The Chap's Guide to the Royal Wedding

Our favourite anarcho-dandyists at The Chap magazine spell out the correct etiquette for the nation's big celebration. Absinthe at the ready!

[@MisterSharp]

More splendidity chaps! Top show....and who on Earth is disliking this?

[@DLWELD]

This is all very well, but where are our favourite anarcho-dandyists with the latest royal wedding - we need an update - what are the chappist protocols? Assistance please. Are trebour mints still de rigueur? I still have some from the last wedding, (gone off a bit) and need to know before splashing out for more.

[@lucridis]

Surely you approach the wedding by not going and enjoying the day off

[@EnglishCad]

Weddings are like krypton for Cads and must be avoided at all costs. As any self respecting Cad should know it's the hen night that one needs an invite to. This obviously is a problem for a chap, but a Cad is ever resourceful. A fiendish plan needs to be hatched. Even if it means having to don 'some like it hot' apparel to slip through the security net. No mercy can be shown toward tipsy brides maids. With luck you will feel totally disgusted with yourself come morning. Splendid!

[@cybersociedadebrasil101]

very nice.

[@shinra18]

A tricorne'! most splendid.

[@inamerica55585]

@KingArthurseaton I think it has more to do with that the constitutional monarchies have gotten through a longer history than the republics. China is still getting used to being a modern country, and North Korea and Iran are republics in name only.

[@decidelynot]

@decidelynot Terribly sorry, this was addressed to MonarchistPipeBrit, below, and not to this estimable "movie".

[@srr1982]

No jackets chaps?!

[@john3000931]

@CALDWELLisGOD And with an elected official and a family that's been trusted and respected for years creates a balance of power which other countries don't have, which is quite logical.

[@seehispugnosedface]

Adoration of the Royal Family is too frightfully common.

[@jimmymcclukcluk]

The French.

[@SethCornwall]

Gustav is somewhat wooden I must say. Overall however, top-hole.

[@john3000931]

@CALDWELLisGOD Making the transition from a constitutional monarchy to a republic could have dire ramifications to the UK.without the Queen any tyrant could gain absolute power.eg Oliver Cromwell.And without a Monarch to tie the nations of this country together think of what could happen to the UK.even though the Monarchy may not fully understand,they do their bit i.e taking a train during the recession,while the priminster fly to a meeting 'bout global warming instead of using video calls.

[@koshfu]

I once got sent a picture of a 'chap' front cover, the idea did not amuse me and I did not go forth to find where I could buy a copy. This video did not amuse me either, the comedic acting is appalling and does more harm than good towards your magazine. Why this is featured on youtube's homepage baffles me.

[@john3000931]

@CALDWELLisGOD And praise what ever greedy tyrannt of a ppolitician that gains power , I'm glad that we have a family that for centuries has represented it's people