The Church Of What's Happening Now:

[@ericjohnson3332]

Jim has quickly become one of my favorite guests of Joey. Its amazing how much funnier Joey is when he is someone he is comfortable with. Florentine, Fitzsimmons, Sickler, Ari, Quigley...Joey goes the extra mile to make them laugh

[@blairsmith3199]

I'd like to add Theo Von to that list

[@blairsmith3199]

And Tommy bunz

[@bencrews1548]

Theo

[@MikeSmith12345]

The hello tushy ads are my favorite part of every podcast.

[@luistinajera]

Joey "it had to be summer of 84" Diaz

[@sabata9239]

Jim needs his own Netflix special.

[@tarheeltx1]

Have you heard his special called I Got the House? It's on Amazon Prime

[@jimbomorrison7133]

Florentine is priceless. He’s just a normal guy with normal stories that are so funny because of the way he tells them. One of the greats.

[@thomasbailey3511]

15:04 Lee groaned like a shocked little girl😁

[@willi6880]

First 15 minutes are some of the funniest in podcast history lmao

[@Dingalingis]

It's always a great day at Church when an amazing story-teller is the guest. Like Uncle Joey, Jim Florentine is A natural at telling stories. Plus he tells his stories of being a teenager and what happened to him last week. He was and STILL is immature and i challenge you to differentiate when each tale he tells took place! I swear half his stories of growing up are not even close to how silly and mischievous the things he has done as an adult. Love your show, Joey and Lee p.s. How do i get a Shout Out on the show? Keepin it Green ☮🌲 -Pete D. (Boston,MA)

[@Coldkill2001]

"Don't spit on my dick" -Uncle Joey

[@Zach-Fetters]

Coldkill2001 "I hope she spits on my dick"- zachf

[@ScratchArkkitehti]

I'll spit in your face

[@timaciousdfiftythree]

Tip top Magoo

[@art3251]

Timothy Dimmick Like a soldier!

[@Prod_D]

You know me dog, flip flop magoo

[@robertfenili7242]

One of the better episodes I have seen recently.

[@shutit1521]

That was one hell of a HelloTushy.com promotion

[@frostytoker1733]

Shut It would of been funny if lee broke out into a full promotion during that part lol

[@shutit1521]

lol.

[@alanfike]

Stories like these are why we love Joey.

[@liquidgold]

Lee is such a innocent creature.

[@alchivlogs2368]

He's a functioning savage.

[@WTF198]

Lee gives a brotha anxiety

[@Docmajor16]

liquidgold “Oh My Gooood” in a whisper voice everytime someone talks about sex

[@WTF198]

I bet he's hung like a chipmunk. But what if he actually had a 10 inch cock??

[@tobias1991o]

i doubt it, have you seen how fat he is

[@Eight_2_the_tf]

"Flashback to 3 months later".... your killing me Joey

[@osiva757]

Somebody's gota grab the Hello Tushy add from this episode, one of the best sales pitches yet!!!

[@odinsire3879]

Jim is hilarious!

[@chrispena8186]

I agree.

[@Omoiyari23]

Hell yeah man 😎

[@sticktron]

Another banger of an episode. I liked hearing more from Uncle Fester too :)

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

Another amazing NSFW podcast from the church. Tremendous!

[@Zach-Fetters]

TheAllSeeingTruth depends on where you work I suppose

[@ScratchArkkitehti]

Hes a DOCTAH

[@Zach-Fetters]

O. G. Well shit laughter is the best medicine when your dying and no other medications will work.

[@battingthreadbeats4624]

I love Jim terrorizing telemarketers is genius

[@agentstanley29]

Jim's Scorpions story is basically the story of Blue Öyster Cult's song "The Marshall Plan". 😂

[@MichaelSanam]

lee is Morty and Joey is Rick lol so funny

[@ryanparadissis9115]

soooo true

[@chucklong5351]

Spot on

[@HM-ph4nc]

dude i have thought this for so long! Its unreal the similarities

[@Zach-Fetters]

Holy shit and Jim is bird person

[@Kas1645]

Michaeok makes bi no moi

[@wesselstorm9231]

1st half : tough upbringings on the East Side 2nd half: weirding out Lee with ass eating stories and tactics Classic episode. 10/10 for listening to in the car

[@bluespig1]

14hour shift, that's a soldier.

[@agentstanley29]

"Lee's never been to a strip club" @ 1:33:27. Jim's reaction. Fuckin hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@shawnster714]

Brad Gillis from the band Night Ranger played guitar on the Ozzy "Speak of the devil" album, not Randy Rhoads..come on Jim, you should know that

[@robertrob6715]

Jim has a cool voice. I could listen him forever. Hahhaa

[@dooski01]

Awesome show in Austin. I enjoyed Lee's laugh in the back of the club

[@darrenstewart6813]

WILLIE D hey Willie D. Saw the same show!! Got to meet Joey and Lee!

[@dooski01]

Darren Stewart I met them when they arrived but it was quick. I waited afterwards but they never came out. I sat two tables away from Lee but I never got the nerve to talk to him

[@beyondtheview9668]

What happened to the posters on the wall behind the guest chair?

[@blueskynoise2177]

I think they were albums, and they organized all their records recently. I could be wrong.

[@Etnad85]

😂😂😂 the fun begins at 10:45

[@dennisrichards2604]

One of the best podcasts by The Church. Fucking tremendous!!!

[@hairtriggerbarberingstudio9232]

Joey did you ever go. To Long Beach island!!! Or as we call it LBI. JUST Woundering because I live in south jersey !!

[@张裕特质三鞭酒]

There's poop in there! Hahaha

[@BlazRa]

Exactly

[@brianbrosnan637]

I absolutely love when I hear two guys like Joey and Jim from the New York tri state area talk about their childhood and hearing a reaction from a guy like Lee who thinks this behavior warrants psychological therapy. No one in the country knows how people who grew up within a 100 mile radius of NYC act. I’m hearing Joey & Jim trade stories and I think it’s totally normal. Not many others think it’s normal! Hahahaha

[@CHlEFFIN]

That Metal Show badass Jim Florentine and the funniest cuban Joey Diaz - this is the greatest crossover

[@ChaziChaz89]

@28:33 CASUAL NUCLEAR FART LMFAO

[@ChaziChaz89]

or was Joey moving the bong IDK anymore

[@lambknot]

Ah, finally another solid episode. I giggled like a school girl through this one, hehe.

[@green2blue309]

lambknot fish tetracycline. I remember hearing that story on O&A years ago, and I laughed my dick off hearing it again. I wish I had been that clever when I was 19 and stationed in South Korea. Instead I’d be wasting my weekend waiting around at medical...

[@michaelcucchiara]

Just saw these three in Philly this week it was fukn tremendous

[@hotminor]

Terrorizing telemarketers is the funniest shit by Jim holy fuck

[@luisattack]

Love how uncle joeys now next door neighbors with jim and enjoying jersey!

[@chrisrivera5250]

What song is that !!? In the beginning of the podcast

[@TheSpritz0]

LEE- I was trying to watch the NEW Church #552 today and it won't play, I phoned my friend on the opposite end of my city and he says it also won't play so it's not just me...

[@garrickrowan9905]

If Hello Tushy was smart they would take the recording of Joey doing their ad and just use it everywhere! He has to have made them a bunch of money.... hell I bought one!

[@BefallenLegate]

Lee "Just get in there" Syatt in the house.

[@6fthondaboi]

It's like soft serve ice cream, like George Washington tryna light the cannon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marts500]

Is jim florentine talkin’ about the live Ozzy album with Randy Rhoads up against Sabbath Live evil...? I thought Brad Gillis played on that...?

[@jonathanfox9522]

LEE... theres never a balance in the sound between joey and the guests... PUMP UP THE VOLUME ON JOEY!!!

[@xxHouseInMotionxx]

jim is a fucking legend... he went so far with the prank calls - the cops got involved. He is a fucking beast.

[@ronthunders6124]

1:29:59 lee “what a compliment” hahahaha

[@tarheeltx1]

Jim Florentine is badass, great guest!

[@RanThaMan]

Joey I snowballed in boulda diaz

[@Zach-Fetters]

RanThaMan snowballing is having a girl spit your own jizz back in your mouth wow this is the first time I've described this act but my auto correct was spot on. I seriously don't think I've ever types jizz before cause I don't ever use it.

[@Zach-Fetters]

@klaus 420 ok?

[@SheaRoberts]

WELCOME! To the Hello Tushy of what's Bouldering now. Is it TREMENDOUS OR WHAT! Hit that fuckin' Seatle Santeria Lee! Lee: *gasp* ...Oh jesus...

[@genericproductions5165]

Actually it’s supposed to warm up over here next week (in NC)

[@genericproductions5165]

aries georgan hence, why I don’t live there. The south east is cold enough

[@SQUAD-rt5ns]

Lol the intro alone had me dieing lololohahahah

[@user-iw4gz7vh4w]

1:06:35 I did this exact same thing in my biology class my junior year of high school

[@christophermatthew5359]

The greatest ever lee reaction at 14:14 lol....

[@luckygames2558]

when i saw that clip of jim talking about stealing drinks i knew i had to watch his stuff

[@copetedavid]

Love Jim. Saw him on a tin foil hat live from a greenroom. He's got the coolest voice. Ronin

[@art3251]

17:57 Lee just came in his pants.

[@NN-DMT]

lol!

[@wiaamyoukhana5287]

Good show

[@wiaamyoukhana5287]

Yes

[@Prod_D]

“Comes out like soft serve” omg lol so gross 😂😂😂🍦🍦🍦

[@nextrail_4218]

"Well what is she doing is she gargling with it" ahhhahahaha

[@frostytoker1733]

Good googly moogly they fixed the audio

[@MikeTrenche]

12:40 holy ass jobz

[@topherdavid420]

Ever since this EP was uploaded/aired, people have been talking about eating the brown eye...

[@06alepea1]

Fucking love Jim Florentine on The Church. Him and Theo Von are my favourite of the guests who can tell stories.

[@vaka9645]

you gotta take it to the hoop from time to time! aawww shit im dying 😂😂

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

SHIT! I used to pretend back in the early 90's that me and a few of my buddies in the car business ran a church in Metro Detroit called The Churcf of What's Happening Now. I even had business cards printed up.

[@333espn]

1:09:53 It's like a ride

[@lillbunnyhop]

See what I’m sayin Lee, that’s a soldier. AHAHAHAHA

[@williammason8673]

Florentine is the man!

[@stevenbschaefer8425]

No matter wtf you’re talking about uncle Joey finds a way to tell a stupid story about himself lol it’s impressive how little he likes to actually listen😂some real old head shit gotta love it

[@conmartys2749]

Joey’s cough always makes me laugh

[@puffersparadise481]

I love the hwy sound in the background If your a road comic the background highway is the sound you hear when you dream

[@guadafok3585]

Great guest

[@InfectiousDust]

Staminkia juice. Tremendous!

[@sacequeensny5311]

Jim "The CrankYankers God" Florentine... This dude is funny as fuck. When I was a kid I used to do same shit pranking ppl out of a phone book . Remember the jerky boys tapes aaaaaahhhhh memories!!!

[@dayglow76]

Right in there.

[@joshww2339]

New Jersey's finest.

[@Hungryhipoe]

Phenomenal

[@greenzne]

eatin ass brought me here.. 1:33:00 killed me!! ROFL

[@zrxbeast1100]

Joey "ill 1 up your story with mine" diaz

[@lilcaesa]

Shout out new jersey

[@odinsire3879]

GreenEyed Wigger

[@wilddoge8300]

55:14

[@jamestavares8072]

Stained class is on of JP best albums imo

[@banditorunner6946]

Great episode, love the stories

[@erickrueger5706]

Greetings From Austin on the Speak of The Devil Album Cover Ozzy is spitting out Caviar not Jello Hope all is Well IN Jersey Miss Ya Uncle Joey

[@chriscochran6037]

What's the song in the beginning?

[@b.f.skinner4383]

Jim makes Joey sound like Lee

[@The_Albanian_Syndicate]

Florentine for President!!!

[@rookiewoodshop]

I love these video podcasts, but I wish Lee would get more camera time. It’s not just about Joey or the guests. Lee is an important part of these. More camera time, Lee! Do it Cocksucka 😂

[@biglurch5149]

It’s something about jim voice hat draws u in his story

[@seriesxc1]

The closest voice to George Clooney possible is Jim florentine

[@garypalenik8574]

Lee loves a good snowballin, who in the fuck is he kidding

[@tyler62628]

get that muffler TIP TOP

[@ScratchArkkitehti]

55:52 JIM WTF? hahahaha

[@ScratchArkkitehti]

Take it to the hoop!

[@ryanjames061]

Jimmy flo is just tremendous

[@Boodhernandez]

Francis Magoomba/Magombo vs Stiopic and his immigrant mentality. Can't wait.

[@cosmicdissonance6058]

aries georgan stipe’s immigrant mentality!!! Kaaaliibeeb the predator miopich!!

[@rjw4149]

What the fuck my "ok google" bullshit opened right as joey said "i follow people" so it searched that in google😂

[@mkslaw2003]

Salad tossing & Snowballing... Lee. You are a riot !!

[@BlazRa]

*pukes*