The Children Of The Corn Movies Are Terrible

For some reason I watched 3 Children of the Corn movies this week and subjected myself to much pain and torture. From boring, to irritating, to confusing, to downright embarrassing, they took me on a roller coaster that is sure to leave a nasty psychological scar. But at long last, after so many weeks, here it is at last: My review of the Children of the Corn films.
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[@JosephSaltal]

The actor playing Isaac in the 1984 version wasn't a kid. He was 25 years old.

[@Gen_X_Rosey]

Probably why he was so amazing! He has Growth Hormone Deficiency, so he was believable.

[@lawrencelopez9839]

that would explain the eye bags that looks like came from someone who went through countless highschool/college late nights

[@RoyStantz]

@@lawrencelopez9839 Power of Dawson Casting.

[@m00k61]

Wasn't he in Legend too?

[@ShonnDaylee]

He was 23, in the original film. He has a growth disorder. Pretty impressive little actor, actually, for the time, anyway (different acting styles at the time).

[@Carnelust]

Children of the Corn is a great premise - kids kill their parents and now it's Lord of the Flies with demons - but it's one of the those ideas that make you "okay, then what? How do you flesh that out. for an entire movie?" and the answer is "you don't." The original is a short story for a reason, it's not an idea you can stretch out for 90 minutes and actually make it interesting.

[@sofia_anxiety3605]

A better version of this is 2008s “the children”

[@Carnelust]

Also Village of the Damned!

[@docd-monik4380]

Oh, I could..... I've had basically my own remake of it in my head for years....and it would be 🔥

[@INSERTNAMExHERE]

1922 is also a short movie based off stephen king, and it's good that way. If that was stretched to 90 minutes, I would've lost interest very quick. The 1st children of the corn movie had a great foundation to build on, but holy shit it's sooo boring! I still haven't finished it to this day hahah

[@extrememetalunderground]

1922 was so boring lmao @@INSERTNAMExHERE

[@Undeadagain]

Literally the only thing I can remember about the 09 remake was the scene where the adult is cornered in the alley, kid says “God is my shield!” adult responds “that’s what they told me in the marines” and then just shanks him

[@Skyjumperkid]

It’s not a remake it’s a prequel

[@KeDe1606]

@@Skyjumperkidn-no? It’s a remake. The exact same characters follow pretty much the exact same chain of events as in the original story (or rather the original film). Would be pretty weird if Vicky and her husband decided to drive to Nebraska, ran over a child, encountered the Children of the Corn, die, and then an indiscriminate amount of time later, another couple who coincidentally share the exact same names as this one reenact pretty much the exact same chain of events (except for the fact that these ones *don‘t* die), don’t you think?

[@johndodo2062]

​@@Skyjumperkidmy God he even tells you it's a remake in the video you were watching

[@aliasfakename3159]

I read the actual short story. Vickie had suffered a miscarriage before the story starts so her husband takes her on a road trip through Nebraska. The kid at the beginning had his throat cut and was pushed out of the corn to walk a little way before expiring. The car clips him, not a full-blown rundown, and when they investigate, they realize the throat slit killed him before the car. Vickie gets her eyes gouged out and crucified while her husband is killed by He Who Walks Behind the Rows aka Randall Flagg aka Stephen King had an extended universe before Marvel

[@jordanquinlisk8145]

Uh marvel comics universe is older than Stephen king's work but I feel you

[@jasonmay2023]

I read it as a kid, and i was never sure if she was really crucified like that, or if I imagined it.

[@tedpogue6531]

We do not know if Randall Flag is he who walks behind the rows. That's just a theory with not much evidence

[@roonkolos]

​@@jordanquinlisk8145I think they meant the cinematic side of it

[@jordanquinlisk8145]

@@roonkolos they're talking about the book so I don't think so...

[@VOiDED50120]

I love how we can all agree that Isaac carried the first film

[@your-gilmoreboy]

Hell YEAAAHHHHH 🎉🎉

[@Zardreth715]

I feel like Children of the corn and other Stephen King projects based off short stories should be done like a campfire scenario. Say a 90 minute run time, 20 minutes per short story. Add an opening scene some teens around a fire, close the movie off with the scene being repeated but they are all dead.

[@Razzberry_dollz]

They should be anthology movies for sure

[@holopointofficial2708]

Aka Nickolodeons are you afraid of the dark with Stephen king short stories

[@Pooky1991]

An anthology like Creepshow

[@daniboy4153]

A Stephen King anthology horror movie based on his stories would be perfect.

[@wastedtalent666]

​@@daniboy4153it's called Creepshow he made it already

[@Jay-gurl]

Fun fact is in the original the actor playing Issac was like 25 years old. I was FLOORED when I first learned that.

[@VOiDED50120]

Ain't no way, I thought he was like 16 - 18💀

[@Jay-gurl]

@@VOiDED50120 No, for real! Look it up. Just like moaning myrtle from Harry Potter, the actor for Issac was alot older than he looked due to a hormone thing.

[@babyfaceweeb8937]

​@@Jay-gurlmoaning Myrtle looked 30 tho

[@Jay-gurl]

@@babyfaceweeb8937 Oh? Well than your one of the smart ones. I know must people (me included) didn't know that and were shocked to discover it

[@guineapiglady2841]

A little man!

[@markbusch86]

A movie with a similar premise, but that is actually done well, is a Spanish horror film called "Who Can Kill A Child?" made in 1976. It's hard to find since it's not available to stream anywhere, but it's definitely worth seeking out.

[@ronin7732]

That’s one of the best Children’s Horror Film!! I have to say? It’s pretty creepy and so eerie. It’s actually Underrated, but most importantly?…It’s pretty Classic! ❤️

[@OhtheSuffering]

Love it. There's an eerie atmosphere that juxtaposes its vacation destination setting. But yeah, it's the closest thing to a good "Children of the Corn" movie. LOL

[@JoeMartinez-vh5cv]

My family wouldn’t allow me to watch the original. Once I did, I was terrified to go anywhere in the Midwest. My mother’s boyfriend was from a town in Nebraska and I would cry whenever he wanted us to take a road trip to his hometown.

[@RailedRobin]

I've never been to the US, and even I would cry if I had to go to Nebraska - evil kids or not.

[@Folami-Marijani]

​@@RailedRobinid cry if I had to go to Germany

[@Folami-Marijani]

@@amandak.4246 Germany sucks and so does their Beer

[@EmpireofSpeedNY]

​@@Folami-MarijaniWhy? Germany is beautiful.

[@Folami-Marijani]

@@EmpireofSpeedNY LOL

[@aliasfakename3159]

It's amazing that they stretched a short story into a franchise.

[@joeygallo-rodriguez2114]

The mist is also a short story by Stephen king, they did better with that one though

[@markuscriticus8278]

You know, the 2009 movie actually makes me appreciate the additions the 1985 one had? Like, you may find it annoying, but the conflict between Malachai and Isaac at least adds some life to otherwise prettyy one-note villains, and them taking in those kids would actually work better with the angry assholes from the 2009 version, with it as a metaphor for a couple using children as a way to save their marriage.

[@kjone5086]

I only watched the first 2 children of the corn movies and Ive had enough. The second one left me confused with its explaination of chemical corn making children evil and the rc car kill scene. I am in shock how children of the corn 2 managed to get further sequels. The first one had pretty darn funny acting from that main evil kid who gets sacrificed. He says something along the lines of dont just sit there in a very dramatic overracted delivery which I found funny. Reminded me of eric cartman for some reason.

[@megapizzadragon2397]

There was a South Park episode that parodied this. And Carman filled the same roll.

[@walterszewczyk9024]

The brunette woman in the light yellow dress is absolutely gorgeous. If he doesn't appreciate her, after they divorce, I,ll marry her. 😮😅😊. Lol 😂. (PS. Does anyone know what other movies, TV shows she may,ve been in? Thank you.)

[@meanyuanyu2954]

The explanations are weird for the latest remake. I will say though, there are some explanations as to why Eden is so twisted in the head. Her birth parents abused her pretty thoroughly in every way, something the preacher continued doing because he knew no one in the community cared because no one stepped in the first time around. It's why she saved him from the pit, she wanted to make him suffer. She then did the same to the dad because he wanted to take the corn away, the one place she would run to in order to escape the abuse. From there it gets even more convoluted.

[@bobgunter9608]

I think it’s funny the first remake/tv movie was the most accurate to the book with both Burt and Vicky getting killed by the cult.

[@jdogjohnson382]

But 84 was the better movie no matter how accurate 2009 was.

[@willdallas53]

@@jdogjohnson382no it wasn’t.

[@jdogjohnson382]

@willdallas53 yes it was in 2009 the couple are unlikable mainly the wife at least the wife did get it in 2009 I'll give it that but other than that you had a forgettable isaac and malachi at least in 84 they were memorable the original at least has a bit of charm even if not perfect.

[@jdogjohnson382]

But 2009 still sucked and the wife was awful in that remake she's what a Karen would be today.

[@s93nous]

@@willdallas53 09 is not better than the 84 version. that is just objectively false. the entire franchise consensus consider the first one the best regardless of personal opinions

[@DefNotMyBurner]

A children of the corn proper movie would be the beginning of the end of the town with the kids slowly taking over until it’s too late for the adults to do something about it. With it sort of being a prequel to the original, ending with the kid running out of the corn field deemed the final “survivor” just to be ran over in the end

[@clash79]

The first movie is most notable as being the Ben Shapiro origin story. Not sure why they called him Isaac, though

[@morbid_curiosity]

I knew it! Okay, so for the longest time I had a memory of seeing the 2009 remake while I was in middle school. I was at a neighbor’s house while my parents were still at work. Which wasn’t uncommon. The 2009 film was on and I really only vividly remember the super uncomfortable sex scene. But, years later, anytime I’d mention the sex scene in Children of the Corn everyone looks at me like I’m crazy. Cause I guess a lot of people don’t really know about the 2009 remake. I started thinking it was some weird misplaced memory or something. And I had no real way of knowing if it actually happened or not. Thank you for confirming that I am in fact not crazy and that bizarre scene is real!

[@xar9499]

The first one is fantastic only because of Isaac. The guy who plays him is just so amazing at that role it makes the movie worth it!

[@alphawoolf5981]

Children of the Corn III (I think, the one that takes place in Chicago) has a really neat killer plant monster at the end. It's stop motion animated and pretty cool. Worth watching the end to see.

[@KingsNerdCave]

That's the only one with a decent monster

[@zachliveris2881]

They shouldnt have included that last part. The 3rd one is actually badass but Theres a part at the end where they shoot one of the monster scenes with a barbie doll and its cringe af

[@laszlokovacs972]

I loved the 3rd and the 4th parts, although I didn't like the stop motion monster. But the 4th part is still my favorites horror as I've seen it as a kid on HBO, and it's super menacing. Just much much better than any other parts. The 'Gathering' is good...

[@Applepoisoneer]

This was the first video I saw from this channel. I'm from Nebraska, unfortunately. I love the first movie, and I show it to everyone who comes to visit. I tell them it's the most accurate depiction of Nebraska we have on screen, which a lot of other native Nebraskans ABSOLUTELY HATE! I think maybe it's a combination of being from NE and just eating up the supreme campiness of the movie that makes it one of my favorite Stephan King adaptations.

[@NickElliott-xn4bg]

You are criminally underrated man, there are only 3 review channels I watch and you my good sir are one of them.

[@Squirreltasticqueen]

They explained why destroying the land is a bad idea. Dude why wouldn't kids care the adults are voting to ruin farm land ???? Killing their inherentences? It's a metaphor. remember how they explained Beau wanted to go to college to learn microbiology to better farm?

[@WhyOhWhyPhi]

The original was the first horror movie I ever watched, I had to sneakily watch it while my mom thought I was asleep. I was 8 years old, and it's the movie began my lifelong love of horror. It has a special place in my heart just for that. If you were an 80's kid, movies just hit differently back then. Under today's lens, not all of them hold up, but at the time, they were amazing. And Isaac...holy crap. He captured the spirit of the movie perfectly. Also if you lived in the midwest, and were surrounded by corn like me, it also scared you on another level when you're like 8 and you're parents ask you to go check the mail at 10pm, and your mailbox is out by the road, and across the street is a f***ing corn field! It's not gonna work today, but damn did it work back then.

[@johnmorey720]

Yeah, the 2009 remake made the couple so horrible... I did indeed feel like Homer backing into the bushes again while watching it.

[@Gen_X_Rosey]

In the second one, the protagonists were so unsympathetic, you actually want them to die. The way she was screaming at him, I couldn't even feel sorry for her when he just hauled off and slapped her. I wanted to be mad about it but just sat here unmoved. No reaction at all.

[@daniellefultz4775]

True, but to play DA that is how I remember the characters being in the short story so...which is more important for characters in movie remake of literature accuracy or adaptation? Granted it has been years since I last read Nightshift so I could just be talking out of my ass. Still interesting to think about, nonetheless.

[@BansheeEnt]

I've been a huge King fan my whole life and try to watch every adapted film, short or series of his work. I'm also a huge fan of bad movies, so I have sat through and endured the entire Children Of The Corn franchise. I look back on the original with rose tinted glasses but agree with everything you say.

[@grapeshot]

I don't think Children of the Corn have been in outer space yet but I'm sure somebody's writing the script for that now. Well not right now because of the strike.

[@willdallas53]

People who write these aren’t affiliated with actual films and unions

[@ryanmclellan8740]

I watch the original Children of the Corn just for the line "OUTLANDER! WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN!"

[@katiebauckman717]

I also have the gas station old man’s “that’s the second car this month….this place is becoming a regular hi-way!” in my head rent-free.

[@cherrycola1835]

"Little kids.... kids..voting?!?" 😂 I'm still laughing over that days after watching this video... I love it! Well done

[@JDelwynn]

I'm still waiting for somebody to splice in the old janitor pointing and laughing shot from Austin Powers in Goldmember into the town hall scene of the remake.

[@The-Shadow-Realm]

How did Isaac’s hat get even bigger in the 2009 remake? 😂

[@LittleMissLounge]

What you say about CotC (1984) is true, but I kinda love it right down to the theme song anyway. It probably helped that I first watched it as a tween. It was the first movie I saw go the distance and kill a kid onscreen before showing us the aftermath. I did recognize the SFX were laughably bad. Anyway, the most unrealistic part of CotC (2020) was how none of those adults in the town hall had guns. Some town halls have metal detectors, but... IDK, maybe they address it in the movie. Oh, and Eden is eating the apple because BOOK OF GENESIS. DO YOU GET IT?! DO YOU?! Making Vicky into a Sapphire stereotype in CotC (2009) was uncomfortable to say the least.

[@BigK13372]

10:29 - 10:43 It was at that moment we all realize: THESE are the heroes that we have to follow and root for the next duration of the film

[@kenspeedbicycle]

the original is a classic and is in my Halloween must watch rotation. I haven't watched the others and don't plan too. Thanks for the review. Great job, subscribed

[@ofanzivnonestabilan]

I would like to hear more about your Halloween 🎃 must watch rotation

[@ofanzivnonestabilan]

You should definitely 💯 watch Children 🧒 of the Corn 🌽 part II: the Final Sacrifice, and Children of the Corn part 3: Urban Harvest. They’re equally boring as first one, if not more. You’re definitely going to put them in your Halloween 🎃 rotation.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

9:45 The original short story by Stephen King actually did feature a tense relationship between the protagonist couple Burt and Vicky with fighting being a key feature of their relationship. But there's a big difference between domestic disputes that are well-written and domestic disputes that are obvious set-dressing because nobody could come up with anything for these two characters to say to each other.

[@BottomBunkArt]

The third The Thing was actually a prequel, so not technically a remake

[@Zer0effort]

explain, also what tf was that ending?

[@jamesmurray8558]

I worked in a film lab. Two new girls came in, one had a big head the other was goth. I called them Children of the Corn.

[@hatednyc]

Great story.

[@aleanahoptowit5525]

Should have been children of the KORN

[@Clara-ph7my]

I do like 'Children Of The Corn' (1984). I was not keen, when I first watched. I was young and this was VHS Rental days. I wanted gore. I have watched this movie lots of times since and developed fondness for it. Perhaps for nostalgic reasons. I don't know. I put this in the same category as 'Pet Sematary'. However when you grew up, surrounded by corn/crop fields, children playing out on the streets. Which is what we used to do. "Go to the fields and play", parents would shout out to us. The story was a very different approach, of it's time. As for every sequel. Don't even bother going there.

[@winslow-eh5kv]

Some remakes that I like are Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), Nosferatu, The Vampire (1979), The Thing (1982), Cat People (82), Scarface (1983) and The Blob (1988). But THOSE are all OLDER ones and have nothing to do with this CURRENT remake TREND (which I pretty much hate).

[@ryanchandler1223]

It would be great if you ranked the entire franchise it has some cool kills and great moments

[@willdallas53]

No it doesn’t.

[@joethebigorangecat]

watching all of the sequels is a wild ride and are hysterical if you love bad movies.

[@autisticwarguy]

Also why the hell is not growing corn an issue? Like, it’s not uncommon for this to happen and in fact, sometimes farmers will rotate crops so that the soil isn’t ruined, so this is actually good for the ground as it seems the corn is dying so it might fix it.

[@AvisQuinntheLevel]

First of all, subbed. Second, that's it. How have I not found this channel yet?

[@Shelleyan-wi6yn]

Just discovered your channel... PER-FECT ! I love your deadpan voice telling very interesting things ^^

[@jujutaylor2186]

11 movies based on the premise of a SHORT STORY. omg how😢 and why?

[@speabody]

I couldn’t care less about these movies but I found myself here anyway and you did a good job. Your level of deadpan was just right. It would’ve been very easy to go heavy on the snark and overdo the editing but you hit the right amount while maintaining a credible level of objectivity. Your criticisms were ultimately academic and not just “this sucks”, while putting your own wry touches on it. Honestly, I at first didn’t think I was going to watch all 27 minutes and here we are. Coherent, entertaining, and persuasive.

[@Horrormaster13]

I dropped this Franchise after Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return. That movie sucked so BAD that I gave up on the whole Franchise.

[@03bgood]

The first 3 are decent. 4 and 5 are pretty boring.

[@KwangTheMongrel]

The original movie is really good TO ME PERSONALLY because I can relate to the setting. In rural places you come across all sorts of s all towns and sometimes they just seem….off. It’s a vibe.

[@Mr.gnome27]

Yeah, I loved the original too

[@thurnishaley1361]

You're funny as hell dude, please keep making content just discovered you so the algorithm is def promoting you

[@sargonsblackgrandfather2072]

When you tell someone what COTC is about they’re like, “wow that sounds awesome” and you’re like, “yeah, well no”

[@alanrubio8435]

Children of the corn 2009 might be as bad as it gets, but it follows the plot of the og short story very closely compared to the 80’s movie and the more recent one. It’s odd because out of the three, the bestish one is the og movie which is boring af, then the most faithful to the source material is the 2009 version and the most recent one is… a movie that exists. It seems that the best way to portray this concept would be a short film, preferably animated, as it could get away with more stuff than any live action adaptation could ever even try to do.

[@biggeek2256]

It’s funny how Linda Hamilton stared in two films in 1984, a ridiculous horror movie and of course, The Terminator

[@juicedgoose]

The way you cut from the door slam on the kid to the adults smiling 😂

[@hexapusink]

"Little kids! Voting!? Hahaha!"

[@caseymckenna7111]

*runs over kid, ending their life forever* “Uggh..”

[@maricon_carne]

Linda Hamilton's career is interesting like, off the top of my head i can name the Terminator movies, COTC, Dante's Peak, and her role in Weeds. T2 especially should have made her a big star but, I guess post break up with Cameron hollywood put her on hold. Oop i forgot beauty and the beast

[@LedosKell]

I have a soft spot for 6. The first half had a great atmosphere, even if the latter half is a letdown.

[@FreeOpenTruth]

Me too! Isaac's Return!!!! Love it!

[@Zatbag88]

I remember watching the sequels on Sci-fi and that they all sucked that I can't remember any of the plot lines. Then everyday for a month it was the one with Eva Mendes filmed in gratuitous up her skirt camera angles on repeat for some reason.

[@meanyuanyu2954]

I can't believe I'm defending the terrible 2020 remake, but there is actually an explanation for why Eden saved some adults for later. It was because their deaths were personal. Eden's birth parents were very abusive, implied to be so in every way up until they died. She was then raised by the town preacher, who continued the abuse, if not escalated it. Everyone in town knew what was going on, but no one stepped in at all at any point in time with either her birth parents or the preacher. Eden's only escape was to run out into the corn, which is where she ran into the monster. It was the only compassionate adult form she'd experienced. So she killed the preacher because of what he did to her and then she killed the dad because he wanted to take the corn away from her.

[@pustulio81]

Okay, to be fair, "The Thing" was one remake and a prequel LOL

[@ledinoquebecois2860]

Hi, I really liked your video. Again, this was funny, well analyzed, well explained, etc. Your opinion was interesting to listen at and you make pretty good content. Good job! Continue your stuff, it is very entertaining

[@RyguyAlpha]

I swear Burt from the first movie always made me think he was being played by Michael Bay.

[@steampunkfox4932]

Technically The Thing 2011 isn’t actually a remake it’s actually a prequel to the John Carpenter The Thing

[@curiositykilledthecat5118]

Why are so many modern horror movies just awful?

[@TindraSan]

why is the audio on this video so low? I usually have my computer audio a bit below middle of the bar but I'm almost at the top with this one

[@liquidsleepgames3661]

Being in a hole that is being filled like that is extremely dangerous and kills many construction workers yearly

[@miversen2674]

I like this channel, but the audio could be turned up just a bit. It's a little hard to hear you when there's any background noise.

[@HORRORCULTURE]

Thanks for the heads up

[@_officiallyerica4420]

OMG this was absolutely hilarious! I had to pause on my tv and log with my phone so I could leave a comment! "Walking Around, The Movie" Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

[@GabyGibson]

Isn't the actor who played Issac an actual adult?

[@HORRORCULTURE]

Yes, 20 something year old with a disease of some sort

[@your-gilmoreboy]

Im a pretty big fan of this movie (if you couldnt tell) and the fact that it had TEN. OTHER. MOVIES. AND A REMAKE. Made me feel like a dumbass cuz i kept watching the first one, and I'll be honest, the first and original one is probably better than than the others. I also loved Burt in the movie, especially with how he looked and overall acted. But with the way his appearance was butchered in the remake.. 😟 I did NOT want to watch the remake for that alone *Spoiler* : and the fact that MALACHAI WAS AN *EXPECTING* FATHER IN THE REMAKE??? HELLO???

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

I completely forgot there was a recent children of the corn remake

[@Florida_man407]

2009 version follows the story better than 1984. It's almost verbatim

[@likaner1]

Not gonna lie I really liked the remake in ‘06-‘07. I remember watching it on cable in middle school during some Halloween marathon on the Spike/Sci-Fy channel.

[@JohnnyD5]

Finally, the review is here!!!!

[@televisionforever]

I've seen all of them. I'd say in terms of "so bad it's good" the 3rd Children of the corn Urban Harvest was the most entertaining as it had typical high school tropes in it that made it fun to make fun of. That was is for sure my favorite after the original.

[@LimpAnarchist]

The second (2009) one is a quite close adaptation to the short story, thanks!

[@thehorroranalog2943]

By the way a fact to be known about the original movie is that the actor John Franklin the original actor for Isaac some think to believe he was a child in the role but he was actually an adult at the time and had the diagnosis of Progeria so technically he's an adult that just happens to look like a child. Oh and for those of you who never have even heard of Progeria before or have no fucking idea on what the fuck it is, it is basically to sum it all up it is a physical condition that some people are diagnosed with that when they grow up they will still age as an adult but unfortunately they will still look like a child in certain perspectives.

[@tiffanygotgame]

Children of the corn 2 (the one u skipped) was actually my fav one I was soooo scared and loved every bit of it I just love horror movies tbh

[@skeaneable]

can you review a Hong Kong horror movie called 'The Boxer's Omen it's batshit insane!

[@docd-monik4380]

I love the original film, and the short story. Its a creepy ass scenario. Organized religion is already a scary thing, even moreso in a small and secluded town. But how much of a shit show would it be if all the children in town just up and decided to form their own church? They would absolutely be wide open to demonic influence, if you believe in that sort of thing. Even without that, it would be a total shit show and people would get hurt...

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

When you consider that He Who Walks Behind the Roles is Randall Flagg, the scene of him zooming into the one dude's mouth is very funny.

[@bradsly3386]

I just got into your videos yesterday and they're amazing! Love your content man keep it up!!!

[@ianallan8328]

I gonna say children of the corn 1984 is so much better then the other sequels and remakes

[@quotenpunk279]

Ben Shapiro really should have sticked to acting after his performance as Isaac in the 1984 Movie

[@8cameltoes]

i have my audio jacked......and i can't hear you

[@johnnyfreespeech5815]

The opening of this video eclipses why I rarely go to the movies now and don’t watch most new blockbusters. Everything and I mean EVERYTHING from the big studios is a remake, reboot or sequel of something that had its time thirty years ago or more.

[@MrEd8846]

Idk if the thing can be really said to have been remade 3 times since The Thing is a remake and The Thing is a prequel to The Thing (they made the bluray confusing so im making this post confusing). Or with the texas chainsaw massacre some of the titles you listed are meant to be sequels to the original

[@HORRORCULTURE]

I’m fully aware, I was thinking more of movies with the same title since it seems to be a trend nowadays. Thanks for watching

[@MrEd8846]

​@HORRORCULTURE I'm actually subscribing now. I'm liking the video list so far lol

[@subjectdelta44]

I'm glad it's not treason or anything to think the original children of the corn movie was boring. I never liked cornfields as a kid (didn't like that you couldn't see around you) & my mom said something like "better not watch children of the corn then!" when I mentioned it. When I finally did see the movie, I thought it was so bad that it actually made me less scared of cornfields. Wild.

[@discomfortfilms]

Every time they announce another one of these damn things I'm hoping it's an accurate folk horror adaptation of the short story and every time I am disappointed

[@birdy9922]

In the original premise it was Children of the Potato Patch but it wasn't as suspenseful because you could just see where all the kids are...

[@Mumscup]

Corny mate corny❤

[@birdy9922]

@@Mumscup Mission accomplished! 😆

[@salemslotandmore8278]

Thanks for the Video 😀

[@kikichucktown]

My clearly not raised anywhere near a farm ass didn't understand why they were talking about "he who walks behind the rose" (why are they worshiping a flower??) - wasn't until adulthood that I realized they were talking about the rows of corn.

[@nickducharme5104]

I have seen all the movies and the remake but not the new one yet

[@TheJericho1123]

the 09 remake, Vicky and Burt were more like the book.

[@Supremely_Based_Takes]

Return of the living dead next.

[@chicodepuertorico1450]

This is just my 2 cents: I think the reason why these movies are so terrible is because the casts are always children and they're just terrible at acting.

[@mister_logan0846]

I found out that my dad was going to be in the second one as a random kid in the background

[@peggyfillmore1971]

This is kind of a cool storyline on the original ,if you forgive the cheesy crap. Think about it kids become involved in a religion , excuse me cult and how a religion can easily be a cult.

[@TinaLouise73]

COTC was a great Steohan king movie adaptation i thought!

[@mikebell2112]

11:30 you must make sacrifice unto me. Don't forget to listen in biblical mode. Isaac's mom dressed him in little shorts, how stinkin' cute is that.

[@HORRORCULTURE]

🤯

[@thejonathan130]

Is that Dee from BSG?