The Church Of What's Happening Now

[@sethshoot45]

Sometimes the podcasts with just Joey and Lee are the best, I usually get alot out of them

[@BorisNdaHouse]

you're not wrong, the zen of joey diaz comes out more when he doesn't have to worry about the guest

[@christianneal7134]

I love when it's just Joey and Lee chillin. It's great when Lee actually opens up about his personal life on the podcast.

[@connplayer22]

They're the best

[@sacramentofoodforest]

Seth S agree.

[@grantberdell4872]

FACTS

[@luisattack]

Coming back to these old classics as AMAZING as they are I’m glad to see both these guys doing so well today!!

[@TrevorJohnson.]

I cherish these episodes. Just Joey and Lee.

[@andrewtolf8574]

Ditto

[@NobodysGh0sT]

I can't think of nothing better than watching the Church smoking some White Dog 32% THC and relaxing on my birthday. Uncle Joey & Lee you guys helped make my birthday great! Thanks guys!

[@vzqjav]

John Johann happy birthday bro

[@pwfortner]

John Johann happy birthday! Powder those balls!

[@thenightowl3042]

happy birthday brother,hope you woke up with a big heart and big balls to start your day

[@LGRW313]

It's a day late but who gives a fuck, happy belated birthday! Hope you celebrated like a docta!

[@alexvoskanian3265]

1:33:00 might be the best moment ever on The Church

[@hectorcastillo4660]

You gotta play that part at half speed

[@mrholmesly]

That was a tremendous dark corner! 🎉🎉🎉

[@FBarbarian]

I''ve listened to hundreds of hours of this podcast and I just noticed the very short, but super useful descriptions lee put under each video. Lee if you see this - thank you!

[@Chewy_1]

Some of my favorite episodes consist of Joey and The flying Jew. I appreciate you guys thanks for the smiles I get every time I hit play!

[@boofessor8668]

Thank you uncle Joey and Lee, needed this motivation in my life. Easy to feel like I'm the only person who struggles with doubt and anxiety. But knowing I can overcome really makes a difference.

[@johnmcclellan9020]

Just Joey and Lee were always the best podcasts. There was a lot of love.

[@CampaignColinBambury]

Just Joey and Lee will always be the best podcasts. Just an "Uncle" giving his "Nephew" the most entertaining advice possible. Love it. I feel like I learn a lot about managing anxiety and growing up from Lee's questions to Joey.

[@ryanmaclachlan7087]

God damn Joey, 34:50 hit me. I've been afraid of giving up my little party. Giving years to the fear of failure. Very helpful words.

[@WishDistance]

Upload the Pauly shore episode uncle Joey give the people what they want.

[@hobbeskillah]

Moto Daily yes!

[@kevinklakeg6022]

I don't want to see that

[@spikentheneck629]

2 years later and no pualy shore still. Not even in THE outer space compilations?

[@idkagoodname2118]

3 years later

[@WishDistance]

@@idkagoodname2118 Bullshit bro.

[@anthonystovel5903]

"there's no pay off in worry"- Wise words from Joey Diaz

[@kcchurchofterps3644]

Love the church always watching bringing great music and laughs back in my life!!

[@T-19-]

I’ve just wrote my first few sentences in my diary, this is my first ever time doing this and I got a bit emotional. Inspired by Joey.

[@presenceofmind5748]

i love when Lee moans when joey starts getting intense lol

[@Johnson11c]

It's like a father and son honestly. They mess with each other but they are there for one another and help each other. That's how a good relationship works!

[@mikejones3560]

"Commitment is the cousin to preparation" -Uncle Joey, CHURCH!

[@thomasbailey3511]

1% inspiration 99% perspiration.

[@EmRozey123]

Thank You Uncle Joey for answering Lee about The difference Between Fear & Doubt. At 53 I still Struggle🙄 Love U Brothers

[@williamdavison2805]

Joey diaz’s stories and explanations to Lee Syatt’s questions are so much clearer to understand when stoned. Wtf how is that?

[@tomino133]

Only uncle Joey can be discussing a serious topic and rip an incredible fart right in the middle of it.

[@kennedycrevoiserat7095]

I dont doubt myself or resist myself and im glad. I learned early what I truly want to be and im only 20 now so all i got is time to perfect myself and learn new tricks

[@bigyosh4875]

1:33:32 I've finally found it, jack.

[@franknstein420]

get nick diaz on the church!!!!

[@Reginald_Harrison]

julian francos. Fuck Nick. He's too fucking serious all the time.

[@dominiksubotic3014]

nate would be a better choice

[@jayjiggi363]

julian francos Get both, nate and nick

[@tuctown24]

That would be a awful podcast. Smh

[@swiftkck]

These podcasts are my favourite!

[@cain2win]

Joey you have no idea how fast your book will sell. I wish you the best, were all your gumbas

[@Zack-uw4jk]

I will never be able to get over the way that uncle joey crinkles his bottle and slugs down the water haha

[@amirdriv3r]

Joey, You might not know but still in 2024, you keep me connected to life, like a true Uncle, god bless you man! From Middle East with Heart and Balls, Fuck them!!

[@nocontrol628]

Just got back from seeing Uncle Joey in St.Louis, PHENOMENAL!

[@garrickrowan9905]

I would love to see a video of big bad Joey playing with 6 cats.

[@ThePhoneBook123ABC]

1:33:36 you're welcome

[@NEWARK767]

1:33:36 is The Best moment in Podcast History! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@ontheswitcht2144]

One of the realest alive!

[@AppalachianCryptidDoge]

1:33:36 best advice you'll ever hear from uncle Joey

[@zoysiaguy3757]

Bayaaa

[@jeffclement2468]

I can relate right from the gate here. Re:fear. Things are almost never as bad as you think they're gonna be.

[@NobodysGh0sT]

Lee, I don't think you can be mean online. Every time I've ever sent you a tweet about a podcast you've always been nothing but a gentleman to me. Same with Joey.

[@jsdurha1]

Love listening to Uncle Joey #Church

[@ImHelpingMen]

I love how Lee mentioned Draft kings here and now Joey is partnered with them

[@5eurocups2005]

Nice to hear you talk about Michael Mann, he is the master of crime movies, Thief is one of the greatest crime movies of all time and so is Heat, he didn't just write one episode of Miami Vice he was the executive producer - he produced the show, created the style and everything. Crime Story was a show he created as well. Thief (1981)-Manhunter(1986)The Last of the Mohicans(1992)Heat(1995)The Insider(1999)Collateral(2004) All great movies. Manhunter in my opinion is the most realistic serial killer movie ever, a masterpiece.

[@hellboy6661234]

Uncle joey never apologize about your topics man we here to hear youuu out man we love you stay black man love yoy

[@hellboy6661234]

Yoy chung is cool but i meant you haha

[@outdoorlife9410]

That first fart had some pressure on it . Tremendous

[@CJ-111]

When Joey let RIP near the end I lost it 😂

[@coreypoulson2215]

Been waiting all week for the Paul shore ep just to find out they aren't releasing it :,(

[@stefmartin120]

I loved this one !!!

[@gohome9118]

Such a powerful episode

[@sacramentofoodforest]

Rolling up some Alaskan Thunder Fuck, and watching the Church. Nothing better.

[@jasonfunkmclovin6842]

Uncle Joey.... send me a ticket to come sit and laugh in the church with you guys as my life time gift bucket list. Im your biggest fan

[@darrenstewart6813]

Byrdman 51/50 yea... the church of what's NOT happening!!

[@bobyrd4386]

Darren Stewart LoL.. CTFU.. 😁😁😆😆

[@mopster24]

lmao 1h 33min had me crying laughing

[@Adamcram]

Why does the music always fade in and out? Is that 2 stop copyright shit?

[@phillipchavez1321]

📝 1:08:41-1:13:40 when you should stop reading a book 1:13:40-1:15:49 learning to take your mind out of [the] bullshit

[@ayou4525]

Lee syatt and joey Diaz good podcast gentleman

[@TomRoyce]

Read the Donald Hamilton "Matt Helm" series. Written from the 60s to the 80s about a no BS government assassin. Right up your alley. Fast reads, quick and well written dialog about an old school guy.

[@mrs.georgeglass3997]

Jonathan livingstone seagull is a great freaking book! For 90 pages of awesome! ❤

[@NoMorePodDes]

needed this

[@spikentheneck629]

No mules were harmed in the making of the church! 😂🔫

[@elyeyi369]

I can't wait to see uncle Joey in San Francisco on August 11 ...! church bitches !!!!!

[@venus189]

Aww the animal story at the end❤

[@tonelocterror]

Who else actually saw the Pauly Shore LIVE feed, lol? Pauly was losing his shit saying "NO! STOP TALKING! I CAN'T MAKE SENTENCES!!!".... Meanwhile Joey's trying to convince him to eat the other half, lololol.... Was good while it lasted!

[@capnmatt3230]

High-Tone Sonofabitch "What have you been up to?" "I've been going to the asian bathhouse."

[@j-dawg9893]

High-Tone Sonofabitch yeah when I tuned in he was freaking out about the cameras bein on him tremendous😄

[@Sjoerd2212]

yeah i saw it live. pretty epic! i thought when he stood up to open the door, he wasn't coming back! hahaha

[@xmikex902x]

Lol uncle Joey's always doing that shit. He's on a roll, that's like the third soldier that dropped due to the Stars recently.

[@xmikex902x]

But I will say kinda wack Uncle Joey always is convincing Lee to eat more, yet fakes like he's also eating them too. Some Hoe shit

[@wiaamyoukhana5287]

Good show

[@traviss3478]

1:33:31 You never know what will happen with in the church lmao

[@c-moore4826]

Love you guys

[@rhernandez1645]

32:55 Uncle Joey "ALWAYS BE CLOSING" Diaz lol

[@Hatpride]

Welcome to podcast ville 😏👊🏻

[@matheusborgesv]

2:20 Do someone knows the song?

[@brianbarcus5853]

Joey: "The War of Art" - He's funny even when he's not trying to be!

[@laterkijken6423]

thats a actual, different, book. not like orange is the new purple

[@nickganea9887]

Make more of these

[@kennethbenson7259]

Every time Jamie says something that Joey says. Joey goes no no not like that he just disagrees with them that’s funny lol

[@johnmozzocco628]

Did Joey have a double pipe classic at 55:50?

[@porkrolleggNcheese1]

"Underwater Biologist" uh...compared to a Surfacewater Biologist? 😂

[@Mistergorehound]

1:33:33

[@666smokeymcpot]

yo dudes big time listener big up to uncle Joey and the flying Jew Lee, man after watching all the light weights you've had on the last few podcasts thought I eat 500mg neat oil in 1 hahaha you boys know how to live hahaha 😏😏😏 a shout out would be sweet Charlie Borland from merry old England 😂😂😂 haha need some of those stars man 😉have a good 1 peace 😁😁😁

[@getfitwithme8405]

Charlie Borland these guys on that 12 piece

[@666smokeymcpot]

GetFit WithMe 12 peace ??

[@getfitwithme8405]

Charlie Borland 12 pieces of deathstars

[@666smokeymcpot]

well that was my first edabal experience and was high as fuck 😂😂 I need a 12 peace 😀

[@xmikex902x]

Lee is, meanwhile Uncle Joey does some Hoe shit fake eating them sometimes. But that can be expected from a salesman like Joey

[@xmikex902x]

Conversation went deep

[@Prod_D]

When the audio clears. 🙂

[@NextGenBtz830ne]

1:33:22 Funniest part of the podcast

[@jakeenan]

That fart sounded like a bottle of champagne being popped on the 4th of July.......UNCLE JOEY!

[@getfitwithme8405]

Going deeep!

[@Camman2435]

Joey farted at 1:33:37.. like a doctah!

[@josephpaez7246]

Joey Diaz farts at 1:33:30 your welcome 😉👍🍑💨

[@dannytomici7846]

Joseph Paez His laugh..lol.

[@danofresh799]

What's the song for the opening?fucking banger

[@Muneeb842]

Hahaha " He who live in a glass house, throw the first stone". Joey motherfucking Diaz ladies and gents !

[@troythegardener]

1:33:33 oh my god 😂😂

[@tylerbarnes1201]

great bbq in St.louis. best place is probably 3Bay bbq. its at a gas station so its weird, but its the best bbq in the Midwest.

[@TheOnlyShadowWarrior]

1:33:35 thank me later

[@jeffgenna2346]

Get Nick Diaz on this bitch!!!

[@aaronzywicki8683]

I Think Alot Of Us Get Anxiety When A New Job Is Involved

[@DarkWingNuck]

i would pay top dollar to see joey fart in lees face right after he gives him a bong hit.

[@T-19-]

1:19:38 that’s all life is.

[@thestinkiestpp1894]

did they listen to Telephone by ELO during this podcast? not the song at the beginning but like towards the end? i was asleep and dreamt of the song while listening to this podcast. but i was having the worst dreams to this podcast. 😣

[@WipeDownRico]

Post the Pauly Shore podcast you momos

[@kerw1n561]

8:24 - 9:15

[@db13x]

lee: when did you get into reading? joey:the seventh grade lmaoo😂

[@bb-op1mu]

lee the type of guy to write down yout number plate when you run a red light

[@nazirar7182]

Can't wait Uncle Joey gets his Jujutsu black belt.

[@woolmangrundy]

1:33:39 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@slowsubaruBL]

lmfao

[@donluchitti]

Wasn't Joey just bashing Groupons a few podcasts ago? Now he's using it? lol

[@drubennett1592]

Bashing the people that use group-on

[@bio-plasmictoad5311]

"What's it like reading high" ffs Lee it doesn't take that much of a stretch of the mind to work that out haha.

[@alcaholic640]

good content for self help uncle joey

[@thomasgray7991]

Holy shit.!!.that room must smell like a fukin stable at Philly Park.. Make a pony proud

[@threepiecetibia9366]

1:33:34 bayahhhhhh!

[@steve3011]

look at that ashtray... look at that fuckin ashtray... it's BEAUTIFUL