The Corn Man Prophecies - Almost Friday Podcast EP 20

In this episode, get ready for some serious destruction. We catch up with Billy Langdon after his Ayahuasca experience to see if he's a changed man. Plus, Friday Beers' Creative Director Tyler Falbo joins us to showcase some hilarious characters. And that's not all, we've also added the highly anticipated Emily cam.
00:00 Intro
0:35 Emily Cam Reveal
2:59 Liam's roommate had a meltdown
6:30 Characters
22:30 Billy's Ayahuasca Update
35:49 Liam's one and only time doing acid
38:12 How Ayahuasca helped Billy
47:01 Billy and Fringe Guy
48:14 What happens when you die
51:49 Introducing our coworker Tyler
54:37 Tyler's Character
57:15 Even more characters
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[@nicolaspope5599]

Tommy Troubleshoot is the greatest quick hitter on this show

[@calebkdesign]

So glad Billy actually told the follow up. So many podcasts will do a setup for a future ep and never follow through. 👏

[@iamjaredalexander]

the part about billys mom taking in the sadness from the other lady gave me goosebumps. felt that before on a trip and just him describing it made me feel it again for a second

[@slowestjabroni]

the whole podcast should be 50% characters 50% fucking around i love this pod

[@georgeforeman2234]

Having anxiety just hearing Billy’s experience

[@enchilottas8690]

If you've had spiritual experiences on psychedelics, Billy's recollection of what happened is so visceral. The volatility of your trip is proportional to your stubbornness, he nailed it when he said it was because he wasn't submitting.

[@wertyyo]

Character submission Character: Jermaine Jurgins This guy will always invite you to take a hot tub at his house. He gets in first and takes a shit as soon as he gets in. Then asks you if you want to take the turd out or if you're cool with leaving it in and just scoop it out. Really insists that you come in and that's it's no big deal.

[@carstenpfundt]

4:36 Emily's "well... Sorry to all the farmers 😕" was actually hilarious

[@joshchambers5872]

I audibly laughed at the laptop scene in the office and got in trouble with my boss

[@dense331]

We call that a LOL

[@dollsteak020]

@@dense331that is definitely an LOL moment!

[@TheChewingClown]

My laugh sounds like a sneeze so I can say I was eating a coworkers pepper covered ass an im all good👍

[@LSMHQ]

Are you literally not allowed to laugh at work?

[@stephenwatts1494]

Character submission: Character: Chris Kringles Scenario: Father that believes elf on a shelf is real when his wife is showing the kids that the elf has moved. -Stephen

[@mykulcrawford5281]

And for some reason he loves Pringles (A LOT)

[@erichazen7216]

Liam not willing to admit he got got badly is the best character they’ve done 😂 for real tho, y’all have some bangers of characters

[@jakeworm4178]

Discovering Friday Beers characters has reminded me that comedy is still alive

[@SmoothMoose13]

“I’m gonna get my mom and I’m gonna get out of here” “Where are you gonna go?” 😂

[@wolvw]

Emily high key a baddie

[@mattygwavey]

High high high…. HIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHGJFJFJSKAKSHSH second this… yeppersssss

[@dollsteak020]

@@mattygwaveywhat

[@calebsutton76]

@@mattygwaveycalm down bud

[@killathraxx3036]

Y’all call anyone a baddie these days 🤦🏾‍♂️ not to say she’s ugly, I actually think she’s pretty. But jeez

[@Kylecominatchya]

Facts

[@radior0se]

Billy, just wanna relate, the most valuable things I’ve learned from heavy psychedelics came through treating myself for the PTSD they gave me lol. You’re wonderful and brave and I hope you take good care integrating this.

[@grantvanosdel1747]

Loved seeing will encourage emilys characters

[@nicholaskaje]

character idea: bartholemule ritzy: a victorian child that is using a shamwow for the first time and thinks its properties are witch craft

[@tobyG59]

Will that laptop shit was great

[@gerryk1677]

Tyler with a great character for our audio listeners

[@landon1646]

that whale reference is out of pocket🤣

[@connorocall06]

new main character alert

[@nathanphil2248]

This podcast is so underrated

[@MrNiker]

Liam played his character so well of the distraught bystander

[@D0ses]

my record is 1/2 oz of mushrooms in a sitting, made a tea with half n ate the other half whilst chasing it with the mushroom tea. it was a wild ride but Family Guy became my "instantly pull you out of a bad trip" forever after that, n it always worked

[@weezieMD]

Family guy always you used to ground my group but if you want a really crazy fucking ride put on Eric Andre show holyshit it’s wild

[@charles_lang]

Only took 20 weeks to get her a cam lmao

[@zeffery101]

you know the crazy thing is, the first time I smoked weed. It was so intense cuz my friend rips like crazy, that it was basically a spiritual experience. I felt every emotion, I cried like 4 times. I felt this intense discomfort where my entire body felt like there were spiders crawling inside of it. And when the discomfort hit, I vocalizing how afraid I was that it was never going to go away for the rest of my life. That I would be permanently fked up. My friends kept telling me to not fight it any of it. I kept trying to find answers in my discomfort and then when I found the answers I would experience intense euphoria. And there were like 10 of these waves. It felt like it lasted an entire night but it was maybe 3 hours. and one of my most important break throughs is also letting go of feeling judged. I can definitely say all my daily anxiety and loud voices in my head went away directly because of that experience.

[@uselessgarbagehandler]

My first shroom trip was quite mild and fairly incomparable to Billy's, but I dosed an hour or two after my friends had dosed, and I was hungover, and I had a pretty bad trip, mentally speaking. During this time of my life and before the trip, I was quite socially anxious despite seeming quite extroverted outwardly. I couldn't help but consider exactly how what I'd say would be interpreted before I would say it, and I was convinced nobody actually liked me despite having a lot of solid friends. During the trup, and like Billy mentioned, I was ultra absorbed and concerned about what others were thinking about me to the extent I was torturing myself over other people's perceptions. I was convinced I'd peed myeslf, too. When I came out of that trip, the following few weeks I noticed feeling far more confident and less insecure and less concerned about other's perceptions of me. This has lasted for a very long time, but sometimes I feel those anxieties creeping back. My friend had a great analogy for these badder trips. It's like a workout for your mind, you struggled against your fears and anxieties, and then when you start coming down, you feel that relief and recognise you're still alive despite those fears and anxieties having felt so real, visceral and raw in the moment. You've struggled up a mountain in your mind or whatever and made it back down safely. And that's what leaves you with the lasting positive changes.

[@dylaann]

Watching this episode after Fringe Guy came out is really funny I can't even describe it. I love this pod tho

[@britch7286]

I have absorbed someone’s bad trip for them before it’s a real thing you can pass your good vibes to someone in a very physical way or they can pass their bad ones to you in an equally physical way. It’s such a bizarre experience

[@malf7084]

Dearest Almost Friday, I have an 85 page google doc of characters / skits. Due to debilitating insecurity and laziness I cannot make them come to life myself. I would like to make it a donation to your cause. Meet me exactly here in this comment section to discuss further. Make sure of it that you are not followed. Yours truly, Mike

[@almostfridaypod]

Hi Mike, we would love it if you submitted your ideas here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform

[@drizzyenemy4882]

Another great one boys 😊

[@Dmiller15]

I knew Emily was hot just by the voice

[@MilkyxDad]

No way I’m doing a trip right next to a bunch of randos

[@TheSoloFrenzy]

shrooms are great but heavy psychedelics just aren’t for me. the high is too long and when i want out, i gotta be able to get out. i cannot imagine doing ahayuasca. had a bad trip on acid one time with my close friends, my best friends boyfriend just randomly projectile vomited out of nowhere. it tanked everyone’s trip and it was like a nightmare. my best friend found me standing in the living room staring at a lamp and when she asked me how i was doing, i just looked at her and said “i am in hell” and went back to staring at the lamp lmao

[@Abstrakt_YT]

Tommy Troubleshoot 😂

[@drewpinnell9444]

Emily stepped on liams lines during her character

[@longlostlimit]

Dude missed out on the universal knowledge of corn

[@trent3156]

These guys don't miss

[@aidaniscool420]

congrats will on level 13 poison LFG

[@markmanter6508]

“Just enjoy this (life sober) because it can get…pretty scary…” Indeed sir, spot the fu*k on 😅😂 After you get to a certain point with exploring life and your own psychology through drugs, you realize being sober is a trip in itself and sometimes ya just gotta focus on reality…because it’s enough 😅

[@hose3708]

this literally sounds like a Christian camp I went to 😂

[@grantvanosdel1747]

Beautiful sign off from will

[@grantvanosdel1747]

Why tf i feel like i resonate with corn man.

[@_MrWavy_]

running a podcast off a google chromebook, is an alltime gangster move. thats why these guys are fkn GOATS

[@nuk3juice288]

They really went after the babies this episode huh 😭😭

[@yukimonski]

1:00 EMILY

[@sophiakarp1999]

can someone please verify if will was just doing a bit at 53:33 i honestly cant tell anymore

[@grantvanosdel1747]

Billy gets it

[@oliviaax31]

“Spittin that virtol”

[@ajdavis4773]

Emily is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life

[@nuttrubersrevenge]

Thank you

[@dollsteak020]

@@nuttrubersrevenge😭😭😭😭

[@aliviahobbs2301]

can someone tell me what billy did tho? I've done acid but was this acid or mushrooms

[@ritab8355]

iowaska

[@cactusheater7981]

Watched episodes 1 through 20 in one week after I saw them on Cody Ko. Never heard of Friday Beers till then. Love this show, despite the horrendous audio editing. Liam and Will were obviously hired for their ever-growing comedic ability… Emily was clearly not.

[@almostfridaypod]

audio’s gotten better no?

[@cactusheater7981]

@@almostfridaypod the highs and lows have gotten way better. I appreciate that. Far from the audio quality of TMG. Keep working though. Thank you Em

[@aliviahobbs2301]

would billy say what he went through was worth it?

[@BringoDingo333]

YES

[@JackSkehan-yc9qs]

How’s Rusty doing?

[@ncpyro892]

He sounds like a rich kid who switched places with a poor kid for a weekend..

[@Craig_W]

Don't be sorry...I'm glad my time was wasted with all y'all

[@JurWiersema]

Emily does judo?

[@drizzyenemy4882]

Lmfao. It looks like it’s snowing. I see little dust particles floating around every now and then. For the record, I don’t care, but just thought it was funny

[@williambaker3105]

isn't betterhelp the company that sells info they get about their customers during sessions? they turned their tik tok comments off for a reason lmao

[@iceman5994]

15:20

[@kastle4774]

IS CHRIS ISAAK TROY'S DAD?

[@Lil-S3]

-5 stars, I’m sorry I’m sorry, but I enjoyed it a lot.

[@mrharyjessica]

baxter drop it 🤣

[@deaddegenerategeneration7441]

26:03

[@deaddegenerategeneration7441]

Will this month, why y you angry spitting that vitral. Will next month, angry and hates thebpodcast

[@kazuki7226]

One time I hade these mushroom bars they where 15 grams per bar. I ate two and a half mushroom bars in one sitting and I’ll tell you I’m a changed man

[@dylanwood2287]

i love lying too

[@kazuki7226]

The bars I bought from my dealer at the time where called polkadot mushroom bars from doing research they make them in smaller bars and bigger ones and doing my research turns out a lot of them are synthetic mushroom bars and the big ones my dealer gave me was those so I ate shit that was unnaturally strong but nah fam since you don’t believe it means it didn’t happen I was lying you’ve caught me rats got had again 😔 😩 😭😭

[@jones_tm]

I wanted to pull my teeth out and stuff them into my ears when shmemily did that character

[@MossBrothersOutdoors]

Emily

[@drewpinnell9444]

Comment

[@Moistfersure]

Billy calling natives indians and then saying he sympathizes with them was so ironic and fucked lol

[@wildwilliam935]

WHERE IS THE BUZZER

[@yukimonski]

first

[@two-bitmathews8896]

What’s Emily’s onlyfans?

[@tylerbarnes7929]

Emily makes me WANT a bulbous nose.

[@andy.laginess]

You got your producer running this show off a Chromebook? No wonder it's a dumpster fire...

[@andy.laginess]

Should've watched the whole episode before commenting, I'll show myself out... still a dumpster fire though

[@jeffloring3047]

character submisson: timmy tonsils. premise:13 year old sleepingover at his friends house for the first time and these are his thoughts. My take: whys bobby dad telling us to go to bed at 9 whys he tucking in bobby... okay he just kissed his forhead weird okaaaaaaayyyyy now he kissed him on the mouth wtf is happening OMFG HES BLOWING HIM cuts to bobby dad he wipes his mouth "your turn timmy". the end

[@lenenlawless]

someone check this man's harddrive

[@nicholastruscello2381]

Ughhh women….. her character at 18:30 almost made me crash my car head on………

[@britch7286]

Do it next time

[@yohanscold2149]

So, you’re telling me, Billy met fucking Chicomecoatl and said, “Nah, I’m good.” 🤣

[@koolaidman5663]

[@scgtyur]

Emily’s characters every time: “guys like did like you like I mean like did like” stfuuuuuu