The Daily Show - Majority Retort

[@RuskePerson]

"My childhood neighborhood was so poor parents couldn't even afford to buy shoes for their children. And that's why I want to cut funding to education, infrastructure, and safety net programs! If *I* had to live that way, then damn sure my children's generation should live that way too!"

[@0MoTheG]

RuskePerson Exactly. Basically she said: I was poor but it was not bad because I was not different. Let's make more people poor then they don't have to feel so alone.

[@user-tm4my4jb6d]

RuskePerson hahahahahaahahaah

[@xiomara5147]

I was thinking the exact same thing! Why do poor people grow up to be Republicans?! Someone told them it was a Mexican's fault, probably!

[@alexandercanella4479]

@@xiomara5147 republicans are the wealthier group. Even if your statement was true, why would growing up poor make someone less able to run a country? Id rather have people who made their own way opposed to having mommy and daddy's money

[@MajorMlgNoob]

@@alexandercanella4479 Democratic Congressional Districts have a higher average income than Republican ones lol

[@Mareepu]

"I'm not embarrassed of my shitty situation because everyone else had a shitty situation too."

[@Cudgeon]

+Mareepu "And we want to bring labor back to those shitty situations, so thank you for your vote."

[@Junebug89]

Make Children Labour Again?

[@satevo462]

Polishing a turd in a dystopian society.

[@PsychicRadroach]

That's Cruz's new campaign slogan: "Cruz 2020: Nah, let me start over"

[@123Yellowberry123]

Late reply, but your comment is legendary.

[@soccerruben1]

It’s 2019, so a year from now

[@antzerobooks]

Hi, 2020 here, so, uh, bad news

[@kingbadmovie]

He will nevaaaahh surrendaaaahh.

[@brookylnrage43]

All these comments aged well.

[@foyboy2013]

Man, you gotta love Jon Stewart. They guy is a comedic genius.

[@frankfarmer3853]

He's a political genius. He simply uses comedy to point out how fucking stupid Republicans are.

[@dubsterbryan]

Frank Farmer he edits and cuts what he sees fit. remember he is a comedian. paid by a bias POLITICAL TV STATION!!!!!!

[@ProfessorFickle]

dubsterbryan is fox news Bias political tv station?

[@topherd1011]

Oh yeah reading a TelePrompTer full of material written by a 25 member writer team as well as telling the audience when to laugh at a TAPED event every night is comedic genius. Pure comedic genius. Glad this jew boy is on his way out.

[@foyboy2013]

CDubs HasIt I take it he stole your lunch money on numerous occasions...

[@wheatboi8255]

"Medium incomes have stagnated for over a decade" you can see on his face as he realizes Oh shit, I just implied the previous president was part of this mess. ".... Uhhh let me start over!"

[@bsarioz]

+Rickrolled8024 Which(Patriot Act) was largely supported by Republicans except Rand Paul.

[@politics-bu3pw]

+FraggingBard I agree with everything except the part about the far-right, like you a lot of problems in american politics but far-right? naaaah.

[@jaelynnzee9091]

+Rickrolled8024 No child left behind, punishes teachers for bad students. That's what went after the teachers union if I recall right. At least in my state.

[@yohei72]

Don't Republicans think even mentioning income inequality is demagogic "class warfare"? I guess not when they think they can blame it on a Democrat.

[@thomasscherrer8393]

@@Rickrolled8024 in some countries, we'd call that... authoritarian.

[@miks8]

"Medium income has stagnated for over a decade!" ........ oh wait, fuck, that doesn't help my point.

[@akinakinwusi8041]

+Peppermint yeah then he remembers shyte..the black guy hasn't been there for that long hahaha

[@peterpiper7441]

+Akin Akinwusi The damned black guy who isn't even black! (How dare he?)

[@ZeeDodger]

"Nostalgia University: It was better when your dad went there" is one of my favorite funny quotes from this show ever 😂

[@FrankHarrison12]

He might want to pull that "lemme start over" shit with his presidential campaign....

[@TCt83067695]

shots fired hahahahaha

[@somethingclever4563]

Bam!

[@yoheikun6880]

Frank Toldt $ i

[@Psnowdog7]

It's so weird, looking back on this now. Back when Ted Cruz had not yet been outed as the Zodiac Killer and was merely "this guy" and the winner of an Implodey.

[@idalarsen2540]

Oh honey you ain't seen nothing yet. Sincerely, 2021.

[@justhearmeout3959]

​@@idalarsen2540oh honey, it's all downhill from here. Sincerely 2024

[@GamonKills]

Oh my god, are these people joking? Are these really the people who have a role in deciding our nation's politics? I think I'm switching my major

[@frankfarmer3853]

Go into plastic bread bag technology. It will get you far in red states.

[@danielortman2534]

GamonKills Doesn't matter what party, politicians are 70% idiots only motivated by their own careers, 25% crazy people who have no idea what they are doing, and 5% leaders.

[@skyhawk00787]

GamonKills If you recognize a problem in Washington D.C., than that's all the more reason to maintain your major; I assume you're goin' into political science like me. Am I right? Our generation is the future, and we WILL make a difference!

[@Gabryal77]

skyhawk00787 your generation has more or less been stuck with a 300 year old bar tab, and you aren't even old enough to drink

[@skyhawk00787]

Gabryal Sansclair It's true that my country has much blood on its hands; it's rooted in our nation's inception. We stole this land from the Native Americans, and we've pillaged other third world nations for their resources since then. However, even against the most ostensibly insurmountable odds, there is always a chance for potential redemption. In fact, the seemingly lost causes are the ones worth fighting for more than any others, even if it means dying for 'em. Just one thing, though... I'm 28-years-old ;)

[@pmtthedancer]

Anyone watching in 2020, mid Corona virus response, missing the simpler times...

[@breeze7464]

@@DT_Perigee oh you just wait... with all these protests, coronavirus could have a bad outbreak now. Fingers crossed that we just have to wait until winter to see about that.

[@buttermanex2002]

We have no idea where the mid range is

[@danielweeks4886]

C Breeze the protests are very hygienic

[@namelessentity5851]

20 July 2020, 1940 hours. As things are today, I am waxing nostalgic for the days of the dreaded "Y2K" scare.

[@christopherluke9658]

Later in 2020. Agent Orange is gone but 3k deaths a day.

[@Slider1207]

Can someone please explain to me why they feel the need to share childhood stories about themselves? They're politicians, not drinking buddies. Who is simple enough to fall for that kind of "I'm just like you" pandering bullshit, anyway?

[@Gabryal77]

Slider1207 the american public, or so studies show

[@bluesteel8376]

+Slider1207 The sad thing is that shit actually works on a lot of people.

[@benediktopulus]

+Slider1207 Americans.

[@peterpiper7441]

+Slider1207 This isn't really a case of 'pandering'. (Pander, v. to gratify or indulge (an immoral or distasteful desire or taste or a person with such a desire or taste).

[@johnv5129]

+Slider1207 well they are tea party members, so you kinda have to get drunk to vote for them

[@77777Spooky]

Here is the thing, the reason that these people continually get elected is that people who like these guys are the ones who are actually voting in elections. I am a proud liberal, and I am ashamed to say I did not vote in midterm elections until last fall at the age of 25, I should have done it sooner, but I am hardly the only one to make that mistake. Our votes matter, and by not voting we share a piece of the blame for allowing people like this to take control of Congress last fall, and we as a community share a piece of the blame for allowing these people to dominate our government for much of our history as a Nation. Political surveys throughout the country demonstrate that most Americans do not agree with the people shown in the video above, but surveys mean nothing. The right wing hacks who DO agree with them are the ones who vote them into the office with strong resolve, fund raise for them, show up to city hall meetings, picket on the street, and raise all hell if they don't get their way. DECISIONS ARE MADE BY THOSE WHO SHOW UP, AND THEY SHOW UP MORE THAN WE DO. They don't play nice either, they bash "Liberals" so much that they have turned it into a dirty word, and Liberals caved at one point by trying to change their label to "Progressives", which was a profound act of cowardice in my opinion. We cave in such ways quite often in fact. We should be labeling Tea Party Republicans and FOX News analysts for what they are. Bigoted, Xenophobic, Willfully Uniformed, Dishonest hacks who view anything that goes against their ideology as the enemy and must be verbally attacked with no regard for factual evidence. We need to take off the kids gloves and get in the fight, and we need to respect that power that we all have only if we do so together as a larger community. Let us become aware of these issues, let us rally among those who agree, let us debate with those who respectfully disagree and let us vehemently oppose those who disrespectfully disagree. But more than anything else, just vote people.

[@JKONNN]

Couldn't agree more, and because Jon Stewart engages so many young people, his retirement this year really doesn't help. I'm 17 from Australia and our election is next year, very much looking forward to not voting for out right leaning idiot prime minister

[@77777Spooky]

One Two "A lot" is a highly subjective term, mate.

[@DJB1017]

One Two That hasn't really prove true over the past 3 years. Rand kinda tried to halfway sell out for his party, and now both sides don't like him. And I haven't seen or heard from Ron in over a year. I used to like Ron. I kinda think that he paved the way for Bernie to have a shot at a major party nomination.

[@Jack655321]

goddamn I will miss Jon this election cycle

[@thevectrexlover]

+Jacques Nomdefamille Colbert is here to soothe your woes.

[@mikecraig2062]

+Starf and Samantha Bee

[@uzernam303]

+Starf I like Colbert, but Jon Stewart is better imo. I'd love for him to cover this election. Idc if it's just him sitting in his living room, he can put it up on youtube. (Though that's probably undervaluing the writing and research staff he had working for him).

[@odysseus9176]

2020 and elections are just getting worse without Jon

[@deborah3250]

I miss you Jon Stewart. There are some great ones in your stead, but there is still a hole in my heart that could only be filled by your news distillation. 💙

[@peterpiper7441]

There is something a little bit ridiculous about having a 'response' to the state of the Union address. It is supposed to be a non-partisan moment when the whole nation comes together.

[@panama2468]

Cons are quick to find the opportunity in anything, even tragedy, to advance their own selfish interests.

[@booognish]

panama2468 hey, dumbfuck, it’s been a tradition of both parties for awhile. Bill Clinton captured a lot of attention with his response back in the day.

[@khadijahmuhammad4771]

@@booognish Okay no need to call him stupid. At no point did he say that only one party does it. So what if both parties do it and it's a tradition? That doesn't make it any less stupid.

[@MWorsa]

Yeah, the whole “stand and applaud” for your candidate after everything they say and “sit with furrowed brow” if you’re the opposition really shows you what politics is all about. No more coming together in this country 😑

[@HelloGudbye93]

I *seriously* thought the first woman was a Kristen Wiig sketch on SNL.

[@No1ofConsequence]

Clips like this will always remind me that Trevor Noah, even on his best day, can't hold a candle to the radience of Stewart on just a quick bit, let alone the the true solid gold segments of Daily Show past. The era has passed, I can only hope that an echo of it might resound every now and then from the void the it now currently resides in.

[@MrWhiteVzla]

I know I'm a year late, but I want to say that you are right. Trevor is a good comedian. He is extremely funny and clever. Unfortunately, IMO, he comes across as pandering when doing TDS.

[@lnsflare1]

As an English major and fan of the written word, I take great umbrage at the accusation that Ayn Rand is a novelist. Considering what she did to literature, she is a novelist in the same sense that Buffalo Bill was a dermatologist.

[@DJB1017]

lnsflare1 Her work is the equivalent of a chemist cramming a flute into a beaker and calling himself Mozart.

[@thesubhumancomedy]

.. that som liked

[@ofbelair67]

That porno joke has a new meaning now..

[@bezretmet]

was looking for someone else to notice that :) funny how watching these back you now get a whole new view of them.

[@easyenetwork2023]

I know, huh?😂

[@thesubhumancomedy]

@@easyenetwork2023 Did not see that either. Ha?

[@tylermiller444]

Why does she remind me of Umbridge? Thinner, American Delores Umbridge

[@Badger65]

Never noticed that until now. You're SO right!😂😂

[@JK_2998]

The sad part being Delores Umbridge is a fictional character whereas this is an actual real life Republican.

[@Augready]

+Flying Spectacles If dolores was real, she definetely wouldve been a republican... probably a donald trump voter too

[@Mareepu]

+AugReady , If Umbridge was real, she _would_ be an authoritarian like Trump. Except she would be supported by the establishment, so she would be inevitable.

[@hmasterpiece85]

For the record that is a bull shit story. My grandmother used to have me do something similar but wait for it....the baggies go over your feet! Then you place foot and baggie in the shoe. You don't put them over your shoes unless you want zero traction and wish to fall. I wonder how much she paid somebody for that story only to turn around and fuck it up.

[@matchlessmoviesinfo]

I want this show back I miss you DAILY SHOW So very much!!!

[@rostamsunny8802]

Is it just me or was it rather ironic that Jon made a porn reference about Ted Cruz, years before Mr Cruz "liked" a porn video online?

[@dmed312]

Come back Jon! You're our only hope.

[@alexyamach3635]

Man Jon Stewart was Great! Nobody else did it better. The man will be looked upon as the master of political satire and comedy in future decades.

[@MusicCollaborator]

Jon Stewart is pure genius, he's consistent with his comedy. We are going to miss him when he leaves this show. The bar has been raised very high.

[@DJB1017]

MusicCollaborator John Oliver is the only one that comes close, but even he is slightly less smart and funny. After that I'd say Colbert before he sold out, and then Jim Jeffries.

[@Dm3qXY]

@@DJB1017 welp, Trevor Noah... i know..

[@TinyFoxTom]

Just imagine one of those candidates reminiscing about his sociopathic youth. "Yes, back when I was a kid, I'd catch lizards and crush them slowly under cinder-blocks in my dad's shed. I wouldn't crush the head, though. That way they'd experience the whole thing!"

[@DeeJayFM]

"It was beautiful."

[@DJB1017]

Best part is when he sticks his little tongue out because he can't keep it in his head anymore. Stupid lizards! Not Mitch McConnell though. He's alright for a lizard.

[@WalkerRileyMC]

And this is why Trump got the primary: Too many chefs in the kitchen, no one noticed the short order cook pouring a whole container of salt into the soup. The cooks all get fired leaving the one person who shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen there.

[@DJB1017]

Walker Riley Kinda. My analogy would be the loudest customer in the restaurant getting the most attention, plus a discount, plus every server remembers them forever.

[@DJB1017]

Or the kid in debate class who's too dumb to prepare for the topic properly so he prepares for the audience instead and slays.

[@dillonfloyd1801]

Remember when Cruz was beardless? Jon's assessments were (and always will be) correct 😂

[@SpeedyEric1]

1:30- I live in Iowa, and I have the same reaction as Jon does here.

[@jerico641]

Why does Ted Cruz's face always look like it's simultaneously swelling and melting?

[@DJB1017]

jerico641 Because it's preparing itself to be Mitch McConnell in 20 years.

[@easyenetwork2023]

Because he is a snake.

[@jcolinmizia9161]

He has what’s widely known as “resting punch face.”

[@ArguZ72]

It's amazing how little has changed since then..i am devouring those old episodes and sometimes slip into a , yeah, thats now kinda moment.

[@DbonnRP]

4:21 how is that still in the race lol

[@johnv5129]

+Danny Bonneville it's not

[@sirgendwer9613]

Honestly Katie Britt reached new heights with her response to the SOTU. She would deserve an Implody

[@kilroy987]

"I wasn't embarrassed because every other kid had the same life I did." Oh, well, you go, individual person.

[@ketilflatnose4930]

I live in Iowa and I've never seen anyone with bread bags over their feet. Now I know things have changed BUT STILL WTF?

[@spookiewon]

+Ketil Flatnose My mom put bread bags over out socks because it helped the boots slip over our feet better and kept our socks dry if the boots leaked a little. I've lived in Iowa most of my 57 years. Now they were INSIDE the boots, so no one saw them. They would do no good on the outside as they'd have holes in them in just a few steps.

[@jaelynnzee9091]

+spookiewon Same here, in the '70s we didn't have Gortex, lol. Always wore plastic in my shoes and I think I should do it this summer too when I go fish, it might help keep me warmer.

[@JOHN----DOE]

"How many people are at this tea party?" The Mad Hatter, the Dormouse, the (mad as a) March Hare, and the Cheshire Cat, saying "We're all mad here!"

[@DJB1017]

John Doe No I think it was just a few dozen anthropomorphic dicks.

[@NathanielJordon]

I am from rural Iowa, I call bullshit on the bread bag story

[@easyenetwork2023]

Me too, you would probably put them on the inside, you would use garbage bags on the outside probably. Story still made less sense than Biden’s corn pop storyx

[@Grazybike]

What can you say but , this is so awesome.

[@LucasFerreira-cq8qz]

I love these politicians who are telling the sad and/or tragic stories of their lives but they're clearly reading(and sometimes not even trying to disguise) on a teleprompter.

[@thetruereality2]

DIdnt crack me up until "Is that you SIRI?"

[@ShanerTheGrey]

We miss you Jon!!! Happy 2020!

[@DjdMenis]

John that was awesome. No one could of said it best.

[@stacielabelle2694]

Is that you Siri? lol! I almost spit coffee. Come back Jon!

[@faithinverity8523]

I miss Stewart. No one does it better than he.

[@avidian888]

Awesome as ever sir!

[@jeffrowisdabest]

Jon. Please come back for the 2020 election. We need you!!!

[@joelfirey7561]

Miss you Jon, America needs you.

[@lmachain1]

Congratulations to Katie Britt for winning tonight’s (March 7, 2024) Implody? Implodee? Award

[@gargivyas]

Never gets old!!!

[@radavar]

Everybody loves Jon Stewart.

[@DJB1017]

radavar Nah plenty of people are extremely jealous of him instead of admiring him like someone with self-esteem like yourself does.

[@Gabriel_H77]

Revisiting this video after watching Katie Britt - who I am declaring Champion of Champions!

[@JD1010101110]

We need Jon Stewart back, Noah is never this good.

[@baddiecentral22]

he may be, just needs some time I guess

[@RustinChole]

Zac he's had time. I love his stand up, but Stewart is a fucking legend. And not to be a total douche, but Stewart also had a way deeper understanding of the states. Jon's delivery is just better.

[@baddiecentral22]

Patrick Chole This I know fully well. Which is why I think it may not be fair to place Trevor on the same bar. I think people generally forget how long it took Jon to be where he was (despite seeming like a complete package that fully understands the us). I have the least popular opinion but Trevor can become what Jon was, perhaps even better.

[@DJB1017]

kersianBWmax Jon came on the scene far ahead of where Noah is. He's just more talented and smarter. Which helped him pick great writers and correspondents too, which just made him look even smarter and funnier.

[@Dm3qXY]

b. b.. but Noah is diverse, and equal, and .... south african

[@XDARUSHIXD]

"thts pretty fuking elite" LOL:p

[@indominuswrex9465]

"Humanize the Republican party" Pretty much impossible to 75% of the country.

[@DJB1017]

Indominus Wrex Yeah why don't they humanize themselves? Like by having empathy, respect for (the greatest and most beneficial invention of all time) the scientific method, and just basic human decency. Anyone who has those three characteristics plus honesty and integrity has my vote. Helll, if they started a religion I would probably join up. I mean, they couldn't make up fantastic tales to scare people into it, you know, because of the honesty and integrity, so I'm not sure what that would look like, but still.

[@brokenot]

I think it would have been hilarious to troll the republicans and tea party by making the State of the Union Address as "content rich" as the responses were. No mention of issues or specifics, just some meandering rants about plastic bags over shoes, and the "geographic roster" of a high school basketball team. They'd be like, "WTF was that?" And Ernst's "job" was to "humanize" the republican party? If that's an admission the party needs "humanizing", does that not indicate a problem of some sort? I thought they thought they had a finger on the pulse of the nation. A nation of....humans.

[@frankfarmer3853]

It's an admission that the Republican sheep need to figure out what toilet paper is for. Then we can move on to soap, and perhaps even underwear, but let's take it one step at a time. The Chevy up on blocks in the front yard isn't going anywhere and the seven lawn mowers for a yard with no grass are just going to sit there. You can't push them too fast. It's like getting early man to move from making fire to making a wheel in a thousand years - ain't gonna happen.

[@truthcantbesilenced4533]

I had breadbag for shoes.. so now I make sure for a living everyone else does too ;)

[@Miss.6ixEdits]

@) jon builds this moment up so well, the complete 180 along with his reaction is just too brilliant

[@arlynnmast8790]

That dig at Ted Cruz about the porno was way ahead of its time

[@Kash-r6d]

Fuck I miss Jon Stewart!

[@robinmorgenweck7416]

Sounds similar to when my class went to the Bronx zoo and she dressed me in a frilly dress and brand new patten leather shoes. It was raining that day and I don't know if the shoes shrunk, but my feet developed blisters and I was in so much pain, I started crying. And my teacher got mad at me because she had to carry me to the bus and kept asking me if I could walk now, but if I knew then what I know today, I would've said "why don't you want to carry me? because i'm too fat? you think it's my fault that my mom doesn't know how to cook anything other than kraft macaroni and cheese? and buys me new dresses on the high holy days and makes me walk to temple? (it was only 6 city blocks away (you know, the numbered ones?) I can't tell how far a distance is in feet or inches, so tell me how long it takes to get there and I will know. But I digress (to quote some old attorney that I know) Or you could spell it for me (not trying to be sarcastic) i hope you know I'm just kidding LOL but did I mention that the teacher finally let me walk in my wet socks and I was still crying because my new white socks were wet and stained with shoe dye which doesn't come out in the wash and my mom was gonna be so upset that I ruined a brand new pair of socks. But she let me get away with murder because she loved me to pieces. (absolutely true)

[@blucat016]

I’m here from the 2024 SOTU address. Please, Jon Stewart, give the Implody to Katie Britt!

[@lorenzomartin6217]

I miss Jon. 😢

[@lovipoekimo176]

Turns out conservative Politicians are just frustrating and irritating wherever they are, may that be in the Philippines or in America. Hay naku.

[@niklashansen3537]

Lovi Poekimo True. But they do seem to make them with an extra side of crazy over there.

[@DJB1017]

The far right are just conservatives with tiny wieners so they pretend like they're tough guys. Dutarte, Trump, Alex Jones, Jordan Peterson, Margaret Thatcher back in the day...

[@marcoklaue]

I miss Jon Stewart.

[@marlock6573]

He was spot on about Rand Paul talking about the "elites."

[@DJB1017]

Marlo Ck Rand is what Bernie's kids would be like if he was a pushover.

[@bibikhadijehsamiezade-yazd7430]

John Stewart is the love of my life

[@alithegeek]

Goddamn Joni Ernst. These robotic politicians make me really uncomfortable

[@kilroy987]

I grew up in Michigan, so I never saw bread wrappers on any kid's shoes.

[@heleneschenbacher8512]

I am going to really, really miss Jon Stewart! He probably looked at who is running for 2016...and just thought--"I can't do this shit anymore!" He's the best ever.

[@satevo462]

Crazy Eyes Where Do We Look.... Lmfao..

[@richardthurmond7103]

With all due respect to Travor Noha. John's the king of the Daily Show

[@dIRECTOR259]

So what you're saying is... the Republicans needed a more _exciting_ candidate? Forget the Implodie - Jon, I award you the _Ironie..._

[@DJB1017]

dIRECT0R So you're saying he's right, but that's somehow ironic? Just because he doesn't like Trump doesn't mean he wasn't telling the 100% truth here. That's like saying it's ironic if a Raider fan said that the Chiefs needed to move on from Alex Smith back before they got Mahomes.

[@dfghdfghuytiu8207]

Uncontrollable laughter here

[@majalca03]

Please don't go John Steward. We will all miss you.

[@ninjakbly]

Why does this seem like 100 years ago instead of just 4?

[@lovepotionsinc]

"Is that you, Siri?" I've seen more life in a waxworks museum.

[@reduxThe1]

"... an Assistant Coach from the third moon of Jupiter..." That made milk come out of my nose.

[@YeeSoest]

I found the small forward from Tijuana even better but to each his own ;)

[@JaredPiTrick]

congratulations to the zodiac for winning the implody!

[@Varatil]

[Shouts in Kentuckian anger] Bowling Green is not a small town! [Continues to grumble about having her hometown redistricted w/a city in a different timezone, while Lexington is a 40 min drive]

[@DJB1017]

When I was 16 I brewed some magic mushroom tea. I'm starting to think that the party ensued is a bit different than the Sarah Palin one.

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

If i was in the government an i heard the phrase "Liberal Elites" I'd quit immediately.

[@ShankarSivarajan]

The kind of people who'd quit upon hearing that phrase would make the government better by quitting.

[@panama2468]

@@ShankarSivarajan got em

[@BinaryStarofShaolin]

Curbelo's response probably wasn't crazy enough to make fun of.

[@dreamingbiggreen]

living in iowa it physically hurts to watch this...

[@bobthornton9730]

4:48 Wow, it's like he predicted the future.

[@DJB1017]

bob thornton He doesn't just know liberals, he knows conservatives too.

[@vidathdilshan7271]

"Is that you siri"😂😂😂

[@kittykatBflat]

"is that you siri?"

[@samreid6010]

The way the tea party guy pronounced Cincinnati will never not grind my gears. There are people who will pronounce it Cincinnateh, but Cincinnatah is just wrong

[@LloydWaldo]

Siri has been such a disappointment that a joke from 5 years ago that makes fun of how disappointing it is, is now dated.

[@HOLY_CHRIST_GOD]

Wow looking back at this from 2023 and you wouldn't know the difference

[@snellatlums]

Why would Joni Ernst be embarrassed of bags on her shoes if everyone wore them

[@milesjolly6173]

“Is that you Siri?” 😂

[@alexpetitcomedy]

God damn it i miss Jon

[@sanderflop]

I wish Ted Cruz would do more 21 hour filibusters. Listening to him trying to stay on topic is just hilarious

[@DJB1017]

sanderflop He kinda always looks like a drunk guy trying to find new ways to explain how he's right. When he's wrong.

[@thespoon476]

Man, I miss this guy.

[@dale8809]

I'm from a middle class neighborhood in the Midwest....we work bread bags under our moonboots so we could stay out longer. Big freaking deal

[@lauramuse910]

I grew up in Iowa…no bread bags

[@africanfufu]

He was President Obama’s spokesman 😂😂😂😂 I miss those days!

[@thedrake1954]

Watching and listening to Teddy Cruz makes me think of Peewee Herman.

[@DJB1017]

drake i Yeah if Peewee had elephantitis.