The Chronicles of Chris-Chan: Asperchu is Horrendously Awesome 1/17/10

[@cake6476]

I like how he thinks it's so outrageous that he gets set on fire in the comic even though frequently draws himself beating up and murdering real people in HIS comic

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

It's ok when it's not him being hurt or murdered

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

N-word Surfer that’s a fancy way to say “egotistical”

[@gilfredyacevedo8129]

Wow that’s exactly what I was thinking damn he’s such a hypocrite

[@quinn941]

Chris is still infamous for his hypocrisy to this day

[@nickinhiskitchen5602]

"He uses uncensored swear words!" "He uses so many goddamn of those"

[@RealRedHerring]

"That little son of a bitch"

[@TBONE_2004]

"Including _SHEEEEEIT... _*_and AAAAAASS!!_* "

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

He's like Annie Wilkes from Misery.

[@insertnamehere5809]

@iLoveJackingOn Chris Chan's life is proof positive that god is dead.

[@karenbrown6348]

@@insertnamehere5809 Actually it's proof God is alive and has a sense of humor

[@rotolotto]

I absolutely adore how he sandwiches "goddamn" between complaints about anti-religious material and uncensored expletives

[@Poever]

rotolotto southern conservative hypocrisy

[@228ss]

From what i've been told the FBI are still working on this case

[@kevinfrench9720]

Posts that aged well

[@TheEldritchHyena]

This comment aged like fine wine.

[@judyhopps9380]

Imagine being a pastor, and chris comes up to you with all this stuff, and you're just thinking.... "Is this a test, God?"

[@YEUWYU]

Lol you think this could ve the worse shit someone comes up with? Try killers or rapists lmao

[@codycox2465]

Was Rocky the youth counselor at the church Chris was kicked out of? Was he kicked out of more than one?

[@Ndrew556]

@@codycox2465 she was the counselor of the new church Chris had to attend, as far as I know he was only kicked out once from a church

[@codycox2465]

@@Ndrew556 thank you just wanted to clarify

[@kennel878Xx]

Pastor low key in his head🗣️ like Mentally: this is some true funny shit, christian has been pulling some shit here lately he's been ringing my very last church bell here lately just the thing I needed, thank you God thank you Jesus , I needed that laugh. To Chris's face: I hated it, it was awful, slanderous and a very immature thing to do to mock you son, I'm sorry.

[@professorsponge1554]

I miss when he dressed like a goodwill bargin bin diver. It was his own unique style. Now he looks like a man's foot wearing barbie clothes. Wait, he read Vivian's book? Recently he said he never read it. So he's lying when he says he read it in this video. GOT A NEW ONE GUYS!

[@Chillerveli]

He fucked barb

[@giph002]

@@Chillerveli This, but unironically.

[@PixelSubstream]

if i recall Vivian caught that and brought it up during one of their instant message chats. She wasn't happy about it

[@ballinn0430]

He probably forgot he read it.

[@galxylax0]

FBI's probably thinking, "Which case should we do? Russian hackers or Asperchu?"

[@jcrowley1985]

Tough call. They're both equally falsified

[@jcrowley1985]

@N-word Surfer *blushes* thank you, I'm a happy puppy

[@antpaste]

jcrowley1985 I called it too.

[@signoguns8501]

Definitely asperchu

[@didjargo]

Listen up men! Someone on the internet has besmirched the good name of Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler. That's right, the true and honest original creator of Sonichu the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Now I want finding this bastard to be your top priority! God help us if he uploads another pickled themed comic to the internet.

[@NinjasUseGlocks]

I think he's just jealous that asperchu is objectively better

[@ClassicGamesFan]

funny how chris hates aspergers and people with aspergers (this includes me literally cause i have aspergers LMAO) when he has autism. Hypocrisy 101

[@Poever]

He never picked up that this was all to push his buttons on what makes him the angriest: being wrong, Aspergers, and people mocking him

[@spongeyspikes09]

Is it still going on? the asperchu comic I mean

[@NinjasUseGlocks]

@@spongeyspikes09 no

[@dingus1115]

@Aung Un'Rama I think he hates people who are on the spectrum in general. I thought I remembered a journal entry of his where he talks about hating being on the bus because he was bothered by the other special ed kids. But if I got that wrong then my bad

[@MrPizzaslice]

he sets me on fire! he sets ME on FIRE!

[@cake6476]

*goes back to drawing himself beating up and shooting people he doesn't like*

[@seanquigley2748]

MrPizzaslice the best part is that he did it himself

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

"Giiiiiiiiiiirl, HE SETS ME ON FIIIIIIIRE"

[@THEnicholasvancosky]

@@cake6476 alec drew the page where Chris is burning first (I think)

[@SaintsBro217]

"Past buddha belly" In Chris' mind, does he think he's shredded?

[@Mochi_Madness87]

Yeah. During this period, he would constantly say he had "muscles" and was "the strong buff one" while flexing his oddly boney arms, while the rest of him looks like the Michelin Man.

[@SaintsBro217]

+Eddie R. That explains the chair lifting video. "FEEL MY WRATH"

[@Mochi_Madness87]

Bradley Green Yeah. I think he was trying the cave man method of trying to make himself look larger and seem more threatening. He would always comment on his height, being 5'10, and would say he's tough. When in reality if you looked at him, he'd crumble into dust.

[@SaintsBro217]

+Eddie R. It's hilarious how his dad was a soldier yet he's just... Chris.

[@Mochi_Madness87]

Bradley Green Bob was about the only one in that house that had any sense. Barbara spends all her time wasting away on the couch and sleeping like the Snorlax she is..Bob actually worked and went outside.

[@OfficerFlatFoot]

The ghost of Patty will have your soul for dinner Mr. Leary!!!!!

[@simplyaregularguy131]

7:23 his already miserable and pathetic argument gets even less credible. I was laughing at this part way more than I should have

[@HebiHouse]

Such a child's response.

[@karenbrown6348]

@@HebiHouse An incredibly young, spoiled brat child 😣

[@koda_dawgg]

exactly, its so sad.

[@newwaveknight1]

Things like "so many goddamn swear words" make me wonder if Chris is really the one trolling us.

[@kikiash2425]

If thats true then this is the biggest prank ever

[@newwaveknight1]

Magus the Outrageous Kiwi Farms would get pissy if you suggested that Chris was trolling us. Yes, a web site for discussing the extreme lengths people would go to for the sake of trolling was angrily dismissive of the notion that somebody would go to extreme lengths for trolling.

[@nachgeben]

Mostly because they have proof he's not, so the insinuation is ridiculous lmfao.

[@ginogatash4030]

​@ConManliness there's plenty, like the fact she went to prison. it's funny to imagine what if, but at this point this whole chris Chan deal is too intricate and has gone for too long for it to be just trolling all along, it would be impossible to troll to this extent, you can't keep such a facade for almost 20 years.

[@ginogatash4030]

@ConManliness Chris Chan.

[@heatedquid9496]

5:48 he almost says “my son” and then corrects himself to character lol

[@isocheeso]

nah he was gonna say "my sonichu"

[@MrKrampenDamp]

@@isocheeso Definitely, much agree.

[@yabukiman4273]

I love how he talks about "the original Sonichu" implying that shitty ripoff is original XD

[@randommanwill802]

I love how Chris believes he has a "side" that will back him up... smh...

[@randommanwill802]

Linn Simms I might be insulted if you didn't look like a sex offender.

[@Mckids1000]

Hahaha

[@randommanwill802]

Linn Simms That's right, fake laugh it off girl name.

[@Mckids1000]

It's funny because you're a fucking moron.

[@randommanwill802]

Okay girl name with dead rat fur on your face.

[@Bro-BLZIT]

he says god damn right after complaining about the swearing and before complaining about it being anti religous

[@thesaurus9226]

I love the complete lack of self-reflection, complaining about blasphemy, adult images and violence. Chris, its all based off of your comic!!

[@chrisdooley6468]

The indignation in his voice “ He set me on fire! He set me on fire!! Have you ever seen such a thing?” That was hysterical. Somehow I missed this video but I’m sure glad I found it.

[@giph002]

It is crazy how Chris gets so angry about Asperchu, but Chris was shooting people in Chris' comic, having Rosechu smash someone's skull, etc.

[@kariasimova1251]

bless asperchu

[@alexh.855]

+Kari Wanska May he live forever.

[@kariasimova1251]

he will, as a god.

[@kalsaithrak]

This is comedy gold. It's like a window into Chris' self awareness.

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

... and lack thereof.

[@2-diisopropylaminoethanol55]

I love when Chris' voice gets really high-pitched xD

[@itscomplicatedwatches]

2 - Diisopropylaminoethanol he set me on FI-RE!

[@AllOfTheHallows]

I hate it. It annoys me so much because it's something he never learned to stop doing. If you think about it that's what children do when they're annoyed they have that high influx in their voice. He just sounds like a whiney little boy in an adult body.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

"His A and B books are anti-religious!" This coming from someone who's done more damage to the cause of Christ than any nonbeliever ever could. x_x

[@Elira-jr4tv]

And now he's calling himself jesus christ

[@insertnamehere5809]

Chris Chan is the embodiment of all the seven deadly sins combined.

[@tehandykif4525]

His voice reminds me of big bird from sesame Street

[@wesleyem3]

Man, he wants them to not only die, but die in Hell? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of Hell?

[@issasomethingorother6198]

"And his A and B books are anti religious!!" You shouldn't talk, Chris, seeing as your existence as a whole is pretty anti christianity

[@NGScoob]

Mark Nazzaro Nah he’s proof that only hell exists. CWCville is hell and Chris will lead us there!

[@Chillerveli]

@@NGScoob true

imagine chris is actually the biggest troll of all time and is actually a really smart and rational man

[@theblindmilkman6488]

couchpotato what a fucking twist

[@TheCrazystupidpeople]

Real name Thomas

[@bigbadseed7665]

This guy doesn't seem to get how parody works.

[@likeclockwork6473]

He still can't figure out how a washing machine works

[@elbruh3778]

Ya think?

[@giph002]

@@elbruh3778 In Chris' mind, parody=Chris can steal copyrighted characters (Sonic, Pikachu, etc.), and that's it.

[@mechanwhal6590]

He doesn’t seem to get much of anything.

[@binnieb20]

7:22 just demonstrates how much of a petulant manchild Chris Chan is lol.

[@brotherardash1960]

No one else could make this phenomenal an informercial for Asperchu

[@giygas79]

HE SETS ME ON FIRE

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

*FIYAR

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

The unintentional South Park sound effects are so perfectly timed it's incredible... "and his pages are _anti religious!"_ "Sweet!"

[@lukegarner6948]

EXAGGERATED MANBEWBS

[@nickytheanimal2413]

The toilet paper roll around the back of his necklace makes an appearance

[@GreenEyeCinema]

7:24 Chris' usual response to criticism

[@itsevillaugh1767]

Nobody: The fly in my house at 3am: 7:24

[@criminallyautistic8372]

God. I'm autistic and swear to everyone here we don't all act like this. At least we don't record it and upload to KZbin. Please don't get the wrong idea

[@fynnthefox9078]

It's funny, he says he's peaceful, yet he's flipping people off and telling people to "die in Hell".

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

... and siccing his sweet, deceased puppers on them... when she really would rather frolic amongst the Heavenly meadows with angels with balls who play fetch, doggie-kibble mountains and forests of hydrants.

[@Ioganstone]

The fbi is never cutting down my internet.

[@satinsguard]

The amount of hypocrisy in this video is palpable.

[@NinjasUseGlocks]

"Sheeit"

[@theguybehindyou4762]

"Old buddha belly, exaggerated manboobs I used to have..." *USED TO???*

[@dyland5847]

"We will see you in Minnesota and take you down personally Mr. ALEC BASON LARRY!"

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

This is the same Alec Benson Leary who was listening in when BlueSpike revealed himself and eventually held Chris accountable for silly things. Forced Chris to apologize for threatening him and made him change Sonichu.

[@brycehudson6135]

Imagine him being his own lawyer and making this case to the court.

[@lindinle]

6:49 oh my god. he really cant tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

[@prettybarf]

Autism is one of a drug

[@JessBlueJazzberry]

"His A and B books are ANTIRELIGIOUS!" Uh, Chris? Aren't you a huge fan of Family Guy and South Park?

[@mondoprime]

The way he says ASS cracks me the fuck up

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

I see what you did there olol

[@Mezmonster]

…just after 4:10 you can see the shape of Chris’s head and then Asperchus shortly after that and see they look a very similar shape. Basically mirroring each other 👌🙃😝

[@joebaumgart1146]

I like how he can't even make eye contact with the camera lens. I'm autistic too and even I can do that.

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

One may as well give this video the subtitle of "The Chris-Chan Hypocrisy Cavalcade".

[@cult_of_odin]

Oh shit his pastor hates it! It must be the most horrible demonic smut filled thing ever because we all know how open minded pastors are.

[@Poever]

Big Boss more likely because she curries his favor

[@codycox2465]

You'd be surprised

[@afnltv5988]

What amazes me the most about the absurdity of CWC is that none of this (on his part) was a troll

[@JMDurden]

Recorded the day after my 18th birthday. What a present for adulthood.

[@jeff91199]

Focus on the Family does not approve of Asperchu.

[@char1737]

Asperchu rocks don't be mad that you see yourself in asperchu

[@verynaisu]

I was 11 years old when this came out. I had seen chris' videos recommended to me as a kid. I remember i scrolling oast it to watch more ytp

[@ballinn0430]

He keeps all those comics on his PS3.

[@char1737]

Asperchu was like catch fire Chris Chan ! LMAO

[@johnconradculvera2746]

"and my son" he said,dear god.

[@gilfredyacevedo8129]

not every comic book are made for kids

[@anonymousmobster2444]

You know you're wrong when the pope himself calls you out.

[@Joe.Rogan.]

Big fan of Asperchu... it's crazy how guys like this think they can steal the most original OC ever made. Except no fakes! Asperchu is the only legit electric hedgehog pokemon out there.

[@kaiserdashawn5219]

Kids comic my ass

[@bigbadseed7665]

He finally changed his shirt.

[@coreykelley9441]

"Asperchu" makes me laugh EVERY TIME.

[@dr.shankster]

"He sets me on fire!"

[@TheMasterofDespair]

Oh, snap!!! He's going to call the FBI. Run Alec Run!

[@WeroVarela619]

Duuude did he stop himself from calling sonichu his son?

[@rebeccariddle9358]

His voice is so shrill, nasally and whiney...so annoying 😬 this dude...idk I dont have any more words for him right now lol

[@giph002]

The funny thing is Chris thinks he sounds like Frank Sinatra.

[@rebeccariddle9358]

@@giph002 😂 right and hes one of the worse singers I've heard lol like there are bad singers then theres chris 🤣

[@kaiserdashawn5219]

5:10 sweet sweet stupid Chris chan tv y7 shows never have sex at all this guy knows kids show ratings like he knows business and copyright absolutely nothing

[@thegatorhator6822]

SONICHUS CAN BE CAUGHT IN THE WILD LADS. GET OUT YOUR PHONES, LET'S GET SOME ON POKEMON GO.

[@reloadpsi]

I'm afraid to ask what I spotted just below the screen at 1:04

[@tom-s8053]

ReloadPsi Imagine what kind of adventures it's been up instead.

[@franknitti9126]

Yes you are correct, he is basically mocking you

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

Do you think Sonic the Hedgehog has a video where he rants about Sonichu being a knock off of him?

[@Rokkoasas]

Is there a sexy Marge fanart on the right part of the wall?

[@halospartan129500]

None_yo_business yes dude....that is a marge photo from a playboy issue apparently.

[@stanley8441]

At least Chris is a protestant, oh wait...... shit

[@Blackwolfninja89]

A parody of a parody

[@nydajackmccoy]

Behold! Our Bespectacled Leader! Lord of Gynecomastia, Master of Crayola Magic, Keeper of the Second Unclit, Amongst Hedgehogs is Traveled, Smithey-Brother, Brief-Crapper, Mall Loiterer, Women Accoster, Virinimicus Maximus, His Ladyship Christine Weston Chandler. Rejoice at his presence!

[@pogothepurple3826]

We need to see an epic sperg-off between Chris Chan and Jonathan Ross. God Damn! What a spectacle that would be!

[@dongiovanni-m3i]

Two self described virgins with rage.

[@lilcritic3260]

His poor pastor being forced to read shitty comics lmao. Wtf is the fbi gonna do?

[@silvergames8798]

chris chan makes me want to clean my room. and puke.

[@djdak069]

...and even the EGHF BEE AYE

[@mikusz3]

2:35 Well, what did you expect Jesus Sonichu Godess Ian Brandon Anderson whatever you will "thank us to call you that"... You did a Sonichu Special comic where you shot the real Chris with your gun in legs making him bleed...

[@herrflantier3739]

he looks so greasy

[@kaiserdashawn5219]

Chris chan walk vs Alec Benson Leary Chad stride

[@ClassicGamesFan]

He's making Aspies like me better than him as an Autist. Lmao. Aspergers > Autism (sarcasm) xD

[@joebaumgart1146]

Who would make those shirts in the first place?

[@knoxklay11]

Alec Benson Larry!!

[@nickinportland]

Still waiting for the interview with the reverend. She saw some stuff.

[@santiagotamulis5833]

If you are walking around with a mobile device while watching this it will feel like looking into a dark alternative reality

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Now imagine watching this on a VR headset. It'll be more than just the camera motion making you be sick.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Asperchu>Sonichu. Fact.

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

Patty Kruger

[@Lordborgoth666]

"he is not me!!!" i think we all can say we are happy we are not you chris the great LULzcow who milks himself

[@herrflantier3739]

7:23 fucking end me right now

[@vikinggaming1037]

I know I'm late to this but holy shit, dude sounds like he even wants to kill the dude who did that. The parts when he gets mad is funny as fuck, don't get me wrong but.. I thought you weren't supposed to wish people to die and go to hell, etc if you were a "good person" a "god loving person" and all that shit. That's.. Just purely despicable.

[@tomodachialtairmelpomene4376]

Now i know when my mom says '''too much television does damage'''' Tomodachi-san

[@go-ot7dg]

squeak

[@lindinle]

7:12 and he counts his lucky starts that he isnt you.

[@LavendrHoney]

Where can you read the asperchu series nowadays

[@viemarirunoa]

Search on the CWCki (Also u cute ^_^)

[@ShinKamaitachi]

I miss old "normal" chris, I can't stand his tomgirl phase. If he hate pickle, he should go to a doctor, turn that pickle into some china.

[@staringcorgi6475]

The camera quality is so horrible lmao there were better cammeras back than

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

He used a PS3 camera