The Day Today - WAR!

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Jmagunda

Jmagunda

Күн бұрын

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@PhosphorusXL
@PhosphorusXL Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite parts of this is that the agreement is unrestricted trade for all parties at all levels - literally completely impossible to overstep
@doximaxx
@doximaxx Жыл бұрын
Haha I just realised that
@ArcanePath360
@ArcanePath360 Жыл бұрын
Seen this so many times but totally missed that. Morris's comedy is so layered. I was totally focused on his portrayal of how the media use their influence to make the news rather than report it. It's such a swipe at them and is a spot on account of how the industrial machine feeds itself.
@VisualiseTheFun
@VisualiseTheFun Жыл бұрын
If one side were to impose trade restrictions, that would be a breach, so yes it is literally completely possible to overstep
@samovarsa2640
@samovarsa2640 Жыл бұрын
​@@VisualiseTheFunbut limiting trade would be restricting or cutting off the agreement, not exceeding it.
@genevievecooley9641
@genevievecooley9641 5 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@archonone5164
@archonone5164 2 жыл бұрын
We are all cursed that this skit will forever be contemporary
@MillywiggZ
@MillywiggZ 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@damun2205
@damun2205 2 жыл бұрын
@@mojoriley4712 what the f r u on about?
@retro2103
@retro2103 2 жыл бұрын
@@mojoriley4712 Maybe next time you should critically analyse what you've typed out before clicking on the reply button, because you wrote 'detracted' instead of 'distract'. Or are basic spelling mistakes something that those who possess the lost art of critical thinking use as a clever technique to keep the rest of us on our toes? Don't act self-satisfied and holier-than-thou because someone else was understandably confused by your own error-filled post.
@JesseP.Watson
@JesseP.Watson 2 жыл бұрын
@@mojoriley4712 Mmm. Really doesn't make any sense... You propose satire of the sensationalist, propagandising media is a destraction measure? From what and by whom, comedians? Of all the people to accuse of distraction measures and you choose about the only sector of the media industry with any moral integrity. A truly bizarre comment if ever there was one.
@liamo8932
@liamo8932 2 жыл бұрын
@@mojoriley4712 you remind me of my uncle. He was a Scientologist until he ran out of money
@markhilton1754
@markhilton1754 9 жыл бұрын
_"That's it. Yes. It's war!"_ He looks so pleased with himself. What a show.
@watcherzero5256
@watcherzero5256 6 жыл бұрын
Hes copying Paxmans accent during the interview as well.
@thathandsomedevil0828
@thathandsomedevil0828 5 жыл бұрын
War means more coverage, more adverts more cash! ^^
@stephenwalsh4481
@stephenwalsh4481 2 жыл бұрын
War equals cash
@misdangered4326
@misdangered4326 2 жыл бұрын
“He’s gone full Tonto…!”
@kcvfr400
@kcvfr400 2 жыл бұрын
Murdoch and the hate mail love war, more headlines, more anher, more purchases. Chris is brilliant at exposing the stupidity.
@concrete_river
@concrete_river 4 жыл бұрын
"The stretched twig of peace is at.. melting point" is just a delightful line to hear
@rektyrektingson4668
@rektyrektingson4668 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@mlgproplayer2915
@mlgproplayer2915 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@notinterested8452
@notinterested8452 2 жыл бұрын
A heavy kak of cloud.
@JamesMadelin
@JamesMadelin 2 жыл бұрын
Who is that guy and where did he end up? He was superb.
@peepiepo
@peepiepo 2 жыл бұрын
@@JamesMadelin Patrick Marber. Looking at his wiki page he ended up doing a lot of writing and directing for the theatre. I would have loved to have seen more of him on screen. He was always brilliant.
@ugh.idontwanna
@ugh.idontwanna 9 жыл бұрын
I love how they just roll away the minister as soon as war breaks out.
@HighlandMike325
@HighlandMike325 5 жыл бұрын
Seen this dozens of times and I've missed that every time!
@valty3727
@valty3727 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Flugt that’s fucking hilarious lmao
@mlgproplayer2915
@mlgproplayer2915 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr! XD
@Bififress0r
@Bififress0r 2 жыл бұрын
__ *,( シ)_/¯* *
@djvibekiller
@djvibekiller 2 жыл бұрын
I also love how his name and title appear then disappear immediately at 0:44
@deathtoraiden2080
@deathtoraiden2080 2 жыл бұрын
That woman bolting off to go cover the war cracks me up every time.
@LemonMori
@LemonMori Жыл бұрын
Like some crazy Trojan
@aplindop
@aplindop 6 жыл бұрын
“People here are literally bursting with war”
@kr6productions
@kr6productions 3 жыл бұрын
lmao wtf
@Bertaut
@Bertaut 8 ай бұрын
I love how "tension here is very high" literally 8 seconds after the disagreement. And 20 seconds later, buildings are already on fire and bombs dropping.
@DavidKRoebuck
@DavidKRoebuck 12 күн бұрын
Yes, it’s always good when someone explains the joke
@evicion5454
@evicion5454 7 ай бұрын
Very glad that these gentlemen are here to give me the NEWS about the WAR
@ludogatari9558
@ludogatari9558 6 жыл бұрын
This is an absolute masterpiece critique of mass media hysteria.
@maaz322
@maaz322 2 жыл бұрын
Yup and the way the media is advertising that weapons and volunteers be sent to Ukraine to turn their country into a prolonged battleground is frightening. These actions put us on a precarious precipice to war.
@kenricnarbrough8191
@kenricnarbrough8191 2 жыл бұрын
Yeh, thank Christ it will never happen in real life...............
@HighSlayerRalton
@HighSlayerRalton 2 жыл бұрын
@@maaz322 The started when Russia invaded.
@petercarrington948
@petercarrington948 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely true. 100%!
@raytracer5726
@raytracer5726 2 жыл бұрын
@@maaz322 USA has only been sending weapons like machine guns, stinger missiles, javelins etc. Not a single tank or airplane. Basically they are preparing Ukraine for a guerilla war.
@GranTurismoRaceReplays
@GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 жыл бұрын
These guys were so ahead of their time. A perfect representation of media manipulation to push a narrative.
@DM-kv9kj
@DM-kv9kj 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and cleverly made, yes, but not really "ahead of their time". Chris Morris was just parodying Jeremy Paxman who'd been around since the 80s behaving just like this, and news media have always been a political tool for misinformation and distortion of events. It honestly baffles me how people now think all this is new, it isn't, it's depressingly old. All that's different now is the internet is host to far more of it. It seems like more people than ever before behave like they've been at the pub all night believing every word of some drunk having a rant - the modern equivalent being going on the internet and "doing research". Also, it sounds like everyone's only just learned the word "narrative" because it's all anyone ever repeats now. "Mainstream media!" "narrative!" "agenda!" It makes people sound like just another form of sheep, not thinking for themselves but just repeating what they've heard others say online.
@GranTurismoRaceReplays
@GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 жыл бұрын
@A D Don't take this the wrong way, but you come across as an absolute self-righteous narcissistic tosser. No offence! This is just an observation. I guess you're just a side effect of the modern-day bile spouting keyboard junkie who feels he can say what he wants in the safety of his sweaty chair. Congratulations!
@DM-kv9kj
@DM-kv9kj 2 жыл бұрын
@@GranTurismoRaceReplays Wow, the irony and hypocrisy. Get over your pretentious little self and stop throwing an online tantrum. "Dantes Creative Mind" my arse.
@joshk2533
@joshk2533 2 жыл бұрын
@@GranTurismoRaceReplays I don’t understand how any of what he said was narcissistic.
@GranTurismoRaceReplays
@GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 жыл бұрын
@Josh K who cares what you think? 😂😂😂
@pkpckls
@pkpckls 10 жыл бұрын
The little grin Chris Morris gives when he says "That's it, yes, it's war" is genuinely one of the funniest things that's ever been on TV
@dystopia47
@dystopia47 6 жыл бұрын
same as when he smirks after reducing that jam festival lady to tears.
@SuperJojobean101
@SuperJojobean101 3 жыл бұрын
I also love the way he signs off, absolute delight. love it😂
@artifexjoinery9323
@artifexjoinery9323 2 жыл бұрын
@@dystopia47 I HATE SEBASTIEN COE!
@leoania
@leoania 2 жыл бұрын
Correct.
@RoskinGreenrake
@RoskinGreenrake 2 жыл бұрын
He even grins when just introducing the reporter in the field for status update before it got to that stage. I bet we can chat grins like that from real life newsmen.. War is not funny when you don't have an exit or when you realise that despite your mind you'll end up with a foot soldier's role..
@oldsteempunk6728
@oldsteempunk6728 2 жыл бұрын
Impressed by how the whole slickly choreographed "this is how exciting our war coverage will be" pantomime is executed, complete with huge 3D set piece that probably took days to build. They obviously were well prepared *just in case* things took an unforeseeably dark turn.
@3frogman
@3frogman 2 жыл бұрын
No one could have predicted it but at least they were prepared
@jamieallan2859
@jamieallan2859 2 жыл бұрын
Yes the German finance minister didn't like it but he'll have to go along with it
@rocker4577
@rocker4577 2 жыл бұрын
War is neither forseeable or unforseeable
@davidmcneill6239
@davidmcneill6239 Жыл бұрын
“unforeseeably” 😅
@misteral1083
@misteral1083 Жыл бұрын
@@jamieallan2859 Presumably you mean "Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug"?
@GoldenPantaloons
@GoldenPantaloons 2 жыл бұрын
"The stretched twig of peace is... at melting point." That line _almost_ got past me hahaha
@Hchris101
@Hchris101 2 жыл бұрын
Hamburger 🍔
@disposablehero4911
@disposablehero4911 2 жыл бұрын
That's the best mixed metaphor ever.
@themagnanimous1246
@themagnanimous1246 2 жыл бұрын
@@disposablehero4911 could you explain it?
@Huntbarternsteal
@Huntbarternsteal 2 жыл бұрын
Thats Tom Hardy
@GoldenPantaloons
@GoldenPantaloons 2 жыл бұрын
@@themagnanimous1246 It's a mix of three metaphors: A string stretched to snapping point, a twig bent to breaking point, and metal heated to melting point. The joke is that though they all mean the same thing, none of them work together; a twig doesn't stretch nor does it have a melting point (and even if it did you don't stretch something to its melting point).
@robertodasilva4801
@robertodasilva4801 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally just Piers Morgan on good morning Britain
@SandyYoung1
@SandyYoung1 4 жыл бұрын
Every fucking weekday 😂😂😂
@urbanprojectz
@urbanprojectz 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ryanlocke1117
@ryanlocke1117 4 жыл бұрын
"SO DO YOU THINK BOYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS TO SCHOOL??"
@ryanlocke1117
@ryanlocke1117 4 жыл бұрын
Just coming back to say *how dare you*
@benzaybsmusicmusings9384
@benzaybsmusicmusings9384 3 жыл бұрын
And now that he's left GMB....... HAHAHA
@pmberry
@pmberry 2 жыл бұрын
The attention to detail is incredible, like the moment at 0:45 where the caption comes up for too short a time to be read which not only happens sometimes when vision mixers are adjusting faders in real time but also gently pokes fun at the slightly overlong and stodgy titles HM Government is fond of.
@pmberry
@pmberry 2 жыл бұрын
And the length of my sentences.
@TroubleToby3040
@TroubleToby3040 2 жыл бұрын
@@pmberry 😂🤣😂Glad you pointed it out. By the time I got to the end of that comment, I'd completely forgotten the beginning! I had to reread it slowly to get the point. Still don't know what "vision mixers" are and "stodgy" sounds like a uniquely British term.🤷‍♂️ I've heard stodgy on every episode of British Bake Off but "can't be arsed" to look it up. (We also don't say "can't be arsed".🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️)
@gandalfstormcrow7943
@gandalfstormcrow7943 2 жыл бұрын
@@TroubleToby3040 where are you from?
@TroubleToby3040
@TroubleToby3040 2 жыл бұрын
@@gandalfstormcrow7943 Arkansas. I watch a lot of British panel shows (QI, Taskmaster, etc.) so I sometimes try out a little of the vernacular just for fun.
@DouglasCarnall
@DouglasCarnall 2 жыл бұрын
👍 couple more commas might be nice, but you make good points so who's counting?🤓
@rosePetrichor
@rosePetrichor 4 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of great moments in this, but one of my favourite easily-missed ones is how at 3:00 the ambassador that Chris was interviewing is wheeled off stage to the left, desk and all
@SpecialKurbis
@SpecialKurbis 5 жыл бұрын
0:44, love how the ministers title comes up for literally 1/2 a second haha..
@xXcangjieXx
@xXcangjieXx 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I expected there to be more gibberish there
@raphkatchdrums
@raphkatchdrums 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 the best part. Literally can't stop laughing. That run. "Like some crazy TROJAN!...."
@willmcpherson2
@willmcpherson2 2 жыл бұрын
Like some crazy Trojan ____
@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas
@BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@tyemich8820
@tyemich8820 2 жыл бұрын
Is it because the actes is from snack the pony
@AnonymousuomynonA
@AnonymousuomynonA Жыл бұрын
i wonder if the original line reading was "trojan whore" but it was censored late in production.
@dasamont8274
@dasamont8274 Жыл бұрын
@@AnonymousuomynonA trojan whore would make more sense, because otherwise it should have been some crazy greek considering they were the ones hiding inside the horse
@bobupanddown8707
@bobupanddown8707 8 жыл бұрын
a man sees god in his car, he crashes....
@Unsung_Earth
@Unsung_Earth 5 жыл бұрын
😇
@Enzo012
@Enzo012 5 жыл бұрын
Profound stuff that.
@0mnicide
@0mnicide 5 жыл бұрын
Innit
@TheClemcaster
@TheClemcaster 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I thought he said that as well.
@pilotminuteman8833
@pilotminuteman8833 4 жыл бұрын
Why is it funny again? Just can't get my head around the joke
@jackbriggs9318
@jackbriggs9318 3 жыл бұрын
The way this entire scene ratchets up the tension only to release it with an abrupt but professional segue into the weather update with Sylvester Stewart is incredible. I'm screaming.
@chillstar
@chillstar 2 жыл бұрын
NO WAY I AM TOOO! AGHGGHHHHH11!!1
@MrMisanthrope84
@MrMisanthrope84 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way Chris Morris points at people when he's insulting them, makes me laugh every time.
@PHDiaz-vv7yo
@PHDiaz-vv7yo 2 жыл бұрын
Paxman!!!!
@MrMisanthrope84
@MrMisanthrope84 2 жыл бұрын
@@PHDiaz-vv7yo yeah I can't even watch University Challenge any more without thinking of the Day Today.
@BigCol247
@BigCol247 2 жыл бұрын
"People here are literally bursting with war"
@SimonB198207
@SimonB198207 9 жыл бұрын
Oh this takes me back! I recently visited the Australio-Hong Kongian border, where the built a low stone wall of Rememberance - twenty billion bricks long, one for everyone who perished in the conflict. Thing is, I wasn't looking where I was going and I tripped up over it. In a rage I kicked the wall hard, chipping off some of the names.... long story short, i'm in a prison cell and Melborne, Adelade and Canberra have just been nuked. Oh well...
@MrEAus
@MrEAus 6 жыл бұрын
well, as David Brent (from Wernam-Hogg's Slough branch) would put it... Adelaide being nuked would cause about 15 quid's worth o'damage
@Synthesizer4274
@Synthesizer4274 5 жыл бұрын
@Evan Jones Yes officer, this comment right here.
@jazzy4830
@jazzy4830 3 жыл бұрын
At least nothing of value was lost then
@Curios_Cat
@Curios_Cat 2 жыл бұрын
A Nuclear Hong Kong then? 😂
@chips989
@chips989 4 ай бұрын
War never changes
@DLSacks
@DLSacks 2 жыл бұрын
"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
@gommechops
@gommechops 2 жыл бұрын
Such a promising young presenter, to think that in later years he would declare war himself (on stress). Such a shame about the irregularities in the pension fund that eventually caught up with him though.
@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158
@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 2 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about Morris? Very cryptic ?
@Spiresbeyond
@Spiresbeyond 2 жыл бұрын
fAAATTTTHHHEEEEERRRRRR
@robertdenigan7521
@robertdenigan7521 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 Someone hasn't seen the IT Crowd 😂
@Jimmy_Jones
@Jimmy_Jones 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4u3p4CPhrifldk kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXbTfJZ4oNCJg7s
@djoakeydoakey1076
@djoakeydoakey1076 2 жыл бұрын
The thing that let him down the most was gravity
@snipedude4953
@snipedude4953 Жыл бұрын
The media is still exactly like this.
@keode
@keode 2 жыл бұрын
Every line in this is so expertly written. Donnnald Bethl'hem in Eastmanstown on the Autralio-Hong Kong border, despite the fact both Australia and Hong Kong are islands, is one of my personal favourite bits (And no i did not make any typos)
@tobz1000
@tobz1000 2 жыл бұрын
Clear typo there - it's Dônnnald
@jimkhana007
@jimkhana007 2 жыл бұрын
15 years ago yet still so relevant, Was the first thing I thought of with how things are playing out today 🤷‍♂️
@nottmjas
@nottmjas 2 жыл бұрын
15 years ago? More like 28, unbelievable.
@jimkhana007
@jimkhana007 2 жыл бұрын
@@nottmjas shit - I’m not that old am I! 🤣😂🤣😂 Yeah, your probably right - I just saw this clip was posted 15 years ago 🤦‍♂️
@nottmjas
@nottmjas 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimkhana007 KYTV also had an episode were they parodied a war, with the poolled journalists hovering around the 'media' (swimming) pool in a hotel.
@jounik8980
@jounik8980 2 жыл бұрын
What has changed in 15years, not many, iphone 1 is iphone 88, same shit with different number
@davidfirth
@davidfirth 12 жыл бұрын
The Onion, Colbert, Jon Stewart, Mock The Weak.....take notes, this is good satire.
@punlovincriminal5564
@punlovincriminal5564 7 жыл бұрын
David Firth Hey you, stop commenting on videos 5 years ago and make sum new bleedin cartoons!!.
@grimawormtongue1949
@grimawormtongue1949 7 жыл бұрын
"Mock the Weak" ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@AkyovNorthWest
@AkyovNorthWest 7 жыл бұрын
well he is from Doncaster...
@Baelish-fx7ew
@Baelish-fx7ew 7 жыл бұрын
David Firth hello Mr firth. I always had a feeling you were inspired by morris
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 6 жыл бұрын
Oh please, they are at the same level as the day today,
@tombicknell5868
@tombicknell5868 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Morris is one of a kind. Thank fuck he had the ability, resources and most importantly hard work to share his art. Legend.
@fkos86
@fkos86 2 жыл бұрын
BBC News this morning. WAR!
@brianyule1289
@brianyule1289 5 жыл бұрын
'The stretched twig of peace is at melting point' gets me every time.
@Chex2331
@Chex2331 Жыл бұрын
People here are literally BURSTING with war.
@AFGuidesHD
@AFGuidesHD Жыл бұрын
Return viewers in 2045 be like: "this show predicted the Australia-Hong Kong war"
@ModMokkaMatti
@ModMokkaMatti 9 ай бұрын
It's somewhat amazing that you anticipate there'll still be any sort of sentient beings left, or that any new ones will emerge from the neo-primordial gloop, after the Earth is turned into a wanna-be Sun, during the *W A R.*
@yorktown99
@yorktown99 Жыл бұрын
It takes a special sort of skill for an actor to not just look like not-an-actor, but look like someone, so helplessly thrust in front of a television camera, they must be a hapless civil servant.
@MrTalklikeapirate
@MrTalklikeapirate 8 жыл бұрын
chris morris is a woefully underused comedy genius
@geordiejones5618
@geordiejones5618 3 жыл бұрын
Without him we wouldn't have most of the media parodies that exist today. He really laid the foundation for a lot of commentary on media hysteria, distrust in media, social manipulation and the personalities that dominate the airwaves
@Johnconno
@Johnconno 3 жыл бұрын
@@geordiejones5618 That's because of The Christopher Morris Academy in Hampstead.
@MrMisanthrope84
@MrMisanthrope84 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Morris is responsible for delivering the funniest sentences in human history. He's top of the list, hands down.
@KarazolaX
@KarazolaX Жыл бұрын
I love how there's clever jokes that respect the audience's intelligence. Like how they had a reporter in place of exactly where they'd expect the war to break out on standby. My favorite bit is that the huge WAR letters were shrouded completely in darkness, but OBVIOUSLY they've been there the whole time, and they planned on flipping them on. It's really clever stuff.
@InfinityTiiime
@InfinityTiiime 10 күн бұрын
respecting the audience's intelligence! absolutely. I feel like that's missing from so much American comedy, where the punchline's often "I AM SCREAMING, WRONGLY. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW WHEN TO LAUGH." I mean, we have more shows than Saturday Night Live, but there's still something special here
@ronniemac2850
@ronniemac2850 8 жыл бұрын
Like some crazy Trojan
@rspeak5768
@rspeak5768 5 жыл бұрын
This is a late comment, but "Trojan Whore" would be a pretty clever replacement for "Trojan Horse"
@jessepinkman5409
@jessepinkman5409 5 жыл бұрын
@@rspeak5768 That's what I completed it with in my head
@panayiotispanayiotou2579
@panayiotispanayiotou2579 5 жыл бұрын
I remember it as some crazy Trojan war bitch
@CaptainBohnenbrot
@CaptainBohnenbrot 4 жыл бұрын
But it wasn't the trojans inside the horse, it was the greeks. UNACCEPTABLE! I demand retribution.
@TheFallofTheEleventh
@TheFallofTheEleventh 4 жыл бұрын
CaptainBohnenbrot are you saying you want what it is I think you want? War????
@myautobiographyafanfic1413
@myautobiographyafanfic1413 5 жыл бұрын
I love how war initiates a Final Fantasy battle theme.
@NoctuaOlivae
@NoctuaOlivae 8 ай бұрын
That's just the opening theme of the show
@johnmartinez7440
@johnmartinez7440 2 жыл бұрын
Masterfully written. "They've only just swallowed their sanctions, and now they're burping them back up in *your* face!" tickles me greatly.
@KANETHEPAIN93
@KANETHEPAIN93 4 жыл бұрын
“Let’s revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands where I was first bereaved” 😂
@Brokout
@Brokout 3 жыл бұрын
r o t a t e t h e t h r o a t c i r c l e
@duncanklf
@duncanklf 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned “a large cack of cloud”
@swirls5801
@swirls5801 8 ай бұрын
I can't hear the word bereaved without thinking of Sylvester Stewart in the weather collar
@robertpavey5615
@robertpavey5615 2 жыл бұрын
"Mr Lavrov, let me give you a hint!...BANG!".
@CrownAcademyEnglish
@CrownAcademyEnglish 4 жыл бұрын
Well that escalated quickly. ^^
@somefuckingretard8289
@somefuckingretard8289 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, the country England actually has a KZbin channel
@user-nb7wx6je4e
@user-nb7wx6je4e 4 жыл бұрын
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@prospect2664
@prospect2664 4 жыл бұрын
Death to monarchy
@prospect2664
@prospect2664 4 жыл бұрын
@Tom B naaah
@rodger3352
@rodger3352 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hello QUEEN ! :d
@j.dietrich
@j.dietrich 5 жыл бұрын
2:50 Nobody told Patrick Marber that the explosions were going to happen. That flinch is genuine.
@3coldcapricorn227
@3coldcapricorn227 4 жыл бұрын
Can see him trying so hard not to laugh 😂
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
The war was sudden, after all
@Soliy87
@Soliy87 2 жыл бұрын
If anything this is ten times worse now with the internet and social media with non stop saturation coverage
@DanielJimenez-vq5gw
@DanielJimenez-vq5gw Жыл бұрын
What a time to be alive! IT'S WAR!
@JamesMadelin
@JamesMadelin 2 жыл бұрын
Timeless classic comedy… and a pitch perfect commentary on most media, too. Genius.
@shaunflynn8314
@shaunflynn8314 8 жыл бұрын
Way ahead of it's time... I can see Kay Burley doing this today.
@chrisharrison763
@chrisharrison763 5 жыл бұрын
And also way ahead of its time.
@flankspeed
@flankspeed 5 жыл бұрын
@@joseparcenary4706 Yep, that's the natural Kay Burley reaction to the deaths of thousands: "This is my chance to *SHINE* ."
@mellowandjello
@mellowandjello Жыл бұрын
"People here are literally bursting with war."
@captainoates27
@captainoates27 11 жыл бұрын
"The stretched twig of peace is at melting point"
@opinionday0079
@opinionday0079 5 жыл бұрын
classic
@TheBanana93
@TheBanana93 2 жыл бұрын
The way the lady runs off got me good! "FROM INSIDE THE FIGHT!" Badass
@Ticks42
@Ticks42 2 жыл бұрын
"Like some crazy Trojan" will never fail to make me laugh
@jimb9063
@jimb9063 10 ай бұрын
The one line that didn't quite make sense, as it was the Greeks inside the Trojan Horse, which I think is the point of the reference. Some crazy Greek wouldn't have worked though, nor Achaean probably.
@Spazturtle
@Spazturtle 10 ай бұрын
​@@jimb9063its been censored, the full line on the uncensored dvd is "Like some crazy Trojan whore"
@ab8jeh
@ab8jeh 3 жыл бұрын
That emphasis on "treaty" gets me every time. Classic Paxman.
@Simpleburger1968
@Simpleburger1968 2 жыл бұрын
Yes ! I loved that emphasis and - contemptuous ? - emphasis too.
@MCVessels
@MCVessels 2 жыл бұрын
@@Simpleburger1968 It's like he's trying to do inverted commas with his eyebrows.
@zantas-handle
@zantas-handle 2 жыл бұрын
@@MCVessels Yes! Spot on!
@dodger01theawesome81
@dodger01theawesome81 2 жыл бұрын
"I bet he'll declare war again, he *loves* declaring war."
@ChrisCooper312
@ChrisCooper312 2 жыл бұрын
This is basically the media for the last month.
@darryl_mason
@darryl_mason 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of those moments of satire when you thought, 'There's no way news media can ever do this War Fever crap again after this.' Of course, they only got worse through the 1990s and 2000s.
@simonsimon325
@simonsimon325 2 жыл бұрын
This show completely ruined the news for me. Never been able to watch it with a straight face since.
@mancuniancandidatem
@mancuniancandidatem 2 жыл бұрын
That's why they pulled his show off the air.
@themessageinabottle9574
@themessageinabottle9574 2 жыл бұрын
Younger generation doesn't remember war fever... it's quite new for us. I don't remember the news coverage after 9/11 but I'm sure it was similar to this and current news coverage. I remember watching the news coverage of taking action in Syria back in roughly 2016/17 (arms deals and sanctions etc. not a hot war) and it was much more measured and nothing like what we are seeing today
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын
Anecdote: on the day of the 9/11 a friend of mine was watching the TV coverage in Canada. After the first report they had to turn it off when, in real time, each segment was emblazoned with "Drama! Now!", explosions etc etc Because reporting on the attack itself just would not have been 'catchy' enough, apparently.
@gerardodoherty9178
@gerardodoherty9178 Жыл бұрын
I think the media thought this skit was celebrating what they do.
@DeclanZapala
@DeclanZapala 2 жыл бұрын
People here are literally bursting with war.
@arkooarkooarkoo
@arkooarkooarkoo 5 жыл бұрын
“A man sees God in his car. He crashes...” - Jaques ‘Jaques’ Liverot
@antonydyatlov5651
@antonydyatlov5651 3 жыл бұрын
It's just funny nonsense; a caricature of the sort of impenetrable statement a pretentious philosopher might make.
@axr6327
@axr6327 3 жыл бұрын
@@antonydyatlov5651 It caught me so off guard I've been reciting the quote all day. Such stylish humor, honestly.
@jameseyk1
@jameseyk1 2 жыл бұрын
It's stupid but the more you think about it it's actually quite a deep statement.
@paulc7956
@paulc7956 2 ай бұрын
“A brilliant man and a surprisingly nice one too.”
@lorenzo1425
@lorenzo1425 4 жыл бұрын
The way the cinematography instantly changes when the war starts
@billgreen576
@billgreen576 2 жыл бұрын
A perfect example of how the media helps conflict exacerbate. No news headlines in peace.
@scottpfen
@scottpfen 6 жыл бұрын
the stretched twig of peace is beyond melting point: how true that is!
@BelgianWaffle
@BelgianWaffle 2 жыл бұрын
Hello to everyone rolling in from today's news.
@11metalfan
@11metalfan Жыл бұрын
4 year old me driving my parents to divorce
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын
I tuned on the BBC for their coverage if the war and they were talking about the weather. Even talked to my mom about how they talk about it twice compared to our national news.
@gfizzle099
@gfizzle099 2 жыл бұрын
"people here are bursting with war"
@yorks210676
@yorks210676 3 жыл бұрын
The fishing dispute in Jersey brought me here today - 06/05/21
@GodOfVictory501
@GodOfVictory501 6 жыл бұрын
The actor playing the British minister appeared as Sweaty Raphael in 'I'm Alan Partridge'. (he also provided the voice of Radio Norwich)
@thomashayes6528
@thomashayes6528 5 жыл бұрын
Cacky Raphael
@kristianTV1974
@kristianTV1974 4 жыл бұрын
He was also in This Time with Alan Partridge on the subject of corporal punishment
@IzaakCha7
@IzaakCha7 2 жыл бұрын
"The people here are literally bursting with war"
@djpower7525
@djpower7525 2 жыл бұрын
This was the first thing i thought of when war was declared today
@jedisalsohere
@jedisalsohere 2 жыл бұрын
The bit where he just shouts "THIS IS A WAR" is my favourite.
@E4RLIES
@E4RLIES 2 жыл бұрын
And here we are again The Day Today still blisteringly salient 😵‍💫😂
@redsunrises8571
@redsunrises8571 3 жыл бұрын
They don't just tell you the news, they make it happen!
@vibra90positiva
@vibra90positiva 2 жыл бұрын
"Like some crazy Trojan" This show truly was something
@dananddanfilms
@dananddanfilms 15 жыл бұрын
This is comedy that gets your pulse racing. Amazing, timeless brilliance.
@ohemgeeorgia
@ohemgeeorgia 7 ай бұрын
Watching this today. For no particular reason.
@davidwilson6577
@davidwilson6577 4 жыл бұрын
What yesterday was satire, today is the day today.
@davidwilson6577
@davidwilson6577 4 жыл бұрын
@PlebzOr Blapparapp I mean there's other people commenting on how it's good satire that reflects actual news practices but I don't see anyone on my level of punsmanship.
@william-uk
@william-uk 2 жыл бұрын
Every day, the day today.
@edwardclayton1308
@edwardclayton1308 2 жыл бұрын
Today, looking towards Eastern Europe having had every news and media outlet report on it for weeks on end, challenging one side of the argument with the half-truths of the other side, war as an inevitable outcome, I wonder if diplomacy in Ukraine would have stood a better chance if the News had been less hungry for.. "War!"..?? This programme was truly prophetic. The reality we live in is grim.
@mapesdhs597
@mapesdhs597 2 жыл бұрын
Clicks, views and ad revenue. It's all the legacy media really cares about. War is good for business, yet another lifeline for a dying industry, just like Convid was.
@bortstanson2034
@bortstanson2034 2 жыл бұрын
So true. In fact right now they are extolling Ukrainians to be martyrs which plays good on news TV.
@williamthebonquerer9181
@williamthebonquerer9181 2 жыл бұрын
Russia decided to invade ukriane months ago
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын
Utter nonsense. Not that long ago, russia agreed not to invade or attack Ukraine territory. And then it invaded. And then, this year, it invaded again. No one was attacking paranoid little Puteen.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
@@williamthebonquerer9181 And they have been "bursting with war" for years.
@TheToco81
@TheToco81 2 жыл бұрын
The stretched twig of peace is at melting point. The people here are bursting with war.
@Shamino1
@Shamino1 4 жыл бұрын
"Let us revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands, where I was first bereaved." - one of the most brilliant and subtle lines of 90's british comedy.
@lolno6975
@lolno6975 Жыл бұрын
Chris Morris: Hall of Fame instigator
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Жыл бұрын
He didn't lose the news, unlike Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
@JappaKneads
@JappaKneads 2 жыл бұрын
That launch into the weather news was just...beyond awesome.
@gjmac7247
@gjmac7247 2 жыл бұрын
And here we are 2022 and once again it's WAR
@PointZabriskie
@PointZabriskie 25 күн бұрын
That's it.. yes it's WAR! He couldn't hide his delight.
@JackKlumpass
@JackKlumpass 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Morris is genius and should come out of retirement, and also he nearly ran me over on his push bike near Brewer Street.
@mikekelly321
@mikekelly321 2 жыл бұрын
you should've laid on the floor in front of his bike and shouted "IS THIS COOL???? COOL AM I??"
@JackKlumpass
@JackKlumpass 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes from the drugs episode!!! Lol The yardanketies - living in drugged off times🤪
@returnoftheredeye
@returnoftheredeye 2 жыл бұрын
I used to live on Brewer st, the one in Brighton. Still live pretty close.
@Hysteria98
@Hysteria98 2 жыл бұрын
He just recently did a good film on the FBI domestic terrorism shenanigans. But yeah, he needs to do so much more than 1 thing every 10 years.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын
You were clearly trying to deal cake. He was running you off the road to protect the public.
@SEB_UTB
@SEB_UTB 2 жыл бұрын
“Mr Putin, it appears that the stretched twig of peace is at melting point - what are you going to do about it?”
@kingloser4198
@kingloser4198 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJOwqniCg6p3gtU
@ewaf88
@ewaf88 2 жыл бұрын
Destroy Ukraine - then Europe - Then the World followed by the Solar system - the Milky way - our local cluster - the Universe and finally the Multiverse - but my lust for power and destruction can never be satisfied. I am God. Thank you Mr Putin -
@olliearscott
@olliearscott 11 жыл бұрын
I could watch this 30 times and still enjoy it more than Tomorrow Never Dies - which is basically the same story
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 3 жыл бұрын
I loved that movie as a kid. But I also loved _Batman Forever_ and _Batman & Robin_ .
@mlc4495
@mlc4495 2 жыл бұрын
@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns LOL, you're replying to an eight year old comment. The dude is probably dead by now! 🤣
@chillstar
@chillstar 2 жыл бұрын
@@mlc4495 ROLFALLAFL, you're replaying to a 5 month old comment. The geezer is probably long dead by now!1 🙃
@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 Жыл бұрын
​@@chillstarwe're all dead, it's WAR
@hughjazz8207
@hughjazz8207 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely still relevant today.....
@spleeeen4it
@spleeeen4it 8 жыл бұрын
comedy genius, nothing of this standard anywhere today
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 5 жыл бұрын
That's a overstatement.
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 5 жыл бұрын
because comedy is better today then back then.
@MiG2880
@MiG2880 5 жыл бұрын
@@sillygoose635 Please see the section of the textbook, titled 'no it isn't'.
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 5 жыл бұрын
@@MiG2880 please see the section of the comedy guide, entitled "oh yes it is."
@sirrh9812
@sirrh9812 5 жыл бұрын
Stevie I hope you’re trolling
@eskalainen3897
@eskalainen3897 2 жыл бұрын
This got recommended at a very peculiar time...
@Hysteria98
@Hysteria98 2 жыл бұрын
You know- I knew, I just fucking KNEW this would be in my recommended in lieu of the recent events. One of the first things that came to mind and I didn't even have to look for it. Very glad this cult classic still resonates with people today after nearly 30 long years. As relevant as ever.
@vladraduandrei5227
@vladraduandrei5227 2 жыл бұрын
I wa sborn in 95 guess this appeared around then ? since youn re 98 born you weren t around either for this masterpiece
@finghinmccarthy5021
@finghinmccarthy5021 2 жыл бұрын
A fantastic piece on manufacturing consent
@allways28
@allways28 8 жыл бұрын
say it ! you want the word? The wooord!
@twint9
@twint9 6 жыл бұрын
BANG!
@wagane1
@wagane1 2 жыл бұрын
The stretched twig of peace is at a melting point!
@chelseapoet3664
@chelseapoet3664 6 ай бұрын
The Day Today was one of the best satires in the history of TV.
@bravetherainbow
@bravetherainbow Ай бұрын
Literally bursting with war as I watch this
@ghostcat5303
@ghostcat5303 2 жыл бұрын
crushingly depressing how this clip becomes relevant every few years or so
@topleybird2443
@topleybird2443 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe they made an entire James Bond flick based on this one sketch.
@tomjones7785
@tomjones7785 2 жыл бұрын
let me give you a hint....BANG. Almost 30 years old and still funnier and more relevant than anything about these days.
@abody499
@abody499 7 ай бұрын
And here we are
@GrilledChickenTV
@GrilledChickenTV 2 жыл бұрын
Feels like I’ve been watching this scenario play out in real time with the Russian Ukraine crisis
@Undivided-X
@Undivided-X 2 жыл бұрын
This has now come true.
@robertwalpole5376
@robertwalpole5376 2 жыл бұрын
That's it. Yep, that's war!
@bortstanson2034
@bortstanson2034 2 жыл бұрын
The same way Idiocracy is a documentary.
@jesuispretentieux
@jesuispretentieux 2 жыл бұрын
...
@ProtoKun7
@ProtoKun7 2 жыл бұрын
My mind also went straight to this.
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