The Church Of What's Happening Now:

[@Cerase0]

Man I’d kill for a sequel of this episode. The whole podcast felt like a genuine conversation.

[@55reddragon5]

at the end of a misarable 9to5 job coming home and watching this podcast makes my day.

[@ryanhny]

Me too brother hope all is well

[@ViscaDaico]

@@ryanhny amen lads

[@haydensmith8537]

If you’re still working it, quit and move to Ecuador or something bro. Not worth it

[@WestbrookOverrated]

@@haydensmith8537 yah let's quit the shitty 9to5 and go live in a 3rd world country

[@sebastianmanzano9481]

@@haydensmith8537 Ecuador or something 😂😂

[@darylboudreau1210]

i friggin love how nick is so invested when rappaport speaks. this is hands down top 3 best church episodes. still listening to it years later 🤟🤟

[@Left_coast_bullies]

He’s his hype man everyone needs one like him lmfao

[@eddieelprimoflores5620]

@@Left_coast_bullies fo sho😄

[@mikehunt8976]

Same. I listen to it once a month. Pure entertainment. I'm a fly on the wall with uncles from New York that I never had lol. Love this episode. Especially the talk about the cholitis "you gotta figure it out" "ain't no figuring it out. I got cholitis" 😂😂😂

[@pepelepeau]

As a NYer living in Los Angeles...this episode made me feel like home! Thanks Uncle Joey!

[@Autolykos38]

A bunch of old ass new yorkers talking about colonoscopies, this episode had me dying haha

[@raimundosilva4382]

Procure a b***** dela eu procuro a b***** dela para encher de porrada não procura a b***** dela

[@nickmartinez5644]

Lmao what u lose like 5 pounds or something?

[@MrBmpj]

I was good hahaha

[@PieterDaniell]

Nick Turturro is that friend that encourages you straight to the end-line laughing at your jokes and insults, love the guy. Best episode ever.

[@robleosman4315]

This is so New York, great episode

[@MRRGaming223]

7

[@ChrisMisc1]

Being from England my view of New Yorkers is crazy loud mouth and hilarious guy who makes up bullshit stories all the time.

[@ChrisMisc1]

@King Arthur Joey makes shit up all the time. I feel like he starts with a little truth then makes it grow into a huge story as he goes along.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

@@ChrisMisc1 huh? what about Londoners? Or all other cities in the UK? Just say you are from a village next time..

[@ChrisMisc1]

@@Stoney-Jacksman What are you asking me?

[@lightsxoutxcharlie604]

they're like the Jewish and Italian Beavis and Butthead

[@mark1952able]

The BEST COCO Podcast Ever!

[@Valkonnen]

It's like the glass half full or half empty. You can put it that way and be divisive or you can say that they're "Two New York Guys" and instantly they're like brothers. We're so much more the same than we are different.

[@hardcoretj9714]

and joey is tod

[@moep.8578]

Tremendous

[@blairbeardsley4764]

My super power is talking shit haha haha !

[@1970HondaCL100]

It was quiet, but I heard you Lee. We're all family in here brother.

[@orangejuicyice1448]

He only opens up his true self with people he likes and knows seems to me he has some insecurities

[@UrbanGamerBrigadeYT]

If you looked and acted like him you would too

[@squirtlesquadblastoise7166]

James Thomas don’t shame a man for enjoying butthole pleasures. It’s 2018. Butthole pleasures are what’s cool.

[@orangejuicyice1448]

Mr. Meatballs yeah that’s true he’s just afraid of being judged by them

[@quintonlf1]

how are u gonna talk shit about a man supporting our brother Lee damn man

[@brodyharris7631]

Rappaport and Torturro need to do a podcast together.

[@rachelc586]

I'd watch religiously

[@cwmbran-city]

@@rachelc586 I'd watch profuciously

[@CJ_YT.]

the three of em are dynamite

[@loganwagler7997]

@@CJ_YT. absolute kowabunga

[@cameronderuyter]

⁠@@loganwagler7997stop doing drugs there rotten your brain

[@user-iw4gz7vh4w]

Rapaport seems like that friend that always hangs around and always irritates the hell outta everybody

[@Bambam-]

Accents like this make me understand murder for no reason

[@QuantumSymbol]

But he also seems like a good guy. Authentic.

[@VsTheWrldd]

He kept leaving Lee out and Joey had to remind em😭

[@AboutThatLIFE207]

I could nver stand that guy

[@DedePerez-xr1xv]

😂❤ your funny I guess his personality 😊

[@markg5916]

This is still such a great podcast. Joey just sat back and let them go. Rapp and Nick sitting knee to knee like brothers. Epic!

[@alvinrofkahr8784]

Joey shows how loyalty to the flying jew.he lets the people know that he also in the room. Love this podcast

[@oiitzME1266]

Alvin Rofkahr gotta Show love for the real Nazi killa straight out of Nazareth !

[@randygibbs77]

Yea man I’ve noticed that too it speaks to Joey’s character.. he seems like an old school loyal type of guy

[@effubishihateyou]

Joey's a real friend, rare these days

[@seanomahony5818]

what part of the podcast?

[@infusedwithsepticpuss]

Hell yeah man that shit warmed my icy cold heart. Nothing better than brotherly love.

[@cflo1386]

I'm in agreement with Michael and Nick doing a podcast together, this is a completely underrated episode.

[@primaltwist]

2 Jews, a Dago and a Cuban walk into a podcast....

[@UrbanGamerBrigadeYT]

primaltwist he’s Italian? I thought he was a short Hispanic

[@TuMalditaMadre]

Urban Gamer Brigade yeah, I always thought he was a Rican

[@christopherazoti1785]

Who left you in charge you piece of merda

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

@nikto45 Only "smacked around" by triggered SJWs on internet...but in real life, nobody gets offended bc they know it's not meant hateful. It's just street talk

[@neverobey1477]

@@thismothafuckasaid7304 tell it like it is brother!!. Thats the problem now a days with these fucking libtards they get triggered and offended by jokes.. Ppl specially men today are so sensitive man its nasty!!

[@NealDamiano]

I met Mike Rapaport twice once when when I was working for Tribeca Film Festival in the press dep. and second time after his comedy show at Stress Factory in Bridgeport CT. At Tribeca he talked with me for like a half hour about the Knicks & Tribe Called Quest. On his own time and then at Stress Factory he actually remembered me from Tribeca and took a pic with me and we chatted. I have to say he’s one of the most genuine humble nicest celebrities I ever met. Peace Mikey Rap good to know ya.

[@pkmatt8888]

Knicks and tribe... what gets better than that!

[@rolandomota3511]

Makes me wonder why he was an asshole with Lee

[@BrentWoods-nr3ui]

​@@pkmatt8888the OKC thunder and CBO is better

[@redskins689]

Nick n bill Burr should watch a red Sox Yankee game together

[@eric_wiley]

OMG THEY SHOULD DO THAT ON PPV. ID TOTALLY CUE IN

[@davidharos8867]

It will end up in a drunken Irish fist fight

[@Zword316]

Love how Joey always recognizes Lee. The real McCoy!

[@GamerWordDotNet]

The faces Lee makes is the best part of the episode

[@L.ATRAFFICNMADNESS]

t1337Dude LMAO

[@AtbChronic]

t1337Dude starts at 8:25

[@DazDc]

Lee is high as a kite

[@eric_wiley]

This is the GREATEST "NYC personalities" episode. Seriously. I have this episode off line so when I am not in nyc and feeling homesick, I just pop this on, put some bachata in the background with some street sounds and I am already there.

[@aldoelektrika]

Bachata in the background is what made this comment real

[@MasterCheeef]

How baked is Uncle Joey? Damn I haven't seen him that chill in a minute.

[@theafflictionvhs17]

Nah, it’s because he has two New York Maniacs in studio, he’s just sitting back & enjoying this rare moment.

[@phillipadams6735]

I'm glad I watched this. I take life too seriously sometimes. I just lost a job mainly because I was 10 minutes late due to explosive shits that come outta nowhere now that I got off the opiates. It's been over a month but my stomach sometimes just can't handle something and I have no choice but to use the bathroom or shit myself. I prefer the bathroom.

[@travissaurus4336]

How goes the battle?

[@dv2033]

Come on the people wanna know

[@decker925]

Ruh-roh

[@RICKROCKERTHEORIGIONAL]

Hang in there. It's Easier said than done. trust me I know.

[@saxking101]

I’m sorry but this was hilarious as fuck man. Hope things got better bro

[@sillynelson1]

This is the most New York shit I’ve ever seen.

[@VikCalo]

GrapeDrank25 ... They have that old NY lingo too, that Eh This fucking guy... we

[@kshinokevin]

this is a Tri-State Comedy Team here: kinda like the old Jerky Boys duo of Johnny Brennan (who is also from Queens, just like Nick and Michael) ) and Kamal Ahmed (his former partner); Joey is from (New) Jersey; Lee is a Bostonian (as in Massachusetts). the Raw (AF) East Coast vibe here feels kinda good: they walk fast, talk fast and don't smile all the time. Reggae and/or country music makes some people calm and happy. How could you be happy all of the time, ? I am not one of these people. (I don't even say "Hi !" to my neighbors who live next to me. I just keep to myself and try not to bother/harass people, on a daily basis. I am sorry, but that is just not me.)

[@mark1952able]

Dee's guys are real!

[@griseusasmr]

Get someone that cares for you like Rapaport cares for Nick's colon

[@watcher6935]

Michael and Nick were sooooo funny. I laughed so hard. Great show Lee and Uncle Joey. 👍❤️

[@EdbatEdbat]

These 3 guys together is freaking legendary,New York/New Jersey connection all day

[@jaredjapetto9395]

This is the big 3 we need for a full time podcast

[@Mister_Juntao]

42:21 Nick turturro was so right even all these years later!

[@oblizkin1481]

*R I.P to the person that has to speak into Rappaports mic after hes done* 😃😃😃

[@louduva9849]

The guy is disgusting.

[@chrisgarcia8592]

Talking about Chinese living forever eating Wuhan Bat soup covid juice.

[@marehart993]

Hes so gross 🤢 but I still love him hes hilarious!

[@therecklessengineer5796]

F

[@TacticGamers]

why ?

[@T.M.Warren-qp2gq]

1:06:36 secs... *"What did you do Nick? *😂

[@elvatosquatcho]

These old episodes were the best, the ads were just as hilarious as the podcast 🤣

[@anthonypena1610]

I swear this is one of the best podcast episodes out of any podcasts. Great group 👍

[@mikesheridan8516]

Hands down the most New Yorkish podcast episode ever!!!😂😂😂 And fucking hilarious

[@EmRozey123]

I'm 6yrs late but I'm completely dead!! The shit stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jjram7985]

Joey is straight hood for having those 7/11 brand water bottles

[@2733alwaysnear]

GO STEAL HUBCAPS

[@Zach-Fetters]

Jonny Blaze and then I sell you back your jersey lol. I get the impression that Michael Rapaport doesn't know that most of his fans or I would assume most of his fans would be more on the conservative side

[@brianallen858]

Uncle Joey, always the gentleman and the best podcast on KZbin !!

[@son4821]

Michael Rapaport is like the Tim and Eric show, I can only handle 1-minute clips on instagram.

[@CptCdKirk]

These 2 need to do a podcast together! These guys play off each other like nobody else I've ever seen... Best podcast ever! Also, first time I seen Joey bury his head in his hands.. that's awesome.

[@oiitzME1266]

This one is definitely another for the hall of fames of Church episodes. Nicky Pilots is a stamp church crew member and Rapaport is a savage.sadly it seems like they edited the intro out but still a good episode!

[@doodahman2995]

Love hearing these guys talk New York, and food. Dont know why but its so funny. Love it! Big Ups Church Fam!!!

[@lpower1551]

love that bong-mic

[@oiitzME1266]

Farfadet Atomique l ol

[@kingshighway123]

like a doctah

[@nickcote1075]

They both got 1 lol

[@amiracleone2803]

Farfadet Atomique lol classic.

[@RedZedHeadTV]

It's not a bong Mic it's just placed perfectly to line up in front of both

[@nicholascooper8843]

By far the best podcast ever filmed/recorded in the USA.

[@carminegalante8928]

rap, nicky, and coco lmao. 3 of my favorite people of all time . if you don't know nick T watch the movie federal hill great movie..

[@WillisAmak]

Legendary Podcast

[@fermango1]

nick tarturos adlibs are fire!!

[@FC-po5ko]

“But I took the Michael Jackson drug” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@livesofthefreemasons]

The saddest thing about podcasts like this blowing up is the inevitable negative people coming around shitting a complaining. Great episode funny as hell. Always love the guests.

[@bigblaccroquoise]

Ignore it bro

[@bearpickle]

Joey, I am so thankful for you and this show you put out about your life. There is no one out there like you and I hope you keep going forever. Love and support to you!

[@Solomanz3RdEyE]

Michael Rapaport & Nick Turturro are like the dynamic duo of old school shit-talking New York guys. Dopeness!

[@nando4535]

“Fuckin Jake Lamota. Broke my tooth with a telephone.” 💀💀💀

[@Supainukjj2X]

“You’ve never been cupped “ “no I’ve never been cupped” lmao

[@JerickaBingham]

Hey Joey.. thank you for all that you do.

[@karpenoctem8278]

Best episode ever!?

[@phishinvegas]

Not the best by a long shoot but it was a great one.

[@rayyouritchuk6235]

fuck yeah man i think so

[@nojayork7707]

Deff.ToP 3 !

[@seanomahony5818]

gotta watch the ron jeremy episode

[@geneeverett33]

Worst Nick is great but Mike is an idiot

[@フォグマシン]

Joey needs to have these guys back. Theyre practically neighbors now

[@wallre]

Uncle Joey & Friends tales from the streets....the best!

[@jacobmata7364]

I love how coco let them have they convo and he listened and laughed

[@AboutThatLIFE207]

Right. He usually interrupts the hell out of his guests

[@TheSpritz0]

Forget Cryotherapy, the BEST thing I learned about flying is to SLEEP on the plane (use a neck-pillow). I slept all the way from Vancouver to Cuba, and I was SO refreshed I partied half the night while most of the others from the plane went to bed within an hour of getting to the resort!! Staying awake on a plane KILLS you!!

[@GUITARTIME2024]

TheSpritz0 fuckwit, u were 3 hours ahead. Plus, thx for supporting that dictator shithole.

[@TheSpritz0]

Castro is dead buddy...

[@GUITARTIME2024]

TheSpritz0. Hope u had fun supporting a dictatorship, ya fuckwit

[@finmods2900]

TheSpritz0 I always sleep on planes, even if I have to take something to make me tired. I hate landing and being all tired and shit.

[@crotchcritter1]

TheSpritz0 I have to be fucked up to sleep on a plane. I usually go to my doc and tell him I have anxiety attacks in the plane and he gives me a script for Valium and if my flight it more than 3 hrs I take 3 or 4 and pass out on some old lady... lol

[@Paullewis094]

Uncle Joey... the only guy who naturally can get rappaport to be quiet and listen haha

[@FIRE-OWL.]

The two Guys remind me of the Pill Bugs from "A bugs life" The way they laugh together and talk for eachother

[@rickyt5179]

Joey: “We’ll get there about a quarter to 1... get tuned up..” Everybody: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@worthy7834]

I swear I love New Yorkers, I cld listen to'em all, all day, hilarious.

[@NikZ3r0]

This is the most New York moment I had today, thanks

[@user-er4xo2zl4r]

I've heard that Richard Prior story from Joey over 50 times now

[@TheCondorjc]

At a certain age, your mind runs on a loop

[@lane546]

I love Nick saying “thats a good one” to Mikes jokes and encouraging him 😂

[@ghostface4250]

I was laughing when Rap was ranting about Johnny being a cokehead and pill popping junkie with Joey right across from him ha

[@dreamcatcher6164]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@フォグマシン]

Lol

[@thachef1078]

Joey Diaz loves telling the story of the original “Longest Yard” opening scene

[@yaboi5047]

If you disliked this then you got no business here.

[@Isejankhonojanem]

Hector Mejia rapaport is a fugazie I can tell one when I see one he acts like a New Yorker when he’s nothing near it

[@moep.8578]

Clos Montana yo the rap is a New Yorker but he’s a softy

[@bbkknn333]

“My fingers slipped I just ate popcorn”

[@mark1952able]

JOEY! HAVE THESE GUYS ON MORE OFTEN!!!!!!!! THEY KILL IT!

[@southdisease]

This is the greatest episode to date! These guys need to come on more often. Well done and thank you!

[@johnguanciale258]

I tried to like Rapaport. I really did. He is a Bunghole. Now Nick is a great guest and likable guy. Next time bring the sauce.

[@isetthem]

Still the best podcast ever

[@unclecharliesunholyworldof7145]

Michael "I'm elated to watch black men practice basketball" Rapaport

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahahah

[@StackRunItUp]

I like the way nick ask questions 😂😂😂

[@mokdis00]

this was funny and informative from a mens health perspective.

[@od94st]

The best part was when michael asked nick did u ever get cupped and recorded him with his phone lmaooooo

[@TRKTKO]

Loving this, thanks y'all.

[@mark1952able]

Dee's Guys are For REAL!

[@tylerdurden7534]

This is a legendary podcast

[@waynesmith4999]

Lee! The flying Jew !

[@waynesmith4999]

Lee, contact me!

[@nojayork7707]

Da AmmazzaCrisToOOoOo!

[@MrLDub4589]

I've listened to Nick on the church a few times and I've never seen him until now. I never would've guessed he looked like that. His voice made me think that he was like an old gray haired dude and for some reason in my mind he would have had a big mustache as well. Great show, and thank you Mr. Rappaport (sorry if it's spelled wrong) for bringing up the point about accents. That changes the way I will think about people with a "yankee" accent, that that's just how they talk and not to assume they're trying to be aggressive.

[@Lovlee33161]

Once I seen the lineup , I knew my 2 hours were well spent.

[@spooder6835]

Love you guys, PLEASE consider show full screen with you Joey AND your guests, thx

[@JesusChrist-de1yi]

what a tremendous show thanks joey

[@will4us]

FREE SPAZZ #PBG It's tremendous lol

[@bizzmoneyb]

this is one of my favorite podcasts so far Joey! PLEASE have these guys on again!! this was great!!!

[@kanifalam7835]

New York conversation, repeating everything the other person just said while yelling

[@miles2057]

Awesome episode, Michael and Nick havr great chemistry. Finally, a podcast where the guests out talked Joey! hahaha!

[@liquidemotionzz3232]

why the hate for Mike? he's real af and speaks his mind...Stay triggerd people

[@geneeverett33]

Dudes just annoying Half the people bitching didn’t care about his trump insults Just him being annoying

[@liquidemotionzz3232]

he's a loud mouth forsure' but who isnt now a days

[@jamesobrien1614]

Because people are little bitches or trump dick riding fairies

[@kennyrgb2700]

The guy never shuts the fuck up. He talks a lot but never says anything. The first time I heard him it was funny because Howard stern was goofing on him, this is just plain annoying.

[@scottw6375]

He pretends to be real af

[@Danstarrrr88]

Always come back for a good chuckle 😆

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Nicks a good side man type of guy, keepin things rollin. The real deal.

[@jblancodj]

I absolutely love these 3 together!!

[@zaepaxxpodcast4408]

This is gunna be a good one

[@christianjoelstraight3453]

AyeKayZae it was last night

[@zaepaxxpodcast4408]

Christian Straight I didn’t see it last night clearly,it was just as good tonight.

[@javtimestwo]

the best guests of all time. michael is angry, nick is the Yankee fan, "tip top magoo". michael went to the restroom on the 405, LOL thank you Joey for having the two best guests on the show! the jokes never get old and i cannot stop laughing

[@lisaburgos8967]

Shoulda seen it live. EPIC!!!!

[@lexdiamond9827]

lisa burgos i know right, that dancing at the start that got cut out, hilarious

[@yasirkhalil8342]

It was out of this world !!! So much different than this version!

[@Rex_Colt]

They uploded the clip separately. Funny shit lol. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqDYgn1-eLeWhLM

[@VsTheWrldd]

2024 we got this on repeat

[@corbenvanloosbroek4811]

1:39:39 lees laugh 😂😂😂😂 sounds like the pillsburry doughboy. Someone needs to make a compilation!

[@NS1.]

Rappaport was BADASS on Justified. Damn, that was a good season.

[@nos5822]

I feel like watching The longest yard for some reason.

[@UrbanGamerBrigadeYT]

NOS not a bad idea

[@kenbuck2293]

STUPID TIRE

[@kenbuck2293]

4. 4 in a half. yea that's betta

[@shanefoster333]

Joey, Please come to Dallas! I'll drive you wherever you need to go if you're worried about transportation to and from the club in Addison. I have to see you before you retire or start doing just LA shows. What's good, Lee? Love y'alls show. Keep killing it. Top 3 podcast out there!

[@UrbanGamerBrigadeYT]

Top 5 all time Church sessions.

[@sbkid925]

As a Queens native, this is possibly my favorite episode!