The Co-Optional Podcast Animated: ONION MAN

[@davidstrife165]

May you never lay your eyes on an onion again, John. We'll miss you.

[@locochavo4560]

Finley Matthews He died from cancer

[@imfullofbeed9685]

My he rest in peace

[@fucker661]

Nothing of value was lost

[@eq4611]

Died owing alot of people

[@SpiritAce33]

@@fucker661 That's just rude.

[@TAiiNE]

RIP John. I hope some day I can sit though another Co-Optional Podcast and not tear up knowing you're not there anymore.

[@blakjewellio1407]

It’s so odd to go back and watch these And just like hear his voice It’s just like all of his thoughts And personality you’re here but he isn’t

[@KondoAeros]

it saddens me sometimes when I remember that we will never get another episode of WTF is... at least he lives on through these sound clips and videos...

[@fucker661]

I just laugh that the asshole who told others to get cancer and die ended up dying from cancer

[@rogerarmy8659]

Blak jewellio May he rest well

[@furydeath]

and so many games well never hear how bad are xD

[@acous5951]

Balzac T. Bagher dude come on, despite of what you thought of him is entirely your opinion and I can respect that but making fun of someone who died is a bit of a low blow you’ve got to admit. Just respect the dead and think about what you say because many people loved TB and just want him to rest peacefully. But nonetheless have a nice day/night regardless.

[@Hermoan4120]

Still can't get over the Sterling Onion Sandwich™

[@zelfris2958]

That makes you a vampire

[@ducktergoose8317]

I tried it and it is amazing

[@mobius-q873]

Grill cheese and onion is great in my taste

[@Sonichero151]

I too would like to descend into the void of madness at the hands of the Sterling Onion Sandwich

[@TECH-DEPARTMENT]

forget the bread & butter, I just eat the onions like apples and the wild onions that grow in the my yard i pull out of the ground and wash the dirt off then i eat them if I can find them first because during the winter time they Don't want to grow in the cold wether

[@nevercallmebyname]

Someone once told me, when I was smaller and much more adorable. that if I left the table without finishing my vegetables I had to go straight to bed and so I said "goodnight." and actually went to bed and slept.

[@NurseInTraining]

HA! That's one way to actually get what you want. I bet your parents/ guardians just stared at you in complete silence as you walked to your room and ACTUALLY went to sleep! 😂😂😂

[@bobmalone3726]

Rest in peace TB

[@fucker661]

In piss

[@jackcouch8322]

Balzac T. Bagher that’s disrespectful

[@dondoesdoodles9726]

​@@fucker661 Seriously, the fuck is your problem? You're commenting on every person that is respecting the man's passing. Did he make fun of a game you liked and you're still salty?

[@adrianbrogan1061]

Still miss him 🥺

[@CaptainRed1000]

2:50 of all the things that made TB relatable, that scenario is probably the one I related to the most.

[@StapleCactus]

Caramelized onions. Try them, love them, get used to people failing to make them correctly, and next thing you know you're eating onions like a boss.

[@Karvosh]

I made a Sterling onion sandwich once and it honestly wasn't half bad. Made 'em a few times, actually. Granted, I was stuck working part-time in retail with no better job opportunities so I pretty much went mad for a period of two years.

[@Sonichero151]

The Sterling onion sandwich is a very clear identifier that you have reached rock bottom

[@Karvosh]

@@Sonichero151 a TASTY identifier!

[@elias549]

@@Karvosh this guy has hit rock bottom.

[@DawnofRoxas101]

6 months later are you still a piece of shit

[@rockerknight25]

@@DawnofRoxas101 Here I am, thinking no one was still posting comments on these videos. And here you are, doing it. And there he was, 6 months ago, being a piece of shit.

[@gytech1]

As much as I love onions, I can totally understand if that's why Jim was Mad for two years XD

[@tywillis2395]

gytech1 If they were pan fired, I could honestly get behind it, raw onions only would make me go insane.

[@gytech1]

Ty Willis agreed.

[@jonathankent1517]

You say that as if he's sane now. Have you not seen the Corn Flakes Homunculus?

[@Sonichero151]

​@jonathankent1517 if you saw jim today...... you'd say "I'm so glad they are doing so much better now than the onion sandwich days"

[@Alernategem]

Rip John Bain

[@RNJ142]

mr tang why are there no other comments

[@SirBlacknoiseIII]

RN J they were only recently re enabled after 3 years of them being disabled due to health reasons

[@Ingsord]

awesome!

[@dusty2080]

- He hated onions (Rest In Peace you Legend)

[@unusualemptiness4994]

Press F(fuck you)

[@kodyw2960]

Watching a bunch of these just to remember TB. Miss you you wonderfully irascible bastard

[@gvendurst]

I tried the Sterling Onion Sandwich™ for dinner. That shit was revolting.

[@DbleOohWoo7]

Anything Jim does is revolting and antisocial

[@llMurcielagoll]

KZbin recommended this to me today... Rest in Peace TB, youtube has never been the same to me without you around.

[@Dmaster2k]

Still can't believe it's been nearly 7 years. I know he really didn't like the whole parasocial thing, but I was still genuinely sad when I had heard he passed.

[@MarkDe94]

god i never knew the man, but watching these is a mixture of nostalgia and sadness . the podcast was part of my weekly routine growing up. i was watching his content for over a decade. RIP

[@Oldskoolguitar]

I love the way Dodger says "Some cheese."

[@connorhull9215]

'What kind of moron would it be that could not notice onions in their food?' The same kind that doesn't check if their medium rare beef is actually medium rare beef and isn't just some kind of under cooked french ass pretenderbeef that gives you stomach issues and makes for one of the best podcast intro's ever?

[@Garfieldcfc]

Wait, what? I seriously want context for this now

[@HUNbullseye]

I'm guessing it is the Biscuit Bear one with SkyWilliams?

[@fxDELTAx]

This came up on my recommended.....it is April of 2019...........Good times.

[@gornser]

Revisiting for comfort

[@LchanOtakudom]

We shall never forget you, TotalBiscuit. May ALL the games in heaven run at 60 FPS!

[@bornabrzica7807]

Onion man take me by the hand And let my eyes tear up

[@rayji6501]

dang. Why recommendations, this just feels bad

[@soldiert0144]

rest in peace and god speed TB and one other thing. TB if you ever see randy pitchford up there do me a favour and kick him in the balls for me. thank you

[@jacobkleinsasser5658]

You think Randy is going to Heaven?

[@chaossmith3864]

@@jacobkleinsasser5658 On a day pass. Just so TB can kick him in the balls.

[@JohnPaul_kun]

damn it this one of the reasons why TB is so damn entertaining man I miss his raging and talking how good Warhammer and gothic battlefleet armada is

[@m.p.6039]

It's hard to believe that they would on occasion talk about video games

[@Hedoneo0]

I miss these animated podcasts

[@icecreeper4]

We miss you, TB

[@Leto_0]

So Jim Sterling went mad for two years and ate nothing but onion and butter sandwiches. That actually makes so much sense. Jim Sterling is the David Bowie of video game reviewers. Not only do they share a flamboyant personality, a flair for drama and performance, and a penchant for creative personas... but David Bowie once went mad (aka massively addicted to cocaine) for TWO YEARS during which he ate nothing but milk and peppers (and cocaine). I wonder if Jim also fancies himself a bit of a magician.

[@SusCalvin]

I love the lil' Biscuit appearing. xD

[@Midnightmiaaaaaa]

Back here and still missing TB. The only celebrity death I’ve cried over.

[@Loot1377]

In heaven you can eat what you want and it's super healthy for you. Bacon is as good as broccoli.

[@eywhatswrong]

I still cannot believe he's gone.

[@kidyomu89]

My food inventions are more complex, but probably no better then the Stirling Onion Sandwich™, here's a recipe for an unnamed monstrosity that I have made many times before: mix mustard, minced garlic, and lemon squeeze, put it on the outside of a tortilla, put 2-4 provolone slices along with what we put on the outside on the inside, and it you really wanna slide it up then put some salami in there along with the Provolone, you can also put provolone over the outside of you want, then microwave for one minute.

[@dr.velious5411]

Behold... 1 whole toasted Italian loaf divided sub style Cream Cheese 6-8 butter fried unbreaded chicken tenders BBQ sauce Bacon More Bacon Nacho cheese Fried Onion (optional) Fried Mushrooms It doesn't have a name but it's a meal to make diabetics weep, I'm also pretty sure I missed some things, because there was a lot on that sandwich.

[@NurseInTraining]

@@dr.velious5411 Other than the BBQ sauce this sounds really good! Lol

[@dr.velious5411]

@@NurseInTraining Thanks! Personally I think BBQ and bacon work well together, but understandably not everyone likes the stuff.

[@ZinTyPhoon]

Really breaks me up that I didn't start watching TotalBiscuit until after he died. Sounds like he was basically a more handsome British version of myself.

[@DarkThunderism]

TB's dad is Ashens.

[@ThatsNotMyPirate]

When youtube recommended does its job right. Miss you TB. Hope one day I can do something as great as you did for us.

[@Yzorixul]

god, i miss TB so much.

[@msthecommentator2863]

"It's *fantastic* if you're lazy, unemployed, and a piece of shit!!" Jesus, that killed me.

[@kenpachiZ4R4KI]

Still missing this show a ton

[@midnightdance4965]

Having to deal with my arrogant, sarcastic, basic sister every day really cheeses my onions.

[@fruitdirt7269]

Midnight Dance hate women huh?

[@rantuoftheshadows]

I ate those sandwitches as a kid in middle school but i used mayo and red onions. i had to eat with the teachers cause no one would sit with me

[@nemtudom5074]

TB's "oh god, no!" is absolutely hilarious

[@Thefirefan15]

The best thing ever: a burger with sautéed onions garlic salt and chili powder all in the burger. The garlic ads spice the chili adds spice and the onions sautéed is to get the flavor. It’s the tastiest thing ever.

[@cidmon4566]

Man.. Rest In Peace TB

[@peyotecowboy3199]

God I miss this podcast.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

Tried the sterling onion samdwich. It was pretty good.

[@josgretf2800]

I gag at the thought. Im not wasting bread on that.

[@SigganGaming]

Man... I really miss hearing this voice. Tearing up just listening to this.

[@BVargas78]

That was a fun vid, i wish it had been longer!

[@Eszra]

My friend doesn't like cabbage all that much but funny story when I learned this she was eating foodcourt Japanese food with meat, noodles, and veggies and there was cabbage in it. Her face was great and we had a laugh and she kept eating!

[@petestrong7434]

I do lie too my nephew when I put onions in his food that or not tell him 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Davidofthelost]

God even after so long I still tear up hearing TB. May he be criticizing heaven down to the last detail.

[@eisenfell2818]

May 24th 2018, a Sad day for PC Gaming.... though a Win for Onions.

[@maurinarobinson3627]

Th e french have an onion soup and because its french- smooooothered in cheese

[@idontevenknow9758]

Totally agree with TB on thanksgiving, I like the turkey and everything that’s all good but some things I was served is kind of gross or just not that pleasant but it’s tradition so yeah lol. Dodger is always so hilarious in these videos as well.

[@tgagaming1354]

STOP!!! THE POWER OF GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH COMPLESH YOU!!! THE POWER OF GRILLED CHEESE COMPLESH YOU!!! Well it doesn't butter that me much

[@doifhg]

Will miss TB ... but reminded me of a captain I sailed with. Guy was an A hole naturally, but one lunch we where having burgers and he asked for no onions, but the galley crew being cool thought he might still be hungry so they gave him some extra onion rings. Guy flipped out and cursed out the galley crew for a solid few minutes then made them go take the onion rings off. Guy came back, capt flipped shat again because they didn't bring him a new plate and he could still see the onion ring crumbs, and spent another few minutes berating the galley crew for no reason. What an A hole.

[@Influx27]

RIP John

[@nodnarbregztem8546]

Love you and miss you TB!

[@APoonHK]

I miss him!

[@Tanspotty]

I hate onions too and I can tell when onions is in my food. Your not alone

[@fyrelorde]

It was eggs for me, when I was a kid. Gave me terrible headaches to the point that I wanted to vomit

[@ffnbbq]

I hope that as they upgraded to Stephanie Sterling, they finally abandoned the Sterling Onion Sandwich.

[@samanthagallagher3341]

I am the same with onens but inven if you tuch them out I could still tast them

[@MCOmegaX123]

Eh, if the onions were sauteed/caramelized, especially withe a proper deglaze with red wine or wine vinegar (particularly this raspberry infused red wine vinegar I've discovered and been using for that purpose lately), the Sterling Onion Sandwich might not be bad. But raw? I think not.

[@flamingcroatan3739]

I'd ... I'd try the onion sandwich

[@jamesdagmond]

The problem with yams is how overly sweet they make them. Sweet potatoes are great with salt, pepper, and butter like a regular potato. I don't get why the fuck we drown it in sugar.. Gross.

[@connorseidel7197]

I tried the Sterling Onion Sandwich...couldnt do it, like I dont hate onions, but I just cant do JUST onions... Also Sweet Potatoes are good if my ma makes them

[@Zmanwarrior]

We're all going to be like how Sterling was soon enough.

[@psychodeath7616]

Cheese and onions is kinda good-

[@pumkinhead24]

Oh Jim Sterling is in this.

[@TheAceFalafel]

I cook up fried rice with a lot of onions, a bit of garlic, and melted cheese. T'was good as hell.

[@BlackHawk264]

Now I can officially say that I have eaten a cheese and onion sandwich while watching this video

[@wesmah9664]

I love onions I really do 😅👌

[@zetamagnus101]

I've eaten wild onions from the ground before.

[@electroeel148]

My ma used to give me those CRAFT processed cheese with ketchup filling up the middle as a treat when I was young.

[@An_Ian]

onions are good as long as u cook them 1st

[@MiorAkif]

I hate onions too, I miss tb

[@StrayLoneWolf]

I hate onions as well & my parents STILL try to pull that stunt to this day. Of course, now, most of the time it's some pre-made sauce or something, but it's like... I ask if there are onions & they say there isn't, but like he said "I can see them!". For the longest time I thought I was the odd one out, but then I find there is SO MUCH that doesn't have onions in it & doesn't even need to have onions to be good, yet they kept putting them in despite me saying for years that I. Can't. Stand. Onions. It started to feel like a smack in the face to be honest.

[@Sugarof5oaks01]

Cheese and onion is a bases in my family cooking lol

[@ravnaroks6469]

Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates onions. My dad would have to chop onions really big so that I could fish them out. On the other hand, I LOVE sweet potatoes. I wait all year for them to be in season and go on sale, I go bonkers for a sweet potato sale.

[@jessegd6306]

Why I hate onions: Hate the taste, hate the smell, hate the texture, hate the way their taste contaminates food even if it's been scraped off, hate the burning sensation it inflicts on throat. Garlic, well, I can have and enjoy garlic if it's been ground into a powder, or if it's in very fine chunks disolved into a chili. Can't stand mushrooms, they feel like potatoes made out of LIES. Yams, eh, don't particularly care for yams. They're like bootleg potatoes. Also hello KZbin algorithm.

[@toxic_tomb1238]

I'm native American and Irish so I have done thanks giving for ever and I have never tried sweet potatoes or yams only regular and red potatoes for me we do native tacos just normal tacos with friebread ever try native foot ball it like normal american football before American football but when you score a goal you pick up a tribal girl and run around the field and the crossbar is just two wooden post sticking out the ground wierd but true

[@acethethirdking]

My Ex-Stepmom made Spaghetti with undercooked carrots in sauce and to this day I can't eat tomatoes without getting violently ill because of it.

[@sadesemolu]

Make sense why she the ex now.

[@Kokuyous3ki]

Why do parents feel it's okay to lie to their kid when adults lying to each other about the same thing would be quite offensive? Because according to them it's "for the sake of the child"? I never understood that. Yes, let's lie that the little kittens have been given to a nice old lady at the edge of town you cannot visit, not at all been put in a bag and beaten to death because we didn't want to deal with them. Yes, let's lie that because they are too young... "you will understand when you grow up" my a*se! 30 years later I'm still angry about that notion - who the fuk' could think it's normal to kill kittens or puppies? Neuter the fukin' dog if you don't want little ones you monster! I think I might have a childhood trauma there...

[@1un4cy]

I don't really like onions. But give me all that onion dip for my chips.

[@BottomBunkArt]

I wanted to watch this again for a laugh, but it just made me sad.

[@34Witchdoctor]

To me, yams and sweet potatoes have to be scalloped.

[@steveardila7651]

This video is so relatable, I at first hate onions but I kinda like em. But mashed yams or sweet potato I can't stand nor mushrooms.

[@reverieofmusic436]

RIP John and Jim. Jim isn't dead, but he may as well be.

[@pterojacktylus2475]

Sugar... and maple syrup....on sweet potatoes?

[@victorzayas7291]

Miss you TB

[@chaossmith3864]

My spouse also eats that sandwich actually...

[@cidkronic]

I immediately agreed with john on sweet potatoes. Those are disgusting.

[@Estuways]

God I miss TB.

[@jademirror]

I used too eat onions like apples but they eventually burned my throat after like three years.

[@34Witchdoctor]

I don't like purple onions for that same reason.

[@SirBobbo64]

Rip

[@Zbyhonj]

I'm physically unable to cook something _without_ onions. Onions are life and love. If I ended up having a child that refused to eat them, I suppose I would just eat the child.

[@DJflyingtaco]

With onions

[@Zbyhonj]

@@DJflyingtaco nooo c'mon what are you saying that would just be mean, i'm not a monster

[@toongrowner1]

to be fair, their is a pizza which topics are literally only cheese and onions... and it is delicous... or rather was... why does my freakin hometown stop selling the best pizzas!? XC

[@gamerboysp2559]

For me, John couldn't have been more right about onions. Screw those things. I cant deal with them. They are the absolute worst vegies ever for me. when I go to a burger joint like mcdonalds, I always have to say no onions (and pickles). My father has never had a problem with onions so he always judges me for not liking them, but then again, I hate almost ALL vegies. I can only do potatoes.

[@hirocarupu8746]

How is a grown man with tons of toys ranting about video games a more respectable job?