The Daylight Zone: The Christian Twilight Zone - The Cinema Snob

[@theoneguyoverthere]

“I’ve run out of Estus Pirkle movies to watch.” -The Cinema Snob and literally no one the fuck else, 2021

[@wjzav1971]

Ah, you gotta admit, those films always surprised you in how crazy and graphic they were. They really came all the way.

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

POWERFUL comment

[@SAPProd]

80s era Mountain Dew was no joke. It had so much sugar your body would shake faster than the Flash running in place and send you back in time!

[@doctorfeinstone6524]

Even jolt cola didn't do that. So I have my doubts

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

This is the shortest Cinema Snob movie reviews-that isn’t a Wood Rocket porno.

[@freakyzed8467]

This episode needs Viagra!

[@bayonetababe9697]

Well considering the movie if you want to call it that is only 26 minutes long.

[@NebLleb]

Nice shades, Brad. Also, I cannot believe there's a Christian parody of The Twilight Zone...

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

I didn't until I was 20 been 6 years since that date but I still am not sure if I was tripping at my religious grandparents in laws

[@elizabethsmith7224]

Sad thing is this could've been great, adapt the darker stories of the Bible, show demons messing with people via hard truths and torment bonus points if they give fundies a taste of their own medicine,or just go complete Estise perkile on us. If you're gonna do Twilight Zone you gotta commit!!!

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

I wouldn't have believed if there wasn't.

[@ryandowney8743]

Wow, it really makes me appreciate the lavish sets and attention to historical detail of the MST3K Roman Times host segments.

[@vgtrp]

And somewhere Rod Serling is spinning in his grave. Also, not only how the ancient Romans not be taxed by the truck, but how do know what a sandwich is.I guess I can chalk it up to the guy's hallucination and leave it at that.

[@nicklager1666]

Welcome back snob. Some say he was on a brief hiatus but us snobs now he went on a pilgrimage to find more reggie bars. Would it be fair to say that Salter is acting a little bit Salty at parts of the feature.

[@samuelbarber6177]

“I miss the Estus Pirkle films.” Literally no one has ever said this before, Brad.

[@wespapes2054]

Liking the new glasses.

[@MorganLegerInVaulting]

The Snob upgrading to Rick Moranis glasses? I'm cool with this.

[@DocZFlux]

If only he had them for the Little Shop review!

[@MaggieOffutt]

@@DocZFlux Maybe he was saving them for a review of My Blue Heaven.

[@aaronfoster5680]

I've been waiting for this one ever since Second Glance.

[@weirdkitty07]

I have five husbands. Five,? You really get around, Lady. That line is actually pretty funny.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

Your old DVR Hell about Rock: It's Your Decision was the first video of yours I ever liked. I watched that thing so many times in middle school that I could recite it if, for some reason, anyone wanted me to. I'd love to see you revisit it!

[@ShelltoonTV1]

And it was with this movie that David Giancola realized he could make a movie about time travel with absolutely no budget, and Civil War reenactors.

[@aaronfoster5680]

For a moment, I thought you were talking about Night of Horror/Curse of the Cannibal Confederates, but Time Chasers works pretty well, too. A better sit, for sure. Also, fancy seeing you here! How are things?

[@HylianFox3]

Mullets, mullets everywhere.

[@IgnatiusThorogood]

Actually, the Romans and the Jerusalem citizens not being at all fazed by his truck would have made perfect sense if they hadn't cut the scene where Jesus told them that 2000 years in the future, we'd all have horseless chariots.

[@artbargra]

So, if everybody's got one of these horseless chariots, does anybody walk or run anymore?

[@IgnatiusThorogood]

@@artbargra Only when the little devices they wear on their wrists tell them to.

[@calebmauer1751]

@@artbargra Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.

[@johnoneil9188]

He did not go back in time, he travelled into the future and ran into some of Ceasar´s men who got lost on their way to Nevada. That is how they know how a car works!

[@bluecoin3771]

He should have XP grinded first.

[@LuckyPunkProd]

"Jesus put his fingers in my ears, and then he spit. Then he put his saliva on my tongue..." Me: "...I beg your pardon???"

[@sagecolvard9644]

BDSM JESUS BOTTOM TEXT

[@pentelegomenon1175]

O.O

[@johnfaber100]

Jesus has a history of spitting on people to make them better. Take Mark 8:22-26 for example. I just find that unfair. When Jesus spits in the eyes of the blind, they can see, but when I do it, I get arrested and called a weirdo.

[@UlshaRS]

Well we knew he came all the way.

[@cptrelentless80085]

Maybe he tasted of figs. Jesus really liked figs

[@charvolth]

Referring to Carl being 35 could be a nod to the 'Twilight Zone' itself. A lot of the male leads in those stories were said to be that age... and looked 10-20 years older. Either they didn't cast to age or people aged like hell in the late 50's and 60's.

[@jaredolson6985]

Or Dante being 35 in The Divine Comedy...but both of these could be giving them too much credit.

[@Liowen]

"You got something against Jesus friend?" just doesn't have the same impact as "Hey Scotty, Jesus man!".

[@mrsuns10]

I love that meme

[@bluecoin3771]

Yes I do have something against Jesus Friend. He and his brother, Roland Friend, are wanted in 30 states for a series of homicides and robberies.

[@freakyzed8467]

When he asks "do you like carrots" I hear him asking "how's your sex life." Makes for a much different movie.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

And a better one...

[@freakyzed8467]

"We need to pad out this 26 minute movie." Wow, just wow.

[@patgeta2678]

Good to see ya back, Brad/Snob.

[@robertlee9602]

Welcome back, you have been missed.

[@ObscureRP]

Title Card: "Crucifixion in Johnson City" Nelson Muntz: "I can think of two things wrong with that title."

[@carybeweary7209]

🤣🤣🤣

[@colbyjones7816]

Welcome back Brad! We missed you!

[@sparrow420500]

It's GREAT to have you back Snob!! It was a dark couple of weeks without you!!

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

It would had made more sense if the car broked up and he started running into First Century Jerusalen people while looking for help, but you can't really ask to much to an Christian no-budget 80s shortfilm

[@tylertomlinson6446]

I'm pretty sure ripping off the twilight zone counts as stealing. God is not happy.

[@graemesmith6721]

Yep. Breaking the 8th Commandment. But of course, it's okay when they do it. It's just other people who aren't supposed to.

[@Gideon13397]

God has better things to do though.

[@JanetStarChild]

@@Gideon13397 Yeah, like watch starving children die.

[@The3y3]

It’s called parody you pretentious pre-teens. I’m not Christian, but even I know that god says to still follow the laws of the land alongside his.

[@jxtriggs8245]

HOW IS THAT STEALING?

[@ricardoaguirre6126]

Not a reference to Life of Brian. Can't decide if I'm impressed or disappointed.

[@LuckyPunkProd]

I think it's because someone out there has done it already. It's too easy.

[@jacobmatthewcrawford2120]

Been waiting for years to see this short flick get reviewed by the Cinema Snob... What a return!

[@wilcee238]

Who would guess that a guy who drinks 20 year old beer and eats 10 year old food would have medical issues? That being stated I’m glad Brad is ok.

[@SpeedyEric1]

I blame that 20 year old Reggie bar from late 2017/early 2018.

[@richardgadberry8398]

@@SpeedyEric1 Nah, it's gotta be from the Batman cereal.

[@ОлегЕршов-м3с]

At least no fish sandwiches, or Snob might be gone for even longer.

[@kenetickups6146]

@@ОлегЕршов-м3с A bit longer? they'dve sent him to a shot on shitteo set in the 80s

[@aarondavis8943]

I just love how curious the Pharisee was about his fish sandwich. "Is it good?" lol

[@Thegr8MC]

All that offering money and Christians can't afford a good camera. Or color correction. Or sound mixing. This gives me a newfound appreciation for all the new Pureflix movies. At least they aren't America's Funniest Home Videos quality!

[@johnkirby8939]

Good to have you back, Brad! Your game's totally on point, too. Great review 👍

[@yogisie]

Welcome back, Snob! The Christiano Brothers never disappoint!

[@AllenHerns]

They missed an opportunity to call this movie The Daylight Saving Zone.

[@wheatballz9059]

Glad your back and healthy Snob.

[@grapeshot]

I'm glad you are feeling much better.👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

[@dfailsthemost]

Watching Under the Banner of Heaven has made me kind of jumpy about devout people.

[@kemmdog4444]

I was really hoping for “Always look on the bright side of life” to play the movie out.

[@JMD501]

Dude it's not an outer limits parody. It's obviously a night gallery parody.

[@DecadeTheKarateBugman]

No, it's obviously a reference to Tales from the Darkside.

[@JMD501]

@@DecadeTheKarateBugman I think you are thinking of Monsters.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

No it's Goosebumps.

[@ColeslawVariant]

I thought it was a ripoff of Nite Tales The Series. Except with less Flava Flav.

[@LuckyPunkProd]

@@DecadeTheKarateBugman Nah. It has to be Tales from the Crypt. I'm sure of it.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

Take care snob, this is one of my favorite channels. I have to move this September and I'm hoping new episodes of snob will help keep hubby and I awake as we drive our 11 kitties from NC to NV!

[@claytongoode5715]

"Oh my God, they've imprisoned John Oates!" Literal coffee spit my friends.

[@ShadeMeadows]

HOW DID THIS CHANGED HIS BELIEFS??

[@Georg3e]

God works in ways👀

[@noahmessarge]

I've been waiting for this review for so long 😭 thank you sir Snob

[@shannonmccann3814]

Happy to see you back and hope you're feeling better.

[@xdogpartx1766]

glad to see that you are back and safe snob! and dude, your new glasses are hot.

[@megandismuke5124]

YES! FINALLY! I remember commenting on that trilogy video that I hoped you'd review this. Thanks, Snob. :D

[@JosephRodriguez1991]

The Daylight Zone felt like The Twilight Zone, because Carl's mind was playing games with him. I think The Snob's new glasses makes him look cooler, it is great to have him back in commission.

[@SoulEaterSaku90]

Welcome back! Good to see you healthy.

[@SALshaNoma]

Welcome back! You've been missed. Glad you're feeling better. 💕

[@latetothegame5557]

Apparently Norman Greenbaum is Jewish, and he just happened to write one of the most well known gospel songs because he felt like it.

[@casi1201]

I’m glad you’re feeling better!

[@Bongman42088]

Glad you are back! Hope you are doing well! Thanks for another great video!

[@BugsyFoga]

Of course this a thing, cause we definitely needed a religious twilight zone.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

I’m glad you’re doing okay, man. Your health comes first.

[@LesleyPie]

Yayyy the snob has returned. Welcome back Brad 😁

[@seantracey9935]

Glad your back!

[@governorboltz]

Out of Mountain Dew? If only he could get a crab juice!

[@justindenney-hall5875]

Johnathan Meisner Ah, The Simpsons episode where they visit new york.

[@SunnysFilms]

Good to see you back, Snob! Hope you're all better now!

[@bradforddillman7671]

Welcome back, good sir!

[@matthewstoneback9]

Good to have you back, Brad.😁

[@aaronkasperek526]

Good to see you back snobby. Missed you. Hope all is well and nice glasses. You look like a librarian now. Lol. Just kidding. Good to see you back. You make me laugh on every episode. Keep it going.

[@JustinCoasters]

Welcome back. Glad your feeling better

[@b.lazing9923]

Hold on, i knew Brad got sick... Did the Cinema Snob got sick as well? What!?

[@nataliekashalkina]

So happy to have our Snobby back! From Russia with love!

[@theislandparable]

The guy who plays Carl was my theatre teacher. And he was very eccentricity gay and not Christian. Pretty funny to see him in his heyday.

[@lostlifevids]

Welcome back, hope ur feeling better. ^_^

[@mtgAzim]

Glad you're well Brad!

[@umachan9286]

Welcome back Snob. Mondays weren't the same without you.

[@CartoonTriper]

what would be his take of "Black Mirror" of the Christiano Brothers?

[@LuckyPunkProd]

I dunno..."White Mirror" maybe?

[@jackmcslay]

Apparently it was an alternate reality Jerusalem, as they not only did not find weird to see a pickup truck but also kept rambling about a food that didn't exist either, sandwiches were invented centuries later.

[@yudithcaron8053]

Plus the women gave drinks of water in plastic cups.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

It's the mystery of the Daylight Zone.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

And I don't think anyone spoke English back then, either.

[@cujoedaman]

As one of my friends, who attends church, would say: History doesn't matter, only the Bible matters. He says that about a lot of other things too.

[@xxGhostXIIIxx]

*hugs brad tight* im so happy your feeling better Snob we all missed you!

[@pennycandyshow]

Welcome back!

[@Nedzilla345]

In some alternate reality, the Christiano Brothers did a parody starring Crazy Fat Ethel

[@Gideon13397]

Don't remind me of that awful film 😩😅

[@djmexicanodetx2195]

Snob!! 🔥

[@MandleRoss]

I only watched the start but let me guess: The fish sandwich is going to be used later on by Jesus for the fishes & loaves miracle? EDIT: Heh, not quite but it is referenced way too soon to be as good a payoff as my idea. I should start writing this crap!

[@gangsterghost7200]

Brad I'm glad you are doing good

[@SarahsKnight0]

1:05 - Oh crap ... that's the judgmental detective who repeated the same lines over and over from Crime of the Age, isn't it?

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

I know I'm late but good to have ya back bro. Always keep an eye on your health and nice new glasses. >:3

[@marclewis5505]

Cinema Snob is back hell yeah!

[@devanmoran]

welcome back (:

[@scypsylock9402]

Jeez, I'm sorry I didn't know you were in the hospital. I hope you are doing better and are healthy. Don't work yourself too hard, the fans can wait for your return. Your family and health comes first, everything else can come after.

[@Dariushellstrome]

Glad you're feeling better, take care and thanks for the entertainment

[@iselin90]

3:18 wasted a good chance to say "Satan would save you at least $6.66"

[@musingartisan]

I love the way that Christian Institutions think that they are under attack on all sides by atheists, but in reality, athiests don't care. You want to say "Merry Christmas"? Don't care, do what you want. You pissed that someone said "Happy Holidays"? Also don't care. You think that homosexuality is a sin that must be punished? Don't care what you think. Is this "persecuting your religious freedoms"? Don't care.

[@blazr1976]

Welcome back

[@masonzaaiman8328]

Welcome back✌

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

New glasses!

[@lena7623]

Welcome back, Snob!

[@zachwillas6329]

Welcome back Snob! 😁

[@matthewkoch6937]

This is a great film to return with, Brad. I haven't seen it for five years, but it is truly is the weakest of that movie trilogy. Also, the new glasses look great, and I look forward to seeing the infamous "Rock: It's Your Decision" get the full Snob treatment!

[@MissSallyB1]

it got the DVDR Hell treatment years ago

[@alechorowitz5279]

The snob is back! Rejoice!

[@MF-R]

If that guy is 35, than I must be 18 still. Either that or he's riding up on 50.

[@HanMasho]

Not many people know that all Roman legionnaires were required to rock a beer gut and 70s porn stache.

[@RichardWatt]

If Carl was looking for Johnson City, why didn't he check his pants?

[@markrook6085]

Jesus wept……just from watching the trailer!!!

[@bootsthecat6718]

I am glad to see carrot loving detective getting more roles

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

The new glasses look great. They suit you much better.

[@DocZFlux]

Finally finished that dvd I see!

[@SoranotRoxas]

Welcome back Snob