Answering The Most Interesting Questions On The Internet

[@BennyRobinson-g3s]

Joe I'm a 72 year old black man and I have one problem with your videos and that's there's not enough of them I love them they're clever funny entertaining and some are informative, I know it takes time to make a video because of the research and such so I will tell you like one of the people in your videos might say take your time but hurry up .Joe thank you for all the fun and laughs and hope to see more soon and god bless you for the gift of laughter

[@jayedeebriggs9880]

I agree. I've never laughed so hard as I have since finding these guys. I hate waiting for his videos to come out.

[@katie4996]

I agree!! MORE JOE! MORE JOE! MORE JOE! Everybody now!….

[@paul4586]

I’m not a 72 year old black man but agree .

[@tri3s1c]

this man is so wholesome

[@SkFj964]

Make sure you catch up on his older videos too. From 6 ish years ago. So funny

[@StrayGodHarvey]

"If you eat like shit, you're going to fart like hell, and it'll smell like ass" is the most eloquent phrase I've ever heard and it absolutely took me out for about 5 minutes

[@katelyngenrich8383]

"theres just always something about a man that's gross to me" is the funniest thing he's ever said

[@hwanwoongs]

Not to mention the truest 😭

[@JSainte17]

When I paint my nails, it chips within 30 minutes. When I paint my toes, that shit is on there 6+ months later. It's impossible to get rid of.

[@justinemelissa1]

As a nurse, I totally agree with that statement. It’s hard when people aren’t doing well and no quality of life and the family fights to death to keep them alive. 😢

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Also, why are humans not allowed to commit suicide? Like, no one made the decision to be born, why is the decision to die given to a government?

[@jayedeebriggs9880]

The prawn got me. I thought I was going to pee myself laughing. I had tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard. That was Gold.

[@nunurbiznis4749]

No wholesome or innocent video has ever started with “so I’m back on Reddit again”. *we’re back, baby*

[@nadimalaa8961]

Joe always says "def wanna do this again" and never delivers. commit to your words funny man.

[@Mike90317]

Somebody needs to make a list of pending sequels 😅

[@pokéwifemcgill88]

There should be a ask Joe or ask Keith segment basically this but for Joe and Keith to tear everyone apart, I personally would love to get roasted by Keith and Joe....that sounds a bit dirty 😅

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@jmev.4732]

​@@donkeyhobo34Is this the new dating site? Did I miss that memo?

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@jmev.4732 yeah, I'm in love with you. We should get married

[@jenniferwhite2945]

I think they have roasted each other on podcasts... Him and Frankie do all the time at least

[@edyoung2621]

His videos always make me happy when my depression is at its worst. When ever I'm extremely down and needed a laugh I would always watch his older videos to make me smile. I'm so glad he's back. Thank you for making me smile Joe. Hope your well and safe!

[@TVHorrorArt]

Hope you’re doing alright ❤

[@edyoung2621]

@tvart4017 I'm taking it day by day. Thank you bud!

[@caitlingreene3040]

Your doing great! Keep your head up😊🙏🏻💛

[@edyoung2621]

@caitlingreene3040 thank you so much that means the world

[@m3gAm37aLmAnX]

Is it wrong that a 35 year-old guy is waiting for a girl to turn 18 so he can ask her out? Umm....YEAH. That's what we call "grooming" buddy

[@innocent-_-]

Bro pre-ordered

[@pixeedustt.4097]

bro lamoo@@innocent-_-

[@charmingheartphotography6758]

Id loooove to see Joe on the Whatever podcast!

[@turnthonkee]

@@innocent-_-fucked up but i'm weak

[@CreedBrattonTheOffice]

@@innocent-_- omfg I'm laughing my ass off here.

[@lannie.litfic]

I just had to put my dog down about 2 hours ago, watched this to feel better and even hearing you dealt with the same thing is somehow comforting. Thank u for a couple almost smiles.

[@Carlie3]

Joe saying that he could find a really attractive guy and still find something about him that’s “ehh no” is SO accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ConnorMiller417]

6:10 Take this $1,000 and dump my daughter you gay bastard!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Starsongzz]

As someone with huge mongaloids, I can confirm that pretty much everyone looks regardless of gender, sometimes I think it’s more akin to seeing someone who’s really tall and less of a seggsual thing. You’re just like, “oh…jeez…”

[@ebriff2423]

@@shm0ter don't be too jealous. we're out here with chronic back pain 😂

[@thejennadeblin]

@@ebriff2423 Yes!! I am so sick of the back pain and clothes being too big in the waist and hips because I needed to size up to fit my chest lol

[@Starsongzz]

@@shm0ter nah don’t be jealous! there’s a reason boobs come in all sizes☺️ plus I think smaller boobs cut some really nice silhouettes😎

[@jenahmarie6867]

Yeah I agree 100% I've been large chested since I was like 14 and people definitely look, men more so usually, but all people do. I have noticed pretty much any age and gender stare at some point and it's definitely not cause they are attracted to me it's just cause they are so predominantly THERE ya know?

[@AirShay]

As someone who is 4’11” dating a 6’6” man, yes. People just can’t help but stare at things they don’t see every day. Lol

[@michaelwurtzburger5008]

Staring at men staring is absolutely and underrated activity and very entertaining

[@mollyprestler5729]

My favorite thing to do 😂

[@brentplaysgamesmaberry889]

As a Pan myself, I love Joe defending Pansexuals, you're right, there's nothing to do with objects involved. Other than frying pans of course 😂

[@TheDeven1000]

I’m only into women and frying pans. There’s just something about them. I like to warm them up a little and then melt some coconut oil on it and then go to town 😂

[@_jaded]

Funny as hell after watching Gen V 💀💀

[@Standwithvictimsnotagainst]

​@@_jadedHA HAHAHAHA YEEEAAAAH U RIGHT

[@lukeslayer]

You're doing it wrong, put the pan on low and slap a pound of butter on it for about 20 seconds then go to town. That's a true pansexual.

[@TVHorrorArt]

@@_jadedYES OMLLL

[@Stephanie-cl4fu]

@6:42 FINALLY, a guy who thinks this too. Seriously, stay away from guys who are into teens or girls that are clearly too young for them/don't care about age.

[@SnorlaxChilling]

I would take that $1000 and not dump her. What's he gonna do? Tell her?

[@runawayfaeIX]

Oooh, good move!

[@elana_piranha2662]

Never thought about that!!

[@Ryantravisaol]

I’ve been on and off watching Joe since the basement days. I love seeing that he’s still going and doing well and just as funny. It’s good to see someone successful and happy.

[@BlazinnBunn]

As a big woman with giant mommy milkers, I will 100% say that yes we notice, but also…it is DEFINITELY not JUST MEN. 😂 I think I’ve had more OLDER WOMEN just straight STARE at my chest than any men lmao

[@SuperDarkHalo]

We all get excited when Joe uploads!

[@sebastiencyr2142]

Just got a chance to sit down and watch the vid i get excited when I get the notification😆

[@lillymurray8408]

5:00 shrimp have the same poop thing down their back. So do crawfish. All of them do 😂

[@jenniferwhite2945]

Uh oh...I have never cleaned the poop off of shrimp...I assume chefs do that at restaurants??

[@hiddenmagnum9590]

Im convinced that flat-earthers are just trolling and VERY committed to the bit

[@SamanthaMacdoBroad]

She named her daughter Americus, gosh Joe get it right “I’ve seen that movie a bunch of times” bisshh no you haven’t. 😂😂

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@larisalynnortiz8979]

You beat me to it!!

[@3klamarie]

I genuinely agree with that questions about dogs aging and humans. My grandma was the same way in the end as Joe’s grandma lol, she would open her eyes and be so angry😂 we’re like hey nana… love you… she’s like I WANTED TO DIE THREE DAYS AGO. Sorry to disappoint nana….

[@viddychtram220]

That "YAH MORON" was so cute😂

[@Valhalla_Outdoors]

Love all the new content on this channel, you’ve found the perfect formula and I hope this doesn’t burn you out and you can continue making videos and enjoy it the whole time

[@MrMillionDub]

Damn, that euthanasia question was pretty good. Actually curious to see what Joe and other people would think about that.

[@jillisaacs8448]

It is kinda ridiculous that we can put animals down when they are suffering, but not humans. It's like if I'm old, and suffering or even not suffering, like if I'm basically just laying in bed all day, no "quality of life" like, I should be able to be like "It's check-out time for me" lol

[@_BLUU_]

​@jillisaacs8448 isn't that what DNRs are for?

[@steveneardley7541]

Around 11 U.S. states have assisted death laws, where you can get a doctor to end your life. California, Washington, Oregon, Colorado, New Mexico, Vermont, D.C., New Jersey, Maine, Hawaii.

[@jmev.4732]

​@_BLUU_ Not really. DNR are if you die or become brain dead. It keeps them from trying to bring you back or keeping you on life support. But they are not always honored. My friends wife was resuscitated twice even though she had a DNR. She was on hospice too. The 3rd time she was put on life support with no brain function and finally was released.

[@jillisaacs8448]

@@_BLUU_ I think DNRs are when like you have a heart attack or something where they have to resuscitate you. So, if you have one, then I don't think they go the measures to bring you back.

[@Daeja414]

I would loveeee if y’all did a poetry slam this year those videos are always GOLD 😂🙏🏾

[@lizs5435]

To the questions about “do women notice…?” I would say typically the answer is yes. In my experiences women are much more aware of little things like men looking at them, probably because we have to for safety 🙃

[@jennycoehrs9701]

This made my day! I'm so excited to see a recent video by Joe! Joe you & the guys always make me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a long ass time. I came across you/Santagato Studios & OPL podcast bc it popped up on my KZbin & I'm really thankful I did. I lost my mom in April to breast cancer & it's been really hard to get back to regular life, laughs & smiles. You guys however, never fail to make me laugh so hard I am spitting my milk & cereal out from laughing so hard! I just want to say that you guys really make a difference, & i hope you keep posting & doing podcasts! Love all of you! 🩷🫶🏻💖🍻

[@Crimsin19937]

14:43 damn near choked on my food when he said that 🤣🤣

[@LunarMelodia]

We absolutely know if you look at our boobs lmao ya’ll aren’t exactly subtle most of the time 🤣

[@franciscolaurean8550]

12:04 He has mourning wood

[@vykepp5709]

For the question at 3:15 there are places, including here in Canada where if you have serious medical issues you cam do medically assisted dying. My dads friends wife had that done when she had been dealing with really severe cancer.

[@bilalsaloojee532]

Rocket Money be like "hey, I heard you don't like all these paid subscriptions... Here's a paid subscription to help you get rid of them"

[@Toni-12-34]

15:55 god Joe and I have so much in common that’s all I’ve been saying this whole video 😂 everything he says I’m like YESSS 😂

[@MadisonHarvill]

I definitely think somebody could survive in a Walmart for that long. It’s abandoned, so I’m assuming there’s no running water or electricity. There’s those sunroofs though, so you’ll get a lil something during the day. They have electric lamps and batteries or hey…candles exist. Run outta water? Stick that jug out the door when it rains with a funnel, start a fire, boil it, boom water. So much food. You got all the coloring books, puzzles, crafts and word searches you could ask for. Learn how to knit idfk.

[@jessicae5653]

There was a mom that got her infant tattooed by a doctor. She has twins. One of the twins has diabetes. The grandmother accidentally gave the wrong baby insulin while babysitting. Now the baby with diabetes has what appears to be a freckle behind his ear.

[@Vohotwikx_Te_Axii_Ayroite]

At no point did I know where you were going with this.

[@tenebrisevernight]

9:50 I imagine knowing 'who's who' would be important for like, medical records at least. Doctor: "OK. Little Jimmy here is allergic to *insert allergy* and coincidentally, little Tommy has *insert medical condition* which needs *Jimmy's allergy* to treat. So, make sure you can don't mix them up." Mother of twins: "Sh*t!"

[@ryansilva1024]

“If you eat like shit, you’re gonna fart like hell, and it’s gonna smell like ass” -Joe

[@Hhh-cs7mj]

You've definitely seen gay skaters, you just assumed they were straight lol

[@chocolatenana445]

I love the fact that he corrected his friend on the pansexual thing ❤. Thanks joe

[@ashleya8532]

"Oh, my god, that lamp!" 😂😂😂😂

[@riakun]

As a pansexual, can confirm: we are, in fact, attracted to pans. My preference is baking pans, but I’ve known people to prefer skillet pans. Hell, when I feel spicy, there’s just something about the kitchen table that looks mighty fine… But no. It basically means you’re attracted to men, women, non-binary, and trans people. Basically all genders can be attractive for you

[@MythicalCrayon]

well considering theres only 2 genders, pansexual is the same as bisexual and you'll never change my mind. *shrugs*

[@meghanmonroe]

I like a nice cookie sheet.

[@alison9189]

People should really study English, because pan as a prefix means "All". Some other examples: PANtheism PANAmerica PANacea PANgea

[@autumnbeeler8643]

You're kinda like A PAN, you're willing to cook anything. Lol

[@Shiverwar]

Y'all are like that rare blood type that can be accepted by all other blood types.

[@marinaj5902]

"Wait....................shouldn't you be mourning??" hahahhahah

[@sutherngirrl7590]

This is my absolute favorite series from you 😂

[@raebabae]

All of these questions were really good honestly. Made me think and laugh. Love it!

[@jessicae5653]

I worked with a guy that has 2 prosthetic legs. He was born with a birth defect & had to get both legs amputated when he was a toddler but tells people his legs were bit off by a shark. He gave himself the nickname "shark bait". He even went as far as making a name tag that said "shark bait" 😂😂😂

[@SC-dz5ze]

My mom is a bilateral amputee and it’s hilarious how many amputees we’ve met that jokingly say it was a shark attack. It’s even funnier now that I’m married to a surfer who lost his leg to a tiger shark 💀

[@Geo_TV]

I knew a kid in like 2nd grade he was born without his right arm,but he told everyone he lost it from a shark,going with the claim that he was from Hawaii and would go surfing a lot. He kept this lie going even convincing the teacher's until like 8th grade when his dad came in for career day a girl asked him if he missed Hawaii,he simply looked at her and told her that he was from Delaware. He then had to explain the truth of his son's arm story which everyone was nice about but they admitted the shark story just sounded cooler so he stuck with the story untill college when he met his now wife and only recently like two years ago or something he told her the truth. I knew the kid wasn't from Hawaii, his dad worked with mine and they were guy friends but I kept the story going because it helped him.

[@Tatubabyyy]

This was one of my favorites so far!

[@jahtaviarobinson6633]

You could survive for 50 years in a walmart. No one said there's no electricity. Plus there are water filters, soil, grow bulbs, kettles, bbq's and more. Meaning you can filter sodas and pee then distill whatever comes out of them, which will help water supplies last longer. You can jerky most of the meat and freeze any veggies you don't use for planting. You use the soil and make compost to keep your garden area happy (certain bugs will naturally form in soil to help break stuff down). Lastly you can play any game you want, do anything you want. Heck you can even read up in the book section anything you want and learn how to do a tone of shit to make life easier during your 50 years alone.

[@oriannaisabella7041]

“Home is where the heart is” is a deep cut. Love that movie.

[@erictrombley9088]

The adult tape with the deceased girlfriend threw me for a loop. That’s crazy in general

[@Smashingblouse]

My cousins are twins and my dad used to call them Kyle or Rory no matter which one he was talking to and even if they had identified themselves 😂

[@annielivengood1491]

i laughed so hard at the prawn one my knees buckled

[@kaleighcoutermarsh4922]

You were correct (for once 😂) it's a langostine or prawn 🦐

[@Shiverwar]

12:00 A case of mourning wood?

[@Lismarie33]

You should do a segment on hemorrhoid cream. maybe talk about Dr. Butler‘s cream. Lol funnier than hell!

[@DoubleBlack2.0]

The whole art dissertation at the end there had me ROLLING! 😂😂😂

[@kendalljane94]

When you talk about how it’s creepy for a 35 year old to wait for a 17 year old but isn’t Keith dating someone whose like 22 and he’s in his 30s???

[@kendalljane94]

@@KoRn_2403 when did they get married? Based off social media post that Keith posted she turned 23 LAST year. So well may be talking about different people. I’m not sure where the disconnect is.

[@kendalljane94]

@@KoRn_2403 I know I have a good point. I’m aware how adult decisions are different than minors but nice try trying to explain the obvious. I was literally just pointing out a very large age gap. Someone in their 30s and someone in their early twenties are in very different places in their life which is why I pointed it out in the first place. Nice try attempting to normalize potentially harmful relationships.

[@kendalljane94]

@@KoRn_2403 you’re making something out of nothing. My comment is literally saying how it’s potentially creepy LOL. You are the one who replied to me with wrong information. You should be embarrassed that you are picking a fight with a stranger on the internet when you had the wrong information from the get go. Move on honey you’re being ridiculous.

[@kendalljane94]

@@KoRn_2403 instead of admitting you were wrong you are attempting to make me look bad by making incorrect assumptions. Reread my original comment which clearly compares how put off I am about the relationship. What are you trying to do here besides making yourself look bad because you so quickly flip flopped when I pointed out you were wrong?

[@kendalljane94]

@@KoRn_2403 I’ve been chilling this whole time lolol. I just pointed out that it’s a big age gap that’s all. You are the one who is attempting to pick a fight with a stranger on the internet LOL.

[@LuciaBellanger95]

omg never thought i'd see joe mention where the heart is, a CLASSIC

[@MC-gj5jv]

So glad these are back!!😂

[@Stoneeee_baloney420]

I dead ass spit my water out when I seen that damn shrimp 😂💀💀

[@Brilockis]

It’s been years since I’ve seen one of your videos. Still hilarious I love it.

[@gethroenteralastname2210]

14:38 Yes, yes I would. Funny this would show up. Once knew a guy who was dating a girl who was armless and legless. She had four prosthetics. Mark would often refer to said girl Julie as armless-legless to one of his friends [Alvin]. This one time Alvin said that Mark "so how's it going with Armless-Legless?" Mark nearly lost it "STFU Alvin, JULIE is right there."

[@NaomiElizabeth96]

As a bisexual women I agree with Joe that women are more attractive than men (men are still very attractive) x

[@sanneannelies843]

Yes👍

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@123duker]

Do you also love looking at women with big boobs... and if you do, do you wonder if they know you're looking at them? 😂 As a guy, I feel it's more socially acceptable for women to Stare at boobs than guys 😂

[@Bec_h]

It depends on the man though 😂

[@kaylafarias6693]

Agreed lol

[@Peoe500]

Joe at 3 mil subs you should take us all to the edge of the earth.

[@pineapplecheesecake523]

i need joe to react to ASMR like actual asmr not the mukbangs 😭

[@pokéwifemcgill88]

Have you ever watched Brandon Farris react to ASMR, try not to cringe? Especially the boyfriend asmr with Cam gets me dying everytime I watch it if not it's a high recommendation for a good laugh

[@DaRay814]

10:49 no way, that's seriously what flat earthers believe? Tbh i thought they didn't exist anymore since Elon is sending rockets to space ALL OF THE TIME

[@clarissasanford2081]

Does anyone else still say 'BOOM' in their head whenever Joe finishes a video?

[@calliopemuse3210]

My friend is an amputee. In high school he got shot by a stray bullet from a drive by shooting. It hit his forearm and they had to cut it off. He struggled through college and life in general because he lost his dominant hand and this was a time when cell phones were just starting to be a thing. But now he’s happily married with kids. He’s had a prosthetic arm and nobody really notices it unless you look closely. So I think self confidence and being self assured can make anyone look attractive, so any good person will see past the disability and be attracted to them as a person.

[@keepingitrealawesome]

Definitely need more of these videos 🤣💯

[@innocent-_-]

Never would I have thought I'd hear Joe talk about Agartha

[@katiewitt8663]

Joe’s SLIGHTLY incorrect recollection of the movie “where the heart is” is sending me 1.) calls it “home is where the heart is” 2.) “she named her baby aMeRiCa” - she actually named in americus that’s all thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[@michellechapman9905]

This was great! Please do another!

[@gh0stcup]

As a bisexual I agree that women are generally more attractive. Sue me.

[@lukeslayer]

I'm sorry about your dog, one of the worst things to go through in life, they're family. They deserve to live so much longer and most of us don't deserve them.

[@genepatterson4375]

The dog and old/sick item is spot on.

[@alexw247]

Best part of my day for the last decade.

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@crow5330]

4:34 shrimp and prawn are the same thing man 💀😂 5:29 I’m a skating gay 💀 not grunge tho

[@ninomitchell2039]

Smart decision for the walmart one. Start gardening, everything's there

[@kayliewilliams8972]

I'm pansexual and honest to God I laughed out loud at him thinking we like objects 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@LeXyStAr77]

I'm so excited and happy! After the day I HAD, I need a good laugh! Thanks guys xo

[@lyndseyreed949]

You were wrong about 70% of your spiel about the movie Where the Heart Is and I was cracking up the whole time. 😂

[@lenawerner2879]

I'm sorry you had to put your dog down Joe. If it was Charlie... I'm gonna start crying too. I've been watching your videos for years and that dog is adorable🥺❤️‍🩹

[@patrickstar6247]

Me toooo😭😭😭

[@b.east42]

13:25 to be fair one time I asked what pansexual meant and they told me and I quote “it basically means I’m down for any gender or any thing, like if a toaster has a good personality then why not” I never asked another question about something like that again

[@user-sl5zk3vc5p]

13:20 made me laugh MY ASS OFF LMAO!!!

[@bertisdabest]

Its Where The Heart Is lol she named her baby Americas. One of my favorite movies, it was based on a true story. Props to you for knowing, tried to show my husband and he never finished it.

[@angelagrant9163]

I just found your channel and you are hilarious ❤ I love it!😅

[@gwynethmauk889]

the drawing of the prawn killed me

[@Xotillyouoverdose14]

Got off subject about “home is where the heart is” took me out 😂😭😂😂😭 such a good movie & strongly agree about naming her America I was pissed how stupid she was in that movie tbh 😂😂😂

[@Jesseenite]

Old people stay alive because it’s business. Hospice care, retirement homes, they all depend on selfishly keeping old people in a suffering state because it makes money. They’re cash cows.

[@raelynb1618]

Joe is onto something about the mixing up twin babies thing... like the names really don't matter lol

[@MultiJtor]

3:32 CHARLIE NO !!!!!!!

[@maddieminnick4168]

twin here: can confirm - painted toenail, specific colors that corresponded, etc for YEARS. people were still unsure who was who when we were teenagers. we are REGULARLY asked about possibly being mixed up at birth

[@edie555]

‘def wanna do this again’ joey baby i don’t think you’ve ever made a part 2 to a reddit video and that’s okay

[@CraftingWithTopaz]

I've been watching your videos for 9 years and you're still hilarious😂😂 got even funnier

[@SpinX522]

The movie is actually called Where The Heart Is

[@Bonsy0007]

there is a LOT more gay skaters then you think