The Craziest Confessions On The Internet

[@Kawaiikitten0211]

“That’s one of the most dangerous triangles, besides the Bermuda triangle” lord I’ve missed this man’s wisdom

[@rorielomanto434]

Greg's laughs in the background always kill me, like he's so proud of the posts he chooses to show to Joe

[@blueturret5596]

The hole in the condom story was legitimately so fucked up. The guy literally ruined that girl’s life and left his kid to grow up without a father all because he was too scared to be honest about himself. I hope the girl and the baby are doing well and I hope the guy is doing absolutely terrible.

[@caitlyn7343]

Up until the end I suspect this guy was my dad. Glad it’s not.

[@Shakodancer16]

I hope at some point she sued him for child support

[@firefly8589]

He didn't leave the kid though, the parents are probably the ones who made the choices for the girl.

[@laurahamilton8868]

I feel terrible for that girl and hope like hell that her life is better now.

[@tomf4122]

i hope they're both alright but i hope the guy learned his lesson and makes amends in the future

[@anthonyorsini]

Joe just gets it. "If you're gay just be gay!"

[@ayashalinzey8856]

“I love that gay shit” 😂😂😂

[@mirrrstery]

His takes are so refreshing after seeing all these stupid little boys on these podcasts lol

[@savannahleblanc7848]

Bro I just spat my fucking pop everywhere when he said, HOLD IT after reading are you ready for the main course 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@slntbtch]

Not gonna lie, I read that as poop and I was like 😱

[@savannahleblanc7848]

@@slntbtch lmaoooo oh my god 😭🤣

[@firstmatemcbitey5553]

I usually watch while I am eating dinner 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@franciscolaurean8550]

​@@slntbtchI had to read it 3× to figure out it was pop

[@thephalange8630]

Se*ual orientation doesn't mean sh*t to a baby with no father. He should feel terrible. No matter what you go through in life, no matter where you stand on things, no matter what your beliefs are, no matter what time period it is, nothing ever matters more than a child. Children aren't asking to be born, if you make a mistake, you have to live with the consequences!

[@Itskcdiaries]

But the reason they slept together was because of homophobic. Plus no one is talking about that special staight people

[@jawpyyy]

womp womp

[@kayl3319]

"if your gonna get nailed in your heiny, just eat a tiny....bit of food" lmfaooooo

[@fireruby1882]

THE SLAP TO THE KID ONE MADE ME CACKLE 😭😭

[@hebrewhammer4086]

Not sleeping with a girl at 14/15 is not something to be ashamed of, its called literally BEING NORMAL...

[@Matthew-of7xi]

Ooo l

[@Geo_TV]

Look. I agree with you honestly but when I was growing up, bragging about your sexual advancements, especially at that age, you would be a king. Maybe Nevada is just weird, to be fair, Nevada is pretty dangerous so maybe just maybe I'm the weird one for Trying to find some logic to this.

[@hebrewhammer4086]

@@Geo_TV I mean yeah at your age you think your cool And all until you have a kid in high school and screw up your young life. But when you get into your 20s you realize it was smart not to.

[@Geo_TV]

@@hebrewhammer4086 I'm 27. But ya, it sounds cool in hindsight at that age and point in your life, especially if you're a dude, but for the other person, especially if person B is a girl, you did mess up her life sure it was fun and she probably enjoyed it too but at the end of the day, it was a mistake for both of you, unless you stick to like Hand and mouth stuff then I don't see any problem a guy would complain about that.

[@hebrewhammer4086]

@@Geo_TV agreed. But that's a huge problem in our society ATM. No self control.

[@ChrisYoutubization]

These videos are the fucking best lol Joe could read these out for 12 hours straight and i'd watch the shit out of it

[@jayfathbone]

Srsly I‘m always sad it‘s so short 😁

[@Mashy8722]

Facts 😂😂

[@ILoveMeMore9947]

SAME❤❤❤🎉

[@lovemohawks]

The fact he said “This is for fucking Pixie” and that’s my cats name 😆 😂 and that would be 😆 Joe always makes me laugh so hard it hurts my stomach 😂

[@scopie49]

"This is for fucking Pixie" is an entirely different confession. "Pixie" makes me think of the webcomic Pixie and Brutus. Cute comic about a kitten and a retired war dog.

[@laurenhansen0722]

My cats name is Pixie too😂

[@cbailey18b]

My Siamese is named pixie too

[@ItsAlannaBanana]

That poor girl. Had a baby as a teen, was for sure slutshamed and bullied, had to move, her entire life changed.

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

I agree that man is a terrible father. The fact that he abandoned his kid and doesn't even know his kid's name or if it's a boy or a girl goes to show how terrible he is. Just be gay

[@EatAnOctorok]

@@DustyJones1997BGCL Uh-huh. "Just be gay" in the fucking 80s. You're clearly Gen Z or later, if you're still being sheltered from the hate crimes that take place even now.

[@MultiNKnight]

It seems as though you know more about this than you are letting on...

[@kazzle_dazzle6]

@@MultiNKnight you're acting like there aren't teen moms and stories that get out. you have to be a clown to believe otherwise

[@MultiNKnight]

@@kazzle_dazzle6 No, I am not assuming the outcome of a situation with a little evidence, you should try it sometime

[@sydneylocke2528]

Glad you clarified scat fetish. I def thought he was addicted to skipadee ba bop

[@robertschwartz4810]

The beekeeper is a GENIUS.

[@pah3108]

😂😂😂

[@zurolegend1721]

I always love these type of videos. Hopefully one day we get a 2 hour long one as they are always hilarious lmao

[@janettem1034]

The irony of promoting rocket money to "budget" then promoting prize picks to essentially gamble lol

[@ImminentFates]

Until now I didn't know there was a good reason to assault a minor as a 25 year old

[@jennifersaunders5547]

😂😂😂same

[@abcdefg54321x]

UNTIL NOW being the key words😂

[@honeyshemp]

read this before I saw the context in the vid and was so confused 😭😭

[@ImminentFates]

@@honeyshemp lol

[@BENBOAG]

One of the best videos you've done for a good while, Josephine.

[@Samvanderburg]

PLEASE make these once a week. Or even three times a month. These vids are gold, i look forward to these even more than TBY

[@ConnorMiller417]

I love these videos because it just reminds me of how thankful I am to not be one of them. Some people are just insane! 😂

[@DJ-Cassie]

"Its got like an umbrella and a dildo in it" lmaooooo😂🤣😂

[@Alucardd-tt8eb]

14:04 it’s crazy how people put alcoholic drinks and sexuality in the same category, and think that one has influence over the other. Drinking a martini doesn’t make you gay, and conversely drinking carbonated toilet water with the label “Busch Lite” doesn’t make you straight. What they do say about you is one person prefers their beverage to taste good and the other has to condition themselves so they can feel better about liking something that tastes bad. That’s exactly why people say beer is “an acquired taste”

[@nikkireigns]

So you’re not a beer guy, huh?

[@JPer811]

You’ve definitely been made fun of for drinking a girly drink

[@Alucardd-tt8eb]

@@nikkireigns I don’t mind some beers. I like Heineken and Blue Moon, and I enjoy the Irish Car 💣 my brother and I do every year for his birthday. But I won’t lie and say that a Heineken tastes better than a vodka cranberry.

[@Alucardd-tt8eb]

@@JPer811 it’s a drink. How is it girly? Do the drinks you consume normally have a gender associated with them? That’s kind of weird.

[@JPer811]

@@Alucardd-tt8ebsome drinks are girly lol. Keep sipping your martinis

[@easyglistening]

2:20 At a bar a guy saw me and asked my friend “hey, does your friend like short guys with little dicks? I thought it was hilarious and it was endearing in a way 😂😂

[@heypanini8254]

how do you respond tho lolll

[@betthatonegaming6683]

Ahh, the ole “lower their expectations so they are pleasantly surprised” trick.

[@Noledad77]

The internet almost never disappoints, and today is no different. There are some really messed up people out there, and I'm here to laugh at them, and in some cases, with them.

[@harveyquinn3535]

Joe gotta be one of the funniest guys out there rn. Bro should be a comedian

[@amemooress6291]

I love when Joe goes through reddit 😂😂😂 Someone tell him to read the classics. The ones people wish they could unread.

[@GetZeducated]

You know what we want. More PEOPLE OF WALMART

[@HomeTrees]

YEAH WE DO

[@GetZeducated]

I don’t think he reads the comments

[@HomeTrees]

@@GetZeducated I think he does, well idk but he used to at the start of his channel. All we can do is try to boost this comment and pray to God he gives us people of Walmart 🙏🙏

[@GamingHighlightsss]

No I like these vids better

[@HomeTrees]

Idiots of the internet is also a good classic he should bring back

[@charlottejacobsen2271]

I love Greg’s little laughs

[@kendeylbadger2606]

There was a fist fight with 2 old ladies over a toaster in my grandmas old folks home so I think there’s plenty of drama in them.😂

[@nikkireigns]

“Get nailed in the hiney, eat a tiny…bit of food”😂😂

[@shaunah.creations9233]

I love Joe's reactions so much to these lol. And you seem like a chill dude 😂

[@abbyb6958]

5:50 I’m disabled and might need a wheelchair in the future and this is genius😂

[@starheartskull15]

cant believe that one guy straight up admitted to SA on the internet 🚨 🚨 👮‍♂️

[@DianneMaisonet]

That’s what I’m saying

[@hoopsm6106]

Damn that dude became an Apiarist to avoid him mom! That is dedication lol

[@MissDestineeRhianne]

Seeing your wife naked whenever you want just because you’re married is NOT part of the rules. Just because I’m married to someone doesn’t mean he’s entitled to my body whenever he wants it.

[@secretgirlnow]

He definitely meant more that you can ask to see her naked anytime. If she was in a position where she wasn't okay with him seeing her naked, she wouldn't be inviting him into the bathroom when she was

[@fireruby1882]

Exactly my thoughts. I’m asexual/ace. And I actually am extremely insecure about my body and would never wanna be naked in front of someone 😅it really makes me anxious just thinking about it. It doesn’t matter if you’re married. Some people just aren’t comfortable regardless and I’m glad I’m not the only one who felt that way lol

[@alixjeusette2578]

I was looking for this comment

[@juliekingsbury8817]

Joe makes me laugh so much! He could say the worst stuff and I would still think he's hilarious😂

[@malaikametsing5755]

"This one is for fucken Pixie" 🔫

[@JMO03]

Wait wait wait, the beekeeping one is genius. My mom is allergic, I should do that

[@joshnanyabiz6668]

You are now 100% my favourite youtuber, thank you for brightening up my day 🤣

[@XneverstopfightingX]

2:39 “they’re in” I see you with that double entendres!

[@Mach5Johnny]

I miss idiots of the internet haha

[@joaohugo92]

yes this would be a nice ome to bring back

[@alextasarov1341]

For a moment I thought, what do you mean, I deal with them every day lol then I realized you meant the videos 😂

[@NateMcCoy1194]

This is something I would argue is better. There’s idiots of the internet and there’s psychopaths of the internet. Still Idiots of the Internet is classic.

[@LeilaleilaZ]

I would argue many of those are idiots on the internet 😂

[@meggymoo1697]

Honestly same!! I think he should do a react video from past to now 😅

[@Angelxo5]

Joe describing the fruity drink made me laugh so hard I threw up a little 🤣

[@robblequoffle8456]

If my friends kept making fun of me and calling me gay, getting someone pregnant without their consent wouldn't even cross my mind.

[@nini52tvxq]

Didn’t expect the last one to be endearing 😂

[@jermaineallen2879]

I forgot how much I enjoyed these videos. Thanks you then for recommending one of his older videos that I saw 8years ago

[@Dracokitten2]

How does Joe even get through reading some of these LMAO

[@tylerp1128]

I love this guy fr, I got so excited when you started posting content again, I always watch as quick as I can

[@mateofernandez105]

I love Joe's advide: "maybe gaslight her?"

[@Shakodancer16]

We need to have a marathon video. 60min of something. I think people of Walmart would be the BEST for it.

[@laureny.9781]

Joe.. we need 60 minutes of people of Walmart. No negotiation. Thanks ❤

[@jr0dmusik]

Did you even watch the video?

[@TonyB1104]

Hope all is well Joe! 💯

[@Boots_293]

It is wild to me that people would admit these things even anonymously on the internet

[@brittneybabeee4031]

Rediscovering you after going a few months without your content has been a highlight of mine for so many years at this point. 😂

[@TylernatorPlays]

I gotta stop putting Joe’s videos on when I’m eating lmao Jesus Christ

[@Sarah_Beth96]

With every video I love Joe more 😂😂

[@ayyoitzToko]

2:30 I'm f/ cking dead 😂💀😂☠️

[@kieronismay7180]

I don’t really laugh at much on KZbin but fuckin Jesus Christ Joe you make me laugh so much. Thank you fam

[@josephaaron4985]

I'm always so dumbfounded with hilarity (is that even a word? 😂) with these particular videos. I think I'm crazy, but then I listen to these videos and I'm not as crazy as I think I am

[@SonicDeeHedgehog]

I am in love with Joe with a mustache!

[@cecile5780]

So glad to see 17 mins😭 make the vids longer pleaseeeee

[@firstmatemcbitey5553]

PSA: do not eat during this video. Your welcome lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scuffedgravyboat]

Joe this would’ve been the perfect video to promote Other People’s Lives. “If you like hearing strangers open up about weird or interesting things like this, check out my other podcast where we do the same thing” like j was actually expecting it.

[@reamus4944]

Im over 7 and i lie and say im small lmao

[@Al-ho1oo]

friendly reminder: if you have... with your spouse without them wanting it's a crime. Not in every country, but in a lot of them. So, as far as the last story goes: no, it's not part of marriage to see your partner naked anytime you want

[@sdwilliams5788]

Joe: "I slapped a child and shoved him, I'm 25." Shaq on a carnival ad immediately following: "sounds like y'all are having a fun vacation"

[@pinhedlarry24]

Bro killed me when he said "Lie to the sky"😂😂😂😂

[@amara2579]

I made a wrong decision watching this while having dinner

[@CristianPerez885]

PEOPLE OF WALMART JOE. BRING IT BACK FOR THE PEOPLE

[@CasualGamerGameplay]

This can be a whole new series

[@MadMarley]

We need a place to send you are our own confessions!

[@desireep1035]

His other podcast Opl(other peoples lives) has an anonymous hotline where people call and confess any secrets they have. I'm sure u can find the number on their website, and they do a 10 minute episode every few months where u can listen in on some of those confessions. It's wild.

[@nzeleomari419]

Sickest of the small ones 😂😂😂😂

[@teenastetic3681]

The bee guy is a savage hahahahaha

[@BennyRobinson-g3s]

Hi Joe it's me again the 72 year old black man I took the advice of someone and watched back videos of yours again and enjoyed them like they were fresh then I started to come forward in my video watching and came across one I didn't see and that's the one where you asked people if they were a folder or crumpler my snack I just took a bite and sip of went every which way I almost choked couldn't breathe from laughing the way you said it your mannerisms and your expression put it over the top Joe you're hilarious and I learned not to consume anything while watching you funny as always 5 thumbs up 👍👍👍👍👍

[@b.o4788]

You've been making me laugh so much right now 😂😂😂

[@keiambraworld]

15:31 OMG I AM SCREAMING

[@JT-on7pf]

Now that's some 6th generation stealth BJ fighter

[@sarahcoletti6946]

I do love Wendy's chili but it's made from the leftover burgers from the previous day. 🤣

[@PaternalPuns]

The whole video, I'm sitting here watching and wondering why Joe has a "Human Centipede" painting on his wall.

[@Aimztastic]

Um the condom story is actually atrocious. He literally ruined a girl and child’s life bc he was scared?!? I just… what the actual fuck?!

[@TuesdayBlueSkies]

I smoked a blunt just for this

[@Lilliangracee20]

Love your videos 💕

[@Mandukis]

Nailed in your hiney 😭😭😭

[@mackenziehansen8568]

The way the shower game would end in me screaming at my husband to put the shower head down when he was done if he ever tried it on me. I get so angry over perceived inconsiderate behavior and then I would feel so guilty if he told me that was why 🤦🏻‍♀️ but Fr I be so mad over stupid little things like that he would be charred 🤣

[@DanyelleKaposy]

“Drink your fruity drink..” “I love that gay shit” Joey?? ❤😂

[@PixieDusted72]

Oh boy. Here we go.

[@naniko8599]

Definitely need an hour long video

[@rhay3368]

10:53 YOOO No warm up or anything??? Just straight to AtM is crazyyyy

[@rsjones9303]

I was eating sushi during the scat confession I wish I switched off for a moment because my meal almost came back up.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

2:09 - "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well! I like to play with it." ~ from Rainbow Perverted TV Show. 10:37 - *BLEAGH!*

[@sanneannelies843]

wow some of these confessions are unhinged, goddamn. Some people are insane.

[@affanwi]

i hope guys know that the right girl won't make you feel ashamed of whatever you have going on down there

[@crazycatlady6226]

Yeah there are so many ways and things you can try and do if you want. But that is not exclusive to having any size🤷🏼‍♀️ People can wel be creative it they want to lol But sadly a lot of people are close minded and judgmental so actually finding someone you do thrust enough to share it with can’t be easy😅 Dating without those insecurities is for a lot of people already a huge step

[@secretgirlnow]

Yeah, either she's okay with it and you're chill or she makes fun of you and that's not someone you wanna be with

[@ServeScarlet]

FETISH Personally I think it would be absolutely hilarious if you did a video on strange fetishes, or findom. You would kill it.

[@pitchingwedge7546]

It exists. He made that video years ago

[@Boots_293]

The beekeeping guy playing 4D chess!

[@krs37]

JOE!!!!!!! THIS WAS THE BEST!!!!

[@SuperDarkHalo]

Wake up! Joe uploaded!

[@ProfSir1]

I no longer feel bad about my life.

[@nammy4058]

How on earth can people mix shit and sex. That’s absolutely revolting. Yes I’m kink shaming, some things deserve to be shamed.

[@22Kevi]

I love Joe! 😂

[@hunterlorenz9125]

Lie for the sky is in my vocabulary now

[@QueenPrism]

You should have put a warning not to eat at the beginning of this lmao