The Church Of What's Happening Now

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio talking about why Joey is sick of fear; and how he has learned to combat it in his life. Joey also speaks about a book he was given, "The Art of War for Writers" by James Scott Bell.
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Recorded live on 07/11/2017.

[@sethshoot45]

Sometimes the podcasts with just Joey and Lee are the best, I usually get alot out of them

[@Eric-pd2bl]

you're not wrong, the zen of joey diaz comes out more when he doesn't have to worry about the guest

[@christianneal7134]

I love when it's just Joey and Lee chillin. It's great when Lee actually opens up about his personal life on the podcast.

[@connplayer22]

They're the best

[@sacramentofoodforest]

Seth S agree.

[@grantberdell4872]

FACTS

[@luisattack]

Coming back to these old classics as AMAZING as they are I’m glad to see both these guys doing so well today!!

[@TrevorJohnson.]

I cherish these episodes. Just Joey and Lee.

[@andrewtolf8574]

Ditto

[@NobodysGh0sT]

I can't think of nothing better than watching the Church smoking some White Dog 32% THC and relaxing on my birthday. Uncle Joey & Lee you guys helped make my birthday great! Thanks guys!

[@javiiv31]

John Johann happy birthday bro

[@pwfortner]

John Johann happy birthday! Powder those balls!

[@thenightowl3042]

happy birthday brother,hope you woke up with a big heart and big balls to start your day

[@LGRW313]

It's a day late but who gives a fuck, happy belated birthday! Hope you celebrated like a docta!

[@alexvoskanian3265]

1:33:00 might be the best moment ever on The Church

[@hectorcastillo4660]

You gotta play that part at half speed

[@mrholmesly]

That was a tremendous dark corner! 🎉🎉🎉

[@WishDistance]

Upload the Pauly shore episode uncle Joey give the people what they want.

[@hobbeskillah]

Moto Daily yes!

[@kevinklakeg6022]

I don't want to see that

[@spikentheneck629]

2 years later and no pualy shore still. Not even in THE outer space compilations?

[@idkagoodname2118]

3 years later

[@WishDistance]

@@idkagoodname2118 Bullshit bro.

[@johnmcclellan9020]

Just Joey and Lee were always the best podcasts. There was a lot of love.

[@anthonystovel5903]

"there's no pay off in worry"- Wise words from Joey Diaz

[@Chewy_1]

Some of my favorite episodes consist of Joey and The flying Jew. I appreciate you guys thanks for the smiles I get every time I hit play!

[@presenceofmind5748]

i love when Lee moans when joey starts getting intense lol

[@kcchurchofterps3644]

Love the church always watching bringing great music and laughs back in my life!!

[@FBarbarian]

I''ve listened to hundreds of hours of this podcast and I just noticed the very short, but super useful descriptions lee put under each video. Lee if you see this - thank you!

[@tomino133]

Only uncle Joey can be discussing a serious topic and rip an incredible fart right in the middle of it.

[@mikejones3560]

"Commitment is the cousin to preparation" -Uncle Joey, CHURCH!

[@thomasbailey3511]

1% inspiration 99% perspiration.

[@CampaignColinBambury]

Just Joey and Lee will always be the best podcasts. Just an "Uncle" giving his "Nephew" the most entertaining advice possible. Love it. I feel like I learn a lot about managing anxiety and growing up from Lee's questions to Joey.

[@boofessor8668]

Thank you uncle Joey and Lee, needed this motivation in my life. Easy to feel like I'm the only person who struggles with doubt and anxiety. But knowing I can overcome really makes a difference.

[@T-19-]

I’ve just wrote my first few sentences in my diary, this is my first ever time doing this and I got a bit emotional. Inspired by Joey.

[@bigyosh4875]

1:33:32 I've finally found it, jack.

[@franknstein8176]

get nick diaz on the church!!!!

[@Reginald_Harrison]

julian francos. Fuck Nick. He's too fucking serious all the time.

[@dominiksubotic3014]

nate would be a better choice

[@jayjiggi363]

julian francos Get both, nate and nick

[@tuctown24]

That would be a awful podcast. Smh

[@ryanmaclachlan7087]

God damn Joey, 34:50 hit me. I've been afraid of giving up my little party. Giving years to the fear of failure. Very helpful words.

[@Emnotreal123]

Thank You Uncle Joey for answering Lee about The difference Between Fear & Doubt. At 53 I still Struggle🙄 Love U Brothers

[@Zack-uw4jk]

I will never be able to get over the way that uncle joey crinkles his bottle and slugs down the water haha

[@garrickrowan9905]

I would love to see a video of big bad Joey playing with 6 cats.

[@sacramentofoodforest]

Rolling up some Alaskan Thunder Fuck, and watching the Church. Nothing better.

[@williamdavison2805]

Joey diaz’s stories and explanations to Lee Syatt’s questions are so much clearer to understand when stoned. Wtf how is that?

[@kennedycrevoiserat7095]

I dont doubt myself or resist myself and im glad. I learned early what I truly want to be and im only 20 now so all i got is time to perfect myself and learn new tricks

[@swiftkck]

These podcasts are my favourite!

[@cain2kill]

Joey you have no idea how fast your book will sell. I wish you the best, were all your gumbas

[@CJ-111]

When Joey let RIP near the end I lost it 😂

[@ontheswitcht2144]

One of the realest alive!

[@NEWARK767]

1:33:36 is The Best moment in Podcast History! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@Johnson11c]

It's like a father and son honestly. They mess with each other but they are there for one another and help each other. That's how a good relationship works!

[@mopster24]

lmao 1h 33min had me crying laughing

[@5eurocups2005]

Nice to hear you talk about Michael Mann, he is the master of crime movies, Thief is one of the greatest crime movies of all time and so is Heat, he didn't just write one episode of Miami Vice he was the executive producer - he produced the show, created the style and everything. Crime Story was a show he created as well. Thief (1981)-Manhunter(1986)The Last of the Mohicans(1992)Heat(1995)The Insider(1999)Collateral(2004) All great movies. Manhunter in my opinion is the most realistic serial killer movie ever, a masterpiece.

[@nocontrol628]

Just got back from seeing Uncle Joey in St.Louis, PHENOMENAL!

[@AppalachianCryptidDoge]

1:33:36 best advice you'll ever hear from uncle Joey

[@zoysiaguy3757]

Bayaaa

[@traviss3478]

1:33:31 You never know what will happen with in the church lmao

[@spikentheneck629]

No mules were harmed in the making of the church! 😂🔫

[@jeffclement2468]

I can relate right from the gate here. Re:fear. Things are almost never as bad as you think they're gonna be.

[@jsdurha1]

Love listening to Uncle Joey #Church

[@NobodysGh0sT]

Lee, I don't think you can be mean online. Every time I've ever sent you a tweet about a podcast you've always been nothing but a gentleman to me. Same with Joey.

[@stefmartin120]

I loved this one !!!

[@ThePhoneBook123ABC]

1:33:36 you're welcome

[@tonelocterror]

Who else actually saw the Pauly Shore LIVE feed, lol? Pauly was losing his shit saying "NO! STOP TALKING! I CAN'T MAKE SENTENCES!!!".... Meanwhile Joey's trying to convince him to eat the other half, lololol.... Was good while it lasted!

[@capnmatt3230]

High-Tone Sonofabitch "What have you been up to?" "I've been going to the asian bathhouse."

[@j-dawg9893]

High-Tone Sonofabitch yeah when I tuned in he was freaking out about the cameras bein on him tremendous😄

[@Sjoerd2212]

yeah i saw it live. pretty epic! i thought when he stood up to open the door, he wasn't coming back! hahaha

[@xmikex902x]

Lol uncle Joey's always doing that shit. He's on a roll, that's like the third soldier that dropped due to the Stars recently.

[@xmikex902x]

But I will say kinda wack Uncle Joey always is convincing Lee to eat more, yet fakes like he's also eating them too. Some Hoe shit

[@amirdriv3r]

Joey, You might not know but still in 2024, you keep me connected to life, like a true Uncle, god bless you man! From Middle East with Heart and Balls, Fuck them!!

[@venus189]

Aww the animal story at the end❤

[@hellboy6661234]

Uncle joey never apologize about your topics man we here to hear youuu out man we love you stay black man love yoy

[@hellboy6661234]

Yoy chung is cool but i meant you haha

[@gohome9118]

Such a powerful episode

[@coreypoulson2215]

Been waiting all week for the Paul shore ep just to find out they aren't releasing it :,(

[@kennethbenson7259]

Every time Jamie says something that Joey says. Joey goes no no not like that he just disagrees with them that’s funny lol

[@outdoorlife9410]

That first fart had some pressure on it . Tremendous

[@brianbarcus5853]

Joey: "The War of Art" - He's funny even when he's not trying to be!

[@laterkijken6423]

thats a actual, different, book. not like orange is the new purple

[@elyeyi369]

I can't wait to see uncle Joey in San Francisco on August 11 ...! church bitches !!!!!

[@NoMorePodDes]

needed this

[@TomRoyce]

Read the Donald Hamilton "Matt Helm" series. Written from the 60s to the 80s about a no BS government assassin. Right up your alley. Fast reads, quick and well written dialog about an old school guy.

[@ImHelpingMen]

I love how Lee mentioned Draft kings here and now Joey is partnered with them

[@Camman2435]

Joey farted at 1:33:37.. like a doctah!

[@ayou4525]

Lee syatt and joey Diaz good podcast gentleman

[@wiaamyoukhana5287]

Good show

[@kraftmayo]

Why does the music always fade in and out? Is that 2 stop copyright shit?

[@rhernandez1645]

32:55 Uncle Joey "ALWAYS BE CLOSING" Diaz lol

[@c-moore4826]

Love you guys

[@mrs.georgeglass3997]

Jonathan livingstone seagull is a great freaking book! For 90 pages of awesome! ❤

[@phillipchavez1321]

📝 1:08:41-1:13:40 when you should stop reading a book 1:13:40-1:15:49 learning to take your mind out of [the] bullshit

[@Hatpride]

Welcome to podcast ville 😏👊🏻

[@nickganea9887]

Make more of these

[@getfitwithme8405]

Going deeep!

[@porkrolleggNcheese1]

"Underwater Biologist" uh...compared to a Surfacewater Biologist? 😂

[@jakeenan]

That fart sounded like a bottle of champagne being popped on the 4th of July.......UNCLE JOEY!

[@666smokeymcpot]

yo dudes big time listener big up to uncle Joey and the flying Jew Lee, man after watching all the light weights you've had on the last few podcasts thought I eat 500mg neat oil in 1 hahaha you boys know how to live hahaha 😏😏😏 a shout out would be sweet Charlie Borland from merry old England 😂😂😂 haha need some of those stars man 😉have a good 1 peace 😁😁😁

[@getfitwithme8405]

Charlie Borland these guys on that 12 piece

[@666smokeymcpot]

GetFit WithMe 12 peace ??

[@getfitwithme8405]

Charlie Borland 12 pieces of deathstars

[@666smokeymcpot]

well that was my first edabal experience and was high as fuck 😂😂 I need a 12 peace 😀

[@xmikex902x]

Lee is, meanwhile Uncle Joey does some Hoe shit fake eating them sometimes. But that can be expected from a salesman like Joey

[@thomasgray7991]

Holy shit.!!.that room must smell like a fukin stable at Philly Park.. Make a pony proud

[@josephpaez7246]

Joey Diaz farts at 1:33:30 your welcome 😉👍🍑💨

[@dannytomici7846]

Joseph Paez His laugh..lol.

[@jasonfunkmclovin6842]

Uncle Joey.... send me a ticket to come sit and laugh in the church with you guys as my life time gift bucket list. Im your biggest fan

[@darrenstewart6813]

Byrdman 51/50 yea... the church of what's NOT happening!!

[@bobyrd4386]

Darren Stewart LoL.. CTFU.. 😁😁😆😆

[@Muneeb842]

Hahaha " He who live in a glass house, throw the first stone". Joey motherfucking Diaz ladies and gents !

[@NextGenBtz830ne]

1:33:22 Funniest part of the podcast

[@WipeDownRico]

Post the Pauly Shore podcast you momos

[@jeffgenna2346]

Get Nick Diaz on this bitch!!!

[@xmikex902x]

Conversation went deep

[@Mistergorehound]

1:33:33

[@bb-op1mu]

lee the type of guy to write down yout number plate when you run a red light

[@troythegardener]

1:33:33 oh my god 😂😂

[@DarkWingNuck]

i would pay top dollar to see joey fart in lees face right after he gives him a bong hit.

[@Prod_D]

When the audio clears. 🙂

[@nazirar7182]

Can't wait Uncle Joey gets his Jujutsu black belt.

[@tylerbarnes1201]

great bbq in St.louis. best place is probably 3Bay bbq. its at a gas station so its weird, but its the best bbq in the Midwest.

[@steve3011]

look at that ashtray... look at that fuckin ashtray... it's BEAUTIFUL

[@donluchitti]

Wasn't Joey just bashing Groupons a few podcasts ago? Now he's using it? lol

[@drubennett1592]

Bashing the people that use group-on

[@johnmozzocco628]

Did Joey have a double pipe classic at 55:50?

[@thestinkiestpp1894]

did they listen to Telephone by ELO during this podcast? not the song at the beginning but like towards the end? i was asleep and dreamt of the song while listening to this podcast. but i was having the worst dreams to this podcast. 😣

[@kerw1n561]

8:24 - 9:15

[@bio-plasmictoad5311]

"What's it like reading high" ffs Lee it doesn't take that much of a stretch of the mind to work that out haha.

[@christianneal7134]

Lee is the fucking man

[@danofresh799]

What's the song for the opening?fucking banger

[@goldenstatekilla4915]

Read the black hand about boxer former Mexican mafia member

[@woolmangrundy]

1:33:39 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@slowsubaruBL]

lmfao

[@llmfdoomf5127]

1:34:18 "if you don't fart fuck you"

[@aaronzywicki8683]

I Think Alot Of Us Get Anxiety When A New Job Is Involved

[@db13x]

lee: when did you get into reading? joey:the seventh grade lmaoo😂

[@Gekokujo76]

Ive been on Lindelin trying to get a Jiu Jitsu match against Jocko WIllink and Lee Syatt. Joey hasnt been checking his Linkdelin profile, but Jocko is ready to go. Lee has competed in BJJ before and he weighs the same as Jocko....training can only get you so far, sometimes you've got to compete. Have Joey get at me and we can figure out if the boys want to wear a gi, want to allow groin strikes, or if they want Jocko and Lee to wrap their hands with resin and broken glass like we did in the old days.

[@alcaholic640]

good content for self help uncle joey