The Catherine Tate Show: Derek - Christmas Panto FULL SCENE

[@alexandergrosvenor7078]

RIP Una. An utter legend. What casting by Catherine. Mesmerising

[@mjc5509]

Last time I saw UNA was at a showing of the movie JUDY at CURZON MAYFAIR. We had a nice long chat about the old days .Her sight was failing and she couldn't see to paint anymore ..These DEREK sketches are a great anti depressant this CHRISTMAS PANTO is my favourite..

[@summus314]

Una Stubbs. You're welcome.

[@RalphBrooker-gn9iv]

Spot on.

[@k.j.g.9601]

As a "Yank" who lived in the UK for a couple of years one of the things I miss most is these brilliant sketch shows. Catherine Tate, Steven Coogan and little Britain are some of the funniest, irreverent and hysterical shows I have ever seen. Catherine Tate is a true genius

[@PNH63]

@Get `em! Get `em! a tip for you , don’t watch if it offends it is comedy from a era before PC brigade and it is not meant to be taken personally. You always have complete control with the off button.

[@miaava2456]

@Get `em! Get `em! aw…have a cry 😢

[@salvagemonster3612]

As a Yank living in America I don’t care

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

@@salvagemonster3612 as an Englishman living in England I think you're a bellend.

[@nathanb5923]

Who cares about what you are.

[@SDEE2009]

Who Dear? You dear, Gay dear? YES DEAR I CAN WELL BELIEVE IT!

[@rob1979]

How very dare you? 😮😮😮

[@Alun49]

Una Stubbs. A true pro who has been in front of the camera for decades. Sad she has gone!

[@nicolarowe1965]

"Parking his bike up the dirt track!" Love it

[@russphair3319]

Absolutely Brilliant could watch this time and time again and still laugh until it hurts.🤣🤣🤣

[@saidaboubakar5039]

Can you explain to me please ? surely it's a Bristh expession

[@HotpointWD420G]

Rest in peace you adorable lovely lady Una Stubbs. So sad to hear you have left us and sending you my deepest condolences and sympathy. Miss you so much Una ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Xxxxxxxxcx

[@fleshgordon6190]

Who's that?

[@Menexpert]

@@fleshgordon6190 The lady leading, Una was an actress since the 50s

[@fleshgordon6190]

@@Menexpert thanks, ive just clicked who she is

[@SolangeLOLable]

Awww I loved her sweet smile

[@fido652]

Una..truly the one and only .

[@sgmlol]

"Who invited you to the party dear?"

[@MegaStig25]

Used it so many times and has managed to stop quite a few aggressive situations when they realise this sketch is being quoted.

[@martm216]

So many brilliant lines packed into those few minutes.

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

The hands on hips with the "And to think!" still cracks me up as much as it did when I first saw it. 🤣

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

👺⬆️😂

[@andyrob3259]

‘I think you’ll find i take a rather large part’ Hilarious.

[@toneybucket2051]

And again when she/he says "YOU COULDN'T DIRECT PISS IN A BUCKET " pure GENIUS from the scipt writers ...really GOOD

[@johnsullivan2652]

It's the best line in the sketch.

[@3622Dave]

Madge in Benidorm used the same line several years later and funnily enough both shows had Derren Litten as script writer! I guess that's also why Gavin appears in both shows.

[@OdiesMama]

Is 'how very dare you' an actual phrase people in the UK use? I'm American but my son and I play around and say it to each other. lol

[@stevebaker6149]

@@OdiesMama It is now!

[@OdiesMama]

@@stevebaker6149 🤣👍

[@paintedbird]

Parking his bike up the dirt track, LMFAO!!!!!

[@kerrywhiteley9844]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@saidaboubakar5039]

What does that mean 😊

[@Useaname]

Chopper would have sounded better

[@eddpower5425]

"Excuse me Ursula". I always laugh at the way he confronts her 😂😂.

[@MegaStig25]

The pronunciation as well

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

I thought she said "excuse me uh Stella" but Ursula is just so funny bruh 😂

[@strikeleather6503]

Utterly brilliant!!

[@LambenTwit]

Absolutely hilarious! One to watch with a box of tissues wiping away tears of laughter!

[@lonelyqueen86]

Thanks for uploading this! We don't get Christmas specials in the US so they are hard to find. Catherine Tate is one of the funniest people!

[@Sawrattan]

The worst thing Catherine Tate ever did was not doing more of this show.

[@roryboytube]

Wouldn't be allowed now. The woke would have been offended about 100 times in that sketch alone. Im surprised they haven't cancelled her 😭

[@FrankNFurter1000]

@@roryboytubeoh don’t talk shit

[@Transformer-x6t]

@@FrankNFurter1000 its the truth? The complaints would be never ending.

[@FrankNFurter1000]

@@Transformer-x6t gay people have a sense of humour dear. Tate’s sketches are often quoted in UK drag performances and subculture. The posturing over the culture war nonsense is just hot air.

[@Transformer-x6t]

@@FrankNFurter1000 Yeah well you must be fucking deaf, dumb and blind and living in a cave in Afghanistan if you think this would pass in 2024 in the UK. Drag shows and subculture is different from a mainstream sitcom on BBC1. It's got fuck all to do with certain gay people finding it funny. I DO. But anyone with even the slightest IQ above room temp knows this would not fly in todays society. Understand dear?

[@deelara123]

Parking his bike up the dirt track! Lolzzz soo funny 😁

[@ronneighbour1378]

Derek is certainly my favourite character of hers. Absolutely brilliant.

[@georgelake8242]

you couldn't direct piss into a bucket

[@liamwhitcombe1237]

George Lake Neither could a woman without standing directly over it, or opening her legs. So that fucks up the feminist theory that a woman can do anything a man can do

[@sexobscura]

@@liamwhitcombe1237 *"Women Can Do Anything"*

[@Micho55]

@@liamwhitcombe1237 calm down incel

[@mattdavies7398]

@@liamwhitcombe1237 What on earth are you insinuating?

[@Martindyna]

@@liamwhitcombe1237 Not seen The Full Monty then? There is a scene where some ladies go in the Gents and piss up against the Urinals 😁😁

[@dannydorko7075]

even catherine tates facial expressions alone are hilarious

[@johnhuggins1394]

The bit where he says,"just because a man likes a bit of Shirley Bassy,and shaves his eyebrows"is really funny.Probably the best Derek Faye sketch. t

[@MegaStig25]

My favourite is the one in Spain - "I take you to a good bar. Homolulu is called - good bar for men like you. Pretty boys in shorts"

[@garyloughran9758]

@@MegaStig25 - “receiver of swollen goods”!!! 😂😂😂

[@Martindyna]

Groundbreaking talent & great attention to detail.

[@Paul-010]

Her best and funniest character,....hilarious!!!

[@TimelordUK]

The FABULOUS Una Stubbs!!! Still fantastic in this. She has real quality

[@Useaname]

Had

[@smcco27]

I've bent over BACKWARDS for you lot!

[@saidaboubakar5039]

What does that mean?😊

[@smcco27]

@saidaboubakar5039 it's a turn of phrase where someone has tried their hardest to make something work. The joke here is that gay men typically bend over forwards during sex

[@sarahyoung5348]

If that man was any further in the closet he'd've found Narnia by now. XD Love Catherine Tate.

[@jeremysmith54565]

Found Narnia fuck that did make me laugh pmsl nice one!

[@jeremysmith54565]

Together with him playing the fairy and you saying that, you're the one who killed me , thanks for finishing me off xD!

[@Lord_Skeptic]

So far in the closet he is meeting aslan

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Those are off two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

[@神の一手-x8v]

@@Lord_Skeptic good one lad!

[@gregod806]

Leonard Mincing LOL

[@MegaStig25]

If you think he's playing Baron Hardon you've got another think coming.

[@stephendines1936]

Leonard Mincing. What a name 🤣

[@tcoyle1950]

Gavin Nelson Prince charming """ Derek is so jealous of Gavin , love the face pulls 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@harrymcandrew1447]

3:33 ''director dont make me laugh you couldnt direct piss into a bucket ''

[@patrickhows1482]

Derek obviously expected to be cast as Prince Charming as can be seen from his expression when Gavin gets the part. Also note the Freudian slip when he refers to Leonard's role as that of Baron Hard-on.

[@andrewsmith4242]

Catherine Tate is absolutely brilliant.

[@andycarter1979ac]

I watch this clip all the time, and Ia am still creased over laughing it, she is amazing.

[@roryboytube]

My mother and I've been coming here for 25 years and I've never been so insulted. I find you impertinent. Come on Leonard, we're orff !

[@sean4090]

Director don’t make me laugh you couldn’t direct piss into a bucket dear lmao😂

[@newtonwhatevs]

Best line.

[@anonnymous4684]

0:22 'Step kick, step kick, hands, hands, hands, pose!' 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@tcoyle1950]

Thats my favourite bit also😂😂😂"all in the wrist dear "😂

[@JT-bs1kw]

I love the way he is shocked everyone thinks he is gay. and the way he doesn't get the world revolves around him !!! ....familiar..

[@elizabethjarram]

Derek and Garvin's conversation during the video is hilarious. LOL! "Look dear, you may like to hang your dingdong in front of others but we don't need it shoved down our throats!"

[@danielcox3152]

#JohnBarrowman lol

[@ronhamelin]

She actually says "wave your dingdong in public toilets..." 😂

[@brianrodney712]

A word or two of praise for the make-up artists..

[@fabulousmyriad267]

Later that evening, Mrs Hudson met Sherlock Holmes new room mate and asked if they would need two bedrooms...

[@StevenCasey-ft4hn]

Director? You couldn't direct piss into a bucket, dear. Thats a line I wish I thought of at one of the directors of where I once worked.

[@k4t5]

Catherine you are a legend

[@fadikhoory5350]

Imagine if he was Lauren's teacher in the sketch when she asks if the teacher's gay!

[@stikndip]

Una Stubbs: quality as ever :oDD

[@BG-wn1pl]

It's crazy when you watch it. The guy who produced 'Benidorm' is in this and many of the cast members in Benidorm too. Love it. 🎉

[@paulcafferkey865]

Just and amazing actor

[@xr6lad]

‘ you will find I take a large part’. Lol.

[@rneumeye]

He left out a... "20 years mother and I have been supporting this theater... And you come out with this?!?" 😅 Derek and his mother always support things for 20 years before he ends up "never being so insulted in all my life!" by the person or organization. 😅

[@markt1387]

Very good. Rip Una Stubbs x.

[@reinhard0069]

RIP Una Stubbs.

[@sapphireoginni5090]

who invited you to the party dear........ LMFAO

[@jeremysmith54565]

I think its because some could find it offensive (its the expression cathrine tate makes that have me in stitches partly lol) that is what makes it so funny lol, like the other commenter who said about if he was any further in the closet he'd be finding narnia killed me! I mean talk about nearly dying from laughing so hard pmsl!

[@martm216]

Yes, I've now used that line myself quite a few times, since I saw it on here.

[@DistantCousin]

So camp! LOVE it

[@spydurrs8689]

'You cant even direct p1ss into the bucket dear' 😂😂😂🤣

[@zahidzarin8557]

Proper ROFL....wonderful acting and the gags are just relentless....

[@Chompy0091]

excuse me URRsullaa...

[@teeth6556]

ShinyZubatLG I think it's "uhh Stella"

[@nicedog1]

I like Derek’s face when he hears he is the Christmas Fairy.

[@michaelkeates1954]

i usually take quite a large part if you follow my meaning haha

[@jeremysmith54565]

His face when hes told hes the fairy pmsl

[@handsoffmycactus2958]

Who dear? You dear? Gay dear? Yes dear I can well believe it 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelkeates1954]

and to think i've bent over backwards for you lot

[@johnthorne3475]

Michael Keates lol what on Earth are you Insinuating 😁😁

[@Leo-xq9mt]

@Flibbertigibbet6 good catch 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanjordan7472]

Why don’t we have comedy like this anymore! 😫

[@irishravr632]

To frightened of offending the lefty snowflake brigade.

[@kaysmith8992]

I cannot believe how utter shite comedy has become the last few years.

[@fingerscrossed2453]

Snowflakes

[@paschallehany369]

@@irishravr632 Don't be silly. No one would care.

[@jaimecoutanche5977]

Woke means no joke

[@amandarose2991]

I absolutely lourrve Derek!😄

[@ThomasHarding1990]

"Who dear? You dear? Gay dear? YES dear" LOL.

[@toneybucket2051]

LUV this as a gay man myself but not as flambouant as "she" was a really funny piss take on "sensitive" camp being outrageous loved it !!!!!!!

[@ellie1597]

How anyone got these scenes filmed is beyond me 😂😭

[@davidbaber5445]

Absolutely amazingly adorable .....

[@c2wak]

"I usually take quite a large part, hahahahaha"

[@johnthorne2271]

how very dare you lol ,,

[@nickwalter9630]

Rip Una.

[@angelamartin5003]

Fabulous sketch.

[@nathannelson8713]

How very dare you!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@martinpugchin630]

Besmerched! Such a good word! And those sharp bird like movements with the top front teeth protruding! You dear gay dear yes dear I can quite believe it

[@tcoyle1950]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CorbalianVoss]

3:14 - this took me OUT! 😂😂😂

[@BenGraham496]

Come on Leonard Were Off! How Very Dare You!

[@BOLLOCKS1968]

One of the only times she didn't say ... 25 years my Mother and I have been coming here and you come out with this! I find you impertinent, how very, very dare you 😂😂😂

[@mikehudson8884]

Derek and Nan the best characters...

[@abihall3218]

Mike Hudson ikr

[@alexjones1985]

Mike Hudson what if they met up in a sketch. Nan "Ohh, you probably know my grandson Jamie and 'is 'friend' Tom, don't ya!" Derek " I beg your pardon? What on earth are you insinuating?!" Nan "Oh, take a f...in' chill pill. Ahahahaha!"

[@vanessaeden8174]

My favourite character

[@markpeers44]

IIIII BEG YOUUUURRR PARDON?! 😂

[@peterdavies2960]

I’d love to see The Inbetweeners interacting with Derek Faye 😂 “Are you bent?” “Gay dear o dear me dear no dear!” “U BUMDER!!!” “How very dare you!!!”

[@kevankoya]

I just love this sketch. 😂😂

[@terrylick5908]

come on lenard we're off.😂😂😂😂👍

[@Misterpopkiller]

who dear, you dear, gay dear, YES dear XD

[@sophieshaw1530]

Beg pardon😂😂 how very dare you 😐

[@boonestead4812]

i like how Leonard never talks.just takes his leave with Derek.

[@MegaStig25]

Who dear, you dear gay dear yes dear I can well believe it

[@queencaitlinsparkle2001]

I'm pretty sure I recognise the man at the end with the curly hair, if I remember correctly. He was in Doctor Who, and he plays a character named David from episode Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead:)

[@Pidove727]

It's the BBC, almost all the actors have been in Who at some point :p

[@Williamz177UK]

That look he gives her at 1:54 is absolutely rib tickling 🤣🤣

[@skudlugs]

Great comedy, laughed so much.

[@kittykitkat4968]

He's playing the Fairy, this show is so funny. Nan character is the best

[@nikashby6363]

My favourite character ...... Catherine, MORE DERECK PLZ 🙏🏿 😅😅😅😅

[@stewartfraser2574]

This could have been a fly on the wall documentary. Una Stubbs of course is brilliant.

[@rafaelgamma07]

Rip Una Stubbs

[@stephendines1936]

Derek usually plays a large part.

[@10538overture]

On the bright side, now Judy gets to be The Christmas Fairy AND Baron Hard-on.

[@maxfrasier]

Miss Catherine Tate show

[@NP-jb6mc]

What on EARTH are you insinuating?

[@icdas7158]

Oh one of my fav sketches

[@petea1918]

Worked with a guy like Derek when I was a community carer. This guy was a colleague. Many of our elderly service users would talk about him from years before…they always said they thought he was gay. This guy was married and camp as a roe of tents lol. I’m gay and could tell he was gay. His wife must of been in denial…silly b! Lol lol

[@traceyoliver1002]

Reminds me of my ex husband

[@martm216]

Who dear? Him dear? Gay dear? NO dear?!

[@mattdavies7398]

25 years my mother and I have known your ex-husband

[@ButWhatIfItIs]

@@mattdavies7398 and this is the thanks you both get? Well I for one find him impertinent.

[@Monbloid1963]

Uncle Derek is the best! So funny!

[@emmacook112]

2:50 😂😂😂

[@sarahjaneclarke6614]

How very dare you