The Button Game is Still HILARIOUS

[@randomtagr.t591]

"Live your life as a crab but you can only answer questions vaguely" PERHAPS

[@WhyThunder.]

minion bussy

[@Dreeedger]

YEAH

[@user-xn8xh5cw5c]

minion cum

[@ScareSans]

your pfp looks like something Blarg would play in one of his Cards Against Humanity videos lmao

[@pheonix4383]

Minionussy

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

not the minion bussy.

[@KinneKitsune]

Unlimited money, build your own gas station with a huge bathroom that has the size and layout of a house.

[@ravenshrike]

Build a strip club called the Gas Station, and live in the private oversized bathroom in the back that no one else gets to use.

[@redmist6630]

how does blarg not understand the concept of flight?

[@TheHumptyDumper]

Make a deal with the owner, you'll give him unlimited gas and renovate the entire gas station, and make it massive, for free as long as he lets you build a private room in back of the bathroom that leads to your private apartment. You're technically living in a gas station bathroom, it's just now super fancy and you have a private, locked area.

[@rebeccaz6770]

I really enjoy hearing matt debate every button choice he's so smart

[@theereapeth9469]

I’d like to let everyone know that a brick traveling at 30mph at 4lbs is 24.327554 Newtons, a punch from Mike Tyson is 11,400 Newtons so…

[@TaitLawrence-xl2xb]

Like 24 decimal 327554 and 11 thousand? A bit confused

[@jumbledj2112]

​@@TaitLawrence-xl2xb he do math

[@ethanhinkle683]

That's the basic force. Impact force is different, because it includes the time and distance in which the impact takes. If we include the recoil your face would make upon the impact, I'll assume 1 foot of recoil distance(though the actual distance it would happen over is likely less), plus the time over which the impact takes place, I'll assume half a second from initial impact to when it bounces off your face, the number becomes 535.323 Newtons. Still not a huge number, but it's fairly likely to break your nose, and at the bare minimum cause some decent abrasions.

[@TaitLawrence-xl2xb]

@@jumbledj2112 I know he did math but for instance, where I live "." is a decimal and "," is to signify 10k or above but it's different in some places, so from the math to me it looks like he said Mike Tysons punch is over a thousand times for newtons of force than a 30mph 4lb brick

[@thetruebishop]

4:23 that just sounds like an actual bit that the goons would have without any context

[@Cookie0927]

I eat drywall i crave drywall i need drywall

[@redmist6630]

some of these button presses have no downside, like "u can read minds but u will pee" ok Ill just never do that unless I really need to

[@me_mal]

@@redmist6630 bitch, i'm become crinkles the great seer, fuck that. grab me some diappies and then control the world from the shadows, ezpz.

[@daBeanie98]

2:38, become your own enemy, you can hate yourself more than anyone which gives you the credit

[@shakazar1815]

"11 billion crabs went missing" o7

[@haxxormcbunny7456]

2:41 what if you hate yourself? Easy loophole

[@Genny207]

Okay, I believe the "Best fighter pilot" but "your dad _supposedly_ dies" is based around the story of Edward "Butch" O'Hare who was America's first Naval ace pilot of WWII whose dad was caught up in mafia business, was allegedly involved in the arrest of Al Capone, and was killed almost certainly by the Mafia some time afterward. So the trade off was, the guy was a fantastic fighter pilot, but his dad "supposedly" died (being killed by the Mafia). If anyone wants to watch a fantastic video on it, look up O'Hare Fat Electrician on youtube.

[@Genny207]

The big misconception with this story is that his dad got him into the navy by "going clean" and turning into a government informant - which is why this is the trade off. That story isn't true according to the video I mentioned, and O'Hare got into the Navy of his own doing. Still makes for a good push the button I guess.

[@thegamingwitch]

1:33 just deck out the bathroom. Make it like in harry potter wheres its massive inside

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

loophole for the invention thing, if you hate yourself, you get infinite resources to invent whatever AND credit for it

[@OhPureLily]

aint no way u hate urself more than someone like putin

[@CJisMyStageName]

18:41 Could I stop hurricanes, and tornados? If so, I'm pressing it!

[@James__Russell]

Should fall under 'control' so yeah. I think Blarg somehow read control as create for some reason. You could just disperse storms, etc pretty quick then go about life easy. Anybody growing crops at the least would all want to be your friend.

[@jaoksan]

we moongoonin in the fields wit the mohicans drinking blood from squid skulls with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@rexydon1659]

For controlling the weather, I would use it to make stuff like Hurricane Milton stay in the water and never make land fall

[@strike4cekitty490]

You would be a blessing on humanity

[@Octopusesoup12]

Idont think that's hoe that works

[@geno1073]

16:40 cant tell if he really hates christians or if he really hates the question lmao

[@gabrielhenson5751]

im gonna guess he doesn't like the question, it's a really dumb and bait-y question. even if you are Christian this question is bad since you believe god created humanity, getting the power to create humans would fall really close to "attempting to become god"

[@Aztrakoz]

"I'm gonna eat that pinecone" Relatable

[@SimplyIdiotic808]

9:09 "You'd give it to them anyway" Blarg you haven't heard the number 1 rule of winning the lottery. "Don't tell anyone you won" Everyone would need money if you won so don't tell people.

[@Beastmode-8310]

2:54 build weapons of mass destruction. Infinite way not to get caught

[@arcage_0132]

2:51 bro this ones so easy, the person I hate the most gets credit? I’m still getting the credit then, theres no one I hate more than myself, easy dubs

[@Abstractical]

11:58 "you become desensitized" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@theantarcticking]

17:31 "Blarg Teaches Physics 101"

[@rendisye]

You have very nice blue eyes, Mr. Blarg

[@godofhypersapce4570]

genuinely this was fun to watch, this gave me really good nostalgic vibes

[@spadingdong7386]

i love the new games that u and the rest of the goons r playing

[@Angellance7]

The invisible one was crazy, I give it to you Matt it was really smart and also very fkd up 😂

[@CarpGaming291]

19:39 its probably schrodinger cat moment but with dad

[@pYr0mAn1aC101]

Gotta say, blargs gym arc is lookin good. He is doing really good at this point. Happy for him.

[@EndingSniper101]

5:58 is a Virtual insanity reference

[@kyewilson7837]

Please do a part 2 /would you rather I need more of mat reacting to dumb questions 😂

[@WhiteEagle27]

1:35 I'd click it. One of my things is unlimited vacations wherever I want, so while I "technically" live in a gas station bathroom, I'm never actually there.

[@fatherlysoap1304]

3:17 What did I do? 🤣

[@deaganbuchanan3720]

I dunno man

[@morganforbis201]

Always a great day when Blarg uploads!!

[@listenboi]

I’m excited to see some fun little goofs and gags

[@KiyahLeckenby-zu6hq]

ʏɪᴘᴇᴇ ʙʟᴀʀɢ ɪᴍ ᴀ ｈｕｇｅ ᖴᗩᑎ

[@theslowrevive5328]

2:50 i hate myself more than anyone else on this planet, so its a win-win

[@fluffy2055]

really enjoyed this video, love the button

[@Wolfenacht]

10:20 I think that after enough times of throwing fried chicken at the people requesting it, they would stop :P

[@MrMarrok657]

You find out exactly what happened to the 11 billion crabs BUT Dooo's asshole is your new alarm, not the sound but his physical hole.

[@Random_Guy_20xx]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[@Jewshua]

I felt personally attacked at 13:40

[@TheHumptyDumper]

6:30 just ride a big rock like a nimbus cloud, easy

[@theviper2176]

20:10 Kool-Aid man be like.

[@Carbon_Star_7]

6:33 so basically just sliding across the ground

[@gamer_meow]

20:09 easiest way to trap him, build a room out of doors...

[@NapalmPanda]

19:06 You could prevent those things as well, you control the weather

[@badgerkingtv3809]

8:12 😂😂😂 I love this😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mixednarwhal]

7:32 I would press the button because I could do really well at haunted houses as an employee or fulfilling peoples wishes who have a _thing_ for ghosts.

[@abyssalvoidyt]

16:33 use your infinite money to buy the people that had cats dogs instead lol

[@alyssafaith22]

13:50 shiiiii this got real faster than I expected

[@Macksssssssss]

The 11 million crabs lore

[@BigDave88888]

For the last question - A door is just a wall when it's closed.

[@Dam1an9X9]

blarg is majestic!

[@AGuy0nTheInternet]

Haha funny guy back on this channel

[@anyquestions9931]

4:23 🤨 ok....13:10 😐 Blarg...wut

[@superdogsam6230]

6:05 So you're basically Buggy from One Piece.

[@lankenstein3045]

For the 1st question I CHOOSE A BUCKEES GAS STATION WOOOO

[@ZBunney]

Pretty sure 19:38 is asking of youd like to become basically Luke Skywalker

[@tharrold14]

"Become martyr" arab man doesn't even blink when he hits yes 🤣

[@perilullaby]

7:55 This would be the most INCREDIBLE gimmick for a strip tease ever I swear to god

[@zandermeyers1236]

2 non meme videos, fuck yeah

[@THEFOXTRAPEXE]

Frog

[@OddRot7272]

blarg was very based this video

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

I would absolutely press the first button. Unlimited money, buy the gas station and remodel the building to make it snazzy. It says nowhere the bathroom has to stay a bathroom.

[@imawizard6876]

7:32 I'm using this one when I bring women home with me lol

[@tyrantlemon]

17:09 thanks for that my parents were in the room and it was silent

[@listenboi]

Genocide or public healthcare IS CRAZYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭

[@Danemadsen-y9s]

Public healthcare goes hard.

[@fto1016]

I just saw crabs and now I'm here

[@Retkiller]

That was really fun seeinh your reasoning

[@flame_west]

Carl obama minion burger badungus

[@aristos_kt4187]

Plz more button vids❤

[@powyyyyy]

let me press your button blarg

[@NapalmPanda]

3:03 We stay hatin

[@Pixel_Forge_]

for the first one, I would have unlimited money, buy the gas station, renovate the bathroom and make it private, whilst expanding out the building to eventually have a proper mansion.

[@deadkid200m]

At 9:08 the downside is literally the normal downside of being able to live a long time

[@ZestyBobcat_OW]

the good thing about the button at 3:00 is that the person i hate is me so its a win win

[@mfcrumbs]

I remember seeing this shit years ago and JackSepticEye’s channel, throwback

[@takattack7493]

Blarg… the you control the weather one was just listing examples… it said etc, it did not mean you need to drop tornadoes on people lmao

[@SoapisBadatGames]

12:36 As a lesbian, I see no downsides to this.

[@justleo47]

HE BACK

[@Gamerboi8354]

Matt looks like her just got out of prison with that haircut and that shirt

[@nayelirodriguez6143]

HELL YEAH TO MORE BUTTONS AND WOULD YOU RATHER

[@davidmcken]

2:00 - Could it be a Bucke's bathroom? I've seen some pretty clean wawa bathrooms

[@davidmcken]

3:00 - But what if you kill that person, they could get all the credit but they ded...

[@sunshineunits5970]

i would press the button on the inventions that someone you hate gets credit for. i’d invent a water powered car and when they get credited for it they’ll mysteriously vanish 🤷‍♂️

[@TheWaffle123]

On the everything is edible, everything is already edible if you chew hard enough

[@M0nkeyDoodle420]

I left a comment because I think it helps and I like crabs

[@M0nkeyDoodle420]

I liked and replied to my own comment because I too love crabs

[@mossysalad3772]

If you have unlimited money, you can just build a gas station bathroom into your dream home.

[@JLiT_B]

You could become a celebrity fake a lost voice and take them for all they have without anyone knowing 15:58

[@Butterfoxxx]

THE BUTTON GAME LETSSSS GOOOO.

[@thegongoozler3374]

If you could control the weather, you could prevent disasters as well as create them.

[@ninjazohan1]

10:52 you gain height. You wear longer pants so you hover to avoid the broken glass walking and then you have the option for free flying.

[@B1acked_0ut]

Yes, however metal tastes good and we cannot consume that

[@jdreyt9385]

0:48 why did your brain default to that bro

[@indomitablesloth2437]

2:38 JOKE'S ON YOU I HATE MYSELF

[@andreamaral9725]

7:23 I wouldn't press it because if all videogames are a masterpiece then no videogames are a masterpiece. 14:00 I don't want to be the president

[@krelle5604]

Blarg my name is not Chat, you know that!

[@chrisa.5614]

Yeaaa 13 mins ago Lez fight da depression

[@Ex0t1cSkittle]

Yippppeee Button game 🦀

[@jacp5628]

Is it your voice doing a bad batman impression while looking like Barack Obama, or is it Barack Obama's voice doing a bad batman impression?

[@listenboi]

18:20 I mean, when you then do get hit by the brick you’ve got cheap healthcare to get treated! Let’s say it hits your hand or maybe even your shin, then you’re still alive and you get compensation for the damages. Maybe we lose a limb, so what, we got healthcare bro and so does everyone else in the us

[@ma5terwarfare]

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