Ethan Analyzes Our Fridges

[@milkteamachine]

AB’s is what I’d expect from a teenager that just stared living on his own, not a married couple

[@JunkBondTrader]

Right. People waste 30-40 percent of their food on average. And its not like he necessarily eats less than them, just shops more.

[@katherinpadron17]

“ all products contain fresh cream, excuse me…. okay imma just say it rapeseed oil” please bro i couldn’t stop laughing😭

[@perpetual_happiness]

LMAO

[@agent_w.]

You know you’re really bored when you’re watching an over 20 minute long video about Ethan analyzing refrigerators...

[@selfaware7617]

One of his better segments

[@thedouglaspodcast]

@@selfaware7617 because there wasn’t a single mention of politics or drama lol. I do like the drama but cannot STAND his political views..

[@bananskal1921]

@@thedouglaspodcast What is it about his political views that you don't like?

[@Spooky_Dook]

I was actually throughly entertained. I thght it was a great little segment.

[@thedouglaspodcast]

@@bananskal1921 I’ll elaborate if you gimme a bit about your political views lol. I don’t have the energy today to debate if you have the same views as him 😂 I’m also just not very political at all.. at least not the traditional “democrat” and “republican” sense. I’d fully characterize myself as independent.. to give you an idea.

[@samt432]

I love how everyone said Dans was fully stocked, it was like 80% condiments 😂

[@senatrahm5215]

omfg i burst out laughing when ab’s fridge popped up😭

[@amreenshaju8038]

Why is his fridge so empty thooo 😭😭 He lived with his wife right?

[@Rlrlrl1962]

His fridge is just as empty as mine 😭

[@AK-qi4yz]

so this is what skinny ppls fridges are like 😭

[@dantedavies8042]

bruh chill it's pretty much my fridge too

[@N3lke]

Same lmao

[@Evadooker]

AB's fridge looks like he is hours from being homeless

[@comfycornernook]

lol so true 😂😅

[@crystallker1590]

I think its the average fridge of a man

[@veronika2603]

@@crystallker1590 AB lives with his wife

[@crystallker1590]

@@veronika2603 LOL

[@morganquinn716]

It’s a sign he has money thoo cause he eats out so his fridge doesn’t have to be full lol

[@austineittreim5085]

Zach is absolutely crushing the sound bites

[@b1nary_f1nary]

When they focused on Loves onions. It's literally just a bag of onions, has none of them bought a bag of onions before?

[@baddreambaby-]

This entire segment made me think that Americans (or maybe just people in LA) don't really buy much fresh produce?

[@BannanaAnna12]

But who puts onions in the fridge?

[@nataliethomas444]

In the Western part of the US it’s common to take small trips to the grocery store often rather than buying a lot of groceries at once. So the fresh produce often gets used the same day you buy it.

[@baddreambaby-]

@@nataliethomas444 I didn't know that, interesting! So I guess most of the produce you buy wouldn't spend much, if any, time in your fridge

[@nataliethomas444]

Exactly. Saves you the frustration of produce going bad if you don't plan quite right.

[@jamesrobers3351]

Anyone else have shut the fridge door anxiety, even though it is a picture?

[@dewilew2137]

I only clicked the video so it would go away.

[@abdiabdi1990]

Not until you said it

[@deanmoriarty6015]

i was able to guess dan’s super easily. it represents him very well. idk why, it just felt extremely dan. functional, simple enough

[@sabrejimmi3097]

Yeah Dan was an easy guess!

[@d.2542]

It’s the Japenese Chinese sauces and foods. Typical..

[@cyn379]

So true

[@hekter2364]

Dan has like no veggies for a vegetarian

[@TreyZept]

It's in the hello fresh packs

[@trapez77]

@@TreyZept that’s only 2 meals

[@troymcclure8931]

Vegetarians eat crap most of the time. I would know.

[@ross3015]

I take it you don't know many vegetarians.

[@troymcclure8931]

@@ross3015 yes I do I live in LA

[@RG-FNR]

I think people underestimate just how funny Ian is, he doesn't talk much but when he DOES have something to say...it's amazing hahaha. The impression of AB saying "you guys want any Labne?" was hilarious.

[@buddhathegod]

As a fellow Swede, I'm also a bit confused with everyone's reaction to onions. I thought it was quite common to have a lot of onions since it's quite a versatile ingredient used in a lot of dishes. Maybe it's because it's warmer in California and onion might not be used as often in "fresher" dishes like salads or like bowls? Otherwise I'd imagine you'd want some onions hanging around even when you make burgers or something.

[@hellyoung2091]

I can't speak on all of America lol, but for me and the people I'm around... Onions don't usually come in big bags/bulk. You pick like two or three out of a crate, put it in a bag and that's it.

[@buddehify]

@@Spacespacespacewaste nah I’m Canadian and have never bought them in bulk or know anyone who does lol

[@KaiasDogMom]

Onions don’t go in the fridge. We have bags of onions.

[@LexiCastranovo]

It’s not that crazy, there are bags of onions at the store, depends on if you’re feeding a family too

[@kyloforshaw8400]

@@hellyoung2091 im british. we buy them in bulk but we put onions in a cupboard where we throw like all our kitchen stuff lmao. they live with washing up powder and potatoes. peeled ones and half cut ones go in the fridge tho. we can buy them singularly. the singular ones are usually the big ones and then the smaller ones are in bags. like yeah onions get put into everything in my house lol.

[@slightbirb3204]

i love rewatching this video but what struck me this time is how much love's confidence and charisma has grown since being on the show!! i hope he's proud of himself!

[@re_i_gn]

AB's fridge is emptier than 20 year old me in my first month of living alone

[@khyati7733]

Literally same 🤣🤣🤣

[@liebedich6311]

At 2:30 it sounded like Dan was about to say "My nig-" and quickly corrected himself. LMAO

[@supernatural5844]

It did, 😳

[@lllucasm]

LMAOOO

[@funkydankspliff]

Yup he definitely caught himself lmao

[@shalissa6134]

He never said “nig”

[@riase]

Why are they so surprised about the onions? It's normal to buy onions in a bulk as they are used a lot. Most cooking needs an onion. Or is this just a European thing?

[@nataliethomas444]

No they sell bags of onions in American grocery stores. I’m confused about why they’re confused.

[@AnastasiaTasou]

onions don't go in the fridge

[@sabrejimmi3097]

This team clearly don’t cook much or cook really basic shit. Most homes that cook well have a bag of onions, it’s one of the basics in most dishes

[@mariamm663]

But not in the fucking fridge tho 😂 they fo bad faster that way actually

[@riase]

@@starrisesky I put them in the fridge when I'm in the UK but when in Europe, they go in the pantry.

[@krystalazofficial]

Made me realize my fridge needs to be cleaned out, organized and toss shit out lol

[@RueDoesStuff]

i really enjoy these getting personal with the team (: very entertaining!

[@princesshuddini]

I’m starting a gofundme to stock up AB’s fridge 😂

[@sheaskateboarding]

How did they not call out the canned veggies in the fridge?

[@jenniviiv]

What's to call out about that??

[@krustomer]

@@jenniviiv the whole point of canned food is that its shelf stable LOL

[@Thesngian]

@@jenniviiv Because if you put it in a fridge anyway why buy canned food?

[@sheaskateboarding]

@@jenniviiv do you typically store your canned food in the fridge?

[@rosebouquet7501]

Only canned food that goes in the fridge is fruit.

[@nailacheniouni4877]

AB keeping it Halal 🙏🏻

[@RobwithoneB]

Dan going "Excuse me?? Im just gonna say it, rapeseed oil" it just killed me the way he said it 😂

[@DanMizu]

Labne is a more concentrated version of Laban, where they drain Laban of its moisture content making Labne- so it's creamier and more of a dip that you combine with olive oil, mint, and eat with pita bread eaten usually during a big breakfast. It's literally just a sour yogurt. Saying it's like cheese is nowhere near accurate lol. There's also Laban ayran which is the drink you were talking about at the end. Usually served at middle eastern restaurants and is similar to Lassi found at Indian restaurants. It's yummy.

[@Suejenk]

I can’t believe how much I loved this…right we need cupboards, bathrooms & wardrobes.

[@yz4043]

Lmfao AB's fridge was hilarious!!! Best for last

[@mrduke2118]

Whether you love or hate cream cheese, it's awesome to cook with . And, the first frig is awesome! Thanks Dan!

[@Nerdz2]

i love cream cheese but hate foods made with it

[@b1nary_f1nary]

@@Nerdz2 like which foods?

[@Nerdz2]

@@b1nary_f1nary mashed potatoes, cheesecake, cream cheese frosting, mac n cheese, the list goes on. way too rich

[@Punk_in_pink]

@@Nerdz2 uh okay 💀 then dont put cream cheese in Mac or mashed potatoes it’s not a requirement lol

[@duxwiththefux]

@@Nerdz2 Alfredo sauce?

[@D0vin00]

That salty drink Ethan was talking about at the end...it's called Aeryan. We drink it in Bulgaria and it's sooooo good!

[@GLITTER_GUTS]

I could tell who the first fridge was straight away because Dan said “I guess” twice trying to make it sound like he doesn’t know and then he said “almond milk I think” lol he knew what it was but still said “I think”? Trying to play it cool So obvious

[@bernlin2000]

Same, he definitely tipped his hand but as Ethan said, he wasn't even thinking of Dan, like he's just part of the studio 😆

[@mariamm663]

AB said almond milk

[@reaxlei]

@@mariamm663 that’s what i thought lol

[@gregmcgregginton574]

Dan: "fridge being 'relatively empty', is that a flex?" Me, living a third world country going through a literal dystopia: "Yes... Yes, it is."

[@valeriegregoire5073]

best wishes to you

[@runningman6722]

Where are you from

[@runningman6722]

Afghanistan ?

[@peakygamers9239]

Lebanon?

[@krustomer]

must live in a desert bc u have no chill

[@sagetheassassin3192]

1:04 We got our selves a sweet baby Ray's bbq sauce lover

[@selfaware7617]

Checklist for starting my keto diet: 1. Green beans 2. Chicken That’s it

[@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365]

Also, I'm a meat lover, but I hate how meat in the fridge has no plate or paper towel beneath it to limit the meat juice from extreme contamination

[@nicksosicc]

Yeah it should be on a plate or something

[@brynna77]

Why are your meat packages leaking

[@SnazzyParesh]

I have never had a sealed pack of meat leak. I do however through it in a sealed container after it’s been opened

[@prisonmike19]

@@brynna77 it’s just a general rule. take a food handling course. i had to for working in a restaurant and the first thing we learned was about cross contamination

[@Erinski]

I had a weird Dad moment where I was like "Shut the door!" and had to remind myself they're looking at pictures.

[@ybhall]

Bearnaise is fairly common actually. A lot of steak houses will have it for steak. You can find it in grocery stores.

[@JamesBond-er1hk]

Had a bad day serving food to random people that end up hating me. This shit cheer me up

[@imanuelmorrison2836]

Dan almost saying “that is my fridge my ni**a” 2:29 lmao

[@Sluggga]

I really like when loves goes on about something it rarely happens but when it does I listen intently

[@taylorbranson7790]

Ethan is a fellow oat milk fan I see. And Ab as well.

[@blackbird163]

I love oatmilk but I'm allergic 😞

[@SnazzyParesh]

Do you prefer oat milk over almond milk 🤔 maybe I’ll snag some oat milk on my next grocery store trip

[@taylorbranson7790]

@@SnazzyParesh for some reason I can’t stand almond milk. So oatmilk to me is better plus it just has that oat taste which is nice in a milk form.

[@maqima]

I love that Love seems more comfortable in the crew now

[@nicolelavigna7237]

ABs fridge is so so so funny. Dying at the fish sticks

[@plantetante]

??? do americans not put onions in like every food? having a lot of onions in ur fridge isnt strange at all lmaoo

[@elisemc4109]

Im American too and i was extremely confused by them asking why he has a bag of onions. Like I’ve only ever bought bags of onions my whole life? Maybe its an LA thing Im from the northeast

[@kindadecent9754]

Onions don’t go in the fridge. People in LA eat out a lot too

[@DarkMagiciaGirl]

I have never put onions in a fridge though

[@SumHandballPlayer]

People usually buy just enough onion never in bulk

[@petalchild]

We generally don't store them in the fridge. Most of us do indeed cook with onions.

[@fleezyp]

That’s why loves always making that face! 😂😂😂😭

[@girabungao]

Ngl I feel really weird and out of my comfort zone seeing other people’s fridges and I have no idea why 😂

[@awsome14619]

15:37 lmao Zach is such a hype man. I love AB calling him out lol.

[@angiem6488]

Dan was very vocal about this segment of the pod. Love that for him. ✨🤌🏻💞

[@akhilvejendla520]

2:30 dan was about say, " that was my fridge , my N-word" LMAO

[@PyroJiro]

Growing poor and still being-- uh -- relatively poor. These fridges are like wonderlands to me lmao

[@chloelawrence3394]

Idk what it is but Dan looks good like happier or healthier or something

[@Aschhhh]

I use a whole bag on onions usually every week, I don’t think that so strange. I mean most recipes include onion

[@bernlin2000]

Bearnaise is a great sauce but for some reason, I've only ever seen it powdered packets in the gravy aisle...which can't be as good.

[@Kosackk]

Haha, i always laugh so hard when Ethan say swedish words, as im Swedish myself!

[@anNiE-hi8yd]

bro that shart bit LMAOOOO everyone was like “wtf…” xdd I DIEDDDDDD 🤣

[@YehNahYehAyy]

Bernaise is amazing, I have to make it myself here in Australia but it's awesome and so worth it.

[@sabrejimmi3097]

It’s available in international grocers, sometimes Costco, sometimes the international isle at the super market :-) hopefully you’re able to find it!

[@maxreber]

2:30 "that is my fridge my n- my dude" your WHAT???? 🤔 What were you gonna say there buddy..

[@patty8991]

Is that a pack of green onions in Zach’s freezer? What an animal…

[@Whyamiherel0l]

Divorced bad fridge really fucking got me rolling ☠️

[@soumya9646]

After seeing all these refrigerators filled with so much processed food, I have new found appreciation for my typical indian household refrigerator with all its fresh veggies, dairy and home made bread (roti).

[@dewilew2137]

Right?! I appreciate my non-American mother so much for not letting me grow up eating this stuff lol.

[@coralrose5754]

Same lmao

[@sabrejimmi3097]

Yeah it’s crazy how much anericans eat from packages and tins. No wonder so many are sick and overweight with sugar addictions and eating disorders. Your fridge sounds amazing

[@lynvingme]

Great observation. Your perspective and group response rests upon an h3 segment. On KZbin. Every culture has a variety of eating habits. Healthy or not. Smh

[@soumya9646]

@@lynvingme not just on the h3 segment, I've read numerous articles about how Americans have started to grow their own food and turned to foods that don't have preservatives and don't come in packets. The KEYWORD being . My motive isn't to point out the things wrong with your culture, every culture has it quirks, we're all evolving and bettering ourselves.

[@maartenhimself]

You can get bearnaise in The Netherlands and it’s a sauce of French origin.

[@sabinajoh]

It’s widely available is Sweden too and I kinda eat it with everything Edit: ooh saw where this comment came from lol. But I’m gonna leave it here anyway

[@missp498]

you can get it in Australia

[@Pennyfairy22]

I got so into this segment lol I was screaming guesses at the screen 🤣

[@itsjusteddie7384]

11:01 Otter pops is the west coast name. We call them Freeze-ies in the mid west

[@anja199]

Standard Onion-amount in most european households :)

[@harrybanda]

Why does AB have a Fridge

[@noelleelizabeth9991]

For labne and nothing else

[@mooseknuckle420]

2:30 Dan almost says a slur😭

[@ohok8316]

AB’s fridge looks exactly mine. I moved out at 17 and currently still struggling to fill the fridge at 19🤙🏻 Here for it

[@SoyBegoy]

Why do I feel like looking at the pictures of the fridge open is making me want to close them in concern of burning energy.

[@autumngoldsmith7182]

So hollandaise sauce and Bearnaise sauce are extremely similar, except hollandaise gets its acidity from lemon juice, and bearnaise has white wine vinegar & other fresh herbs. Bearnaise is delicious on steak!

[@thedouglaspodcast]

For some reason.. I kept feeling anxious about the fridges being open and kept getting the urge to close them 🤣 am I the only weirdo that felt that way during this video?? It’s so weird! Lmao

[@Wild-Wood]

Bearnaise does exist outside Sweden dude we got it in Belgium too

[@jill8512]

please redo with the whole crew please please

[@Mk-qt2bl]

Seeing opened fridge for that long gave me anxiety 🤣

[@nandierae]

I love bernaise sauce on steak. Also, do you guys not get onions in bag? I’m in Australia

[@garlicsaucespill9482]

It’s just a lot of onions, that’s why they were surprised

[@nataliethomas444]

We do. I don’t know why they were so confused haha

[@nandierae]

@@garlicsaucespill9482 they last ages though. Found a random onion recently that would of been a few months old, but it was still good 😂

[@garlicsaucespill9482]

@@nandierae true shit

[@ploopy2782]

did dan almost say “my n***a” at 2:29

[@Dreamgirl_1919]

Can we please dooooo this again but like the bathroom or closet lol

[@b1nary_f1nary]

Zach has the only normal looking one and everyone acted like it's weird. Everyone else just has vegetables and sauces

[@sabrejimmi3097]

It’s weird because it doesn’t represent him or his personality at all lol

[@thehound1265]

Do this with everyones cars

[@SchizoGarcia]

THIS is the content i subscribed 4

[@nataliethomas444]

Bernaise sauce is definitely a thing outside of Sweden 😂

[@noelt2303]

The Tahini and Labneh warms my Arab heart.

[@J2kReal]

“YOU FORGOT ME”

[@XXallycat101XX]

I was really looking forward to them talking about the fridge in the thumbnail but it wasn't in the video 😭

[@Senzenss]

Why does my fridge have like the same exact shit as dan wtf

[@lindsaybayless1861]

I still drink milk lol guess I’m the only one. Might have to do with me living in the Midwest though. My fridge is a lot different lol lots of boxes from restaurants 😂 I take hours to cook a meal that’s supposed to take 30-45 minutes.

[@jaycarroll6584]

Love his kombucha shelf!!!

[@Heh3lena]

that bag size of onions is super normal in like all of europe right?

[@Mars2304-t7h]

"excuse me?!" hahaha dan

[@LesplaisirsdeManon]

Don’t Americans have bags of onions? In Belgium it’s really normal to always have at least a full bag of onions, just like garlic. It’s a basic ingredient of many dishes ☺️ (it’s usually not in the fridge though)

[@マリー-v4p]

I think we buy the big yellow onions and store them in the cabinet idk

[@cassandra381]

Love needs to look into tartar sauce for fish when traveling, heard it's comparable to Bearnaise but tartar has chopped pickles and Bearnaise doesn't?

[@minniebat344]

I'm from a county known for our fresh dairy products and im surprised no ones using normal milk we drink the stuff straight

[@SarahJeanCole]

Otter pops are called flavor ice here in Michigan ❤️

[@sarzatonin]

BROOOOO I fucking loooove Bernaise sauce, we do have it in the US, you can just only get it at very fancy restaurants.

[@mekaylarobles]

AB is so fucking funny and the way everything he says is so under the radar makes me laugh even harder. 😂

[@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365]

Why does Dan have no items in the bottom drawer and also puts the heaviest items in the door? Lots of strain on those seals and hinges Its almost like he spends soooo much time organizing this show that he doesn't have time to organize his own life

[@jon....]

We are really using Dan’s fridge as a determiner of his control over his own life.

[@em84c]

I put that same stuff in the door

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

The shelves on the door are specifically for milk

[@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365]

@@Thatsokayiwaswrong wouldnt that spoil your milk faster if its the most exposed part of your fridge? Seems like Milk goes on the the bottom shelf towards the back to keep it as cold as possible without freezing

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

@@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365 idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ my milk lasts to or a couple of days past the set expiration on the jug

[@brianm7109]

I just ordered a box of otter pops off amazon because of this video

[@yz4043]

Dan: "you forgot me?!"

[@michaeljacksin9367]

AB's fridge could be in a backpack in 30 seconds

[@Whyamiherel0l]

AB orders out let’s be honest his fridge is emptier than freshman’s in college In the mountains with no transport

[@ondreya_1047]

Cam always with the lil goof

[@tehcyde]

Béarnaise is French. It's an offshoot of Hollandaise sauce. Pretty easy to find in stores, actually.

[@agota4375]

It's super popular in Belgium also.

[@syd5604]

the all sauce no food fridge is mine. my grandpa came over and saw my fridge and asked if i need him to get me groceries lol