The Chip Chipperson Podacast - 024 Where the fudge is lauren?

[@jaycub722]

LOL I laughed so hard when I saw they replaced Lauren with a fleshlight with headphones and a hat.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Did ya'?

[@mohitthapa7064]

What? What are you talking about?

[@OniSyphon]

Wow, I didn't notice.

[@matthewlong2667]

@@OniSyphonI had to read the comment to notice.

[@i2su405]

@@SmokeymcJoint420 i hurt myself today

[@llary]

There is no reason why any sane person should enjoy this but the Chip Podacast is literally what I look forward to the most every week. It's kind of like eating some really terrible nasty candy because it's comforting and reminds you of your grandpa.

[@954RR_]

Those little candies 🍭 🍬 Uncle Paul would give out!

[@adamcarbo73]

That fleshlight is a better board op than opie. Gets more laughs too.

[@daleravic]

Who else completely lost it with "I'm olda lady. My husband gotta cancer." Lmao

[@Gekokujo76]

I think that's from a famous Robin Williams improv where he takes a scarf from a woman in the front row. He started off improving with the tissue paper and then went to the "old lady babushka" thing. Good stuff.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

@@Gekokujo76 considering every 7 year old does the same thing with a towel I don’t believe Robin owns that, thanks for trying to be a buzz kill tho

[@Mirage1k]

Lauren's not sick she's just recovering since chip knocked it thru the mattress

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

What’d you mean? She’s right there

[@vincentrosethorn4886]

Lauren's best episode yet.

[@ericmceachin6375]

Cooter and a dunce hat is the funniest thing I've seen/heard in a while.

[@heySTUPIDass]

That's sad.

[@jgjg3848]

Smashing Anthony was hilarious. Ant knows how to dish it out & can take it too

[@KarenTookTheKids364]

Norton has a genius comedy mind. It's insane

[@sqwaqwc123]

39:05 The Anthony beating was hilarious!

[@jgjg3848]

That's what you call a good smashing!

[@308bushmaster]

Yeah that was great !!

[@Tc-nu8cu]

this is the only show i actually watch

[@ericcoleman288]

I love how Jimmy is destroying Opie through Chipp, it is obvious to me now that Chipp is actually Opie

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

How can you be a fan of the show ad ot even know how to spell the name correctly?

[@biguprochester]

Hold on I'm steering the ship. It's a pecka

[@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg]

He's constantly making Opie references in almost every show.

[@briantaylorinc]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON that sounds familiar mhmmm

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Lets go to the phones.

[@308bushmaster]

Radio Gold !!

[@Skriimp]

Jim is a genius.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Flattering , and he is a very clever and funny guy, but genius is a bit of a stretch.

[@leahcimolrac1477]

Skrapiron What does Jim have to do with Chip's podcast though?

[@IndianBrah]

24:07 chip breaks character at a bob Kelly joke by ant

[@Rich8dragon]

this guy is a big snl fan

[@Gigabomber]

laughing isn't breaking character.

[@pauloro7399]

ahahah "steering the ship" they're not even trying to hide it anymore

[@adamcarbo73]

Paulo Ro I wait for the day they say fuck it and use his name. Chip dresses exactly like opie to start the show and has perky tits and blonde wig dressed in sweats and a t shirt, and yells hold on hold on!

[@HermitMoth]

Fawking brutal roast of Cumia starts at 39:00

[@jeffreycherep8264]

gothmoth64 + A lightning strike of sheer viciousness.

[@gzagenius3]

Anthony Cumia - Brother of People's Court plaintiff. lol

[@jgjg3848]

Too funny! I always try to catch all the guest names/descriptions. They're always a great laugh too

[@Jay-ij2dd]

Jim and Ant are freaking gold together.

[@chenzointhamix]

That is the first time i laughed at what was coming from the cam on the lower right....

[@moorbilt]

20:38 Olda Lady 27:29 Chippah’s Wrap

[@markpaulsen8679]

was hopin the live podacast was comin, goddammiiit!!!

[@Hammersmashed68]

mark paulsen probably editing it and makin it look all shiny and shiznit. Better be worth the wait up in this muuuug

[@marrosquites2779]

Chip's on fire

[@carl1212]

I wonder what happens after the show ends. "Alright... Thanks guys. Sorry I'm such a fucking weirdo."

[@shanustheanus]

Where's the live show? We've been waiting all week for it 😯

[@leahcimolrac1477]

shanustheanus Here here. I actually tried to buy tickets for the live show but it was already sold out, less than a day after they went on sale. There's gotta be something for those of us who were willing to pay to see it and couldn't. I was even going to pay an exorbitant $17.11 to sit in the Golden Circle!

[@aegars]

On Jim and Sam show Jim said that live show will be released, maybe they didnt had enaugh time to edit it

[@TheGutterMonkey]

According to Norton's Facebook, it looks like the show will be released on the 23rd of this month.

[@shellbacksclub]

Forgot how funny Norton can be when Roberts isn't holding him down!

[@brendand1985]

Sounds to me like Lauren is pregnant, home run Chipperson!

[@ChampionsOfMen]

i HoMe RaaHn ChIPpErrrrrSoN !

[@brooksideradio]

Chip is on fire this episode! too funny.

Chipper is the best comedian out i might go see norton because of this guy

[@derickathill6090]

How did the lawsuit not get any laughs!?! Anthony you're brilliant tsss

[@JimmyKn1ves]

These deserve way more views!

[@BRAND0N...]

Thank you for uploading this

[@apothos666]

HEEERE'S JERRY

[@Jja67890]

That dice joke from cumia was fucking gold STOP RILLING ME

[@R3cov3ry]

this was the chippest episode yet, and i loved it.

[@gabegarcia6425]

Luis J Gomez is the only reason why I don't listen to the Believe You Me podcast. It's a shame because Michael is actually one of the funnier MMA fighters in my opinion.

[@dirtynipples26]

riveting tale chap

[@gabegarcia6425]

Thank you, Sir Edgelord McMeme

[@Zigazaga420]

i want a chip movie so badly

[@seanperry8029]

Luis is a drain

[@pnlson5629]

So many Opie references, so little time...

[@mn1215]

Hey Chip, read the comments. No one wants Luis on this show.

[@TPhilth]

Luis isn't funny on Anthony's show, and he's also not funny on Chips show.

[@hoviksmail]

Chip Chipperson: Lauren's not here today, Lamar said he'd help her fix our floor boards. They make all kinds of noises like "Harder and Deeper". It's so strange.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Hey, you've got to make sure you get those nails in properly.

[@camoang]

Chip has the best theme song in the history of theme songs.

[@gurskyman]

Some genuine inquiries: Does Luis even write jokes? Does he have any improv ability, or comedic gift whatsoever? I'm confused as to what marks him a comic, and not just some opinionated grown child who talks endlessly on podcasts.

[@joshb8976]

Luis is proof that perseverance pays off. He is a brilliant businessman and I think that’s what keeps him around.

[@VypaUK]

Luis? See ya next week Chippah.

[@ScubaShneve]

Might be the best ep yet. Anthony and Luis were great!

[@billingtonmarc25]

Chip is based on Opie, the whole body of Chip's work is a big fuck you to Gregg Hughes.

[@adamcarbo73]

Somethings different about Lauren......I feel like her chin looks smaller. Looks great though

[@BigSomethingSomething]

"He looks just like Bela. It's uncanny" - Ant (line of the day)

[@seanperry8029]

39:00 the shredding of Anthony commences

[@shadowvessel1972]

11:10 Holy shit was that a shout out to Opie? That was brutal.

[@adamcarbo73]

IRONCLAD BISHOP lol I wouldn't be suprised. A smashing and a half

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

I don't know, it is a bit vague and doesn't exactly reference anything Gregg has said in the past.

[@nikolaicarpathia8171]

IRONCLAD BISHOP I bet we miss alot. Ant and Sam are probably the only ones who get 100% of chips enigma jokes wrapped in an ass eater.

[@GreenGearMood]

And again at 20:20 HOLDONHOLDONHOLDONHOLDON

[@dorpth]

You missed 6:19

[@williamroy87]

Was hoping for live show. Gawdammit

[@dizzle24]

_ _ me too 😢the live show was incredible!

[@alexhagood8596]

24:42 When he flings the sheet and it just floats back into his face Jim might actually be turning into Chip

[@marrosquites2779]

This episode was fly as a mug!

[@thomasa8814]

"Or Bob Kelly..."

[@rodearney8960]

Chip calls Luis, LG 😂

[@slurppypurr]

Luis is the worst

[@Medieval_Dead]

Luis doesn't say anything funny nor does he realize when something funny is said. Apparently all it takes to be a comedian these days is zero self awareness.

[@adamcarbo73]

Medieval Dead I believe the term is a fuckin zilchapotomus. Fuckin yuck cuz

[@brandenfarbanger3935]

I love when racists are absolute losers. Like, who is your punk ass to judge anyone?

[@200gregg]

good one, luis and ant are good guests

[@jmcc2k10]

i love this mug cuzzz

[@ThinCrustPizza67]

lol the flesh light in Lawrenss place...

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

"Lawren." Is that really how you think it is spelled? Yikes.

[@ThinCrustPizza67]

Smokey McJoint lol that's how Chip says it

[@SamSam-by6tw]

Do we not get to watch the live show?

[@dorpth]

21:00 those are all indistinguishable from Bobo's characters 25:57 ha ha holy fuck that was brutal 37:07 way too quick witted for the chippa

[@patrickdfarley]

At 21:29 we have three grown men (two of whom are over 50) playing the game peek-a-boo. Their reactions are sincere.

[@anupam6192]

Was Chip taking shots at torpid sloth..?

[@killuahanma856]

#BRINGCHIPBACK

[@DrLeroyGreen]

More cake for the Chippa!

[@fograw5]

did luis gomez really say dave smith is better than george carlin or bill hicks? hahaha wtf

[@Slassh69x]

Dave isn't the funniest dude but politically he knows more then most comics. He doesn't hold a candle to any great comics tho, LG is tripping.

[@ndr523]

Luis J Gomez*

[@imilf2003]

Luis J Jerkoff is a unfunny tool

[@DanMcShea]

Love you buddy!

[@joshb8976]

Hahahaha then cutting to "Lauren" is fucking hilarious.

[@jesusiscomingsoon7711]

Chip is tha MAN cuzz

[@Aitcheoz]

Where's the live show? I waited all fucking week for this after the incessant teasing here and on J&S, uh'godammi. Not a bad episode though, p to the g.

[@SamSam-by6tw]

Exactly. What the fuck? I wanna see Artie, Ant and Chip.

[@desi_jeremy3967]

Well never see it. They suck at getting the live shows out.

[@brettdavies4953]

They were talking about Lackawanna. Imagine that in a spelling bee: "Use it in a sentence" "Jim Norton loves cooters, but the Lackawanna won't necessarily rule her a girl out as a potential date"

[@rockforlight]

4:55 yiiiiiiikes 😂

[@richuncle9689]

I felt Laurens absence

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

"Brother of People's Court plaintiff" Who showed up in a David Draiman costume far too early for Halloween. It would have been far more entertaining if it had been a case of he and George Costanza arguing over the parking spot.

[@LouisGossipJr]

Why's Sam sitting behind Luis?

[@UGLY-MONEY17]

Unidentified Account that's because that's where he belongs

[@DWAC]

robert downy underrated comment of the year award goes to

[@meeshaka6016]

Hopefully thats the brain cancer waiting room

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

The real question is why is he on in the first place?

[@Derek_Keenan]

Idk what's with all the LJG hate, Luis is hilarious. Peckas

[@kevinclark2327]

Why do Gomez and Soder have the EXACT same tone and delivery?

[@adamcarbo73]

Kevin Clark soder is infinitely funnier than Gonads. Soders voice is deeper and can do impressions and can be funny consistently

[@DKamps]

Luis J Gomez has never made me laugh and i keep giving him a chance.....just a wet blanket

[@bryan7853]

seriously.....

[@blaineburns9957]

he`s a douchebag wannabe half turd who thinks he`s funny....only he thinks he is....

[@TowGunner]

His witlessness shone through when Chip was riffin on Ant. He’s unlistenable.

[@dbone024]

GOMITES ASSEMBLE!

[@Iiridon]

Luis sounds like he has a mouth full of saliva when he talks

[@BigFrog22]

नहीं साहब! आप सोच रहे हैं कि क्या साईं जेड

[@BigFrog22]

nahin saahab! aap soch rahe hain ki kya saeen jed

[@BigFrog22]

Sorry I forgot to use trannylater. No sir! You are thinking if Saiyan Z

[@scottyblades666]

"Take one out and sing a song from Grease"

[@mezzaninex]

Olivia Newton Gone

[@joshkohl692]

I thought there was a live show ? are they not posting it?

[@jfischetti]

Josh Kohl Jim said it’ll be out in 2 weeks. Still editing it.

[@joshkohl692]

John Fischetti Jesus Christ 2 week's? am I crazy or is that a Realy long time to edit 1 video

[@lancelance9314]

Josh Kohl Netflix is picking it up

[@joshkohl692]

Tree 77 and how is that? he said 2 weeks to load a video. I asked isn't that a long time. That's not a normal amount of time for a normal video so if there's something I'm unaware of why not help me out and tell me instead of acting like a douche

[@jfischetti]

Josh Kohl, There we’re 5 cameras, so more time is needed to edit the show.

[@timdowns4629]

OMG Kaiser blade. Did anybody else catch that. This man is a genius.... Frank Abigail too.... Damn it

[@winterc.2476]

Frank Abygnale*... Catch Me If You Can

[@nonofyabidnez5737]

What's that law suit stuff about? Can somebody please explain.

[@briansjohnson17]

No Lauren booo

[@stiguy894]

There cannot be a such thing as a perpetual motion machine, but somehow Luis J Gomez invented one at 11.

[@RoastyBunz]

LETS GO!

[@ddevineisofine]

Oh my God Laurens replacement

[@adamcarbo73]

Lauren's chin helped carve out the blocks on the pyramids.

[@JustinRK81]

Why don't Luis just eat the entire microphone for a snack because he's got it inside of his mouth when he talks hahaha

[@rburns1918]

Gwonow

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

I have often wondered how to spell it out. You win.

[@isummer9140]

Imagine if they had opie on as a guest

[@vlnow]

Hey Chip, can you ask Louis CK to come on the show. Thanks

[@jakewright8366]

way to wear the tuesdays with stories shirt luis so lunch

[@jm339]

Lauren left terribly, please give us a good Chip bye

[@westonwebb8949]

Steering the ship....

[@adamcarbo73]

Weston Webb the fleshlight does a better job steering the ship than you know who.

[@SuperstarPecanbar]

I see Anthony and i know this episode will be perfect.

[@barneyrebel0123]

Cool. No Sam. I can enjoy this show now.

[@9Skiddlerip9]

38:51 The funniest and also truest part of the show.