The Chats - The Chats EP (Full EP)

LeClam's Cheeto Beetloaf
As you know if you read my book, "LeClam Takes Los Angeles: Vegan Cheese, Vaporized Broccoli, and How a French Chef Ended Up as a High-Ranking Member of the East L.A. Chapter of Vatos Locos", then you know about my 2011 scandal, dubbed by the media as "Vegan Bacon Bit-gate". I had opened a Vegan restaurant in L.A., serving all types of animal-free dishes. Well, after a year, a few Michelin stars, and many awards for my new restaurant, word got out that my Vegan Bacon Bits weren't actually vegan. I had no idea, I swear. I'm a world-renowned chef!! Although I ruined many people's vegan-hood and was forced into exile from America, this beautiful dish from my restaurant has always stuck with me.
Ingredients:
Cheetos
Beets
Eggs
Vegan Bacon Bits
Recipe:
In a medium-large bowl mix your chopped beets, Vegan Bacon Bits, and eggs. Mix together until in the shape of a loaf. Then, crush Cheetos in a small bowl and form the crust of your beet loaf. Cook in the oven at 350 until golden orange. Delicious.
Yeah Nah - 0:00
I'm the Best Person in the World - 0:53
Mum Stole My Darts - 2:28
I Feel Good - 5:20
Don't Stop the Blues - 8:30
Wrong Way Sekisui - 11:08
VB Anthem - 14:14
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[@freetrial9112]

Embarassed to say I only just recently discovered The Chats and they're fucking awesome, love that old school real punk sound. Punk's not dead its just on smoko! Keep up this killer shit dudes.

[@hrruben5135]

“Embarassed to say I only just recently discovered The Chats...” 2021 here, shut the fuck up.

[@leemerewether]

See them in southampton recently tight as f_-k

[@Asthmaticape]

I just found about 'em a couple weeks ago. I know the best bitches in the world

[@peevee7957]

haaa i come across these cunts like 3 weeks ago lol,, havnt gone near music fuck knbows how long but these cunts r good...

[@CheapyB5]

Absolutely love The Chats, haven’t been this excited to see new punk w old roots in way too long:-)

[@urdad9853]

Yeah...they're the real thing....same vibe as the 1976-1984 LA Punk Scene I grew up in....gotta see them this year

[@nathangeurts145]

Heard Smoko and then I come across this album. Fuckin sick!

[@scatered1]

This was what helped me discover the Chats and now they're newest album is selling out in stores world wide like man what a ride it's been just watching these guys do awesome shit

[@aarondoodles3380]

The ideal sound.. The sound I always imagined for my band.. The trebly bass sound, rules

[@uzivert3210]

I have no job right now, hang out at my girlfriend's place all day eating leftovers and smoking cigarettes while her and the roomates work. I feel kinda shitty about it usually, but suddenly now i feel like the best person in the world. You guys are awesome. Hilarious. Come to the US (New Orleans...?) as soon as y'all can.

[@blakemcpherson9725]

bi-nary steggasaraus St. Louis too pls

[@samlebsack9942]

MotherFuckin'Leo you’re still a piece of shit haha. No offense

[@sleazynicks6759]

Get a job and the Chats will still be cool. You gave up on life didn't ya?!

[@originalmetalman9430]

@hey that's pretty good lol hey dan

[@tapedeckhorror]

Did u get ur shit together?

[@Senna-xi1gr]

Get these guys to Glastonbury 50th. They are top shelf 🇬🇧👍🎼🎤🎸🕺🏻

[@glossmeister]

When you're done on smoko, come to Barcelona. Too easy.

[@samehat9739]

I have never met an Aussie I didn't have an awesome time with

[@ethanstern5410]

have you ever drank with an aussie? do they want to be my friend? do thry want to fight me? same thing?

[@pusely]

Best thing I've heard since the Sleaford Mods.

[@robertlannin7350]

thanks 4 the intro of the sleaford mods.awssome

[@NAILLOU76]

Best comment!!

[@brahmafria]

Ramones meet Violent Femmes, but I admit the recipe's tasty.

[@NAILLOU76]

@@brahmafria It's ok too... ;)

[@johndoe-gp1fx]

Best thing I heard since dead kennedys.

[@Romans8-9]

"She drank my goon sack and won´t pay back". These lyrics are brilliant.

[@doctorskull8197]

Outstanding guitar tone!

[@punkrock8047]

hello from greece!! great job guys

[@BritLaShit]

new fan in Vancouver, BC Canada. Come to here and play. I promise the scene will support like a bra

[@spitfirepaintball16]

BRIT LaLa Toronto Ontario on smoko

[@aylanwoah]

love the chats!!

[@sewerslidemg]

That's band and album rules ,and vb anthem is so great

[@samlebsack9942]

New found respect for this EP! Chats rule!!!!

[@NGameReviews]

This reminds of the type of music you'd hear in a tony hawk game or something, sick as

[@paulbeahm3891]

Its called punk. If i was you id check it out.

[@JayLeePoe]

@@paulbeahm3891 or garage rock

[@evgordon9095]

@@JayLeePoe garage is like the blues version of punk but not quite punk

[@jackmaster3134]

@@JayLeePoe their too refined to be garage just cause you learned in one don't make it garage

[@JayLeePoe]

@@jackmaster3134 no thats basically the point lol, is there another defining quality like mixing pop chords with blues riffs?

[@fredbloggs8362]

I’ll be fkd if the solo on wrong way isn’t perfection

[@assmane999]

I love that "VB anthem" is a love song written to a brand of a beer.

[@lucyjones9614]

Yes! I always plat it as a love song for my mates

[@Retromucke1304]

Bäm! Geiler shit! So happy to see them this night

[@Retromucke1304]

nice concert. LP 25€ everything fine. but too muchpeople in cologne..................

[@danjolfjorgynsson1151]

Found The Chats a ways back through MM88...Still gold🤙. Cheers

[@kieranmccrory3960]

and just back to say I do like this very much, i'm in a hurry but .. got to stay here listen to the chat's

[@_Jefs_]

HOLY SHIT!!! THIS IS GOOD SHIT!!!!

[@mark-lv9is]

it's da best!

[@TianaManuelRey]

AH THESE ARE AMAZING-

[@djamel3010]

Super chaîne mec! Merci.

[@Derbydcla111]

Love it!!!

[@philippelegall1686]

vraiment la classe merci beaucoup les gars

[@stuartmunro913]

They are the light they are the TRUTH. TRUST me I can SEE! Finally. What a fucking rush! Cheers lads! Scotland is Coming!!! I'm guessing they won't let you in :D :D :D :D :D

[@danagrana7591]

Thx for the recipe

[@TUBEROBERILDO]

Punk Band, Yeah, i like it!

[@GibbyCanKickflip]

The Big Lez Show of Punk

[@baileyepic660]

The chats are beast

[@missrubyred5830]

Love it

[@kieranmccrory3960]

Always on the look out for more of this kind of thing, love the chat's

[@seanmcdonald4436]

try , 'The Black Lips' .

[@marcschwinzar114]

scope out the band liquids. they have a nice proto punk feel.

[@schnoz2372]

This recipe is amazing

[@ChefLeClam]

Make sure you finish your vegetables

[@Dan-ii3oo]

Great show at the Westernport in San Remo the other night guys. Did yas have a big night the night before? Ross knight was looking pretty hungover. Great bass sound to brother.

[@jasonlieberman9840]

Very tight guitar for an independent debuy

[@vaughanwatson3561]

Just the soundtrack I need for feeling like I’m keeping it real while living the sellout life of my thirties.

[@palystinian]

Agreed

[@room23productions12]

Fuckin lit!

[@leemerewether]

Amyll and the nitrates 👊

[@christopherteas8991]

Fans in Maine!

[@Wolfentro]

Chef LeClam, are these actual recipes? >.< Also, love the story in description, had me ballin' ^_^. 👍 The Chats are slaying it!

[@samlebsack9942]

santana rodelo of course they’re real!!!! Follow them!

[@LimblessS]

wrong way sekisui 2k18 club banger!

[@dylangrigsby3904]

Orlando, FL!

[@amalhandley3914]

Fire

[@jimmyjam5109]

I'm the BEST person. Sounds like the Kinks.

[@barrymccall2095]

same

[@dylancheerio6638]

Bring a US TOUR

[@adam-yo5ox]

yena yena yena yena yenayena nayenaye

[@benburnett2706]

Holy shit u guys don’t suck

[@skater7d177]

This band makes me want to get drunk, stoned, take a hit of acid and MOSH!! P.S. Check my thrash metal skate rock track "DDZ Skate or Die"

[@johnwhorfin5150]

Fuck yeah

[@andrewdodd9507]

Fcuking mint band ..Best thing since 77 punk england.

[@asg6888]

Anybody know how to get some VB in the states? I wanna try some after hearing that last song haha

[@domberry1502]

You'll have to attempt to enter Australia but don't come by plane cause those drop bear things can f*ckin jump.

[@dylancheerio6638]

Beer Punx ft lauderdale. Come thru to south florida

[@jimmyjam5109]

You think that's a punk album? This is a punk album! I'm old and in the way... but I know what I know

[@InhaleSorrow]

Jesus, $150 shipping to the US. Come on mates, help the Americans out

[@TheChatslovebeer]

ya we only ship to aus

[@assmane999]

That's racist! You're racists!

[@jayismediocre6980]

The Chats fine I’ll just pirate it instead lol

[@trevorhudson9605]

Lol yeah pay up suckers Love from America oi!!

[@HySteria909]

pirate it. straya loves that shit check the stats

[@danielfitzgerald2561]

Is this available on vinyl?

[@denofthe_picquerist4522]

y'all got merch

[@ChefLeClam]

thechatslovebeer.bandcamp.com/merch duh

[@Thumbogreen]

Joseph Malone only ships to Australia though

[@gruaim]

I live in scotland I'm gonna have to get a bank loan to get a shirt from u guys

[@insomb]

@Nick Adams Did they start selling this yet, I want that

[@uglemonkey-ef9rx]

Druskininku

[@SofaKingShit]

Can I just use mutton instead of vegan bacon bits? Sheep are vegetarian anyway so it should be close enough I reckon.

[@domberry1502]

Hahaha

[@keeprollin9911]

as a vegan i approve ✓

[@allyngillies]

fuck yeah

[@rocketsauce420]

Reminds me of The urinals

[@Lov3TheM]

It's so fucking 77!

[@mikefromusa6902]

Pure (pronounced pyurrayy)

[@dylanfawcett2821]

what happen to the VB anthem on Spotify? :(

[@RayneRooney]

The album art is copyrighted off Marlboro, that’s all I can think of

[@dawsonnichols3166]

Yeah they threatened to sue the chats.

[@Dr_Satan]

I'd guess that the folks that work for The Police (as in the music group) threatened legal action for plagiarism since that song is, to put it mildly, heavily influenced by the song So Lonely by The Police.

[@skullbugzjoe3197]

This is the Chats..Not the fkin adverts..fkin adverts!!??

[@TheJAG6752]

Sounds like Skeggs and broncho had a baby

[@MartinHurleylife]

Almost like the real early raw days of Midnight Oil... genius.

[@assmane999]

Is it always the red-headed bloke singing lead? Sometimes it sounds like someone different.

[@EamonSandwith]

josh sang most of the songs on our first EP, i only sang yeah nah and mum stole my darts. I sang most of the songs on our second EP.

[@assmane999]

Oh cool, thank you. Keep up the awesome work. I love the sound. BTW: Is Josh still in the band on another instrument?

[@EamonSandwith]

cheers. yeh he's always been the guitarist

[@ObiWanKenobi]

Eamon Sandwith your bass tone is killer. What amp are you running it through? And is it a mustang bass?

[@EamonSandwith]

thanks obi. on both our EP's it's just a shitty squier bass that i bought for like 50 bucks. and i can't remember what bass amp we used for this EP but for the second EP i was playing out of a keyboard amp. really shitty gear but if you can tweak the settings enough you can find a good tone out of anything.

[@j4_antonio_]

Eiitaaa porraaaaaa

[@GelsonBcJunior]

wow, I'm number 666 in the views

[@steveplease]

Come to the States! You have a place to crash in Philly.

[@Jrue61]

And a place in Bridgeport, Connecticut!!

[@scatered1]

Is that description for real?

[@ChefLeClam]

As we say in my business; "If it quacks like a duck, it's probably not vegan."

[@KGshink]

Mate what the fuck is that description about. Did you honestly serve a vegan dish with eggs? If so I’ll drink to that.

[@drzademigod8862]

Eggs aren’t vegan either!!! 😂😂😂

[@bugglemagnum6213]

Awful