The Chaperone | Wrestling With Wregret

This week, a special friend drops by to help Brian Zane review Triple H's magnum opus, THE CHAPERONE!
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[@QuicklimeTime]

Triple H is in charge of a bunch of hyperactive and obnoxious young folk, and this redeems him from a bunch of despicable stuff he's done in the past. But enough about NXT. Here's The Chaperone!

[@19fable]

Take my upvote you have earned it

[@negaducksays9368]

*slow clap*

[@BrokeNerfing]

Wakka wakka wakka

[@raym.778]

Brilliant.

[@kylemcmullan2929]

@@19fable r/foundthereddituser

[@George-my3qv]

CM Punk: “I actually have a clip from a big time movie star, No that movie star isn’t you in the chaperone.” Triple H: “How was your movie btw? I missed it” CM Punk: “oh mine was great, it went straight to DVD just like yours” This is the only reason I remember this movie 😂😂

[@andrewilliams4180]

I know right thanks to punk memorable moment

[@Rosario_Verano]

LOL I remember in 2011 they promoted the shit out of this movie.

[@mupo1811]

could not agree more. I have never seen 1 scene of this garbage until now and did not know about it, except for the time Cm punk shat all over it

[@juliooquendo220]

Classic cm PUNK it was so funny

[@George-my3qv]

Can’t forget when Punk also said “I want WWE films to immediately start production on CM Punk The Movie. You can call it ‘The Chaperone 2’ except, mine will be funny, entertaining, and successful.”

[@wstine79]

Triple H as Thor would've given Thanos the pedigree.

[@Danfrombackhome]

HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!

[@bertrodriguez2135]

And Thanos would've no sold it like UW...

[@Kobra6510]

And then he buried him with a shovel.

[@TAK1997]

Onto a shovel.

[@travismcdonald6576]

wstine79 He would have buried Tony Stark after he stole Pepper Potts to move up in the company.

[@EmoEmu]

HHH could never be Thor. He'd demand to go over on anyone named Hulk.

[@EmoEmu]

@The Wrestler Read it again. Slower.

[@SuperPeterok]

He meant Marvel jobber Hulk not the GOAT Hulk Hogan.

[@Infocrumbs]

“Our film opens where it belongs, in prison”😂😂

[@gamingwithraiy5058]

Ya *Preson * love the speeling

[@MovieEggman]

And that joke alone is funnier than anything in the movie.

[@alishastephenson1437]

Speaking as a former teenaged girl around that time period, yes she probably is wearing zipper-tab earrings.

[@deathcon6261]

@Rich Affinito Or she became a adult in the eight years between this movie and today.

[@aztecwrrior1997]

That was a thing oh boy

[@rocknfnroll]

How can someone look so much like Sam Roberts and not actually be Sam Roberts

[@DMgrue1996]

Sam who? Anyways takeover was great guys. That womans title match. right?

[@jem10702]

Sammy bran muffins!!

[@JagerLange]

Fuck Sam Roberts.

[@ThomasBahamas]

Looks like Sam Roberts & Cumia’s love child

[@wcoleman99]

Well I think ofntue O&A bit where they talk about the retarded lookalike siblings of celebrities

[@Roofiemartini]

The bus driver is actually Matt Riddle.

[@erinmsomers]

Bro!!

[@RoyStantz]

Acutally, I thought that bus driver looked like a mix between Paul London and Tommy Wiseau.

[@SaveUsDCS2003]

Brooooooo!

[@aztecwrrior1997]

@@RoyStantz tommy wiseau..... WHOS THAT

[@andrewcarothers7438]

I’ve been really depressed lately. I’ve been down and just not wanting to do anything. And this video legit made me laugh for the first time in so long. And I just wanted to say thank you Brian Zane for making such well done, honest, funny videos.

[@feministssuck4439]

WHAT DO YOU DO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND REALIZE YOU WERE GOING TO BE YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 😆😆😆😆🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@robertturner2210]

Damn Zane you got that Triple H impersonation down!

[@scarface910]

"ZANEUHHH"

[@devanzojones]

The terror is RIZING in this movie!

[@alexisdesmall95]

-applause-

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

Bravo yo!

[@cjthehaasman9954]

Could you do a video on Mick foley in TNA?

[@micahjohnsonboxing6409]

That be great.

[@edgymcedgelord5297]

Top 8 legends that ruined their career in TNA

[@micahjohnsonboxing6409]

@@edgymcedgelord5297 that's too negative and WWE fanboyish.

[@speedy932key4]

EDGY McEDGELORD ric flair should be number one on that list in my opinion

[@Carlos_Tacos]

@Mike Bushnell Your comment is totally not an exaggeration

[@BenjaTyron420]

I love this channel. I found him recently and probably is the best wrestling channel in youtube

[@RandalfElVikingo]

Of course, he is Jim Cornette's son ;)

[@allelitefigures1283]

I'm Mr. Bradstone I'm the Chaperone I'm Bad to the Bone I got Muscles Like Stone Anyone Seen my Trombone? E.T. Phone Home

[@krazyhatter6479]

It would be hella funny if Scotty from South Park would of said those lines I'm Mr Br---bbbrr---bbbrraaadstone You get the idea

[@rambofan334]

Triple H is the rapper Eminem is too afraid to diss.

[@PlatinumRoseLady]

Having a scene from "Empire" in the middle of all of this swill just makes it HURT WORSE. Thanks Brian.

[@Dynaman21]

HHH really thought he could have been Thor after The Chaperone. Sorry, but we got lucky.

[@MrDp115]

OMG imagine him with the Avengers. The Thor franchise would be.... Something.

[@Dynaman21]

Paul Phoenix Less successful. Just imagine Thor Ragnarok with HHH trying to do the comedy Hemsworth did. He can’t. Wrestling promos and skits are different from actual acting.

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

@@Dynaman21 #FACTS

[@tacothebreator]

but imagine him yelling bring me thanos

[@1997lordofdoom]

@@Dynaman21 Maybe HHH would have made Thor Ragnarok good.

[@DinobotTM2]

"Poor's man Adam Levine"... Is there a good version of Adan Levine?

[@ArtGuyCharlie]

Fun fact, there's a terrible artist that works for Marvel named Greg Land who traces real life photographs for 90% of his "art" and he's often traced promo pics of HHH for Thor.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

Sounds like a lot of fun lol

[@RoyStantz]

Hey Zane, this isn't the only film Triple H did in 2011; he also starred in Inside Out (not the Pixar one) alongside his Blade: Trinity co-star Parker Posey. You should review that someday, and maybe thrown in some gags about getting the two Inside Out films mixed up, and which WWE wrestlers could easily play the emotions. Also, that very same year, Yeardley Smith also appeared in the Garry Marshall ensemble comedy known as New Year's Eve, sharing a scene with Josh Duhamel a.k.a. Captain Lennox from Michael Bay's Transformers.

[@guillermosierracuellar9812]

Triple H How was your movie I missed Cm punk: my went straight to dvd just like yours

[@ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL]

Great minds think alike. XD

[@monsterjambrony]

I was just going to say “What coincidencidental timing!”

[@aztn19]

It’s must’ve been a Maracle that both reviews of this bland stinker came out at the same time!

[@thatguy3718]

@@aztn19 BOOOO

[@williamlewis8433]

@ Christian miracle you should. Sin this s*** out of this movie

[@ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL]

Actually, I did 2 days before this video was released. Episode 405

[@darincorbin347]

I never noticed the abundance of GTA in this film.

[@SteeleZack]

This movie seems like it was a idea pitched to Hulk Hogan 25 years ago, I might be just seeing the similarities to both "Santa with Muscles" and "Mr. Nanny".

[@urbanviking9147]

You should do knucklehead with Big Show or wrong side of town with RVD and Batista

[@redbigun]

12:32 Photoshop?! I think I created that character in WWF No Mercy.

[@whitemamba24xe98]

"I want WWE studios to IMMEDIATELY start production on CM Punk the Movie. You can call it the Chaperone 2, except mine will be funny, entertaining, and Successful."- CM Punk- 2011

[@TheGreekPianist]

I actually liked The Chaperone as a comedy/drama/action family film. I enjoyed the plot of a troubled, criminal father who does everything he can to reconnect with his family, and make things up for his daughter. Triple H did a great job! 😁👍

[@peglegwally]

"It was his penis" omg Zane that was awesome. Your super funny dude. Thanks for the great vids man.

[@mfrost228]

I’m convinced that WWE Studios is a tax shelter for the larger corporation, they just crank out a shit movie or two a year, and get those sweet write offs. No one cares if these things actually turn a profit, probably better if they don’t.

[@muddfoot69]

Some of these WWE movies were garbage. However, we did like the one that the Big Show was in as an MMA fighter that had to save an orphanage or something...he has some true comedy ability. Thoughts on a top 10 WWE/WWF movies of all time?

[@thekidfromiowa]

Knucklehead

[@muddfoot69]

Yeah that’s the one

[@anonym58063]

Knucklehead wouldve been better if not for a shitload of fart jokes

[@thehorrorhound6575]

muddfoot69 well I actually liked the first see no evil with Kane.

[@brianadkins3880]

Why do you want to torture poor Brian Zane!? He's already covered The Marine movies.

[@TheCamSays]

At the start of this movie, Hunter looks just like ‘99 Janitor Jim Duggan.

[@liquidgeorge]

Picking up the TV Title!

[@1stylishdevil]

Lol. These skits crack me up. May Brian vs HHH never end.

[@zohn91]

I laughed so much in the first 3 minutes that I just went ahead and liked the video. You are the best Bryan Zane.

[@MrJackblack7]

Triple H was in Blade Trinity. We should've known it was gonna go downhill from there.

[@michaelreborn9656]

Only Triple H could pull off having a vampire Pomeranian as a pet

[@TheForeverRanger]

The only good thing about Blade Trinity is that we got Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool out of it.

[@tyrkun1624]

Pretty funny that Blade Trinity is the best movie he was in

[@rogregg29445]

The rib room never noticed that until now 😂😂😂😂

[@AndrewAnstrom]

You've seen this movie enough to where that would be a surprise?

[@rogregg29445]

Andrew The KZbin Noob what can I say I’m a glutton for punishment 😂😂

[@theluckiesteh9058]

Why didn't they make The Chaperone 2? Oh, wait....

[@anonym58063]

They did?

[@TakerKaneanite619]

Because it would have been Funny, and entertaining and successful.

[@TheMuldoonFella]

Dear god no

[@godfather71190]

www.kayfabenews.com/triple-h-threatens-to-make-the-chaperone-2/

[@AllHailKingKurt]

The miz needs a new role since he won’t be in anymore marine films.

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

Ariel Winter sure has grown since this movie.

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

#FACT

[@ToruKun1]

Ha ha! ...Double entendres.

[@redbigun]

She's down with the thiccness And has mommy issues, too, apparently.

[@D4WN0FF1R3]

@Brandon Roberts Bruh she's 21.

[@mychaeljones7526]

@@redbigun Wait that wasnt just a joke about Modern Family...

[@Seanatonin]

When I see Yearldy Smith in films, I always say "Shut up, Lisa." The only time I didn't say that, it was on her appearance in the Big Bang Theory.

[@keithbabb87]

Brian Zane, taking one for the team. Thank you my friend for putting everything out there for our entertainment. Kids dont try this at home.

[@TheFlock83]

Let’s give Yeardley Smith some credit for her stellar work in Maximum Overdrive

[@BiLLz66614]

Chaperone 9.3/10 IMDB

[@madnomad3861]

Really? lol

[@backup368]

Homer in Fant4stic: _"If you think your franchise is running on fumes, fwoo."_

[@robinblake5054]

I remember upon its release Walmart had it for $10. About a month later it was already in the $3 bin. At the same time I was seeing it in a local flea market for $1.

[@alexisdesmall95]

This would be a great crime movie if the fluff was removed.

[@jamiehoward6505]

You can say that about most movies

[@archangel2015]

Thank you Brian for your willingness to review these films so we can truly be glad we never saw them.

[@rogueprince1341]

His Triple H impression sounds alot like my James Hetfield impression.

[@gordonboone2961]

I can already imagine he’s not going to approve of this review...uh.

[@TyMarshall007]

please do a review of Marine 6 or all 12 rounds moives

[@LordRaptor]

LOL! your Triple H impersonation just gets better and better.

[@AJDaniels99]

You learn something new everyday. I never heard the rumor about Triple H being considered for Thor.

[@sheenoevil9540]

Ok thanks for this Zane, but now my childhood nostalgia for awful WWE Studios movies means that I need a Knucklehead review.

[@AllThingsInfamous1]

That triple h impersonation tho 👌

[@Djarra]

Fun Fact Stallone actually thought of doing a Thor movie with Hogan around the time of 'Rocky 3' although based on the story of Baldr (whom Stallone would have played) and in the vain of Conan. It seems Sly was unaware of the Marvel Thor.

[@ViperRob]

I saw the DVD for that in stores and laughed. I was kinda interested in what the story would be but didn't want to buy it lol so thanks for making this

[@mdkred75]

Happy Belated Birthday, Z-Man!!

[@DeckerGamingOG]

Coincidence that Christian Maracle uploaded a sins video on this movie... or is it?

[@speedy932key4]

DeckerGaming that's what I was thinking too

[@jaycerrito3142]

I thought so too

[@FriscoFlame]

Absolute Total Coincidence, we had this in the can a couple weeks

[@gamewiz720]

@bien bien *revolve

[@kingsnow3217]

DeckerGaming He is absolutely garbage.

[@AlexTheRed1985]

The triple h accent: End all sentences with eeeeeeuh. lol.

[@Billy_Carter]

Happy belated birthday BZ. Never watched this movie and probably won't. But super excited for this review.

[@christinemccarthy678]

That triple h "ha ha" was too much . I laughed so hard .

[@DCFixxer]

LMFAO, I love when HHH stops by and makes Zane's life hell just because of what he thinks is Best For Business.

[@stevencooney761]

I love your work Brian. Don’t go away!

[@RentedGallows]

It's crazy to think that in an alternate universe Triple H plays Thor and had no time to make NXT

[@nathanielparham2687]

@wrestlingwithwregret i just wanna say brian i love your stuff especially with triple h etc i be feeling down all the time I watch one of your stuff i get happy again

[@CGaboL]

I thought that I had gotten another notification for Everything Wrong With The Chaperone from Christian Maracle from a couple days ago until I saw your face on the thumbnail.

[@loganfisher3431]

My childhood nostalgia for this movie is so strong

[@beracuda1]

The review we've all been waiting for.

[@Arnh781]

Triple H is one of my favourite wrestlers.

[@Kingseye7]

Eh

[@Arnh781]

ItzDark I am huge fan of Triple H is what I am saying.

[@fancypondfrog]

Happy Birthday Z Man

[@freddymegax4481]

Not gonna lie, remember actually liking this movie when it came out. Although I was still in like middle school...

[@vinson311]

I always thought Triple H would have made a good Tarzan back when he was young and swole.

[@randommay3573]

The movie was worth it for the part with who i still think is london when hes talking about time glad you put that in its the best part

[@Zdiot]

You know what would have been funny the day Zane gets triple HHH on his show and explains these sketches he does 😂😂😂

[@zionkraze9965]

Triple H as Thor? That's ludicrous. What next, Kevin Nash as Odin?!

[@melissahaletky8223]

Oh and BTW. Now I completely understand why Arial Winter Emancipated herself from her own family.

[@bashcrash9148]

Someone actually watched a Triple H promo and thought he could be a leading man...... But why?

[@sataniksomethingblahblah6350]

Bashcrash 914 he could if said “leading man” did nothing but pontificate endlessly

[@bashcrash9148]

Brandon Roberts But Triple H can do neither...

[@Ravenz91]

Bashcrash 914 his promos against Mick Foley were pretty good, as was the one the week after he turned on Ric Flair.

[@bashcrash9148]

Matt Trujillo I’ll take your word for it but I legit can’t recall. I’ve been watching WWE since early 1997 and can’t remember being captivated or impressed by a single Triple H promo.

[@edh286]

5:16 😂😂😂

[@RC99_Productions]

Hey, HHH's buddy Kevin Nash played Odin in "The Almighty Thor".... which also went straight to DVD.

[@JosephRodriguez1991]

I did not know Ariel Winter, was in this movie until today like seriously. Thanks Brian for the history lesson, like for real. She is one fine, looking woman right now. This video review itself, had comedy.

[@dylancurtis7440]

Happy birthday Brian

[@springer90]

I'd like to hear the commentary track from the actors in this movie😂

[@akelly2113]

I can't believe you got triple h to be in your video again. That's why you're the best wrestling review channel

[@bizzles44]

HHH with that beard just looks like the Geico cavemen

[@richardtheconquerer]

"Our film opens where it belongs: in prison" :-D

[@animaldrew2279]

NOW the lightning from the sledgehammer appearing in future videos finally makes sense.

[@bosoxfan38]

Best thing I've seen all week.

[@awryan961]

Triple H turned down the role of Thor when Batista informed him he would have to put Thanos over. I believe he said quote "what do you mean he doesn't go for the head the first time?!?!?"

[@CrunchCaptin1324]

8:08 BARSSS

[@Darro85]

Wrestlecon 2018 otherwise known as HEAT. It was so damn hot in there the Friday morning I went. Hopefully the one this year at the Hilton is better in terms of that.

[@WrestlingWithWregret]

I seem to recall issues with climate control there as well ...

[@MrPie]

Our film opens where it belongs--in prison. I don't why I laughed out loud so hard.

[@arodogz1]

Happy belated Zane

[@MrBoboliciousness]

Ya know I never really thought about the similar features of Thor and HHH. Now that I think about it, he's way more fitting of the part physically and charismatically! Would've been cool to see him in that role!

[@MrAnonymous389]

The Sam roberts part nearly had me in a coffin cuz I was eating and almost choked

[@scarface910]

I can listen to you talk for eternity

[@bltii4420]

1:07 imagine him driving off with his '04 theme as his car horn

[@paulkane2391]

18 minute critique has more funny jokes than 90 minute comedy movie. Brian Zane FTW!

[@AmahlAmahlAmahl]

Yo, never knew my buddy Earl was in this film! I'm laughing at the fact you called him Sam Roberts!!!

[@lifeisaparty]

Homie you’re gonna do uncle Eddie from grounded for life like that 😂😂

[@jeromewalker0]

That opening sequence was fucking hilarious

[@jerryhoffman4645]

8:20 those rhymes made my brain groanah...

[@AllHailKingKurt]

I gave you a like Zane, it’s impressive you got triple h to guest star on your small KZbin channel, that dude is busy with nxt and wwe