"You yelled at me when I was 80 feet up without a harness. I ALMOST fell off and died!" Priceless
@thekingsilverado326611 ай бұрын
And that is when ya try & pee in that little cup. 80 feet up!!!!
@RefinedRandy2 жыл бұрын
"I'M ALSO scared to find out what I'm on. I just get the variety pack sometimes" 😂😂
@Free-Bodge792 жыл бұрын
Good times baby , o yeah ! 😅
@slavetothegrind8722 жыл бұрын
Need one variety pack to go....
@notsofresh85632 жыл бұрын
That is why they call is a Jeffery.
@xxrighttwixx12532 жыл бұрын
Ricky was a god in a past life. I'm convinced 🤷
@SilverStarHeggisist2 жыл бұрын
My boss didn't do drug testing because he was afraid of what he wouldn't find. He explained me away as the result of "crack"
@lnwolf75632 жыл бұрын
"Im fueled by rage and caffeine" LOL I feel that in my very soul.
@notablynova2 жыл бұрын
and cannabis and that's the only reason I'm still alive 🤣
@JustinCglass2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he’s served in the army!
@NerveFlux2 жыл бұрын
You never knew someone could turn purple and double in size until you work with them. You'll have that on those big jobs.
@laurachickadee111 ай бұрын
@lnwolf7563 SAME
@zacharynunley3 ай бұрын
Night shift on the ambulance in a wrap!!!!
@grimmagic23292 жыл бұрын
"I'm pretty much fueled by caffeine and rage on a daily basis. Without them two I wouldn't make it through a work day" most underrated statement in the history of ever.
@jayjay864432 жыл бұрын
It's funny, rage+caffeine is like a Kaioken. You're doing a Goku move with both.
@fixerupperer2 жыл бұрын
Rage, caffeine, workers high/drunk to numb the pain, broken men, cheap immigrant and slave labor. What really built the country
@Juror632 жыл бұрын
HONEST TRUTH!
@Juror632 жыл бұрын
@@jayjay86443 ROFLMAO!
@walterstanford81622 жыл бұрын
CRAN Caffeine Rage And Nicotine are my vices
@firestorm.v12 жыл бұрын
Safety Guy gonna learn real quick that caffeine is a moderator for the rage. No moderator, nothing to contain that rage. Like a nuclear reactor of rage without control rods, things are about to blow up in the Safety Guy's face.
@Free-Bodge792 жыл бұрын
He needs to remember Roscoe's strapped most of the time! Things could get real, real fast.! You just don't mess with the old timers! They'll hurt you bad. Seen it all, done it all still there after a hundred youngsters been and gone. You know you need to tread lightly. 😅👊💛
@thepsyc_one42452 жыл бұрын
When I was up 80 ft in the air without a harness, and you yelled my name. I felt that.
@simeonewan2 жыл бұрын
"I'm pretty much fuelled by rage and caffeine" got me to my core 🤣 As a shop foreman this is one of the only places I can come for relatable content, never stop.
@marivelproductions17952 жыл бұрын
Me to as a blue collar that's all I'm fueled by is rage and caffeine
@jeremiahwallace22752 жыл бұрын
Who the Hell bans caffeine at work? Banning caffeine means banning coffee, and banning coffee would make the most timid and humble man in the plush office go into an apocalyptic fury. That Safety Guy got a death wish, I’m telling you right now.
@cheezyridr2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!! i remember when i gave up caffeine. it was not pretty. an entire jobsite like that would be a horror movie
@233Deadman2 жыл бұрын
Tea and Coffee are basic human rights and I will remove anything that is between me and the coffee. With great force.
@zarthemad83862 жыл бұрын
Several Refineries and other DOT type companies attempted to ban energy drinks.. everyone ignored that crap
@MrBrandon96532 жыл бұрын
I would go to work for a cup of coffee otherwise I would do something else
@colinsmith14952 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that caffeine, being a mild stimulant, will make your workers MORE efficient, and provided that they're not significantly overworked, safer and more awake.
@bryanblake86072 жыл бұрын
If I ever heard banning caffeine at work, I would disappear faster than cake at a weight watchers meeting
@DreamTheory19942 жыл бұрын
"i've already put the saftey man's tires on flat." i love the way he just says it like its a factory option just flip a switch and them bitches slash themselves.
@brandonjones1386Ай бұрын
"I'm fueled by rage and caffeine" is my soul mantra.
@HUNarutofan192 жыл бұрын
If you want to dictate how I live my life outside of work you're going to pay me for my time outside of work too, good on all of them for calling that out and awesome video 🤘
@outdoorasmr2 жыл бұрын
Yell yeah right on!! 👏👏❤️
@jepalaudsadsin2 жыл бұрын
Roscoe always gives me a good laugh. He reminds me of a mix of Ray from TPBs and Red Forman
@ericwhitlow73642 жыл бұрын
Worked for a company that got a new plant manager. He thought free coffee was too expensive. They ended up getting rid of him and reinstating free coffee. You can’t work 60 hrs a week for years on end without caffeine.
@shieldinhand65862 жыл бұрын
“My guys are pulling 60 hour work weeks bringing in the money but I can’t afford free coffee to keep them going because someone who sits behind a desk made a pie chart.” typical new manager.
@JohnDoe-zx1ck2 жыл бұрын
"You can't afford to not give us coffee"
@seanhartnett79 Жыл бұрын
Lol.
@davidhenderson34002 жыл бұрын
I know about a woman that secretly switched her husband coffee to decaf. His nerves were a wreck and he did not know what was going on. He was taking out the trash when the bag ripped. When cleaning up the mess he found a coffee bag labeled decaf. Seems she had been filling the coffee bag back up with decaf. He got so mad he left home for 3 weeks. She even came to my house looking for him. It all most ended their marriage. In fact it never has been the same between the two. I hate going over there to do work for him. Glad it only happens once every 6 months or so.
@jayjay864432 жыл бұрын
I mean at least she didn't cheat on him, but yeah, coffee is sacred. It's one of the extremely rare far and few between things left that are in a dad's control, kinda like beer. Forcing decaf is like switching beer with sarsaparilla, like what the actual f$ck is wrong with you? DID YOU DUMP IT? THAT WAS A 10 DOLLAR JAR OF COFFEE! AND MORE MONEY WAS WASTED FOR THE SUBSTITUTE.
@sharkybate71152 жыл бұрын
This is a great way to cause trust issues
@zachhoefs95432 жыл бұрын
"...every six months or so." Hmmm...what line of work? Conjugal visits?
@halogeek6 Жыл бұрын
@@zachhoefs9543 its probably hvac. Those fuckers need to be serviced twice a year after the first decade of life. Unless your house has fire coverage and you dont like it.
@seanhartnett79 Жыл бұрын
@@jayjay86443I would have gone to the court and divorce her
@Patrick-nj3wh2 жыл бұрын
Gappin hellcats lol. Ricky is my spirit animal
@walterdanner6372 Жыл бұрын
Gapping hellcats OK
@mattfoltz77522 жыл бұрын
That's the first thing I thought. Ricky's gonna burn the bottom out of the cup, but gappin' Hellcats...DAMN!!
@rmo98082 жыл бұрын
Yep definitely ran on expletives and incoherent rage most days. I left my warehouse job and my blood pressure dropped 20 points.
@suzanneeckstein132 жыл бұрын
This guy is comedic gold
@jdtheone2 жыл бұрын
Rage, caffeine and nicotine are the only things that keep me going on a daily basis
@jdmuller19062 жыл бұрын
huge facts.
@chrisbeaty3092 жыл бұрын
100% real
@bluedragon56762 жыл бұрын
I am surprised that smoking wasn't also on the s**t list lol.
@jdtheone2 жыл бұрын
@@jdmuller1906 spent years in the marine corps and 10 years on a construction crew and thats the only way to survive but you do what you gotta do
@jayjay864432 жыл бұрын
...alcohol helps too
@gregkilgore40352 жыл бұрын
Ricky got that Alabama High-Test going on, not to mention gas station ICE that Jasmin hooked him up with.
@h1ghtur7les392 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love you're channel guys it makes my day easier and a great way to unwind at the end of the day and you guys been helping with my mental health issues so much thank you so much for all that you do for you're community keep up the good work guys from the UK 🇬🇧
@jesserice2332 жыл бұрын
Either I'm paid 24 hours a day all day everyday 7 days a week or I do what I want to do on my time off.
@studentofsmith2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. You want me to be sober when I'm at work? Okay, fair enough, but what I do in my off hours is my business.
@XianMakaw2 жыл бұрын
This.
@olivernewton55122 жыл бұрын
I don't care if I'm paid for 168 every week. I need my _____ to not take out 9 out of 10 people on the job site. It's a job, not probation and they don't care as long as they are paid.
@p_campbell2 жыл бұрын
@@olivernewton5512been on probation, we just know when to quit for a few days before reporting once a month, and let me tell you say the f**king hell out of the way during that "detox" time .
@RobChapala2 жыл бұрын
As long as you show up on time and ready to work, do whatever ya want
@aaronlandry39472 жыл бұрын
The last blue color job I worked the boss knew that if he'd started doing true random drug tests then he'd fire off 90% of his workforce. Somehow it always worked out that the straight laced kid whomm everyone knew didn't drink smoke or party or anything was the one that got picked for the random drug test every time.
@cheezyridr2 жыл бұрын
the variety pack was dam funny, but the best part was the very end with the happy accident.
@danielmorskijr4112 жыл бұрын
That was your best by far. "I put you on flat...." that's great.
Oh my God this is literally the best skit you have ever done I am dying laughing
@kirstenornelas8812 жыл бұрын
“I’m pretty much fueled by rage and caffeine “ my whole crew😂
@c-man56792 жыл бұрын
I tell my crew I don't care what you do to make it through work, everyone has their vise... I care how you work because you are at work to work
@TheSpicyLeg2 жыл бұрын
I was on a job that banned caffeine and nicotine on the job site. That lasted about half a day, when there was several fights and threats to walk off the job. Snuff and iced tea is the only thing that keeps me upright half the time.
@RobbBoswell2 жыл бұрын
That kept getting funnier and funnier as it went.. omfg..😆🤘🏼🇺🇲
@SOLIAM2 жыл бұрын
Glad to be Canadian, drug tests are a violation of our right to privacy unless you work as a pilot of a passenger plane or a professional driver of a passenger vehicle like a school bus. Even then the tests are limited.
@tonybarracuda35052 жыл бұрын
What fantasy world do you live in?
@ForfeMac2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they'll just put you down like a lame horse if you get the sniffles.
@SOLIAM2 жыл бұрын
@@ForfeMac Let's just say I'm not looking forward to "retirement"
@notsofresh85632 жыл бұрын
Bullshit. I am Canadian and there are tons of jobs you have to piss for. Mining/oil/gas. It is in the employment contract you sign when you get hired. If you signed, you piss or quit. Your choice.
@seanhartnett79 Жыл бұрын
That is great. More states should ban drug tests
@JustinBowen-v1e Жыл бұрын
I podded in my gas tank and was gaping hell cats that 4.7 Chevy was canning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god I love Ricky
@danielmorskijr4112 жыл бұрын
I had a job pop a drug test on me. Boss made me give him all my drugs, he tested them and let me know which ones were good....
@notablynova2 жыл бұрын
I worked laying blacktop for a guy that had a customer offer to drug test the crew for a discounted price. The ENTIRE crew froze, looked at the boss (who had rolled the blunt that morning) and went right back to work when he said "I test them weekly" LOL The only guys that didn't smoke bud were the dump truck drivers 🤣
@michaelyarbrough2542 жыл бұрын
@@notablynova probably because there some double hitting mofos lol
@notablynova2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelyarbrough254 they were both drunk rednecks lol and I mean Hank Hill type fuckers
@bodymanflan2 жыл бұрын
Man,I don't know how i stumbled across this bit,it is fukn GOLD!! True life right chere! 😄😄
@tomalinaheartly5115 Жыл бұрын
OMG... lmfao this is too funny LoL this is great. I'd love to work there.
@richardkrause96922 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Love your skits.
@heathertinker73762 жыл бұрын
My husband is a Journeyman Electrician & he said that all tradesmen need to wear a shirt that says "I Can Either Pass A Drug Test Or Work Well With Others...But I Can't Do Both" LMAO. And any Safety Man that bands caffeine on the Job Sites better Try Jesus, Not Him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Lenoh2 жыл бұрын
It's not too late to pull the cores out of the tire stems, Ricky!
@cheezyridr2 жыл бұрын
no reason to work that hard. tin snips will take them stems off way quicker
@ForfeMac2 жыл бұрын
@@cheezyridr Yep, only pull the valve cores if you're being nice
@bradhaines31422 жыл бұрын
@@ForfeMac put the caps back on but with a little hole in the top, they'll take a WHILE to figure out why their tires keep going flat
@wishuhadmyname2 жыл бұрын
@@ForfeMac No, here's what you do. You pull the valve cores out long enough for the tire to be visibly but not completely flat, and then put them back in. They then have to spend time and money at a tire shop just to be told their tires are completely fine. Rinse and repeat until desired irkedness is achieved
@babaoreally8220 Жыл бұрын
As a 38yr union electrician,this strikes home in a relative way.This rekindles memories of being up in a JLG,pulling cables,when the safety man called us down cause the bus was leaving to the clinic for drug tests.LOL.
@juliaelrod21542 жыл бұрын
"Variety pack." 😆😅😅
@kyleg-rover77072 жыл бұрын
Won't lie... As a tire specialist/mechanic that works in a poorly heated shop in -° in winter.... If they banned caffeine, bossman would be disappearing inside a scrap tire trailer, never to be found again 😒🤣🤷🏻
@ryannebarlow9213 Жыл бұрын
NO CAFFEINE!!!!! I'd quit on the spot. Wouldn't matter cuz I wouldn't pass a drug test either 😅
@Juror632 жыл бұрын
"Son! I was gaping Hellcats on the way to work! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@williamrobbins29392 жыл бұрын
Fueled by rage and caffeine, every supervisor everywhere. LMAO
@williammalone72542 ай бұрын
Lmfa!! A variety pack!!!? Gapped a hell cat😂❤
@brucebaldwin38712 жыл бұрын
Dude you're so funny.. thank you.. bud as 40 year old alcoholic I'd fail alcohol strips.. haha show up with a hangover.. on Mondays..
@politicallyincorrectgrandp13512 жыл бұрын
I drank a gallon of water before his meeting. Why? I plan on sharing in at least 5 bonus checks. I can only do 5, lets start the bidding!
@cheezyridr2 жыл бұрын
these youngin's will learn eventually, that old guys don't get old, by being stupid.
@dixiecyrus81362 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 now that's enterprising of ya🤣🤣
@czb-89242 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this shit man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@toomuchthinkin2 жыл бұрын
Lmao twice over, Happy accident. Love it!!!!!! Great work!!!!
@dawnfuller84952 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂GET UM ROSCO!!!!!🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
@matthewconnors85032 жыл бұрын
"Just a happy accident" 🤣🤣🤣
@darronshirley78862 жыл бұрын
I worked for a building contractor that actually said no caffeine no nicotine I have never laughed so hard I was spraying him with coffee out through the smoke rings coming out of my nose
@wm.patrickmilford45892 жыл бұрын
Now that takes talent 👏
@bfd1942 жыл бұрын
That's funny stuff right there! I don't care who you are!
@greasemonkeygarage502 жыл бұрын
another great vid i wanna be like ricky when i grow up priceless man pure gold
@Elizabeth_Rojas2 жыл бұрын
The variety pack lmfao 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. 💀
@joshfloyd77552 жыл бұрын
80' up without a harness.... My boss told me to put an 8' ladder in the basket of 95' lift one day... It was great watching him argue that idea with green hats that day.
@2015gtbass2 жыл бұрын
Mannn, yall better stop playing with Ricky. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@schmucklesux64682 жыл бұрын
I don’t work construction but military translates over pretty well. They tried to ban energy drinks from the barracks at a post in NY but it didn’t go through. The lower enlisted lives off of caffeine, nicotine, and an alcoholic recharge on the weekend.
@eddierodriguez4192 жыл бұрын
that dammm Ricky is hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BustedKnucklesBuildsTexas2 жыл бұрын
LOL .. love this !!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌
@seantilson63302 жыл бұрын
The "VARIETY PACK" .!! 😂🤣😂
@NathenMendoza-jm4bs6 ай бұрын
Love y'all guys Maine WHEN VAN WE GET TOGETHER AND PARTY 🎉 NO AHIT I WANNA GET DRUNK AND GET ROASTED like we do after work on weeknds LMAO
@daveperala49652 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the unions at my work! And I am also now the safety manager at my job as well...
@2015gtbass2 жыл бұрын
Ricky said he he already mid strike. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
@waynemgtregear72282 жыл бұрын
I had this government job and on the night shift one dude always turned up drunk, the other team members asked what I intended to do about him. I said I would have the Day shift manager sack him but my team members said he had a family of five so I put the drunk dude in the first aid room to sleep it off where he passed away before nock of time. Day management ripped into me I said I didn't have the authority to fire him and he could have caused more problems on workshop floor.
@twiceasbright2219 Жыл бұрын
What?
@benmacaskill38692 жыл бұрын
That Chevy Silverado was purring lmfao 🤣 yep you know something is wrong then lol
@bryonroberson9342 жыл бұрын
The variety pack. That is hilarious.
@jackkeeble92722 жыл бұрын
Nice one! Keep it up funny 👍🦌
@chrisboz84232 жыл бұрын
I run on rage, caffeine, and a twisted sense of humor
@p_campbell2 жыл бұрын
Some idiot tried this at a company I worked for , they randomed everyone on a Friday after lunch 95% failed, it was hilarious hearing them talk about it in the office( I had to drop off my receipts) . Fingers got pointed disappointment all around, they decided to never do that again. Edit: especially because some of the guys in that room failed too, shoot even the sweet accounts receivable ladies failed.
@insanemang9983 Жыл бұрын
I remember when SGM tried to ban energy drinks out in the field the one place where everyone is drinking them. It didn't last long.
@podaly8 ай бұрын
Fueled by rage and caffeine...🤣🤣🤣
@chuck419plus12 жыл бұрын
LMMFAO....I LITERALLY SPIT WATER ON MY SCREEN!....I FUCKING LOVE ME SOME ROSCOE!!!....YOU "GUYS" ARE THE FUCKING GREATEST!
@MrAaron56272 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that opening sentence 😳 🤣
@JeffBest-xh8dn7 ай бұрын
Caffeine was the last straw , STRIKE,🤣🤣🤣
@krampp242 жыл бұрын
This one has to be the best one yet i was dying since ricky said he was gapping hell cats
@walterdanner6372 Жыл бұрын
OK
@glennevitt52502 жыл бұрын
Coffee runs America without it it will shut down🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dylan.W122 жыл бұрын
Funniest videos i’ve ever watched
@lucifur9992 жыл бұрын
No no no it's the 80ft up no harness. You yelled my name i almost fell... Can relate...
@trayevans93812 жыл бұрын
This is sum good skit.
@justindorman44472 жыл бұрын
You’re amazing. I wish I could afford to do a private show. Maybe I’ll be able to see you at a show
@madtabby662 жыл бұрын
But I support this. If someone is able to do their job leave them alone. If they duck up, let them go. And what’s the obsession with caffeine lately? Anything to make the peasants miserable.
@rfbirdcontrol Жыл бұрын
My new favorite channel.
@brettottinger68282 жыл бұрын
Ricky said he was worried about blowing the bottom of the cup out 😂 he said that he gets the variety bag!!!!!
@countryboyfromtx2 жыл бұрын
Dealer said the green one makes me go, red one makes me stop. All the info I need 😂
@shayneteachey3948 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty much fueled by rage and caffeine... my work day everyday lol
@theduke75392 жыл бұрын
If my boss banned caffeine, he wouldnt have to worry about firing me, the state would take care of that for me when they drag me away on battery charges
@jerryhawk84342 жыл бұрын
I seen a guy at work today that looks almost like Ricky and I died 😆 🤣
@urmasslow2 жыл бұрын
Did ricky say 4.7 ls gapping hell cats and camming just from urine? 🤣
@Dylan.W122 жыл бұрын
Me and my co workers love your shit bro
@crypticslayer692 жыл бұрын
I subscribed just because of this video
@michaelsndergaard29122 жыл бұрын
good way to end my friday evening. and good way to begin my weekend.
@bleh9906 Жыл бұрын
man these vids crack me up!!
@scottbrown-vc2lp11 ай бұрын
and who got the christmas bounus??? LOL i love this channel!