The Chosens Answer Your Assumptions

[@MarvelousSpirit]

‘The critoris?’ was the exact moment when I hit the like button

[@Valuepak]

nuh uh

[@smilehappyface8]

When I tell you I HOLLERED

[@MarvelousSpirit]

@@smilehappyface8bro had me chortling fr

[@msund9352]

saw this and I knew Spencer said it instantly lol

[@NeroHEX]

"Penis Parker" for me 😭

[@akaviral5476]

This comment section is about to become a Freaking. Hellscape.

[@justanotherweirdo11]

You just can't understand the way of The Chosen. 😎

[@theimprovedbore550]

We better listen to their advice if we want to survive.

[@crab_with_no_legs]

Impressive.

[@ZeddTheGeneral]

I read this comment as a chosen.

[@Phi1618033]

Bummer

[@LiamTHiggins]

i wonder if they're gonna show them break character?" "the critorus?" Never mind.

[@Yorie1234]

Breaking character is almost part of the character. I don't think that I've seen a portrayal of the Chosen that didn't

[@LilBoyTasmanKim]

Of course it's Spencer 😂😂

[@garagebandarchive]

I pray this is someones first complete and deep introduction to the Chosen.

[@P0rk_Sinigang]

We can only hope.

[@ANameIDontKnow]

That would be me, yup ._.

[@shaeisgae8952]

There's absolutely going to be so many lmao

[@wessle3233]

it is for me

[@starrr365]

I'm sure there are fans of this channel who have still never watched smosh😭

[@brilab]

you have to be a specific kind of chronically online to understand this video

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

I'm here for it😌✨

[@CasinoJackpots361]

damn, called me out on that 😅

[@TheKmanKVSC]

Personal attack 😅

[@Parmejohn-cx4il]

I mean, unless you're Amanda.

[@eemilyreed]

unfortunately, amanda could never understand 😢

[@lily6]

Trevor has learned the Chosen character so quickly

[@DaWombatGaming]

What do you mean, character? He is just unleashing his inner chosen like the rest of us

[@Vin_Venture896]

Honestly, I genuinely don’t think the character is that hard to learn, no diss to Trevor. Everyone has known a ‘Chosen’ in life so all you have to do is pull from the absurd nonsense they would say 🤣

[@ejaybugboy3yt]

Trevor always had The Chosen inside of him. The Chosen lurks in the very being of the soul, only able to be released once the body is ready and have proved itself. Once Trevor joined Smosh, his true Chosen came out and beared him the gifts that come with the true Chosen status, a katana and a Nintendo Switch that has an emulated version of Pokemon Gold on it.

[@Sarahminks75]

Trevor's must secretly be a prodigy he had graduated from culinary school and was working on GMM by the time he was 19

[@skillfulbones6178]

I think he is just a chosen

[@Dazyet]

“He believes his delusion” is going to be my new catchphrase.

[@kurasuta3715]

Well, that is the definition of a delusion

[@fionnualac4632]

That bit was hilarious. John is the anti chosen in this dimension.

[@leslieg108]

Anthony needs to do an I spent the day with John ​@@fionnualac4632

[@amberlynYT]

John outta left field with the one liners 😂😂😂😂

[@daanachmad4032]

That perfectly describes how some fans perceive The Chosen.

[@ToastyBits]

Anthony Padilla fans that don't watch Smosh are going to be so confused about this video.

[@wheelycody275]

I was half hoping to see Anthony as The Chosen

[@fernandoluzuriagaacosta5338]

@@wheelycody275 You do see him at the very end.

[@artsyapple6509]

Tbh i AM genuinely curious about his analytics on his audience and how many are also smosh fans and how many aren't!

[@kutenno3763]

Anthony is only a classic mistake attempting to be chosen.

[@thomasdatoneboi405]

@@artsyapple6509 I wasn’t a smosh fan when I started watching this channel, but when Anthony went back to smosh, I decided to check it out (months later though)

[@spennser]

might have disclosed too much in this one...

[@vivaleroca7511]

Critoris is fucking superb 💀

[@Pvydrow]

Spencer I think you are the most deranged Chosen of them all, the way you keep your face dead serious at all times kills me

[@ryanstrider8655]

No... How could Chosen do such a thing? The Chosen could not possibly disclose too much...

[@abstractfriends6722]

classic mistake

[@lashedsuns4529]

@@abstractfriends6722 classic mistake 🕶

[@paperpager1249]

Them breaking character as The Chosens never get old 😂

[@titikshachakraborty9094]

"What is woke if not a boundary" That's why Spencer is THE CHOSEN❤

[@artluvs]

That's a really good line

[@ethans9379]

Spencer is definitely the True Chosen

[@rikmulder183]

​@@ethans9379there's a reason the chosen was originally named Spencer Agnew when Shayne did the character for the first time

[@sparethoughts6845]

Imagine being a newer Anthony fan, not knowing the Smosh side, and seeing this for the first time

[@KingYuma_]

Especially those final 10 seconds

[@flyingsquid42]

The Chosens assumptions, Bit City, another Dread on smosh games and Wonderhole from Rhett and Link. What a day!

[@sandreaandrea]

Best Friday ever!!

[@diamelisynfante9801]

Absolutely incredible

[@stanclark8824]

Yup! A wonderful day for smosh indeed! Fun Friday has returned.

[@kikicookiepie]

And court is on 2nd try!

[@WHYMUSTYOUMESSWITHME]

Wonderhole is saturdays

[@Keenstress]

one thing this video showed us, spencer is unironically the most chosen to ever choose

[@gadgez_]

And that's why the original Chosen was just called "Spencer Agnew" at first

[@ninamarie177]

I love that almost everything he says makes Shayne break character immediately. His one liners are the best, I still think about his WNBA joke.

[@daystain]

“chosen operates by ninja rules we would never stream with a woman” 😭 IM DYING

[@Summergch]

i was so confused there cuz i forgot about Ninja, and thought he was saying japanese ninjas don't stream with women xD

[@Raquel96]

Spencer already dominating this video with “I was practicing my Katakana” 😭😂 1:05

[@atypicaloddity]

With the Cool S drawn on his screen

[@TTinari]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@jojordann12]

Now that I think about it we’ve never seen the chosens apart from eachother, who’s to say that they’re all chosens and they’re all interconnected in a hive mind

[@jakobabbott5084]

I guess In a fight there they are unstoppable, fascinating.

[@donnerrizza5104]

They are like the doctor, it reforms instead of death and no one can impede them from time traveling

[@Chomuggaacapri]

There’s actually just one chosen moving back forth really quickly

[@cloudymerland]

The chosen similarly remind me of the borg from startrek. Except they have more of a thought process but I wonder if shanye's chosen is the leader of the chosen. Or if it is indeed spencers chosen.

[@connerscott2687]

Well they are all connected through the Chosen force which is the well from which all other forces draw their power. The Speed force, the weak nuclear force, even the Condiment force that Condiment Man draws his power from.

[@lavender_pages]

"he believes his delusion." i love john, im so glad people still make videos with him all these years later 😭

[@allou82]

He definitely plays things for the camera, but he's so funny 😂

[@devyg5971]

he’s my fav

[@miquelmoorrees6010]

Not spencer describing "the thing" and her going "among us?" 😭😭😂

[@LilKitLen]

I was fucking screaming

[@Campingcoke]

The chosen is... That's the end of that sentence.

[@FPLCJ]

I stg Spencer is totally unhinged when he's playing a character. Some of the things he comes out with 😂 'The Critorus' 'Penis Parker'. This guy's quick wit is off the charts

[@borkbork4124]

And for him to say in a vid he feels silly acting unless he has a costume on then he can get into character. He has a serious blind spot, just give him a costume and he steps up! Keeps us well with trained actors!

[@twilight_link07]

Shayne laughing at his own jokes before he can finish will never not be funny

[@gavin_bigred]

LMAO, Anthony’s chosen impression at the end. I hope to see him do one on smosh pit at some point

[@macandless]

Anthony, making a tutorial for himself of how to become “The Chosen” and somehow learning what woke means on the process…impressive!!! 😎🤣🤣

[@sm00thcaramel]

yes!! im glad I stayed til the end for that, it was wonderful

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

He has begun his training journey to becoming a Chosen. The road to chosendom… is a freaking hellscape.

[@JoshiahF]

I would love if Anthony would appear as an Itachi style chosen, a betrayer to the other chosens lol

[@paolopasaol9700]

The Chosen who fought Laser Dolphins in Guam. Court-sen prophesized his grand appearance.

[@ryanmccolloch4734]

Pulling out John from out of nowhere was insane. This video is an instant classic.

[@ewwricka]

"the critoris?" and "the crit's not real" were absolutely DIABOLICAL lines from spencer 😭😭😭

[@RyohMadDog]

And the mic drop with "I also had my prostate removed just in case"

[@TheRoger2244]

I love how Shayne waits for Spencer to answer first cuz he it’s the inspiration for the chosen in the end

[@PhantomRe3z]

Anthony's The Chosen origin story starts here. We will watch your career with great interest.

[@ejaybugboy3yt]

Shayne will always be the OG, but goddamn Spencer's Chosen always kills me. That Trivial Pursuit TNTL Chosen vs. Chosen is still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen from Smosh.

[@crashton999]

That episode goes in my smosh hall of fame in my head 😂

[@gadgez_]

"The NBA... I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes."

[@399-CY]

Spencer was the original inspiration for the character. Makes sense he'd knock it out of the park. XD

[@ejaybugboy3yt]

@@gadgez_ I'm dying laughing even reading that.

[@jamer2010]

Shayne's Chosen character is based off of Spencer to begin with lol

[@belablanck]

Spencer is a train that just keeps moving full speed with the bit

[@HighFiveTheHorizon]

Shoutout the interviewer for (assumingly) keeping a straight face through this whole interview. Also: How??

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

I wonder what the experience of coming across this video without ever watching Smosh would be like.

[@blankets5782]

The Chosen-Verse has expanded beyond Smosh. Impressive.

[@annabethpickle8915]

If we’re doing characters assumptions, PLEEEEEASE do Sarah Christ!!

[@vandollism]

Omg

[@BroZilla-vh3tu]

the first episode of Agatha All Along was literally Sarah Christ lmao

[@just_Nyra]

OH HELL YES

[@sooahnim]

With Olivia and Damien's Sarah Christ too 😭

[@3llevate]

Yessss

[@ArielleSilverthorne]

spencer is actually insane

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Not only did Anthony get the Chosens on the channel, but he got the most chosen non-chosen person ever: John

[@GuiSama8000]

The Chosens altered reality, so Anthony would return to Smosh only so they could be in this video. Truly fascinating. One can only imagine the dangers we avoided by being in this timeline

[@kathleenl9957]

1 minute in, "I'm practicing my katakana" while flipping the DS to show the Cool S drawn in pictochat was such a decisive blow I had to stop the video for a while.

[@Damanique]

"Assumption: Will Smith was warning us about AI in the movie I, Robot" Me, out loud: actually, that was Isaac Asimov Shayne: "That's a common misconception, it was Isaac Asimov" am I... a female Chosen!?? i even own a katana from my 2003 weeb days and i used to be obsessed with the matrix. HELP

[@HouseMDaddict]

Maybe you've gotta connect with your fellow chosens. Like that's definitely a chosen-coded answer.

[@polarknight5376]

The Chosen can be anyone. Anyone can be a Chosen. You choose to be The Chosen.

[@introvertadventures3872]

Congratulations.... Chosen

[@elizabeth8288]

I believe it is up to you to follow that call: to choose whether or not to take up the blade, to choose to accept your fate as either chosen or mortal.

[@Itsjace_]

“He believes his delusion” Me too John… me too

[@filomenagrosso1906]

I was just thinking how Trevor would make an amazing chosen and here we are

[@montygatwick1829]

he was a chosen in the live sitcom

[@frickerfrancis8808]

MORE SPENCER CONTENT LETS FUCKING GIOIIIIIIO

[@andiexpansy]

I love how Spencer's entire purpose is just to make Shayne and Trevor laugh

[@radiked]

Spencer Chosen: "girls are scary" I fell you broh, o choh?

[@claycook9475]

+1 karma to The Chosen for that Mistborn pull.

[@cristianserrano6582]

Spencer and Trevor appering in the reflection of Shayne's glasses in the thumbnail is pure cinema

[@joshkorte9020]

This is like the WNBA of Assumptions videos, but all dudes.

[@SophieChadwick-ot3jt]

All I can think about is a non smosh fan or even just someone who hasn’t seen that video seeing this comment

[@jwackyj8134]

Chosen Spenser once again showing why he is the strongest chosen

[@KapilAgarwal-lz6se]

New chosen lore will be REVEALED. So excited

[@ChrisRedwood402]

I love how Shayne's chosen answers like a mascot answering questions for a class of children

[@b.i.gs.a.d9172]

John just adding his own spin to the chosen lore

[@ipod2424]

Yoo that the ending! We need Anthony to become one of the chosen. “He’s beginning to believe” in morpheus voice 😂

[@ewwricka]

spencer's brain needs to be studied this man is actually INSANE 😭😭😭

[@bluedandelions3320]

you have to be deep in smosh lore to understand the significance of this video

[@nb_nd]

PLEASE let's give some love to whoever made that shot of Trevor chosen with both chosens' reflections on his sunglasses... pure cinema

[@heroichitsuji]

Watching the other two Chosen’s reflections through Chosen Trevor’s glasses at 1:55 was wayyy cool. Felt like the SM2 transition through Doc Ock’s glasses.

[@spennser]

solid chosen reference

[@paigeduffin4420]

impressive

[@theycallmeklee]

That Tremors and Stomp the Yard joke fucking killed me. That’s so good.

[@icantthinkofadecentname1676]

remember that one time when angela’s chosen managed to defeat shayne and spencer’s chosen? i think about regularly

[@invaderbrynn]

6:09 MISTBORN MENTIONED 🗣️

[@Sarah-ti3yr]

So random😭😭

[@joshyoerger5271]

Because of course The Chosen reads Sanderson. Lol. 😂

[@ungoodthinkful]

BRANDOSANDOHEADS ASSEMBLE

[@pawemackowski451]

Iron!

[@Manatee724]

“A critoris?” Spencer is my favorite person ever lol.

[@thedarkaplier]

It's so funny how Trevor and Shayne were breaking character almost everytime Spencer opened his mouth JAJAJAJAA

[@0b.d0]

An ad for the christian TV show "The Chosen" popped up before I could watch this lol

[@SamuelDuplessis12]

It was def meant to be 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tdsm99]

You have to get REDACTED and Sarah Christ next

[@KingYuma_]

And Noah as just himself

[@zerrrro]

When Shayne blurted the name of the chosen "Spencer Agnew" he spoke true.

[@BobBigWheels]

The character was based off of Spencer

[@_kila]

can spencer be serious for a single minute im crying

[@emma_luvs_you5397]

1:47 When Trevor said he constantly has the halo three soundtrack in his head- i was NOT surprised. That’s maybe the most accurate Trevor impression I’ve seen the chosen do

[@martinstuvland8620]

12:22 Spencer's ability to remain dead serious while saying that is absolutely amazing! 😂

[@Stewser]

imagining spencer's chosen listening to blood on the leaves is such a visual LMAO

[@Contrerasj1337]

Holy crap today smosh and its affiliated channels are all dropping absolute bangers

[@coolbrotherf127]

The Choosen truely is my greatest role model.

[@OverlyAverageBen]

Shayne mentioning Mistborn made my ears twitch like a cat hearing a bag of treats from another room

[@TheQuestCrafter]

Sameeeee

[@Antivenin185]

The chosen being internally Dizzy Gillespie will bring jazz back

[@FreePheoniix]

"I would love to pick y'alls brains later about the movies you've worked on," "No." I died 😅

[@korshaiz]

I love this Meta video, assumptions about a fictional miniversal character

[@tayworrrrrrr]

the fact that they got John on here for the Chosens is wilddd 😂

[@camideleon5880]

The Chosen, my most favorite character ever. 😂 Spencer’s Chosen is KILLING ME

[@MrAndrew238]

I know John has done quite a few of these but this has gotta be one of the weirder ones he's overseen.

[@emolgana]

this is absolutely insane and i'm so here for the new lore

[@eryaviel]

"You have to snap, like in Mistborn" New assumption, The Chosen wears sunglasses because they're always burning tin.

[@brandongnuschke3870]

Once again Spencer Agnew proving why he is the one true Chosen.

[@lenlaegrim]

I'm sorry I was completely caught off guard by the Mistborn reference wth

[@Tastylettuce12]

Spencer Agnew missed a chance to say "Every time" when Shayne Agnew asked him if it hurt.

[@wumbojet]

I genuinely love that Shayne independently discovered the concept of a Chunnibyou otaku while making fun of Spencer

[@Andr3G908]

The chosen is one of the best bits

[@AlycatCrimson]

spencer's chosen just being spencer unleashed is *chef's kiss*

[@emilyann6777]

I love seeing John and I’d love his inner monologue on this 😂

[@danialbrecht2982]

Oh thank fucking god. Please do more character videos!!! Sarah Christ next!

[@danialbrecht2982]

And Augustus too omg

[@jennifervaughn2466]

With Redacted!

[@kami6288]

big day for chronically online girlies

[@Its_PsyK]

So there’s a Boho in every Chosen’s life like MJ?

[@marcgw496]

I swear some days Spencer just decides he wants to be the funniest person at Smosh. Not even 5 minutes in I’m already in tears laughing.

[@perfectparadox7389]

Completely separate from how amazing this video is, but we need an assumptions episode about the assumptions reader

[@birb6474]

people who dont know smosh are getting a big ice bucket of smosh poured onto their faces rn

[@daisukeds85]

The Smosh Pit is leaking.

[@daniisaurushax]

I love how they speak as if they’re simultaneously one person and also different people

[@Mezzy..]

I love how they never answer immediately and always look at each other before answering to make sure they don't say different answers lol. It's sort of like a Chosen Dominance test

[@zaanriyah]

I’ve been keeping an eye out for this one! The teasers on instagram have been amazing. I’m still surprised that I’m here this early

[@AlycatCrimson]

"he believes his delusion" i'm in TEARS; John, you are a blessing

[@OffYourTopic]

Spencer fucking kills me as the chosen. dudes so funny

[@P0rk_Sinigang]

Are there any Anthony Padilla fans who don't understand what's going on? I wonder what this video is like for you guys.

[@lamisxo]

I WONDER THE SAME

[@plutoniumparker3849]

Everytime Spencer opens his mouth, Shayne and Trevor STRUGGLE to hold in the laughter, it's amazing

[@JeansXoX]

I love when Spencer cracks the others up every time lol