THE CLOSURE DNA SHOW: S9 EP15 HE DOES NOT HAVE TESTICLES

Welcome To The Closure DNA Show
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Season 9 Episode # 15 LUSAKA, ZAMBIA
Paternity DNA Testing
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[@jabulanimgomesi7950]

Thank you Mr Tinashe Mugabe and co-host Doc. Musonda Kasonde. Natotela sana, zikomo kwambili, tinotenda zvikuru, siyabonga kakhulu🙏Dzina langa ndi Jabulani (Jaybee) from Zim. Tsalani bwino. Evidence of great work behind the scenes Mr Tinashe Mugabe! Sindimalangula chinyanja but ndikufuna kuti thank you for expanding this program to Zambia. One Africa one nation!

[@madelinechimuka9875]

Jaybee from radio?

[@bernardmakono1987]

For me i feel she did good even though some say she reapeted questions but k think thats her skill of trapping the lie if u notice how she asked the lady same question over and ove4 abd give different answers , she was on point on point 100%

[@karengumbo2510]

Why trap That z the role of the dna results

[@nellisamukomberanwa5578]

When he said he can't conceive 😢I knew it was 0%. That lady presenter did well considering she hasn't got any experience at all. We can safely say we have a good representative in Zambia

[@sandramaruza9007]

The joy that comes with being a Zimbabwean in Zambia and understanding both languages 😁☺️ .Well done Global DNA , we need more episodes from Zambia 🇿🇲🇿🇼

[@evernicekapita7786]

Zoona 😂😂😂

[@debranyamaropa6670]

I know right namvela che mushe ine pano😊😊😊

[@KimberlyZanga-ue4vn]

😂😂😂

[@belindanhesvure6622]

The lady interviewer is great!!! It's easy to follow the interview, and so interesting that most words are similar to Shona. Thank you DNA Show for taking us to Zambia!

[@tarirobetera3248]

Our Zambian presenter is just as chilled as Tinashe am sure she can also remain composed in case of those dramas

[@bernadettemadondo7055]

The way some of these women swear to have only been with one man and the child turns out to be "no-on else's" amazes me; being upfront about these issues will spare their families the embarrassment. I feel sorry for the young man to have to defend himself by disclosing the most confidential stuff about himself; I hope he will get the help he so desperately needs. On a lighter note, the kids dancing and waving in the background made my day...and congrats Mr Mugabe on spreading your wings!

[@A.Makombe]

Our Zambian presenter did well for the first episode, l am sure when she meet dramatic people she will improve in the interrogation skill. Plus she will not need 6 inch heal just incase pakakandwa matombo😂😂😂😂😂.

[@aaronchikonyani5134]

kkkkkkkkkkkk

[@cricket694]

😆😆😆😆

[@patiencetarisaisantana347]

Angela kaaaa kwana 😂😂😂😂waz nt in the mood to laugh

[@madelinechimuka9875]

Kkkkkk iweee kaaa 😅😅😅😅

[@sheillamuswaka8979]

Akawana team rinenge ana 'that's not it' 😂😂😂😂

[@desmondhakurekwi5872]

We need to all agree kuti Dr Musonda is beautiful and smart 😉

[@faithfulmuchape4538]

If i keep listening to Zambian lunguage, definitely will speak it.More similar to my chishona

[@godwinchiutsi9183]

Very true

[@crlynchazita1185]

Yes it is

[@celltech1138]

Its nyanja mu zim inotaurwa iyi

[@Tafadzwa_Claudiovich]

True it is close relative of the Shona language. Better still, if you also know a bit of Nguni languages you will catch it on quickly.

[@mildredkasaira8386]

I stay with Malawians and struggling to communicate with them.1 of the ladies don't know even English word or Zulu and she's so friendly

[@naisonmwanza5251]

🎉congratulations Tinashe on your Zambian debut. Its people like you who make me proud to be Zimbabwean. All the best in everything

[@zephaniachakarisa1344]

ISO Certified wow.. well done guys for ensuring conformance of your processes to international standards, keep shining my brother!

[@monicatsindikidzo4771]

Mr. Tinashe Mugabe you have really made us proud as Zimbabweans based in Zambia. Well done for bringing down borders to share Zimbabwean bota with our neighbours. Proudly behind you in your quest to bring closure and peace of mind to families reeling under paternity doubt. 🇿🇼🇿🇲

[@FunTownHQ]

You can only support other people's achievements... Pride is a whole different ball game. It cometh before a fall. Beware!

[@igcsetutorials202]

who is with me that the Musonda the co host is so goooood tinashe you have found the rigt candidate

[@clemenciasibanda4984]

Lovely that the co presenter spoke 3 languages in 1 episode!

[@FunTownHQ]

I respect this Boss move Tinashe. Build an institution around brand Tinashe. Selfishness doesn't pay in the long term. Keep the vision alive and growing. Much respect!!!

[@goodwellrukweza5356]

Itai mega Mr Bota then motsvaga interpreter , I like your questioning style

[@CliffordChimbowora-uv1fg]

Very true

[@martinchamambo]

The women did a very good job. Her questioning is jus similar. Mango jayira Tinashe chete

[@Ellen-hy9mo]

​@@martinchamambo yes she is good

[@godwinchiutsi9183]

She did it well. It's a very good start.

[@godwinchiutsi9183]

This is a very good start. I feel like I am in Zambia. The language almost similar. Our colonial boarders affected us big time. Thank you Tinashe and the host madam. Clean Zambia.

[@gratitude8107]

I think this girl did not tell her family that she had other boyfriends, it's embarrassing to her family. *Lesson: People should refrain from sexual activities before marriage, period.

[@blessmoremudodo7703]

Well done- the co-host is very professional, i like the fact that sh is engaging in more of a casual conversation rather than a formal 1 . Well done ❤❤❤❤

[@crlynchazita1185]

Great job done by the lady translator Mr Mugabe doing us proud as Zimbabweans at least this time amuna kurohwa nematombo 😂 This girl anachita Chihule hule oziba kuti tate bamwana nindani

[@melterchidyanavarungu8341]

anachita chihule😂😂😂😅 🔥🔥

[@cub_paw]

Great initiative. Should do that for cases with ndebele speakers to get more context. Hona tatonzwa kuti mabhora kuribe. English haina ka that 😅

[@NAKAI-rp3ky]

😂😂😂

[@sitholetalent5287]

😂😂😂😂 hakuna magetsi hakuna

[@davidmakanani5426]

would love more chewa shows even from Malawi

[@consymuri479]

Well done Tinashe and your Global DNA team. At least we'll cry together with our Zambian brothers and sisters with the 0% and rejoice with the 99.9%

[@selinalembani9816]

Lusaka women, they never disappoint 🤣😂😅chigololo all the way

[@witnesschoto2389]

Their language is half shona ndatonzwa pamwe panzi 'amai vemwana' I'm looking forward to watch DNA team in Capetown uko kwakafita kuita ma-0.00%chaiwo

[@TinayeRickSibanda-ts3ys]

Tinashe I hope u tot the Zambian host to ask bota in her language,great episode! Next tym tell her to let pple argue,we get something tangible from that….

[@belindamugoniwa7475]

After he clearly stated he can't father a child they're still insisting 😂 usually the parent that supports their children's wrong doings they are always put to shame

[@noku.22]

Congratulations on hitting 200k subscribers🥳 I've been a loyal fan ever since you had 3k. Well done!

[@ladyk.b.2257]

True from day one

[@rejoicereza8518]

Isu varidzi vemusha kozoti vekunze tinobata 1meter manje manje because even Zambia vachatangawo kusubscriber vachida kuonawo hama dzzavo

[@berthamasuka2272]

Zambia Tiliko

[@bape-ox3mx]

Im not from Zimbabwe ,and also I don't understand Zambian language but...Timashe Muhabe chibaba Haa varume Tichachema kuchachemwa gore rino mu Africa yese

[@cosmaskuvimbanemoyo7208]

The DNA man in Zambia looking forward to the next episode. Zambia woman never disappoint #botafamily

[@mejurymuvengwa7900]

Kabishu aka

[@FlorenceCount-nl1uc]

Bota to the world 🎉🎉🎉. Ngaridyiwe bota kudzimba uko asi muzive muridzi webota purizi

[@evernicekapita7786]

Zambian ladies never disappoint zero percent on the first episode 😂😂😂😂😂 muzasodaro asi 🙌🙌🙌

[@peace6296]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nessiemanyadza7652]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 ndashaya chibhatani che kuseka

[@godwinchiutsi9183]

Kkkkkk

[@maureenmaketo3619]

😂😂😂

[@lovemoretakaedza]

Kkkkkk kikiest

[@wendyhamubi1642]

Thank you Mr Mugabe we really need this in zambia it will help many people....

[@chiwonesohmelz7673]

Yohhh she looked so innocent 😂😂🙌🏽

[@patiencechipeture2559]

The lady interviewer, perfect...

[@user-cn3rt6br4t]

Cant wait for.Botswana episodes coz kuno bota ririkudyiwa zvemhando yepamusoro soro

[@patiencetarisaisantana347]

Kkkkk yah neh vanhu havasi kurara mudzimba umu varipamabasa kaaa😊

[@faliosa8819]

I can't wait for South African episode

[@runesurunesu5609]

Iiiii South Africa ma one manje

[@desmondhakurekwi5872]

Ma South Africans hamusi kumaziva, anogona kuto pakura bota during the episode

[@Nicolmwaaa]

Munoiswa pfuti mukatamba

[@rumbidzainerutanga8540]

Havafi vakabvuma

[@gracenhamomereki7724]

😂😂😂😂 can't wait too they might play mlando if not disappointed

[@emiliatekere9943]

Maenda ne nyika Mr DNA man. Great Job 🤸‍♀️🕺💃🎉🎊

[@samaz9982]

Mr Mugabe mwatinyadira.Kwa ife amene sitigwiritsa ntchito maina ang'onoang'ono ndimati haleluya

[@tarirobetera3248]

The guy shouldn't at all have given them hope when he told them that if the baby comes in December he might be the father knowing very well that he had a genital problem

[@ruemar1]

Imagine, I guess he was also hoping. He looked disappointed after the results as well. I feel sorry for him.

[@remingtonsuvo7930]

Bota crosses borders ❤

[@francismugwadi7451]

Saka zvekuramba munhu achiti ndiye wega wandinoziva zviri kwese nhai kkkkkk

[@manyarachakandinakira808]

Eyaaaa

[@Spo7017]

Ndafunga Tindo wedu 😅😅

[@zakaroyalty62]

Fascinating debut episode by the Zim🇿🇼 DNA maverick in shantytown (favela) kwaGeorge, Lusaka 🇿🇲! I’m thrilled that I comprehended 75% of the Nyanja without resorting to subtitles! I empathised with emasculated young fella ,however still has balls to inlulge in steamy legover romps with the young belle in a photo studio 😊😜!

[@AnjoJoy.]

Ahya. Zvakaoma. I trusted that young girl 😳 The lady presenting is pretty. Nice shoes too.

[@chitomaz40]

This lady is humbe and respectful keep it up our Zambian presenter

[@AndyOtam]

Doc Kasonde did a 10/10 job! I’d just like her to ask the ages next time as Tinashe does. Sad that the guy came out with that story of not being able to give a child to a woman. I hope Rosemary finds out the true father to the baby, grannies are disappointed 😂

[@takudzwamupanesure7765]

Damn, I can almost understand this language. Africa we are one.

[@MrMthembo]

Doc DNA man zikomo kambili! Kulikantu ku Lusaka. Looking forward to more bota from our brothers & sisters across the Zambezi. Zikomo

[@ogagudombombo7795]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@koliwesikwata2490]

I could speak bemba and nyanja if I continue watching DNA Zambia

[@admiregmatake3440]

Same same ne Shona. 😅

[@swemarichardmakonope1532]

Ife tiyakhula kuti pamenepo mukuchita nchito yambiri .Mr DNA.mupitirize khonze ❤

[@trustmutawu5388]

Wow good episode KwaGeorge close to Lilanda...zikomo kwambili Mr Tinashe Mugabe n your crew its good to explore To us who understands pure mixed lusaka town nyanja

[@kelvinmarwizi8769]

This was well planned between grandmother and the girl this child might be the child of their close relative

[@lorrainemudhara8140]

The presenter is smart and intelligent, well done on your first episode.

[@babyhuey1656]

dr MUSONDA is calm and collected i love her

[@chinamoprosper1328]

This young beautiful mother needs to be taught inorder to understand about the accuracy of dna tests and results so that she may lead dna experts to find the real father of her child.

[@question-pi9gs]

The language is similar to shona but puno and ganwa 😂. To the presenter well done, she nailed it.

[@rotinabhecha5391]

Thanks DNA team for this episode. Loved the presenter, she's good! Ku Zambia ungati kuchabatwa mabasa!😂

[@MCB88828]

Well done to the DNA man👏. May the Lord keep enlarging your territory. Proudly Zimbo.

[@dorothykamatendo1410]

Finally Zambia episode...tinaro bota family

[@vimbailillianmasango185]

Isu varoora veku Zambia tirikunzwa zvese proud of you Tinashe

[@shingiraitrevormboto2105]

Today i have seen the importance of sub tittles. Otherwise hapana chainzwika kusvika zvapera. May be ma% 😂😂😂2😂

[@evernicekapita7786]

Kkkkk ndaikuudza inini asi nyanja wausiri kuinzwa here iyo yavazotaura nambuya vemkomana ndoisingahwikwi bemba

[@shingiraitrevormboto2105]

@@evernicekapita7786 kkkk...pane basa. Bt mitauro yedu yakada kungofanana mufunge.

[@thandinera316]

Well done Tinashe. Proud of you being a Zimbabwean!!

[@rytonbotha2692]

Thanks very much mr Mugabe am from Malawi mzimba

[@shylethuruva4073]

Good job The DNA MAN Mr. Mugabe. My thought! I think upload this Zambian dna episode on the Zambian Tv so that people get to know about your good job. I think most people do not know where and how to get their peace of mind concerning the partenity of kids.

[@ndaba8995]

Well it airs on Diamond TV Zambia🇿🇲

[@constancemabhonga1339]

She is also saying like Zim ladies who say I only get intimate with the alleged father yet it's 0%😂😂😂

[@chicco2294]

As a Malawian I enjoyed watching this, kunva chilichonse

[@ZimJoggerDownUnder]

This is good. Now, why is the same not being done with Ndebele speakers?

[@mercygurure5238]

African languages are the same especially Southern we really have 1 ancestor I was loving the language more ❤❤❤

[@reeghanmakuwerere3707]

As i can see i think she knows the real father of her child but the allegèd one is handsome and smart so she wanted to take the chances but sorry sis unfortunately the handsome guy knows that he cant bear kids

[@victoriamarufu3953]

Thanx Mr Mugabe , u are doing great job well done

[@angelinachimiti7769]

Doctor kasasonde repeating same question several times can finish our bundle we want to watch your program to the end.

[@karenncube2891]

i enjoyed the show all thanks to our core host Dr maam your are the best....and as for the girls family i would advise them not to waste more money by going to court rather they should as their daughter who real father is and get better help

[@rachealrushwaya2170]

Thank you Tinashe waenda ne nyika

[@AnnaniasNyoni-br5vm]

This doc is as good as Tinashe Mugabe, well done

[@ProActiv_Media]

Souther African languages are so intertwined..i picked a few, shona like words, ndebele, tswana/sotho words

[@samanthakane9986]

Isu ana Tindo Zim ladies we will sit this one out and watch from ma sandrine 😂😂😂 we deserve a break o😂

[@cosmaskuvimbanemoyo7208]

5 months,8 months,9 months yoooh Zambia never disappoint

[@johannextivatyi6893]

ukawona musikana achinyebera kuzungaira pa ma dates ne zvimwe, gara wanyumwa

[@admiregmatake3440]

Apa ma 0% e Harare inogona kurohwa ne Zambia.. fast fast No extra Time.. or penalties kkk

[@marthazulu9369]

Mr Tinashe.... Sando dzenyu Zambians welcome to the porij family

[@dorothychihuri1928]

Great job done by the beautiful lady translator ,weldonmr. Mugabe !!

[@samaz9982]

To us vasiri kushandisa ma sub -title.takaenda takaenda palibe mavuto

[@evernicekapita7786]

Kunzwa kufara as if Tinashe auya mumba mangu nhy veduweee 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌 Nhaka muchakaritionawo paTV shuwa

[@user-rv5pk5tn3v]

Wow l didn't expect 99,999 ndati pamwe babe ririkunyepa

[@sylviamhlanga9640]

Zambia chii chakadaro chinenge ngozi kungotanga nezero percent here musadaro imi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that's not it

[@samsonkaziko544]

panoda Joseph Kalimbwe

[@AuntyGogo]

😂😂😂😂

[@sylviamhlanga9640]

@@samsonkaziko544 kkkk anozvigonawo here😁😁😁

[@sylviamhlanga9640]

@@AuntyGogo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSnypa111]

Forogonya dzepa zambia loading 😂😎

[@allentatendambiru1346]

The alleged father looks like Passion J

[@godwinchiutsi9183]

You can say it again.

[@patiencetarisaisantana347]

Kkkkkkkkk😂

[@christinemainyokie6494]

DNA man to the world. Thanks so much. Mkoma rasta is now relieved. Co-presnter well done❤

[@irenechiguvare3142]

So sorry the girl looked innocent sorry to the gentleman Time to move on thank you Bota family for crossing boarders

[@MamboSeven7]

This young man is too responsible hey. Inagine being told you can't father a child.....

[@nessiemanyadza7652]

Yesayaaaaa KwaGeorge B1. Next time ugare watiudza kuti unayenda kwaGeorge tisatenge data

[@JulietHamadziripi-nc1ho]

Wow go brother go💜💜💜💜keep the fire burning vamugabe🔥🔥🔥hahaha zvekuverenga zvazvimwe ndikungo terera ini mhenooo

[@sweetvee94]

Presenter I hope achaita experience soon

[@shariesadoka7477]

it's very important as a woman,,especially if you are not sure, to say um not sure who the father of the child is, I also want to know the truth. It happens no one really is an angel. at the end of the day, it takes two people to make a child so calling each other names and blaming each really solves nothing because you are not supposed to be having sex before marriage. also notify potential fathers kuti you are the potential father but there is also peter ,jon or harry. It sounds unrealistic but this saves one from a lot. above all be honest with your parents and tell them you are not sure who the father of the child is, parents come on national tv telling their side of the story because they trust what you told them is the truth but them to only find out that the alleged father is not the father on national tv with the rest of us and that there are other potential fathers hazvina kunaka askaana.

[@RiseandAchieve007]

Well done Sir endai kwese kwavari kudya bota kunenge kune nyaya chete

[@shyletsandram733]

Inga ife ma nyasarandi tagonerwa tinonzwa chinyanja chirungu ne shona yacho❤❤❤

[@denfordmadara]

vaMugabe pliz tsvagai interpreter muzvibvunzire maquestions mega, otherwise tinotenda matiendesa Lusaka

[@lindakachona7500]

She's doing great.The idea is to only entertain Zimbabwe, but to achieve a global outreach, hence the name "Global DNA"...he also needs an audience from all over Africa. And its not to solely entertain,but to help people as well,and innocent children in particular

[@bernardsamuriwo3628]

Impatiently waiting for a Botswana episode

[@CynthiaMaster-fg2zs]

Proud of Yu Tinashe takaenda takaenda

[@NyashaMugarisanwa]

Well done Tinashe for bringing in such a ravishing beauty,Doc avo kuseri

[@FunTownHQ]

The reunification of so-called Rhodesians. How good and how pleasant to see blood come together in inity

[@reeghanmakuwerere3707]

Thank you mr bota family and dr Musonda

[@ajidahalfcrown6847]

KwaGeorge ati kwaaaa mukomboni namo I thought B1 was just singing so this komboni is real