The CP Podcast: Dinosaurs, Earth's Age, & High Sheep

What up! This week, we discuss the situation going on in Palestine. We also discuss dogs, sheep, dinosaurs and alligators. We speculate what Earth's actual age is and how old we think it actually is. Stay tuned to hear our favorite white people songs.
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[@girlfromdabay93]

I'm Jewish and stand with Palestine. I don't condone all of the tactics Hamas is doing, but it's the same as what Israel has been doing to Palestinians for 75 YEARS! Who are we to criticize how oppressed peoples fight back?

[@KashWill9]

Exactly.. some of Hamas tactics I don’t agree with but I definitely root for the oppressed side every time. Overall I wished they’d all just put there differences aside, work together and flourish but I’m not sure that will ever happen.

[@girlfromdabay93]

@@KashWill9 how are the oppressed supposed to work with the colonizer?

[@KashWill9]

@@girlfromdabay93 the colonizer will have to take accountability for their horrible choices, make amends and help the oppressed re-establish. It’s an ideal view but may the past be the past and build something anew for the future. What do you think?

[@girlfromdabay93]

@@KashWill9 I don’t see that ever happening, unfortunately

[@KashWill9]

@@girlfromdabay93 yeah, unfortunately 😕

[@cavhaynes]

CP was definitely looking into the camera on all his sonograms

[@JaDedby88]

😂😂😂

[@MrJmazing1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shatikmiles5029]

Absolutely LOVED this episode 😂😂😂❤❤😅😅😅....Mya was loud AF😂...CP did a whole set...hilarious!!! Completely on BRAND😊

[@shannonblue6810]

Maye just YELLING at this point 😂

[@jasminesimpson6886]

I swear she was loud! Lol love her

[@divineintervention212]

I'm glad Mya is back but I low-key miss the special guests. Especially Dwann B.

[@Vexed711]

The views were lowkey up more with the guests

[@juwop254]

We need the Dwann & Mya episode man

[@djtravobama]

Yall know Dwann has a podcast called "hotep-ish"

[@BrodieLTW]

Black Ron and Kraig were prob my fave guests

[@ThraxioLarge]

You mean Bizarre from D-12

[@gaetanadixon333]

We need a paranormal episode for Halloween!

[@halo-august3452]

Yes !

[@macmainemusik5913]

CP and gang ghost hunting special for Halloween? Can I get a Hell Yea

[@mikef2609]

Maye saying "they Took the Land cause they won Wars" so casually is Craaaazy. That doesnt make it Morally acceptable.

[@stormyj14]

I agree with Mya on most things.... but she didn't sound like she was as read up on this stuff as she is on most things..... she was mostly waffling through this.

[@RKfMaster]

@@stormyj14yeah you can tell she was just parroting what she’s heard Zionists say

[@zeyh863]

Yes the state of Israel defended itself from 5 invading Arab armies. It’s just so sad to see ppl taking sides with knowing almost no context about this situation… Do you the holy book of the Arabs (Quran) talks about destroying Jews? Do you Hamas is not a nationalist organization, it’s an Islamist religious organization that wants to to wipe out ALL JEWS from “Palestine” and start an Islamic state

[@BlackMigo702]

Didn’t even stop to think “hey, remember cointelpro?”

[@DFSSGMNG]

Cp just naturally hilarious 😂😂

[@alejanboom4520]

Maya got that skewed European perspective of the war lol. Israel took that land by gun fire. Yt want the world to forget what they do and then act clueless when people punch back smh

[@lightbear939]

I've been saying this since earlier episodes 😂 she's lowkey r 🚗 💨🚙 cist, but our people are so passive we let our "friends" slide without telling them about theirselves. It's a shame smh

[@WillieEarlSon]

Yeah she’s definitely a “well the European standard is this so it has to be right”

[@meechy9166]

‼️‼️🎯🎯

[@zeyh863]

They didn’t take the land by war. Jewish immigrants bought land, when they declared a state on the land they bought 5 Arab nations attacked them because the did not want a Jewish state in a Muslim land.

[@willotreez8899]

And spoken with so much confidence...it hard to watch

[@Pure_Presha]

C'mon CP...you gotta have an episode with Reggie Bo & Maye!

[@brieanaduckett-graves6234]

Maye might walk out😂🤣😂

[@williamhayward9009]

18:21 maya don’t be knowing nothing she be talking about some times. Her Israel take was nonsense.

[@goldensilence1984]

What part?

[@williamhayward9009]

@@goldensilence1984 That isreal won its land through wars. And that is had the land for so long when it’s only been 73yrs. Just her whole thing was wrong.

[@tjeezy845]

This whole situation is sad you can say look what Palestine has done.. but no videos but we do see the videos of Israel bombing the Gaza Strip which is pretty much the same as there own land which is crazy and another attitude at the end of the day all we can do is pray for peace wtf can we do besides have an opinion that doesn’t matter to anyone when in the next few days the same people upset will be upset about the next issue in this crazy world n Mya definitely went pro Israel without even saying it which is crazy

[@josephmorgan4834]

Fam, this situation didn’t start yesterday. Palestinians have been resisting since Israel’s inception. Should we demonize Haiti for killing its oppressors? A literal slogan during the Revolution was “coup tet, boule kay,” which translates to “cut the head, burn the house.” Or should we demonize Nat Turner for his “rampage” against his oppressors?

[@brt5061]

That was the 1st time I’ve ever seen CP speechless after hearing humans taste like pork 😂😂😂😂

[@Mr_Darius0070]

Baby gurl ..stay outta politics 😂😂😂😂

[@lightbear939]

Was going thru some tough times but you had me rolling today 😂 thanks for the extra 30 min too well appreciated 💯

[@Hinokami777]

CP you should watch the movie “They Live”. Alien horror/action movie but with the hidden messages on par with They cloned Tyrone! Starring Roddy Piper and Keith David. It’ll open your mind up more

[@SetInTheWestDoc]

cosign, They Live was a documentary, according to Carpenter. They Cloned Tyrone is the modern day They Live

[@ToxicityE]

Maye came with the dark topics this episode. Congrats on the baby! ❤

[@eastzoobridge]

I always liked Guns N Roses - Welcome to the jungle and Bon Jovi - Livin' on a prayer. My guilty pleasure white boy songs lol Btw, Kenny Loggins song from the Top Gun soundtrack was fire too 😂

[@cwa659]

Just because you win a war doesn’t make the original seizure of land justified. Did I miss something? Mya’s pov is biased and flawed.

[@josephmorgan4834]

!!!!! ❤❤❤❤

[@josephmorgan4834]

Yup, by her logic, Europeans “won” native lands in the “Americas.”

[@tornado649]

Lmfaooooo " I trust the people who have eaten other humans" that is what I call empirical evidence. Mya is legit af!

[@UmiEarthGoddess]

She’s too legit to quit at this point. 😂😂😂

[@mh1970]

That shit sounds crazy without any context. It sounds like the last thing you'll ever hear a person say

[@Quinsanity434]

Cp singing white boy classics, content overload.

[@perfecttiming9197]

CP really took off with this podcast move. Gained the title on Roast Me and kept goin but with a different aspect combined.

[@googleemail4960]

CP used to be a furby back in the day

[@perfecttiming9197]

😂😂

[@avery3787]

Maya’s take on the Israel Palestine war is so bs

[@divineintervention212]

Most people don't realize they've been running a open air prison over there for years and the Palestinians just had enough of the bs. 😕💯

[@TheSlimeBaller]

She gets on my nerves Dawon should have been the new host

[@antoniorosado3519]

She didn’t even have a take lol

[@TheReal5limeB4by]

Hey man, she a new mommy guys let’s not do all that there’s people that’s actually dead from this

[@TheReal5limeB4by]

I understand what you’re saying though. I get it.

[@SpicyOriginal]

Not “high chop fades” 😂😂

[@pericopinero1035]

Shoutout to CP for pointing out that Palestinians are sliding back.

[@KINGOFBROOKLYN3]

The black Uncle Charlie from Bone thugs eyes 😭57:02

[@gworldwide]

I need a High Chop Fade! W/ a side of sweet tea 🤣🤣🤣

[@zion5522]

I’m tryna get an episode on The Banned Books of the Bible

[@thedon7180]

Enoch and dragons!!!!

[@lightbear939]

Y'all want more myths?

[@sheba8571]

Lol rod wave sampled hey there Delilah for the last part of his song lyrics. It was a crazy experience in my mind hearing it. By your side by Rod Wave

[@jackiehernandez3444]

These thumbnails been lit lately lol

[@angelh6345]

Love mama maye popping in Congratulations to the new parents ❤❤

[@EMEBYRRD]

He said the dog face looked like a fruit snack 🤣🤣

[@sharronjohnson6592]

The baby that would say “Your Not The Momma” is the same guy who did the voice of Elmo!

[@divineintervention212]

Is it the same guy who caught those SA charges ?

[@jamaririptoe8555]

I would like it if ya'll spoke more about global issues. Including central Asia and Africa. There's been like 6 coups this year and governments successfully ousting their oppressors. I feel like if you guys are pro-the people. These are conflicts that could also could fuel a world war.

[@Meshiapatrice]

Cp imagination is wild😂😂😂😂😂

[@Yi_Tv_Sir]

HIGH CHOP FADES!!!!! 🗣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@shaquillesunflower8898]

😂 I have so many white bops “Electric Feel” by MGMT, “Walking on a dream” by Empire of the Sun, “Mr. Brightside” and “When You Were Young” by the Killers and classic “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins 1:03:49

[@bmobrad]

Love the CP podcast ❤

[@UmiEarthGoddess]

CP’s Ronnie voice is unmatched 😂😂😂

[@44musicgroup21]

1. Ariels - S.O.A.D 2. Chop Suey - S.O.A.D 3. Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana 4. I write sins not tragedy - panic at the disco

[@nyz6685]

Don't Stop Me Now by Queen is my favorite

[@thedon7180]

Ita Bohemian rhapsody or a phrophets song for me. Queen is dope.

[@juanla5243]

Maye looking so good......respectfully of course

[@riznellousfactory]

Yea she is beautiful 😍

[@divineintervention212]

She's a very cute young lady.

[@naturalscratcher9498]

8:36 He’s talking about Priscilla🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The guy said “you’re not for the streets Priscilla” and she said “MEOW😡”…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@naturalscratcher9498]

Thanks cp!!!💜💪🏾

[@fit_with_mo]

OMG, I LOVED “Land of the lost” the TV show❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️ No one evaaa remembers that show, CP be knowin’ about everything😂 It’s amazing over here❤❤❤️❤️❤️💪🏾💪🏾

[@ShaeLaird]

CP, you make my day!! 😂😂😂😂

[@sharronjohnson6592]

My husband liked “Jump around”

[@tunit33k]

WE IN HERE!!! 👽🛸👽

[@deecee9480]

Let's get it!!

[@VideoKitchen1]

🎶 " Forget about it, 🎶 Forget about it, 🎶Forget about it, 😂😂😂😭😭💀

[@BlackWeldgod]

We got to protect Max from the drama 😂 🐶

[@gaetanadixon333]

I remember I couldn’t even bring up dinosaurs outside my house and I use to be obsessed with dinosaurs and would dig for bones in my backyard. However when I went to church I couldn’t talk about it because according to them the earth began with Adam and Eve. Once I got in trouble because I asked who made the dinosaurs and why didn’t they talk about them in Sunday school

[@reeseb378]

When they can't explain you're wrong and out of line

[@Hinokami777]

Smh that’s so trash. When we clearly have dinosaur bones. That’s a fact. They still try to dismiss it and make it seem demonic cause the Bible didn’t talk about it ? I think the Bible did mention leviathan and behemoth which I assume were dinosaurs

[@lightbear939]

They can't explain God nor Dinosaurs

[@Chris512B]

That thumbnail is wild

[@sharronjohnson6592]

If you die cats will eat it’s owner’s eyes.

[@Eddie_Sto]

I like that Newport box background.

[@bayareahustles]

I’m here for Mya! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

[@kevzzyz]

Maye went full New York and I'm here for it.👀

[@sharronjohnson6592]

Never let your kids see terror, that clown messed with my spirit.

[@6lackgato]

I miss the special guests!

[@TheLakers81]

Me too

[@misizkash]

agreed

[@sharronjohnson6592]

I have never seen a dinosaur bones of an entire dinosaur.

[@ChuckaVsTheWorld]

Panic at the disco- i write sins not tragedies Chris Stapleton- Tennessee Whiskey Fleetwood mac- Dreams Bobby Caldwell- do 4 love

[@ChuckaVsTheWorld]

Dinosaurs was a spinoff/parody of family matters if I'm not mistaken

[@misizkash]

can we go back to guest format? Or even just CP alone

[@leekotvfilms5236]

Yooo the topics be fire

[@gloryfades4110]

The dinosaurs is all-time TGIF classic

[@JaDedby88]

I randomly remembered coloring in a The dinosaurs coloring book..they were a big deal at that time

[@RonDonProductions]

Maye came in heavy with the propaganda 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@josephmorgan4834]

!!!!!! She’s too educated to have said what she said.

[@WillieEarlSon]

Drowning pools first album still get heavy rotation

[@KBS1ELEVEN]

Bruh! Your "Ronnie From The Chi" took Me Out😂😂

[@airkush257]

This was the funniest episode and CP is a lowkey marketing genius. The ideas and the soft sales "F with da tens" is genius. Sound like a gang recruiter lol.

[@sharronjohnson6592]

I don’t believe people could have lived around a T-Rex

[@macmainemusik5913]

CP and gang ghost hunting special for Halloween? Can I get a Hell Yea

[@ChuckaVsTheWorld]

Here is a pig story lmfao literally dropped right after this

[@ojordan1986]

Cp fuccin hilarious Santa got shot 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@JayWatch23]

It’s good to see you’re still putting out content. I guess r.i.p to where it all kinda started “Roast Me” .. but r.i.p to my personal favorite “Roast This” ..nothing more sacred than clowning and kicking shit with your brothers and peers. Roast This carried me through the pandemic and beyond. Sucks to see it just disappear. I was rocking even when it was just you and BLew.. I’d still lmao.. but like I said.. glad to see you stop working bro. Much love and respect to you.

[@angelh6345]

Love this podcast Congratulations on the new pups CP Cp so damn hilarious and brilliant The max bit was hilarious asf

[@jamesw7174]

I hope y'all get to see this comment. I saw Mya touch on gnosticism several pods back and I would like to hear y'all thoughts about gnosticism vs Christianity and it's comparisons.

[@tinobeans4310]

I been trynna remember the name of that show for years! Land of the lost.

[@tanniliya]

Amen Cp Ty for stating facts! Free Palestine❤

[@keliefhassan2259]

Mya you are so misinformed. Free Palestine!!

[@sharronjohnson6592]

I’ve spent two weeks there in 2019, Jewish people have to serve in there military by age 18, we walked around Jerusalem and saw 18 year olds walking around in uniform with large military gun, in the city.

[@Mr.ovarymassager]

Mya love you lady , but your super smart you jus some times over look the OBVIOUS

[@Don.Latto44TV]

Already made my morning 👏🏽☀

[@augustufouria7663]

Looks like at least one of those images were of the created by an AI generator. In the one with the pile of ashes.

[@mefilmmaking]

🔥🔥 as always

[@JayStallworth]

Curry goat is fire CP!

[@justwhy6892]

Now they got a show called La Brea on NBC. Peacock just let me watch the first episode.

[@lorenzocruell313]

"ALL STAR" by Smash Mouth is the song

[@MnplyTV]

Bruh my 🐶 name Max & I got em during pandemic 😂😂

[@Mojo_Goj0o]

Say it louder Amir there were no beheaded babies. Mya watches to much Fox News. Get yo tongue off those boots 😂

[@TheManOfLove]

Wondering what CP is gonna say this week

[@Cjbrown2x]

Everything

[@brieanaduckett-graves6234]

@@Cjbrown2x😂😂😂😂

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

Yall know the baby story is fake right straight propaganda

[@tenchu0siris]

Merle Piebald French Bulldog, merle is a genetic pattern that can be in a Micro French Bulldog's coat. Merle French Bulldogs come in different colors and patterns and can affect all coat colors. The merle gene creates mottled patches of color in a solid or piebald coat and blue or odd-colored eyes.

[@Carolina-zo9io]

@4:15 I can picture the lil Frenchie opening he door with a lil loose wife beater on drunk, talking shit

[@tjay-gs2up]

Why no questions asked with the goats??

[@sharronjohnson6592]

It’s like back and forth who has the land,

[@VVS_VDOE757]

Max let the choppa sing congrats papa CP

[@melloyello1573]

All time favorite white song what you won’t do for love by Bobby Caldwell😮‍💨‼️‼️‼️

[@KBS1ELEVEN]

I've told My Mother,since I was younger..I Remember being in Her womb

[@TheNairobistar254]

the war topic sounded biased from mya's point of view. all information we have is just given to us. just pray for the dead and keep it pushing.

[@JeremyRashadWatson6]

Bro why is she even on the show if she don’t believe shit that go against science lmao she so closed minded it hurts

[@TheLakers81]

Whoever says this administration is doing a good job is ignoring how bad our country is doing right now. Economy, education, lesser family values are all at a all-time low.