The Corries --- The Loo Song

One of the many Corries comedy songs. I'll be posting more soon-------
check out www.corries.com for Corries DVDs and CDs

[@davidroyer5049]

This is even better than the original joke,which is age old.

[@uncledarkchoclate]

"Well with a rebel cry of glee he hauled me oe'r his knee" , lol it gets me every time. The image of the scene just pops in my head and makes me smile every time.

[@manjujain3148]

sexy brunette teen

[@kathrynp8080]

This song reminds of the outside loo in my grandparents garden. It was right next to the old Anderson bomb shelter, and painted a dirty horrible sh.tty sludge colour 😜. Happy days!

[@nickystripe3303]

🤣🤣🤣 my mother’s parents had an outhouse and you had to go all the way through the cornfield to get to it. I never would go after dark.

[@TheScunneredMan]

Based on an old joke, but very cleverly put together into a song.

[@TonyTheDriver100]

Hahahaha! You know what is coming.... like an avalanche charging down a hill.... which it makes it all the funnier! Bloomin' hillarious! Thanks for posting.

[@14han08r]

I was born in Arkansas, me mammy was a squaw, pappy hailed from Timbuktu There's one thing I recall that I hated most of all Was that little green shed, our Loo It had a Cedar shingle roof, I swear that was the truth Hinges all rusting and corroding, 'twas a ghastly shade of green The worst you've ever seen, it stood there at the bottom of the garden Well one day when I was six, I was chopping at some sticks When a nasty little gleam came to my eye I ran down to the John and shoved it off the lawn In to the river flowing gently by Soon my Pappy called my name, he yelled "Hey, what's ya game?" Why did you shove our privy in the drink Well then I shook with fear and shed a little tear I said it wasn't me I didn't think It had a Cedar shingle roof, I swear that was the truth Hinges all rusting and corroding, 'twas a ghastly shade of green The worst you've ever seen, it stood there at the bottom of the garden Then my Pappy told to me, how George Washington, felled the tree Then he went and owned up straight away And he because he told the truth, that honest youth foresooth His Pappy didn't punish him that day Well, me being a little green, I thought I'd best come clean So I told my Pappy how I sank that shack Well, with a rebel cry of glee he hauled me o'er his knee Proceeded to wop me blue and black It had a Cedar shingle roof, I swear that was the truth Hinges all rusting and corroding, 'twas a ghastly shade of green The worst you've ever seen, it stood there at the bottom of the garden Since I hadn't told a lie, I asked my Pappy why He sat there and he answered with a frown Well, George Washington's pappy, he, wasn't sitting in the tree When that little b****** went and chopped it down

[@loyolean]

Still going strong in 2019!

[@Bryan198026]

LOL gotta love the ending!

[@ransnglads8879]

a little gem

[@johndewar3274]

brilliant

[@Pearly056]

I really love this song It makes me laugh!!

[@Drewhelen]

Fabulous

[@physcogirl14liz4life]

luv it!

[@Dr.JesseLiang]

awesome

[@martyboy1872]

listen to the words an write them doon

[@mirfennec]

I was born in Arkansas, me mammy was a squaw, Pappy hailed from Timbuktu.. There's one thing I recall that I hated most of all Was that little green shed, our Loo (REF) It had a Cedar shingle roof, I swear that was the truth Hinges all rusting and corroding, 'twas a ghastly shade o' green The worst you've ever seen, it stood there at the bottom of the garden Well one day when I was six, I was chopping at some sticks When a nasty little gleam came to my eye I ran down to the John and shoved it off the lawn In to the river flowing gently by Soon my Pappy called my name, he yelled "Hey, what's ya game?" Why did you shove our privy in the drink Well then I shook with fear and shed a little tear I said it wasn't me I didn't think (REF) Then my Pappy told to me, how George Washington, felled the tree Then he went and owned up straight away And he because he told the truth, that honest youth foresooth His Pappy didn't punish him that day Well, me being a little green, I thought I'd best come clean So I told my Pappy how I sank that shack Well, with a rebel cry of glee he hauled me o'er his knee Proceeded to wop me blue and black (REF) Since I hadn't told a lie, I asked my Pappy why He sat there and he answered with a frown Well, George Washington's pappy, he, wasn't sitting in the tree When that little bastard went and chopped it down

[@aoe9857]

Ronnie Browne looks like Julian Assange.

[@ericthomson2768]

Lol

[@murdochmclennan3510]

AOE. Ronnie Browne does NOT look like Julian Assange; he is much better looking than Assange.

[@dorothywillis1]

But they wouldn't call it a "loo" in Arkansas!

[@Bramicus]

I changed the first verse to make it make sense for America (and not get you 'canceled' for using the 'squ__' word): I was born in Arkansas where my mammy met my paw. Pappy hailed from up north in Missou. Well there's one thing I recall that I hated most of all. Was that little green shed, our crapper-oo.

[@Bryan198026]

What happened to Sound the Pibroch?

[@northscot9862]

THE ENGLISH ARE SCARED AE SCOTS HEARIN IT. SAOR ALBA GU BRATH

[@murdochmclennan3510]

I do not like the insinuating tone of this song.