The Church Of What's Happening Now:

[@JesusChristisKing94]

Man…it’s 2022 and I’m REALLY missing the church and how it used to be. It’s been 5 years since I’ve watched the Ralphie podcasts. You already know I had to rewatch it. Rest In Peace Ralphie May. You’ve always helped me laugh when I was having hard times dealing with life. May God rest your beautiful soul buddy, always kept it real on the church like a DOCTA!

[@stevenolague4799]

Just to go back in time and reminisce, they where THE good days.

[@ozzyosbourne5063]

I miss those old podcast days too bro, I come here sometimes to relive those moments.

[@sadscientists]

you said it alex. so much has changed since these days. RIP RAPLHIE RIP THE CHURCH BEST PODCAST OF ALL TIME

[@nadiarodrigues3705]

@@stevenolague4799 and

[@nadiarodrigues3705]

If

[@ScoundrelSFB]

RIP Ralphie. Heaven just got heavier.

[@jnstamos4690]

Ik he would laugh his ass off if he herd this😂😂😂

[@TehUltimateSnake]

Bruh I’m weaak 😂😂

[@chrismunoz7859]

It's got stretch marks now

[@nehemiahivan179]

instaBlaster

[@rollndeep4927]

hilarious!! Rip RP

[@MensreaMusic]

“In 1985 I gave that blanket crabs, where’s Tony Bennet??” 😂😂😂😂Tremendous!!!! RIP Ralphie

[@hijackhickory]

Ralphie was the GOAT guest of the church. RIP

[@smoothie_silk840]

I could watch these Ralphie interviews a million times & never get tired of em. What an incredible human being, they don’t make ‘em like that anymore jack, RIP Ralphie

[@gabrielv92]

It's crazy to watch this and how they talk about Brody little do they know in less than 3 years both of them would be gone

[@yungchill69]

@@gabrielv92 I mean we kinda knew he’d be gone soon dude was 500 pounds lmfao

[@words_on_a_screen]

I couldn't agree more Silk. I revisit these gems far too often. Legends never die.

[@BobSmith-lu5ug]

@@yungchill69 I know isn't someone dying early in life just hilarious?! Douche

[@yungchill69]

@@BobSmith-lu5ug yeah it is actually

[@jackrizzy]

You know, after hundreds of hours of listening to Joey, I just thought about how proud his mom is of him. Looking down at how this kid through all the craziness made a nice life for himself.

[@agustinpodepiora5525]

Are you Catholic brodie? I'm curious!

[@nikscott6644]

👌

[@jacebright9466]

I never hear Lee talk as much as he dies when Ralphies there, the energy may brings is totally unmatched. RIP

[@death1980]

I mean he’s also on acid on this podcast that might be the high energy lees feeling

[@ActionJackson669]

@@death1980 😂😂😂 how do you know he is on acid? I just started the episode, does he say it?? 😂😂😂

[@moosespeak6140]

Uncle Joey and Ralphie were like older and younger brothers truly

[@coconuthead8484]

@@ActionJackson669 mushrooms

[@CJ_YT.]

they were like the three stoned amigos

[@loc5998]

2:05:56 😢 rip ralphie. Legendary moment between Lee Ralphie and Uncle Joey

[@marskye]

i teared up

[@emptRx]

Seeing them all bobbing to a silent song is hilarious

[@Wtf123388]

Kick that mule lee

[@ChinChecker22]

59:50 (about an hr in)..... tremendous story you don't want to miss it. Ralphie podcasts are the best. Such a good dude. RIP buddy

[@HoKogan007]

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are grey You'll never know, dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away

[@pottheed1911]

TOM?

[@nocapvisuals]

I’m going through depression and these old church’s are a god sent. thanks Lee. Thanks Coco

[@kaitlynoneill9516]

that ending was beautiful. miss you ralphie, im sorry for your guyses loss. what a gift it would be to able to find your friend in some videos when you miss him like you can.

[@allwack]

Rest in peace buddy, you have brought me so mu8ch happiness and laughter throughout my childhood, it's a shame I wasn't able to see you perform live. Thank you for your comedy Ralphie, you will be missed.

[@ballisticinc7101]

1:30:09 uncle Joey cleaning out his ear drum with the end of a pen like a doctah

[@liambruh4678]

Hahahahahah

[@yungsorrow7145]

"every... Spot... Works" 😭😂

[@ralieghsolo]

You know how a mathematician gets rid of his constipation?! He works it out with a pencil😝

[@cubeuhhgaming5034]

I must've seen these Ralphie May interviews at least seven times and I still find them hilarious

[@johnguanciale258]

Great guest

[@NumberOneChina]

The only thing funny ralphie ever did was prove the fat jokes right by dying

[@NumberOneChina]

@@johnguanciale258 his laugh is atrocious and he steps on bits every time he's on a show. He was the worst

[@ShorseyShows]

@@NumberOneChina let me know when you aren't dogshit and you can play me anygame 1v1

[@ShorseyShows]

@@NumberOneChina your mom named you alex? LMAO she wanted a daughter my guy🤣🤣🤣

[@Ferhat1337]

2020 ralphie still gets me laughing like a kid! Rest in peace brother

[@talishasantiago7941]

I feel the reason Joey keeps Lee around all the time is cause Lee looks up too him so much and Joey feels like he's teaching him and showing him how to be a man and Lee makes Joey feel good about him self cause joey loves to tell stories and Lee just sits there with his jaw dropped and listen and Joey loves every minute of it

[@derek1023]

I kind of agree, but Lee is also the only reason this audio and video format is edited to a fucking T. He takes the product and turns it to what it is.

[@eskee1]

Yeah Lee's his bitch for sure

[@gabrielv92]

Turner Field Blakely is an innocent guy who always went by the book and just felt something was missing in his life so he decided to contact Joey who has a whole bunch of life experience but he could learn from which is pretty much why I listen to the Church I'm a regular old dude I've done some wild stuff but for the most part I work 9 to 5 come home and that's pretty much a typical day it's fun hearing the crazy stories and shenanigans Uncle Joey gets himself into

[@pincheftw]

they got that rick & morty dynamic especially when they're on psychedelics 😂

[@ricardo.d.i.a.s]

the church ages like whisky

[@Mister_Juntao]

Couldn’t agree more

[@djBangzWell]

Fucking A💯

[@TokyoSwan.]

Every time Joey bangs on the table I take my headphones off thinking someone is making noise in my house.

[@TrustasCurrency]

I alway's think someone is knocking on the door

[@KingXulthaar]

lmao right? its like BOOM. hit pause, "HELLO!?? HELLO!!?? WHOS THERE!!?" happens all the time

[@cosgrovebabay]

Feck You holy shit I swear i was hearing things and I found out its just my uncle joey.

[@john-kneewalker1921]

Lmfao!!!

[@miguelmarrero6760]

Your high on blow haha

[@JC-mz5ku]

Rest up ralphie. Lived to make others laugh, i and many others are eternally grateful for the laughs bro lightin a few for you today. Rest in peace big guy! Loveya

[@Holycrap204]

Ralphie was the man. Such a good soul. Theres not many people out there like him and Uncle Joey. Real soldiers.

[@unclemonster48]

Ralphie giving out ACTUAL SIZE CANDY BARS at Halloween! Such a kid at heart I bet he was so kind to the kids in his neighborhood.

[@ianmodglin2744]

RIP you big beautiful bastard

[@pussylips82]

beautiful

[@smutjunkies559]

Tremendous!

[@troorun1718]

superb guy , heart of gold

[@spikentheneck629]

Rest in peace playa

[@guntherwhite2043]

Crazy how Joey never runs out of stories to tell

[@foggy_b2837]

Had to pause to tell a lik story about Chicago. I did my basic training for the navy in Great Lakes. I had some business to tend to in Chicago and ended up getting lost with no ride, so I started walking in what I assumed was the right general direction, in full dress blues. The farther I walked, the more lost I got. I still don't know where the hell I was, but I knew I was in the wrong neighborhood to be walkin around at night in Navy dress blues. I'm from New Orleans, so I wasn't too nervous or anything like that, but I definitely aware of my surroundings. So, when the big dude rolled up slow behind me in a blacked out impala, my head was on a swivel. He pulled up next to me, rolled down his window, and his exact words were "Boy you MUST be lost!" He gave me a ride all the way back to the base. I tried to offer him gas money, but he was like "Naw playa, you good" and that was that. Chicago can definitely be a warzone, but the people are cool AF! I never even got the dude's name, but I'll never forget him. So if you're reading this today, good looking out playa! If you're ever in New Orleans, come find me. First rounds on me.

[@justinnoceda2115]

My family stays in Canaryville/Bridgeport and no doubt very dangerous but you can't ask for more down to earth people not everyone but most I met were cool af

[@Mister_Juntao]

Great story, get back on the boat.

[@anthonypost8214]

I feel like I’m just chilling with Joey and the boys it makes me happy

[@jamesbrandenburg9679]

I love Ralphie May . Came from nothin , lived to the fullest , and left his wife , kids , and family a empire !

[@joshuajackson758]

it's funny when joey talks like Lee

[@donnaryland9976]

I don't talk about Lee because I totally get why he's the way he is. Joey is the alpha in that ring. Lee is trying to be Joey...I wish he would be more aggressive but Lee is not from Joey's Era. I do know Lee has much love for Joey. The same applies for Joey. Joey loves Lee like he's blood family.

[@CZRXCZR]

This the best guest the Church has ever had. Who knew a talking Escalade could be so entertaining?

[@baileyin24]

thats dirty

[@NobodysGh0sT]

He's one of the funniest talking Escalades I've ever seen, Cocksucka! Much love to the Church!

[@breakyoselffool]

+William Bailey IV he is a fat fuck tho... super super super fucking fat.

[@NobodysGh0sT]

***** It's cool bro. I don't care how big Ralphie is he's almost like a Jackie Gleason of our era. Obviously when it comes to Ralphie or Uncle Joey or Stanhope etc etc they swear. They're politally incorrect but they're funny. If you don't like the guests featured, don't watch the podcast. If you disagree with the message, maybe it isn't for you. As Joey says about Rogan: "He takes the path of least resistance".

[@hedgehogger7105]

Edgar valdez grow up you POS

[@Trevspowers]

That ending hits different and it warms my heart… The world could use some Ralphie May love right now

[@krisschaefer876]

Just watched this on a Ralphie binge, a week ago. Get back to that safey-safe bro... we need you more than ever.

[@dcrow1982]

Ralphie may was one of the coolest dudes ever RIP

[@marts500]

Joey is definitely shrinking...hes drinking water...hes breathing....putting the pieces together & killing audiences.Outstanding.

[@tommy4napalm]

you shrink more when you stop breathing

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Helps to be next to the fattest guy ever (except for Bert).

[@jamessalsberg94]

Z06M6B613 kmaoookkip

[@Slummy-sama]

Tremendous

[@joeldukes303]

Z06M6B613 you mean Ralphie? Or Gabriel

[@thedarktowercometh9989]

Rest easy Ralphie. Your still loved and missed .

[@Jchamp443]

Rest easy Ralphie may my heart goes out to his children...he’s missed ..so sad that he’s gone.

[@Treversoldyoutube]

Lee: yes i make pepperoni sandwhiches Ralphie: yea, thats good, its a strong move 😂😂

[@KP_Nation]

"I was there when Ric Flair won the Heavy Metal belt!" Thanks for the laughs Ralphie

[@moep.8578]

Time stamp plz

[@SnakeHedd]

Man, Ralphie's talkin about OG wrestling. Legendary stuff from a different age.

[@Stink_N_Pinky]

Hell yes. Mid-South and Crockett Promotions. THE AMERICAN DREAM DUSTY RHODES

[@jrsmith3344]

OG is fuckin right! Mid-South was the realest of the real back then! Fuckin riots, guns & knives, the bad guys used to have to fight their way back to the locker rooms & get chased outta town!

[@chrisgarcia8592]

I died when he said he spat on Abdullah the Butcher

[@tobypointer6998]

It's not real man what's everyone so excited about. Never understood wrestling

[@kratoids]

spitting on people like a damn cobra 😂

[@DiscipleEddie]

I still watch all the Ralphie may episodes over and over love all the stories especially the weed ones, R.I.P. Ralphie May

[@playy4110]

"I swear to god, he ate an entire ounce of mushrooms..." "the comedy store was purple, the store was purple" ahahahaah Big up much love!

[@playy4110]

20:00

[@chucklefizz]

It was a quarter ounce of mushrooms, an ounce of weed, 4 tabs of acid, beer, and all of Ralpie’s orange juice.

[@LeTrioMen]

it’s crazy..Ralpie was born the same year as my father I’m just blessed to still have him around. Ralphie is/was a beautiful soul

[@SnickC13]

Technically is. He shed his body but whatever the fuck makes ralphie is now imperceptible to us mortals.

[@jasonhumphrey6601]

Damn Ralphie, we all miss you so fn much. There was a limited amount of people that were like you. I hope you got to feel all the love people had for you. Your soul was unmatched

[@youissalty]

This was the most underrated pod of all time.

[@luckyfrank562]

Heated convo about Cold cuts lol. Love Ralphie and Uncle Joey.

[@samuelrubalcava914]

R.I.P. Ralphie May, I will miss you on this show. You made everything alright...

[@mark8102]

Man it's crazy 5 years.... I watched the Church everyday and still would man brings back memories rip ralphie love ya big brotha

[@MrPink5754]

Man I got on late so I’m glad there’s oldies I can go back to tbh. So relaxing just witnessing this.

[@MomoMomo-nb8sw]

The way lee was bouncing to the music at the beginning is funny AF idk why

[@Threeowlz]

It’s 2019 ralphie , rest your soul brother we miss you

[@moep.8578]

Carlos Guzman December 2,2019

[@mma1st105]

12-4-19 rip

[@tylerdurden7534]

Legendary

[@spikentheneck629]

2020 fucko

[@piznat1430]

I’m watching 2020 RIP

[@swagbrothersSTUDIOS]

Beautiful ending to the podcast. A great memory of Ralphie

[@mrduke2118]

Was thinking about Ralphie. So here I am watching all of Joey's Ralphie podcasts all day!

[@pedalen]

Fuck, not you too Ralphie.. Im gonna miss you. The Church will miss you. We love you Ralph

[@rekocastren923]

Two Legends shooting the shit, a fucking CLASSIC episode. Really got introduced late to Ralphie via the Church... and now he has passed. Rest In Peace. Him and Joey are on another level of vibing.. TREMENDOUS!

[@Chidgey87]

15 days before christmas 2020 still loving these ralphie podcasts what a great human being he was bigger than life with a heart bigger than most ego's sad he left us so soon life ain't fair is it.

[@TehUltimateSnake]

I was having a little bit of a bad day then I popped this on and immediately started cracking my ass up!

[@natevart4156]

Thanks for putting respect on Chicago and it’s suburbs. It’s a great place that has a lot to offer and theirs a lot of good people

[@trashdaman9753]

I love how they sing to Ralphie in the end.

[@Donamtrx]

Ralphie was the best guest ever!! In moi opinion R.I.P.🙏🏻.Together with Joey....I could listen to them all day!

[@thefoxcatch]

RIP Ralphie. Came back to enjoy this one again.

[@johnhernandez7594]

This is so good, RIP Ralphie

[@AmitSharma-kr2bt]

Joey showing love to Brody at the 30 minute mark while kicking it with Ralphie. Can’t imagine how much pain he went through after losing two of his homies.

[@cyb3rdecker]

Thank You Coco for introducing me to Robert Palmer’s “I want You” spin @1:37:22 been playing it on repeat all day.

[@jayhart69]

Ralphie seems like a true warm hearted, weighted (no pun) soul, just overall great guy.. I just learned about these guys last month (sadly about Raplhie today).. Being in my own bubble, i isolated myself from the world (for almost 3years).. & anyone who's been through shit like this knows it's like coming out of a litteral jail, for things around just change soo much. I wish i knew about Ralphie sooner & heard of Joey's stories yearss ago.. Hope Ralphie finds true peace, love, & security; & gets to choose to come back to this place one day and uses the opportunities in front of him again to put himself in another position to inspire, cheerfill, & help others again!! True happiness, peace, & strength to *all*.

[@hopinzulumanman115]

Mmmusicacritiana

[@hopinzulumanman115]

Mucicacrustiana

[@blueeyes666]

Hope you’re in a better place now bro.

[@erikmccormickcomedy6179]

As a member of the church since day one I want you to know you aren't alone and we're here for ya. This is a family.

[@eribertooooo]

I came back to listen again to this episode . amazing stories

[@marcpleggeproduction]

Had to rewatch out of RESPECT. Couldn't ask for a better ending.

[@lincoln8530]

Glad they’re talking about Chicago like this cause it’s absolutely true.

[@xrmighty]

A year later he passed away. Rip Ralphie. Never really heard about him till I started watching pods but still I know how hilarious he is and how much he was adored. Eat healthier guys! As I just ate a 2am burrito and taco

[@paullayfield]

I didn't even know he was sick

[@jaysencorbett1855]

His ex wife took his kids. 2 supervised visits a week, he had to pay for And one Skype call per week. Died of a broken heart. She took him to the cleaners in the divorce

[@RykerGirl2021]

Love the 3 of yous singing at the end! Tremendous!

[@LeeRoyKong1]

God I miss the Church....RIP Ralphie May😔🙏

[@KiloBravo86]

I am glad I got to see Ralphie in Vegas a couple months before he passed away

[@ricardorivera_108]

RIP Ralphie! Joey! Saludos desde la isla del encanto hermano 🇵🇷

[@rancidskunx]

Eeeyyy que bueno ver a otro miembro de la iglesia que sea boricua. Saludos hermano

[@droopyd203]

April 2022, watching for 3rd or 4th time.. Ralphie May RIP to one of the realest

[@megaskyburst]

Ralphie May always gets more southern when he's on the church

[@yellowdart6666]

I love the bypassing of the music through the voices. you're a savage LEE.

[@John-mf6ky]

11:08 You always know uncle Joey is baked when he starts doodling lol.

[@jiiig8667]

Ralphie: "You never pass on the pills." 🤣 Legend. RalphieInPeace

[@MvsonMusic]

Lee’s voice brings me joy

[@SuperAlexMck]

Bloody fantastic episode. R.I.P Ralphy May

[@w33d1066]

Ralphie "can take 42 shots to the torso" 😂😂

[@CanPen92]

I lost it when Joey supposedly sounded like Lee. 😂🤣 lmfao 15:35

[@machinicassemblage]

2:05:55 lee starting to sing is so adorable tbh

[@bbgultrabeastdemondicc6134]

It’s so cool to hear the three funniest guys in the world talk about where I’m from

[@Skrillon]

RALPHIE MENTIONED BIRDCLOUD!!!! I'm from Nashville no way.

[@Chasethatfeelin]

I think Joey's heart stopped every time Ralphie said "I remember when" 😅 RIP big boy, never forgotten

[@cresvajones2454]

LMAO at the bit near the end where joey grills lee about eating two pizzas in the green room

[@kpropain]

R.I.P. Ralphie, you are severely missed buddy. You kept me laughing during some of my hardest and most depressed times. Heaven has one of the kings of comedy in its ranks.

[@TotalDisclosure]

We love and miss you Ralphie May!

[@AlejAllem]

23:00 Lee "Trust me, I've had pepperoni" Syatt

[@derekcast1000]

R.I.P ralphie may

[@c-moore4826]

First of all, RIP Ralphie. We miss you brother. But next i have to point out how Lee talks with his hands 🤣 its the best

[@samsacre]

" I'm not going to lie to ya" JoeyD yer the Best!!!

[@KingXulthaar]

who do you think youre dealin with here?

[@Jacob-th4om]

Lee’s hello in the beginning fucking killed me 😂😂

[@ffllicense]

October 7th, 2017 Jesus tweeted "Ralphie's here LMAO!"

[@spikentheneck629]

WTF?

[@chilliLRK]

@@spikentheneck629 he was just expressing his emotions about ralphies death. Everybody else chose to say "Rip", and this guy did something a little different; weird, but different. That is also the day he died.

[@moondiinii]

Lee the king of learning the hard way

[@slowburntm3584]

@1:07:00 LMAO, now this is what we call "Dead Air" in the biz... Ralphie, Joey, and Lee's faces are so hilarious during this time, lol...

[@MrGonza818]

It’s 2023 and this is my favorite podcast still

[@TheClappanater]

Miss our boy Mr. Ralphie may. So sad we love you CoCo and Lee

[@Mr.JaysBigAdventure]

Ralphie was always able to get Lee to talk. Miss the big man.

[@roger23-]

LEGENDS! Sparking up a numba to this

[@klug3639]

R.I.P That blanket.. )-;