The Complete Karl Pilkington on Food (A compilation with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant)

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The Complete Karl Pilkington

The Complete Karl Pilkington

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@hwmiss780
@hwmiss780 7 жыл бұрын
'You don't see an old man eating a Twix' - oh my life I laughed so hard!
@smenkinsa
@smenkinsa 7 жыл бұрын
that throat cancer story never gets old
@alo4912
@alo4912 4 жыл бұрын
"The cancer comes out"
@2freetz
@2freetz 2 жыл бұрын
@@alo4912 legend has it your bolocks will come out your trousers
@r4v4g3r
@r4v4g3r Жыл бұрын
It come out waitin’ for the meat!
@Tomversal
@Tomversal Жыл бұрын
It's even better that he starts it off by saying "It's a bit sad this" as if it's a heartbreaking story but then he just talks bollocks
@martyfunkhauser4663
@martyfunkhauser4663 7 жыл бұрын
"Why are we eating knob" lmao
@benphone7430
@benphone7430 7 жыл бұрын
Dance Puppet dance it's alright of it's night time though😂😂😂😂😂😋
@ursie1986
@ursie1986 7 жыл бұрын
"And you'll neeverr/See/anolman/EaT A/MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS/bahBAHbah" So good.
@benphone7430
@benphone7430 7 жыл бұрын
cx1735 whenever I get high the song from start to finish plays on a loop and gives me the giggles
@sjeffiesjeff
@sjeffiesjeff 5 жыл бұрын
If it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.
@Wingless-
@Wingless- 7 жыл бұрын
Hey Doctor Yak just wanted to take the time to say thanks for these! It's great to have a wider range of compilations, and you've done such a good job at choosing your topics that sometimes the titles alone give me a chuckle!
@TheComplete
@TheComplete 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joel!
@Musclemaniac
@Musclemaniac 7 жыл бұрын
Joel Cameron I agree these are great, and it probably takes ages to take the clips and arrange them into topics.. keep up the good work
@kikifeno567
@kikifeno567 7 жыл бұрын
Doctor Yak still make my week with the drivel 😂😂
@highhat5229
@highhat5229 6 жыл бұрын
And the man hasn't even felt the need to put adds on it! Now that's a human being.
@Mindilsast
@Mindilsast 2 жыл бұрын
i don’t think
@KirkWilson86
@KirkWilson86 4 жыл бұрын
The slug eating bird poo convo will always be hilarious to me!
@Bghjssjald233
@Bghjssjald233 5 күн бұрын
The best part is the insects he thinks it lives near are spiders, who aren’t insects 🤣
@richardreid7172
@richardreid7172 7 жыл бұрын
I should be so lucky haha
@__D-B__
@__D-B__ 7 жыл бұрын
Richard Reid lol that had me in tears, "we're surrounded by water why we eating knob?" 😂
@nervesinapattern7261
@nervesinapattern7261 4 жыл бұрын
I could eat a knob at night
@captaincringecpt1717
@captaincringecpt1717 3 жыл бұрын
We are surrounded by water why are we eating nob 🤣
@danieljuncos244
@danieljuncos244 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, three ways? Is Steve one of the diners?
@haydenowens1854
@haydenowens1854 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for using your time to upload this haha its brilliant stuff, makes my nights! Keep them coming
@Cowbelly3000
@Cowbelly3000 7 жыл бұрын
Hayden Owens agree, perfect for listening in bed
@robertmcintyre4653
@robertmcintyre4653 6 жыл бұрын
karl's belly in this pic looks like ricky's face lol
@nxgan1088
@nxgan1088 5 жыл бұрын
@1919 ER Trying to appear superior, Christ almighty!
@THECOOLGUYBOB
@THECOOLGUYBOB 5 жыл бұрын
5:49 we've got biscuit. Fakinhell ;)
@lolly5453
@lolly5453 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this, I’m loving these little compilations - I thought I’d heard pretty much everything (although it never stops me listening again and again) but these have turned up a couple of little gems I’d never heard before - which is always a bit of a treat! So congrats on putting sum great content together. You have a new sub 👍🏼😁💓
@mrm5183
@mrm5183 4 жыл бұрын
“Tapas? Ye go on then il av a bit”
@SkrillzDon
@SkrillzDon 7 жыл бұрын
"Im knackered today, and my face feels dry and spotty"
@lucyhurst1586
@lucyhurst1586 5 жыл бұрын
na dats wrong that damned Madeira cake.
@mickieb74
@mickieb74 4 жыл бұрын
Never followed the horse in the pub storey up with "was it called the Nags head" slipping Ricky n Steve, lol
@kevm4035
@kevm4035 5 жыл бұрын
What a great chap Karl is to help send you to sleep at night-Then Ricky wakes you with his terrible loud laugh
@jessee7334
@jessee7334 4 жыл бұрын
Never wakes me up, turn the volume down lol
@avamasquerade
@avamasquerade 7 ай бұрын
That he infuriatingly never finishes
@u2zero2u
@u2zero2u 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Doctor Yak for these awesome vids. Keep up the good work!
@janettefranklin8516
@janettefranklin8516 7 жыл бұрын
u2zero2u yfif
@johnmccullough633
@johnmccullough633 7 жыл бұрын
Cheers Dr yak. good work sifting through all this great knowledge and grouping it.
@senorcoonster
@senorcoonster 3 жыл бұрын
Karl isn't wrong a lot of the time. Its just the way he expresses his ideas.
@archiewall124
@archiewall124 3 жыл бұрын
‘I reckon... we will blend...... all our food’
@anidiquaojala1804
@anidiquaojala1804 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, I'd love to eat mushrooms with Karl and Steve , Ricky too as long as he didn't get frustrated with Karl - it's on my bucket list
@MarkMacc
@MarkMacc 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the upload, these never get old!
@MyOwnEmpire-tk4pp
@MyOwnEmpire-tk4pp 5 жыл бұрын
Steve ... I should be so lucky 😂😂😂
@joefangers8228
@joefangers8228 7 жыл бұрын
Karl eating the worm takes on a strange new dimension when it's just the audio.
@magicman9218
@magicman9218 5 жыл бұрын
I think karl would make a good Buddhist monk
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 9 ай бұрын
Being bald is a good start
@snakez1747
@snakez1747 4 жыл бұрын
why are there so many dislikes?
@PedloProductions
@PedloProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Where is this anti horse pub? We need to protest
@AllyPerrott
@AllyPerrott 4 жыл бұрын
The Tequila worm 😀😂🤣
@appnzllr
@appnzllr 3 жыл бұрын
At one point he said seabirds, if they are hungry, should change their diet. He said he would. If there weren't any pies he would get a pasty. But then when he is in Egypt, and he was hungry, he was begging for chicken and chips. He doesn't do what he says. But the real point is that non-primate creatures have little flexibility. Each creature has its niche when it comes to food. If two creatures are going after the same food, one of them is going to lose out. And that is what humans are doing all over the world.
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 2 жыл бұрын
There a loads of animals that are generalists and eat a wide variety of foods. You're an idiot, play a record!
@possessedslig
@possessedslig 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Rick sounds like he's horizontal at the start
@VRSN.
@VRSN. 4 жыл бұрын
Who's gonna search for a cockroach playing Pacman??
@fifocrew3040
@fifocrew3040 5 жыл бұрын
Karl was right. Nutri bullet. Blending our food. 😂🤣🤔🤔
@fifocrew3040
@fifocrew3040 3 жыл бұрын
@@gsesquire3441 really 🤯🤯 Was the sarcasm strong enough for you to understand it. 🙄🙄
@callumhayes7502
@callumhayes7502 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at old man toffees
@GhostofRhurValley
@GhostofRhurValley 7 жыл бұрын
Its not a molusk that's down on his fucking luck!
@martyfunkhauser4663
@martyfunkhauser4663 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant thanks
@dad_9068
@dad_9068 6 жыл бұрын
Samuel Rhoads gbgv
@dad_9068
@dad_9068 6 жыл бұрын
Samuel Rhoads 1q2e346778900099999999999888665444344455566777ooiiiiii88881112
@storm_filter
@storm_filter 3 жыл бұрын
god bless. cheers with peace and love
@MsHarpsychord
@MsHarpsychord 5 жыл бұрын
I stormed Area 51 and all i got was this stupid Kangaroo Knob.
@krisbest6405
@krisbest6405 Жыл бұрын
Knob, the funniest word out of Karls mouth.
@dwalden74
@dwalden74 4 жыл бұрын
Wet-knee Houston
@danrocky2553
@danrocky2553 3 жыл бұрын
Sam Harris & Karl Pilkington on the amazing race....wow!
@JackT13
@JackT13 5 жыл бұрын
We’ll bLeNd.... all our FOOO OOOO OOOOOOD
@barryfinkle1755
@barryfinkle1755 8 ай бұрын
I always have me foodage.
@Whiplashed
@Whiplashed 7 жыл бұрын
Does this video have the 'foodage' quote!?
@samhall100
@samhall100 7 жыл бұрын
Whiplashed listen from 42 mins :)
@futurefreak8789
@futurefreak8789 2 жыл бұрын
Karl is so cool
@beyondballoons2774
@beyondballoons2774 5 жыл бұрын
This has made me hungry. Now I'm eatting a tin of beans at 1.52 in the morning 😣
@jonnyBB3B
@jonnyBB3B 4 жыл бұрын
I saw an cockroach playing pac man lol
@AllofJudea
@AllofJudea 2 жыл бұрын
Karl is right.
@beemail6983
@beemail6983 5 жыл бұрын
Karl on foodage
@louisasmiles
@louisasmiles 6 жыл бұрын
I'm always glad when the aunty Nora thing ends quickly. Makes me feel so sick.
@MrCheesyBaconBits
@MrCheesyBaconBits 5 жыл бұрын
42:30
@rufusevans7844
@rufusevans7844 Жыл бұрын
Is houmous here?
@alexprentice6648
@alexprentice6648 6 жыл бұрын
I should be so lucky....
@w8m4n
@w8m4n Жыл бұрын
"What? 'Tapas'? Gu on then al av a bit"
@nancyscogin7549
@nancyscogin7549 2 жыл бұрын
1:25:00
@yolkohohno2967
@yolkohohno2967 4 жыл бұрын
Ay guv', lovin' it old son
@nimilshah6689
@nimilshah6689 7 жыл бұрын
25
@Blessedfyah20
@Blessedfyah20 5 жыл бұрын
Started to like these an like Ricky but is it only me but ricky just over laughs on the Karl shows kinda ruins it
@timpissington
@timpissington 5 жыл бұрын
It is only you
@AutonovaAI
@AutonovaAI 4 жыл бұрын
Adam !!!
@iscreamfitness
@iscreamfitness 3 жыл бұрын
If Karl had done Well in School.... He would never have been on the show and known Funny innit
@kayfoulds1492
@kayfoulds1492 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no Carl I think the see through thing was a baby earwig and you've just fed an infestation
@nimilshah6689
@nimilshah6689 7 жыл бұрын
46
@Eric-yp7ho
@Eric-yp7ho Жыл бұрын
We're surrounded by water; why are we eating nob?
@redlady935
@redlady935 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Dilkington
@Baileycake92
@Baileycake92 3 жыл бұрын
Can anyone tell me what the Echo and the Bunnymen song was?
@one5643
@one5643 2 жыл бұрын
Haven’t listened to the whole video but I think at one point I remember them playing The Killing Moon
@iscreamfitness
@iscreamfitness 3 жыл бұрын
I would live If Karl talked at an ivy leage University
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 2 жыл бұрын
You weren't alive when you wrote that?
@prettypointlessvideo
@prettypointlessvideo 2 жыл бұрын
@@AA-hg5fk probably not tbh XD
@firstname2lastname207
@firstname2lastname207 6 жыл бұрын
No dinosaurs for me I’ll just have a yogurt I’m not hungry
@bigrick1226
@bigrick1226 4 жыл бұрын
The damn throat cancer story 🤦‍♂️😂
@nativeproud4160
@nativeproud4160 2 жыл бұрын
Karl should be in charge of the free countries
@carolus7348
@carolus7348 5 жыл бұрын
13:31
@father748
@father748 7 жыл бұрын
do they still do these podcasts
@Whiplashed
@Whiplashed 7 жыл бұрын
Fat Tony nah stopped about 5 years ago
@benphone7430
@benphone7430 7 жыл бұрын
Fat Tony Karl wasn't getting enough time off, needed to keep doing his full time job
@father748
@father748 7 жыл бұрын
Ben Phone i think karl is retired so now there's no chance of em restarting it
@toetaggerh4253
@toetaggerh4253 6 жыл бұрын
new tv series with the dilkster coming out soon
@liamsymes1
@liamsymes1 2 жыл бұрын
Just like a bit of weird art
@nippletwister9212
@nippletwister9212 4 жыл бұрын
35:31
@CasperLCat
@CasperLCat 3 ай бұрын
“He’s got to be punished” - Ricky on Karl. So says the sophisticated atheist celebrity. Amazing how some people revert to their fascist condescending selves, when someone below them in social class offends them.
@kendrabean2868
@kendrabean2868 4 жыл бұрын
Why we eating knob? 💀💀💀
@jackgaulsfitnessvlog4802
@jackgaulsfitnessvlog4802 5 жыл бұрын
Foodage
@jayw6034
@jayw6034 5 жыл бұрын
Might have taken a lot of indigestion...🤭
@daveyjoneslocker4703
@daveyjoneslocker4703 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is Pancake Tuesday
@royboyx2
@royboyx2 7 жыл бұрын
Just a bit of Fruit and Veg.
@theplanetjumper
@theplanetjumper 3 жыл бұрын
FOR WHAT PURPOSE!?
@jessee7334
@jessee7334 4 жыл бұрын
So is Karl playing a character? Hilarious either way!
@VirtanenDK
@VirtanenDK 4 жыл бұрын
No he is not. Look at the TV series. An idiot abroad!!
@allankelly2879
@allankelly2879 4 жыл бұрын
foodage
@aparna776
@aparna776 2 жыл бұрын
If you are having a bad day and feel that you're stupid, just remember that there are people like Karl.
@Sbc-rp9fc
@Sbc-rp9fc 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, the hyena laugh just kills the podcast. Gervais needs to put his face in a pillow every time he wants to laugh like that
@kendrabean2868
@kendrabean2868 4 жыл бұрын
I kind of like it
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 9 ай бұрын
Yes Ricky's ridiculously loud laugh is a nightmare when listening to the show wearing headphones
@oneeyedchef4819
@oneeyedchef4819 5 жыл бұрын
wtf is winge mean
@ollieconroy2674
@ollieconroy2674 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Nilsen to complain or moan
@bigrick1226
@bigrick1226 4 жыл бұрын
You must be American ?
@pixesukola764
@pixesukola764 4 жыл бұрын
The reason we make sure avocados are soft rather than hard is because soft means ripe and those have a much better flavor.
@markobighead3173
@markobighead3173 2 жыл бұрын
It's satisfying to see this 'omglolsorandom' comment got zero engagement or attention in over a year. Stick to video games.
@chrisrodgers9643
@chrisrodgers9643 5 жыл бұрын
Mean
@jessicamain9992
@jessicamain9992 2 жыл бұрын
There should be a new hashtag #oldmaneatingatwix and then a bunch of old men proving Karl wrong.
@leebee5361
@leebee5361 6 жыл бұрын
Rather ALL these excluded Stepehn Merchant.. Carl says what he says, Ricky laughs and makes comments, or asks a few dumbfounded questions.. but Merchant just tries to follow Ricky Gervais' line of questioning, but isn't funny.. really don't see the point in his participation...
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 6 жыл бұрын
Lee Brownlie agreed, the lanky fella is definitely the weak link. When you watch stuff like 'Learn English with Ricky Gervais' where Steve is absent, you see how he's not really necessary to make their conversations funny.
@minners71
@minners71 6 жыл бұрын
Lee Brownlie without Steve these wouldn't work.
@ItzJigz187
@ItzJigz187 6 жыл бұрын
Lee Brownlie beacauae its above your iq. None of them work properly without the other also more to the point it's actually steve and Ricky's show so it wouldn't be the same.
@airindiana
@airindiana 5 жыл бұрын
He’s has funny as a kick in the bollocks. Bloody annoying smug voice too. In fact I can’t stand either of them except Karl. I listen cos I like pilkington but have to suffer his two side show puppets
@lucyhurst1586
@lucyhurst1586 5 жыл бұрын
No I think they’d needed to get rid of Gervais. That “pay attention to me and only me” laugh is very very grating.
@lightgiver7311
@lightgiver7311 2 жыл бұрын
You do realize you can survive without food for days right??? What a sick wuestion
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