The Chris Chan Family Tree

[@gorillachronicles]

Cole smithy did the most correct and sane thing anyone could do and just act like they don't exist

[@drewbakka5265]

Smithy is a jackass though. "worlds smartest critic" shows that Chandler ego

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

same for the other siblings, hes got a half sister who works in some sort of tech or cyber security, the other half brother and the oldest, is an optometrist, yeah, an eye doctor ! all the other kids got the hell out asap, left and became successful productive , law abiding people despite their shit parents. but chris did not.

[@acacacacacacaccaca7666]

Been there

[@Brandonhayhew]

he abandoned this insane family

[@darkdiamonds4337]

That’s a real as fuck, but it’s also horribly sad.

[@chaosensei675]

Chris thinking he was that much native and then finding out he’s almost 100 percent white is like the Boondocks episode where Uncle Ruckus finds out he’s 102 percent African with a 2 percent margin of error

[@Quaxo21]

😭😭😭exactly bro

[@zachduperron8543]

That’s literally it

[@WestBranchIA1935]

Hahaha! That's awesome!

[@julianstone1192]

Don’t worry it was just a black intern working in the lab that day Ruckus is 100% white and suffers from the debilitating medical condition revitaligo

[@CrookedSight0]

"Why.....Oh god Why!"

[@iara0]

The real victim in this family tree is Magi-Chan. He was groomed by both Chris Chan and MewTwo.

[@mota6683]

#MewToo

[@Ceaugo]

​@@mota6683you're fucking genius

[@endcaps1917]

@mota6683 get this man/woman/enby/genderless being/non descriptive identity/complicated a noble prize

[@sadieteawalsh]

I’ve always found it bizarre that all of Chris’s half-siblings went on to be fairly successful. Bob’s first two children grew up to become doctors (an ophthalmologist and a mathematician), while Barb’s son Cole became a rather notorious film critic.

[@redjirachi1]

I mean, sometimes two things shouldn't be combined. Chocolate is delicious. Salmon is delicious. Chocolate salmon? No thanks

[@circleinforthecube5170]

salmon sucks its the worst fish@@redjirachi1

[@antonioreconquistador]

Autism + porn addiction + his entire internet and irl lifestyle dont bode well for success

[@goawaygosh]

In a sense, Chris is the most successful member of his family.

[@AnniePannanie]

Obviously, the older two got another parent who was more... normale, I guess? And while Bob was an enabler, he definitely was interested in educating Chris and had some idea of parenting - just not for an autistic child like he was. Also having Barb around and their own struggles (at the very least Hoarding) didn't help. Cody is, as far as we know, a cycle breaker. Luckily, he had the sanity to just leave them behind. Moving out at 16 tells a lot about how he felt home.

[@jamesjjameson1632]

Chris doesn't have a family tree he has a family tumbleweed

[@how_am_i_not_myself]

I've always referred to those as stump jumpers

[@fungustheclown666]

​@how_am_i_not_myself that's what we call those big terrifying wasp things that lay their eggs in wood.

[@notabirdboy]

Jesus horticulture is terrifying

[@Zedsdead83]

Ugly tree maybe. Chris got hit by all the branches as he fell thru it.

[@lefillot6323]

If this man manages to procreate, his family tree will become a family Pretzel

[@GlennJimenez]

wetzels pretzel

[@TheShadowrod]

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.

[@KamielDV2]

His mum better hide..

[@mihirlavande]

Right now his family tree looks more like a family wreath.

[@ProfessorxVile]

He goes raw in the Barbussy, and apparently the state of Virginia sees no problem with that since they let him out so he can keep doing it. The only good news is there's no way he can knock her up.

[@little_finger]

bob chandler cheating on his former wife with barbara and having chris is some form of divine punishment for adultery

[@JdkdkGhghjg]

He was divorced already.

[@jiayouchinese]

That's not how God works. He doesn't punish the children for the sins of their parents.

[@user-qv5ff1lj2c]

@@jiayouchinese Egypt: "bruh"

[@sdg131]

​@@jiayouchineseGod's an asshole. No morals. Would absolutely punish the child for their parents sins.

[@kuromi2880]

cheating is pretty bad but the punishment was veryyyyy excessive

[@asherael]

imagine being so divorced from reality and education that you see the images in your head and think "imagination? no! surely i'm channeling a portal to another universe in my head"

[@DioJeans]

almost like he has severe mental health issues that he has never had adequate treatment or support for

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

I mean, Chris was the perfect storm of both internal and external factors

[@Brandonhayhew]

@@jesusramirezromo2037His parents never addressed his problems

[@asherael]

@@DioJeans no doubt. i can't asses how to divide responsibility, but I hold his harassment equally liable for what chris became as chris themselves.

[@Reece-3601]

You CAN open portals with your head though... God knows what sort of demons you're inviting in

[@Aewon84]

Considering that Chris Chan takes stuff from all the media he enjoys I hope he never watches Game of Thrones. The incest in CWCville is bad enough as it is.

[@robertmanes9333]

More like game of boners

[@dakotastein9499]

he wouldnt like GoT ...too much gay weiners

[@CoalMinerGlove]

"This is Jesus Danerys Drogon Christine ..."

[@crimsondynamo615]

He’s strictly a children’s media consumer. He talked about how he hated the violence and gore of adult media, despite the fact his comic also has violence and gore.

[@dakotastein9499]

@@crimsondynamo615 how can you be so sure? chris says alot of things about his standards but that doesnt make them true.

[@Se7enBeatleofDoom]

After a nuclear war, the new civilization will think Chris-Chan is some sort of important religious leader of the old world. The Chris-Chan family will only be remembered because of Chris alone.

[@null_and_void__]

It'll probably turn into Caesar's Legion

[@thescorpion2758]

@@null_and_void__ Christianus' Legion

[@krakart8181]

The New Cwcville Republic

[@technigeneric]

Thou shall honor the parent of Sonichu, Ian Brandon Anderson, and thou shall not have any Gods before them/her/seriously though, him.

[@AlexRojas-db6yd]

That would be the ironic fate of human civilization wouldn't it. And we would DESERVE IT.

[@Onewingerdraven]

I love the fact Leonard Bearstein is part of this convoluted family tree.

[@crimsondynamo615]

All because the voice behind him misheard Christopher

[@conic2721]

not only that but he's on the same level as Godjesus

[@WealthyJester98]

Relation to Charlemagne may sound interesting until you look at the facts. Charlemagne had at least 18 children that we know of. Over the course of the last 1200 years (he died in 814) that pretty much means every person of european ancestry is related to Charlemagne because the genetic isopoint (same set of grandparents) of every European person is just 1000 years ago.

[@hokton8555]

tbf its based on a mathematically model which is hard to proof and needs simplifications to work

[@angeloluna529]

The question here is how many of Charlemagnes children managed to raise a family and get kids? It's not going to be assured that some of his adult sons and daughters will have sex and get children.

[@hokton8555]

@@angeloluna529 yeah the merovingians (which came before the carolingians) are as far we know extinct

[@happyclam1266]

Thank you for a moment of clarity. Being related to Charlemagne is not that interesting at all. It's really hard to not be related to Charlemagne if you're of European descent.

[@LMGuelph]

yea I do agree, it isn't interesting to be related to him,

[@sphinx2077]

Well this is interesting. I thought chris chan's family tree would've looked like a wreath

[@JCdental]

I thought it would look like a wheel

[@Louzahsol]

No, he’s a direct result of his parents having him at 50 and never making him take accountability

[@dakotastein9499]

how do you figure? just because chris is an incestuous creep doesn't mean the rest of his family is.

[@RickyMud]

@@dakotastein9499that sort of thing kinda runs in the family though

[@dakotastein9499]

@@RickyMud considdering how little we know about his extended family....and the kind of batshit crazy deviant chris is...its not reasonable to assume his relitives do this shit just because chris does.

[@ProfessorxVile]

How the hell does Sonichu manage to pre-date the actual Sonic and Pokémon franchises on this family tree?

[@TheNejD]

because chris is insane and thinks that pokemon and sonic have always existed in their own parallel dimensions and that the creaters of pokemon, sonic and sonichu are psychicly connected to these dimensions and get dreams of/are influenced by the characters that already exist in said dimensions. He calls himself the chronicler of the cwc-verse because he thinks his imagination is visions of whats happening in that dimension.

[@pingas117]

​@@TheNejDbased.

[@justanaverageguy912]

I hate this comment. You may be right, but I hate it nonetheless.

[@Myne1001]

He made it so they were old enough to be of age of consent so in his mind it was perfectly legal to display Sonichu & friends engaging in sexual activities

[@-howtomake999]

​@@TheNejDyou do have to admit, it would be kinda cool if franchises were actually parallel dimensions

[@happyclam1266]

Hi LOLcowers, almost every single person of European descent is descended from Charlemagne, and it's not at all unusual for people from the Eastern seaboard who have deep ancestry in the American colonies to be descended from European royalty. It is extremely common. Some degree of cousin incest in such family trees is also extremely common.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

funny how incest is only low-class and tacky when the poor do it

[@DinosaurlTaco]

Yea I have royalty from Sweden on my dads and Norway from my mom

[@homuraakemi493]

Charlemagne.. more like Chad lemang

[@TimeBunny]

From the brief pieces of information I’ve been told by family, we apparently have connections to King Charles the Second and French aristocracy. There’s probably more if I ever start digging properly.

[@sweethistortea]

King Charles II had many bastard children, same with his cousin, Louis XIV. @@TimeBunny

[@Red-jt6uu]

Funny that you should mention Charlemagne, because I’ve seen articles stating that basically everyone of European descent is somehow descended from Charlemagne due to how long ago he lived and the fact that he had 18 known children. So, Chris being related to Charlemagne is very much possible, but that by no means makes him special. Also, Chris is as much Cherokee as Elizabeth Warren is.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

eing a descendant of Charlemagne and of european descent is as special as being chinese and being a descendant of ghenkis khan.

[@robertmanes9333]

I can't believe this guy is 23 days younger than me.. Don’t have kids in your 50s folks

[@xmoreno3366]

His dad was Old and mother Never have kids

[@robertmanes9333]

@@xmoreno3366 do your research.. barb had been married 3 times before Bob and he was divorced as well. Each had kids from previous marriages

[@frooitbunch1309]

@@robertmanes9333 I think researching this random person is being seen as way to normal

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

@@frooitbunch1309maybe if he hadnt started overly documenting himself people wouldnt have gotten sucked into the ramblings of an autistic madman

[@starscream4812]

@@frooitbunch1309to be fair they are a case study

[@ashtsmith1983]

The Cherokee blood thing is a common myth told among white southerners. My dad believed he had it until he did a dna test.

[@carlonicolisdirobilant6150]

I can’t believe that up until 33.46 minutes ago I was living life without this information

[@kuzeydemir910]

Welcome to the club new christorian

[@brinkstan5465]

Imagine being a king, dying, ascending to heaven, and looking down at your lineage only to find chris

[@feministpicnicfallsapartaf3644]

Most europeans are related to charlemagne. So it would be difficult to point to chris

[@dancegregorydance6933]

I can’t imagine being siblings with Chris. Cole probably pretends that that side of his family doesn’t exist.

[@Phoebe5448]

With very good reason. I feel bad for Cole and kudos to him for getting the fuck out of the cesspit of the Chandler household. Cole put up with a lot of shit, but he does come across as kind of a stuck up douche. But more power to him, glad he's staying away from that crapstorm.

[@Grievous-nx3iu]

​@Phoebe5448 I mean he had Barb as his mum and didn't know (still doesnt? Idk) his father. I'd be a bit of a salty douche too I was stuck in his circumstances. He's strange, but one of the more normal people in Chris' story.

[@darkdiamonds4337]

We are quite likely watching a dying branch of the bloodline

[@Phoebe5448]

That might be the best outcome tbh. Homeless saga and Chris eventually fading from history.

[@Hvision0000]

do NOT let him donate his semen

[@rayquazathenoodledragon9630]

Considering Chris Chan did hormone teraphy without a doctor he probably is sterile now

[@Hvision0000]

@@rayquazathenoodledragon9630 thank god, chris's seed should not be spread

[@danielshore1457]

I mean not really he has half siblings, so neither bloodline will die with chris

[@chrisfromsouthaus2735]

Chris has always been a fan of Monty Python. So you see, he was only trying to turn his family tree into a shrubbery.

[@thepostmancometh]

Having such a talent for satire and using it for THIS is genius actually. Bravo.

[@urbicide_if]

I mean a lot of French people are descended from Charlemagne in some manner. He’s one of the most common famous ancestors

[@AleTitan]

Charlemagne got around

[@baconsarny-geddon8298]

Yeah, in the fuedal (anchuent) world, it wasn't rare for powerful men to have literally hundreds of kids, with different women. Plus the fact that the earlier in history you go, the more time you have for the family tree to spread out- Every generation it more than doubles. So something like 1/5th of all Asians are direct descendants of Ghengis Khan- several million people. Just coz rich, powerful men fvcked a lot, and contraception barely existed. I'm sure Chris will think it makes him super-duper special, anyway. But really, you can't throw a rock without hitting someone with Charlemagne, or one of the Caesars, or Alexander the Great, or something in their ancestry.

[@ghirahimlefabuleux8984]

Not just french, pretty much every european royal family married someone related to Charlemagne at some point so after some point pretty much every noble and bastard produced by those families were related to him. Some of these bastards never knowing they were related to nobility. At this point pretty much everyone descended from Europeans has a blood relation to Charlemagne in the same way that most humans are descended from Genghis Khan. Time will do that

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

everyone in western europe is

[@baconsarny-geddon8298]

That "illustrious metal" line always cracks me up. Almost as good as "dudes of all teenagers".

[@caidenmcgill2579]

Love chris’ malapropisms

[@PeggyHill90210]

I can’t imagine having company and showing them your favorite poster, ChrisChans family tree.

[@FalconFighterPilot1013]

If only bob stayed inside his house instead of meeting barb at the bar or whatever

[@crimsondynamo615]

Only reason Barb hooked up with him is because he had a house and money. A moocher to the core.

[@fffrrraannkk]

This would make a good Back To The Future-type movie.

[@Phoebe5448]

Kinda want to go full Terminator, build a time machine and go after Barb. Maybe not Bob. He might have been neglectful to his other kids but he seemed like a good dude, all things considered.

[@jskywalker58]

If he was such a "great guy" then why didn't his daughter come to his funeral​@@Phoebe5448

[@HotFuss-gd9qr]

The last 30% of the tree is pretty much incest. Great video.

[@eavn9684]

There is also the fact that Chris was a 7-year-old grandfather.

[@billvolk4236]

You failed to mention Russel & Cynthia, Chris' inbred Sonichu children resulting from self-impregnation

[@surfinshinji6845]

Chris being descended from a security guard is like when white supremacists turn out to have African or Jewish ancestry LMAO

[@AleTitan]

12:45 1950s wood in a horse pulled carriage still seems appropriate for the era. It could've taken place if they lived in a very rural area and were working class

[@mightymulatto3000]

This makes sense. Interstate highways were still undergoing construction.

[@Phoebe5448]

Yeah, my biological father grew up in the 50s on a farm in rural Poland. I'd imagine Barbs upbringing was the same.

[@OperatorMax1993]

Even today horse carriages are used, like in the rural parts of Georgia (the country, not the US state)

[@williamrekow7513]

1955 was far from too late for horses; farms here in Idaho used them into the seventies. I was a kid in the eighties, and my mom was the cook for a horse logging outfit.

[@debater452]

Very hard to see it being used in the east coast

[@mastercheif878]

I don't think Christopher ever saw himself as a woman. It was completely a ploy to get a sweetheart, as he had admitted it himself before in the past. This could possibly explain the fact why he still keeps the "sonichu" designation when it is canonical that female "chus" are called rosechu.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

could also be him not remembering the smaller details of his own lore.

[@banditoincognito8950]

Holy shit Chris-Chan used to resemble something of a normal person before he was married.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Bob’s death really changed him

[@comradebanana129]

Elizabeth Warren moment.

[@Lurtz_s]

Don't get me wrong I expected incest but the sonichu characters were overdoing it.

[@megaultradamn]

The Don Quixote of the modern age

[@eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536]

Exept Don Quixote was a fictional character unlike Chris Chan

[@crimsondynamo615]

Who’s his Sancho

[@FinkDaMushyCat]

$36 for a family tree? Shiiii Imma just make my own in crayon. Thats as close as it'll get to the original chan family tree. Or does Chris-chan use colored pencils?

[@jamespinard6757]

Probably would use markers for the backgrounds

[@wareforcoin5780]

Markers. Crayola, naturally.

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@wareforcoin5780crayola fuckin model magic

[@sarahharman9879]

14:59 i cannot tell you the JUMPSCARE that this gave me oh my god. I was terrified for a split second that i was even distantly related to chris chan, especially since i live relatively close to ruckersville

[@scotts_e]

Even being at some point legaly related to him is a terrifying thought lmaoo

[@kritzkrieg14]

25:39 Cyrax as a king, Larson as a witch and Cobra as a sorcerer is too perfect

[@redjirachi1]

Cyraxx certainly fits in with the Habsburgs

[@OperatorMax1993]

@@redjirachi1 i wonder what about the Drachen Lord (or Dragon Lord)

[@dieechteelke4725]

​@@OperatorMax1993He is the highest being of all

[@WileyCylas]

TWU

[@Dalek59862]

​@@OperatorMax1993 He's, well, the dragon that menaces the kingdom, except in this fairy tale the dragon and kingdom residents are equally bad.

[@clovis-]

Truman Show-ing Chris, and tormenting him online for decades, is what made him the way he is. Compounded with parental abuse and Barbs grooming. It’s really quite sad.

[@DioJeans]

glad someone said it.

[@CW0513]

I honestly find it difficult to draw the line between Chris making bad decisions despite clearly knowing better and Chris being influenced by external manipulation. Because say what you will about the trolls, the trolls didn't make him bang his geriatric mother. To make matters worse he just keeps coming back to the internet regardless of how many times people tell him to stop.

[@Brandonhayhew]

his parents set up the fire, his trolls fanned the flames. chris chan burning down disastrous life still continuing

[@jm329]

Maybe, but he was like that far before the internet found him.

[@-roejogan-]

Trolls didn't make him bang Barb, it's her own decisions haunting her.

[@jeremykyleinvestigatesall8227]

Lots of people in Western Europe are descendants of Charlemagne, Charlemagne is in my 'family tree' if that same website is to be believed but he has so many descendants it's not exactly a flex lmao

[@MutaScale]

Say what you want about Cole Smithy, but he's the smartest one in this entire hellscape of a family and avoids any connection best as he could. Also, the thumbnail caption? No fucking shit. XD Great vid!

[@TheOwneroftheIC]

Bob had half-siblings or cousins or something with actual native parentage, but he himself didn't have any. Pretty sure he told Chris that he had native relatives and Chris took that and ran with it.

[@wolfclaw719]

Sylvana was a hermaphrodite not a trans person. Pickchu was dating an alternate realities version of Magichan not Chris though. And I've never heard the interpretation of Rosechu's eggs becoming the chaotic combo especially since she was a male as a Raichu because gender dimorphism didn't exist in Pokemon yet so they ideaguys made her a him then a her. Also Chris is Jesus now so we need to add God, Mary and Joseph to the chart and since all of mankind is god's creation that mean's we're all part Chris. Know your Christory lest you be doomed to become Christory

[@Jane-ow7sr]

You sir need to go outside

[@CountDoucheula]

*Autism...*

[@areyousureaboutthat8124]

the sonichu scholar

[@manofmagic1803]

Techincally the first statement is wrong because to be trans you would need to identify with a gender that you were not born as. And hermaphrodite means you are both with both sets so to identify not as both would mean you are trans and not intersex.

[@wolfclaw719]

@@CountDoucheula is it that obvious?

[@erinfitzgerald7339]

So, this is kinda how we found out my moms dad wasn't her real dad. He was full blodded Blackfoot and Cherokee. So my mom should have been half of that. Well, my sister got a DNA test and we have no Native blood, but we have African blood. That raised too many questions so my mom got her DNA tested and yeah... So thats how we found our my moms mom lied to her and now the father she thought died of a massive alcohol induced heart attack is not my grandpa and the man that is my actual grandpa wants to keep us a secret cause my mom was an affair baby and he doesnt want to ruin his family or marriage and were pretty damn sure his kids and grandkids know sense were all connected on an ancestry app 😅 I have so many cousins and aunts and uncles I can't talk to because I wasn't suppose to exist 🫠

[@HotFuss-gd9qr]

Oof

[@embroideredragdoll]

Ya loved ones better own up to their mistakes instead of making you suffer for it.

[@iwritechecksatthegrocerystore]

Chris is that you?

[@NickDoraRaw]

Damn. The BBC was way too tempting 😭 poor guy

[@sethleoric2598]

This is unironically like one of those jokes or movies about illegitimate children, damn i hope you and your family are doing good bruv .

[@mysryuza]

THERES A FAMILY TREE NOW?! WHAT- WAIT SONICHU AND ROSECHU HAD *GRANDCHILDREN WHAT?!*

[@12345trashboat]

I love that you included Liquid. 😂 Great work.

[@humanpelican642]

crazy to think his ancestors might've fought in all american wars since the civil war

[@michaeladams9162]

Honestly this is definitely one of the most interesting Chris Chan lore videos

[@alzzz1-129]

He really is a modern day Diogenes

[@Dalek59862]

Diogenes was funny, though.

[@TripleBeppo]

bro this channel is a hidden gem for anyone whos a fan of lolcow culture, editing on point and content dripped down to the socks. GZ gz

[@Topdoggie7]

The strained relationship between Bob and anyone is because Barbara threatened him and screamed if he interacted with others and threatened suicide or divorce regularly. It destroyed the old ties for sure.

[@Ossetian-Greaser]

If I had a wife like Barb and she threatened me with "divorce" I would gladly accept it. Many bash Bob but I would say that Barb was much worse, I mean, she was the one who blackmailed Chris and Bob not to clean the pigsty where they lived and that already denotes a level of mental insanity higher than imaginable.

[@Topdoggie7]

@@Ossetian-Greaser She ruined all of Bob's social relationships and his familial ties. So divorce was basically him alone and rotting or there with his last child and rotting.

[@bamb00zled71]

This video was amazingly done. So well edited. So well organized. I love this so video sm.

[@robertprice5243]

At least the brother had sense to get the hell out of there as soon as he could

[@MildlyCreative]

Damn, VERY well done video! This is some deep cut lore.

[@adayinthelifeof6197]

This is one of the best videos about Chris Chan I have seen, good job!!

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

Imagine believing your dad is a Nintendo character…in your late 30s

[@hanni38390]

Horses were used well into 50s so not impossible. My grandpa was a horse taximan in the 50s and used his horses in fields. Mainly because he had inherited the horse trade from his father.

[@S0M3GUY778]

This family tree is gonna look like a Targaryen family tree soon. The bloodline of Chandler shall thus be known as House of the Hedgehog

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

besides Cole Smithy, Chris has 2 other siblings, hes got a half sister who works in some sort of tech or cyber security, the other half brother and the oldest, is an optometrist, yeah, an eye doctor ! all the other kids got the hell out asap, left and became successful productive , law abiding people despite their shit parents. but chris did not.

[@nickwilliams430]

4:38 Honestly this reminds me of a tomonews article on a fellow American guy who claimed he was the king of britain.

[@vonbeedle554]

Chris Chan the formerly proud Anglo actually being a Norman is cracking mate

[@WarRatchet-]

I would not wanna be on drugs watching this

[@AESTHETIC-yk3zk]

Bro how do you only have 700 Subs, your channel is amazing!

[@anguscharm]

This is so well done man, I really hope the KZbin algorithm gods shine upon you

[@homuraakemi493]

You did an amazing job writing that introduction

[@definitelyanempath]

This is a work of art

[@otakutrash6156]

The Chaotic Combo aren’t his grandkids. The eggs didn’t come from Rosechu Prime, they formed in the rainbow

[@Oath_Of_The_Ancients]

that would still make them partially related to sonichu due to sonic and a Pikachu that becomes sonichu causing the rainbow

[@otakutrash6156]

@@Oath_Of_The_Ancients I guess we could agree their special abilities comes from the same magical source. I’m not sure if that would constitute incest

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Rosechu Prime should be the next Ultrakill boss

[@toboe21]

I had so much fun watching your video, thanks!

[@dlocknessmonsta8431]

Your video style reminds me of an internet historian. Great video on Chris chans family tree. 🌳

[@marko-gj1uj]

Part about Chris's ancestry and sibling made me think it's gonna be about that, but then the part with Sonichu and Rosechu made me question my sanity.

[@Bocqurant]

The editing is so good and engaging. Subscribed!

[@tiramisudragon]

Wait... Where in the comics did the chaotic combo come from Rosechu's eggs? It was always my understanding that the rainbow was magic and somehow spat out the eggs.

[@albatross4920]

0:58 half Cherokee warrior, half English Royal blood... what a guy 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

The Chaotic Combo aren't really related to Rosechu, They seemingly just materlized from nothing But by Sonichu logic, They're all Chris' sons

[@PublicEnemy442]

12:37 1955 rural Virginia would still have plenty of people using horses to carry large loads of lumber. Not everyone would be able to afford a truck for long halls. Hell, my dad in rural Tennessee still rode horses to and from his grandparents house well into the 1970s and early 80s

[@DrachenIvy]

chris has that greek mythology ass family tree

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

I swore I would never watch anymore Chris-Chan content, but a history lesson of his imagined lineage is too good not to pass up 😂

[@Icyangel10]

Didn’t Liquid become a doctor? I’ve seen multiple people say he became a doctor, this is the first time I heard of becoming a game creator. This is an impressive amount of work is impressive getting everything together, I’ve seen a bunch of Chischan/Sonichu stuff but most of it is thanks to videos reading the cwcki or rare times I went on it so it was nice seeing some of this info. There’s three other characters that kinda go in the omitted section, the first being Reginald Chandler who is meant to be Chris’s future son he doesn’t really have any interest in. He was made thanks to Panda Halo wanting a son if she & Chris had kids, supposedly his future self made a video called Future Message were he’s in a white suit. Russel Sonee & Cynthia Rosey are Christine’s kids thanks to Chris’s new female form self impregnating herself, Chris is never there for them & has Sonichu & Rosechu’s kids’ Hispanic lesbian nanny care for them instead. There’s even a bit in the pride comic were they run over to Chris before Chris is like “Nice to see you two now go back to your nanny cause I’m busy”

[@justanaverageguy912]

that's the sonichu verse canon story, the "actor" became an oncologist, iirc.

[@DavidServiceMusic]

"And it would certainly be an unusual relationship where someone would refer to their FRIEND as father" I feel like thats a reference to that Saville series on the BBC

[@hatsalittle8189]

There is no fucking way I'm related to Chris chan! This has to be impossible! God damned! Related to the Mcteer, McDonald's, and the Hamiltons. And my family claims to be related to Anne boleyn and charlamange as well! This is amazing and horrible at the same time! im a fucking relative of Chris chan 😭

[@mathieuleader8601]

Chris is a distant cousin to famed playwright Tennessee Williams

[@SeSmokki]

Very well made, but holy Jeebus those sudden loud sound effects (ping and eggs sounds) spooked me so many times.

[@ZeCahli]

Dang. Extremely well done!

[@TrevorPhilips1967]

I've been following chris since i was 13 and this video made me ask the question, "what is this and what have i been doing!"

[@alicenthightower9161]

DESCENDED FROM ANNE BOLEYN IM DYING 💀💀💀💀

[@postbunnie]

This is genius. I finally understand. Thank you so much.

[@louhortonsculpture]

Yeah Chris and the family were pretty into their Southern heritage, iirc. I was also told I was 1/16 Cherokee, but only because my family is southern and fought against the union, as I later learned. 🤦🏽‍♀️ we’ve since worked out our ancestry and of course, nothing of the sort.

[@spikeanny5710]

This is wild i didnt have alot of deep chis chan knowledge, and i kinda wish i still didn't lol

[@hiiroglyph6113]

9:57 "It is most difficult because Bob is a human and descended from human beings" What a sentence to make lmaooo

[@cynicalbuddha1660]

Chris became a disturbed, broken person. You're English... you were born that way.

[@dowkinners4106]

Fuck, when I saw how little views you have I was shocked! GOOD SHIT

[@sirksees]

did not expect to cry laughing watching this incredibly well done

[@RuneTrips]

Can i just say what a great intro that was.

[@fastestdino2]

I never even made the connection, he's basically claiming he bangs mewtwo and his son. Also to add, there was many Canadian foresters that were still using carts and horses up until around the 1950's. I guess this is ancedotal but it is possible that he was killed by one then. Usually it was the poorer French ones up North as it was more economical at the time. It was very common practice to not have a truck for forestry services all the way into the 30's and 40's as I have read. It's probable that there was some poorer parts of America that followed a similar thing.

[@RecklessInternetting]

Why are us Australians so invested in Chris Chan?

[@kizzyabyss]

The Entire world is invested in chris Chan

[@southernpride2003]

Fun fact Chris Chan lives 2 hours away from me I'm from North Carolina born and raised

[@Phoebe5448]

Damn that's freaky as hell, man. I'd move lol 😆 lucky I have an entire ocean keeping me from Chris Chan lol

[@graciesmom62]

Well done ! You made reading Chris fun again…I miss the old Chris, the “male” version, that is. He was funny, even when he wasn’t trying to be. Your video broke down the whole Sonichu story into easy to digest pieces, and it helped me to make sense of a story that’s very difficult to understand. Thank you and I look forward to seeing more content from you.

[@StygianSkunk]

Rosechu's parents being a luxray and raichu was the most sensible thing in that explanation is...something