A montage of The Day Today's finance correspondent, Collaterlie Sisters.
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@3chords4903 жыл бұрын
This actually makes more sense to me than the actual finance news. I’ve been basing my entire investment portfolio on her advice and made 2 million kidneys so far.
@espertron3 жыл бұрын
hahaha brilliant
@BossySwan3 жыл бұрын
United Haha
@DANTHETUBEMAN2 жыл бұрын
Finance ars
@muk88042 жыл бұрын
Securivage
@seang30192 жыл бұрын
Up slightly?
@christaylor74113 жыл бұрын
Her acting is so intense it’s unsettling. So underrated
@espertron3 жыл бұрын
Chris.
@christaylor74113 жыл бұрын
@@espertron 😂😂
@Hinch20113 жыл бұрын
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER. TAKE HER OFF MY SCREEN.
@Vojife6 жыл бұрын
She's such an excellent actress! That little unnatural proud, amused flash of a laugh at arbitrary times is brilliant.
@madmurdock1004 ай бұрын
"Take her off the monitor, I don't want to see her face." 😂😂😂
@deltaMurdoch3 жыл бұрын
Collaterlie's sudden deactivation at 1:27 will never cease to kill me
@GrahamMilkdrop4 жыл бұрын
I remember not being able to watch the news in the same way I had become accustomed to after watching this show. The delivery is so spot on that it was indistinguishable from the real thing and for the first time in my life I understood that the news was a tool constructed for the purpose of creating a state of mind in the viewer and not for informing them. Bravo to the team for doing such a great job! Thank god for people like them!
@marcraygun62903 жыл бұрын
My mum thought the pound being stolen was real.....
@realSethMeyers2 жыл бұрын
🤣 Now this is some "I'm 14 and this is deep" content right here ^
@GrahamMilkdrop2 жыл бұрын
@T P I wasn't aware I was being graded!
@GrahamMilkdrop2 жыл бұрын
@@realSethMeyers 1994 was so long ago that they hadn't come up with the 'I'm 14 and this is deep' meme. I was actually 19 and yes... for me, it was deep.
@robair672 жыл бұрын
This comment becomes increasingly true for an ever greater number of people, as the fake news media get their international finance arse handed to them, on a daily basis, due to their woeful inability to make fact into doubt "go".
@steveforest83858 жыл бұрын
I knew long before it's collapse that the writing was on the wall for Watney Heckbulb. That's why I sold up and invested in Spackhandy Choptubes.
@Bhodisatvas8 жыл бұрын
+Steve Forest I tried to put all my holdings into Securivag but the market opening was too small and the currency susan was not in my favour at all.
@kisbie5 жыл бұрын
I like how you can tell which of Morris, Iannucci and Dumpy Susan Baynham came up with which company name.
@steveforest83854 жыл бұрын
@@Bhodisatvas No insider trading going off there then?
@olaf74413 жыл бұрын
I was confused at first because you abbreviated their full name from Watney Heckbulb uhhhhhhhhh.
@sarahdixon60113 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@spacechief20008 жыл бұрын
Just to remind everyone that this is Doon Mackichan, who was also in Smack the Pony, well worth watching all of her other stuff.
@espertron8 жыл бұрын
She was amazing in Green Wing. One of my fave comedians! I edited and uploaded this years ago because no one else had, and every now and then someone comments and I get notified, bringing me back here. I still piss myself watching it. Every time.
@kaukaumooo8 жыл бұрын
+espertron Doon Mackichan wasn't in Green Wing, unless you're referring to the unaired pilot
@espertron8 жыл бұрын
+Kau カウ イリアム holy shit you're right, I totally had her mixed up with Michelle Gomez who has a really similar comedic style. Soon was awesome in Smack the Pony though!
@abbaszaidi83715 жыл бұрын
I still picture Doon undressing in front of Alan Partridge after dressage. A real lady
@espertron5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewlamont4111 Really? Huh. Oh well. I borrowed the complete DVD box set from a friend and digitised it onto my MacBookPro back when they used to have DVD drives built into them, and I thought I had captured all the clips. But I posted this over 9 years ago, and I have neither the hardware, software, time, or will to put this right. Please accept my apologies!
@garrick37273 жыл бұрын
This never gets old. They show these clips in Finance Correspondent Training School.
@wohltemper11 жыл бұрын
We covered these topics when I did my finance MBA, but to be honest I never really got a firm grasp of the International Finance Arse.
@JustinBenn4 жыл бұрын
Sounds succulent. Chris.
@wohltemper4 жыл бұрын
ettlz yes you don’t want to rub them up the wrong way...
@BossySwan2 жыл бұрын
Spackhandy Chop Tubes
@seang30192 жыл бұрын
Perfectly simple: 4
@llary2 жыл бұрын
@@JustinBenn Chris.
@Jim177353 жыл бұрын
When you are watching this and really wish you hadn't got rid of your Day Today DVDs about 6years ago
@espertron3 жыл бұрын
When you borrowed your friend's dvd, ripped and uploaded this 11 years ago and wish you'd just uploaded the whole thing :(
@lozinja3 ай бұрын
The whole series is still available on dvd for a few quid
@vdd12 жыл бұрын
"A rather cowy night for the pound, it's 0.79 down against the German Bordello and 100 down against The Bitch" Classic!
@thomascassidy272411 жыл бұрын
The Currency Susan broke me
@garethhughes67392 жыл бұрын
You spotted that the plain, dumpy Susan with bad ears is Peter Bayham in drag, right?!
@thomascassidy2724Ай бұрын
@@garethhughes6739 good god, I didn't. wow!
@deanandthebeans8573 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! What anyone who doesn't understand economics actually hears from the financial news
@espertron3 жыл бұрын
Let's take a quick look at the International Finance Arse
@mfeltes3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's also what you hear once you understand economics very well.
@TJDious2 жыл бұрын
She deserves to be ennobled for being able to deliver this with a straight face.
@ShmaerkWards2 жыл бұрын
Watching this again after Blade Runner 2049, Luv suddenly reminded of Collaterlie Sisters.
@Lytton33310 жыл бұрын
Hey, Collaterlie.. More news.. The Bildungsroman vacuumed six notches against the Croatian Gnocci, whilst trading murmurs brought a swift bileback on the backwards futuring markets on the Yangtse index finger charts...
@maxallen34389 ай бұрын
I’d love to hear Collaterlie doing the Shipping Forecast.
@ewen4544 Жыл бұрын
Liz Truss saw this back in the day, absolutely.
@cmciaranmasterson6 жыл бұрын
Doon Mackichan, in her role as "Collaterlie Sisters", is the spitting image of former ITN newscaster Sue Carpenter.
@CharlieFlemingOriginal10 ай бұрын
Absolutely is 😂 brilliant.
@AsinineComment2 жыл бұрын
Never seen this character before.... This is / was *genius level* acting (and writing)!
@Desmaad13 жыл бұрын
She's creepy in her sheer blandness. Her blatantly artificial and inappropriate smirking once every episode and increasingly odd behaviour make it worse!
@billgreen5762 жыл бұрын
Perfect. Sounds like every finance report ever. In the same category of giving national traffic reports on the radio.
@mrengulfeddirector5 жыл бұрын
am i having a stroke or is this genius
@espertron5 жыл бұрын
mrengulfeddirector absolute genius
@sillygoose6354 жыл бұрын
both
@keyboarddancers77512 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable and yet somehow believable!
@michaeljames85316 жыл бұрын
If it weren’t for Edgeledge Wedgebarge’s strong IPO on the NASDAQ the collapse of Lehman’s would’ve wiped me out. Made a killing.
@cheeseontoast94186 жыл бұрын
1:53 whatney heckbulb uwwwwwh
@ph19805 жыл бұрын
I want to invest in them!!!
@CharlieFlemingOriginal10 ай бұрын
@@ph1980DON'T all the burping dragged the company down. 😮
@rumourhats2 жыл бұрын
It was Britain that started trading with itself.
@bruceleeharveyoswald51045 жыл бұрын
Crap! I put all my money into Collected Breath Dumps. What a fool I've been.
@TomboBrewsterАй бұрын
I've always wanted to do "In summary then oh no" in my monthly finance reports 😆
@JuliusCaribou4 жыл бұрын
The pound flubbed today by 4 Pascals and caused my shares in Chubley Gaslimbs to vibrate down to 3.4.
@andyroocraig13 жыл бұрын
Just unfeasibly brilliant...
@jd003133 жыл бұрын
Just found this because you recommended it in your book :)
@andrewcraig21833 жыл бұрын
@@jd00313 Haha. Glad to hear. Did you find it funny?
@explained3275 Жыл бұрын
Yes, the brilliance just cannot be feased. 😆
@aodhablackheart2 жыл бұрын
She's so chaotic, like a malfunctioning robot :)
@nelsonr3213 жыл бұрын
"Only because you landed in somebody's stomach..."
@firedragonosis2 жыл бұрын
YOU DO IT! GET IT NOW! NO, YOU GET IT, IT'S OVER THERE!
@interstate366 Жыл бұрын
When you’re watching ASMR bloopers
@phill80 Жыл бұрын
I lost it at ‘spak-handy chop tubs’. 😂
@Dead-Ball-Situation2 жыл бұрын
I love her deliberately robotic caricature, which malfunctions now and again. Chris.
@keelerrobinson57722 жыл бұрын
Watney, Heckbulb, Uhhhhhhhh I lost it
@EyeofAffinado2 жыл бұрын
I have a Lucinda Childs deadpan deliverance that makes my eyes smile. Chris. CHRIS
@austinwoods4663 жыл бұрын
Doon Mackichan would make a great 14th Doctor.
@castironpenguin3 жыл бұрын
Sure, if by "great" you mean "terrifying".
@bertrandbunatz17653 жыл бұрын
Chris, Chris. On now to the money markets and a quick look at the international finance arse.
@paulwarren61055 жыл бұрын
Collaterlie Sisters 💖💖💖💖
@rp63983 жыл бұрын
I desperately want an Iggy Pop £5 note 😂
@tcraigh13 жыл бұрын
They need to release one even if it’s a limited edition
@morningstar92332 ай бұрын
Might've happened if Bowie Bank (remember that?) hadn't died in the arse.
@set12372 жыл бұрын
That smirk.
@_Ben48106 ай бұрын
Collaterlie Sisters...She forever sits on the shoulder of the BBC's Tania Beckett & Mariko Oi.....Chris...
@cogtroper Жыл бұрын
When colaterlie sisters started yelling at 1:34 it did things to me and I am very confused
@AmaPupiI2 жыл бұрын
Had to watch this immediately when someone mentioned the term "Core PCE Deflator" at a finance conference...
@AmaPupiI2 жыл бұрын
"In the current market, I think that looks really, really good in costless collar format, where a bank buys a floor to sell a cap and sell for a cap strike that makes their dealer indifferent between selling the floor and buying the cap."... You really couldn't make this stuff up...
@RatPfink667 жыл бұрын
My god was this woman sexy. And not just because she spouted random inanities with the polish of a professional journalist. Chris.
@BOABModels Жыл бұрын
Doon Mackichan was in Good Omens as the Archangel Michael - another bizarre, cold, alienesque performance she nailed.
@KokoBWary Жыл бұрын
Lot of people commenting on the surrealness of the smirks, but oddly enough the delivery is a pretty much note perfect impression of the style all the market correspondents on the news used to adopt at that time, bizarre little half smirks included.
@An_Arbitrary_Miscellany Жыл бұрын
The "Chris... Chris... " at 1:58 is so good.
@robair672 жыл бұрын
"...with bad ears" kills me!
@BarterTom3 ай бұрын
Creates the perfect characterisation of someone who is intensely self conscious on camera.
@RafaelLSmith9 жыл бұрын
Chris
@Tobiemoss6 жыл бұрын
summary
@ZuluRomeo5 жыл бұрын
Chris.
@obsidiandeluxe44743 жыл бұрын
There was large whoop of dismay, *Chris*
@christaylor74113 жыл бұрын
Business
@BossySwan3 жыл бұрын
*THANKS CHRIS*
@lesact2 жыл бұрын
I am in awe of their talent :-)
@stephenmcconnell10008 жыл бұрын
In summary then Oh no.
@kisbie5 жыл бұрын
“Chris.”
@MrEAus4 жыл бұрын
At least she was able to summarise it with words, unlike Spartacus Mills who struggled to summarise with a sound...
@Teeb2023 Жыл бұрын
This is just so completely and utterly yes. It has all the yesses.
@jeffjefferson73842 жыл бұрын
I want her back to explain Bitcoin and NFTs :)
@eldubya7972 Жыл бұрын
Tbh I’m in love with her
@williem17102 ай бұрын
Doon Mackichan is as talented as her name suggests.
@johnking5174 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who has ever seen CNBC channel knows this is what watching a business news channel is like.
@lyxnick2 жыл бұрын
Ugh, can't believe I invested all my money when there was a unified arse. Lost loads of money.
@claudiaxander Жыл бұрын
Oh those were the good old days! Now economic news is riddled with irrational nonsense !!!
@simonray43735 жыл бұрын
I want an Iggy Pop fiver
@kowskizury2 жыл бұрын
You will only be able to use it once unfortunately
@applemask11 жыл бұрын
FOUR.
@JappaKneads5 жыл бұрын
Forex trading favours the Sambla/Viochen pairs...market volatility catapults the entrenchment levels to the retraceable fibonaccis. A great day for trading...
@mandafitzsimons11 жыл бұрын
"only because you landed in somebody's stomach"
@krispy37904 жыл бұрын
im dead
@MrEAus4 жыл бұрын
@@krispy3790 ...as is the person once attached to said stomach...
@kyleyuen2453 жыл бұрын
0:18 that near crack to recovery is insane
@nottimhortons2 жыл бұрын
No, it’s on purpose.
@TorilAzzalini-Machecler2 жыл бұрын
This wasn't live, so if she'd cracked they would have reshot. This was an acting decision
@andymassingham2 жыл бұрын
The day today was the opposite of Improv. Impeccably rehearsed and performed.
@Laundry_Hamper2 жыл бұрын
There's another after 1:04
@micahnewman2 жыл бұрын
The smirks at random times (at random random things) are part of the act.
@FallNorthАй бұрын
I often look back with regret than I never bought into Securivag when they were cheap :(
@TheBarnem137 жыл бұрын
Damn Troublefinchdusky holdings I should have invested in spackhandychop tubes and I would now be a German Bordello millonare looks like I'll have to move everything into the Portugese starling and hope for the best in summary then OH NO......Chris
@alexa15912 жыл бұрын
Should have banked with the bitch
@boozerverif12 жыл бұрын
@Desmaad The reason Chris Morris is a champ: I've seen many newsanchors who are exactly as awkwardly bland as Collaterlie. It's dead on.
@GoodWoIf3 жыл бұрын
I think I finally understand the "landed in someone's stomach." I thought it was some kind of fat joke I wasn't getting understanding for the longest time.
@jamie1507412 жыл бұрын
What is it?
@estebanvasquez23072 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you gotta tell us what is it. That she's a "heavy" person?
@GoodWoIf2 жыл бұрын
@@estebanvasquez2307 @jamie150741 Sorry guys I should've added that in. I think the joke is she "landed in someone's stomach" means he was saying if she would get into a car crash she'd "land in somebody's stomach" because she'd have her head down in someone's lap, in other words giving someone a blowie. He's saying she's loose or a whore.
@estebanvasquez23072 жыл бұрын
@@GoodWoIf Hahahahaha holy, I think you're right. Definitely makes sense.
@mfeltes Жыл бұрын
"It's not an experience which I can see catching on, but neither is it one I regret."
@Dipuzon11 жыл бұрын
further bad news for Watney Heck Bulb owhwhwhwh
@detectivejonesw3 жыл бұрын
Can you sum it in a word? No. A sound?
@karmlol3 жыл бұрын
HuUoOaAh!
@michaelsnow72526 жыл бұрын
and now she voices the top 100 whatever on channel 5
@wishingwell123452 жыл бұрын
I wish I hadn't sunk all my savings into Watney-Heckbulb-urrrrrrrrrgh. Been living in a box ever since. I suppose I could go round someone's house and just clean up.
@espertron2 жыл бұрын
😂 my sympathies… 11 years since I uploaded this and it’s the gift that keeps on giving. I love getting these sort of comments in my inbox every few weeks.
@leeosborne3793 Жыл бұрын
The International Finance Arse needs to be a thing.
@BossySwan13 жыл бұрын
Sevurivaj and United Haha. Great company names!
@kellypaws4 жыл бұрын
Uncanny skill from Doon.
@JustinBenn4 жыл бұрын
Edgeledge Wedgebudge.
@oscartravis57407 жыл бұрын
The Tories and DUP formed a unified arse only today
@paulwarren98543 жыл бұрын
I am still in Love.! 😉😍
@MCBhangramuffin Жыл бұрын
"only because you landed in somebody's stomach!"
@godskitchen8212 жыл бұрын
Whatney heck bulb errrrrrrrrrrr
@walterzamalis48462 жыл бұрын
I haven’t heard someone talk like her since before I could understand English properly
@changer_of_ways_9992 жыл бұрын
This is complete nonsense. I love it.
@LouiseBrooksBob3 жыл бұрын
In summary then: "oh no!"
@seang30192 жыл бұрын
Watney Heck Bulb Errrrrrrr...
@geeblanco12 жыл бұрын
Quote from the video
@obsidiandeluxe44743 жыл бұрын
In summary, then: *Oh no*
@FallNorthАй бұрын
Thinking about it, you don't get this sort of news, it used to be a thing, on the normal news anyway? (I'm sure satellite business channels still do). The financial news used to be a normal segment in the main news like the BBC and this is ripping at it. Now I suppose you have the internet so anyone intersted in live FTSE or currency movements has it on a screen in 30 seconds anyway, so the broadcasters feel less need to condense it into a summary like this. The last years the main BBC news generally will only cover things like movements in the pound or FTSE etc when they see they might be able to pin it on Brexit and say "Brexit bad" or something similar. I.e. When it's a lever the BBC can pull to nudge opinion in a BBC compliant direction. Also they can't afford to employ Currency Susan anymore as they needed all the German Bordello the can stuff into an envelope to fund Gary Linekers next sports car.