The Chosen Takes Over (What're Those?!)

[@YeseniaThomas0316]

I’m waiting for a “Shayne catching things out of midair” compilation

[@szombie]

Honestly my exact thought 😂

[@RaggedKnowledge96]

Just curious: how many are there so far? I know this and the bread

[@YeseniaThomas0316]

@@RaggedKnowledge96 the breads sort of a reoccurring thing it’s happened a couple times and I’m sure it’s gonna happen again lol

[@whateverworksmate.721]

He's so good at catching things.

[@captainhook8138]

That’s going to be a flash back to how good he is at everything. I can’t wait for another Smosh games.

[@Joseph-oo7pp]

Whenever Shayne plays the chosen, he always looks like he’s about to break, and I love it.

[@milo4492]

Love the pfp Memento Mori 🖤🤍🖤🤍

[@chickenfriedmeats1618]

It really is part of the chosens charm to see a smile creep on his face, and then the tea kettle wheeze laugh

[@caitlinw6355]

Memento Mori

[@Steven_Costanza]

Memento Mori

[@jasonaspinwall]

Momento Mori my friend

[@hugh_dancy]

i love the idea of the chosen hosting shows, please get the chosen to host Eat it Or Yeet It next and do extraterrestrial foods

[@josephbartolomeo6240]

YEEESSS!!! He just takes shows over, like he’s supposed to play eat it or yeet it then hes like nah Courtney sit here

[@Alertse]

And of course Garrett already knows the Aliens and their cuisine because I mean it's Garrett 😆

[@lukefarrell1453]

YES

[@mettatonex7221]

If it's the Chosen, I want to see him cover foods from the various prisons he escaped.

[@FlaminHauTism]

foods from the games he plays or to prepare us for aliens lol

[@moosedraw3731]

Bruh, the fact Damien goes “dude, this is legit a brand name, this is fucking lotion” iconic.

[@scottdenby290]

And Shane's lack of reaction to it too

[@TheChristmasNinja12]

I don't understand how Damien didn't also get the point, considering his answer was moisturizer and it was lotion...

[@8Rincewind]

@@TheChristmasNinja12 The Chosen works in mysterious ways.

[@SaintLeeclops]

​@TheChristmasNinja12 technically lotion has a higher water content than moisturizer and doesn't "absorb", it stays on the skin surface. (Moisturizing lotion vs healing lotion vs age defying blah blah blah) So wouldn't be shocking for the Chosen to not give it, but obviously he didn't say all that as his reasoning lol. but I agree he deserves that point!

[@rylivingthepast]

i love that Shane is like a human trying to be an alien while Olivia is like an alien trying to be a human. lol and that explains why they get along so naturally

[@kristincondupa5679]

Damiens anxiety when he’s not the host is hilarious but so relatable.

[@mitziekat9987]

0:59 I love that Shayne crafted that sentence in such a way that he could swiftly block the others from "yes, and"-ing him during his monologue.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

The Chosen does not get improv'd by anyone

[@falconeer4382]

"A new TV is like 100 bucks" "Yeah well that's because it's spying on you" This freaking killed me xD

[@lkc101]

That is such a Noah answer 😂😂😂

[@dashlukky]

Same! He knows.

[@sarasummers9071]

That exchange is the most Olivia and Noah exchange ever

[@CahyaArif404]

@@sarasummers9071 Ashley_investment

[@Kontekst]

its true tho

[@llewtree3013]

I love how Olivia can naturally just match the energy of the chosen

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

If The Chosen was The Doctor, Olivia would be his Companion

[@pianopanicattack]

@@georgelloydgonzalez god dammit now i need this

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

“How much money in the world money does it cost” *He's speaking the language of the gods*

[@jeremybourque7179]

Dude, fuckin crazy that the born leader of North Korea likes new age Smosh.

[@ВладимирМаркевич-э7ю]

@@jeremybourque7179 IKR! Maybe he has secret access to the World Wide Web.

[@Scrofar]

god I would so pay money to witness Olivia vs the Chosen, their battles would be legendary

[@leila9050]

Yes! Olivia is so powerful

[@Shay_Nessa]

Jones vs The Chosen!

[@sophiatortorice7766]

Them calling Jack Skellington the Venom Cheshire Cat is the strangest collision of references

[@kateh7484]

This character perfectly suits the insanity that is this show

[@zacheddy9685]

I still don't understand this show, and the chosen's choas just adds more confusion

[@zacheddy9685]

@@shinyruby0 I appreciate your reply chosen, keep up your important work.

[@samara92]

The fact that Olivia won this is absolutely sending me

[@NSYami]

This is basically 16 minutes of Olivia having a crush on The Chosen lol

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

Business as usual

[@joshalvarez298]

Shayne sorry chosen mistaking the bottle for being a liquid glove and it actually being lotion was the greatest smosh moment of recent memory. I freaking lost it! haha

[@davenmcclellan7563]

Its not actually normal lotion. It's a hybrid between what Shayne said it was and lotion. You can Google it, it's not *that* interesting though.

[@akayukilucifel]

Are we just gonna ignore that Olivia's knowledge about aliens is a bit sus?

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Smosh canon Olivia is God.

[@tashkashka]

Among Us

[@wilberforce95]

Shayne just standing and vibing in his Chose outfit makes me laugh every time

[@fredrainey3038]

boy sure can fill some khakis *twirls his moutache while realizing Shayne is a person and shouldn't be objectify just because he has a serious dumpy* ...... SHAME!

[@127sys]

Whenever Noah's on this show, we get the best episodes.

[@amberlovely1]

I feel like he's high all the time on this show and I can relate. XD

[@jt34915]

He and Olivia asking all those questions was hilarious, Damien would have shut it down immediately if he was hosting 😄

[@amberlovely1]

@@jt34915 Yes! I was thinking the same thing. I laughed so hard at all the questions they kept asking.

[@CahyaArif404]

@@amberlovely1 Ashley_investment

[@GreedIslxnd]

Shayne: dont taste it, dont ever taste it. Damien: *tastes it.* PHBLEH.

[@wayneenyaw3492]

Please keep having Olivia in What're Those episodes, her "alien" text was kililng me!

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"In order to grow, you must empty your cup" Spencer Tzu, the Art of The Chosen

[@7ylerD]

It’s the glasses. All the other details add so much to the Chosen character, but the glasses are what make the delivery so perfect. They hide his eyes band it works wonders on making everything just a little uncomfortable, lol.

[@Jim-yx3cz]

The Chosen changing the rule for how much money does it cost is such a great move 😎

[@vicentecastro4221]

Don't you mean "How much in the universe does money does this... is this?"

[@avantikakulkarni5971]

Why does Damien seem like he'd be a union leader for the humans in an alien world 😂😂

[@MC-pt8kv]

Damien is so absolutely antagonistic toward the Chosen. I love it.

[@marts3104]

i love that we're having more smosh lore now....is olivia a god or an alien pretending to be human? the answer is yes.

[@matthewelliott7294]

She could be both.

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

i knew a kid in high school with Chosen type energy. i once made a hitchhiker’s guide joke, kind of to myself, and he said “hah. making a hitchhiker’s guide joke in 2015? really?” the room was silent as no one else in our small class had read or seen hitchhiker’s guide and didn’t understand why this dude was attempting to roast me for murmuring “42” after the teacher asked for our interpretation of the meaning of life. he also chuckled as though i were a simple fool compared to his galaxy brain energy because i said “i don’t play first-person shooters often, but i really like borderlands”. i really did try to become friends with the kid. i think he was just too powerful…

[@notimportant2180]

1:22 Shayne: "In order to grow, you must empty your cup" Damien: *about to open his fly* 😂

[@ameliaaa7371]

noah and olivia taking turns in asking questions is such a happy moment i love them so much

[@Ocker3]

The entire face mask segment was brilliant, the questions and the Chosen's soft answers just kill me!

[@ivorellarackley4401]

Shayne trying so hard to not laugh is killing me 😂

[@smithscullyx]

I wonder of he was cracking up behind the mask 😂

[@nat.m.portant9959]

When The Chosen turned around to change his mask, I realized I never saw his face before I wonder what he lookd like, then I remember he's just Shayne

[@crystalfeline]

How do you know that though, have YOU seen what The Chosen looks like beneath his glasses?

[@tanktank4057]

How do you know he has eyes at all? Maybe he echolocates

[@Lincolnambrosius]

The chosen - “I do not mean to be intimidating. I come in peace” no, chosen, you’ve never came.

[@mapleranger420]

He is a proud member of no-fap after all

[@Lincolnambrosius]

@@mapleranger420 yessir

[@camrynd8875]

When Damien said he doesn't remember hosting because the redbull takes him away... i felt that

[@fidemharmony]

"You cannot insult me. I've already been through middle school." -The Chosen 2021

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The Chosen: But people just like you are only just learning about it Olivia: 👁👄👁

[@starfrisco7163]

Damien is truly a different person when he is not hosting … he is so … calm

[@starfrisco7163]

When they asked all those questions about the mask, I thought: Damien wouldn’t have allowed any of that …

[@scarabeesoleil8211]

the way the chosen stands never fails to make me laugh, everytime i see him stand the way he does i lose my mind, he looks like he’s about to start a fight but also about to tell his mom he frew up

[@slimchelmi6940]

I love how this character is so much larger than life that even other smosh members forget it's just shayne doing a silly voice

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The back of a Spencer's is the true boys locker room

[@ianhi9572]

I want an episode with the dumpster wizard here with red bull Damien cohosting making the most chaotic ep ever

[@frasc25]

I forgot how good noah is at roasting people till 8:05

[@petrickerley2557]

I'm loving how much Noah is loving this 😂

[@glenndallas7171]

That LED mask is legit the coolest thing they've had on this show.

[@amberlovely1]

This has to be one of the funniest epidsodes I have seen lately! The Chosen is my favorite character and I was absolutely vibing with Noah the whole episode! Great job, guys.

[@FlyingDickMagic]

Not gonna lie that mask Shayne brought out was pretty lit 😏

[@AzureJoems]

Damien when he's not the host: "Look how they massacred my boy"

[@CrackSkellington]

The chosen is the high functioning autism king we needed. I like the depiction of The Chosen being “weird” and not getting social cues, but still being a good, nice, dude. I feel like the punchline for that kind of character is always either they’re an incel or have “school shooter vibes” and that is very hurtful, but the punchlines for The Chosen are just that he says shit off the cuff and doesn’t abide by societal standards. Thanks Shayne

[@iynque]

Damien: Chosen, you’re wrong. It’s lotion. Chosen: Watch me mansplain my way out of being wrong 🥋

[@batung3898]

“ You cannot insult me , I’ve already been through middle school “ Wise words from a wise man

[@simonmize465]

Shayne. I’m having for real the hardest day of my life and you still put a smile on my face. Thanks

[@chickenfriedmeats1618]

Olivia roasting in the intro this gonna be good

[@bairsbeets]

Olivia: “think about it, a flat screen TV costs like a hundred dollars these days” Noah: “that’s because it’s spying on you” 😂

[@AnonYmous-xw1jn]

I love these episodes with The Chosen. He is the one from Legend, the one to save all realms from catastrophe

[@theteapotato763]

"In order to grow, you must empty your cup" The Chosen is dropping Zen philosophy right over here.

[@bryh555]

I don’t know if Olivia went into this with the plan of implying she’s an alien the entire time or if that’s just how she is

[@andrewrobinson4019]

I genuinely forget that Shayne is doing a bit and fully believe that The Chosen is a member of Smosh. Guess that’s how he got on The Goldbergs.

[@michaelapaxton7442]

Shayne: *holding the blue ball things* Me, out loud: "The blue is my pee"

[@sandycole2347]

U good?

[@bertoandon9681]

Wait a minute!

[@anniebell6846]

Please hydrate

[@KobraDaWolf]

Hpnotiq??

[@inzanedogg3]

Damien has a point with the whole why would aliens care about us specifically thing

[@DuperMate]

Seeing The Chosen holding his blue balls, instantly put a smile on my face.

[@taralynn182]

Olivia has been my favorite Smosh member for a while now, but she has really been shining lately

[@caityshanes5845]

Now we just need CFM, dumpster wizard, Brianna Boho, and Boneless to each host an episode!

[@pvic6959]

I just need more brianna boho in general LOL

[@TheCameramanGames]

Olivia looks soooo happy while looking at The Chosen

[@kozee6782]

I love how there is just a trophy with a cutout head of kimmy stuck to it in the background.

[@vannkleis4080]

Love Olivia low key flirting with the chosen

[@user-qb9ks2pm3o]

Shane has so many characters. What a Talent

[@agenda3854]

Damien is seriously just a supportive older brother trying his hardest

[@piapinata6430]

Whenever Damien smile, I smile 🙂

[@tomodaphne]

I love that Olivia tried to 1-up Chosen the Alien Expert by pretending to be an alien posing as a human.

[@Shay_Nessa]

Right, pretending...

[@innovaseanevolusean]

The Chosen is like if Kip Dynamite and Rex Kwon Do merged into the same person. So good!

[@arkhamjoker5396]

Honestly was hoping for wacky host Damien to be sitting there saying; “You can’t contain me forever. I will reclaim my show!”

[@tuwuesday]

Me, a sensitive chemistry nerd: oh neat, a glove in a bottle? Noah: *N I T R I T E G L O V E* Me, crying: i-it's nitrile

[@Alyssaishunting]

I say this everytime, Shayne breaking character is the funniest thing ever to exist

[@santino7470]

Can’t wait for Weary Traveler to host one of these.

[@AnimeNPC.]

This has aged perfectly with government saying aliens exist….Again … almost exactly to the year… for like the 3rd year in a row

[@toxictraitor4512]

Olivia is extra cute today. I love her energy.

[@StalwartShinobi]

That pen grab was incredible, theres always an epic moment with the chosen

[@scratproductions5773]

Not my heart melting with Olivia's "u think we can be friends?"

[@ren4173]

Noah and Olivia just constantly laughing at Chosen is my new favorite thing

[@TheDreadedZero]

Olivia said Shayne looked sexy and asked if she could be his special friend at the end. I’m getting flirty vibes in this video.

[@ggmann13]

"I think you look awesome, Chosen."

[@teresita5230]

😎 _You cannot insult me, I already been on middle school._ 😎

[@elcakes3453]

The face thing with lights was badass lol I want one

[@amandamcroberts]

I love this but I missed chaotic Damien

[@overeazy]

olivia and noah had such good chemistry here i feel like joining in their convo

[@SameGosling980]

When shayne said you need to empty your cup it reminded me of philosophy. A bowl is most useful when it is empty.

[@patriciaowusu-antwi6197]

Not suprised Olivia won this

[@whynot131313]

Olivia is so happy in this one... I feel like she is loving having someone being the weird one and she gets to enjoy the ride for a change

[@lovelylyrics530]

Netflix should make a series with all of smosh characters

[@kelly562006]

The Chosen gets me every time. No other character makes me laugh harder

[@Link-js4hg]

Damien should have won the first round. Isn’t lotion the same as moisturizer?

[@Wolffiee1998]

Whenever Damien drank all of the "mana potion" I thought it was red bull with blue food coloring and was waiting for the Manic energy to hit

[@syazwansuhaimi4547]

Olivia : do you think we can be friends? now that I've won and think we're kind of like on the same level Shayne : I don't know. I'm pretty busy so cute both of you 🤣🤣 ❤

[@TheAueRora]

Olivia and Noah making nonsensical banter and comments made my day dear lord, the tv price comment made me cackle so loud hahahah

[@MKizzle79]

I love "the chosen" he reminds me of so many people I met while in High School in the 90s. These kids are adorable inluding Ian and Anthony.

[@ek7713]

Guess Damien finally ran out of Redbull's

[@GoKnightsGo]

The Chosen is like Napoleon Dynamite if he could actually bow hunt.

[@see_elsewhere]

Olivia really wrote "gatorade" in norwegian and french at the same time

[@Celticshade]

When he caught that marker it reminded me of one time i did something similar in class. A highlight of my high school career. I set my pencil down and the dude in front of my grabbed it and started playing keep away with the guy behind me. I basically just snatched grabbed it mid air and just went back to writing. The guy in front of me was shocked, i was shocked. But i played it off like it was planned. Never did anything like that ever again in my life 😂