The Crew's Worst 'Roommate Stories'

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[@adrianajenna555]

ethan is hilas weird roommate story 💀

[@Clisare]

My worst one spent all of our rent money (which she collected due to being the sole person on the lease) on meth and then disappeared 24 hours before the landlord showed up to evict us.

[@Tan-bi7gf]

This is a strong contender for the worst wow 😱

[@SouthernOregonOrgani]

ohhh thats really bad, was she a rando or was she a prior friend of you or the other room mates?

[@aly5891]

How’d you find out she spent it on meth tho lol

[@elijahvalongo9528]

That's fucking terrible lol

[@whippin1335]

That’s methed up

[@_-kork-_]

you need to do more of these. the crew sharing stories is the best

[@Honeybeee453]

I love how AB talks about cousin Tim like he’s a god

[@roronoa_raf2201]

Cousin Tim is definitely not human. The lore goes deep

[@summeradan9665]

I had a horrible roommate in my freshman dorm. Some transgressions include: -Inviting her weirdo friends to sneak into our room and watch me sleep -using my real, metal silverware and ceramic dishes and then throwing them all away instead of just washing them -sleeping with the same box of Chick-fil-A nuggets in her bed for over a month -joining a sorority, being such a freak that she almost immediately got kicked out the sorority, and insisting I stayed in the room with her while she was told that she was getting kicked out. Very awkward. -inviting her friend from out of town to stay with us and telling her she could sleep in my bed, while I was very much still there and sleeping in my bed every night, and then letting said friend eat all of my food while I was in class because “it was the least I could do to make up for not letting her have my bed” -dropping out the week before finals and having her whole family come get her stuff (without her) at 7 am on a Sunday. I was sleeping in just a shirt and underwear and was trapped in my bed under the covers for 2 hours while her family piled into the very small room to collect all of her stuff. And that’s just a BRIEF rundown of living with this girl

[@_lil_lil]

Jesus Christ, there's bad roommates, but this sounds just pathological.

[@moonmancastro]

what a legend

[@fortyforfree]

This is college?

[@TK229Az]

Damn lol that's pretty bad!

[@mismagicrabbit]

SHEEEEEESH!

[@Hambonehoven]

Ethan casually describing initial symptoms of anaphylaxis. 😂

[@emmastoner]

Nothing brought me more stress than seeing Ethan straight up dying of an allergic reaction. Got me nervous even though this was posted a year ago and I know he’s alive and well

[@XFC856]

Cam ALWAYS kills it with his storytelling 😂

[@Tryssfg]

I’ve never laughed so hard. Like weird sh*t happens we don’t talk about so the fact that like 6 people are talking about the strangest things they’ve seen is sooo funny and relatable actually

[@shiggydiggy959]

first time witnessing human interaction?

[@TheCatsMeow771]

@@shiggydiggy959 seriously, I'm very confused by this comment and the 200+ likes lmao

[@Sym-ge9te]

@@shiggydiggy959 😭😭😭lol fr☠️ bless their heart

[@trustthesauce]

People do talk about this stuff though? People just generally don't advertise it to hundreds of thousands of people online with their identity revealed

[@annalupton9284]

"unforgivably disgusting" I'm gonna start using that to describe my room

[@adrimcandrew-jj8qi]

I'm going to start using that to describe almost everything

[@kingofthebis1068]

My awful roommate just moved out the day before this got posted lol.

[@emmakok7041]

Care to share the details? 🤔

[@kingofthebis1068]

@@emmakok7041 He had this giant ass tv screen that he would play NBA 2K with voice chat until around 2 o’clock every night consistently. I have classes early in the morning and I can’t function well with little sleep. I tried to get him to make a few concessions but he would always get mad at me because apparently trying to sleep at night is selfish.

[@paperremix]

Cheers to your freedom

[@o_kiera_o]

did your roommate happen to be Eliza Pancakes?

[@CssttssHotel]

nothing is a coincidence

[@littlelucyvert4814]

I had a roommate that refused to pay her bills and I was constantly telling her that part of being an adult means that you've got to pay your bills. I eventually got our landlord to kick her out after months of her refusing to pay her bills, and not even a month after she got kicked out she got pregnant. Talk about adult responsibilities....

[@oliverxhmll]

do people have no shame? she just lives there and everyone hates her cause she's not paying and she doesn't care. some people surprise me lol

[@averyb5520]

I literally just kicked a roommate out for the exact same thing… and also bc they moved some random guy into the house…

[@Erinski]

Zack's lube story reminded me of an embarrassingly long time it took me to put 2 and 2 together. I went home one weekend from college, and when I came back, I noticed something off about my bed. It was made just like I left it, but there were two throw pillows facing the wrong way. They were a couple of Star Wars Episode 1 pillows I'd gotten for cheap that matched the rest of my bedding, but I always put them flipped back so it wasn't obvious. When I came back, there were Anakin and Obi-Wan's faces clearly facing me. Didn't think much of it. Then later that night, I found a tiny empty bottle of sample lube in the crack between my bed and the wall. I figured my roommate and her boyfriend just got crazy and threw it across the room. As the week went on, I complained to my roommates that my sheets smelled weird, and I was going to haul them down to the laundromat, even though I didn't really have the money to be doing extra laundry, the smell was just bothering me too much. The roommate I shared a bedroom with randomly offered to pay for the laundry. It wasn't until years after I graduated when I was doing some completely unrelated task and those memories came back, and I finally realized my roommate and her boyfriend fucked on my bed while I was away for the weekend.

[@melissaann8886]

Omg that’s just gross. Sorry that happened to u

[@Ena48145]

This is such a disgusting and horrifying invasion of privacy. It makes you feel so violated. I'm sorry they did that to you

[@jessen960]

Bruhhhh...wait doesn't your roommate have her own bed?

[@Ena48145]

@@jessen960 They were most likely living in a college dorm and shared a room with two beds. Their roommate was just a vile pos who decided it's fine to have sex in someone else's bed without their permission because they probably thought it would be a "fun" secret

[@Eilhea]

That's just disgusting wth

[@SheWritesSeaofStars]

I loved your story, AB. I’m sorry Ethan didn’t acknowledge it.

[@mishamuses5308]

Seeing Ethan experiment with freaking *Benadryl* in real time was the ultimate anxiety experience. After taking 2 tablets AND a bit of the liquid, idk how he didn't pass out on the spot

[@taxevader4203]

I overdosed on over 1000 mgs, highly recommend would visit breathing walls again

[@saintkayleepain]

most people flush tampons???? what-? also AB knowing that you wrap up tampons before you throw them out is so cute😭 it’s something ab guys knowing how to do lady things😭😭

[@ghostbooger4534]

I love that Cam always tries to look into the camera when he’s speaking, such a presh human

[@chloelawrence3394]

I had a roommate talk shit about me in the kitchen the day I arrived while I was on the other side of the door in my room. While she was calling me names she texted me something like "welcome 🥰". Anytime I left my room she would stare at me until I went back to my room and try to open the bathroom door on me. She would invite my fiance into her room to smoke but not me. She also took fat dabs infront of her kid and let the room get all smokey. She does not have her kid anymore.

[@mehgandanae1663]

Girl I hope you got a new fiance too 😂😂😂

[@4n820]

And your fiancé would go?

[@courtneythomas3297]

After kicking out my terrible roommate I came home from work to a completely empty apartment. She took every single thing down to the outlet covers 😂

[@Jess538]

Omg, what?! Did you get anything back?

[@averyb5520]

I’d be throwing hands Lmaooo

[@snoozyq9576]

My flatmate took my plates and cutlery and every roll of toilet paper 🧻

[@cooking4cats67]

AB did a really good job telling the Cousin Tim story. And Ethan didn’t listen to a fucking word

[@Aryzo]

Right?? The older I get the more I realize that Ethan is kind of a sloppy narcissist

[@Aryzo]

Also the clapping afterwards almost seemed sarcastic

[@bsummers1386]

@@Aryzo he literally can’t handle being the butt of the joke unless he’s the one making the joke lmao

[@Specia1KidsUnite]

This is all exactly why I stopped watching the channel

[@leatfingie4760]

Probably cause of all the damn benadryl he took

[@jadasavannah8487]

all i’ve gotta say is don’t become roommates with your friends

[@alexres8327]

Dude, dont get into a relationship with your roommate

[@bbfsc123]

One of my roommates would always flush her tampons (didn’t know this) and one day the water was backing up into my bathtub and toilet and sink and it would not go down no matter what I did (we had separate bathrooms)- later found out that her flushing tampons wrecked the plumbing for my entire apartment building. Everyone in our building had nasty water backing up into all of their sinks, tubs, and toilets. When the maintenance man came, I had to let him into her room to give him access to certain pipes, and there were used, unwrapped tampons on her floor. She’s super nice and I kind of feel bad sharing this but it was naaaasty

[@cheyunderwood7941]

What the hell

[@plutonium2]

Man that’s gotta be a mental disorder of some kind. I’m a SLOB and that made me barf a little

[@Artemis_jay]

I remember having roommates and I don’t miss having them. I prefer to living alone with no worries about people making messes/ unwanted guests/ people eating your food/ etc

[@goarmy141]

Agreed I live alone and having complete control and not having to worry about messes is the best

[@andy199903able]

Sounds like you’ve had bad experiences.

[@JamesBond-er1hk]

My room mate had anger issues and trouble cleaning up, on top of his rage towards video games, he and his girlfriend would fight every weekend, and most of the time in the living room of this tiny 2 bedroom apartment. Slamming doors at 12am and not even apologizing the next day. One time he left a crockpot full of soup sit unrefrigrated for a month, and he did that shit multiple times. One day I decided to clean it myself and the soup had turned from runny water, to a solid mold. That pretty much sums up our relationship actually. I lived there for 5 months and he and his girlfriend probably only did the dishes twice. One time I asked him to, personally, and he couldn't even start the dishwasher on his own without help (couldn't figure out buttons). As funny as it is to watch a lazy bastard come up with excuses over and over again (like pointing to water overflowing in the disposal, and crying about how he has to push a button to drain it), I got out of that situation and now live with my parents. Way better in my oppinion.

[@oliverxhmll]

people with anger issues and video game addictions combined are the worst. that describes my brother. It gets scary when they're raging at their fkin PC all day

[@franklinpembleton]

I took one Benadryl at work one day (I work at a vet clinic), and I fell asleep while I was standing up holding a dog. That stuff is no joke

[@WoahhTeamJacob]

aw Lena is so sweet “its not that bad, it looks nice.”

[@Freaksmile13]

Air bnbs can legally film you in their home, it's in the document you sign. That's why I'll NEVER stay on one. And all the outlandish fees and faulty charges, I'll never go through that lol. Motels all the way.

[@malikrath9503]

What happened to him lol? Why is he having an allergic reaction.... I love how it periodically causes mayhem during the segment xD

[@hiilol3587]

In the main episode he said he washed his face with an old cleanser the night before and he’s having an allergic reaction lolol then he put on this ointment and it just irritated his skin even more

[@malikrath9503]

@@hiilol3587 Ohh thank you lol, I think I might watch this segment again.

[@dungeonsanddragonsbutformo9835]

I had a roommate literally just shit on the bathroom floor 2 or 3 times and regularly just leave puddles of piss next to the toilet.... He said the toilet was leaking but the piss puddles stopped showing up when he moved out and I got a new roommate

[@annalupton9284]

Bro WHAT

[@WoahhTeamJacob]

Maybe living at home isn’t that bad. 🤣 I’ll move out when i know i can financially do it alone.

[@zer0482]

ahhh idk, you’d be missing out on a lot of life experience

[@ashina5924]

@@zer0482 wouldn't quantify horrible roommates as missing out

[@zer0482]

@@ashina5924 the point is that it builds mental fortitude that makes you an objectively stronger person

[@natalier4053]

@@zer0482 Your comment is objectively stupid

[@ghoulishtoad]

@@zer0482 Thank u random youtube person ill take life advice from u

[@Itsmoraka]

I actually really like AB's family stories, more plz

[@jillwicks8521]

watch his channel! ive only seen the two michigan vlogs but theyre good and you get to know the people he talks about

[@lizfern7054]

@@jillwicks8521 wt is his channel's name?

[@tluvsbeauty1]

How Ethan didn’t pass out from the Benadryl here will always leave me dumbfounded

[@cassandra811]

I don’t respond at all to Benadryl and I know a lot of ppl who take it everyday too, some ppl just aren’t affected by it

[@tluvsbeauty1]

@@cassandra811 that’s fascinating, honestly! The exact same substance us often sold as an OTC sleep aide, so it’s wild that some ppl don’t even feel anything. I imagine it is mostly related to how many histamines you have - if you’re currently experiencing allergies, perhaps the side effects of getting drowsy from the antihistamine medication aren’t as potent, compared to ppl who aren’t having a histamine/allergic reaction

[@annalupton9284]

"and then pay for the healthcare afterwards??" I-

[@GemBMs]

I had a roommate who brought a bunch of strangers back from the bars with him to do coke and drink. They partied until the early morning and made fun of me when I told them I had work in the morning and had to sleep. Then one of them stole our other roommates computer while he was out of town. It was worth thousands of dollars and had a bunch of irreplaceable personal stuff on it. Then for some reason I lived with him again and he “lost” our other roommates expensive bike. Now he’s a known abuser of women and no one likes him.

[@selfaware7617]

Had a roommate who would rather buy weed than save for rent. He decided to do a drug deal with his friends. One of his friends that was buying was an informant and once they were arrested he told him, "I'm sorry man. I didn't know you were going to be here." So I had to pay extra rent for a few months.

[@mango6323]

That's pretty lame ngl lol

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Wow that's crazy

[@peterwoodward3085]

ACAB

[@nichellekmalvous6688]

worst friend ever 💀💀

[@jojoalexander6978]

Keep the crew stories up! So entertaining

[@sleazyfortheweasley]

My old roomate locked me in my room after I told her I was moving out, so I’d have to crawl out my window to go outside, into the apartment and unlock my door so I could get ready and go to work.

[@stateyourthesis]

Jeezus

[@wongalahara8196]

@@stateyourthesis Jesus*

[@kate-ec4pj]

LMAO what was the point of her doing that that’s insane

[@morgan5370]

i feel like zach made that story up on the spot lol, with peace and love

[@cassandra811]

I feel like most shit he says he makes up lol… gotta be awkward for the ppl he knows in real life who watches and is like ??? That never happened. Lol Ever since the day he started he’s striked me as someone who wants to fit in so bad, so maybe that’s why. Best sound guy around tho

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

My current roomate murdered a person, so that is uncomfortable for me. But he helped me get this iphone past the guards so…it is really a trade off.

[@aimeemoonbow4005]

Call the cops dude

[@JaneDoe-vs3hc]

@@aimeemoonbow4005 I think he’s implying he’s in jail

[@aimeemoonbow4005]

@@JaneDoe-vs3hc well he Said current lol

[@ghoulishtoad]

Based watching h3 in prison

[@saintkayleepain]

pls I need to know what you did to get in bc why are y’all together😭😭

[@Mmarialejj]

I had a roommate that was bothered by the faint sound of music coming from mine and other roommate's headphones... we couldn't even listen to videos with headphones or the future fuk$#$g lawyer would complain, she slept till noon and we would wake up at 5 am for school, we couldn't even turn on the light in the winter at 11 am because she was sleeping, after weeks we started ignoring her and doing whatever we had to do, I couldn't get dress in the dark anymore.

[@laracahow6303]

Lol anyone else find it hilarious they’re freaking out over 2 Benadryl pills and a sip of the meds 😂

[@gabrielaperezmt]

Goddamn Ethan looks sooooo much more healthy now!!!!! It’s crazy to see the Change

[@Hipandie]

Ethan rubbing his chinny chin is cracking me up ❤️

[@sare2007]

It was annoying me

[@sare2007]

The ice part lol

[@Shalomjoyyy]

I rented a place, gave her all my money, signed a lease, got a key. The day I showed up, the door was open and the house was empty. I found her online advertising for a place in another city. Cops caught her, she had done it to 6 other people. I had 2 days to find a new place, with no money. I moved into a house in a cemetery with a guy who was serving a weekend sentence for a violent offence, another guy who kept hocking all the furniture and let his dogs shit and piss all over the house, leaving it for days before cleaning it up, another guy who would constantly make aggressive sexual comments towards me and I didn’t have locks on my door. And another guy who was a closeted drag queen with schizophrenia who would come home in the middle of the night with a new guy every night. Just a wild cast of characters. They saved me from the street though. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤗

[@tianna1116]

That’s sounds intense. And scary

[@Shalomjoyyy]

@@tianna1116 weirdly, the dude with the violent offence was the one I felt most comfortable with.

[@beckyspookie8306]

ABs face when zacks talking about his roommate 😂😂😂😂😂 He knows it’s going to be bad..

[@FeelMyMagic]

With peace and love, Zach made this story up.

[@elindsp]

Or he was talking about things he himself did!

[@danielsizemore2588]

100% made up

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

Me, needing a huge amount of ambien, klonopin, and a ton of Benadryl just to sleep every night.

[@beckyfitts8223]

THAT’S the face of Dan that I want to see! No more hiding behind those monitors or beanies. Sincerely, my bald headed bearded husband

[@wongalahara8196]

Uh ma'am. That's OUR bearded husband.

[@abistoxks]

I had a health crisis and my friend called for emergency help and I was taken to a hospital. My roommate got pissed at me because a cop and an ambulance were called to the apartment? (She smoked a lot of weed) So she packed all my stuff up while I was in the hospital and threw it outside so that’s what I came back to when I got out🙄🙄

[@huskboo]

Hila’s eyes look absolutely stunning with that color of hair.

[@Eucis93]

I’ve never had a rommate, but I stayed at a (now former) friends house for a few weeks because she was a single mom to a few month old baby girl (the father got full custody pretty soon after this) and I just wanted to help her out with the baby. Everything was normal up until the second night. I bathed, fed and changed the baby girl and put her to bed in the crib in my friends room so my friend could rest, then I did some cleaning and other small chores and went to bed on the couch while (I thought) my friend was in the shower. In the middle of the night, around 1:30-2am, I wake up to the baby crying. When I can’t hear my friend shushing or comforting the baby at all I go to check on them, and see my friend is gone and the baby’s alone. Friends bed is still made but her bag, shoes and jacket is gone. I make sure the baby is fed, changed and otherwise okay and call my friend who answers by the third call. Basically she had snuck off once I fell asleep to go party with her crackhead friends and dealers. I’m pissed obviously but I play it cool as to not cause a scene and call CPS as soon as they open and then call the baby daddy. Dad shows up and CPS a little later and they hand dad the baby, and I go home. Cut to a few months later she was basically thrilled to no longer have custody or any other rights as a mother, now the girl is 6 years old and my ex friend has visited her maybe three times total. The drinking, drugs and partying is appearently still first priority 🤷‍♀️

[@tianna1116]

Addiction is a devastating disease. You did the right thing for the baby, but maybe have some compassion for her mother too

[@plutonium2]

@@tianna1116 enh

[@tianna1116]

@@plutonium2 yea I know, it’s super hard. I’m not defending her BUT I do know drugs absolutely change your behavior and can cause people to do things they would never do sober. It changes the brain. Such a difficult and complex problem

[@plutonium2]

@@tianna1116 well that is true but it’s also possible to recover. I am sympathetic and know it’s hard but if you have a child I think there is a moral responsibility to get yourself into rehab and clean. It’s hard but not impossible and at some point you can’t blame external factors for just being irresponsible. This is six years. I can forgive six months, at a push, but have seen too many people in addiction with kids talk about how hard it is and sure… but not as hard as having a mum who’s a meth head and nobody forced them to have a kid. I am sympathetic but only to a degree and I do think it’s more responsible to just abort the pregnancy if you know you’re an addict who can’t get clean than to bring a child into the world and ruin their life because it’s hard. Everything is hard. This one is just especially hard. And yes I’ve struggled with both addiction and ED this isn’t coming from a place of judgement. It also means I know that AA and NA exist as do public rehabs. I understand that weight of what im saying but I still think choosing addiction over your kids is reprehensible.

[@yoshgurt]

I don't know why the comment about the cat poo being normal was so relatable- my family had to live with some family friends for a few years. and their 5 cats used to pee, vomit, and leave gross clumps of hair all over the house. We just thought it was normal. But we've had an FIV cat for almost a year now on our own and he only vomited for the first time today- it made me think the same thing. Why the hell did we just think it was normal to step in cat vomit every day? LORD- We called the vet right away to schedule an appointment. But they never ever did-

[@stateyourthesis]

Did your vet say its just indigestion? My cat is a skinny boy but he eats so fast when he gets that good wet food he almost always pukes. I only give him wet food when I'm around in case o hear him start to puke...

[@kate-ec4pj]

that’s absolutely disgusting

[@yoshgurt]

@@kate-ec4pj I agree :(( they're still treating their cats this way two years later. And adopted ANOTHER cat since we moved. But our boy still never makes those kinds of messes. It's horrible.

[@resiack]

Robotripping is cough medicine/dextromethorphan, not benadryl. Pretty sure the robo is from Robitussin.

[@evanderschwartz8150]

Dude the freaking god father bit killllled me, the shrimp 🍤 💀😂😂

[@boobear9944]

My brother goes to a high school here in Arizona. He sent me a photo of a note they had printed and taped to the bathroom door pleading with male students to stop jizzing in the bathroom because when they flushed it, it literally got so built up that the pipes broke.

[@trevorderry6787]

The piles of empty cigarette packs almost seems like a art installation itself

[@GobisPad]

I’m a nurse and I’m on break at work and the 5 minutes of Benadryl aka diphenhydramine confusion and education made me lol. Thank you

[@eveguardado3307]

it’s so funny watching this back his face is so swollen LMAO

[@faithkeyes]

Did he end up going to the hospital

[@zcurren]

As a pharmacist, the Benadryl bit was horrifying to watch 😂

[@dipset22554]

Btw the boots in the freezer thing is because people believe the freezer will tighten the leather up like not make it wrinkly.

[@tluvsbeauty1]

Does it work

[@dipset22554]

@@tluvsbeauty1 yup. You gotta stuff the inside of the shoes tho, so the leather tightens up on the outside. With like what the shoes come with, or just stuff with paper or whatever

[@MeMe-pj8ve]

Dude I OD’ed on Benadryl a couple nights ago. I used it for allergies and sleep and just kept taking more. I hallucinated and only slept for 1 hour. To this very minute I’m still recovering. I’m still having problems with my memory.

[@YourDarksideGuide]

As someone who had a Benadryl addiction you’re fine

[@bsummers1386]

Addiction!!!! I can’t even take one without passing out

[@gregmattes2119]

I had a terrible roommate that would: -Prop up his bed with tuna cans -build placements for his toothbrush with random bathroom objects (balancing on top of nailclippers and tweezers, topped on a hairbrush with bristles touching, etc.) -never bought household supplies, but used everything you bought -NEEDED gold cable package and insisted you chip in to pay -only played fortnight or watched FOX News in his free time -had severe anger issues which he’d take out on anything around him. -never bothered to clean ANYTHING -would scream in the wee hours of the morning when he lost at fortnight. I couldn’t get out of that house fast enough

[@adiahcondee1377]

Oh Jesus

[@dd4850]

The roommate of Olivia’s definitely has ocd and you can’t help the routine needs to not be disrupted or you feel like you’re going to die

[@user-zo6vd3qw9z]

Please do more worst stories about different topics!! So relatable

[@saintkayleepain]

Hearing y’all’s stories make me so mad😭😭 I know people are like “violence doesn’t solve anything” but if someone is dumping trash on my bed or repeatedly stealing my things- I honestly don’t see any other way to solve that😭😭

[@vawkwardbat]

That "clean booty" older airbnb guy impression sounds very George W Bush 😂

[@katej9082]

My worst ones slept together for an entire summer while I was at work. One was my best friend from high school and the other was my high school sweetheart. It happened a year ago so I’m still kind of processing it. It is so nice to hear other people’s horror stories.

[@ZairaMendoza-qg2qn]

omg i’m so sorry that’s horrible :( i hope you’re doing better ❤️

[@talysha4977]

4:45 Dan: its not necessarily 'bad' just weird roommate stories Title: WORST ROOMATE STORIES Lmao

[@benjin4334]

YES def more of segment stories, Cams is the best and most disturbing lol.

[@IbleedSlipknot]

AB's story is underrated asf😂😂

[@lemonpeel1410]

i always love ab’s stories

[@user-vr3ko2lc2n]

I have a few bad roommate stories. I lived in a halfway house in Milwaukee for a year without knowing it was a halfway house and the woman I lived next to was something else…. I also had a roommate in college that went in to a stress induced state of psychosis and was CONVINCED I was using her trash can in the bathroom when I wasn’t. So she went crazy one day and like flipped out about how I put a tampon in her trash even though I didn’t use tampons at the time. It ended up in her tossing the trash on my bed. Once that mess got figured out she put tacs in my bed that she poked up through my sheets so that when I laid down I got jabbed by them. She was also convinced I was in love with her hillbilly boyfriend and accused me of purposely leaving my underwear on top of my hamper for him to see which like…. That was our room so why are you just bringing him in there without my permission anyway? The whole thing was a huge mess. She got kicked out of school because of it so at least that was good I guess. And then I had another roommate that would not let me or our other roommate put anything in the common area. Like it had to just be her stuff and she was like “my anxiety is so bad if anything isn’t right I can’t” type shit. So I got fed up because I don’t think I should have to keep my kitchen utensils in my bedroom so I put my stuff away. The next day she put it right outside my door. This kept happening even after we had an intervention were they told her she can’t touch my stuff. I did get fed up really bad one day and like slammed my room door so hard it fell off the hinges which was kind of funny looking back because that was stupid to get that upset over something so dumb. Now I just live by myself and my 3 cats lol

[@samspetifore9875]

I love AB stories so much. The guy is a legend. We need more of these.

[@morinthe]

Cam's story was amazing my god

[@Catalina-Winemixer]

I’m cry-laughing on the train like I had to get up and leave my seat in shame

[@nighttailglizzy6339]

LMAO "he said pure degeneracy" I'm dead af🤣🤣😭

[@DCWoLFLOL]

dude, looking back a year from now and it's shocking how much healthier Ethan has become. It's even more shocking that back then I didn't really notice how chubby his cheeks were, golly!

[@shauncowell6215]

Ikr?! I didn't notice it at the time but looking back at this it almost doesn't look real, it kinda looks like the side effects of a bee sting. But he's also putting ice on his face, remember why that was? Anyway, he's done so well with the weight loss.

[@nichellekmalvous6688]

​@@shauncowell6215allergic reaction i guess

[@imLuve]

hila looks so good with dark hair

[@piggiesgottheconch]

I had a private room but shared a bathroom with another girl. She would frequently lock me out of the bathroom and leave for the weekend, literally never cleaned the bathroom, would leave her music on blast and go out for the night, got drunk and fell in the tub ripping down the shower curtain and never replaced it and puked all over the toilet and left for Christmas break. Worst person ever

[@hamiltonkeener9078]

Amazing to come back to this now having one of my roommates put a restraining order on my other roommate lol

[@darkerthanblackk1]

🤣🤣🤣 Ethan is such a mess in this video. “I think I have lotion in my mouth.”

[@tonyjohnsen3160]

When someone tells a funny story, Ethan always has to ask a serious question that NOBODY asked for and just ruins the hype hahah

[@umpinkhi7785]

went to the beach with a group of people and a girl who i just met was there and she would leave her bloody tampon and pads everywhere in the bathroom. i didn’t want to embarrass her so i just secretly threw them away for her but it got to a point where i was like damn after this many times it can’t be a mistake

[@NarnianKat]

always a treat when we get to hear from cam

[@gloriamara6804]

Lmfaoo I felt attacked about the boots in the freezer. Any time I get new dr martins I put a zip lock bag of water inside my boots and throw them in the freezer to stretch them out.

[@cheyunderwood7941]

Does it work?? Because i have dr martins the jadon mega platform ones & they still hurt my feet after like an hour of wearing them and i got them like a year ago!!

[@yessssir4581]

i love these crew stories

[@abigailweber1609]

I lived with my ex boyfriend and his best friends for longer than I would've wanted to... we all shared the smallest bathroom ever. I would wake up for work everyday at 7am, and so would the other roommate, not for work, but bc his IBS schedule had him up the exact same time I would wake up everyday. So I would have to get ready in his stench that filled the 600sqft apt almost immediately after his first poop made its way out of his butt hole. he was also a lazy drunk. so on top of the awful IBS patterns, there was also awful sounds of him throwing up. I stopped setting my alarm, as the combo of his poop and throwing up would be the ringtone for my mornings... there wasn't one night where there wasn't 5+ men crowded in the apartment. smoke, shit smell, cig smell, etc. it was the lowest of all lows. one night one of them broke into the apt bc they forgot their we*d. like literally broke into the window. I was so scared as it was 4 am and my boyfriend at the time told me to just go back to sleep. LMAO so happy i'm out of there and so much happier hahah.

[@abigailweber1609]

the smelly butt one also had trash, left over food, beer cans, etc alllll over his bed and floor with one tiny spot cleared for his drunken body to rest... I went crazy and just went in and threw it alllll out and it was never mentioned lmao. there are so many other stories about this living situation. it honestly really motivated me to push myself for a better life. smelly butts just do that to you. apparently they allll live together now in a house. good luck to their neighbors!

[@abigailweber1609]

another short story- they all came over to smoke and chill. like every night... but they were all also drunk. one of the dudes has not 1, not 2, but 5 DUIs (also brags about it) and so drinking was a common theme in this apt. they were all drunk and decided to go out for a cig break. not even five minutes later, one of them has a bl*ody face. turns out, they got in a fight over a LIGHTER. a lighter. A LIGHTERRRR. I hope they are doing well, not because I care about them, but I care about their mothers.

[@LaurenAsh03]

I love roommate horror stories so much

[@alicenpiper7960]

My worst roommate was PHYCO. She took our utility money but didn't pay the utilities, didn't pay rent and yet refused to leave so we ended up having to pay all her debt in order for her to agree to leave because management said legally we’d all be evicted, not just her.

[@blueberryeyes444]

Dan telling the story about his neighbour Greg and how they'd say "fuck off Greg" 😂

[@Taesune]

one of my favourite segments lmao

[@luisgchow]

Ethan’s Italian accent sounds like that hamster from zootopia

[@abby2508]

I also have a roommate who never cleans the litterbox for her cat. She also called me when I was out with friends and asked me to go home early to feed her cat so she could stay out that night, I look after her cat 60% of the time because someone has to

[@Diandra-]

This video hits different now, how did they ignore their roommates abuse and neglect to the cat they also lived with in the house 😢

[@gwen304]

YUP im currently finding out about how shitty these people are too.

[@FernandoDiaz-gr3pj]

​@@gwen304t was their roommate's cat, get a fucking grip

[@KirstiStephenson]

Cam's story is Epic!!!! So Funny, Best Topic!😂

[@c.anneulamontgomery8087]

They should have called Donna for mom advice on the beard and Benadryl. And definitely not mix

[@Anr1231]

Dude i love yalls story of how u met

[@mago4404]

Best format

[@paigematthews7444]

I have a restraining order against one of my first roommates. She was violent and unhinged and our landlord wouldn’t evict her even if we all threatened to move out. One time she called animal control and had them remove all the pets from the house (luckily my dog was with me). She would have her bf over for weeks at a time, and her kids (three of them). Her exes would show up and cause drama. She would leave her dog locked in her room for days. We had to completely remove the carpet after she left. She would try to break into our rooms at night and threaten to have her boyfriend murder and r*** us. Plus she was a hoarder.

[@approximateknowledge5577]

Wow look at Ethan from a year ago! Did has lost wieght since then and it really shows on his face. Hila is always fabulous and ill say ive been loving her blimde looks now in 2023! Keep it up!

[@heatherfoster7823]

He definitely has lost weight but keep in mind his face is extremely swollen in this clip lol