The Colossal MP3 Player.

[@snp..]

"I'm sorry waiter, I think there's a screen in my bezel"

[@Kaleb833]

This is my favorite comment

[@bread-gz3rl]

I got you to 800 likes

[@Brody_119]

there is nothing in your bezel

[@IronSquadz]

1000th like

[@heyitsyeabutidkklol]

BEZEL!!?!?! BEZEL???!??!!

[@pyrogaming7634]

- hey can i have some mp3s - only 1 gig **pulls out comically large mp3 player**

[@con1019]

*menacingly smirks*

[@_vla]

*with a smug look at his face*

[@astro4954]

What does comically mean

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

haha, got'em there

[@cheddarplays3729]

*why*

[@ziah8995]

"Hey can I have some music?" "Only a spoonful" *Pulls out comically large MP3*

[@Sillimant_]

I hate how much this made me laugh

[@lobsylobs]

ngl i want this pinned

[@Hai_im.cat1]

Every time I refresh the comment I new like is added

[@yousefgeorge3060]

underrated comment

[@fongus6420]

"Only an MP3-playerful"

[@rurtykitson]

makes me giggle how the packaging for this humongous thing is smaller than the packaging for the tiny cube one

[@kingminceraft9487]

yeah

[@Thegoatone23]

Props to them

[@HNBGamer]

And unlike the cube, there's a reason for the package for this giant thing to be huge

[@TagetesAlkesta]

This isn't just a nugget it's the whole damn chicken

[@ozrencupac]

Hahaaha true

[@callemontelius4772]

The whole turkey

[@jj_drone]

@@callemontelius4772 got ya, in 20 seconds I was able to reply. HA.

[@dumworks3440]

Nah mate that's a chicken leg

[@jackhinchy6909]

More like the whole flock?

[@nathaditya543]

Eyes: Green iPad Brain: RELEASE THE CHEMICALS, THE GOOD ONES

[@holyravioli5795]

Careful if you get too excited the bad chemicals will be released and cancel out the good ones

[@SimonSky.]

All my favourite DankPods running gags in one video! "Auxiliary mode" "Na no" "Oh my pkcell" "AAA"

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

"HAITCH PEA"

[@discopotato4673]

"Can You Believe no one bought this?"

[@insainllama]

Pkcell and auxiliary mode are definitely my favorite

[@Termsofseve]

can't forget s o u n d s t a g e *it's how wide and 3d the audio sounds*

[@kitty8527]

Don’t forget scarlet fire being used to kill dirty buds, this time it worked!

[@rivergamingandmore1577]

The Mojo breaking the crappy earbuds was probably one of the best moments I’ve seen on his channel

[@LuminosityOne]

Unironically same, literally binge watched so many videos and yet, seeing the Mojo's first confirmed kill has brought me a joy I have never experienced.

[@sn4ketooth220]

Danios in the only KZbinr to execute earphones by electric chait

[@itisawesome1270]

Now we got the maca cracka or however you spell it

[@rivergamingandmore1577]

@@itisawesome1270 maraca cracker if you wanna be technical but yeah.

[@lisagibson2975]

I remember seeing this at walgreens and my grandma said " Why?" why indeed.

[@hauwley]

a

[@starflash7076]

@@hauwley b

[@alexisreal2]

@@starflash7076 c

[@LightningsGames]

When Even your Grandma recognises that its bad technologie just by looking at it XD

[@thee8858]

@@alexisreal2 d

[@jirehjirehjirehjireh]

I love that it’s basically regular sized nugget innards just stretched out to fit a giant shell. You could store all your drugs in it

[@immortuipraebibo910]

it'd work as good storage, but it's the most eye drawing thing ever

[@clownfromclowntown]

Who…who would think of that???

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

@@clownfromclowntown Not the police! That’s who!

[@insertcreativehandlehere]

Hello 911?

[@ianism3]

sure I mean it's not suspicious at all

[@CGR89]

“Oh my pukcell” will never not be funny

[@lenaaasss]

And our old favorite, the Kirkland

[@dreydizzle]

Every time haha

[@cohengordon4066]

Not the Pkcell

[@MrSmith-rk4jq]

hey man spoiler alerts

[@deak3726]

Why would you spoil it like this

[@classydays43]

That isn't a nugget. That's an ingot.

[@crithi1401]

The fact that it has a song from a Studio Ghibli movie on it by default absolutely redeems this castle of a nugget.

[@leiladekwatro3147]

Move's Howling Castle

[@CharlieCat18]

I thought it sounded familiar!

[@a.s.o279]

Lmao true

[@dan3458]

OK weeb

[@ReylordFX]

@@dan3458 well the nugget was on the chonkster so.. But at the same time I see why people hate japanese cartoons lol

[@ismokenerfdarts4695]

I love that "aw my pkcell" has become a video tradition

[@weebdoesdew]

Yeah as well as the short clips of frank at the end

[@gooseythelucy]

my remote came with not one but two pkcells

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

But is it an AA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or an AAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@franticmizty4189]

I fear no man, but that “BEZEL” scares me

[@vocalisesmc]

oh god the *BEZEL* its too much for one man to comprehend

[@slowtrigger]

BEZELbub

[@SneedsterSpeedster]

Nice tf2 reference lmfao

[@FrixionRobloxYT]

*BEZEL* with a ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᶜʳᵉᵉⁿ

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

I want one of these, I want to just pull it out of my backpack as I leave school, plug some headphones into it and just start playing music as if nothing was wrong

[@Donutguy5]

Yes YES

[@theriveracis5172]

"This here MP3 player has 1gig of storage space" "Oh, I need something much larger than that" "Say no more"

[@antiuttpprimewastaken]

*1tb ipod*

[@modables]

@@antiuttpprimewastaken that's not the joke?

[@jafizzle95]

I feel like Scarlet Fire was specifically engineered to thrash dirtybuds.

[@chickenpasta7359]

I always thought the bass drop part was the sounds of the headphone drivers actually getting cooked

[@und4287]

Totally.

[@nezunish-898]

Well it name Scarlet "fire" . It literally fried the earphone.

[@jafizzle95]

@@nezunish-898 In that case it should be.... Scarlet Fryer

[@plasmagaming1886]

@@chickenpasta7359 it’s actually the sound of a twin turbo.

[@TacoTacoma96]

Whenever someone complains about smartphone bezel, show them this video.

[@UNSCPILOT]

Or complains about phones being "too big"

[@OfficalHAzRDUS]

Y E S

[@gab_v250]

or about Nintendo Switch's bezels (even if they got reduced in the OLED model)

[@coltonspicks6709]

I don’t even know what bezel means

[@thesnoke3771]

@@Mateokai045 ikr

[@DJSubwoofers]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="38">0:38</a> Unfortunate that no one is talking about this but its very amusing seeing and hearing the internal screaming of seeing the cursed nugget

[@DiegoBQZ]

Ah yes, the PERFECT song that should come with every nugget...some random OST song from a 90's Hayao Miyazaki movie LMAO

[@justhaider6300]

Lmao

[@wesleyskarda4130]

Castle in the sky is one of the better one to be sure

[@Karunaaa]

i once got a pretty cool live version of Hotel California with a50$ knockoff nugget, complete with lyrics, back in like 2008. Thaught 12 year old me a great deal about good music lmao

[@ThatWolfWithShades]

@@Karunaaa Oh shit, so I wasn't the only one. Lol.

[@cardrabitt1159]

"There's nothing wrong with it, apart from many things." Mood

[@strule]

a resume of the last 365 days

[@eldenjim4554]

Your "AAA!!!" battery scream will never fail to make me laugh.

[@funky_tree]

_na-no_

[@TheAngryCat_]

Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah

[@TheAngryCat_]

Oh my Pkcells

[@ProtoHadron]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@LennyQUMFIF]

AAA _na-no_

[@treelineresearch3387]

They should have made it a bookshelf stereo with speakers that were properly-scaled giant knockoff buds.

[@jlco]

When you said "bezels," it took my brain a moment to process that you weren't talking about the red part. I cannot fathom how it seemed okay to put such a small screen on a "jumbo" product.

[@r.taylor8836]

Someone else said they saw them sold at a drugstore, so the target market was probably older people lacking the dexterity and motor control to handle a small device with small buttons. Solution? Obviously solved that issue, but now let’s give it a screen too small for them to see!

[@DoubleU159]

Big balls, tiny penis

[@joempoem478]

@@DoubleU159 Good analogy.

[@jezusmylord]

@Eragor the Kindhearted well, we are the target demographic and the demographic is ADHD.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That's just a regular nugget screen within the mother of all bezels. Everything is scaled up, except the screen. Surely a silly novelty gift.

[@SheKnives]

I don't think the world was ready for this nugget.

[@riotao]

yeah

[@retoro-ramirezz9739]

yeah

[@chrisbanister8192]

Knives is a Dank Pod fan toooo! Love your content

[@snugglesthebrave8890]

Big fan

[@kingkrisyx]

this bitch is a boulder not a nugget

[@figeon]

When you realize that the bezels isn’t only the red borders, but the entire goddamn thing.

[@ಠ_ಠ-ರ6ತ]

Same btw im 69th person to like this comment 😳

[@catfish552]

They wanted their iPod nano proportions, and by god, they were gonna get 'em.

[@onceacarnowaking539]

@@ಠ_ಠ-ರ6ತ fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck offfff bucko wanna fight me I’ll runga up du jimmies like

[@DoctorPortal_IX]

I would _love_ to see this thing get modified with serious internals and a proper LCD screen with the bezel cut out. Hell, maybe even a Raspberry Pi with some nondescript extra functions

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

I said the same thing. Pi Zero would be a perfect choice, everything else you need can be had for a meager sum at your local hobby store, and a battery pack could easily be sourced since it would only need 5V to run and not for very long. Or James it up and just use a USB powerbank. Pop a BTR5 in there where the headpahony jack would be, too, just hooked up as a USB DAC. Honestly, I kinda wanna give it a go, I just can't be assed to spend this much on such a novelty project.

[@electrisoma]

"ay dog can i listen to music?" "only a song-ful." *pulls out comically large mp3 player*

[@mylastaccountgotbanned2393]

you completly copied this comment

[@electrisoma]

@@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 where?

[@electrisoma]

@@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 i didnt even read the comments before posting this

[@mylastaccountgotbanned2393]

@@electrisoma lol yeah ok

[@electrisoma]

@@mylastaccountgotbanned2393 do you think im lying about something thats common?

[@Azuuraas]

"ÿþS ÿþO ÿþY" My favorite song!

[@linuxlucas764]

what's the song really called?

[@Azuuraas]

@@linuxlucas764 Scarlet Fire

[@fruitsnackbandit4987]

Nice job noticing the thorn characters

[@Azuuraas]

@@fruitsnackbandit4987 Thanks

[@pixelplaysgames1470]

@@Azuuraas hey how you doing

[@Azeria]

Remember MP3 players? They’re back… in dank form!

[@zsin128]

With gigantic Bessel

[@TorutheRedFox]

@@zsin128 *bezel

[@Professor_Sex]

@@TorutheRedFox *Bee soul

[@zsombor_99]

Heh, those were one of the big things back then, but smartphones took over them at least with better software, better audio quality and much bigger battery capacity! I remember I had an MP3 player something similar like this: images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41TuEQrudfL.jpg I remember I bought it form a seller on the side of the street at the seaside when I first went to Croatia. It wasn't too quality, but the FM radio function had surprisingly so strong reception! 😏 I used it for years when we travelled via bus, but the battery weakened in it and that caused the sad "death" of it. 😞 So, these wasn't that bad quality as they looks...

[@TorutheRedFox]

@@zsombor_99 I wouldn't really say better audio quality

[@LondenTower]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="38">0:38</a> Holy mother of God! that demonic scream you made completely caught me off guard. and i was watching this in bed in the darkness honestly, that scream could actually work for a horror game.

[@richardendresz161]

Mojo’s first confirmed kill New name: mojo jojo

[@lukeisbored8607]

Bruh

[@hijixincorperad]

No

[@friedpancakes266]

Using the power of Echoes, it's able to destroy any pair of nuggetphones

[@4rsh193]

*slight static* tango down i repeat tango down

[@EpicB]

@@friedpancakes266 I imagine he would use Echoes if he wasn't at the mercy of the KZbin copyright police.

[@xXmlgamingXx355]

Other MP3 players: designed to fit in your pocket This MP3 player: designed for you to fit in it

[@purnachhetri8508]

@@slightlyevolved WE

[@emilpixel]

DankPods: „This is the largest Nugget in the world“ I think it’s not even a Nugget.....it’s a *BIG* *MAC*

[@TheLaXandro]

It ain't a nugget, it's a whole damn chikkum!

[@Josh-nf4ee]

Mcchickem

[@josephharold808]

Tendie

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

No the Big Mac is what he edits on ;)

[@agentburningbutters3655]

“BIG MAC 🖥 IS BAK BABY”

[@JustSomeRandomWeeb00]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="29">0:29</a> He's probably upset because he doesn't even have any ears. Seriously, it looks like his ears are missing

[@Random22]

The fact that this was the first time the Mojo blew up a pair of nuggetphones already means the year's starting off right.

[@nickelliott5182]

Mojo is evolving

[@michaelfinlay1412]

After this the mojo broke

[@that_tanuka]

this man singlehandedly made his own genre of humor EDIT: CRAP, I GOT TOO EXCITED THAT I GOT A HEART THAT I FORGOT EDITING THE COMMENT DELETES IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mohammedkunhi8009]

I’ll call it dankmood

[@epikreaper19]

So he’s done humor and the entire goat language????????!?!???????!!!!!!!

[@ozzie_goat]

@@epikreaper19 I'm a goat and he definitely has mastered goat language.

[@ssychostella]

If you want the same kind of humor videogamedunkey has the same kinda energy but just videogames

[@benkalinkin5608]

Facts

[@nanoscapehd6179]

Suggestion: For all the dirty buds, put a timer to see how long it takes to kill them with the Mojo. That would be such a cool addition!

[@vinyl_guy..]

Amazing idea

[@lastwymsi]

AND KEEP A LEADERBOARD OF WHO LASTS THE LONGEST!

[@TruckYeaDude93]

Like this post!!!!

[@kaanulkusal6875]

I think fully killing them would ve dangerous for the mojo?

[@idkanymore3382]

@@kaanulkusal6875 no

[@austintea]

I love how they made a massive nano, defeated the whole point in the "nano"

[@FrixionRobloxYT]

with the ᵗᶦⁿʸ ˢᶜʳᵉᵉⁿ

[@Bane_Amesta]

Why? For a second I though this was aimed for elder people who struggles with small buttons and stuff, until I saw that joke of a screen xD

[@JaggedBird]

*B E Z E L ! .....B E Z-Z E L!!!*

[@zake64]

At first I thought he was talking about the red, um, *outer* bezels until I realized the black ones aren't even part of the screen. It's just *that* small lol

[@zyftis6927]

@@zake64 same.

[@mmmcola6067]

@@JaggedBird i rlly thought he said "Basil" oh poor Basil he didn't deserve to becom big nugg

[@danner253]

It's definitely a for fun product as dumb as it is lol

[@zeedause5289]

JESUS CRINKLECUT MAN, ARE YOU INSANE!? 3 PKCELLS AND A KIRKLAND? YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE I'M AMAZED YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!

[@mohammedkunhi8009]

I know man and calm down

[@itai7809]

capslock

[@imlazydwi9300]

no hes playing with scarlet fire

[@jaarya7]

The mojo now has a second kill(technically unconfirmed). The headphones sound from the video broke my earbuds

[@the11thhour44]

*chain kill*

[@nathanmead140]

DOUBLE KILL!!

[@chriswade9616]

M-m-m-m-m-monster kill!

[@AlexandruLipan]

My phone cut the audio because went out of the equaliser graph

[@mayravixx25]

*Laughs in HyperX Cloud II's*

[@rascal_rascal]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="353">5:53</a> the nugget was so bad, it spoke old English 💀

[@EarlofMercia-iy1mu]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that!

[@NatetheAceOfficial]

"Music, and Setting." Setting, just the one...

[@fongus6420]

*Volume:*

[@Sizzlik]

Setting: On Setting: Off

[@novatriio]

Oh look an ashens joke

[@patchestheshark]

@@novatriio this channel reminds me so much of Ashens.

[@Lucamn268]

A lone setting...

[@Shermantank-zm9ez]

Wow, that was the first time I have ever seen him disrespect the " sexy speaker " like that. You should be ashamed of your self.

[@Azid333]

“You better not be busting my mojo”

[@Jander406]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="400">6:40</a> "Oouuhhh that doesn't fit good. You better not be bustin my Mojo" a Austin Powers quote

[@earthboiproductions2407]

"mmm, that speaker sounds like suck" I'll have to keep note of that quote for later

[@agentburningbutters3655]

As I was reading it I heard danko pod say that

[@forfashire]

Samir Nader SAME

[@SFVYachtClub]

That bezel-screen ratio reminds me of those toy laptops they used to make for small children

[@ruthless933]

oh god I had one of those

[@cirlu_bd]

personally it reminds me of the nintendo switch

[@joempoem478]

@@cirlu_bd Its not that bad.

[@baranorak4080]

@@cirlu_bd they made a switch just for this guy 😂

[@starsiegeRoks]

@@ruthless933 so did I, it was a hot-wheels "laptop", and I was expecting a real laptop, so when I opened it up and realized what it was (I was like 7), I pitched a fit and made my mom cry, which made me feel horrible so I pretended to like it for a few weeks so my mom wouldn't feel bad.

[@Eyetrauma]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="275">4:35</a> * extremely Ashens voice * "Just the one." This thing feels like a novelty gift that just plays it completely straight. I was thinking you could draw four white lines on the bezel and make it look like the screen is off in the distance.

[@orionzspark]

I knew there'd be a DankPods / Ashens overlap at some point...

[@MrR2185]

Glad there are others thinking of Ashens.

[@tiamat9360]

I love this channel so much, top 5 channels i know of for sure

[@TheRedDragon5000]

It took me nearly 4 minutes to realise that "The Bezel" was so large, I thought he was taking the piss and the black was part of the screen.

[@bong9075]

"Do you like listening to musik? " "sure i do" *PuLlS oUt 98iNcH fLaTsCrEn tV*

[@xx_walter_xx6895]

*pulls out tornado siren*

[@eier5472]

But the screen is for ants

[@youtubedumpster4040]

You fools, i use the M 1 A 4 S M A R T T A N K

[@seansalvo4544]

With a 97 inch bezel

[@papabasar]

okay Predator stanley

[@bscubed]

the part at the beginning where the person on the box stared deep into my soul had me absolutely dying

[@elielbourrelly9902]

These were my first mp3 player... believe me, owning one is worse than having your soul ripped apart by a staring psycho ;)

[@williamthompson5988]

Getting one of those and modding it for a project might be fun. You'd have to replace the screen and bezel for it to actually be useful though lol

[@feralperil]

"how much bezel would you like?" "Y E S"

[@EscaVODS]

That's gotta be the sexiest bluetooth speaker voice I've ever heard.

[@spoonyluv19]

For real. I want to take her out to dinner and have her tell me about her life

[@polygondwanaland8390]

What's the model?

[@samuelgarcia6942]

Efm Toledo gray aussie edition

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

Would be awesome if someone could see who she was and dankpods just interviews her lmao

[@RedKincaid]

@@samuelgarcia6942 About a month ago I got the idea that I wanted to buy one but I decided against it when I realize there was no way for me to confirm I was getting the one with the same voice lol Not to mention the price

[@GirAiDWinters]

Is that Jeff bezos' brother, Justin "Just" Bezels?

[@advanceme-skincare3144]

Lmaoo

[@UltraStorm]

lol

[@Optimalillusion]

Nearly every year around the holiday shopping season, certain discount stores will have ones like this in their "unique" items section. Displayed alongside giant universal remotes and giant desk calculators.

[@StuartRedman]

When he screams the battery names it absolutely kills me

[@MikkyX]

Came here to say this 😂

[@benjiramirez7125]

hahaha... same....

[@highnoon9333]

every time

[@PopYTP]

AAA

[@ignis1984]

Same

[@tricckk2976]

This was not a good episode to fall asleep to. at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="470">7:50</a> I woke up and thought I was getting tazed.

[@HjonkYT]

XD

[@EmTekTube]

HOLY NASTALGIA! Never in my life would I think to see this behemoth again! I bought this thing for like $20 at a Walgreens back in the day and legitimately rocked this thing around high school, both as a joke and at the fact that I couldn't afford an ipod at the time and wanted an mp3 player. Audioslave and Velvet Revolver never sounded so large 😎

[@brandontechnerd]

wow

[@jordanmitchell380]

YESSSS VELVET REVOLVER!

[@Eyetrauma]

Throughout history there's been many examples of bravery: * The D-Day Landing * Cleaning up Chernobyl * You, walking around high school with a novelty MP3 player

[@cesar122111]

are you one of those guys than walked around with the Giant pencil as well? jajaja

[@Coldsteak]

absolute legend

[@haruruben]

I haven’t been to an Apple store in a while, but I remember they used to have giant models of the iPhone hanging in their front window… this reminds me of that. It’s like a scaled up model of a mini MP3 player that was meant to be seen from afar

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

They scaled everything up but the display. That is still original size.

[@pubgmobileesports4890]

I usually watch this with a straight face but that "AAA" made me spit out my coffee.

[@gserin2764]

It made me laugh out a kidney that's nothing

[@GuitarSlayer136]

When you hand in your homework: "Theres nothing wrong with it... Except for many things."

[@LaskyLabs]

I just realized you wrote "Dank" on your pop filter with sharpie. "Dank gear" Sounds like a line of merch.

[@jptcw2635]

I would buy that if it existed. It sounds so cool

[@hankai7]

@@jptcw2635 YES

[@CookieMonster-nt8hh]

"There is nothing wrong with this, apart from many things" is such a quote, but his guy delivers so many good quotes so casually, that this isn't even outstanding. this is the reason I love this channel. and frank, of course.

[@cory3573]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="503">8:23</a> Dying of laughter when the right earbud gave up xD

[@luism3159]

“and then he pulled out a comically large MP3 player!”

[@V2ULTRAKill]

It was the funniest shit ive ever seen

[@kobayashi4672]

The *“na-no"* button : <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="233">3:53</a>

[@Sealstech]

Ty

[@Astrareturns]

Thanks

[@admiralicywolffeyt1465]

Thanks good sir

[@Manjustman_25806]

You sir are a saint

[@JaggedBird]

"Na-nao"

[@getspaded]

this is my favorite video from this channel tbh his genuine joy over the headphones breaking makes me smile every time

[@Felix-nj8xx]

I think the size of the nugget is compensating for something...

[@DaneH64]

its not a nugget at this point, it's a tender

[@rambbler]

Do you think it might be because of his small screen?

[@themadlad_]

Screen Size

[@oxfordisacoyote]

A very doctor who joke, nice pfp

[@hamishpittendrigh2025]

That MP3 Player is genuinely the embodiment of my grandma’s font size on her tiny phone

[@Misiek9700]

"Why isn't it so big it's an inconvinience to my life??" I ask myself that everyday

[@professorconfundus8793]

XD

[@cristianzia5977]

dude i cant

[@AdonMrGveret]

Same We down bad rn😔

[@wastelander]

Thats what she said

[@evangorski7992]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="640">10:40</a> THE HOLD SWITCH? DID THEY PLAN ON THIS BEING IN SOMEONES POCKET???😂

[@themacintoshnerd]

“And I also bought....” _screams of the damned ensue_

[@vinvinudu77]

i love those videos, and as a non english native speaker, i sometimes learn words. so now if someone talks to me about BEZELS, i'll be good enough with the words to tell him about BEZELS, because there's a lot to talk about when we speak BEZELS. i have no doubts it's gonna be really useful in my future life. thanks for everything.

[@TheArtis4n]

X2

[@asher-360]

hello i would like to discuss BEZELS

[@stevencurtis7157]

As someone who speaks English natively, I never heard the word bezel before this year, but I'm also not obsessed with the literal edges of technology.

[@BrainiumBasher9001]

i am a NATIVE speaker of english and i'm only a b1

[@kayrokk]

“Oh no, the quality control pass sticker fell off, now it’s illegal to use for sure, I think.” Priceless!

[@andreys2512]

I've only discovered the DankPods channel a few days ago, and I must tell you it's an absolute unit of a gem! Keep up the great work!

[@GMHX77]

We need a dankpods car episode or something I wanna see the Honda City and Merc in detail

[@giorgio_abruzzese8232]

100%

[@giorgio_abruzzese8232]

This is needed

[@AliceC993]

DankWheels

[@JohnJoy8885]

Mighty dank mods

[@TheMased]

I was about to comment: "What about DankCars channel?"

[@mxri.c]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="234">3:54</a> idk why but they way he says “na-no” just makes me smile 😂

[@wenyt2785]

Also pkcell

[@burdazza2711]

Cute

[@realhuman5688]

na-no

[@ravingsofa...6]

nan-no

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

He sounded like the KZbinr Nano as well, witch is a comedic bonus.

[@remurdereht]

Me in thick Aussie accent every Thursday: "SHOW ME THE DANK."

[@ratziboi2266]

SHOW ME THE DANK, MR.PODS

[@AidenRKrone]

The sheer size of this nugget is awe-inducing. It truly is one for the record books. I'm happy you decided to keep it in your personal collection, along with the disemboweled duck and the PKCells.

[@tjsynkral]

"We've been stressing out nuggets all year" Mate, this is the first time

[@pakodaaaaaaaa4703]

Mate it’s the first Time the buds went boooom not the first time he stressed them he’s been doing that for a year

[@bobthegracious9432]

@@pakodaaaaaaaa4703 He was making a new year joke.

[@dumdumdoogon1896]

R/whoooosh

[@jetjazz05]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="40">0:40</a> - It's already named... "simp 128" what a scary beast

[@Deritsuku2010]

This looks like an MP3 that Rolf from Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy would own.

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

It’s Plank’s second cousin.

[@TDGalea]

You dare mock the son of a nugget?

[@Takimeko]

It's literally just that one television he owns with the microscopic screen.

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

I love that picture of the lady with her giant mp3 player propped up right next to the computer that presumably stores all the files on that player and more. Like, even with a regular mp3 player there's no reason to use it while you're on the computer, but with this one on the desk right next to it it looks even funnier.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

work computer where you can't just download and plug in stuff

[@ansel569]

This channel is like a symphony of self referential memes and it's really quite beautiful

[@ginkgophytale]

If anyone is curious, Gran'ma Dola is by Joe Hisashi and its from the very popular movie Castle in the Sky from Studio Ghibli. One of my favorites, so random it ended up here lol

[@wabisco]

What the name of the other color

[@themaritimegirl]

@@wabisco Huh?

[@wabisco]

@@themaritimegirl my bad the other song

[@wabisco]

That he played afterward. I can’t understand through his accent

[@georgeyaknowthegeorgeyeathatme]

@@wabisco his accent isnt even strong. The song is scarlet fire

[@cpChamp469]

"Now you can leave" Not until I get my dose of Frank I won't

[@Game-N-Headbang69.]

“And like I also ordered…” *The sound of a woman screaming for her life due to how much bezel there is for how little screen you get*

[@四季-i5k]

I just like the way he says “na-no” lol

[@short7066]

na no

[@short7066]

3:53

[@四季-i5k]

@@short7066 thanks

[@aretard7995]

@@short7066 な の (don't ask for translation)

[@PANDEMONIUMBIATCH]

@@aretard7995 can i have a translation

[@fr33ze11]

“Dogspit” add that to the danktionary

[@ProblmSolvd]

Ngl, I like the sound that button makes. That sounds exactly as crunchy as I'd want from such a rotund product.

[@bland9876]

Reminds me of the Xbox one d-pad aka Nintendo Gameboy advanced SP/Nintendo DS ripoff

[@sammy_wills]

"You wanna listen to some tunes?" **pulls out a comically large mp3 player**

[@theillusionist1494]

I’d honestly enjoy seeing this as a quality product Full screen usage with minimal to no bezel, more sophisticated speaker, and more competent internal construction, and this might actually be a thing I look at and go “Huh. Not my kind of thing, but I can believe there’s a market for it.” This, though, looks ridiculous.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Add maybe a microSD slot and a USB port to throw music onto it on the fly.

[@2-Way_Intersection]

yeah, i could see a market for something like this that can work as both a high end audio player (i.e actually good audio files not just mp3) and a bluetooth speaker. it'd be pure novelty, but nothing wrong with that

[@TheDawnofVanlife]

I think if this was just a speaker shaped in the look of a giant ipod it could be fun as a novelty thing. But the tiny actual screen inside the giant bezel and the horrible internal speaker ruin it.

[@blakksheep736]

I'm pretty sure the next step would be to toss a DVD reader onto it and make it a novelty portable movie player.

[@nosockgaming5919]

Fun fact; “The package that no-one likes” is called a blister pack

[@CHEESEBURGERRC]

Probably because much like a blister, no one likes it.

[@pug_lover_6450]

@@CHEESEBURGERRC or because trying to open it will give you a blister

[@amirpourghoureiyan1637]

can't forget after revising for product design lol

[@squadr0nsp0nge86]

Of course the worst thing ever is named something gross

[@captaingastronomicon8974]

I thought blister packs were the card backed ones

[@holzwurm_hd7029]

What your neighbors hear: wwwwwwchcchschschwwwwww YEAH YEEEEAH MOJO DID IT

[@livalil]

you managed to type out exactly how scarlet fire sounds. i’m astounded.

[@itsomegatech1656]

Found this channel too late. Makes my day everyday! You got great sense of humour 😂