The Church Of What's Happening Now

[@AllLiesAndCableTies]

4 years later this podcast got me through my weekend shift

[@moep.8578]

😂I be thinking 💭 the same thing! 💯!

[@josiffexplosiff1]

That’s depressing

[@psychedkieran]

Literally on break at work right now listening 😅

[@markl5998]

Me too

[@mysteryY2K]

@@josiffexplosiff1 capitalism is depressing. this podcast makes it tolerable

[@allswaggedout007]

Wearing headphones listening to this is stupendous… heavy breathing throughout the whole podcast 🤣🤣

[@xpertkidd1150]

Glad im not the only person who noticed lmao

[@kledus420smith8]

The water bottle plastic crinkle noise followed by the gasp for air tremendous

[@brandondotch2878]

I love it

[@thegreatboppilini9006]

I revisit these podcasts all the time while waiting for the new Joint episodes. This is timeless entertainment

[@jb.899]

Just listening to this again it's 2021 my mom just passed away and I'm having a hard hard time with it so anyway out there if you want to show some love just give me a thumbs-up or leave a comment

[@jnthxn_]

lost mine 4 years ago brother i know how you feel. stay strong man, she’s watching from above.

[@jesuschrist9367]

How you doin these days man

[@lpcsm1973]

Hey Man, ALL the love and peace in your life, Hope you doing better and strong, this last year was hard for me but we got to keep going

[@floridaman964]

My mom passed in 2018 when I got hooked on Joey Diaz stuff

[@greasemonkeymbz3548]

I listen to these podcast at work all day

[@chriby28]

Greasemonkey MBZ what do you work as? Sounds like a trip if you can listen to podcasts all day.

[@hasty-carnaage1518]

Always the way to do it. High Asfuck at work with The Church.

[@shadowvessel1972]

Find a nice shelf stocking/warehouse job, get a vaporizer pen, download the Church // Profit

[@ottogren1]

Black Fragments Landscaping right now. Life is perfect.

[@overlorrd53]

It keeps me moving through my shitty factory job

[@moodyred369]

Peterson, Rogan, Diaz and, Tyson got me to do more for myself in these past 6 months than I ever did in 45 years living. My big bros. Gratitude 111 baby! One Love, Moody Red ❤

[@Dustincooley40]

This has become one of the best podcasts out there. Every family needs a guy like him that keeps it real and can teach you about real life.

[@zachorians1069]

and about blowing your load on tittays and getting a gram to have fun

[@OkamiBeast88]

How can one hear a story on two separate occasions and still laugh uncontrollably. Uncle Joey is the most genuine hilarious human being in this Earth. #itschangingflavors

[@theoxo144]

I love Lee's little inputs LMFAO "Stop saying that" while dying kills me

[@Barrystiffneck]

The Church really was the peak of podcasting

[@stephenlawler4914]

joeys stories , berts upbeat attitude , lee trying to stay alive whilst seeing the devil, perfection !Big fan from Scotland, you guys r massive here! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@HotDogBunN2YG]

when joey said "ya know bert there are some people in this world that think a pool jump is a shower" i laughed cuz segura made a big deal on their podcasts cuz bert does exactly that.

[@fernandocarvallo9135]

That part was killer! I think Tommy should show him that clip!!

[@officialDonaldwhite]

I cracked up when Joey said johnfruciante35 was a ball sucker. I knew he was talking about you cuzzin how's life treating you

[@cyrusargun9476]

😊😊

[@redhoode.n.y.6314]

"He cant even go to the bathroom with out yelpin"😂😂😂

[@oath0505]

Great episode!! I love the story about Ralphie crushing the chairs in Berts backyard lol .. Joey laughing had me dying!!

[@MrMonkforfunk]

This is one of the best all time Church podcasts and I'm surprised this doesn't have a million views.

[@xxxtentacionscellmate3144]

Does now baby

[@nhdyz]

Im listening while working, makes my day bro..

[@hasty-carnaage1518]

Always the way to do it. High Asfuck at work with The Church.

[@dylanrepetto2447]

Still makes my day at work

[@spoiledapple9201]

I do the same! I realized yesterday I listened to uncle Joey for 9 hours straight.

[@gw593]

Podcasts are what get me through my day unless I’m working with really awesome people.

[@skyykabbyy7814]

Same

[@samwoods3430]

"Take that little bat out" haha haha... i like it, and I'm using it.

[@Nerofmx]

I haven't started watching yet, but I love everything with Bert because he is just so happy to be alive.

[@blobfish2.069]

"How do you like to be treated when going to a restraunt" - Joey "Well i like to be served" - Bert "No" - Joey Silence for 2 minutes.... HAHAHAHAH

[@TheRealAR01]

2:40 - 3:15 Is some of the best natural adlibs ive ever heard. Belongs on GTA radio. Berts "oh yeah" is timed perfectly, Joey's smokey voice contrasts nicely. 10/10 snippet.

[@Bobbbby23448]

Such a vibe

[@TheRealAR01]

@@Bobbbby23448 Kick that mule Lee

[@TrueCrimeWithSandman]

1:41:45 joey calls Bert "Burnt chystler!" 😂🤣💀

[@gregorrose8935]

This gets me every time I read this comment 😂😂

[@ositoosito4566]

This is so funny because recently an announcer said his name wrong like 3 x 😂 lol

[@kirkquintero3893]

Joey mispronounces everything, even his own name

[@angelogrosso7904]

@2:10:24 "Dawg, it was like a meteor hit one of those Chinese villages!" LMAOOOOO!!!!!!

[@8evvied]

Joey knows how to start a pod, love to love….what an anthem jeeeeeez

[@CQCMachine]

What's the song

[@8evvied]

Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby

[@keypoints.2]

Joey Diaz has some of the best intros 😂 2:04

[@jamieissorry99]

Bert literally turned into the goof who showers on his pool Joey was takin about 😂😂

[@mattchilton3222]

@@fluG4M3 hihhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhllljllhjllhlljjhhhhhhlhhhhhkłhlhhhhhhhhhhhhjhljlllllhhhhhhljhhhihhhihhhhlhhhhhllhhlhhhhkllhhhhihhhlhhhiiliiliijjllljilpiljiiljllhhohhhhhhlilllllllllljjlillil

[@mattchilton3222]

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[@mattchilton3222]

yes

[@mattchilton3222]

i

[@jockogo1689]

Same thing I thought right when I heard lol

[@uzib239]

that ralfie may story had me crying from laughter!!! lmaooo!!!!

[@DarrenVanDam]

A goal with my KZbin channel is to grow big enough to do a video with Joey where we talk movies and watch clips. Love it!

[@bigvicz]

Joey ur the dad i never had sir.

[@daveynew41]

Best part every time is Joey fabreezing the room 😂😂

[@MrOstang89]

damn i love this guy. I can listen to him for hours on end. He feels like a real Legit uncle to me.

[@bigdonrich]

"U kno wut Lee, in 1985..."

[@wes4619]

Lemme tell ya something back den

[@irvingsalas5252]

I’ll never forget

[@allangray6764]

I read this as he LITERALLY was saying, "YOU kno wut, Lee, in 1991..."

[@queen_tifftodd6708]

In biulda.... When my mother died. ....one time I owed 49 thousand

[@DON316]

@@wes4619 ĺ

[@zakkthemaniaczero1836]

I love the idea of him on the service he wants to do on calling people. I LOVE IT!!

[@moasto02]

Im 98% sure that Joey and Lee are an instance of Rick and Morty

[@chancecall2832]

moasto02 spot FUCKING on

[@GlonkVille-1]

Know you saying too much 🤫

[@calculusmetal]

Pickle Joey!

[@Classic7-4-7]

"Puerto Rican shower" -Joey 😂😂😂😂

[@christopherjoseph5018]

lee "the future is audio" syatt

[@tylerfiecke]

Christopher Joseph the prophet

[@Wyoming307xx]

14:20 Joey's such a good story teller he had Lee straight nuttin 😂

[@curlyramon]

Good lord😂😂

[@WoWkillerz17]

He does that a lot ahahaha

[@DNVYN]

Hahah😂😂😂

[@Sppearmintt]

😂🤣🤣

[@ununseptium7961]

I agree with Bert about Joey's story telling. I will also say that podcasting has made it much better over the years. In the beginning, his stories were the funny part, but now he can make average stories funny.

[@MCandela922]

Joey has the most wheeziest laugh I've ever heard in my life jesus christ lmao.

[@bloodlessrvc420]

Uncle Joey.....I got the message....I really needed to hear that from you. I was laid off from work. Lost firends and family and development a cocaine addiction from my depression. When it comes down to it it's my fault and it's time to get out to the world again. Appreciate you man

[@itskelpo]

maaaan this month is my first time listening to Joey and bro it’s making my work shifts amazing 😂 constantly leaning back and laughing like a fuckin maniac in the back of the building lmaoo

[@darcygordon4098]

lee's sigh at 14:21 is gold!

[@bio-phobia3895]

5 years later and Joey is still motivational as hell

[@Mark-ki3wy]

Bert literally is one of those people who jumps in a pool to get clean

[@Hallahanify]

Hes such a Mook he wouldn't even cop to it to joey

[@kirkquintero3893]

The chlorine is like soap

[@blobfish2.069]

Thanks Lee & Joey!!! I live for your podcast's. If you stop... I die.....

[@ivaninojeramaz9610]

14:20 wtf is that sound that lee is produceing😂

[@jokoolone562]

That Ralphie May story was so epic and listening to Joey laughing about is just golden.

[@derekcullin357]

17:50 - hahahaha 😂 That's so funny because years later Bert does this! Jumps in the pool and thinks it's as good as a shower. The one time he said he hadn't been in an actual shower for like a month

[@matthewlawton7909]

I was thinking the same thing! I lost it lol!

[@pavchellacvk2142]

14 minutes in and Lee is jumping galaxies😆

[@amwinters]

Man I think Lee and all his reactions to Joey gave The Church its Patwah The Squeels, the OMG's EPIC LEE SYATT

[@LouieCampers-ep8os]

One of my favorite podcast episodes, Bert and Joey🙌🏻🔥

[@martinmare6215]

"Are you fucking kidding me or what...this is when black people were black people" 😂😂😂 I feel like alot would agree.

[@martinmare6215]

I Dont have to explain shiieet sonny.

[@mitchapalooza1]

*You're

[@himynameisluis13]

lol whats the time stamp for when they said that?

[@ganjenzed7855]

APE MAN I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid but I like it

[@ganjenzed7855]

APE MAN Beethoven had his critics too, see if you can name three of them

[@MrGood0leBoy]

I love you so much Joey ! ♥️

[@rachelc586]

Joey "It's 2018" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@blobfish2.069]

Hahahahah

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

bruh those stars have uncle joey in the future xD

[@beyondtheview9668]

Rach C breh lol

[@garykendall1898]

You I was as fuck when I watched this I really thought it was 2018

[@50zezima]

Gary Kendall You were as fuck? You mean ass fucked?

[@George.elz9]

Hard work dedication commitment 💯 tremendous

[@2stroketyson79]

Kreischer - i cant turn this boat around i dont know how to turn this boat around Kodak Black - Lemme Drive the boat!!

[@TalesfromtheRick]

The greatest comedy podcast. Uncle Joey is the best at storytelling. Long live Uncle Joey. Salute 🫡

[@FatAcrobat]

At 2:07:41 is when they start telling Ralphie May stories. #RIPRalphieMay

[@GuardicGaiden]

You sir are awesome for timestamping this story. I always show people this story that has never heard of any of these guys and they immediately have new fans. Cheers

[@savannathesavage]

joey is the only person that i enjoy listening to their ads!!! lol that lending tree ad tho i can tell joey used to sell cars 🤣 hell yeah!

[@cskeleton2694]

Joeys lungs sound like they are struggling to get air man

[@irvingsalas5252]

Clint Skelton all that coke

[@just_dom144]

Joey: there are some people that think a pool is a shower. Bert: 😬

[@andrewroling8111]

Bert and joey podcast are tremendous.

[@davidsnyder2000]

5yrs old entertainment and knowledge. Love the story about work being your party. Let work be your party….not drinking or smoking, but work. Thought that was good advice👍

[@SussBus]

17:57 Burnt's laugh when he realizes Joey is describing him 😂

[@tyrelltyler1430]

💥Bam-Bam-Bam-Crash-Wallop💥Ralphie ending up in Berts daughters dolls house Joey: "We had to pick him up😏 That's no picnic." 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoseMendez-sv7tz]

Joey drinking water has to be the worst sound on youtube

[@Isejankhonojanem]

Ya mutha

[@jeffsullivan3139]

😂😂😂😂😂every time I hear it I cringe

[@fredinatub]

The chewing is even worse.

[@queen_tifftodd6708]

He drinks so much it annoys me

[@WilliamHBonnie-hr9dz]

Uncle Joey said "open that little 🦇"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf!!!

[@veem.m784]

joey Diaz sir !!!! you give me so much life !!!! lmao😂😂😂 "STAY BLACK" I love you bunches! !!!

[@edgarlozano1306]

These old episodes take me back

[@eirik5568]

It's because they're old.

[@NotAlrightSpider]

Is it me or did the little Christ killer finally add a compressor to the audio?

[@kennycybertron1]

BIG shout out to one of my comic Gods RICHARD PRYOR, no one was a better comedic story teller than him. As a kid, we would sit around the front porch and listen to his records. My friend's older brother had all his record albums...man, we wore them things out. Pryor inspired so many comics. I have all his records now and his cd box set...timeless material that always make you smile.Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Cosby....all great storytellers. Thank you JD for saluting Richard Pryor

[@MCandela922]

I'd really like to see a top 10 movie podcast from Joey.

[@George.elz9]

Yeah thank God for uncle Joey 💯

[@GCRhino]

I love how Bert avoided the pool shower.

[@MontyTheMothman]

recorded on my birthday. excellent episode too

[@GoroStern]

Joeys laugh 2:11:10-2:11:30, fuckin' hilarious 😂

[@cozza819]

The greatest podcast intro in history

[@clammer23]

Everytime I hear Joey read the obligatory advertising for the companies that sponsor his show, I've come to one conclusion If Joe decided to give up comedy and become the face of a company in order to boost their brand and increase sales, that company would become the wealthiest and most powerful company on earth.

[@JayFiddy]

I appreciate the balance you bring to the argument.

[@JayFiddy]

Poet. Artist. Philosopher. A lot of a little and a little of a lot. I do make music though for sure. Come over to my page and check out 'awake'

[@SavingSoulsMinistries]

"wealthiest and most powerful company on earth" talk to me when you graduate middle school little man, you've got alot to learn

[@garyfrank3089]

He reads like a momo but that’s my goomba

[@MichaelDominguez25]

6 year old podcast and it's still Tremendous

[@thebreadguy1]

2:09:55 almost died from laughter

[@COYGja]

TheBreadGuy the funniest shit ever 😂

[@mflugo9082]

Joey's laugh sounds like a car stalling out😂

[@di6245]

At 14:20 lee had me dying with that little sound he made before the story begun. bwhahahahah

[@orangefaygo23]

Been waiting on the video for days

[@antd3596]

Rick Gutierrez fuck KZbin use vimeo it's up there way earlier. Plus KZbin censors.

[@orangefaygo23]

Ant D I didnt know it was on Vimeo. I'll have to look over there for the next one.

[@orangefaygo23]

A.M. Borbón hahaha. Maybe I wont look over there 😂

[@antd3596]

Rick Gutierrez player is fine and it was up 4 days ago

[@deltanine4678]

this guy gets it

[@Ch33468]

When he ask Lee what’s the fast food one he likes.. “Oh you like all of em” 😂 1:50:21

[@Mikeygeee124]

(After the story about Ralph falling onto Bert's lawnchairs) Joey: "Listen, you cannot laugh at your friends, but-" Lee: "What are you talking about?!?!" Lee was very quick with that lmao! After all the torture Joey has put Lee through 😂

[@rekocastren923]

These guys watchin Pryer was gold.Tremendous!

[@RAMSEY1987]

“Christ killer” always has me in stitches

[@slipsizemo]

Lee saying things like "uhohh" "noo 😰" "ahh geez" always kills me lmao he's genuinely worried

[@gotboostin4low]

RIP Ralphie May

[@seancrutcher525]

Ralphie was the truth man.by far my favorite episodes

[@jtross3460]

Hurst Olds442 crazy how it was less than 2 weeks not even a month

[@shadowx3713]

I've watched this episode a million times 😅

[@xmikex902x]

"Because you know me, I was Johnny Mafia"...lol Joe wishes he was an Italian made man so damn bad. Love you Uncle Joey but damn haha

[@moep.8578]

UFC Armchair Cornerman no he doesn’t u momo every one wants to be a wiseguy

[@michaelmorgan6674]

@@moep.8578 yeah this guys a fucking momo for sure

[@moep.8578]

1:41:50 Burt goes fanook .. than snaps back 😂 😂 😂

[@garretthoffman8475]

where do I go to give Joey my phone number? What a life changing experience getting a call from Uncle Joey every morning. OMGosh my birthday is in a few days I'm paying Joey for the next year.

[@Gobearfoot_]

God do I miss the church.

[@AJPrieto444]

Intro song - Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby

[@kevinmehrshahi]

Thank you cocksucka

[@nickcurrier1546]

I have only met one other person with the same birthday as me, it's crazy that Joey Diaz does as well

[@snitbonavue8546]

CHRISTMAS '82, NO CONDOMS HAHHAHAHAHA, Lee, that's the next shirt!

[@tyrelltyler1430]

"What do you want from the character? Then they eat the apple." 😂🤣😭

[@JTD2001]

2:10:00-2:11:00 best laugh ever

[@tmt1675]

Joey asked for the Febreeze like a mob hit man says “hand me the piece Lee” hahahaha

[@tmt1675]

@Dehydrated Oddish hahaha

[@coachbobkapustka4803]

34:14 FIRE action bronson. get action back on UNCLE JOE

[@tyrelltyler1430]

"Iron a shirt - Im not gonna take it down to nationalities." 🤣🤣