The DEFINITIVE DEABEAT COMPILATION of a SONG PARODY GUY

[@psfanboy79]

Dan was banking on Artie either dying or getting locked up so he’d never have to pay him back. Complete scumbag.

[@barrelrolltoday6051]

"A single f luxury.'" smokes cigarettes

[@CockMcBallsddd]

And don't forget that luxurious hair. . .

[@sniperwolfwolf473]

I can't stand dan at all, hes a piece of shit but I wouldn't consider smoking a luxury its an addiction.

[@jagged6373]

Dan is a shark and Artie is a mark. He smelled blood, had the audacity to ask for 15k knowing full well he would never have to pay it back. What a low life

[@jeremysanders9336]

What’s even worse is that he had the audacity to be angry at Artie for not taking his calls

[@mattjindrak]

I'm a high life so I would have paid it back with interest

[@yo_sully]

My theory is he knew Artie was in a bad way and that he could possibly die and therefore DTSPM wouldn't have had to given him anything

[@jagged6373]

@@yo_sully could be. I think he just knew Artie would never come calling for the money

[@sofakingmoney4010]

@@jagged6373dan is a fentanyl addict in fairlawn nj. He lives behind a factory on an emergency escape

[@clerks09]

Artie was thinking 7500 equals x drugs. He said necklace for sister but he meant drugs.

[@meghancarr8847]

Killer defenseman.

[@marissac870]

Gets me everytime. Yovi!!! Like we give a flying fck

[@nimo517]

Hahahahhahahahahaha the guy hates him too

[@chuckanderson858]

Great line " thought about it, they're not buying hair anymore"

[@bluntforcetrauma8192]

Dan is a dirtbag. I love that he is trying to shift the spotlight from his theft to Langford.

[@yo_sully]

Spot on

[@sublime90]

i suggest walking by me quickly!!! lol

[@Goonie856]

Dude, Jovi was a killer defenseman. Don’t deflect 😆

[@Ez_Brzy]

He wasn't wrong about Langford though. Langford was a snake and bolted the second he got shit on for something he did.

[@liamcragin]

“I’m expecting a windfall of cash” was a red flag that he’d never get the money back

[@vicenteeus8432]

Nah he just needed his motorcycle to get access to storage for another motorcycle that he would sell to his friend who then would give him the $$ for a third one which had items for his cashfall

[@jimkoch6636]

Sounds like Dan is too good to work in a restaurant. Guys like Dan are the epitome of despicable

[@rslevitt]

Exactly. He rationalizes the idea of NOT getting a steady job because, according to him, he would make "less money" that way. Even though he's not making ANY money doing what he's doing.

[@btfoom151]

My guess is that he was (is) on SSI. That’s why he can’t work or he would make too much money to be eligible.

[@Dlrart]

If Dan had concern for his child he would pay his child support. He’s one of the least intimidating men I’ve ever heard.

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

He really is lol. Anytime I hear another guy describing his appearance I cringe “cause I’m like 5’9 and I’m 275 pounds and I’ve tattoos” ugh we get it.

[@Goonie856]

You should see that child now..2 words. Crystal Clear ☠️

[@justmissjamey]

​@@Goonie856uh oh

[@pace348]

Say that to his face tough guy

[@Notevenlistening.]

@@Goonie856No way… really? The poor girl. 😢

[@TheCritic9394]

Gary said that Dan lacks the thing in your brain that makes you able to feel shame. I don't understand people like him who are so comfortable living off of others. Thanks Mr. Bludclot

[@perilouspalms2497]

Completely unrelated to your comment but did you know Dan is Jewish?

[@TheCritic9394]

@@perilouspalms2497 oh wow you don't say. What a cohencidence.

[@DopeyDetector]

​@@perilouspalms2497🙄

[@millyonair9225]

antisemitic comment. please delete this.

[@millyonair9225]

@@perilouspalms2497 oy vey. shut it down.

[@rustymertz]

Dan is Stuttering John on a smaller scale.

[@marissac870]

NONONONONONONONONO

[@leonavu]

Man...I was going to agree totally, but when I thought of it, I honestly am not sure which one of those two is more of a scumbag.

[@bye4now067]

Dan never shuts up and just continues to talk over everyone else when being called out on his BS.

[@xAngoryx]

He was so friggin verbose

[@sofakingmoney4010]

Dan is a fentanyl addict running from the law. He owes over 100k in child support. Next time hes found it’s mandatory jail

[@LINKMASTERX]

1:52:00

[@dougjp8848]

@@LINKMASTERXRonnie snapped lol

[@Buckets50]

Volume equates to correctness

[@Goonie856]

24:21 “ Jovi was a great defenseman!! “ just ONE of the insanely irrelevant things Dan thought he should mention.

[@hardys1977]

Not great...KILLER

[@sofakingmoney4010]

Dan cooper aka dan the song parody man is a deadbeat dad. The reason he needed the money was to not go to jail for non pay of child support. Dan now is a fentanyl addict living in New Jersey. Karma is real

[@LilyOfTheTower]

That's satisfying to hear. I guess he's an addict because Lanford ran the story, Never because of his own doing.

[@sofakingmoney4010]

@@LilyOfTheToweryup I occasionally see him. He has a skullet and still owes money to the court

[@reddwood4971]

Dude lives in a massive lake house last I heard, there was an article not too long ago with pics of him at it. I think a friend of his owned it and let him stay there

[@NMrecov]

Dam he’s really a junkie now? Still don’t wish that on anyone he’s got a daughter n whatnot

[@manifestgtr]

How do you know this? I looked it up and can’t find any evidence for it…

[@questioneverything8572]

"I was the guy in the family that loaned people money" hahaha yeah right

[@ThouShaIlNotLack]

Im gonna go out on a limb and say that jovan wasnt a killer defenseman but his story about the cigarette was incredible

[@danieldoyle2912]

😂😂😂

[@RandyBoBandy.]

I laughed so hard at that cig story that I drove off the GWB and had to be recused by the ferry.

[@catchnupwithmichael1279]

He totally asked him to call in and say he used to pay for the whole team and was a funny guy

[@aidenknives]

He had the funniest story though

[@sniperwolfwolf473]

Haha 😂

[@jagged6373]

It’s funny how almost every compilation has a Ronnie getting dressed down for being an asshole or being too big for his britches. Classic

[@jeffstell9146]

Ronnie getting ripped on the show or getting in fights was always radio gold 😂

[@JJKerksieck]

Is Ronnie just really that dumb

[@grimey5.565]

I love how Howard and Robin give Ronnie sh÷t about Dan the song parody man. Yet they wouldn't give anyone the time of day in the hallway and would treat them like peasants. Ronnie was 100% right about Dan.

[@tomfrommaine]

SHULIE Was Docking everyone’s pay hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

[@pace348]

Greedy hew

[@colderbeer]

Wow.....Steve Langford did such a good job of getting Dan all worked up......

[@nigabastard1268]

No no no no no no no no

[@jagged6373]

People get mad when the truth comes out. I just can’t believe his poor kid had to endure being called welfare kid at school. How horrible. Like anybody knew who he was at her school

[@cody1482]

​@@jagged6373Steve acted the same way when he used his clout to get his kid an interview with George Takei: "don't you talk about my kid!" Babies the lot of em.

[@sirmif]

​@cody1482 That's a dumb false equivalence.

[@julianschiering3474]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@sirmifHow is it false or a poor equivalence? he’s commenting on how hypocritical Langford is, he was so upset at Howard that time for mentioning his daughter on the air, even though Howard was more concerned that George was being bothered by some wannabe reporter. Langford only cared about withholding personal information from getting revealed on air if it is about about him, this is also evident with Steve Brandano asking Langford not to report on something and he was ignored.

[@catchnupwithmichael1279]

The important thing is, jovi was a great defenseman

[@theironmarshmallowg3932]

Dan has no shame. He’s a loser and still hasn’t paid Artie back.

[@alexdee6776]

Jovan thought that cigarette locker room story was hilarious, what’s wrong with him?

[@dustinsmith5624]

Hovie he was a great defender lol😂

[@Bobbleheads56]

I feel like dan told that guy to call in because that story is so dumb

[@Oiltillidie]

Dan trying to explain to Howard that the guys a great defenseman like he gives a shit.

[@ACoKyo]

That was one of those stories where you don’t even crack a smile

[@jaboski02]

Yeah Howard cut that story IMMEDIATELY

[@honestreviewer7788]

"the wind has still yet to fall" Dan in 2036

[@mrroberts472]

Yeah it got really hot and crawled up his ass. He’s full of it now

[@gromadelphia9667]

😂

[@dt9211]

But still has a really good chance to actually happen

[@honestreviewer7788]

@@dt9211 any day now...

[@jonsavage212]

The “windfall” was a sub club card with a free six inch sub on it

[@JasonWhitsell]

"nononononononono..." dan the dirtbag.

[@tesstickles1280]

Dan is really mad at artie, but he can't say nothing to already cuz he's the one that gave him the money. So he has to blame Steve Langford for all his problems lol

[@btfoom151]

Actually, he’s deflecting from the fact that he never made a real attempt to pay Artie back. The attack on Langford was pure deflection. He was lying about his daughter, while making her be on welfare because DSP is a leech and a loser.

[@jamesross9906]

Ronnie has no clue he goes the wrong way has no ideal

[@KeithDabney-gs1cj]

Repeatin' Ronnie. Was so obvious and i loved when Natalie Maines pointed out that it was constant.

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

greatest ever was when Ralph called in and said that and he kept doing it anyway

[@RS-qo1rb]

He never paid him back. I saw on Twitter. Somebody asked if he had paid him the money back he said no ha ha ha ha ha

[@nigabastard1268]

No no no no no no no no no

[@izzy7225]

The fact that he needed fifteen grand means he was in some serious shit. Artie came to his rescue and Dan the Deadbeat cheated him. Bigger scumbag than Ralph.

[@RS-qo1rb]

@@izzy7225 yes and that’s saying a lot there bro. 😎

[@sofakingmoney4010]

@@izzy7225dan was facing prison time. He’s now a fentanyl addict in fairlawn nj. He lives behind the public storage factory

[@ifeelallright]

He technically said "not all of it" so he musta paid him something

[@taurusnyy]

Dan would never shut up, he truly has diarrhea of the mouth. Nice compilation 👌

[@Taco_Raider]

His diarrhea causes nausea

[@tomfrommaine]

ARTIE SAID RECENTLY DAN NEVER DID PAY BACK THE MONEY HE JUST PAID 1.500 BUCKS BACK LOL DAN THE DEAD BEAT

[@bradh-wc6sp]

Dan exhibits every sign known to man that he's a lying pos. When someone is accused of lying and they immediately become irate and hyper defensive they are lying 100% of the time

[@alexdee6776]

Mr “look at me I do drugs” is a liar too? no way 😂

[@BIGGPHILL]

Did the wind ever fall for this guy?

[@nigabastard1268]

No no no no no no no no

[@bluntforcetrauma8192]

He is still waiting. It should come in any day now.

[@bye4now067]

Still waiting to get that money to get that bike outta storage….

[@Mike_S_68]

Poor Dan the greasy haired B.S. artist/knife collector/ conman.

[@maganuss]

The wind has yet to fall

[@tomfrommaine]

Somthing about dan is creepy everyone seems to hate 😂😂

[@tommylovetro2099]

He's got an answer for everything

[@Mike_S_68]

WIND FALL. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@gromadelphia9667]

There’s so many contradictions with dans story it’s insane

[@johnran6015]

I've heard those Ronnie blow up clips forever but hearing the entire story behind it, fuck this shit could be so dark and miserable, and Ronnie was right despite being a spazz, he was fucking right about everything

[@Mark_M86]

God hadn’t heard a lot of these in years. I forgot how badly every single one of Dan’s bits bombed lmao.

[@brianl490]

Pretty stand up of him that Dan was willing to pay interest on the loan. 😂

[@troybrown46]

He sounded so stupid when saying that.

[@Goonie856]

2:45:56 Gary - I can’t wait to tell my story! John - well what’s your story ? Gary- well I don’t have a story.. Um, what? Lol

[@fakeascanbe423]

When i think Dan the Song Parody Man, i think workaholic

[@reddwood4971]

Lol

[@tonyferra2134]

I could listen to this compilation everyday like it’s a Pink Floyd album, scumbag’s pathetic defense is so entertaining. Conversely I don’t think I’ve ever listened to a dan the fraud parody man song and been entertained enough to listen to it again.

[@davec.3129]

Elegant Elliot would overpower Dan

[@quantumfoam140]

Elliot would team up with Vincent Benedetti, right?!?!?!

[@Taco_Raider]

​@@quantumfoam140 High noon, Stage Delicatessen

[@leonavu]

He'd turn that deadbeat user into a pile of fawkin' BEEF STEW, RIIIIIIIGHT?? Like Joe Corzin!!

[@KeithDabney-gs1cj]

Bob Levy's Klonopin years. He would have torn Dan apart.

[@marselobear2322]

Dan would rather borrow money to never pay back than to just get a full time job, what a bum.

[@Dr.HUGENSTEIN]

Dan goes Nonononononono waaah nonononononono waaah over & over.

[@jamesross9906]

Ronnie was a duce bag

[@manifestgtr]

Dan is so off putting, man…i remember thinking “who gives a fuck about this Langford thing” back in the day. Dan *came forward on the air* and admitted to being the “deadbeat”…so what the fuck? It’s like he needed a target for his misplaced anger at all the shit he was getting from the staff…

[@Jeremyramone]

This channel very similar to my good ol' harley, irreplaceable..I swear on my suitcase full of ash trays and hotel towels. .

[@RandyBoBandy.]

I’d be more likely to believe you had you sworn on your ponytail collection in your molester van.

[@nigabastard1268]

No no no no no no no no no

[@darylmanson7540]

I swear on the windfall that still coming

[@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust]

Did you manage to fit the bellhop in that suitcase?

[@knowingpappy659]

Now that's funny 😂🎉🎉🎉

[@LRush30]

Thank you mr bludclot 😘

[@yo_sully]

The words of a true lying skell... After almost a year of this supposed windfall claim that this apparent "still could possibly...(stops himself to juice up his bulllshit story) it still looks very good that it could happen." This crazy windfall he couldn't really discuss after almost a full year or not happening... Then he focuses his rage on Langford when he himself called the wrap up show to admit it was him who borrowed the cash then became a bit on the show but it was Langford who was at fault bc his daughter was gonna get teased at school bc of the news updates .Using his kid as a defensive mechanism is in another galaxy of scumbaggery. I also love him rejecting every job suggestion Howard makes as if he is too good for all of that. He owed art almost 8 large...if he really had any intentions of paying Artie back he would have taken ANYTHING that would get him the means to pay Artie. I have a theory that he knew Artie was in a bad way and that Artie would pass away and he'd be able to skate off 7500 bucks richer. Just listen to him scramble for the lie when Howard mentions about how his daughter would get teased at school for her dad owing Artie money. I read on another DTSPM KZbin vid that he abandoned his daughter and never paid any child support nor did he have any relationship with her. The Stern show universe produced a lot of low life lying skells...this Chump takes the cake. It takes a certain type of low life to use their children as an excuse for lies... Langford said it best "Dan said clearly he wants to bury the story...why is he ok the radio show now?" Of course Dan doesn't give a straight answer. DTSPM to this day has never paid Artie back. So all this huffing and puffing and flexing on Langford for what?

[@billsmafia_]

I have no way of knowing if this is true but I read somewhere that the reason Dan needed to borrow the money in the first place was because he was behind on child support payments and was facing charges and possible prison time. Seems plausible to me.

[@jaycreekmore9369]

I don't know if Bob levy is a good fighter, but he is willing to fight and that's all that counts 😉

[@jaycreekmore9369]

And he's a entertaining guy 😂

[@CockMcBallsddd]

Everyone says he can fight. People used to say that about me too, but I can't really fight that well. But I did get in a lot of fights. And like you said, that's pretty much all people see. Even if you get your ass kicked they still see you have balls and you're not some pushover.

[@rooflinestudios224]

Victim hood and Windfalls.

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

i dont know why they didnt hire yucko

[@Savebabygorilla]

First funny opinion I’ve seen you have

[@agentscarn7270]

These is a very unlikable quality about Dan

[@nigabastard1268]

No no no no no no no no

[@rustymertz]

It’s called everything

[@mireya6422]

Agreed

[@ryanwyttenbach1901]

The Audacity to call out Artie about not being invited to his Shore House party! Complete Scumbag

[@stevefirst1512]

Dan was just weird. What irks me most is that amidst all his bs were these veiled threats of getting violent, the knives bs and so on. So he could create song parodies, his real issue was that he just didntbseem to reliable, loyal or truthful. Doesnt surprise me that Artie was never paid or that he avoided Dan going forward thus in Dans mind excusing any obligation to repay Dan.

[@alisaortiz6196]

Dan should pay his debts and not worry about langford or the news

[@dubflav114]

Dan is annoying.

[@Oiltillidie]

Has a answer and excuse for everything. Steer clear of people like this.

[@jaycreekmore9369]

Dan the fast talking bull shit man 😂

[@Fecaldust]

Where is Dan today? And did he ever pay Artie back?

[@ftrwrwbg]

That story about Dan lighting a cigarette and saying they suck is a laugh riot. Tears every time.

[@miked820]

Dan comes across like a real life scumbag. I wouldnt let him near my home or my place of employment. That guy is a real piece of work.

[@troybrown46]

I spit my mountain dew on the keyboard when he said Jovan was a killer defenseman.

[@perilouspalms2497]

Piece of trivia completely unrelated to the video: Dan the song parody man is Jewish

[@CockMcBallsddd]

He's clearly been excommunicated from the tribe.

[@pace348]

Travel with ashtrays?! Lol

[@jimkoch6636]

Can't believe KC actually thought Dan's wack pack member was funny. That bit bombed so bad that it may have cost Dan the job

[@reddwood4971]

The whole week cost him the job lol his jokes bombed worse than that guy, even though that guy was horrible

[@Buckets50]

@@reddwood4971 Let’s be honest Dan isn’t a funny guy at all. Even his parodies are low effort and easy to make

[@gaijinmovementt2340]

I seem to recall that Dan also stayed at a hotel with Artie in Las Vegas and proceeded to steal everything in the room that wasn't nailed down. Total scumbag.

[@minitrucker8835]

23:55 Dan says he'll pay him back in 2027.. from cigarette savings. Dan has 3 yrs still. Jovan knows and vouched ... no doubt Dan's paying up in 3 years 😉 😂😂😂

[@dave11105]

This compilation deserves a subscribe...excellent 🖒

[@30xron]

@1:22:20 here come Gary with his go to line in these clips...people are out there and they afraid to come in lol Gary always has to jump in to every convo

[@defaultusername123]

“In other words…what you’re saying is”

[@samuelgantt5280]

I noticed that on alll convo

[@30xron]

@@samuelgantt5280 you know what it was...for years I just payed attention to how annoying Robin is in all these clips that gary all this time was right behind her lmao...jesus

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

he is the producer

[@30xron]

@@IAEMThatIAEM no shit sherlock

[@castingthestone]

Started listening to this one and quickly remembered that Dan never shuts tf up, onto the next 😂

[@OnyxMoneyDrops]

You must hate Elegant Elliot Offen too lol

[@castingthestone]

@@OnyxMoneyDropssomehow he is one of my favorites 😂😂

[@wasteofspace20]

This Dan guy is total class, I see why he got so defensive, he was a hell of a defenseman back in the day.

[@sublime90]

its 2024 dan still never paid artie back in full

[@dopehousex3]

Dan is such a liar he has an excuse for everything

[@bensnow2688]

Steve “Mud” Langford for the win! He doesn’t take requests!!

[@kajiuna]

turns out he was actually scamming all these places lol, so all that shouting and crying for nothing.

[@ryanwyttenbach1901]

Dan is such a POS, he calls into the wrap up show and tries to explain he’s the person who was the Deadbeat and then goes on Air and bashes Artie and blames him for every one knowing, Artie, the guy who dan literally Robbed Blind with a Sob Story

[@acmejr]

Screaming about his daughter being bullied but knowing you couldve dodged that by quitting cigarettes. The asking the man you owe thousands of dollars to why he doesnt want you at his party?

[@kajiuna]

28:05 bro actually scary how Howard went from KNOWING htere was a mass email sent inviting everyone to Artie's party, to oh he just heard somewhere and there was no official invitation. He cannot say a single sentence without lying

[@jimkoch6636]

There's no way anybody there could have liked to creep like Ronnie. Would it be so hard one time for that guy to say all right yeah you're right I was wrong about that. That tiny little man must have been picked on his whole life, now he's going to try and use some made-up authority to boss people around. Such a creep. And what was up with that young girl marrying Ronnie the creep. That girl must have had some major daddy issues and self-esteem issues at the same

[@reddwood4971]

Ronnie the Rat

[@redwolfe7049]

​@@reddwood4971despite that Ronnie protecting the rat saga, he is a rat. He's so quick to hint at stuff that other people aren't supposed to do when in a argument.

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

Ronnie threw Jared under the bus to attack JD and then acted like a phony mafia guy to "not rat". His marriage is also the grossest thing i have ever seen. Howard and bet are close in age compared to Stephanie and Ronnie. She looks like his granddaughter

[@XYouVandal]

How did KC think that wackpacker would be gold?

[@reddwood4971]

Prolly just looked at the guy and assumed.

[@jeremysanders9336]

The whole get Johns job segment is a total cringe fest. Dan is painfully unfunny

[@knowingpappy659]

Flim flam man Dan

[@Goonie856]

“ PEOPLE AINT BUYIN HAIR NO MORE! “ 😂😂

[@ryanwyttenbach1901]

Economy is Shit

[@benp827]

Love the photo, but "make a bridge" should be changed to "burn a bridge."

[@pace348]

Ronnie yelling at him was the best

[@Lowenaffchen]

22:39 The Jovan call is so funny, Dan went to all this trouble to plant a friendly caller and they keep him on the air for 15 seconds to tell his irrelevant nonsense story that puts Howard onto the cigarette thing and they spend 10x the length of the call attacking Dan for smoking

[@CoachLen25]

Dan sounded like a damn cornball during that Super Bowl thing with bob levy. Throwing papers , moving chairs, come on man. Chauncey = Dan

[@knowingpappy659]

Dan sucked and everyone else always had it wrong, cant stand people who act like Dan . never really liked his flim flam style always seemed shady as F

[@jmsmith1767]

I don’t get they kept saying “DTSPM” is working at SIRIUS but, were they not paying him?

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

why would dan have bike registrations in his pocket? massive liar

[@stevefirst1512]

And for bikes in storage so.long he could no.longer get access. Besides you can't transfer a vehicle on an expired registration. He was the worst double talking bullshitting liar on the show. Loved the fact that a guy with a grossly long ponytail fancied himself some bad ass knife fighter. What a dick. And you can just see him out west acting like some big time operator following Artie around catching the loose change falling out of his pocket. While his daughter is on welfare because he doesn't pay child support. She never got a cent of that 7500 but he's worried about his reputation.

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

i gotta find the Yucko interview where he mentions "bobby slaton, Bobby Slaton" mocking Bababooey and says Dan stole stuff out of Artie's hotel room

[@user-py6sy4zm1v]

Yo Von!!

[@RandyBoBandy.]

Killer defenseman. His absolutely hilarious story about Dan lighting a cigarette after the hockey game caused me to drive off the road and roll my car 6 times.

[@derrickc3173]

heard he’s a killer defenseman. Man Dan is such a great guy putting up the 6 grand I totally believe that

[@rustymertz]

@@RandyBoBandy.all worth it for the laugh!

[@rustymertz]

@@derrickc3173absolutely! He said if he got the money he expected, he was going to give Artie 10K and FORCE him to take it as interest. God broke the mold after that saint was made.

[@Slick420Pgh]

I like how dan only goes on dates were he doesnt need to pay anything....in nother words dan and his predator look hasnt been laid in over 15yrs prob close to 30 now

[@hardys1977]

Dude Dan is a poon hound.

[@SEMINOLEsq.]

its funny when somebody screams that they would never threaten somebody.

[@leir2005]

Even though they just did

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

Artie loaned two ungrateful guys money and then resented them. when you loan anyone money, do so with no expectation of getting it back. seriously

[@danholio4322]

Yep, Dan clearly didn't warn him

[@nimo517]

2:17:10 bob is down to fight anytime except now! Hahahahhaa

[@tomfrommaine]

Calling Howard dude constantly 😂