THE CREW PLAYS GEO-CRESTER | Paleontologists rank GEOSTERNBERGIA in Jurassic World Evolution 2

[@JurassicJustice]

Frontier finding a loophole to put an accurate Pteranodon into JWE2: “I’ll make a Geosternbergia! No one will ever know!”

[@GTSE2005]

The possible meaning of the name Geosternbergia sternbergi gives me vibes similar to "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you"

[@trainertealvgc2267]

This channel has blessed me with this knowledge and I listen to the interpretation video all the time.

[@mexa_t6534]

gorilla gorilla gorilla vibes

[@benrops7534]

Lambeosaurus lambei vibes

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

You know how Scott said he uses both the JP3 Pteranodon & begrudgingly the JW Pteranodon? Well not me, I just use this gorgeous Pteranodon sternbergi.

[@PaleoHyun]

I'll do you one better: I use the JP3, JW, and Sternbergi Pteranodons

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

@@PaleoHyun Are you a masochist?

[@ProfessorRugops]

@@SmashBrosAssembleSexual dimorphism.

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

@@ProfessorRugops I don’t care, the JW Pteranodon is so horrible.

[@ProfessorRugops]

@@SmashBrosAssemble I will take Gay Pteranodons then.

[@kellynbotha]

It has been 12 years since I finished high school biology and I wish I could go back in time and show this video to my teacher at the time. The explanation of primate relatedness at around the 35 minute mark is the exact argument I had with him! I lost points on a test because he didn’t understand phylogeny!!!! To this day, as an adult with a job and life of my own, it is the single most angering memory I have of my school days. Grrrr

[@eyebrowpunk171]

people deserve reparations for the "biology" they were taught in high school tbh. I still remember being told that a rabbit is less nutritious than some grass, and even at the time I knew that was BS.

[@Brannington]

**pulls up the the local paleontology themed gastro pub** yeah, can i get the Double Sternberger, with a Paul Sereno shake?

[@Saiyanking72]

Ooo now theres an idea

[@skrillboystgdmvids9418]

Fun Fact: The Geosternbergia was suppose to appear in the Lost World in it's original final at the abandoned worker village with the tiger-striped raptors and The Lost world Pteranodon (which is seen in the final shot of the finished film). Eventually, the Stan Winston Geosternbergia design was used for the Hammond Collection and it was mentioned in that was actually designed and had concept art made for it but sadly, it wasn't used( although it could be in the final film flying in the background in the ending scene).

[@marcustulliuscicero5443]

At About 48:20 " We hope to provide useful tools to at least make it a little more math heavy and less vibes based" There are now 38 competing definitions of the term "species"

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

33:30 I enjoy the subtle David Peters jab.

[@787entertainment4]

Yes, I have indeed seen “Spaceballs” 1987. Unfortunately, I’ve not seen it since. It was 2011 and I was 9 years old, I watched the film and enjoyed the vast majority of it. However, the ending gag of the film hit me like a truck. I was mortified, it very well could have been the first time I had seen an alien or even a reference to the film alien on screen. I sat in absolute silence after turning off the television. I couldn’t even bring myself to remove the dvd from the player. The rest of the day I was cold and quiet, my father took me to the fair and I enjoyed none of the rides. For years I feared ingesting anything that I myself didn’t make. I feel comfortable sharing this information with the skeleton crew community.

[@hyunsung32]

Ah yes, the best Pteranodon in the game Geo

[@PaleoHyun]

S Tier for me I've always had a strange fascination for Geosternbergia/Pteranodon Sternbergi in general as when I think of Pterosaurs, this guy always comes to my mind. When I made my Pterosaur park titled "Pterosaur Paradise", I had an aviary that included the JP3 & JW Pteranodon as well as Geosternbergia, in which case I called it my Niobrara/Pteranodon Coasts Aviary. Despite it being featherless, that aspect of it doesn't affect my personal ranking as the sounds, behaviors, gorgeous colors and patterns, and overall design more than make up for it. It also moves really smoothly, especially when it's gliding

[@kevinprehm]

It's Geosternbergia, and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands, P.sternbergi

[@FragulumFaustum]

I must point out that there is a second instance of funny arsenic. One of the more important compounds in organic chemistry is pyrrole. Pyrrole has a single nitrogen atom, and if you replace it with the chemically-similar arsenic, you get a compound called arsole. That on its own is enough to warrant it as funny arsenic, but the cherry on top is that just how aromatic arsole is has been debated for decades.

[@hyundoujan6358]

Now I'd pay some good money to try out some Napoli Selzer The finest Selzer in all of italy

[@jurassicswine]

One of the best pterosaurs in the game imo

[@benschultz1784]

From one Lost World Arcade creature to another. At least these ones didn't crap on you.

[@pixelatedsparkster7464]

I will never not snort out loud laughing whenever you guys bring up "Stop fightiiiiiing!" @44:15

[@Tanygopteryx251]

I don’t want James’ soul to go away it has so much more work to be put through

[@hungryfilms3707]

Speaking of paleoart depicting dinosaur fossils. I remember seeing one depicting a trex family and the juvenile is checking out a stegosaurus fossil. I haven’t been able to find it since sadly.

[@ProfessorRugops]

The wheel is VERY Theropod heavy now!

[@ethanol2915]

Been watching since the very beginning, crazy that it'll be nearly two years of this soon. You are my favorite channel

[@Jurassiccanonking]

Put the pumpkin pilk in the soda machine.

[@Rahru]

You know you've been following this channel for a while when you IMMEDIATELY remember the arsenic rodent when Amelia mentions it again. Kinda missed that guy, thank you, Amelia.

[@thedinosaurguyfromcanada4456]

I must say, with Dawndraco, I love it primarily because I go see the thing every week, and as said in this video, it's so gorgeous

[@Deadpool3E]

Oh ho! They were talking about David Peters!🤣

[@Dylan-Hooton]

Hopefully, the possible third Jurassic World Evolution game will have paleo-accurate variants for many species (not all, obviously).

[@mr-pilkington]

Another informative vid about an animal I knew little about but was happy to learn more on but honestly... I am so hyped for the dino next week! one of my favourites! Bring on Big Al(ice)! let's gooo!!! 🥳😃

[@tobiasedwards2643]

Dalton’s talk about hybrid sea birds makes me wonder if there has ever been a Mesozoic animal that was thought to be a hybrid of two other species

[@ThatOneBiologist-mj7ff]

Neanderthals now by most paleoanthropologists are considered a subspecies. Homo sapiens neanderthalensis. I know this from studying under a couple anthropologists as an undergrad.

[@eybaza6018]

Besides,most people alive today have some % of Neanderthal DNA anyway

[@thomasluke-wp8or]

Interesting take on Geosternbergia's etymology. My interpretation had always been that the intention for the translation was "sternbergs rock" but i like the idea that its named for george sternberg specifically :)

[@timtenthousand]

I imagine James spewing blood into his sink exactly like the zombie sauropod from primal did into that lake

[@Jurassiccanonking]

For every time someone says Smash that Like button, James must carbonate chocolate milk.

[@Atlasworkinprogress]

So in Geology, there is a big push for mountain ranges to be classified by the uplift event that actually formed the current visible range. For the Rockies, this is the Laramide and Sevier Orogenies. This is very annoying to some people who prefer a geographical classification of mountain ranges because it means that the Tetons are not Rocky Mountains, but rather their own range in the Basin and Range uplift area.

[@dylanmagnuson4937]

Allosaurus next week LETS GO

[@dinoxels]

44:54 not quote of the episode but just putting this here so I can use this term later

[@kevinnorwood8782]

Am VERY excited for Allosaurus next episode! I’ve got quite a few questions I’ll want to ask you guys at the Skeleton Crew about him, some of which you will probably end up covering when you discuss it!

[@aaronbrandt7864]

I am so excited for next week, been looking forward to Allosaurus!

[@u1849ka]

Now we need a Geo-Guesser, but it's only fossil beds.

[@hellhound6829]

James soul is the real life Ship of Theseus, Im sure Philosophy students everywhere are ecstatic

[@-_The-Ordinary-Gachatuber-Retu]

Oh yeah, next ones a classic! (And my Favorite dinosaur!)

[@jdgraeme]

Like button smashed 👍

[@CatAT0N1_C]

Hey idk if its within the scope of this channel, but i do hope that one days you guys would do a more comprehensive videos on prehistoric "bioregions". Basically stuff like what we know about the environment and ecology of places like Hell Creek or Western Interior Seaway, etc.

[@siats142]

James sometimes will say he doesn't love a design he prevously ranked in this series with a much higher ranking

[@OrdemDoGraveto]

Hey, I have an idea for a video that's not species review: Do a "paleontology basics" where you explain the most important terms you use in the most basic level. That would be amazing for both educate the channel viewers and also help people better follow your discussions on the species reviews hehe

[@synderthmc]

Guys pls, the allosaurus video had to be titled, "this lizard is BUILT DIFFERENT"

[@RETROID4500X]

Love Geosterbergia. Definitely one of my favorite pterosaurs in the game. I’d give it an S and I use it often.

[@Rahru]

I once noticed one of my cats was very, very fixated on the TV. Prehistoric Planet was on. Corythoraptor were showing up. It was magical. [Update] I put the Geosternbergia to finish the video on TV and the cat was very, very interested

[@awesomeproductions7755]

And so, the eternal wait for Carnotaurus and Cryolophosaurus continues... 😢

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

Well we get two Allosaurus designs, one is great, one is not good.

[@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited]

​@@SmashBrosAssemble are you another who thinks the base allosaurus model looks better

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

@@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited Of course, the Frontier model (technically the FK model) is fantastic. The Dominion one sucks, I really dislike that design.

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

Looking at what’s left on the wheel, not a lot of duds, the only bad/questionable designs left are; Baryonyx Dimorphodon Scorpios rex Mosasaurus Dominion Allosaurus Tapejara

[@ProfessorRugops]

I mean the dominion Allosaurus is a pretty good example of A. jimmadensi it’s just a bit spiky.

[@SmashBrosAssemble]

@@ProfessorRugops I disagree, it’s just another ugly JW crocosaur design. The Frontier one is much better IMO, they just the FK one & made it look so much nicer.

[@zenn9836]

"But fortunately for us our lives are short. And the human empire will not reach the stars. They are not promised to us and this is best. We're owed nothing except the dirt that we will die in." - Alex Reubenstahl

[@JBrotsis1]

One of my top 3 favorite pteranodon species to use in the game! This animal is definitely S tier for me.

[@silverice3166]

My wife just had her tonsils removed this year at 28 years old, it was a very long and rough recovery made worse by being diabetic

[@hellhound6829]

The whole species being not real phase thing is kinda funny because in my evo class the thing I came away with is that species is the only thing in all these classifications that actually exists in the real world

[@RiverDoesTheThing]

Skeleton Crew: Oops all James Napoli Intro

[@christopherbj]

Aww, I was hoping for another pterosaur, but now it’s time for something that’s #builtdifferent

[@Olorotyrant]

Yaaaaayy, one of my favorite pterosaurs😄😄

[@RiverDoesTheThing]

I live in Indiana. We have no wildfires, no hurricanes, and only occasional tornadoes

[@jazzyj5374]

I’m waiting for the doom of Spinosaurus, I think we may reach 3 hours

[@thecretaceouscritter1920]

40:05 Yeah, the Great Salt Lake Arsenic cloud is going to be real fun. Can’t wait for the consequences of our own actions to catch up to us!

[@thomasluke-wp8or]

1:29:43 so thats how Alex looks from the front 😂😂 1:40:30-1:40-40 is it also possible that we are missing certain species/lineages of small bodied shore living pterosaurs due to the fact that they arent large to fly out and die into the depositional environment? (Nvm amelia actively discussed it later 😂) FINALLY ALLO GOT PICKED

[@BobBob-tr7wi]

Crest Game must be made now

[@trainertealvgc2267]

Look at how cool the pins are, I bought 3 and they are good quality.

[@thekingofdinos8518]

Spaceballs: They've Seen It™

[@austinames9340]

Apology accepted, Dalton, for assuming our lack of taste about top-tier parody movies. As for Geosternbergia, it's the best non-DLC Pterosaur in the game. I have no complains outside of the rigging kinda screwing up the wings, but that's a problem for all Pterosaurs.

[@RabidicusNollis]

EDIT: nevermind, I commented this before reaching the part where James mentioned this explicitly! Is anagenesis the same/similar to chronospeciation? I've always heard chronospecies as a term to describe a species who, over time, change enough across their whole population to be considered another distinct species(Triceratops horridus -> Triceratops Prosus, is the example I was given when being told this).

[@trainertealvgc2267]

Bubbly and Liquid Death are my go to

[@wyattrippy5939]

Gotta love the naked flappy goblins

[@aquaflame3263]

[insert slightly funny but genuinely interesting comment here]

[@trainertealvgc2267]

Funny Arsenic is a good band name

[@dinoxels]

1:54:55 Quote of the episode

[@sampagano205]

Wellbutrin gang represent

[@areallyshortbrontothere]

The flapper, he flaps

[@Jurassiccanonking]

39:15 The Not Quite as Great Dying?

[@kickerwhitelion7626]

How often do you think they have to reroll the wheel because it lands on T. rex and they want to keep it for the last episode?

[@skeletoncrew8122]

we have, miraculously, never rolled rex haha

[@u1849ka]

Flawless Victory! Jimbo wins... Optimality.

[@TheREALSmaug]

I love Geosternbergia:)

[@GandalfTheTsaagan]

Technically this is cheating since it has nothing to do with the game or even the franchise, but Geosternbergia gets extra points for me for being so prominently featured in disney's Dinosaur

[@bigbumbo4108]

You think if you threw its skull like really fast it'll rebound back like a Boomerang?

[@Jurassiccanonking]

I’m sure you’ve said before but what are the last 3 skulls on the logo?

[@skeletoncrew8122]

From top to bottom they’re Tylosaurus, Gorgosaurus, Basilosaurus, Junggarsuchus, and Eichstaettisaurus

[@Jurassiccanonking]

@@skeletoncrew8122 thanks. I got 4/5 right.

[@corbon5288]

Since the geo comes from George, does that mean I can pronounce it as Joe-sternbergia?

[@theBeasman333]

The sound effects, when pictures pop up, are too loud compared to your voices. Be kind to the headphone users. Love you guys.

[@ShockedPool]

Since when can you transport Pterosaurs to a Non Aviary area?!

[@azhdarchidae66]

S for sternberg

[@dagoodboy6424]

I wouldve oreffered austrolovenator

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

Don't put emanel pins on cats. And especially don't pin emanel pins on cats.

[@hokiesrex9599]

Whether p or g it is still a sternberg

[@victorsztorc511]

Allosaurus it’s a lizard of a different color lol 😝

[@VolunteerOfAmerica]

You wouldn't section a Pteranodon

[@trainertealvgc2267]

YES ALLOSAURUS!!!!

[@trainertealvgc2267]

I got a $50 yeti

[@codybishop7526]

This game looks fun, but is it on console or just PC?

[@the_death_phantom533]

Both

[@unnamed9858]

who else pronounces geosternbergia like geoduck

[@tobiasedwards2643]

James was wrong

[@JGN_Paleo]

About what?

[@tobiasedwards2643]

@@JGN_Paleo About the next video being about a pterosaur.

[@andredeoliveirafonseca3034]

Buuut actually, did you know species and genera are not real ☝️🤓

[@wesleyvalk9129]

Isn't this a fake species? Just another Pteranodon?