The Complete Chris Chan Ice Berg Part 1

[@WallabysArchive]

Part 2 is coming... eventually 😫😫😫 (lemme have some rest before diving back into this insanity)

[@watercup5138]

Dude this video hurt my soul. Can't wait for the next one kek. take care

[@WallabysArchive]

@@watercup5138

[@LimeLoaf]

There was a redditor who found a sonichu medallion at a goodwill

[@Judgeangels]

@@LimeLoaf WHAT

[@shadytrippy3485]

he shat his bathtub

[@jessdrewthis]

If you went back 15 years and told me that Chris would still be relevant and discussed by a new generation of internet explorers I’m not sure I would believe it.

[@wesleyfilms]

I remember stumbling onto him during the Liquid saga and didn’t think much of the memes. Crazy how it all turn out.

[@jessdrewthis]

@@wesleyfilms Same here. I read the ED article as a teen in 2008-ish, moved on with life. Sometime in 2018 I randomly remembered Sonichu, looked it up and found Chris had burned the house down, assaulted multiple people over games and had been banned from every GameStop in Virginia. That level of lunacy was enough to pull me back in.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

oh he would, his ego would inflate so much

[@wesleyfilms]

@@jessdrewthis It's even funnier because I used imagine boards like 888chan and 789chan where a lot of the trolls hung out lol

[@issaboigoku363]

@My Avatar Is Better than Yours how old are you now mate?

[@acacacacacacaccaca7666]

I cannot buy into a complete iceberg being shorter than 12 hours

[@cris09071]

Yeeeeeeeeeeah - we're talking 20+ years of information, there's NO WAY a proper Iceberg is any less than 12-16 hours long.

[@WallabysArchive]

Part 2 is coming.... eventually 😵‍💫😵😵‍💫

[@Damndyingkid]

​@@cris09071 it would be as long as an actual iceberg

[@obsidian1612]

Y’all need to chill. Some things like this take time. Not everyone can pump out 6+ hour long videos like Quinton reviews.

[@obsidian1612]

@@WallabysArchivekeep doing you man, I know it will turn out great!

[@Cyrllo]

Started at the bottom now we here 💪😩

[@WallabysArchive]

My since day 1 fan 😍🥰😘

[@Cyrllo]

@@WallabysArchive Love you man 🥰

[@handsfortoothpicks]

Still at the bottom?

[@rsssfgr1374]

This could be 100 hours long and still not even scratch the surface of Chris

[@gogurt_st]

You could even say that 5 Sonichu medallions means 100% “true and honest.”

[@FkSickos]

I'm actually surprised this is only an hour

[@byronbozeman4266]

Same lol

[@indiomoustafa2047]

I'm sure it could easily be twice as long if he wanted to die of broken soul making this lol

[@haliee]

same

[@ItWazWritten]

My first thought too

[@lilheinz9496]

He missed ALOTTT

[@JustinTK416]

32:48 Was using this as background while trying to work on something while notably sleep deprived, and the way “Don’t call anybody.” came through my headphones legit made me jump. Now I have to live with the fact that got scared by Chrischan. Lol

[@WallabysArchive]

XD

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

Just got off work. Now I'm gonna kick back, play some Elden Ring and listen to even more Chris Chan lore.

[@WallabyUser]

Amen 🤝🤝🤝

[@justinbailey2347]

In two hours I’ll be doing the same with BotW 🤘

[@opadrip]

So close to greatness with that name

[@Lime-AID]

Chris Chan if he wasn't Chris Chan

[@Bigcadder89]

I always thought that Patti had a surprisingly well done character design- and now I know why! Chris didn’t come up with it!

[@sethrowley8086]

The story of Megan always makes me feel sorry for her, I kinda wanna know if she’s ok or not but I guess the fact that nobody can find her shows that she is one of the luckiest people in the Chris timeline as she made it out safe

[@creatingvideostobreakmyspe6049]

She has an etsy shop i think

[@flatheadgg2443]

- chris wants to be a stay at home dad. Well if he looks after his kids like he did with all his animals he sure won't be a dad for long, l can tell you that.

[@concordolindavdd]

you know that it is not "the complete chris chan icerberg" when the video is just an hour long

[@OnlyFunThings]

The “don’t call anybody!” Clip actually jumpscared me 😂

[@cslack813]

This was great! What a rollercoaster! Ignore the weirdos who think we all want a 60hr Chris Chan documentary. Pt 2 soon pls! Subscribed

[@WallabysArchive]

You are a real one my G

[@lemonvolt]

Archaeologists in 1000 years will find all of his data and conclude he was a normal person from this era much as we do now with archaeology.

[@diablo55]

33:10 It’s also worth noting, it’s more likely Chris got the idea for the Captain’s Log intros from the Family Guy parody of Star Trek, not Star Trek itself

[@WallabysArchive]

That has been noted 👍

[@cosmicmelon9305]

Chris-Chan will always be the most GOATED Lulcow of the internet. So many ups, downs, and even zigzags over the years is what keeps him/her/it interesting and terrifying to watch.

[@TheKiddingStar]

Raxx is pretty funny too

[@andrewb3760]

@@TheKiddingStar PAY UP NOW

[@TheKiddingStar]

@@andrewb3760 MARTY IM NOT JOKING ANYMORE, - MARTY CUT THE FUCKIN VIDEO MARTY

[@DamonAkuma92]

I love how chris completely missed the point of amy rose being she was in love with sonic but somic was not into her.

[@opadrip]

A complete Chris Chan iceberg shouldn't be this short.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Did you not read “Part 1” in the title?

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

It’s sort of disgustingly ironic that the monster that is Christen Weston Chandler ended up abusing his mother Barb, the very woman who molded him to be such a creature.

[@sicksalt7765]

Chris has been living in a nightmare for over a decade. I mean even outside of the gangstalking and harassment (performed by people who, if not AS fucked up as Chris, are certainly not contributing much more to society) he just never had a chance. It makes me genuinely ill to even imagine living his life. Obviously he sucks as a person, and has for a long time, but it makes you wonder how it would've gone if his parents had been mentally stable.

[@Onewingerdraven]

He would have simply never made all those mistakes to begin with for they were mainly consequences of his lust, his lazyness and his bloated ego.

[@pentagrin4157]

I've seen several of these documentaries and it made me realize that my '"friends"" from 2013-2019 were trying to turn me into the next Chris Chan. Like beforehand it was just a "maybe they didn't know what they were doing" but holy shit their behavior has lined up with what these pyschos who were in Chris's life were trying to pull.

[@TheBurningChicken1]

Holy shit I just stumbled upon some TRUE and HONEST content. ZAP TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!

[@MostBased_]

read this as he was going over true and honest like it was meant to be lmfaoo😂

[@vampvhs]

I feel so disgusted knowing what Chris did to his mom, to me it’s for far more than just what happened. I’ve began taking care of my grandparents full time a couple months ago, mostly bc they have a hard time getting around on foot but also bc my grandma is getting worse mentally. I hate how similar my grandma and Barb act but I can really see it, the blank stare when she’s trying to think or start to say something, the odd strings of words instead of competent sentences and generally how she talks, stumbling over and saying the wrong words. Even kinda how they look in the face, kinda lost and almost surprised and a little out of it. Just overall how their brains run is similar, and it makes it that much worse to know what Chris would do to someone in that mindset and just someone that old and of relation to you. It makes me want to throw up even slightly imagining something like that happening to my grandma, and I say someone bc I could never be capable or that malicious and/or psychotic to do what he did, it’s pure madness.

[@Dupingsandcream]

Barb groomed him into it his entire life lol. Its not okay by ANY means, but when you make your unstable son cuddle with you and threaten to break his ps3, or threaten to kill yourself if he goes to a convention, itll peak into an undesirable situation

[@lorddolamite6141]

She created her own monster.

[@tarobug2560]

I genuinely think things would have ended so much better for Chris if ppl didn’t fixate on him in the way they did, y’know?

[@_V.Va_]

Would've ended better if he never got online.

[@tarobug2560]

@@_V.Va_ this is also very true. Proper therapy and medication could have saved a lot of issues too. It’s so unfortunate.

[@_V.Va_]

@@tarobug2560 Him having shit parents didn't help neither.

[@falconmclenny7284]

Yeah, but he was just so funny, so ridiculous, so easy to hate yet even easier to laugh at.. ignoring him was never an option.

[@tarobug2560]

@@falconmclenny7284 what compels people to absolutely destroy the lives of others. Like, finding joy in causing misery is not healthy.

[@S0m35uy]

The license plates say SONICHU not Son-Chu. The cars are named Son-Chu.

[@RunningOnAutopilot]

Holy shit I had no idea that liquid was two people (truly a twist worthy of metal gear) Or that the curse ye hameha was possibly inspired by another kamahemeha knock off Or the business cards Chris Chan is a endlessly deep abyss of funny borderline human abominations

[@bluetiger2468]

Yeah! There was that one video where Liquid Chris got kidnapped by "Solid Chris". A long time ago I thought it was just a friend holding the camera while Liquid Chris dubbed his voice over the video but nah, it was both twins. One doing the "Chris Chan" voice while the other pretended to be kidnapped by Chris.

[@cocobutter3175]

​​​@@bluetiger2468 When it first appeared, my dumb@ss was like "How did he get Chris to collaborate with him?" because his Chris Chan impersonation was that good. I didn't notice how good it was when I was looking at him on screen, but when you can't see him, you realize it sounds exactly like Chris. Feels like it's been a century ago.

[@gothtokki]

I think his brother sang for his competition with Chris!!

[@Mookie12911]

Some say miamoto is still waiting for Chris in the rain

[@Phoebe5448]

*Stan plays in the bg*

[@fungillooo]

How did you not go insane in the making of this

[@WallabysArchive]

idk fr

[@TheGodOfAtheists1]

Holy shit, that's one of my numerous Chris Chan commissions at 3:53. Never thought I'd ever show up in one of these videos haha.

[@JamboreeBlackberry]

Well it’s wonderful!

[@WallabysArchive]

Is that so? What's you Twitter @, I may be interested in a comission 😳

[@Zeltster]

This video is a good date idea “babe sit down where gunna watch the Chris Chan iceberg for one hour”

[@WallabysArchive]

Fr

[@sylvery_]

I wonder if that would take place before or after a third date (the infamous dating threshold for oinga boinga fun time)

[@dumb_emo5]

Sonichu lasted longer than the confederacy 💀

[@therealMrPinky123]

HECK YEAH! Congratulations on 1000 subs! I've been looking forward to this video.

[@YodaOnABender]

I probably know everything there is to know about Chris but I’ll always watch any kind of retrospective/iceberg that comes out about him

[@WallabysArchive]

[@yaboiiii4458]

I love how any video I’ve seen about anything to do with Chrischan is always over at least an hour long 😂😂

[@overdriveoutershaxson1837]

I feel bad for the man, his whole life has just been one joke. He’ll die alone being laughed at and tormented. Yes he’s done bad stuff, but if the right care was their for him, I think that he would be able to live a perfectly normal life.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Wonder if someone’s going to Weekend at Bernie’s Chris Chan

[@epicgamerhank9509]

I can’t believe there’s even an iceberg that’s dedicated to a single person. I know it’s about Chris Chan, but still. It’s amazing!

[@atroposV]

most documented man on earth. we know literally everything there is to know about this guy. ofc he has an iceberg he has a VERY well documented terrible life full of mental disabilities and traumatic-ass events

[@mirukuchan]

Chris Chan for president

[@lowtierskater]

Wallaby just don't miss

[@WallabysArchive]

[@snipervixen5843]

I refuse to believe that a complete Chris Chan iceberg is only an hour long.😵

[@honeynutreviews332]

Most predators: Baited by adults pretending to be kids Chris: Baited by kids pretending to be adults

[@ggomlet6519]

Man I've never been more sickeningly curious about a person, I feel bad for her until I remember what she did to her mom

[@bubblebxnes5427]

"Chris Chan is the world's most documented person on the planet"

[@aidanCCC8459]

So far this is the best Chris iceberg video I’ve ever watched compared to other people’s

[@WallabysArchive]

TY

[@milesgunner]

and this... this is where my chris chan marathon starts

[@WallabysArchive]

Today the complete recompiled video is releasing of the IceBerg series btw 🙌

[@WallabyUser]

Another certified hood classic

[@Adonis.D.Prince]

As sombody who has only heard of Chris-chan by listening to Oneyplays talk about him sporadically, I could barely make heads or tails out of this iceberg video.

[@pofuno]

New Chris Chan content? We are blessed by the algorithm brothers

[@cokemud]

In the words of Francis of the Filth “this is just the shit that’s documented”

[@felipeantonio1304]

The deeper the iceberg the deeper it is in Fanta

[@WallabysArchive]

XD

[@ggomlet6519]

Oh god no

[@rick0dweeb]

we all love our loveable chrissy chan

[@Jay-lw8ll]

It's crazy this came out a year ago

[@ryantannar5301]

Chris has not served time yet. He is just no longer being held until trial. He will still have a trial to determine guilt. He may or may not need to return depending on if the sentence exceeds his time already spent in jail, but it's not like he has done time after a conviction yet.

[@CyberneticStreetrunner]

It’s kinda nice to know at least some people tried to look out for Chris at least-

[@capyluvr]

Great vid!!😅 Chris never fails to amaze me.. in the worst way💀

[@WallabysArchive]

[@avxks]

Incredible video, editing and narration. Glad youtube recommended you to me. Keep up the great work!

[@WallabysArchive]

tysm

[@zoey8486]

Ok class there will be a test on monday about this iceberg. Bonus points if you bring a Sonichu medallion

[@esh9x153]

It's probably gonna take at least 10 parts of these videos to be able to get into even some detail about Chris lol. Great video btw

[@WallabysArchive]

[@akarikazi]

i didnt even know there was another winner of the sweepstakes. its cute that she shared it with her class.

[@EmmanuelTheInternetFan]

I honestly don’t get why there are so many variations of Sonichu & Rosechu when the original Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo were created on accident

[@korkreo3421]

Subbed at 300 glad to see you reach 1000 subs

[@DesGardius-me7gf]

“Chris's development isn't just delayed - it is arrested.” -excerpt from “Chris and his ego” from the CWCki

[@maxjohanse8652]

Oh finally a complete version

[@monkeyslapper65]

Chris just got released people! He's back baby!

[@WallabysArchive]

Oh lord ☠️💀☠️

[@xannmax]

Man, whoever made the medallion destruction video was trying way too hard. Putting that much effort into defacing some autistic man's medallion just proves how much free time is on their hands.

[@theonlybilge]

28:20 I remember reading that blow-up dolls aren't actually meant to be used, and that they're just supposed to be comedy novelty items. Is that true? I'm assuming they're similar to blow up pools in the fact that blow up pools have a lot of sharp sprue.

[@atroposV]

Chris Chan says otherwise 😂

[@Cyanthefox420]

The sonichu medallion needs to be ice out like a rapper chain 😂

[@MostBased_]

if i ever get rich n famous itll be a piece for sure 😂😂😂😂✌️

[@義]

I'd buy

[@Mew_Master]

Congrats!

[@ClamSham]

ive wasted 35 hours of my life watching geno samuel's chris chan documentary (im only half way through) just for it to be put into a 1 hour long video

[@toastrave7820]

yup same

[@bothatguyyoudontknow]

Cyraxx aka Chance Wilkins is a runner up for Chris Chan lvl lolcow

[@mrkicker11181]

20:41 blue spike lowkey gay asf

[@0liivers]

Chris has inspired me to never achieve anything in my life 😊 If he's still alive I'll live as well

[@millhousesdad]

excellent video man, kept my attention the whole time

[@LilxPepto]

subbing and commenting to boost you, good job on this man!

[@WallabysArchive]

[@RealHexJoker]

one of his business cards went on sale for around 1,000 on mercari recently

[@bowmaj8666]

Honestly, the more I learn about Chris Chan, the more astonished I am that he isn't an elaborate troll! I always think of Sacha Baron Cohen's characters like Ali G and Borat, where the humour comes from him making a complete fool of himself and the people who he is interviewing being bewildered by his stupidity and them not realising that he's playing a character. I imagine Chris being a sort of internet version of this. If this was the case, I guess it could be funny (although at the end of it all it'd just be someone poking fun at autistic people), but then you realise that it's all genuine and then it just gets sad!

[@WallabysArchive]

Wait till we get to the lower levels of the Ice Berg XD

[@bowmaj8666]

@@WallabysArchive The best three words that perfectly sum up the Chris Chan experience: "It gets worse!"

[@WallabysArchive]

@@bowmaj8666 XD

[@cletusburgerboy9143]

Truly the world's most documented person on the planet.

[@haydomatt]

Not a chance

[@ShrimpySara]

I have the same heterochromia as Chris, it pains me every time someone points it out

[@ethanhuber8464]

Been waiting for this since Chris Chan part 1

[@WowItsBow]

Amazing video as always 🔥

[@WallabysArchive]

[@kaotikord]

Glad to say I did my part in subbing, love your content, my guy. Keep it up!

[@godzillabane4745]

Complete Ice Berg my left nipple, you had one layer left my guy. Please release the full cut.

[@Bitoz_]

I love how all the info here got 5 sonichu

[@WallabysArchive]

wait till we get to deeper levels, that's were it gets fun 😈😈😈

[@Whitejesus425]

We are clearly living in this man’s world .

[@petarmilich8684]

You skipped one of Chris’ mugshots.

[@Slumlord007]

u deserve more subs fs good vid

[@RavenToes]

Honey wake up new chris chan iceberg just dropped

[@Gene_4160]

ITS HERE!!! MUM GET THE CAMERA

[@funmachine694]

I like your narrating voice bro

[@WallabysArchive]

Ty

[@WGasmss]

Imagine in the future when we all die and our world is pretty much gone, aliens get here (or other life that ends up evolving whatever) and the only things they can salvage from our old world are Chris Chan wiki articles..

[@RagingCatfish]

I never knew chris made a scene in shrek retold

[@jack1701e]

I dont think im ready for this but here it goes!

[@duelingbub]

Honestly it would be extremely funny if someone sent Chris chan a pallet of jared pickles just to c his reaction.

[@remyrichardson8614]

13:35 the picture is actually of Meghan. One of the reasons she cut ties with him, actually.

[@FittedSheet2000]

7:53 HOLY SHIT he looks like angry video game nerd 💀💀💀

[@imgoingtogreeenout6941]

This dude is a monster

[@gaygranola]

Just a few minor corrections I’d like to make: • The “She Came for CWC picture was falsely assumed to be incestuous and was confirmed to be a picture of Megan, so it doesn’t really make sense to reference it when mentioning the incest • You missed one of his mugshots • Heterochromia isn’t a “mythical” condition and you contradict yourself by immediately showing a real case of it • Chris has not served actual time in prison and he is staying in a care home

[@WallabysArchive]

That has been noted, the Heterochromia isn’t a “mythical thing is just me being dyslexic and mispronouncing "medical" 👍

[@thundercockjackson]

​@@WallabysArchive can u add annotations with corrections pls

[@WallabysArchive]

@@thundercockjackson I will when possbile 👍

[@rat5328]

"Heterochromia isn’t a “mythical” condition and you contradict yourself by immediately showing a real case of it" he said medical, not mythical...

[@thundercockjackson]

@@WallabysArchive haha cool i hope youtube doesnt remove that useful feature

[@Ghostular]

chris chan's last update to sonichu was on my birthday...

[@Maxb0-__-]

Tmtwu on getting 1000 subs🔥