The Cult Of The Swifties...

[@JoeBartolozzi]

BEFORE PEOPLE COME AT ME. I DO NOT DISLIKE TAYLOR SWIFT SHE HAS SOME FIRE SONGS. ITS JUST FUNNY JOKING ABOUT SWIFTIES (ALSO SINCE MY GF IS ONE). And love/relationship songs not really my forte

[@YaBoiSilly]

yo

[@YaBoiSilly]

wassup joe

[@alonsoescoto1410]

Hi Joe hope your doing good today

[@MichiganSpiders]

YO JOE 1 MINUTE I'm a huge fan, I watch all your KZbin videos

[@fatmyers8591]

yo Joe you are such a good streamer sometimes i stay up late just to catch your streams (i live in germany)

[@justshutup100]

They act like she isnt human, its actually scary how they idolize her, scary for taylor herself, too obsessed

[@pauljordan4452]

In an interview she said it caused her a lot of discomfort.

[@TheOrcaBoss]

Dude! I just realize it’s basically America’s version of idol fans 🤣

[@badlaamaurukehu]

​@@TheOrcaBossCults destroy civilizations>Women are the most easily enculted>Swifties Ancient societies warned of this.

[@badlaamaurukehu]

And it's an affront to the actual Dionysian Cults because her music just generically sucks. Not even a real kult.

[@no__offence]

Only some people do. Hope this helps😊

[@hannanilsson8458]

This is called celebrity worship syndrome, and many swifties seem to suffer from it😃

[@Goofygrape25]

Yes, the closest group to Taylor Swift worshipers are BTS worshipers

[@StandWatie1862]

I hate celebrities. It's almost like a religion to me. Pupoet Tools of social engineering by the the elite. Influence how young people think. Theyrea weapon of alphabet agencies.

[@robertsteinberger5667]

They completely lose contact with reality. Every song sounds the same and every style is a weak copy of another artist.

[@hiyou5622]

@@robertsteinberger5667you could say the same about drake and Kanye so please keep ur opinions to yourself

[@robertsteinberger5667]

@@hiyou5622 im not a big fan of them either, and the comments section is to give opinions, you can even say a substantial part of youtube is about giving opinions.

[@RAINBTWWWWWWW]

I would watch 10 hours of joe roasting swiftes for absolutely nothing in return

[@user-bi3nt8ej1snjs]

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[@LStream-js9ue]

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[@yooooo-wr1eu]

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[@kingbonse1223]

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[@ok-lt8fi]

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[@Zddyup]

Joe never fails to talk about cults.

[@mixemup.]

6:56

[@woopertrooper_L]

Taylor swift gets arrested everyone killing each other to go meet Taylor swift

[@vladimirputin868]

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[@vladimirputin868]

​@@woopertrooper_Lbruh 😂😢😮😅😊😊❤🎉

[@aidaniscool3482]

These past few weeks, i have felt terrible, and Joe is one of the people who helped me through this tough time. I don't mean to be parasocial, but joe actually made me laugh. Thanks Joe

[@AsmrBrooke]

btw being parasocial isn't always bad, only when it gets creepy asf and shit like that yk

[@Y0URW0RSTNIGHTMARE]

I hope your week starts to get a bit better dude

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

Swifties are like NPCs that were made from a broken program. Like they got a virus or something 😂

[@everstar2440]

agreed

[@no__offence]

What about Kanye waste or Travis waste? They literally perform satanic rituals so why ru hating on her

[@The_Border_Hopping_twins]

My art teacher is a swiftie and she was playing Taylor swift music all art class and the class started begging her to turn it off💀

[@lessismore8533]

😂😂😂

[@HannahMatovich-uy2yg]

I would skip for the rest of the year lol

[@no__offence]

​@@HannahMatovich-uy2ygso funny I forgot to laugh

[@gths973]

@@no__offencethat was so unnecessary

[@thegoober81]

joe never fails to give me a nice, pleasant, wholesome chuckle.

[@L1V1NG.C0RPSE]

This comment is so real

[@vanya_cat]

the fact they are making "friend ship bracelets" pisses me off because its called kandi and i dont want the only thing i love to be ruined by some taylor swiftie cult

[@nikocafe8749]

RIGHT!! its like the ‘kidcore’ or ‘indie aesthetic’ bracelets JUST SAY KANDI!!!!

[@vanya_cat]

UGH I KNOW @@nikocafe8749

[@no__offence]

They say friendship bracelets ESPECIALLY because in her song she said make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it SPECIFICALLY. Hope this helps😊

[@Zamasu_EDTZ]

As a dude from the Michael Jackson fanbase.. the Swifties are the craziest fans I’ve ever seen

[@jaydenlenzy3487]

Moon walkers are pretty chill though.

[@lessismore8533]

Nah the Arianators are pretty toxic.

[@fan7708]

Barbs are right there

[@ariamybby]

ok ur right but people were legit fainitng when mj came on stage. FAINTING

[@CrabJelly5225]

@@lessismore8533nah at least the Arianators aren’t sending death threats when you mention her carbon emissions. That ALONE should make people stop listening to TS. Also, she hasn’t had a decent song since like 2016-2018.

[@NI99ABALLS1]

Joe is genuinely one of the best content creators none of his videos get old even after multiple watches

[@undeadrising-3]

One time in my science class I said “I don’t like Taylor Swift’s music” and the girls literally started yelling at me 😔 then my friend Joey said he didn’t like Taylor either and they yelled at him for that 😭

[@DezaltOfTheDreg]

Both of you deserved a medal for such bravery.

[@undeadrising-3]

@@DezaltOfTheDreg ikr 🤧

[@edwardstuffingham782]

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[@undeadrising-3]

@@edwardstuffingham782 it’s the truth fr

[@liviecarter1854]

That’s terrible I’m not a Taylor fan because she writes too many breakup songs

[@a_person2461]

Messi got the whole country of Argentina worshipping him, he definitely got that biggest fan base

[@urtiyayeah1946]

Messi and Ronaldo are infinitely more famous Taylor swift is worth 1billion messi's left foot alone is insured for 900million Ronaldo has 2x the followers Taylor has lol

[@finnblower7075]

@allthingstay13 thats just the left foot alone

[@anonme_]

I mean, I haven't heard Messi fans attacking other people for not liking Messi.

[@no__offence]

​@@urtiyayeah1946 stip spreading misinformation. Both of her legs are worth 40 million. Hope this helps 😊

[@PuRpLe_vr1]

@@no__offenceyou actually are a bot there’s no way your a real person

[@aydinredsten2577]

I love that Joe is a slipknot fan it makes me so happy

[@lllllllllllllllllllllIII]

Slipknot has one good song I like before I forget idc for any other songs call me a hater if you want I just happen to like that one song I love metal and rock but I don’t like everything 😂

[@bullet9964]

I can basically feel that a Taylor swift movie is just high schools musical with extra steps

[@GodisGreat2024-d7c]

6:30 That's some Waco Texas shit💀 IFYKYK

[@turkeysandwich9814]

And I know 😭

[@kennethhenderson44]

Joe is the type of guy to put up with a fight from Brooke because of this video for us

[@fr0stbite797]

I didn’t know how much we need a Joe Bartolozzi cover of Custer until now

[@roccothepuppy8332]

13:58 Ain’t no way bro really said Travis Scott💀😭😭 Made me die of laughter as a Swiftie girly.❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊

[@abdelrahmanwael2551]

Joe you should come see the pyramids, I see them almost every two weeks and you never get tired of how sublime they are. They make you feel like your lifetime is truly small and that nothing can ever compare to them, but I guess Swifties would prefer saying Taylor to that

[@Ashlego]

2:10 Honestly if Jesus ever came back, he’d probably not get as big of a cult following as Taylor Swift

[@-Leo07-]

0:37 michael jackson prolly has a bigger fanbase

[@Elliewilliamsnumber1fan]

3:01 HE SAID THIS AS I WAS EATING CHICKEN NUGGETS W RANCH

[@PsychoMatt6061]

Joe never fails to rub mayonnaise on my feet every Friday! 😀

[@COOKIEM260]

Chicken nuggets and ranch is bomb asf, been eating that since I was little. Ranch in general goes good with anything, it's the ultimate sauce

[@lylegaming1136]

Joe never fails to make us smile and laugh so hard we almost pass-out

[@Teruteku]

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[@lylegaming1136]

@@Teruteku nah I'm just trying to be nice

[@imoosiixx]

bro i'd be pissed if people were singing in the theatre while I tried to watch a damn movie 💀

[@Ash05771]

6:54 SLIPKNOT MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 WHAT THE FUCK IS A STABLE BAND

[@Helerin]

The movie isn’t documentary about the tour. Its liturally the whole tour shown in cinema screen.

[@Lazypandalovesart]

she preforms 44 songs on the setlist. Also she’s just supporting her boyfriend

[@LivIsLife]

joe is single handedly becoming a swiftie

[@_P4nth3r_]

joe never fails to barto my lozzi ❤

[@LXG987]

This is the earliest I’ve been to a Joe video (totally not lying)

[@Koa04-24]

Joe never fails to strap me down and tickle my toes with his banger videos

[@Grandpa_qt]

hwy if you didnt know look up everest if you want ti watch his full stream!!! :D

[@YaBoiSilly]

Ayo?

[@Jovani_S]

Bro not again💀💀

[@chillvibess-rt5ol]

unfunny

[@Koa04-24]

@@chillvibess-rt5ol yes daddy

[@audreybcorinne]

im convinced Swifties are just the equivalent to theatre kids..

[@no__offence]

If that will make you sleep good at night. It's fine

[@audreybcorinne]

@@no__offence I’m not saying that as a bad thing 😂

[@no__offence]

@@audreybcorinne respect respect

[@ConnorUbetcha]

@@audreybcorinne dude this guy is horrible 😭 look at his recent comments on this channel

[@audreybcorinne]

@@ConnorUbetcha oh my… no way.. 😭😭

[@itsjackl]

originally they were very close in monthly listeners on spotify and they would constantly pass each other, now the weeknd is 16 million ahead

[@Canthinkofaname681]

how does he have that many if fortnite made him

[@itsjackl]

@@Canthinkofaname681 i cant do this shit no more 😭🔫

[@Canthinkofaname681]

🤣🤣

[@yoonmin1351]

As a bts fan, ARMIES are more toxic cause it’s K-pop, swifties are more dramatic. But rn I would say Taylor swifts fanbase is taking the lead on most crazy. I don’t even think I’ve seen ARMIES freak out like that over a concert ticket.

[@kingdragon1076]

Taylor swift is a boss that spawns annoying little minions

[@no__offence]

Then what is the weekend? What about Kanye west?

[@Messedmindsolos]

Joe ur literally the reason why I’m streaming on twitch now, fucken Joe DEEE goat

[@DandJ9]

It’s always a good day when joe posts Edit 1: I’m not a bot stop replying that

[@starke4842]

you're not real

[@YaBoiSilly]

bot

[@DandJ9]

I’m real dude I ain’t no bot

[@YaBoiSilly]

@@DandJ9yeah sure buddy

[@DandJ9]

Alright SillyRhys7Gaming

[@lowquality2915]

Swifties are so cringe man, in my classroom i just be mentioning the word unknown, all of a sudden all the girls in the classroom starts singing the shittiest song i heard in my life because the lyrics say unknown

[@Sworldy1]

A couple kids at my school are diehard swifties and it pisses me off since they will interrupt class to talk about it 🤦

[@edorasmarauder5761]

The amount of power this one woman has over young girls is absolutely terrifying, if I’m being honest.

[@ConnorUbetcha]

Joe never fails to swift me more swiftly from being a swifty

[@no__offence]

Go learn grammar

[@ConnorUbetcha]

@@no__offence No offense but not only was that the opposite of the comment’s point (to be dumb), but nobody likes the “grammar” guy. Also if you’re gonna be talking where’s your punctuation?

[@no__offence]

@@ConnorUbetcha what's the point of punctuation when you can't even use your words properly plus what's your point?

[@ConnorUbetcha]

@@no__offence Once again you failed to use proper grammar, also there wasn’t an instance where I failed to use my words properly. My point is that correcting people’s grammar is rude and that nobody likes people like that, especially in KZbin comments where that stuff really truly does not matter whatsoever.

[@no__offence]

What about the string antipathy you feel towards her and all the things you said about her? Is that called funny or what?

[@gswizzy17]

The woman on the subway saying “oh hell no” about the swifties is more relatable than any of Taylor swift’s songs

[@jenplayzofficial]

I love joe’s content…. I’m also a swiftie, I don’t care if he makes funny jokes about her, but I am still scared to watch this video. But I still am. These are my two favorite famous people.

[@kadyguinto8967]

truest thing i’ve ever heard

[@Lol-zc1vd]

Finally a joe fan talking about the video for once

[@YaBoiSilly]

yessir

[@Lol-zc1vd]

Then don't watch the video

[@jenplayzofficial]

@@Lol-zc1vd but I wanna. He is by FAR my favorite KZbinr. And I did watch the vid. It was a very good vid. 10/10

[@BigJosh_K]

Literally the best thing Joe Bart has done on stream 🤣 6:52

[@k6den]

The other day i called a Taylor song "meh" I'm not even kidding, I got sent 10 pragraphs on why the song is good by a stan account...

[@no__offence]

So to prevent that just shut up

[@sophiak1354]

Oof...as a swiftie (that is still sane) there are also Taylor songs that I don't like..

[@k6den]

@@no__offence you're actually able to have a opinion on things by the way! I wasnt even going straight out of my way, it was a comment on how I thought about the songs on a album of her's and I liked some more than others!

[@no__offence]

@@k6den maybe go take your so called opinion elsewhere

[@k6den]

@@no__offence I'm not even a hater i avidly listen to her i just didn't like one song dawg

[@Kappasarecool]

Moral of the story: there are worse swifties than others

[@noirhacks]

Who the hell is Taylor swift

[@Blah-ok8ow]

Me

[@shalev550prod]

I think its a gangsta rapper or something

[@Blue-lobster]

She’s a small Country musician, she only gets around 4000 monthly listeners.

[@no__offence]

The queen😊

[@Heha15144]

@@no__offencekeys

[@irafranklin5370]

" How many kids do you think Taylor Swift eats a year " ? ROFL

[@starslight-x3o]

Taylor swift isn't the problem. MOST swifties are (not all, MOST).

[@MrSeabass57]

Joes got good taste in workout music 💪🔥

[@Luna_onYT]

i'm a swiftie and i promise, some of us are not crazy 😭

[@KfcOwner]

Thats what a crazy swiftie would say

[@TheSkizzler]

You’re crazy, calling yourself a swiftie is already showing signs of insanity

[@jordsterroa]

Don't lie to us. Anyone self identifying as a "swiftie" is always a sociopath.

[@Luna_onYT]

@@jordsterroa BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, i'll just agree with you guys 😭

[@iiuxxcv]

@@Luna_onYTlmao you gotta be patient w ppl like this

[@AngelicaJenettee]

There are so many fandoms that would do anything for their idol 😮

[@orianaregan9785]

ive gotta rant about the price of the tickets $430 or more for a ticket my fav music artist concert tickets are less than $30-

[@paulgardner5079]

I wasnt aware that chicken nuggets and ranch was an unusual combo

[@danielschaner9810]

I would at the end of the moive I would scream she sucks and see what people do

[@mexicanink746]

Legend

[@bigrich6075]

Somebody: Taylor swift sucks Swifties: *SLAMS STARBUCKS WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

[@dante_0962]

Bye 👋

[@Sbazman2054]

You made my day thank u Joe

[@McKennaLB]

As a kpop fan… I also cried when I got concert tickets for my birthday… BUT TO BE FAIR I had always dreamed of going to a concert and the tickets I got weren’t 2 grand 💀

[@sharonajodhia5586]

She is an average singer with the mentality of a 15-year-old.

[@LeShi679]

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

[@YaBoiSilly]

Damn I know right? Thats crazy 😂😂😂

[@collin82684]

It’s like he’s still here🕊️

[@noahsandoval4685]

chicken nuggest with ranch us the best

[@COOKIEM260]

Right, he trippin

[@LividArtist]

Joe never fails to fortify my forehwad with his banger content

[@soviet_union1936]

i feel bad for taylor swift because her fans and the nfl is ruining her career by doing this so yea im kinda feeling bad for her

[@stevenmorris2234]

I don’t feel bad for her fans. But ya I feel bad for her. One of these days Taylor Swift could die in the future at a young age. I mean so much fame can’t be good for a person’s mental health. Even though I have no reason to feel bad for her since she’s worth a billion dollars. It’s very gross seeing every single person praising her. I mean this literally feels like the coming of Christ. I enjoy her music too. But this is insane! I would get exited too. But this is just ridiculous.

[@zato1zulu]

Bro sang the psycosocial intro guitar riff 10:39

[@andrewmerritt2674]

Why does it matter if she’s making a documentary ??? Many many many fucking people have done that for much less interesting or even comparable things…

[@Kahoneki]

blessed be thou when joe uploads

[@kadyguinto8967]

as a swiftie, we are definitely cultish

[@roninfjeld]

No we aren’t

[@DrippiestSkullEmoji]

​@@roninfjeldhell yeah you are

[@YeCurry0]

@@roninfjeld Biggest meatriding cult oat

[@Jpbnb.]

yes tf yall are. Sent death threats to a multiple childs for disliking the music 💀💀 @@roninfjeld

[@roninfjeld]

@@Jpbnb. Your thinking of kanye west fans

[@williamolp545]

44 songs she plays at the eras tour get ut right bruh!😂😂

[@YOU-ARE-THE-SUN]

Final lap tour > Eras tour

[@ttwentty]

bro almost made me spit my water out when he started dancing about the mosh pit 😭

[@bamboozled1449]

BTS has a bigger fan base and they’re all actually insane. like find ppl’s ip address if you say you don’t like them kinda insane…

[@matthewhueftle]

2:41 bad, joke, incoming this man listens to kid Cudi day and night

[@akkrekz]

Joe never fails to spread my cheeks and fill me up with happiness ❤❤

[@chillvibess-rt5ol]

unfunny

[@Scoobylol]

Another banger love you joe

[@RealCreepz.]

1 hour gang

[@P_griddy]

Fortnite balls

[@ActuaIIyCookie]

Fortnite balls

[@Renai011]

fortnite balls

[@shameekpalmer9112]

Fortnite balls

[@dompressimone9601]

one of her apostles was saying she had enough money to own kanye as property 💀

[@lllllllllllllllllllllIII]

No tf she doesn’t Kanye is way richer then her broke ass he is close friends with Jayz and Beyoncé which are multi billionaires and I’m pretty sure Kanye isn’t far from a billionaire no way is Taylor that rich just because someone is famous doesn’t mean anything

[@X_Bartoloser_x]

I liked my own comment Edit: I have more likes then joe lol

[@TheGuyWhoAsked104]

I disagree

[@RAINBTWWWWWWW]

I don’t give a flying fuck

[@Terse-Ranger]

Stop getting likes👺

[@DandJ9]

I also disagree

[@Gone.soonbae]

I eat glue

[@Sketchy.studios]

okay to be fair if i saw all of live aid in the 80's it would be the greatest moment of my life because all those people are amazing

[@picklechin1970]

Kanye and Taylor fs have the most annoying fanbases.

[@no__offence]

Only kanye. Taylor's fanbase literally mind their own business while Kanye fans literally go to her concerts to cause trouble. Hope this helps😊

[@slixzsey_lmg]

@@no__offencemaybe in real life but not on the internet

[@Ihatenewgametheorist2.0-pf3nb]

The fan base is worst then the loud house fandom

[@no__offence]

@@Ihatenewgametheorist2.0-pf3nb if u hate taylor for her fan base, then you might hate football , basketball and others too

[@juu4524]

@@no__offence is you raging on every comment that slightly doesn’t like her minding your own business?

[@TempleofBrendaSong]

Average Swiftie vs Average Brenda Song Disciple

[@A_ngelle_]

At the end of the day, I wish we could all just let everyone enjoy what they like.

[@KuyaBJLaurente]

The Weeknd’s fan base is basically the general public who casually plays his music. Like any person who just enjoys his music, but not necessarily crazy towards him as a personality. Whereas, Taylor has a more targeted fan base and her personal life is tied up to her music. Those who listen to her music are young, have more time, and are more attached and loud regarding their love for Taylor. They would also tend to mostly listen to Taylor.

[@minty-mint]

Fortnite live event better

[@Stinky377]

Fr

[@DaBearsProdz]

Joe never fails to have the same comment section every video

[@Nah_nah1]

I liked my own comment

[@josephsakali3959]

Joe's hairline is getting better fr

[@TTCISGOAT]

That’s why Tyler the creator better

[@zach6458]

I have been telling my sister that taylor swift is just a cult for years

[@renaebryan39]

🚨joe upload🚨joe upload🚨joe upload🚨

[@roccothepuppy8332]

I love my mom and dad and grandma and grandpa so much!!!❤❤

[@baronghede2365]

I'm obsessed with Bushido and stoicism.

[@convulsivecurrentz]

When I saw ptv in concert I don’t think I’ve ever cried harder lol

[@Jordanslore]

one of the girls on the bus with the red skirt was from the swifties compete for concert tickets

[@KateFenty]

The Biggest and Most Vicious Female Fanbases: Beyoncé's Beyhive and Taylor's Swifties>>Nicki's Barbz>>Blackpink's Blinks

[@zayden8681]

Joe: “how many people would die for Taylor Swift, millions” me: that’s the definition of a simp

[@Stewieisonearth]

Didn’t know Kid Cudi was one of your favorite artists. respect.