Malal's offering to Talos: Hey kid wanna kill some chaos gods?
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
Talos: “you had me at ‘kill’”
@HerpDerp2310 ай бұрын
Perty would be game!!
@Ghost321010 ай бұрын
@@HerpDerp23 Perty would try to force them into Daemon Engines just so that he can flex on the Necrons that he didn't need to split them into shards in order to turn them into God Pokémon.
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
@@Ghost3210I’d pay to see that
@cesare_13029 ай бұрын
@@Ghost3210that sounds so metal
@Ghost321010 ай бұрын
You know you are on a strange path when Rotten Santa is the only one not having any gift to offer you.
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
🧟♂️ < 🦇
@HerpDerp2310 ай бұрын
And I thought grandpa nurgle loved everyone
@gasmonkey100010 ай бұрын
If Nurgle has offered him something, combined with the others, Talos could've become a champion of Chaos Undivided, which is both extremely powerful and rare.
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
@@gasmonkey1000 I think his experience with Vandred had definitely soured him to the idea of any Chaos, even an offer of that magnitude was tarnished to him.
@gasmonkey100010 ай бұрын
@@Alpharegon Yeah. Vandread isn't exactly who you'd want on your marketing team no matter how evil you are
@Kenj109010 ай бұрын
Nurgle: "Guys, why am I in on this call? I already told you I don't want this guy." Tzeentch: "Dude, just do the thing..." Nurgle: "{sigh} Alright, Fine! Let's get this over with. Hey, Human! You want to hang with me?" Talos: "Fuck you!" Nurgle: "Yeah, you too. Alright I'm out. Peace!✌️"
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
😂 “this meeting could have been an email…”
@whoopintootin9 ай бұрын
Understandable have a great day.
@ghoulldan39889 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheMC11029 ай бұрын
At least Nurgle was smart enough to know that there's no point in tempting Talos.
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Nurgle seems to be the most pragmatic 🧟♂️
@andreasmuller46669 ай бұрын
@@Alpharegon and realistic, amusingly enough.
@Marbo12f10 ай бұрын
Its impressive the Chaos gods deigned to speak to him so plainly. Probably would have been more polite with those refusals, but that's just me. The Chaos gods have a track record of taking barbs from impudent mortals in stride. Suppose they know the game isn't over until its over. Khorne is probably the oddest experience, saying the catch-phrase of worshippers.
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
Game respects game! 😎😅
@mharri900810 ай бұрын
Often times the gods like those that refuse them the most. Bit boring corrupting a sure thing. It’s even a thing that if your too much of a simp for them they’ll turn you into a spawn for being so spineless
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
@@mharri9008 playing hard to get 😎😅
@lalas35909 ай бұрын
@@mharri9008 Exactly - Fabius Bile straight up says to Slaanesh' face that it's just a sentient Warp Storm, and Slaanesh is like "Yesss,my favorite little alchemist is at it again!"
@andreasmuller46669 ай бұрын
@@lalas3590 yeah well, considering how much of a switch Slaanesh is, it probably got more than a few pleassure shivers out of that conversation.
@rampage75_254 ай бұрын
To imagine Abaddon has to do this literally everyday gives you a whole new look on the Warmaster
@ivarramirezpaulsen8212Ай бұрын
All hail the warmaster🛐
@rampage75_25Ай бұрын
@@ivarramirezpaulsen8212 the stressed out CEO of chaos
@oogwaywifi19389 ай бұрын
In my opinion, this was one of the coolest parts of the entire book, especially Nurgle’s reaction as the book makes Tzeentch and Slaanesh all sound so desperate while Nurgle is just remarkably cold when he states that he knows that he will not yield to him.
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Even Khorne gets desperate which surprised me when I read it. Nurgle knows a lost cause when he sees one.
@Polmax23129 ай бұрын
Nurgle, among other things, is the god of despair. He cherishes those who are desperate and hopeless. Imagine yourself on a sinking submarine, in a room without light, and water level rising, leaving smaller and smaller pocket of air to breathe. And when you made your last breath, when your lungs are filled with the toxic exhaust of your body, then you are desperate enough to call for His blessing, which frees you from the chains of flesh. Suddenly, you can breathe, you can even see. And you no longer need the world above to exist, and the eternal gratitude fiils you, becase He is a caring God. And you are his beloved.
@TheKriegsmen9 ай бұрын
Talia uses his neutral special: “Fuck Off”
@TheKriegsmen9 ай бұрын
Talos
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
@brooklynkeith287710 ай бұрын
Slanesshi nightlords ? Chaotically delicious
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
What a combo. I identify as chaotically delicious.
@timothywillox85649 ай бұрын
Cyrion?
@throughtfulbrawelergaming66699 ай бұрын
Just found this on recommandation and oh boy it was absolutely amazingly voice acting work. Hearing Talos and the 4 chaos gods (Tzeetch, Nurgle, Slannesh, and Khorne) are truely terrifyingly and spot on. 👏
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Thank you! That honestly means a lot. It can be pretty tricky doing multiple voices all next to each other by myself 😅
@KingBuilder5259 ай бұрын
Talos: There is nothing you can offer me, now that I have achieved Chim. Chaos Gods: What the hell is Chi- Talos: LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS STORMCROWN, BORN OF THE NORTH; WHERE MY BREATH IS LONG WINTER. I BREATHE NOW IN ROYALTY, AND RESHAPE THIS LAND WHICH IS MINE. I DO THIS FOR YOU RED LEGION, FOR I LOVE YOU!! In all seriousness, this is very well done!
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Thanks dude! 😅
@cesare_13029 ай бұрын
This is gold. White gold in fact XDXD
@memesofwarhemmer70769 ай бұрын
Funny how khorn likes him even though he is Psycher meanwhile nurgle here acting more like khorn than actual khorn 🤣
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
I think Khorne loves how much blood our boy spills 😂
@maciejsz91577 ай бұрын
talos isn't a psyker, his foresight isn't warp related, (spoilers) it's actually caused by his geneseed.
@ninnoofthelastunicorn9 ай бұрын
I took Nurgle's refusal of Talos due to what Talos is on this moment: Hope. Nurgle knows those who still hold out hope are closer to what Tzeentch can offer, a true chance to change. Bu change and hope come from many forms. But not matter the form, it's hated by Nurgle
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
When even Nurgle says “ew… no” 😅
@nunuonroad9969Ай бұрын
Just read the ommibus, what a great character
@shdwmnkyx9 ай бұрын
Uzas is the most Tragic Character in this series.
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
He fought both the enemy and his demons to the very end. A true son in midnight clad ✊🦇
@jeremyhess79779 ай бұрын
@@AlpharegonA true son of the 8th would not have been tempted by the gods in the first place, and responded as Talos had. Uzas was tempted. Uzas submitted. Uzas failed.
@u.a.perfectace7786Ай бұрын
^ @@jeremyhess7977
@ANGLRMZ9 ай бұрын
I just discovered your chanel and i can only say that i love it, you have a great voice for acting, keep the good work. Ave Dominus Nox!!!!
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Thank you mate, more on the way! 🙏
@davebowman90009 ай бұрын
Love the details to each voice!
@andreasmuller46669 ай бұрын
Kinda funny how Nurgle was the realistic one of them.
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
He is inevitable, nothings urgent for him 🧟♂️
@blackknight-oz8bi11 күн бұрын
Good work my brother we don't need the gods to wage our war against the imperium
@Indigious9 ай бұрын
Nurgel being dismissive makes alot of sense, he was never a proactive god
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
He has allllllll the time 🧟♂️
@Warlock7869 ай бұрын
This was a fun Novel to read.
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Such a good trilogy!
@Amaranth6327 ай бұрын
I though Khorne's voice was more darker and deeper
@HerpDerp2310 ай бұрын
Yes!
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
👊
@pestilentanger2 ай бұрын
talos: you guys fake as hell man
@TheCreativeTap10 ай бұрын
So rad
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Ha! Thanks!
@owenpetrie21389 ай бұрын
Did...khorn just scare i nightlord ??
@omegamark91789 ай бұрын
Khorne ain't no joke lol
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Our angry boi 😈
@TheAlexRhodes3 ай бұрын
They showed him visions in the books, but those are not narrated in this video.
@Turnil32110 ай бұрын
why does Nurgle hate him?
@Alpharegon10 ай бұрын
It’s never confirmed, but I believe it’s because Nurgle represented most of what Talos had come to resent about the Legion, and Nurgles gifts were nothing valued by Talos.
@MrFusionCube7 ай бұрын
@@Alpharegon Out of pure interest, what do you think that Nûrgle's gifts would have been? Besides the usual stuff?
@richardvaldes39599 ай бұрын
Interesting
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
A rare glimpse of the big 4 together!
@shadowdoomdread23 күн бұрын
but what if they try to tempt Talos from elder Scrolls.
@Raoulelcuervo9 ай бұрын
I am new to Warhammer 40 k, so may I ask who Talos is?
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
He’s a Night Lord, whose primarch was Konrad Kurze. He’s the leader of First Claw; a prominent squad from the Night Lords legion. I would highly reccomend the Omnibus - Nightlords by Aaron Demski-Bowden, which this excerpt is from.
@Raoulelcuervo9 ай бұрын
@@Alpharegon interesting 🤔
@Raoulelcuervo7 ай бұрын
Soooo, did Talos turn against the Imperium or did he remain loyal to it?
@inwit5945 ай бұрын
He's a Night Lord. He turned against the Imperium because his father did, but his father only turned against the Imperium because he hated the Emperor. He had absolutely no love for Chaos at all, and resisted it to the very end. The Night Lords are traitor marines, but not true chaos space marines... at least, most of them.
@martinramirez18563 ай бұрын
Against
@shadowgod17979 ай бұрын
out of all the chaos gods tzeentch scare me the most he is unpredictable as f
@Alpharegon9 ай бұрын
Everything he says is both true and a lie…
@SamanthaSchnitzler10 ай бұрын
That was amazing, I can’t believe it’s all just you! 🥸