The Chats - Get This In Ya (Full EP)

LeClam's Dessert Haggis
Ingredients:
Smucker's PB&J Uncrustable
Nutella
Oatmeal
Honey
Recipe:
In a bowl, mix cooked oatmeal, Nutella, and honey until sweet and delicious. Inject the mixture into your warm, cooked Smucker's Uncrustable after making a gentle slit in the side.
Smoko - 0:00
Nambored - 2:59
How Many Do You Do - 4:51
Bus Money - 7:15
Casualty - 9:46
Nazi March - 10:41
Temperature - 12:01
Jam Sandwich (heaps secret bonus track) - 14:53
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[@TheChatslovebeer]

dunno about these guys. the singer definitely doesn't have a clue what he's doing

[@megalizelarijuana2070]

must be on smoko

[@warrendonga]

He is on smoko leave him the fuck alone

[@RVguy94]

cheers from Ottawa, ur cousins of the north.

[@stephenchristopher277]

Cheers from Kentucky!

[@matthewleonardi247]

Nah bloke she goes aright

[@TheChatslovebeer]

cheers oi

[@mcbruh8108]

come to america !!!!!!

[@imjustaguy8232]

Come to Indiana ya cunts

[@simonefroymson1593]

Dylan Collett Seconded.

[@matwyatt456]

The UK needs you!!!! Come on across to England!! :D

[@TheHannahpayne]

All your songs are Jurrasic Narks songs

[@CarrionMaw]

If Smoko isn't #1 on the Australia Day Top 100, I'm going to riot.

[@freshy4204]

Fkn oath

[@boggzb8336]

I'm over here in the U.S. wanting a tour over here

[@benrosso9227]

FKning Oath

[@sirhenners204]

well I sense mass rioting in aus then

[@magfan77]

@@sirhenners204 I would be rioting but i'am on smoko!! so leave me alone!!! lol

[@doookie2]

this group grew on me like a ginger mullet

[@howzat2046]

Everyones new favourite band. Well mine

[@viljamtheninja]

And mine.

[@warrendonga]

Lovin it😂😂😂🤙🤙🍻🍻

[@ricardoistudla8641]

These guys are awesome!! Rock on!!!!

[@samlebsack9942]

how zat me too!

[@RoomTroll]

is it time for smoko!?!?!??!

[@gophertracen9347]

Did some kids from Down Under just revive Punk, from, like completely, Deceased? Fronted by a Ginger rocking a Mullet, a Drinking Habit, & Nasty Nubile Bass Riffs? Music is Awesome

[@RFD510]

They've certainly got something great going here. This Pink Flag-y sound is really great and sounds totally fresh. Maybe this generation will be the one to save punk rock by returning to the roots.

[@GRAFFDEMON]

Punk never died. Only people that don't listen to it think it died.

[@drakeconaway1395]

@@GRAFFDEMON Not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons death may die

[@9393zach]

@@RFD510 That's the fucking plan

[@emperororthopox1691]

Punk rock in a nut shell

[@KainWyatt]

SPENT MY BUS MONEY ON THIS AUSSIES ALBUM

[@ChefLeClam]

worth it !

[@stephenchristopher277]

Fuck yeah!

[@bauhausa6933]

Chef LeClam who needs to get to home anyways?

[@ars0n765]

so for people who aren’t australian and don’t know the slang here’s a translation of slang from each song *SMOKO* (0:00-2:59) *bloke* just something we call guys if we don’t know their names *34°c* is 93.2° Fahrenheit *NAMBORED* (2:59-4:51) ‘Maccas’ is a shortened term for McDonalds *HOW MANY DO YOU DO* (4:51-7:15) *dingas* is slang for pills *darts* are slang for cigarettes *BUS MONEY* (7:15-9:46) *six pack* is a six pack of beers and is also used in britain and america *junga* means junction (probably noosa junction which is near where the band originated from) *golden oak* is a brand of cheap cask wine (it’s also called goon) *bic* is a company which makes lighters, pens, and other stuff *mount coolum* is a real mountain in queensland a *five buck scratchy* is a scratch lottery ticket *rothy blues* is rothman blue’s cigarettes a *long neck* is a beer bottle w/ a narrow neck in australia a bus ticket is usually a dollar for a short trip (3km max) and two for a longer one (3-8km) *CASUALTY* (9:46-10:41) there’s *no* slang in this song *N@ZI MARCH* (10:41-12:01) there’s *no* slang in this song *TEMPERATURE* (12:01-14:53) *crook as a dog* means very sick *JAM SANDWICH (Heaps Secret Bonus Track)* (14:54-16:54) there is *no* slang in this song that took a long time, but i guess it was worth it! tell me if you want to know what other aussie slang is in the reply’s :)

[@jlemal]

What’s a smoko?

[@ars0n765]

@@jlemal it’s a short break from work or school

[@bigcheese2128]

@@jlemal smoke break

[@jamieandrei]

This comment is gold.. goood work sir.. I thought Golden Oak was a caramel Oak milk.. a goon bag makes way more sense..

[@assmane999]

So much Aussie slang I don't know what the fuck is going on in some songs, but what I do know is....I LOVE THIS!!!!

[@mv7853]

assmane999 mackers

[@assmane999]

I think that means McDonald's, but I can't be completely certain about that.

[@bil5479]

Macca's not mackers hahah

[@assmane999]

OK, but when it comes to invented words, you really can't call some on proper spelling of it. It's not like it's in a dictionary somewhere.

[@lol3464]

assmane999 nah its fucking maccas

[@clintonleonard5187]

Seriously this album is a fucking classic. When you guys get big and finally do a world tour I'll be at every east coast show I can make it to! This is my new favorite band, no joke.

[@domberry1502]

And then they got big :) Our warehouse in Barnsley, Yorkshire loves a Smoko.

[@davidgordon5205]

1. Smoko 00:00 2. Nambored 02:58 3. How Many Do You Do 04:49 4. Bus Money 07:15 5. Casualty 09:45 6. Nazi March 10:39 7. Temperature 11:59 8. Jam sandwich (secret bonus track) 14:54

[@davidgordon5205]

Aaaa ... . .ya welcome...... faaark....ooooff 😂 Only took an hour. 😂

[@davidgordon5205]

Nah didn't see the description but there ya have it so .....😂

[@charliedawson4877]

David Gordon The last but is a heaps secret bonus track called 'Jam sandwich'

[@davidgordon5205]

Charlie Dawson cool thanks...editted. ...what an awesome album, a?!?

[@charliedawson4877]

David Gordon More bangers than a German sausage festival.

[@mcdieselable]

I love these guys and relate to them far too much, as a guy sitting in work in Ireland trying to make it to home time. Smoko and Bus Money is my life. Best band I've heard in a long long time.

[@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022]

John McDonald Nah mate, you'd have to be on the dole to truly identify haha

[@colmbrennan3443]

Awww boyz mup the Irish wha

[@marekryszard]

Having been on the dole in the UK and a die-hard punk fan since I first heard the Sex Pistols in 1978, this is refreshing, raw and doesn't take itself too seriously. I love this band. Punk's not dead.

[@clitorismold1760]

Wow it's like a revival of old punk. I love it

[@kodystrawberry5698]

ya me too lads

[@socialistsuccubus822]

Punk doesn’t need a revival punk just is

[@dildo_baggins4419]

The one time I caught the bus in Nambour a kid tried to sell me smokes for bus money. This album is a true reflection of the sunny coast life.

[@TianaManuelRey]

The more I think about it- the chats is just an older (and in my opinion better) version of lovejoy- (keep in mind I love Lovejoy I just really like the music The Chats make-)

[@moongofish]

and australian

[@Eectrics_onlyn2]

ITS IS OMG

[@verandi3882]

Not being a punk fan and loving this , that's how good the chats are

[@enothewonderdog]

I'm an old punk / aussie independent boy. These guys make me laugh. Love 'em

[@comet3876]

half the time i don’t know what the fuck is going on because of the amount of slang but it’s catchy

[@joshcontreras750]

Few hours still left on my shift can’t wait to get on the train and get home to get drunk and stoned to this album

[@seanhaney8748]

Probably the best 8 fuckin songs I've hear this year! Love it lads!

[@oi5692]

Why do so many of us feel the same way?! Simple punk coming back - Aussie style.

[@TianaManuelRey]

This has been my favorite band, and it still will be.

[@kylenewton4918]

First got recommended the video for Smoko the other night. Loved it and decided to check out more. I thought I had found another old band that was never given the attention it deserves, only to find out this is recent. My hope for the future of good music has finally returned.

[@samuelparsons9816]

First band I've been excited about in an age.....except for idles,those guys are amazing too.....

[@uzivert3210]

Sam Parsons idles and the chats are my two favorite bands right now. Cheers

[@samuelparsons9816]

Misanthropicorphanboy By Christ you've got good taste then..... ;-)

[@andrew2366]

Sam Parsons try Kamakaze Girls

[@RiseAgainstFan35]

same here, the chats and idles are the wave

[@november8039]

Same here

[@oldmanburnz]

Love these kids! Come to the states! We are in desperate need of punk!

[@kodystrawberry5698]

i agree

[@alissabartozzi8013]

Yesss

[@pixelfish3395]

AGREED.

[@frank.w.buchanan4076]

great honest garage music just how we like it and how it should be 👍😎

[@indy3749]

Fresh punk rock. It's about time.

[@donmajestic5258]

72 people weren't left alone on smoko.

[@otahak]

I didn't realize people still made music like this. Brings me back to my childhood.

[@Cup1dsLover]

do you know any other bands that are similar to this type of music?

[@bigcheese2128]

@@Cup1dsLover google punk rock

[@domino-dude]

@@Cup1dsLover how did it go?

[@waywardstoner9416]

I wanted this so much I even learned to play Smoko on guitar. Thanks dude, greetings from Venezuela.

[@kenochs1]

This band is responsible for the best song of 2017, let their takeover of the rocking world commence. One of the sadnesses of my existence is that I didn't see them when they came thru Washington DC a few weeks ago. Evidently, I was on Smoko...

[@sabrinalecrivainmediaTM]

So mad I found them now. They are addictive 💫

[@shawnjackson8184]

Best new album/band I have heard in a looooong looooong time

[@carlgoodwin724]

On the ;must see live' list

[@madmax7990]

Cheers from Czech Republic we doing smoko all day long peace !

[@Kuba-fn8wy]

+1 Cheers!

[@Bigyawner]

Work, you lazy buggers.

[@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot]

@@Bigyawner aye i envy them

[@krakdaus5442]

just when I thought I couldn't find anything great to listen to and god damn this is the cure

[@joelbird6146]

Krak'd Aus!! Do us a favour and check out skegss highly doubt you'll be disappointed

[@Aminormaze]

I thought The Cure where English

[@krakdaus5442]

Seb Wheatley not "the cure" but the actual cure for boredom yasshole

[@Aminormaze]

Krak'd Aus!! Why isn't this album the soundtrack to The Big Lez Show?

[@krakdaus5442]

Seb Wheatley I dunno but that is lol

[@cattycakes64]

I haven't heard music like this since the early 80s in Brisbane. It gives me hope and I'm short on hope when it comes to music.

[@bpbennick9318]

I got ran over by a bus. I didn't get much money. I feel like that song speaks to me on a different level. Bus Money I mean.

[@amydelgado5281]

BLOODY BRILLIANT!!! I tend not to ever post ANY comments, but REALLY wanna support you guys!! :) 🤘

[@assmane999]

These guys kick ass

[@mattjones3320]

Saw them in Manchester last week. Seriously great gig, good people and a lot of fun.

[@GelsonBcJunior]

I don't know how, but I found this for some reason, and I like it. Awesome!

[@panther105]

Just awesome. Love these guys. 70's punk scene.......Would have fit right in!!!

[@darrenmutimer2452]

Found the chats by mistake, best mistake I did , great band, cheers boys

[@sergevantrash2091]

my neighbors listen to the chats, werther they bloody like it or not

[@darkxo6780]

ty lazzar beam for getting smoko stuk in my lil bros head nd me putting it in youtube nd getting my ears blessed ty lazzar

[@JasonWindsor88]

Coming to the party late guys, but I’m showing my friends this left & right. Fucking great

[@DJSilly9]

Actual fuckin banger punk album, so glad I found bus money

[@mastershake8266]

what a great album name.

[@ryansartoski5537]

i'm blown away this second listen and i'm not getting up for another beer, gonna sit this fully out....

[@notoneperson6]

Come to NYC you’ll rip out here for sure

[@rhomboidimason7738]

Better than vegemite. Best thing to come out of Australia ever. LEGENDS.

[@strikingdistance506]

Except for Radio Birdman & Royal Headache

[@dougodyssey50]

A lot of things are better than vegemite. It's putrid.

[@dillonwatts9355]

*Cough* AC/DC *cough* these guys fuckin kick ass though can't wait till they come to the states.

[@jones9467]

And acdc

[@fullskapunkalchemist3471]

Radio birdman and the saints prove otherwise. They're about as good as the scientists.

[@hnd2893]

Oi Oi !!! Reminds me a little of The Saints and Radio Birdman, Great sound guy's, love it !

[@hermanboing8489]

Great band! Reminds me of the Minutemen. Another great band!

[@ceeemm1901]

Im 62 now. I saw The Victims in Perth in 77. These guys are the business. Its called not giving fuck and telling what's written on your sleeve.Kudos guys.

[@stresswes]

Can't get enough of these misfits :)

[@51077220q]

Awesome sound !! What a discover. Congrats from Spain!!

[@hazy1418]

Brilliant, thumbs up from England

[@KlobbArt]

My new favorite band

[@dylandavies2635]

I cannot believe how good this it - this will be iconic in 20 years.

[@jaredhiatt2552]

up at midnight jamming all's I need is a six pack and a bowl now

[@ChefLeClam]

cheers chooch. aren't these guys the best?

[@scottkingofska]

best ep ive heard in ages.

[@johnbernal7996]

Best band I've heard in a while.

[@samlebsack9942]

l agreed brotha. These guys are the real deal

[@grantgarcia7884]

Your guys are the best band ever keeep up the awesome work GET THIS IN YA!!!!

[@Jrue61]

You guys are fucking fantastic. I didn't think it was was possible to find new truly authentic punk rock these days; just fucking great. I'll support these guys all the way. PLEASE keep up the good work and thank you so much for your music guys!! If you're ever in Connecticut USA, you've got a supporter here. Can't wait to see where you guys go from here, there's the potential to be just massive.

[@ThePanred]

Cheers from portland oregon usa...so high on this legal weed and im pretty sure ive run out of all your music..soooo ill smoke more and wait..this is great guys. Come to the usa goddamn it

[@originalmetalman9430]

Ikr. I'm blazing on that cali top shelf and this shit sounds amazing. Cheers man.

[@eadenjensen2259]

Hell yeah! This stuff rocks!! Why haven't I found this sooner?!

[@ShaunRussller]

absolute genius

[@kirktaylor7365]

best way to see the new year 2018 in

[@natural_law]

How's the year been?

[@mitchfrear4963]

my new favorite band

[@MyBrisso]

Brilliant! From a 55 year old Queenslander. Keep it up!

[@mitchywraps6373]

I just got this in me and boy do I feel great mate

[@proyect35mm.elcine77]

felicidades, pedazo de disco!!!

[@xrmarty2005]

I love it!

[@mrgraytheghost5133]

you lads crush shit like double live gonzo! Tennessee punks love this album.

[@rodrigohenriquezdelavega9607]

Hermoso! Increible Australia unica

[@quietthepilot4502]

finally something epic

[@haziqz1984]

just what i needed.

[@LilikakiTsikris]

awesome . thank you

[@Sakiwhat]

This is seriously a fricking banger

[@cheyneanderson5222]

Bus money👌

[@clintonleonard5187]

Cheyne Anderson love that one.

[@asmongoldsmouth9839]

Fuckin' Incredible!! Listening from Canada. My new favorite band 👍 It reminds me of 80's street punk.

[@mikehalwa7201]

Listening to this on smoko in Canada.

[@timluke8933]

Love it

[@manemachine3431]

So good!!!

[@coloursmoke]

Amazing. This is gold. :-)

[@tristanmn101]

Saw you guys at mcg now I'm a big fan such a good band

[@MrScallops]

Brilliant.

[@obey363]

bus money is a fucking banger mate

[@MrScallops]

I reckon it’s great. Keep going lads

[@sethyoung393]

Cheers from America

[@nocoastljared598]

Favorite new band

[@samlebsack9942]

Killin it! You guys are gonna bring the punk scene back!

[@svobodasimon1185]

sounds like the fall. .....and i like it!!!

[@rodrigohenriquezdelavega9607]

Increíble

[@captainchill4813]

new top 50 album

[@noahstone264]

Respect from NYC

[@robbrokaw6829]

RESPECT THIS

[@georgestamos2264]

Awsome , so raw and original, as if they haven't rehurst, just getting together and jamming as they go along, making this great down to earth music that sounds like a catchy uplifting base style of punk. I've been listening to them for a couple of months now, not getting sick of it, just want to hear more tracks. Well done fellas, good on yia champs, keep up the effort , don't let them commercialise yia, eventually you'll make everyone love yia stuff in time just as it is.

[@gmantramp404]

Original cuz they write there own songs and that's about it. Quite catchy though...

[@domberry1502]

I'm a helpful local spelling nazi, and you ought to spell it as "rehearsed" - as in a coffin that's fallen out of the hearse and has to be put back in.

[@garethsimes4870]

Brilliant mates! Dirdy khantttts

[@pc4mlc451]

If ever you guys get burnt out on playing Smoko live... just remember: "You don't give them what they want... you give them what they NEED!!" -Lemmy