The Button Game is Still HILARIOUS

[@randomtagr.t591]

"Live your life as a crab but you can only answer questions vaguely" PERHAPS

[@Heroo01]

NOOOO the meme is the cow from Barnyard it nort crab :(

[@foodafen7406]

​@@Heroo01Nort Gward

[@rebeccaz6770]

I really enjoy hearing matt debate every button choice he's so smart

[@KinneKitsune]

Unlimited money, build your own gas station with a huge bathroom that has the size and layout of a house.

[@ravenshrike]

Build a strip club called the Gas Station, and live in the private oversized bathroom in the back that no one else gets to use.

[@redmist6630]

how does blarg not understand the concept of flight?

[@TheHumptyDumper]

Make a deal with the owner, you'll give him unlimited gas and renovate the entire gas station, and make it massive, for free as long as he lets you build a private room in back of the bathroom that leads to your private apartment. You're technically living in a gas station bathroom, it's just now super fancy and you have a private, locked area.

[@WindHaze10]

Exactly. Question did not forbid you to buy out the gas station or renovate it.

[@Zahoreoz]

Build a Buccee’s

[@imvosi1646]

Blargs response to the Israel question was so based

[@WhyThunder.]

minion bussy

[@Dreeedger]

YEAH

[@user-xn8xh5cw5c]

minion cum

[@ScareSans]

your pfp looks like something Blarg would play in one of his Cards Against Humanity videos lmao

[@pheonix4383]

Minionussy

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

not the minion bussy.

[@thetruebishop]

4:23 that just sounds like an actual bit that the goons would have without any context

[@Cookie0927]

I eat drywall i crave drywall i need drywall

[@redmist6630]

some of these button presses have no downside, like "u can read minds but u will pee" ok Ill just never do that unless I really need to

[@me_mal]

@@redmist6630 bitch, i'm become crinkles the great seer, fuck that. grab me some diappies and then control the world from the shadows, ezpz.

[@outtaroute92]

Just reminded me of the Mario party video where Matt says we need to get rid of drywall and start using wetwall 😂

[@Genny207]

Okay, I believe the "Best fighter pilot" but "your dad _supposedly_ dies" is based around the story of Edward "Butch" O'Hare who was America's first Naval ace pilot of WWII whose dad was caught up in mafia business, was allegedly involved in the arrest of Al Capone, and was killed almost certainly by the Mafia some time afterward. So the trade off was, the guy was a fantastic fighter pilot, but his dad "supposedly" died (being killed by the Mafia). If anyone wants to watch a fantastic video on it, look up O'Hare Fat Electrician on youtube.

[@Genny207]

The big misconception with this story is that his dad got him into the navy by "going clean" and turning into a government informant - which is why this is the trade off. That story isn't true according to the video I mentioned, and O'Hare got into the Navy of his own doing. Still makes for a good push the button I guess.

[@theereapeth]

I’d like to let everyone know that a brick traveling at 30mph at 4lbs is 24.327554 Newtons, a punch from Mike Tyson is 11,400 Newtons so…

[@TaitLawrence-xl2xb]

Like 24 decimal 327554 and 11 thousand? A bit confused

[@jumbledj2112]

​@@TaitLawrence-xl2xb he do math

[@ethanhinkle683]

That's the basic force. Impact force is different, because it includes the time and distance in which the impact takes. If we include the recoil your face would make upon the impact, I'll assume 1 foot of recoil distance(though the actual distance it would happen over is likely less), plus the time over which the impact takes place, I'll assume half a second from initial impact to when it bounces off your face, the number becomes 535.323 Newtons. Still not a huge number, but it's fairly likely to break your nose, and at the bare minimum cause some decent abrasions.

[@TaitLawrence-xl2xb]

@@jumbledj2112 I know he did math but for instance, where I live "." is a decimal and "," is to signify 10k or above but it's different in some places, so from the math to me it looks like he said Mike Tysons punch is over a thousand times for newtons of force than a 30mph 4lb brick

[@galaxel1494]

⁠@@TaitLawrence-xl2xbWorst of all, they used both punctuation and comma, the comma in a very weird place, seeing as there are so many numbers behind it.

[@ChiIIieDillie]

16:35 I’m always presently surprised by how awesome of a person Blarg is

[@ChiIIieDillie]

14:22 Like it’s so refreshing to have a content creator be a decent human being

[@haxxormcbunny7456]

2:41 what if you hate yourself? Easy loophole

[@abysswicked9076]

Exactly my thought. I literally cannot think of anybody I hate except myself. I’ve never tried to kill anybody else, after all.

[@MeyerinkWoodworking]

Exactly my thought

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

loophole for the invention thing, if you hate yourself, you get infinite resources to invent whatever AND credit for it

[@OhPureLily]

aint no way u hate urself more than someone like putin

[@YaboiBunger]

"I'm Barack Obama" had me dying 16:10

[@shakazar1815]

"11 billion crabs went missing" o7

[@nickh.7476]

This thumbnail made me think. LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE CRABS

[@Rua-Bnuuy_the_Possessed]

1:19 The reason why you have to live in the gas station bathroom is because only gas stations are crazy enough to infinitely supply you of the 5 things of your choice

[@DuvDaddy]

just to clarify on the brick to the leg one. It takes ~ 4000 newtons to break a femur on a person. That brick is traveling at 30 mph (48280 meters/second). That brick weighs 4 lbs (~2 kg). If you plug it into this formula (1N = 1kg * m/s^2) you get this equation (N = 2kg * 48280/3600^2). Your math works out to be exactly 359.7158025 Newtons of force. So, no, a brick traveling that fast won't shatter your bones. It will hurt very bad though, and possibly splinter your bones.

[@CJisMyStageName]

18:41 Could I stop hurricanes, and tornados? If so, I'm pressing it!

[@James__Russell]

Should fall under 'control' so yeah. I think Blarg somehow read control as create for some reason. You could just disperse storms, etc pretty quick then go about life easy. Anybody growing crops at the least would all want to be your friend.

[@silverrey7379]

7:50 "Wanna see something cool?" Proceeds to become invisible infront of friends in a party, and then reappears one minute later naked

[@daBeanie98]

2:38, become your own enemy, you can hate yourself more than anyone which gives you the credit

[@Abstractical]

11:58 "you become desensitized" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@jamesspreadborough24]

6:42 I just imagined superman flying along looking like an action figure or one of those little green army men because he had a big chunk of the ground attached to his feet 😅😂

[@godofhypersapce4570]

genuinely this was fun to watch, this gave me really good nostalgic vibes

[@BananenEsser-mz3fx]

5:24 just the best thing in the vid

[@theantarcticking]

17:31 "Blarg Teaches Physics 101"

[@geno1073]

16:40 cant tell if he really hates christians or if he really hates the question lmao

[@gabrielhenson5751]

im gonna guess he doesn't like the question, it's a really dumb and bait-y question. even if you are Christian this question is bad since you believe god created humanity, getting the power to create humans would fall really close to "attempting to become god"

[@jeremyc9593]

It's the former, and for good reason

[@geno1073]

@@jeremyc9593 care to explain the reason?

[@rexydon1659]

For controlling the weather, I would use it to make stuff like Hurricane Milton stay in the water and never make land fall

[@strike4cekitty490]

You would be a blessing on humanity

[@Octopusesoup12]

Idont think that's hoe that works

[@arima_song]

Also rains in dry places that need water? Rainstorms during forest fires? A lot of possibilities here

[@rexydon1659]

@@arima_song both the Forest fires and Droughts in California, Water shortage in African countries. There are quite a bit of positive uses that even once a week would be worth it.

[@arima_song]

@@rexydon1659 exactly!

[@Aztrakoz]

"I'm gonna eat that pinecone" Relatable

[@EndingSniper101]

5:58 is a Virtual insanity reference

[@Mildly_Disgruntled]

🖐🤠

[@pYr0mAn1aC101]

Gotta say, blargs gym arc is lookin good. He is doing really good at this point. Happy for him.

[@Beastmode-8310]

2:54 build weapons of mass destruction. Infinite way not to get caught

[@theslowrevive5328]

2:50 i hate myself more than anyone else on this planet, so its a win-win

[@jaoksan]

we moongoonin in the fields wit the mohicans drinking blood from squid skulls with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@kyewilson7837]

Please do a part 2 /would you rather I need more of mat reacting to dumb questions 😂

[@thegamingwitch]

1:33 just deck out the bathroom. Make it like in harry potter wheres its massive inside

[@kureijijohndoe1932]

For the second question, it can go in a weird way. If you invented the time machine but your enemy got credited for it, they will be after them, not you

[@u12bdragon]

10:03 plus you could fix world hunger in a really amusing way

[@SimplyIdiotic808]

9:09 "You'd give it to them anyway" Blarg you haven't heard the number 1 rule of winning the lottery. "Don't tell anyone you won" Everyone would need money if you won so don't tell people.

[@jeremyc9593]

It kinda depends. If it's immediate family, then I'm perfectly fine telling them, but if it's extended, well then everyone will become your "cousin". Either way, I'm at the age where I can easily tell people who ask for money to fck straight off.

[@moankeyman7832]

8:00 blarg is a villain 😂 jump scare them 🤣

[@Jewshua]

I felt personally attacked at 13:40

[@BÜbLars]

0:48 why did your brain default to that bro

[@Ryan_phoenix_257]

14:55 bro has not sneezed in class and almost pissed your pants

[@peasj0n]

5:07 that has to be a tv show

[@WindHaze10]

This is even better than watching the memes. Carry on!

[@mixednarwhal]

7:32 I would press the button because I could do really well at haunted houses as an employee or fulfilling peoples wishes who have a _thing_ for ghosts.

[@spadingdong7386]

i love the new games that u and the rest of the goons r playing

[@ToukaKV]

7:49-8:38 Weird way to propose, but yes, I do.

[@Heroo01]

it's wild to see blarg without headphones. it's like he's naked

[@tomstone2089]

5:11 i don't want to know what cats think 😂

[@Angellance7]

The invisible one was crazy, I give it to you Matt it was really smart and also very fkd up 😂

[@photobombr]

16:40 Bro said STAFALLAH 😂

[@fatherlysoap130]

3:17 What did I do? 🤣

[@deaganbuchanan3720]

I dunno man

[@Azyk445]

be dale

[@dudewithtouretts7338]

14:25 facts. Awesome to hear him support this

[@rwoodw]

Agreed. Feels great

[@oaklengallagher-armstrong7164]

I’d be shocked if he didn’t. His family is from Lebanon, and Lebanon is being/has been bombed by Israel too. It is a horror incomprehensible to lose your family and so many others in that way while the rest of the world barely gives a damn.

[@rwoodw]

@@oaklengallagher-armstrong7164 true. I guess it still feels good to hear someone you’ve been watching forever actually confirm out loud ya know?

[@moankeyman7832]

Kamala Harris with a terrible Batman impression sounds hilarious

[@redacted2513]

Is it just me or is Blarg looking skinnier?

[@BigDave88888]

For the last question - A door is just a wall when it's closed.

[@badgerkingtv3809]

8:12 😂😂😂 I love this😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michieleding1242]

MORE BUTTONING

[@morganforbis201]

Always a great day when Blarg uploads!!

[@Feive7]

Bro almost pulled an asmondgold

[@Zildawolf]

Some absolute banger quotes in this one “Oh here comes wife number five comin in hot” “Ope, there’s my friend getting shot. Yup there it is again”

[@listenboi]

I’m excited to see some fun little goofs and gags

[@Moon_Peony]

After this video I understood that I wasn't mistaken to subscribe to that man. Awesome

[@alyssafaith22]

13:50 shiiiii this got real faster than I expected

[@barkergirl33]

More button please and thank you.

[@tharrold14]

"Become martyr" arab man doesn't even blink when he hits yes 🤣

[@Macksssssssss]

The 11 million crabs lore

[@meltingautumn867]

Basically that question was, "you can fly, but have neuropathy in your feet"

[@dalehalligan2191]

What have I done for you to hate me😭😂😂

[@hdhfuehf1]

2:37 i'd press within a heartbeat cuz i hate only myself

[@spicypots2918]

3:20 simply invent a button that kills your enemy when you press it

[@arcage_0132]

2:51 bro this ones so easy, the person I hate the most gets credit? I’m still getting the credit then, theres no one I hate more than myself, easy dubs

[@dale__samson]

3:14 I caught a stray for no reason T-T

[@Rua-Bnuuy_the_Possessed]

If you're looking for throwback games, you definitely gotta try Happy Wheels... that was a FAMOUS game of the olden days

[@MrREDSTAR20]

4:42 wow this is such a goons question lol

[@MrMarrok657]

You find out exactly what happened to the 11 billion crabs BUT Dooo's asshole is your new alarm, not the sound but his physical hole.

[@Random_Guy_20xx]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[@mythic_error5581]

7:00 is just normal life but i can read minds

[@baselesswater1491]

When matt looks me in my eyes like that my pant front jiggles a lil bit

[@clawthorne5841]

being a youtuber for a thousand years

[@fluffy2055]

really enjoyed this video, love the button

[@V15.12]

Only fools deny immortality

[@fredmacfred1642]

Blarg you should play What Beats Rock

[@AGuy0nTheInternet]

Haha funny guy back on this channel

[@Dam1an9X9]

blarg is majestic!

[@lankenstein3045]

For the 1st question I CHOOSE A BUCKEES GAS STATION WOOOO

[@CarpGaming291]

19:39 its probably schrodinger cat moment but with dad

[@mossysalad3772]

If you have unlimited money, you can just build a gas station bathroom into your dream home.

[@evasiveupgrade]

Flying < swimming through air

[@PaperPilotGamer]

2:27 I would press it. My worst enemy either gets the (well-deserved) 'bad boy'-type reputation that they worked SO HARD for ruined or every single businessman or politician blames them for economic collapse.

[@anthonykrawczyk2830]

Blarg I love watching your videos and love all of your content the only thing I can’t get behind is that oilers jersey -salty hawks fan😢

[@kamj6607]

i liked the part where he pressed the button

[@OverDriveXLR_888]

5:26 Orphans at all times

[@WhyAmIUgly]

6:18 how I understood it you will A or T pose. Sliding across the ground at high speeds.

[@RaginRaccoon]

One hour of push the button

[@BEPPERSON451]

Btw the lore for the 11 billion crabs going missing is rising ocean temperatures causing a massive rise in disease ☹️

[@theviper2176]

20:10 Kool-Aid man be like.

[@dracodiablo99]

"...but the person you hate will get the credit." Oh, so me then. Nice.

[@burgerman12]

5:25 bruh🤣

[@powyyyyy]

let me press your button blarg

[@fto1016]

I just saw crabs and now I'm here

[@DOCT0R_THICC]

This would be good for the podcast