The Coast Guard Against The Fish Apocalypse | Arma 3

[@RubixRaptor]

This operation idea was formed on new years under the influence of too much champagne and originally, it was a joke. Well now we’re here and it’s real so I hope you enjoy all the fish induced suffering I’ve incurred. Also side note the show Coast Guard Alaska has a lot of episodes uploaded to KZbin, fun show c: Big thanks to Tails and Pip for reprising their press team role.

[@SirSulyvahn]

you're my favorite hallucination ❤

[@tzeentch7178]

cook more bro, this was surprisingly fun to watch

[@sentane8031]

so wait, this is just "The Shasow over Innsmouth" but in Alaska in modern times, and it's only the police raids on Innsmouth.

[@Adalbear]

Bro literally out here, transforming Arma 3 into Gmod 2.0 God bless o7

[@torkittheunchained3104]

I had just watch cyphers video on this op and I can only imagine the insanity we didn't see

[@vibechecker3168]

Well I hadn’t put down “coast guard uses their $5 budget to defeat the Innsmouth deep ones Alaskan cousins” on my 2024 Ignis op bingo card. Well played lads

[@adamuser3968]

I had fish tornado. Dose that count?

[@switch4895]

Gotta keep them coast "at bay" am I right? Eh? EH?!

[@pollito6211]

lol. MSRT finally gets to do something.

[@thegoofygoblin2081]

BROTHER

[@typicalmovie7329]

​@@thegoofygoblin2081 BROTHERS

[@MaritimeHorrors]

That's just life in the last frontier, baybee. I would know, my best friend was eaten by a turtle.

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

Rip the homie.

[@Legozanman]

😂

[@JakeGuenther9829]

Dude, so cool seeing you featured somewhere I totally didn't expect!

[@MissIvoryB]

Was any of this accurate

[@starspace352]

"Your cameraman just took like 3 rounds." *Cameraman never dies, you amateur*

[@james_t_huntley33]

he very actively did though

[@Rainbowtacos02]

​@@james_t_huntley33 The camera Man just went to a farm in upstate New York. No camera men were harmed in the filming of this episode.

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

the term "drone fish strikes" should not exist while focussing on the cameraman.

[@AgentCible]

You never see Starship Troopers. 😂😂

[@starspace352]

@@AgentCible He didn't die, he just went to sleep

[@generalantilles2586]

The VISCERAL, fear-filled scream of "TUNA!" at 17:25 fucking SENT me.

[@CaptainRhodor]

Oh god Tails got a fucking camera... Also, a Rubix/Maritime Horrors collab is the last thing I had on my 2024 bingo card, but here we are XD 9:18 That entire sequence of events is straight out of some sort of fever dream and damn near made me fall out of my chair XD

[@Mysteres78979]

If someone can mark where he speaks thanks! (Maritime horrors)

[@gaiusmarius4209]

whoever gave Tails a camera needs to take away his zoom function

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

Jokes on you it was on mine

[@friendlyfire3412]

As a Fisher *I think Im gonna kiss every tuna I've catched..*

[@Sidestrafe2462]

Maritime's been in a few ops IIRC, he's in the Helldivers one for example

[@charles_thesecond]

I did not expect THE Maritime Horrors himself to be involved with the most reality bending, absolutely chaotic, deranged hobgoblin like arma group known to man and tales

[@dr.myater]

Now we just wait for Brick Immortar to Pop up in an ArmA Op Vid cause I'm 98% Sure he uses ArmA 3 for some of his Jayhawk Footage, In the Scandies Rose Intro im pretty sure thats the Stock ArmA 3 Sounds

[@winowmak3r]

I really want to believe he was one of the pilots during that. That would have had to have been hilarious from his point of view given he's done this kinda of thing IRL. Just, ya know, without the flying tuna. Armed with rockets.

[@dr.myater]

​​@winowmak3r from what i can find he was on the ground but had alot of camera time with the news crew, his ign is just Maritime horrors and seems to be a regular to ops, hes actually the Mentality deranged SL on the Tzeentch video

[@winowmak3r]

@@dr.myater "es actually the Mentality deranged SL on the Tzeentch video" That's awesome. He made a great Agent of *ChAnGe*.

[@Blajammer]

You know………..I thought anything to do with Ignis would be by definition unhinged……….yet not even in my most terror filled delusions would I expect a mashup between an Alaskan coast guard show and the hate tinged invasion by fish people……….maybe I’ve just gone mad and this is some fever dream

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

I think its more of a mix from alaskan coast gaurd and shark nado but instead of sharks its fish with bombs aswell as maybe a alien invasion that happen to be fish

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

I agree you have gone mad. I am one of your schizophrenic delusions. So I would know.

[@user-CPU-APF]

​@@arandomsystemglitch2398Nah it is that Gatorade, that was dripping from pipe leading from that weird waffle house.

[@blackgem12]

Ok, I’m calling it. THIS is the most chaotic IGNIS op I’ve ever seen. Flying giant mutant tuna, turtles, and tails being the camera man. Just pure, utter brain melting chaos.

[@archangelapache2953]

Have you seen Ignis Christmas?

[@deaghostyt2217]

fr. the news messages added to it.

[@JackMcLeary]

A cinematic masterpiece. A spiritual successor to HAARP. A worthy addition to the Jayraptor Cinematic Universe. The greatest Collab to date. Money well spent.

[@brendan696]

I love the press team

[@leafened7259]

wait.... 7 HOURS!?!?! HOW

[@jasonml3508]

@@leafened7259patreon most likely

[@brendan696]

@@leafened7259 yes, patreon

[@mattavery7581]

It's like a found footage horror movie like the camera crew shows up to do one thing and then it immediately goes to shit!

[@AdeptiHotline]

12:38 Love that it's implied the Coast Guard fights the tuna/salmon yearly.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Do they not?

[@caesarfromthemoon]

9:47 “we’ve covered wars you know” elite level reference

[@Homedespacito]

?

[@RetroRadianceLight]

@@Homedespacito Dead Rising. You know, Frank West? He's covered wars you know?

[@AngryEd99]

10:08 there is something darkly hilarious about seeing a kirby-faced wounded man being dragged away from a firefight, his face still exuding joy through the pain.

[@RogueSanta]

I almost missed that thank you

[@MattisseWH]

Thank you for drawing my attention to that!

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Poyo!

[@farueliant980]

14:48 TACTICAL WHALE

[@adrunkdwarf3066]

You know, after watching this video and currently doing my time in the coast guard aviation community, I appreciate this documentary. It really sheds light onto our daily battles with the fish. It is a battle that will know no victors.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

13:30 WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

[@smartfella7914]

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[@blazingwyvern1607]

OAAAARSMEN

[@grimothy_chalkman]

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY

[@TheThunderkaos]

Jay: "ok let's go to make a simple coast guard operation" Jay 3 doritos later: "WHY IS ALWAYS EVERYTHING TURNING INTO AN HORROR BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION!!!!????"

[@Azreal8226]

I’m convinced that Jay was cursed by a Swamp Hag so that every time he interacts with an op: it transforms into and eldritch abomination

[@lunkerdoodle-1]

Don't worry next week for sure is the Helldivers Director's cut.

[@nefariousgremlin7554]

The combination of the press pov and the flying marine life is just sublime. It's really fun to watch the absurdity from a somewhat grounded perspective. Also, cool to see maritime horrors pop up.

[@penguixyt3246]

My head Canon is that this is part of the scp universe, but it's the SCP foundations Maritime branch who ONLY deal with fish and fish related SCPs, not because they're a threat, but because if they catch them, they can sell their meat for a boost to the economy.

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

Its the alternate reality SPC, the Shark Punching Center

[@bananaborn4785]

6:50 bro that intrusive thoughts moment when his back darkens with the heli in the backgrownd looks amazing

[@UnnaturalObsessionWithKnives]

What’s that audio?

[@codyyoung5946]

@@UnnaturalObsessionWithKnives Sardaukar chant

[@sirjuggles]

This entire video was beyond unhinged. But I have to give a shoutout to "Who shot at me woof woof?" at 12:55 for pushing me over the edge and making me actually laugh so hard I cried.

[@justicewhiteside959]

Finally! The coast guard gets its representation! Witness are limited budget!

[@matthewjones39]

minor spelling error detected

[@bluemoon1368]

@@matthewjones39side effect of the limited budged

[@leducthecanuck]

Watching hard hat Kirby being dragged out of a firefight was not something I anticipated seeing and yet here we are. Unhinged madness. 10/10. EDIT: also much thanks for Jimmy Handgrenades to let us know when he was present and about to blow something up.

[@benjaminhartsock3281]

"It's hell out here." Jimmy Handgrenades, Coast Guard Regimental Centurion

[@MrLorgy]

I... I can't fathom this video, what the hell. How does a brain process a blue whale eating an apache 13:24... And that's not even the most bizarre part! Truly a classic for the ages

[@MinersLoveGames]

The image of a Coast Guard helicopter getting taken out of the sky by a flying Buggati has to be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[@araerevenant5809]

4:59, personal favorite moment.

[@doot4246]

7:44 *THE BEAST APPROACHES*

[@thecrtf4953]

11:23 the genuine dread in his voice XD

[@RisingChaosWriting]

The worst part is that by framing it as a news cast, you frame it in such a way that you're guaranteed to get some really compelling shots, which you managed to include. Amazing work.

[@MM-sx7zs]

7:42 That had the same energy as *"Oh my god there's an endangered species right there"*

[@ieatsand6378]

12:14 was a masterpiece

[@zackposey592]

I love that Cypher's video is like a documentary, and J's is time of incidents

[@zackposey592]

Felt like I was watch live PD

[@benstrong4497]

"What do you mean 'The car is following us?'" Famous last words.

[@juanvilas5341]

9:18 Favorite part.

[@private_dushbag7424]

As someone who lives in Alaska this Is a Dailey thing that we have to deal with. Lost my uncle last week to the silver raid.

[@GregariousGibbs]

10:45 We must remove the 🐟 menace, else we are sent to damnation.... hell yea!!

[@lowlandbat9709]

This is just like b tier movie, getting major Sharknado from this

[@johnthecrazedsskull81]

This unironically has the makings of a interesting horror series.

[@Azreal8226]

13:22 WHITNESSED It’s always a good day when jay uploads

[@RogueSanta]

MEDIOCRE

[@wardoggaming42]

17:24 Those screams of horror are on the same level as the voice acting for the old game Homeworld: Emergence(Cataclysm). The screams of pure terror.

[@Morveyn]

Nobody was prepared for the tactical strike whales

[@inoroth2001]

13:55 Cameraman never dies confirmed once again

[@american__chaos]

Can't wait for the Helldivers vid. GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!

[@williambeavis9929]

This is a peter griffen joins the coast guard moment.

[@Sporegenitelo]

I love Maritime Horrors. What a stellar and wholly unexpected collab

[@wardenblack117]

The freaking "TURTLE" followed by machine gunfire was hilarious

[@AscendingBliss]

I'm just glad we got to see an average day in the Coast Guard. Very insightful...

[@brandonwilliams6221]

11:30 is such a dark moment out of nowhere.

[@elliottgaal9774]

I feel like Rubix consumed an inordinate amount of strange substances to make this possible. This feels like the plot to a B movie

[@HypnoticChronic1]

Being somebody who has binged watch all of the Coast Guard episodes I will say, it is a really good series and I honestly wish they did more. On a side note I also watch Maritime Horrors to and yet I had no idea he was in said series either, I knew he was USCG but had no idea I'd actually watched him before hearing him on his own channel... its kinda strange now that I know. That aside this was even more unhinged of a op than y'all usually do, tho if any wildlife would go completely rogue and start a revolution against humanity it would be Alaskan wildlife or.... the wildlife in my home state of Florida.

[@Darkangelnum1]

1:44 that man is incredibly high on what i dont know but its strong

[@Ultimus31]

This is unironically some incredibly tight and interesting editing for a apocafish setting arma event.

[@wyfeye]

The news camera panning on helicopters fighting flying fish was so funny. Best way to tell such an insane and chaotic story! Great work all!

[@redacted_gaming4143]

The lack of fish puns is truly resharkable. Its as shrimple as that!

[@kyousuketanuma638]

Sometimes the cameraman gets distracted and it's the funniest thing to me. Like when he full zooms on just... some random guys ear, like he has to check for wax or something. That's BIG compared to the flying tuna attack.

[@SStarry_Days]

Well well well, puddle patrol finally got hit with horrors beyond human comprehension.

[@lord_azazel001]

15:00 call that a whalefall.

[@cub-square]

This the most unhinged op yet and I'm here for it. Can't wait for sequel

[@themagicnerf]

Another person watching Coast Guard Alaska! Great show.

[@Khornecussion]

CoD: Advanced Warfish

[@deforesttappan6478]

I watch this channel for laughs and to relax!!!

[@legoeasycompany]

Moby Dick is a be hitting different than I remember, which Chapter did Captain Ahab meet his end to GBUs again?

[@rampage75_25]

"The Belugas have marched against us" "Orca strike incoming" "Send in the second narwhale squad" "Dolphins have been taken out"

[@warhawk4494]

Dude Maritime Horrors youtubetube channel is great. Also the insanity of this was great and I watch Cyphers version of this too. It was so damn funny!

[@thevestarr]

That was hilarious, made me realize how much I miss Arma. I have never seen the show "Coastguard: Alaska" but I definitely want to now.

[@Sam-ox7hr]

9:18 i think thats the best 5 seconds of video ive ever seen

[@TheAster24]

Why is this both the most insane thing I've seen in awhile, yet also more gripping than half the fucking thriller movies on the market right now?

[@depressedlifesaver]

This will affect the trout population I think.

[@kenuko7428]

This is the only time I watch the news willingly. I love it

[@BusterBuizel]

With the release of Project Wingman: Frontline 59 are you going to do another ARMA operation set in the PW universe? Because if so, the actual Project Wingman ARMA3 Unit (Ares Combat Escort Services "ACES") are more than happy to assist with the project/mission

[@jerrycoolmanio1]

That news intro gag did not go unappreciated, I love south Alaska.

[@void-creature]

This new Cod: Modern warfare is looking 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Vigvaro]

Still downright one of my favourite video, second only to the christmast specials and that mmo arma 3 one.

[@fabrizioboccalini3025]

THATICAL WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!! true epic cinema content.

[@MightyMooncowsback]

"The car is following us" followed by the flying car clipping and totally destroying the helicopter was hysterical 😂😂😂 love this channel so much

[@idavid8391]

6:49 New wallpaper.

[@spacebird8758]

half the time the camera shots were really cool and looked like they could come from an actual press team. the other half was the usual chaos. fantastic

[@hiddenhundred8565]

holy shit you had Maritime Horrors on one of the ops that is gold, this is great!

[@AK_Gumby]

Alaskan here, nice to see an operation based on my state. Awesome vid as always Rubix.

[@tear4442]

This is Gyo all over again

[@renerade2116]

I gotta say, these camera angles are just BEAUTIFUL.

[@Monarch_GNSG]

Im stunned...

[@zrty6512]

I love the news crew, it’s nice seeing them back

[@russiangoose4349]

it’s just that shrimple

[@darkalleyrambler8520]

God lord, the madness this time is truly magestic.

[@fishmasterfishmaster]

As an Alaskan fisherman I say this is very accurate

[@mattavery7581]

The whole fish apocalypse thing would make a great movie!

[@whaleking7383]

i absolutely love this cameraman perspective.

[@bloodstreak2001]

This needs a part 2

[@staceyforrest2494]

I love the little news segment at the beginning.

[@frost_6836]

Maritime Horrors on a Rubix video????? WHAT??????? Best collab ever

[@ding1466]

Coast guard is my favorite military branch.

[@mr.tobacco1708]

I have no idea what I just watched... But I'm glad I've watched it while I was high :D

[@MrMango331]

You should be a movie director. This format light up something indescripable in me

[@TheWack97]

7:45 the semi obscured "MOTHER OF GOD!" 😂

[@NoOne-nm4ng]

Obligatory fish pun at the end, love it.

[@Mltemple8333]

Came for the Warhammer stuff, stays for the Coast Guard stuff. The variety and total chaos of your missions is amazingly awesome.