
@SoccerPlayaa4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys! This infomercial was my favorite “show” when I was a kid. It makes me feel weirdly safe! So many memories ❤️
@Passionate_Aria17 күн бұрын
lol nice
@laurenconrad17994 жыл бұрын
“We’ve got all these dishes ready in less than two minutes.” Now we just have to wait the hour it will take to cook everything, including oven pre-heating time and the time it takes to boil water. But hey, it’s not like you came to this dinner party already hungry. 😂
@dr.altoclef9255 Жыл бұрын
Not counting the time it takes to core the apples or peel all the potatoes.
@curtunderwood8039 Жыл бұрын
@@dr.altoclef9255 and roll out the pie dough and pizza dough. I dont think it come out of the bullet nicely rolled like that
@dr.altoclef9255 Жыл бұрын
@@curtunderwood8039 Also true. I mean assuming that the pizza dough came prepackaged, you still have to prepare pie dough and cut dough strips, since those desserts come out all decorated. I mean I love a fancy decorated dessert as much as anyone but putting all the fruit in place and arranging the whole dough lattice, it kind of takes time to do right.
@curtunderwood8039 Жыл бұрын
@@dr.altoclef9255 and the dough would need to rise for the pizza. Would you laugh at me if I told you I bought this back in the day? I haven’t used it in 10 + years but got it out to juice some apples and tomatoes this coming weekend
@dr.altoclef9255 Жыл бұрын
@@curtunderwood8039 I mean it looks great in theory, like I hate having to juggle like five different things when cooking a big meal so if I can dump some of that on a machine that would be awesome. Like “just hold this bowl and start cramming stuff in for the salad, so I can focus on the pasta-“
@Awesome4Prez3 жыл бұрын
Man, this family hate each other. The way they throw some snarky remarks is so damn good.
@jessefram24323 жыл бұрын
Where's Hazel? She was the smoking star of the first one!
@ltrich507 жыл бұрын
Everyone we go to Mick & Mimi's they try and sell is something!!!
@gazzalenbrick63815 жыл бұрын
"wtf now they're pimping timeshares?"
@Mickmickster6 жыл бұрын
You wanna be an infomercial host? Can you say “perfect” 200 times in 30 minutes?
@Mike-pj1kv4 жыл бұрын
6:00 Aunt Martha is never going to get over this.
@torgiebride85586 жыл бұрын
That pizza is nasty as hell. No garlic, no basil. Nothing but fake ass infomercial love! XD
@mochs625124 жыл бұрын
Idk whats funnier...the video or the comment section!
@ericasawyer89853 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo the comments 🤣🤣🤣
@Passionate_Aria17 күн бұрын
lol ikr
@iGot1776Probrums5 жыл бұрын
“A little bit of cream cheese” *dumps 4 extra large packs”
@LuisMorales-dk8hk3 жыл бұрын
Here in Mexico they showed a dubbed version in spanish, when the old lady said “My mixer cost 150 bucks” the dubbed version says “pues fue bastante costosa” which literally means “well, it was pretty expensive”
@kewl8512 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA!!!
@oxitape15634 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joel for introducing me to this masterpiece
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
@Central Intelligence Agency federal bureau of investigation
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
@Central Intelligence Agency at your service
@hansmatheson59767 жыл бұрын
The contempt in the limey's voice every time he yells "better than anything you get in a restaurant!!" is great. I don't know where these garbage people eat out at but goddamn man, that pizza was terrifyingly rough and that salad was ridiculous in size and concept.
@Ser_Arthur_Dayne4 жыл бұрын
I know right? He's always saying "better than anything you could get in any restaurant! " and literally every single thing sucks. The pizza Was terrifying and that was one sorry ass salad .... the meatloaf looked like Armour potted meat and the nachos looked like you'd have to PAY ME to eat.
@BurgerKingHarkinian3 жыл бұрын
@@Ser_Arthur_Dayne Well, they WERE payed to eat it. lol
@missbleach8767 Жыл бұрын
@@BurgerKingHarkinian 🍔
@somewhere3673 жыл бұрын
Gets invited over for food: great! See mic with a weird kitchen gadget: not again! Every freaking time!