The Definitive IDIOTIC STUTTERING COMPILATION

[@mtwoods342]

Knowing what John has turned into makes these clips even better. Wonder how many "friends" John made over the phones that couldn't do something for him.

[@jonsavage212]

Shockingly it’s the same as the number of bits he wrote. And the same as Eric the Actors meet and greet ticket sales. 0.0

[@jprg1966]

Truest statement Howard ever made: "I'll tell you what's funny about you. You stutter."

[@TheEpicFaliGamer]

2:00:15 Fred doing the John impression will never not be funny😂

[@summerarrasmith]

One of the greatest impressions of all time

[@ll_Assassino_ll]

Artie laughing in the background makes it so much funnier too

[@anthologyofinterest1]

I-I-I-P O

[@bradc7056]

Shortly after this is movie talk. Hilarious that jungle 2 jungle spanked private parts $59m to $41m and it was Tim Allen’s version of Howard stern comes again. A cash grab

[@jhgfdsertuiokjhg]

This was Fred’s Magnus opus of his John impression

[@Hendrixphishinfloyd]

John's I.Q. is actually pretty amazing, when you consider the fact that he can't breathe & talk at the same time..

[@5eba]

The crew laughing at Freds impression is the probably the most genuine laughter I've heard on this show ever. 🤣

[@HamHandzBill]

From tv to a ghetto apartment in the worst neighborhood in LA City, with cat feces all over the floor, no woman, and so filthy repairmen won’t work inside. But hilarious

[@Topg0333]

Least self aware person ever.

[@MrDavid-gg2kk]

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING COMMENTARY ON A RADIO SHOW?!

[@garner070]

Holy shit it is annoying!

[@jamesross9906]

Tom sucked at golf john beat him and jumped hm never even played golf was funny

[@jamesross9906]

Tom ran the station into the ground he got ride of Howard

[@professorpenne9962]

helps avoid a strike, can technically be called transformative

[@ACoKyo]

100% Holy shit it’s not even like it’s just an intro to say “in this clip, John…..” It’s constant

[@johnnycranberry9992]

John is the very definition of a wack-packer. He is funny without knowing why.

[@ZacBLive]

Same with Ronnie

[@jfragghianti]

He’s worse. He thinks he’s funny.

[@acertainshape]

It's spelled WACK pack

[@ColbyCali]

@@jfragghianti Yes he actually has less self-awareness than many other wack packers. Gary and Wendy are fully accepting of their retardation and didn't see themselves as anything other than what they were. He's really not that far from like a Melrose Larry Green, just slightly more together and luckier.

[@Seemsayin]

That's because he's an authentic douchebag. It comes naturally to him. No practice required.

[@evansgate]

John manages to sponge off everyone he meets. If they are richer than him he lets them know that he shouldn’t have to pay. If he is richer he just “forgets” his wallet

[@kiowahorse2561]

Prolly a coincidence, but at the 27:00 mark or so those three callers names are John, Gary, and Fred. All in a row I think. Lol

[@onie4024]

SJ legitimately didn't understand what Howard was saying because he was born a dirt bag user and will forever be a dirt bag user...

[@PlutoTheGod]

John is a very dangerous guy to have around you. He is like an open case of a snake. Self serving non stop until he drowned in his own greed.

[@poopagore]

💯 %

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

I'd rather take my chances with a rattlesnake... John is a parasite. He attaches himself to a host (sucker) and doesn't stop mooching until another bridge is burned. He sickens me.

[@knowingpappy659]

Isn't it great 🎉😮

[@Nellsbells79]

Agreed

[@ColbyCali]

100% You can tell people like this immediately because they are always counting other people's money. When you are counting other people's money, you're looking at other people in competition and often with a zero-sum mentality. In other words, in their mind, your money is money that is taken away from them. Any time he got into trouble, he never took responsibility for his actions and attempted to bring others down who were above him in the work hierarchy, which is something he could not stand. It ALWAYS ends bad for people like this though (despite, in John's case, the THOUSAND breaks he didn't deserve). Talk about squandering... this guy has zero talent, got a job on the biggest radio show ever, a record deal with a major label, and, with a HORRIBLE voice, accent, and stutter got the most coveted announcing job in show business and even after the embarrassing hire, still kept a writing job on a legendary show. If someone like this is not a completely oblivious, bloviating narcissist, they would bank all of their money and live very very small knowing that it would have to end at any moment. The thing is... these breaks fed into his delusion that he actually had talent. Now he's substitute teaching, showing clear signs of alcohol-related dementia, and screaming like a maniac while the few people who are listening are only there to make fun of him.

[@steveslaughter8535]

The guy narrating ruined this video. Just play the replay and let the pro talk

[@TyWebb224]

That’s Vinny, the four foot lawyer.

[@jfragghianti]

Never heard this Scott the engineer ripping. Thanks.

[@mrbludclot3798]

My pleasure bro

[@sterling_archer_lives]

Not sure where it fits with the Stuttering John comp but ok

[@dougbrooks2501]

Music the way you want it!

[@louskunt2641]

I stumbled into them ragging on Scott doing his playlist and was cracking up. Fred was absolutely on fire there for about 10 minutes. His Scott and stuttering John impressions were unreal

[@Seemsayin]

​@@sterling_archer_lives Right. I was wondering where John fit into that.

[@HeyRetodd]

John wins another gold medal in mental gymnastics for the Puerto Rican Olympic team

[@CockMcBallsddd]

AHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!

[@lazyskb]

dying

[@tricktaylor]

John will take advantage of anything he can

[@Seemsayin]

You are SO right. Anything.

[@EdwardHester3615]

I'm having a great time hearing the old shit THEN SOME DUDE INTERRUPTS TELLING ME ABOUT WHAT IM LISTENING TOO. WTF

[@michaelfontanelli2450]

HS was always wise to this grifter.

[@jeremy28135]

I’ll h-h-h-h-haauuuuuHAVE WHAT HE’S HAVING!

[@1970borntorun]

Vodker and Cranberry LOL

[@RolandDeschain1]

When John was on the Stern show he got away with whatever he could, for as long he could. He treated people like crap and took financial advantage of everyone who met him. Now those days are over. Everyone hates him for the way he behaved, and he's stone broke, a pathetic drunk and working as a substitute teacher to help pay off his child support. His stand-up comedy 'career' eventually shuddered it's last pitiful breath because he couldn't sell more than about seven tickets to any show. And not for a single, solitary second does he think that any of it is HIS fault.

[@jfragghianti]

He actually thinks he has talent.

[@frankm5150]

Wow, he is a substitute teacher?

[@tricktaylor]

​@frankm5150 he now claims he's taking a test to become a full-time teacher But yes, he was a sub. He was an Uber driver too. Lots of child support

[@rustymertz]

Was this copied from his Wikipedia page?

[@RolandDeschain1]

@@rustymertz It should be the eulogy at his funeral for all ten people who would go to it.

[@michaelcrockette8694]

he landed on the biggest late night show ever because he was on Howard’s show. nobody would know who he was otherwise.

[@Roundabout-Cams]

Thank you Rumi

[@sheldonferguson7422]

Oh i just love to hear these old clips knowing what his life has turned into. Now he brags about money, fame and celebrity to school kids, uber passengers and his new "friends" at the pickwick pub lol

[@saraparker184]

i picture him stealing the kids lunches!

[@rvcklvss]

​@@saraparker184because it's f-f-f-f-free f-f-f-f-food

[@kewkabe]

All those opportunities handed to him, and he still ends up flat broke living in a roach-filled apartment and working as a middle school substitute teacher.

[@perfect_sunrise9046]

Wow! Is that true? I haven’t seen or heard him in a long time.

[@justmissjamey]

​@@perfect_sunrise9046he has his own youtube channel

[@sskoog]

Obvious that, for every one of his “huuuge stock tips” or “great real-estate opportunities,” John was taking a [monetary] bath at least as often as he succeeded, probably more so. His weird dodges about how “His mom always paid the mortgage, so he never learned to” smack of fly-by-night finances.

[@professorpenne9962]

at least he didn't completely ruin his life like bigfoot did lol

[@yayayaokoksure]

$100 says john has no "rituals." He just thinks Howard will relate.

[@mistie2835]

This is a fun compilation. Thanks for posting! 😊

[@ryanwyttenbach1901]

Scott spent weeks producing his playlist. He turned it in all proudly and then gets Goofed on. 🤣

[@valerienagy8764]

His feet smelled bad but they were even worse to see.

[@nimo517]

I used to think Howard was way too harsh with John… he makes nothing and is told not to find the little pieces of gold to make it worth the while… but John is like Sal, but Sal is more lovable- they are told about their mistake and has to learn on every single turn when he makes a mistake, unable to handle a new problem or scenario. Sal would hear don’t show the boys to interns… but then have a cup of his goo and repeating “c” “suckers” and not get why he’s in trouble

[@30xron]

@2:45:10 Stuttering John: I'm here, I'm queer, I'm camping, I'm here! Lmao

[@EdwardHester3615]

Jesus this guy breaking in with his comments is too much .later

[@Goonie856]

Wow I just noticed it’s Vince the Lawyer talking over the Wings segment 😂😂

[@dmgrenley1]

THANK YOU!

[@JudgeReinhold626]

Howard didn’t read the commercial even though it was paid because they were forcing Howard to do it after he said he didn’t want to do Wings to begin with. So they went through his employees instead. And wanted to use his name. Why is that weird? He explains it perfectly. You don’t get it at all. Also why the commentary lol it’s lame

[@RandyBoBandy.]

You actually believe his BS that all the top shows at the time were begging him to go on??? He did Saturday night live once and it was so terrible they didn’t air it.

[@JudgeReinhold626]

@@RandyBoBandy. of course, he was super popular. Why would they ask John?

[@JudgeReinhold626]

@@RandyBoBandy. if you feel this way why do you even listen lol Jfc

[@RandyBoBandy.]

@@JudgeReinhold626 feel what way?? That Howard is full of crap? That’s irrelevant.

[@jpetersgoyanks]

@@RandyBoBandy.OMG!!! You actually think they wanted a moronic stuttering intern over the biggest name in radio history. Howard did the Larry Sanders Show and was excellent. SNL he hated doing at the time but he was great and they did air it… that’s how you know about it.

[@Topg0333]

I can’t listen to this. Sal is 100x funnier than John. Thank god he replaced him.

[@gromadelphia9667]

Robin “Couldn’t take home ah ah ah dirty swimsuits”

[@gromadelphia9667]

Does anyone know what happen after gange and stuttering John with the crap apartment did they ever get the lease

[@StevenP_462]

Nobody realizes that this is Vince the lawyer interrupting us every 5 minutes😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@adrianm1098]

No more commentaries. More timestamps.

[@mrbludclot3798]

Stop demanding things, that's not how this channel works. It's a non monetized , free channel with no pressure for subbing, I even make thumbnails for free. You want time stamps, time stamp it yourself. This also goes for the 2 clowns who liked your comment

[@mrbludclot3798]

@Clevis Bleiman lmao these guys think I'm Jeff Gaylord

[@sterling_archer_lives]

​@@mrbludclot3798you see, many of us would absolutely pay money to you if you did it without your commentary. Look up a Todd Packer (obviously fake name from the office) he made 8 hour comps with zero commentary and made tons of money from people appreciating his work. You did a great job, then inexplicably through Scott the Engineer with no John, then make comments.. it's like spending hours painting a masterpiece then sign your autograph all over it covering up your hard work.. then, you get butt hurt when people say the obvious. If you're going to do it, do it right or accept the criticism.

[@adrianm1098]

Please

[@Gecko....]

​@@mrbludclot3798Lol someone can't take criticism. It's really not hard to make timestamps when you are the one putting different clips together, you can easily see when they start and finish. It's just pure laziness or thoughtlessness. Just because you are putting something up for free it doesn't mean you have to make it substandard. It's funny how butt hurt and self-righteous you are considering all you are doing is uploading stolen content.

[@bobby_D]

11:40 I’m showered and at work on time. 😂😂😂

[@Davidjon1946]

Thank you for you're hard work greetings from Buffalo New York

[@bobby_D]

Isn’t John like homeless now?

[@elyelmerini7195]

He said I don't wear socks bc when I do wear them they make my feet stink so I don't wear socks lol

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

Someone from Wings called into the show weeks later and told Howard "John has the hygiene of a street person." If you watch that episode of wings... when two of the cast go to visit John's (lame) character in his bedroom? At one point the guy reaches out and touches John's foot. Both him and Crystal Bernard both recoil in disgust, lol. That was an inside joke that the crew all knew how disgusting John's feet were.

[@D.rob127]

The way all these things are still the same with John is insane.

[@GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable]

Its funny hearing Jackie try to bust John's balls about the laundry bill: "Who do you call?" Im surprised nobody jumped in with "the general manager of the Miami radio station". Maybe this was pre-The Cordoza Hotel incident.

[@paulpatane2439]

It was. Jackie getting a hotel at a discount was later

[@killustrator]

I was enjoying this compilation before the audio review of a tv show. Who’s brilliant idea was this?

[@mrbludclot3798]

Skip over it then. In the time it took you to write that comment , you could've been on to the next part.

[@killustrator]

@@mrbludclot3798 don’t worry about what I listen to. How about the Scott the engineer music special segment? Why is that on here dummy? You have all these opinions. Go ahead

[@YaLlegoRepiola]

Some creative genius was like "everyone needs to hear me" HUGE L.

[@reedrothchild7966]

Whenever John got called out he'd bring up other people's misdeeds. It is what a child does when they are in trouble. It is a really despicable trait.

[@garrettsaunders5647]

Howard knows everything about everything. Just ask him, he will tell you.

[@mikelastname6722]

Two minutes in and I already miss the days Stern would verbally abuse his employees, especially the dumb ones.

[@CMike44]

I bet Nick Dipaolo is wishing he took John's job now

[@HardlightcraftersCult]

The part where you played John at his moms house after the DC trip, in refrence to his character 😅 too great

[@ghostjoker101]

Whenever i hear that trumpet doot sound from Fred i will always think of stuttering John and his antics

[@Red-Eyed_Goose]

136 IQ?!?! 😆 Funniest thing John’s ever said.

[@JuanLeche8]

I wouldn’t be surprised. He graduated from NYU. Married a beautiful woman. Made it big on the Howard stern show. Parlayed that to being the announcer of the tonight show…. He’s gotta have some type of intelligence.. he’s a psychopath narcissist but he’s smart there’s no doubt about it

[@derekfromtexas7621]

is there a button to turn off annoying comments

[@lucienwmoon]

We all have our reasons for disliking John but I love the argument over John "wheeling and dealing" on the phones while working for Howard. I love how John says "Your asinine logic" and you can hear a fucking pin drop in that room. You could tell everyone was thinking "oh shit" and even for a second Howard is shocked. Too good.

[@billb.2673]

I appreciate the time it took to put this together but the commentary really detracts from enjoying it.

[@parthenocarpySA]

John might br struggling to live off KZbin $2 superchats to support his alcoholism, but the bigger bottom feeder is Shuli, who has to resort to clips of John for *his* $2 superchat ambitions

[@mrbludclot3798]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[@TheDaveKrueger]

ARE YOU NUTS?! ArE YOU CRAZY!!? 😂😂

[@jeffsorensen7991]

Vinny is so annoying...Jesus, Stut Jo's only fan.

[@johnsmilitantbelch]

Around 1:05:17 howard says john paid his dues lol

[@c4cullen09]

How many of John’s friends are still around? Zero, point, Zero…

[@jagged6373]

I love that STJ knew Howard wouldn’t fire him that he needed him for the show, to call him a whacko and asinine. John called his bluff and was right

[@georgemckeon6710]

3:51 Jackie 😂

[@CheapJabroni]

INTERESTING CATCH* I’ve heard these segments 100 times over the years and noticed something interesting today and I would LOVE to see if John did this intentionally. First segment Howard giving John hard time over accepting favors/gifts. Starting at 26:17 3 consecutive callers put through BY JOHN DEFENDING JOHN…but the interesting part…caller names are JOHN, GARY and FRED. Wondering if John did this on purpose and had his friends use those names to show Howard “this is ridiculous and everyone thinks so they just won’t speak up.” If he did do it on purpose…that’s MASTERFUL work by John!

[@thomasjj1976]

It's great, except for the commentary during the Wings story

[@BigBlueBubba24]

Someone needs to re-edit this and remove the commentary. No one cares what you think 😂

[@dellgriffen8318]

It’s the worst . What kind of psycho thinks that talking over the video with horrible commentary is a good idea.

[@dokholiday2524]

Snl Skits used screaming at an unseen mother ,son, family member for decades,Chris Farley, Will Ferrell did it the best. Married with children would do it when Pegs mom was in town never seen but Al Bundy would yell the most hilarious comebacks. Its been done and they get away with it because they are /were talented,

[@Hendrixphishinfloyd]

The stopping the show to talk over it is obnoxious. It's like someone is mam-splaining to me something they think I should already know..

[@YaLlegoRepiola]

Unlistenable!! The commentary starts at 49:50. Then it's ruined till the end. Skip this video

[@donthaill7210]

The narrator ruined a golden compilation video. No one wants to hear that voice state the obvious every minute.

[@mill89027]

I love how Fred keeps busting on him and John scammer and now he’s getting pay back

[@jamalanderson3891]

I like when John gets mad, but honestly Fred’s impression sucks

[@steveslaughter8535]

This would have been interesting but this guy that thinks we need a play by play ruined it!

[@dbeaups54]

God that “Gooooooood evening” at around the 49 min mark was annoying

[@Seemsayin]

Why do they add that, "cctttchhhh" sound, every time they mimic Scott?

[@Nick.Ghers1987]

I love that John only puts pro john calls threw

[@Lindsayisanosyhooch]

If Fred an Robin quit the show when John did they would both be just like John now lol

[@christophermchale2971]

John comparing himself to Jackie, Robin and Gary is ridiculous

[@user-xb5jp5wl9m]

Where is this "friend"now? Stuttering John, pointing the finger. Look where he is now...

[@sdubg8981]

What's funny is Vin the lawyer guy actually said that Jon was good in Wings 😂

[@markmeyers9573]

Notice how Benjy said he would transfer the stock broker to Gary. Gary sat there all smug while in reality he was taking stock calls.

[@markmeyers9573]

Howard Stern was never offered a role on wings. His agent and Howard were upset because John was.

[@HybridBlueDream]

John on wings was actually pretty good. Not really as cringey as his other “work” lol

[@Yoda_81843]

1:08:39 you forgot to mention one fact: Howard didn’t owe John ANYTHING. He did not have to plug John’s appearance.

[@markhunkerford]

Jesus. What would it take to get Suzanna or other writers from the Tonight Show on Uncle Rico?

[@stuartromig9576]

Suzanner...

[@markmeyers9573]

He made a bit out of Sega hooking up in his T.V. telling the audience multiple times in a bit. You could buy Howard off with a free meal. Everything he has was free

[@philo_beddoe4367]

John's KZbin show is dark, depressing and unhinged on a daily basis. The man has no joy in his life whatsoever. It's really tragic to see someone living like this. But karma is real and he's getting everything he deserves.

[@Sam-m1y6d]

Looks like I need to check it out lol

[@mabvlogs]

Adjust remembered Howard did invest in the stock market through John with his money. So did Gary Robin and Jackie. All of them used our connections from the phone to invest in the stock market. So how are they just being a bully?

[@Dee-bh9tm]

Love this!!

[@LasArmas_]

Ty

[@MrRyanreese]

Stuttering Juan Valdez 😂

[@Siouxperman]

Whatever John says do not believe it, he likely paid for the addition “Wwwww-ings”

[@RandyBoBandy.]

You sort of sound like Richie Wilson. Can you provide a link to the video of SJ on wings? I’ve never been able to find it.

[@RandyBoBandy.]

Ohhhhhh, never mind, you’re Vince the lawyer. You sound exactly like Ritchie.

[@NotMe-hm2zd]

I’m leaving now due to your commentary

[@JohnDoe-jk8yy]

Ralph called into show and put his mom on phone Howard seen he had no dad young boy he snatched him up

[@Lindsayisanosyhooch]

Half the stuff on here John wasn’t even on lol weird to use the word Definitive

[@illadelph3849]

I went downstairs and my bill was $1000 dollars. So I paid $200

[@justmissjamey]

So Gary wanted to do something first, like Ronnies block party, and Stern made him not do it?? I didn't know that. Why did he allow Ronnie to do it?

[@kiowahorse2561]

Hey Bludcot, how bout a Robin compilation?? Her news, her fights, her vacation stories, her craziness, her endless parody songs, her hilarious cover songs (my personal favorite). The show would suck without her. The least you could do is make a compilation. Lol

[@rvcklvss]

9:42 Booey is clearly talking about Zoss Rapin

[@acmejr]

I honestly hate listening to Stuttering John stuff cuz it feels like they were never friends.