The Catherine Tate Show - Happiest Day

The Catherine Tate Show - Happiest Day

[@lordtj63]

I was a silver-service-waiter at a wedding just like this when I lived in London many years ago. The Bride got up to say what was only meant to be a few words, but she rambled on with a tirade of abuse and snide remarks (and she wasn't even drunk). After what seemed like an age, she finally finished by saying "And I would like to say a big thank you to my mother in law, who is 'Bella Magazines Slimmer of the year' and I have to say shes just as fat now as she was when she started the fucking thing"... with that, one of the bridesmaids got up and smacked the bride across the face with a bouquet of flowers, and then the whole thing became bun fight at the Ok Corral.. the headwaiter started shouting to us "get all the knives and forks off the table, off the table - NOW".. I think he was foreseeing them all stabbing each other.. haha, a crazy day, but fond memories.

[@emilychb6621]

Headwaiter got his priorities straight. That's a veteran.

[@aria2184]

Terry Mastriantonio that’s Britain for you 😂

[@susanhilton3436]

Brill story, I was a silver service waitress and we had some great insights into people's lives that thought they were better than us mere servants

[@olympicsongcontest7117]

@@susanhilton3436 I believe the word is commoner

[@arniecalang4583]

I need to see this in a movie

[@mickos_]

I would love to attend a wedding like this. I would be on the floor laughing.

[@lilgreeneyesp637]

Would be the funniest wedding in the history of weddings. .hahahahaa. ..the more I've watched this..I got to say the funny it gets ,I'm typing literally got tears laughin..

[@jetnight88]

Disrespectful

[@notbill08]

I have been to weddings like this! You cringe and laugh at the same time 🤣😬

[@brankenflowery8416]

Same.

[@CelesticCF]

It's only funny when you're not that close to the bride or groom. It's painful when you're family or a friend 😅

[@MrDavydanko]

"I shall let you be the judge of that because, I know how much you all love judging" omg😂

[@gambacherkalbenstein]

😂 i died

[@underneonloneliness2]

Very true though because most weddings would involve everyone judging.

[@JohnZaabi]

ONE BIG THING IN COMMON... 'It's not what you're thinking because I'm including John in there' best one liner

[@Estie_cz]

Is it my turn now? Don't touch me...! :D LOL

[@CommonUnity]

OMG This was where they shot John's wedding scene in Sherlock as well!!!

[@eleishaharvey4509]

Common Unity umm no it’s not

[@Dylan-go2hi]

I swear to god, every wedding scene in British television was shot in this very room (Sherlock, Peep Show, Life is Short, That Mitchell and Webb Look)

[@alotofwank]

@@Dylan-go2hi possibly just similar set design; perhaps it's unambiguously symbolic of a type of place or ritual that is commonly recognizable as a component of british marriage customs; similar to the phenomenon of tv courtrooms in any given region always having more or less the same design, or at least including similar stereotypical features as a matter of convention, possibly because the public are assumed to need all the help they can get understanding what is going on, and it makes it easier if portrayal of various common elements of the local culture always conforms to some convention that the public have arbitrarily come to expect;

[@Octopetala]

@@Dylan-go2hi iirc all those shows are affiliated (or the like) with the BBC so i wouldn't be surprised

[@toma6829]

I wonder if they served Gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt

[@TXL-BER]

Now that’s the way to kick off a new life together! Where does the marriage go from there? The looks of horror on the faces of the guests are priceless.

[@technobhoy]

Absolutely brilliant catherine tate is a genius...

[@kevindarkstar]

Mmm I'm not sure I'd go that far

[@ElvarMasson]

I don't think anyone cares, Kevin

[@phatngo6691]

@@kevindarkstar bet she aint bovvered innit? Funny how judgy people turned out to be the most unsuccessful in life

[@HoneeMustard]

wow, I never knew a man could be so emasculated in just one speech under ten minutes xD poor guy haha I love catherine tate she's great

[@jamesdelatour2266]

“To me, and all who sail in me” 🤣

[@poundlandvodka]

Let the ginger babies be born.

[@ThomasHarding1990]

''They're all at home, gnawing on a turnip'' LOL.

[@VulcanDetective]

This is what happens when Donna gets married for a forth time...

[@ButWhatIfItIs]

I'm a former bulimic and the Susan line floored me too lol

[@crazyrabbitbob]

ive been to several boring weddings in my time and i wish the brides had done a speech like this

[@susangloag4401]

Best bride's speech ever 🤣🤣

[@Sawrattan]

"Unless you count they all wore shoes" and the way she laughs at the end 😂❤

[@Batmandabomb]

Ginger babies at home gnawing on a turnip..... It killed me

[@HelenHish]

Getting married any other way than drunk is just stupid

[@niallragnarsson]

"my father in law, James. who i know is very proud to here that his baby boy has married such a free-loading, ginger gippo." xD

[@pwareham61]

She's the best thing to happen in comedy for many a year.

[@alexandergrosvenor1043]

All the men I’ve been with, did all have one big thing in common-and it’s not what you’re thinking, I’m including John in this! Just priceless. Best wedding speech ever!!

[@joseph0998]

“Do you know any ginger people?” I god dam love that lol

[@JackxDaniel4Life]

man,,, Im ginger. lol this was AWESOME because i dont have friends xD its totally true we are to open minded people cant put p with us :] ROCK ON GINGER KIDS ROCK ON!

[@Natashahoneypot]

I'm ginger and it's true 😓

[@GenevieveThornton]

Natashahoneypot aww, it’s okay...here’s some more sunblock 🧴

[@thegreenbastard5171]

Cartman says none of you have souls

[@gambacherkalbenstein]

"oh for god's sake, i'm gonna marry" CUT "oh i had 39 men in 15 active years ... i just wish i could remember what number john was" CUT "i remember when we met ... me ... and ... him" ...wiser words have never been spoken...

[@briyarose5815]

Actual footage of me at my wedding

[@bar10ml44]

Briya Rose Have you sobered up yet😱

[@gambacherkalbenstein]

lovely! and so graceful!

[@TheCrippledEgg]

I think she said "and all who sailed in me".

[@neilharrison7555]

BRILLIANT! I hadn't seen this before, and it is just unbelievably funny. She manages to "have a go" at everyone...so no-one feels left out! Great stuff!

[@MrSweetlife92]

this is amazing. she says nearly everything on her mind and is so truthful it ends her wedding.. ''tragically''. this is hilarious!!

[@dannni17x]

I would love to go to something like this I wouldn’t want to leave…I’d be in hysterics🤣😢🤣

[@atrixa1991]

You'd have thought someone would have led her away after about 4 minutes...

[@Tails19950]

those 6 dislikes must be Gingers at home but have no Turnips to gnaw on :P

[@Jupiterprince20]

if I were there I would be drinking and laughing with her haha

[@basedbattledroid3507]

As an Aussie, I've gotta say; She fuckin' nailed the accent!!

[@stratman9449]

yeah...she's nailed everbody and thing else too....

[@Estie_cz]

"They all did have one big thing in common. And it's not what you're thinking because I'm including John in this" OUCH! Painful XD

[@gambacherkalbenstein]

i didn't get it, could explain it, please?

[@Cynof08]

Sweet God I might end up going to a wedding like this in a couple years! O.o

[@oralala1]

one two one two my mother-in-laws so fat

[@melaniescott8204]

I just wish I could remember what number John was 😂

[@Zuernaxashyr]

🤣 I love Catherine! This whole scene is hilarious!

[@helengillespie143]

Catherine Tate is brilliant in this sketch. Her slurred speech, and tactless comments were spot on.

[@nacht98]

yes she reminds Jennifer Saunders here!

[@jimp4170]

She owes a great debt to F&S, I think.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

I honestly felt like I was there. 🤣

[@foxopossum]

Holy cow she’s funny!!!!! 😆

[@Whateverhappened_to_Fay_Wray]

Has to be the best one-off sketch of her's! well written and authentic.

[@CourtneyPielok]

''They're all at home, gnawing on a turnip'' Lmao

[@eddpower5425]

Omg 😂😂. My nerves are gone 😂😂. "Don't talk about the bulimacs. 😂😂.

[@portishphonic]

Comedy gold.

[@dontsubscribejustleave9798]

Avery wife:"Dont tech me!!!"😭😂😂😂

[@KHRRTP]

That must indeed be her happiest day :)

[@MattBeardless]

the ginger joke ACTUALLY MADE ME ROFL. XD

[@shandysouth]

Reason why I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER GET MARRIED...............

[@LemonPencilGirl]

no it doesn't sound weird to me, i know what you mean =) there's something endearing about her, and also the fact that she is so talented too at both acting and comedy.

[@Love0me0dearly]

I'm ginger and i thought the ginger bit was quite funny =)

[@JulieWallis1963]

Everyonelovesmusic me too. Especially the “empty bottles of sunblock “

[@breedakennedy3182]

Hell to f**k**g bits! All hail Tate! Genius

[@CityPriestess]

"a toast to me and all who..." what? Unintelligible. This is brilliant though

[@Sawrattan]

CityPriestess "and all who sail in me"

[@ffm60313]

this is a lars von trier movie!

[@cocochanelleke]

@myLastTears Another brilliant sketch from Tate & Co., thanks for sharing .

[@jarradt08thomasmlg20]

At last i think she's drunk enough.

[@melaniet6889]

Weddings without booze are pathetic. Reasons why I don't go to receptions at churches.

[@JadeJohnsonheyjade]

unless you count; They All Wore Shoes

[@benchaple-perrie3470]

the brilliance of Carherine Tate 😍

[@Jenna304]

One of the best sketches ever!!!

[@CourtneyPielok]

Is it my turn now? Don't touch me. LOL

[@bwazi24]

this is way too funny-

[@jpgoldblatt]

Empty bottles of sunblock!

[@wren9463]

everything you wish you could say

[@merrystory]

10 people are gingers.

[@chriscalvert5887]

She's as enthusiastic about getting married as I am

[@clacclackerson3678]

Very very good. Shame about the laugh track.

[@gummybear788]

aaw poor guy xx

[@imnotnobody]

She is every man's dream.

[@jozina1]

When I see this I ask myself, does this ever happen in real life?

[@staceykersting705]

Quite often!

[@judeevans7308]

Probably lol

[@marcybasco802]

Im just wondering when the tardis will beem her up

[@nataliehelferty5683]

Catherine Tate as her Grandmother on her father's side.

[@anyaskoromnovaya39]

How his family didnt wanted ginger kids of her

[@mrscashmorrisey1702]

Gosh, this woman is so talented.

[@tomfake8389]

I am a red hair and it all true what she says

[@sandymartyn5410]

I would like to first apologise for my husbands boring story!

[@MsLin1974]

When u look like mick Hucknall crying 🤣🤣

[@helendaly41]

They've cut the end off

[@TheatreCritic]

They're off to a good start.

[@LemonPencilGirl]

yeh i mean wikipedia calls him her 'partner' but that doesn't necessarily mean they're not married I guess cuz I think she keeps her personal life pretty private... who knows? =) what do you mean by her family background?

[@notthedoctor8621]

39 liasons is 39 encounters which for a thirty something year old is almsot 2 times per year which is not a lot for an adult. I suppose they meant partners. Lol I've seen this before, too funny

[@laurahall5218]

Are you kidding??? Omg!

[@ThePaxtonProductions]

They just didn't want ginger kids!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheTotallyMe]

Is It My Turn Now! Dont Touch Me!!!!!!! x

[@Martdiva1979]

0:42 1:03 3:21 5:19

[@JoTheAnomaly]

well, i didn't know you were a girl, but i still love you because you like Dr. Who, so HA! :)

[@MrSweetlife92]

THIS IS SIMPY THE BEST SKETCH EVER, HILARIOUS

[@Housebuzz]

all that sail in her...is what is said about the launching of a ship

[@kevinhennessy1615]

Not My Johnny 🤣 He Just Kept Banging Away 🤣😂🤣

[@nyatime8641]

1:25 IS THAT GAVIN OFF GAVIN AND STACY I SEE OR AM I IMAGINING IT!?!

[@ButWhatIfItIs]

Matt Horne was a regular character in her show. You should check her sketches as Nan. She's a two faced swearing old granny and he's her pious, PC grandson lol

[@aversivespider]

@@ButWhatIfItIs and Ryan, Laurens on/off boyfriend

[@forgivenpride]

john is so cute xD

[@MsrAlaindeFerrier]

She's the best

[@anyaskoromnovaya39]

Does she have a type?

[@anyaskoromnovaya39]

A toast for her and PV she will act appropriate of course.

[@anyaskoromnovaya39]

That remind me of husbands family never believe me now i need to meet him to prove my goal in Russia.

[@scouser2010ify]

This is hilarious 😂😂

[@sandihagger6478]

Love this hilarious 😂