Karl Pilkington's Funniest Stupid Moments | Compilation, The Idiot Special

[@jamesbedford9073]

These 3 honestly saved my life ...I'm so depressed I didn't want to be here ....only had them to cheer me up ...not asking for sympathy but they got me thru ..God bless Karl n KZbin ...thank u from the bottom of my heart

[@houseofclown6377]

I’m on that same train .You’ve just got to keep on plodding on 😀

[@jamesbedford9073]

Chin up matey 🙏

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Hope you're feeling better, man 👍

[@richardmoores]

The podcasts got me through some tough times too buddy

[@sharonready5102]

James Bedford .... how are you feeling now ? I do hope u r still OK . I can relate to what u wrote ....I started listening in Oct. 2018 whilst I was in a woman’s refuge for domestic abuse victims . 3 years on and I’m still listening every night before and when I drift off to sleep ......it’s my favourite time of the day TBH ☹️. I’m still depressed but I keep plodding on 🙃. Sending u a cuddle and a hug and wishing you a very happy future .

[@KatieBlue16]

I've listened to these since day 1 when they were originally aired on XFM. I was in my 20s and a young, carefree young woman. Now, I'm 43 in a few months and these uploads to KZbin quite possibly have saved me from going over the edge with my depression more times I care to remember. Thank You for this. Not all Heroes wear capes ❤

[@DJ_Spazzy]

You were there from day one?

[@KatieBlue16]

@@DJ_Spazzy I've listened to them since they were on air from day 1

[@DJ_Spazzy]

@@KatieBlue16 and you've kept up with them since?

[@KatieBlue16]

@@DJ_Spazzy yeah, I'm here aren't I 😁

[@andrewedward3839]

@katieBlue16 same here they have kept me going for years with my mental health glad it helps you too

[@charly2542]

I’ve been listening to these guys for over 10 years now. It started as listening while I went for walks etc and they soon became my comfort. Whenever I’m low or depressed, I turn to these 3 guys . They’ve saved me xxx

[@veronica3986]

Same as....if i need a laugh i turn to these uploads karl can have me laughing out loud. I feel sad for ppl who never heatd these three..🦋💕

[@melanieleathead4459]

Same !! I can repeat these podcasts from heart now. They are my go to every day to keep me going. Absolute god- send!

[@bobbybadbait6974]

Ah not just me then.

[@manmademoonmusic]

I can’t explain how I’m drawn to this , or how it doesn’t get old. But I am, and it doesn’t.

[@helenw8019]

Have listened to Karl, Steve and Ricky every night for the past 9 years or so. Give or take the odd night off. Now I find I can't sleep without listening to them. Such a comfort 😊Noone makes me laugh as much!

[@petenic8504]

So true , I'm a time served xfm fan too , just the best and funny every time

[@aliward1646]

Same

[@tee1up785]

Right there with ya. Puts me to sleep like a baby. Until Ricky’s screeching laugh wakes me up.

[@tomjenkins1989]

I started listening to them in 2013 when I was backpacking and in noisy hostels, now I listen every night before I go off to sleep. And they are still hilarious.

[@grahamsmith1978]

There appears to be thousands of us. Pretty much every night for me for years too.. Have everything on the phone, dip into YT for a mix some nights. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@ryandyar1248]

“I’m using me fables!” Is easily my favorite thing to come out of Karl’s mouth on the radio.

[@joewright9879]

I’d use that for my ringtone.

[@starman4840]

31:30 timestamp (started at the beginning of the bit)

[@KatieBlue16]

Well use ya brain instead! 😁👌🏻🤣

[@r4v4g3r]

Use your brain instead 😂😂

[@veronica3986]

I like karl wondering about what happens if you put a chamelion on a mirror lol 😂

[@rahamabbas7532]

Always sleep listening to their podcasts but Ricky’s laugh always wakes me up 😂

[@PCG1970]

This happens to me all the time too, but I adore that laugh! It’s so infectious 😂

[@willsuttie3683]

You get used to it after a few years

[@Belle-db7gg]

Wish I. Ould hug you

[@veronica3986]

I love to hear ricky do a real belly laugh.when he goes all helpless. Really funny

[@malcomkumar]

Its the calm coolness of Stephen, very brief pause, then Ricky's laugh that sets me off every time😂

[@ZanderFoulner]

Karl is a pure soul, isn't he. "Theres Luxury cruise ships so big that there are some rough areas" - classic Pilkington. His book the 'Moaning of Life' is one of funniest books i've read. Even better than the tv series its based on.

[@adamh8517]

I’m not even joking when I say this but I learnt more from every podcast/radio show they did compared to school. It’s been over 10 years since I’ve found these three and it still never gets old

[@95Daire]

But can you kick yer height?

[@ShannenNight]

Boswell

[@smanvir94]

Its crazy how old these podcasts are early 2000s i mean like in 2011 i thought these were current and it is crazy because its like these were the first podcasts to be called podcasts

[@elleeme9451]

Henry the eighth's wives?

[@jamiehinde9203]

👌🤟

[@jameswoolford2698]

I'm a builder and i listen to these 3 at work, often found laughing out loud! I've introduced them to many of my customers 😂🙌🏻

[@DJ_Spazzy]

More karl fans is always welcomed

[@AA-hg5fk]

Have you got a little hairy fella working for you?

[@lewisappleyard8758]

hopping from building to building just building?

[@veronica3986]

​@@lewisappleyard8758lol 😂

[@alanoshea2132]

Brilliant channel keep up the good work!! The cherry on top is no Ads 👍👍👍

[@rangerwhite7091]

Karl is a brilliant narrator. There’s something soothing about his voice.

[@tee1up785]

Puts me asleep like a baby. 😴

[@robertsmith3672]

Can't stand the Manc drawl. . Not even from this self pitying guy.

[@thelman1983]

Somewhat hypnotic isn’t it

[@jackharle1251]

Merchant shouldn't have a job. Sick tosser

[@the1jxk]

Merchant is underrated he actually gets the best out of Karl 😆😅😂

[@soicybunny]

fr tho

[@jonnnyonion]

king of the one liners Merchant.

[@TheFrostDawg]

@@jonnnyonion MECHANT

[@jackharle1251]

He's a sick tosser

[@Euph3mia]

Feeling suicidal and stressed out, but Karl will always be there to make me laugh. Best wishes to all of the fans - we worship the most incredible man. The almighty “squozen” one.

[@kallumwatts9543]

Been there myself dude, keep the laughs coming dont let it eat up,talk to your people, amd things will improve.stay strong homie❤️

[@Dmog97]

Ngl think 70% of the world population is suicidal and so am I, there’s no hope

[@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv]

“Worship” is a little strong…

[@Euph3mia]

@@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv Speak for yourself. Or get a sense of humour. I’d have hoped you had one if you like XFM…

[@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv]

@@Euph3mia *You* speak for yourself. You’re the one saying “we” worship him. Fucking weird, dude.

[@Baggiolyful]

Thank you for these guys, it’s getting me through some hard times. It really makes me laugh which I haven’t done in a while.

[@jackkinseyoutdoors1321]

Every night, this on with my phone on my pillow, sets me up just right for the next day in work

[@jamiemak]

Love these types of vidoes with the black screens. Great for falling asleep listening to them without the glare of thr screen keeping you awake. Good stuff out of you 👍

[@Simon-fr4ts]

Just turn your screen off. Saves battery too.

[@jamiemak]

@@Crashawsome wow that's great isn't it, well done for that bit of information 👏

[@markm8090]

"I'm using me fables!"- Karl "Use your brain instead" - Ricky

[@jameyjones8757]

What a off these guys are got me through a really low patch aswel so massive thank you.

[@neonvibez5353]

i remember listening to this back in the day. legends and pioneers

[@tomhill4491]

'When Apes go Mental', hosted by Karl Pilkington, coming to Sky One... could be the greatest show ever.

[@robappleton5254]

When’s that on?

[@julierex]

You can't beat this. It is genius

[@alisternaidoo3927]

Boswell incident 👽 🛸

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Was that in New Bexico?

[@andybibby4462]

These three guys are the best drinking buddies possible! But how could we find a pub large enough to accommodate Karl’s JD&coke with his Empire State Building sized ice cube😂🤣😂 These guys have pulled me through dark times since I first listened on XFM in 2002, thanks RS&K👍

[@munster.8978]

I can understand why Ricky gets a buzz from Karl. He's so funny without realising it.

[@richardmoores]

He calls him the most funny unintentional comedian ever

[@robertsmith3672]

Thick people have no idea that is the case.

[@blobcity3591]

@@Helter195 karl is playing a part, they all are.

[@tristanlee8912]

​@@blobcity3591you are right to a point, they play up to their "parts" more as the show goes on and gained popularity but that's why the early radio shows were the best.

[@petitmeowmeow]

Karl reading a review about Karl Kennedy off neighbours and thinking it's his dad... brilliant

[@paulpiker5909]

I'm listening to this in dialysis and loving it 🤣🤣🤣

[@svenred6eard757]

Hope you're doing well

[@paulcunnane4]

Good luck. God bless.

[@paulpiker5909]

I got a transplant in September and I'm flying it thanks 😊 👍👍👍play a record lol 😆

[@joewright9879]

@@paulpiker5909 Karl said they’re doing head transplants now.

[@paulpiker5909]

@@joewright9879 play a record 🤣

[@jasoncaulkin9830]

"Gave it a bit of a rinse" I am dying LOL

[@jennifernabrahamable]

I still LMAO at “rummanging”

[@slayskool777]

These shows are 23 years old and we're still listening to them.

[@jojocamel60]

I wake up some mornings and an episode of this is still on. No matter how crappy I feel I find myself LMAO at 6:00 a.m.

[@rickywood8805]

I love how Karl just takes all the shit Ricky gives him lol what a champ

[@robertsmith9076]

He takes all Rickys crap but not Stephens , mainly because Rick is his meal ticket and he is jelous of Steve.

[@MIKE-TYTHON]

@@robertsmith9076 he wasn’t jealous is Steve he just knew he was a easier target than Ricky

[@turtleanton6539]

Indeed 🎉

[@leststoner]

They wake you up to give you sleeping pills lol.

[@garagoles]

dude i'm knees deep in shit in my life right now, nothing makes me happy and i'm stressed out as fuck trying to solve a thousand problems at once. i've been grumpy and rude for a couple months now due to stress, nothing makes me laugh. i already knew ricky and stephen but for some reason i wasn't aware of karl. i saw my first 'karl video' about two days ago. i still can't think about foodage without laughing to the point that tears come out my eyes. thank you for cheering me up when nothing else could, you goddamn stupidest genius ever.

[@margob6203]

I get you exactly, my story is the same as yours-nothing was able to bring me comfort. I used to watch the Ricky Gervais Show with my grandson years ago when he was about six, we watched all the shows together and laughed our heads off. Anyway, I started listening to these KZbin vids a couple of months ago when I was in a really dark place and it’s helped me so much. I turn the lights out at bedtime and listen, having a great laugh. I always fall asleep before the end though, lol. What’s amazing is that I’ve had to use sleeping pills for several years, but since listening to these I’ve barely had to use them and sleep so much better. These three are a cure for sadness and insomnia. ♥️ Hope you’re feeling better too!

[@jojocamel60]

"Cow hit by train lands on farmers wife". It's 7:00 a.m. I'm laughing my ass off and my neighbors think I'm a lunatic!

[@Wg-zp6gq]

You've absolutely treated us with this one. Sleep well people

[@PilkyPodcasts]

Thank you! Glad you're enjoying the content!

[@LoLsallround]

"you're mixing history with Greek mythology" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanrobinsonmusic4211]

This stuff is pure gold

[@paulcunnane4]

Karl's timing is immaculate.

[@missconstrued4695]

This is brilliant 🤣 really cheered me up

[@adamsansom4822]

I live these three. They all just work together ❤️

[@apdpalta14]

Using me fables gets me every time i swear :)

[@hankochai]

“Whether it was Interflora behind the hit.” Dying. 😂😂😂

[@shenaruddin8072]

Helped me get through some difficult times.

[@bim-ska-la-bim4433]

Karl's poetry is awesome 👍👍👍

[@goob8945]

Excellent stuff. Just stumbled upon Karl p’s genius

[@user-ew7nz3yw2i]

There's a precursor word you've omitted from genius. It's autistic genius you meant.

[@2006MC]

You're so lucky. You have years of entertainment ahead of you.

[@aredub1847]

@@user-ew7nz3yw2i hes not autistic. hes just a dumb knob. bet he votes for boris.

[@user-ew7nz3yw2i]

@@aredub1847 Karl is most certainly "on the spectrum", his learning disabilities alone are an obvious clue.

[@rooty]

Why are ricky and steve so amused by a ship with rough areas? That's an exact description of the Titanic. A huge ship divided into classes.

[@rjohnson9543]

On the Titanic, people in the steerage section were not allowed to leave the area. The funny part was that today's cruise ships are so big that there could he BAD AREAS like an area of town.

[@hawe606]

The poem "Me Ward" is absolutely brilliant 😏

[@kays2720]

This always cheers me up

[@PilkyPodcasts]

Glad I could be of help, Kay!

[@beemail6983]

You know when you hear "oh hello " you it's gonna be good

[@wariscomingkarmaismycomman5851]

Atleast Karl is himself 👌💯 all Steve does is hold Ricky's pockets. Ricky says "jump steve" "how high" he replies. "Bend over steve" you can finish the rest 😂

[@turtleanton6539]

Indeed😮

[@PaddyRoon7]

Tbf that's the dynamic, Ricky & Steve vs Karl. Sometimes he's a mediator but when Karl says stupid shit he joins Rick's side lol

[@wariscomingkarmaismycomman5851]

​@@PaddyRoon7 I suppose it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't for that dynamic but you can't help but think that they need to get off their high horses sometimes when listening to them 🤷‍♂️🤣

[@PaddyRoon7]

@@wariscomingkarmaismycomman5851 They just keep poking Karl until he says something funny, I wouldn't take it too seriously 😂

[@norniron7404]

Is that the Freddie Boswell incident 🤣,p.s this is the best channel on KZbin thank you kind sir 👍🏻

[@IIIIIVEERATIIIII]

Both Karl and Ricky's impressions of a gay man always start with 'ooh!', I wonder if one got it from the other

[@aredub1847]

isnt the other guy gay? maybe its from him.

[@ppleOrchardExplorer]

@@aredub1847 no he has a girlfriend now

[@thesten6982]

Thank you for your work sir

[@RobLewis3]

"It tricks me 'ed" 😂

[@Elliott1986]

"It"

[@louissanderson719]

What episode is the cruise ship one from??

[@through.a.barrel.she.breathes]

You saved my life

[@mscherylb7950]

Can’t fault Mr K Pilkington . What a guy.

[@ancilodon]

@Luke Firstborn Our most valued customer.

[@reeferseasalt]

@@ancilodon he threw it in the bin 🗑️

[@BrandaBrand-fp5cj]

This gets better each time

[@jianblundell6038]

I love that with each "BONG" ricky's laugh increases 😂

[@NiceHatVeton]

The rain man line from Steve was one of the funniest things I ever heard

[@louissanderson719]

Where is that?

[@NiceHatVeton]

@@louissanderson719 Bit starts at 48:39. Gotta hear the whole part to really appreciate it

[@marsh0143]

Karl is hilarious

[@JoyfulJasperJamesCalmClaire]

Karl isnt stupid, he just thinks different.

[@philbecker4676]

He thinks like a child. I remember being 8 years old and saying things like "dogs have human eyes" and "Could you plug up a volcano?" Most people have just forgotten how they thought as children so his ramblings sound more profound than they actually are. Whether that's stupid or not depends on whether you classify children as stupid. I'd say more misinformed, ignorant and very curious.

[@paulcunnane4]

Ly.

[@louissanderson719]

Questioning the point of anti biotics, believing in the monkey news, and applying human like traits to animals is kinda stupid. I love Karl, but do you not listen to him?

[@9livesMtb]

Me fables brought me here 😃

[@LifeOfRy]

9:46 You can hear Karl say "I imagine a lot of people make the same mistake" at the same time as Ricky saying "I like it", which is just as well it was muffled by Ricky talking as he got reprimanded on air during the xfm days when he said "they do all look the same".

[@adz9623]

The cow one 😂 Literally spat some of my sandwich out

[@Riprock296]

Karl definitely kept Ricky relevant! Only reason I even hear Ricky or Stephen’s voice is because I’m listening for Karl

[@FarewellFix]

You’re also listening to something that’s almost 2 decades old. Ricky remained relevant through his own success, which includes Karl. We wouldn’t know Karl if it wasn’t for Ricky, and we wouldn’t of gotten a lot of the content without Stephen telling Ricky to shut up and let Karl talk. Not being rude, just educating.

[@robertsmith9076]

@@FarewellFix Very true being ESN Karl should think himself lucky he met Rick.

[@AA-hg5fk]

@@FarewellFix true but Karl is funnier than both Ricky and Steve IMO.

[@fuckamericanidiot]

I agree with you somewhat, but all of Ricky's shows have been hugely successful - whether they're good or bad 😅

[@juki6377]

​@@FarewellFixI know as much as I dislike Stephen he's necessary to the equation

[@mckill85]

'There's some fella in neighbours called Karl whose dad went bad" 😂😂

[@megan3593]

“It was that big it had rough areas on it” 🤣

[@foodfordudes]

“ cause it tricks me head “ 😊

[@kirstenferguson8204]

I cud listen 2 Karl allday he actually makes alot of sense

[@PeskyMesky14]

Don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing but I can relate to a lot of what Karl comes out with lol

[@Tommy-gu6yb]

how have i never heard the rough areas clip oh my god i’m crying 😂😂

[@angelinterceptor69]

I accidentally came across this podcast. Had never heard of it. Love to fall asleep listening to them. The guy in the hospital who had problems with passing wind, had a colostomy bag, according to Karl. He couldn't control it, especially if it was coming out of his colostomy. I have an ileostomy, I should know. Not very fun but pretty funny, even from my standpoint I get it.

[@matthewswallow1608]

that intro is brilliant with his round little head spinning around xD

[@saxogrammaticus3917]

Never a dull moment with Karl.... these are good friends too...if you don't make fun and insult your friends to their face(s)....are you really friends or just pretending?

[@BeckaEngland]

🤣😂🤣 Rik Waller ..fuck im laughin so much...saviours...tough crowd...we are all here for the same reason lol SAVIOURS

[@joshoshea3194]

22:00 bollocks! When my dad passed away I made several jokes to the lady at the funeral home, she chuckled and also responded! Even if my jokes weren't funny it breaks the tension. Unless you're addressing the nation for some sort of national mourning not having a sense of humour is just fucking weird.

[@foodfordudes]

Ooo hello 🎉 😂😂😂

[@goodtimesswordsbear3.385]

Karl's spiritual IQ is 3.3 times higher than Ricky Gervais's and Stephen Merchant's combined.

[@bensmith5985]

It's a good job spirituality means fuck all then

[@philbecker4676]

What does that even mean? I mean, do you even know what that means? If spiritual IQ means complaining and being miserable 24/7 then maybe.

[@Redman680]

@boogiedahomey You're totally wrong. A nobody trying to look informed. Grow up son, nobody wants to pay you attention. Deal with it.

[@bazglsgw1208]

@boogiedahomey Yes Karl has even told the same story with different endings. One example is his dads mate John the screw at 1st he owned a D.I.Y shop hence the nickname. Then in a later discussion he was a cabbie. There are a few others i have noticed.

[@RatPfink66]

i have the cc on to help with the unfamiliar accents it just called him "Kyle Parkington" it also has a lot of problems with "Toblerone"

[@Andrew-mr8nj]

Karls Humour Is Very Close To The Way I Am. Nearly 20 Years Later, I Find This Stuff So Very Funny. Relate To All. 😅

[@rjohnson9543]

"It tricks me ead."

[@ExperienceLife1990]

As someone who is diagnosed with chronic kidney stones I feel you're pain Karl

[@juliaphillips7963]

I hope you can heal soon

[@Dhb61]

I was rummageging for this

[@groundedkiwi]

I have faith in the WOK, (Wisdom of Karl) Karl, if by any chance you have knowledge of why or how do carpet squares move, I would appreciate your input. I live down under and my squares always move from left to right. Do your squares also move, and if so, in what direction. Time is not in the essence of your reply. Yours in anticipation, P L

[@groundedkiwi]

PS left is North.

[@lunasmyth5250]

There was a old fella passing wind he didn’t even try the cover it up with a cough 😅🤣he really is the best thing that happened to this world🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😁😁😁😆😆😆

[@warbyyyy]

Night everyone

[@karldilkington8802]

Night n that.

[@reeferseasalt]

lol this was hilarious

[@shanefoy3720]

Lovejoy is the name of the program carl was thinking about, he lived in kent i think on the canal on a boat, somewhere down there anyways, he worked as a antiques dealer, a world class antiques lover, he worked for a wonan called lady Jane 😂😂, i watched a few episodes, it was like a comedy/drama, crime show, dodgy dealings etc, a high brow del boy was lovejoy 😂😂😂❤

[@jellehendriks2697]

Karl MVP

[@joewright9879]

0:34 “You had kidney stones sorted..”

[@TJ-Dives]

Do not before bed. You'll be up all night 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TW-ug5iq]

Goodnight peeps

[@monapierson5050]

My all-time favorite is the story of the orrible aunted ouse 😂

[@ThePontiacBandit911]

30:52 I’ve often wondered about this, cos not 5 minutes later, Karl buys a ‘Central London-ish’ flat. I wonder if Ricky gave him some money for the deposit? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@marielkim639]

47:00 I hate when Ricky shouts at Karl, there really is no need for that

[@prodbyjazzy_]

Mate, they were friends, it's not that deep

[@philbecker4676]

Man up a bit, love.

[@blockhead8134]

Mr.K dilkington

[@poopandfartjokes]

Our most valued customer

[@mikeyeee]

I threw it in the bin

[@lazchurchyard1229]

Over the years, that one line has given me a giggle when I really needed it.

[@deadowl833]

G'night, knob'eads. Alrite

[@whatevermakesyouhappy]

The only Brits I can stand listening to 🫶

[@jamesm.3967]

Ah …the Boswell Incident. 😂

[@crystalclearlyclear]

My daughter’s high school hook is Boswell HS so I especially loved that part 🥰 😆

[@leonworden6879]

‘It tricks me ead’